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Hiver said:
There will be no Twilight or I have to burn my computer after writing it.
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Burn it? Shouldn't it be optimally dropped into the sun? And an AI Virus deployed into the internet to destroy all Twilight references? While SB sets up an inquisition designed to destroy everything not on the internet that is remotely to do with Twilight? As we need more than ordinary fire to exorcise this cancer of literature.
 
SemiSaneAuthor said:
Burn it? Shouldn't it be optimally dropped into the sun? And an AI Virus deployed into the internet to destroy all Twilight references? While SB sets up an inquisition designed to destroy everything not on the internet that is remotely to do with Twilight? As we need more than ordinary fire to exorcise this cancer of literature.
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Poor Twilight Sparkle.
 
Malbutorius said:
Poor Twilight Sparkle.
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:rolleyes: You really think an SB inquisition would get in a fight with Bronies? It would lead to civil war. No. Now I now most of us don't want to but think about the cosmic horror of fiction known as Twilight. Not Twilight Sparkle form the ever holy FIM. :p
 
AkumaOuja said:
you say "Civil War" as if it would be a bad thing or as if the anti-brony wouldn't win in about an hour.
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Have you actually watched MLP:FIM? I dare you to part with 2 hours and 30 minutes and watch the first 5 episodes then tell me that. I dare you. As until you do so you cannot comprehend the true meaning of the words "Friendship Is Magic".
 
AkumaOuja said:
you say "Civil War" as if it would be a bad thing or as if the anti-brony wouldn't win in about an hour.
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Have you seen the size of the Fandom? If the anti-twilight crusade attacked the bronies, it would be a long and bloody war, with several of our members defecting. And no matter who wins, the Twihards could finish off the survivors.

Also, this is getting off topic. And is nowhere near as amusing as the Australia derail in Small Fish.
 
manamyst said:
she is not buffy so it not 100%
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There was Owen that wanted to date Buffy in season 1 who wasn't evil and they went on a kinda date. Also Scott Hope from season 3 may have not dated her but he wasn't evil. So it either goes Owen, Angel, Parker, Riley & Spike or
Owen, Angel, Ford, Scott Hope, Parker, Riley & Spike.

Which at best means a 1/5 chance of being evil and subsequent redemption, 1/5 of a chance of being good, going evil and then becoming good again, a 1/5 of a chance of being an arse, 1/5 of being a Mary Sue and 1/5 of being a thrill seeker. Or 1/7 of being normal, 1/7 being a terminally ill patient willing to sacrifice you to become a vampire to survive and the previous 1/5 parters being expressed at 1/7's.

Which means the highest chance of a person Buffy likes being 2/5's evil at most or 40% and even then they won't be consistently evil. So your 100% theory is flawed [/Spacebattler Calcs]
 
as your taunting murphy about vampires.. yeah hellsings going to make an appearance isnt it..

well that or you could wind up in front of the dark evangel (evangeline, negima) explosive temper and a mage that can effectively out power you at the moment.. a perfect teacher!

oh! dio brando! jojo's bizzarre adventure
 
See, I would have posted a pic of Alucard, but that works too.
 
You know, between the sparkling and the breaking like porcelain when they die, I will forever stand by the idea that Twilight vamps are not Vampires at all, but confused Fey with a blood affinity.
 
Avalon Aurora said:
I'd kinda like to see Hiver wind up in one of the MtG sourced planes. If he's really looking for a vacation, I suspect that Ravnica has some nice amenities, what with all the magi-tech conveniences floating around thanks to the Izzet. Depending on where in the timeline he is, Bant might also be a nice place to visit, although less likely to have toilet paper. Dominara itself is probably the best place to go to learn the kind of magic planeswalkers are good at, given that it seems to be the source of what causes the spark to grant that style of magic, so he'd have less trouble adapting spells from there to his own type of spellcasting, and be able to finally fill in gaps in his spell knowledge.
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But these planes are visited by other planeswalkers. He might want to avoid their notice for now (or forever...). Of course he could always find these planes by accident :p
 
Looks like Dawn is going the Buffy route of denial and decided to pretend to be normal.

Going to be a trainwreck that one.
 
Nox said:
You know, between the sparkling and the breaking like porcelain when they die, I will forever stand by the idea that Twilight vamps are not Vampires at all, but confused Fey with a blood affinity.
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I think they are Fairies too, but not confused ones. More the old non-Victorianfied ones. You know the baby snatching eldritch abominations who like screwing with mankind. They take a young girl, lure her away from her family and play their games. Who are faking being affected by fire due to the rules they are all playing. The Twilight Verse needs Cold Iron Ortillery Stat.
 
There's a strong case to be made that both supernatural factions in Twilight are Fae. As one of the World of Darkness books says, not all dead things that drink blood are vampires.

Fae have been known to transform into animals, and they've been known to require human flesh to survive. In fact, fae come in a wide variety of flavors and malignancies.
 
All this talk of vampires and nobody brought up Castlevania? Granted, it doesn't actually have very many outside of the big D, but a fully-powered Belmont with Vampire Killer could be a very useful summon alongside the Slayers.
 
There are a few verses that have vampires, but aren't used as often as most the already mentioned ones. Vampire Hunter D, Forever Knight, Underworld, Dragaera (Winter meeting Sethra Lavode would be hilarious) all have vampires and would make interesting places to visit.
 
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