the dark-lord Terrance has been forcefully removed from his home world in the grand guardian galaxy, now he has to call earth his home, and unintentionally protect it from his old world's heroes. [simple rules, most votes wins, will try and update every 3 days, will have some serious moments but is mostly a fun adventure and will feature many tokusatsu tropes, this is my first quest]
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DARK-LORD TERRANCE QUEST: alien invaders and corrupt cops beware... there's a new... VILLAIN in town?
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episode 0.1: the banishment
"YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME!!!! I AM THE DARK LORD!!! YOU HEAR ME!? THE DARK LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screams out a man being forced into a pod with only the clothes on his back... and a staff, all with an audience of MILLIONS watching as the man was being dragged to what would be his final voyage.
"dark-lord of the shadow star sector, leader of the organization known across the guardian galaxy as the black claw kingdom... we the council of protectors here by BANISH YOU to the outer reaches of the universe... may you NEVER return to this world, and ROT on whatever deadly planet you arrive at..." says a man wearing a golden suit of armor, who was SMIRKING at the dark-lord's struggles.
"CURSE YOU MAXIMO GOLD-STRIKE!!!! SO HELP ME I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE SOMEDAY!!!! I WILL RETURN!!!! OR MY N" He was cut off by the SLAMMING of the pod door on his face. "OW!!!!..... OR MY NAME ISN'T THE DARK LORD TERRANCE!!!!!" as he says this the boosters ROCKET the pod he was in towards the stars.... leaving behind the golden planet bellow him... "....oh FISH STICKS they actually did it..." he says... now realizing that he's alone.
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(Terrance point of view)
well GREAT, this is JUST WONDERFUL, i'm now stuck in a bloody banishment pod, taken from my empire, and am gonna end up who knows where in the next 5000 years.... sigh... maybe i should have become a teacher like mom suggested... then i could be legally evil.... but NO... i had to become a dark-lord... NO stay focused Terrance, i just gotta figure out what to do NOW....
[X] try and keep yourself entertained.
[X] try and figure out how to get back at the heroes who banished you when you get out.
[X] think POSITIVELY, imagine how clueless and foolish the natives of the planet you'll land on will be, it'll be a easy start surly.
"dark-lord of the shadow star sector, leader of the organization known across the guardian galaxy as the black claw kingdom... we the council of protectors here by BANISH YOU to the outer reaches of the universe... may you NEVER return to this world, and ROT on whatever deadly planet you arrive at..." says a man wearing a golden suit of armor, who was SMIRKING at the dark-lord's struggles.
"CURSE YOU MAXIMO GOLD-STRIKE!!!! SO HELP ME I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE SOMEDAY!!!! I WILL RETURN!!!! OR MY N" He was cut off by the SLAMMING of the pod door on his face. "OW!!!!..... OR MY NAME ISN'T THE DARK LORD TERRANCE!!!!!" as he says this the boosters ROCKET the pod he was in towards the stars.... leaving behind the golden planet bellow him... "....oh FISH STICKS they actually did it..." he says... now realizing that he's alone.
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(Terrance point of view)
well GREAT, this is JUST WONDERFUL, i'm now stuck in a bloody banishment pod, taken from my empire, and am gonna end up who knows where in the next 5000 years.... sigh... maybe i should have become a teacher like mom suggested... then i could be legally evil.... but NO... i had to become a dark-lord... NO stay focused Terrance, i just gotta figure out what to do NOW....
[X] try and keep yourself entertained.
[X] try and figure out how to get back at the heroes who banished you when you get out.
[X] think POSITIVELY, imagine how clueless and foolish the natives of the planet you'll land on will be, it'll be a easy start surly.
- Location
- Southbend indiana
[X] try and figure out how to get back at the heroes who banished you when you get out.
episode 0.2: the long road
OK... so i'm trapped in a pod for probably 5000 years think positively, imagine how all the lesser beings on whatever world you land on will think when you reach it...
"ok i can do this, i can get through this,when i get out, AND I KNOW I WILL, i'll be on a new world,. one where i'll REBUILD my empire, ya, YA!!! THIS ISN'T THE END OF ME YET!!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!"
~thirty years later.~
"you know maybe i should try and be CREATIVE with my minion designs this time... the old ones where so BLAND... mindless, kinda STUPID, i need the TALKATIVE kinda stupid, at least their fun to WATCH... and i'm talking to myself... GREAT..."
~seventy years later~
ok, managed to stop talking to myself... that's good, now what to MAKE my minions look like... hm... think... maybe... "OOH i could make them based of the evil inside living hearts, YES that will most DEFIANTLY DO... god dammit doing it again..."
~900 years later~
"ok, no longer tryign to not talk to myself, sorta bad, but THINK POSITIVELY, once i get to whatever planet i get to, i can gain LOYAL GENERALS, heck maybe even a new right hand man, hopefully not like my OLD ONE, guy is probably tryign to run my empire while i'm GONE... ain't that right Herbert?"
ok so YA i made a face on my staff, but HEY, you would TOO from isolation... besides at least it's an object with a phisical appearance then something you 'pretend' is just INVISIBLE, besides i can just MAKE Herbert real by making a new staff and turning this one into a monster right?
~4000 years later~
(3rd person point of view)
the quaint town of fracture valley, home to a population of around 3 thousand people, and also home to a LOT of different highly important and dangerous military gear held in lab's that even a local 5 year old can break into.
yes this town is quite the mixed bag of stupid, intelligent, and down right loony, and a massive flaming ball was about to impact the town in a matter of SECONDS. "EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! It'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!" says one of the local police, who dives into his cop car and drives away... and then the flaming object CRASHES right into the middle of the street... revealing it to be a SHIP....
"after 5 thousand years.... i am FREE..." soon... a shadowy figure begins to reveal himself from the pod... revealing a VERY hairy face that really needs a shave and hair that was an utter mess. "i'm FINALLY OUT!!!! YAHOO!!!!!!" starts dancing in the street, as a weird gem like spider crawls out from the pod after him, and hops onto his shoulder, making a few clicking noises. "what? WELL OF COURSE I'M HAPPY, we're FINALLY FREE HERBERT!!!!... now what to do?"
~next course of actions~
[X] get a hair cut, need a good shave
[X] get some food, you've been in a pod with nothing but Herbert and Air, time to eat
"ok i can do this, i can get through this,when i get out, AND I KNOW I WILL, i'll be on a new world,. one where i'll REBUILD my empire, ya, YA!!! THIS ISN'T THE END OF ME YET!!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!"
~thirty years later.~
"you know maybe i should try and be CREATIVE with my minion designs this time... the old ones where so BLAND... mindless, kinda STUPID, i need the TALKATIVE kinda stupid, at least their fun to WATCH... and i'm talking to myself... GREAT..."
~seventy years later~
ok, managed to stop talking to myself... that's good, now what to MAKE my minions look like... hm... think... maybe... "OOH i could make them based of the evil inside living hearts, YES that will most DEFIANTLY DO... god dammit doing it again..."
~900 years later~
"ok, no longer tryign to not talk to myself, sorta bad, but THINK POSITIVELY, once i get to whatever planet i get to, i can gain LOYAL GENERALS, heck maybe even a new right hand man, hopefully not like my OLD ONE, guy is probably tryign to run my empire while i'm GONE... ain't that right Herbert?"
ok so YA i made a face on my staff, but HEY, you would TOO from isolation... besides at least it's an object with a phisical appearance then something you 'pretend' is just INVISIBLE, besides i can just MAKE Herbert real by making a new staff and turning this one into a monster right?
~4000 years later~
(3rd person point of view)
the quaint town of fracture valley, home to a population of around 3 thousand people, and also home to a LOT of different highly important and dangerous military gear held in lab's that even a local 5 year old can break into.
yes this town is quite the mixed bag of stupid, intelligent, and down right loony, and a massive flaming ball was about to impact the town in a matter of SECONDS. "EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! It'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!" says one of the local police, who dives into his cop car and drives away... and then the flaming object CRASHES right into the middle of the street... revealing it to be a SHIP....
"after 5 thousand years.... i am FREE..." soon... a shadowy figure begins to reveal himself from the pod... revealing a VERY hairy face that really needs a shave and hair that was an utter mess. "i'm FINALLY OUT!!!! YAHOO!!!!!!" starts dancing in the street, as a weird gem like spider crawls out from the pod after him, and hops onto his shoulder, making a few clicking noises. "what? WELL OF COURSE I'M HAPPY, we're FINALLY FREE HERBERT!!!!... now what to do?"
~next course of actions~
[X] get a hair cut, need a good shave
[X] get some food, you've been in a pod with nothing but Herbert and Air, time to eat
- Location
- Southbend indiana
[X] get a hair cut, need a good shave
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[X] get a hair cut, need a good shave
[X] get a hair cut, need a good shave
episode 0.3: the dark lord's new do
(Terrance pov)
hm... well... after begin inside a pod for quite some time a new haircut WOULD be welcome. "how about a haircut?" the spider makes clicking noises, it's eyes looking in a mocking way. "what do you MEAN that's a dumb first action? i think it's a really good idea..."
the place i landed in seems so old compared to back home, nothing even suggesting they even have anything beyond the most basic of robotic's and engineering, though at the side of the primitive street, i DO see a pole with red, white and blue on it, maybe that's the place i need to go?
entering this place... ya definitely a place to get a haircut, that's for sure, after all, why else would so many people be here having their hair washed and cut. some weird otherworldly cult of nut-jobs?
"AHEM" OK, everyone is looking my directions now, good. "i would like a haircut please... sorta need one after being stuck in that pod for 5000 years.... so bring me the BEST person you have here.." OK s..
"alright sir, we'll get you someone to do your hair, payment will need to be made in advanced."...payment... RIGHT forgot that was a thing... wonder if they take galactic credits..
"um... do you take this type of currency?" i then place down a standard credit, mostly a emerald gemstone cut into a card form, not worth m... wait why is everyone starring? "um... something the matter?"
"... sir... i think you MAY be overpaying... would.. you like to have the VIP TREATMENT?" the receptionist says,SLACK JAWED... why was she slack jawed, it's only 1 CREDIT, sheesh.. how valuable can one credit be on this planet?
"uh... SURE?" once again Herbert is making clicking sounds and looking at all the other people in the room "ya i' as confused as YOU ARE..." soon the receptionist takes the green credit... and walks into the back of the building.... then a VERY spiffy person walks out.
"ah you must be the customer, please come this way..." the guy says, SHEESH does he really need to use THAT MUCH GEL? it looks like his hair is PLASTIC. damn he looks WEIRD... "let us BEGIN..." he says this once i'm in a chair, and Holy this guy works fast, his hands are a blur...
"wow your working pretty fast" huh, my beard and mustache are gone now, EXCELLENT!! and now soon i'll no longer look like a mangy beast... a.. wait... THE BRIGADIERS BALLISTA!? "WHAT THE?! why did you cut my hair into this... THIS CRAZY SPIKY STYLE?!"
"why it's the most POPULAR vip cut we HAVE, the true WILD.... you like it?" he HONESTLY says that... my hair is literally now like a mix of being spiky and smooth, I've now got bangs that covers one of my eyes, and the most shocking of all, i feel like i'm straight out of some... MAGAZINE COVER....
"LIKE IT!?!?" i yell out.. " I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!!!!! i feel like a TRUE VILLAIN again, man and i thought my OLD ONE was evil, but this one, the spikes of a dark madman, the slickness of an evil mastermind, THE EDGE OF A TRUE DARK-LORD, and the style of a MANIPULATOR, worth every BLOODY CREDIT i paid for it, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"ooh glad you like it, make sure to come back at least once a month mr vip, after all you DID buy the lifetime membership option" this guy was smil... wait LIFETIME? seriously how much is a single credit worth here? but now what?
[X] time to search for a NEW base of operations, every good baddie needs a good base
[X] time to find some grub, seriously it must be even cheaper then the hair cut
hm... well... after begin inside a pod for quite some time a new haircut WOULD be welcome. "how about a haircut?" the spider makes clicking noises, it's eyes looking in a mocking way. "what do you MEAN that's a dumb first action? i think it's a really good idea..."
the place i landed in seems so old compared to back home, nothing even suggesting they even have anything beyond the most basic of robotic's and engineering, though at the side of the primitive street, i DO see a pole with red, white and blue on it, maybe that's the place i need to go?
entering this place... ya definitely a place to get a haircut, that's for sure, after all, why else would so many people be here having their hair washed and cut. some weird otherworldly cult of nut-jobs?
"AHEM" OK, everyone is looking my directions now, good. "i would like a haircut please... sorta need one after being stuck in that pod for 5000 years.... so bring me the BEST person you have here.." OK s..
"alright sir, we'll get you someone to do your hair, payment will need to be made in advanced."...payment... RIGHT forgot that was a thing... wonder if they take galactic credits..
"um... do you take this type of currency?" i then place down a standard credit, mostly a emerald gemstone cut into a card form, not worth m... wait why is everyone starring? "um... something the matter?"
"... sir... i think you MAY be overpaying... would.. you like to have the VIP TREATMENT?" the receptionist says,SLACK JAWED... why was she slack jawed, it's only 1 CREDIT, sheesh.. how valuable can one credit be on this planet?
"uh... SURE?" once again Herbert is making clicking sounds and looking at all the other people in the room "ya i' as confused as YOU ARE..." soon the receptionist takes the green credit... and walks into the back of the building.... then a VERY spiffy person walks out.
"ah you must be the customer, please come this way..." the guy says, SHEESH does he really need to use THAT MUCH GEL? it looks like his hair is PLASTIC. damn he looks WEIRD... "let us BEGIN..." he says this once i'm in a chair, and Holy this guy works fast, his hands are a blur...
"wow your working pretty fast" huh, my beard and mustache are gone now, EXCELLENT!! and now soon i'll no longer look like a mangy beast... a.. wait... THE BRIGADIERS BALLISTA!? "WHAT THE?! why did you cut my hair into this... THIS CRAZY SPIKY STYLE?!"
"why it's the most POPULAR vip cut we HAVE, the true WILD.... you like it?" he HONESTLY says that... my hair is literally now like a mix of being spiky and smooth, I've now got bangs that covers one of my eyes, and the most shocking of all, i feel like i'm straight out of some... MAGAZINE COVER....
"LIKE IT!?!?" i yell out.. " I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!!!!! i feel like a TRUE VILLAIN again, man and i thought my OLD ONE was evil, but this one, the spikes of a dark madman, the slickness of an evil mastermind, THE EDGE OF A TRUE DARK-LORD, and the style of a MANIPULATOR, worth every BLOODY CREDIT i paid for it, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"ooh glad you like it, make sure to come back at least once a month mr vip, after all you DID buy the lifetime membership option" this guy was smil... wait LIFETIME? seriously how much is a single credit worth here? but now what?
[X] time to search for a NEW base of operations, every good baddie needs a good base
[X] time to find some grub, seriously it must be even cheaper then the hair cut
- Location
- Southbend indiana
[X] time to find some grub, seriously it must be even cheaper then the hair cut
[X] time to find some grub, seriously it must be even cheaper then the hair cut
episode 0.4: time for gr wait what?
I know i should probably be l... OOH GOD hunger had to strike at the WORST MOMENT, holy smokes this hurts, i need food NOW!!
"h hey... where is the nearest place to get food?" i ask the guy who did my hair, seriously guy is GOOD... Herbert makes more clicking noises at me asking this
"well there's a fast food joint right across the street called TOMMY'S.... they serve a REALLY mean burger... so if you want a quick meal that's the place to go" he says, pointing outside.
"THANK YOU" i get up, leaving the building, and i head over to the place called tommy's.. "HELLO, i am i... what the?" well, i didn't expect to see 3 guy's in pitch black holding primitive guns, let alone one of them holding a piece of sporting equipment. "ookkaayy.... what?"
"well well well... seem's somebody here is trying to PLAY HERO... let's show him why we ain't MESSED WITH."... did... he just say PLAYING HERO? did this DUMB-ASS just call him a GOODIE GOOD? ooh it's ON NOW...
"Herbert... STAFF MODE.... let's teach these dumb asses what it means to be a REAL VILLAIN...." Herbert then changes shape, becoming my old staff, now i'm ready for a FIGHT....
~next Combat Action~
[X] write in...
"h hey... where is the nearest place to get food?" i ask the guy who did my hair, seriously guy is GOOD... Herbert makes more clicking noises at me asking this
"well there's a fast food joint right across the street called TOMMY'S.... they serve a REALLY mean burger... so if you want a quick meal that's the place to go" he says, pointing outside.
"THANK YOU" i get up, leaving the building, and i head over to the place called tommy's.. "HELLO, i am i... what the?" well, i didn't expect to see 3 guy's in pitch black holding primitive guns, let alone one of them holding a piece of sporting equipment. "ookkaayy.... what?"
"well well well... seem's somebody here is trying to PLAY HERO... let's show him why we ain't MESSED WITH."... did... he just say PLAYING HERO? did this DUMB-ASS just call him a GOODIE GOOD? ooh it's ON NOW...
"Herbert... STAFF MODE.... let's teach these dumb asses what it means to be a REAL VILLAIN...." Herbert then changes shape, becoming my old staff, now i'm ready for a FIGHT....
~next Combat Action~
[X] write in...