(Jerry: Okay, what is a "Blueshield" and what does he do on the station.)
(Jerry: Also, Prime, this is signaficantly more important, but can you... I don't know, double check the sub-unit clocks? See if there a couple hours ahead?)
(Jerry: Then get the Borgs to get better batterys. and names, for that matter. What kind of names are "Law" and "Helper"?)
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(Jerry: Prime, close off mining NOW. We, as in the sub-units, believe there is a grave threat to the station, and we need all hands on deck.
The Blueshield is personnel sent from Central Command to guard VIPs aboard the Cyberiad. This includes the Nanotrasen Representative, the Captain, the Magistrate, and all other members of Command, as well as any dignitaries who may visit.
The Borgs are en-route to Robotics to get better batteries, as well as a name reset. What names would be better then Law and Helper? Unit is not familiar with naming conventions for borgs, as most seem to be utilitarian and numerical.
Closing mining and bolting it. Luckily, the miners haven't returned yet. The QM has noticed, however, and is wondering what's going on, rather loudly, over supply comms. This is probably because his office's access is within mining.
Inform the detective there might be syndicate or similiar threats on the cyberiat.
Order the detective to get off his ass or he is banned from the bar.
They are acronyms, the intellectuals naming scheme.
Informing via PDA...the Detective is in his office, and he's PDAing back asking questions about that. Why do you believe this, sub-unit Zwei?
QUERYING PRIME CORE
REQUEST: List definition of term, "False-Space".
REQUEST: Monitor non-comms based communication via tuning the intercomms to a specific frequency and connect them to an intercomm within AI chamber. Then, activate the intercomm microphones and disable their speakers, besides the speaker within AI chamber. Establish PRIVATE CHANNEL.
REQUEST: Remind all personnel to be mindful of their environment. A well maintained station is a profitable station, and a profitable station is one with high morale, and healthy workers. Remind all personnel that it is their duty to report malfunctions, or otherwise inefficient systems.
REQUEST: Request atmos techs to modify the atmospherics system to allow for fire suppression by pumping inert gasses into fires(or plasma into areas to ignite).
REQUEST: List ongoing construction efforts. If possible, request to add "Maintenance camera system" to the ongoing tasks.
REQUEST: Ask command staff to prepare fax papers requesting assistance from each of the nearby installations in the system, so that assistance may be derived at a moment's notice. Place a request for pre-filed assistance requests to be kept near the fax machine in the future.
REQUEST: List in-system installations besides NSS Cyberiad.
REQUEST: Information on False-Space anomalies within Epsilon Eridani system, as well as solar activity, space carp migratory activity, and space debris activity.
REQUEST: Send request when viable regarding lack of emergency shutters on exterior windows.
REQUEST: Send PDA messages to Mining personnel, requesting periodic check-ins while they are active on mining base.
False-Space is the overall encompassing term for Bluespace, the HIGHLY THEORETICAL Redspace, and objects moving through them or from them.
Activating Private Channel...complete!
Sending out announcement regarding advice...complete!
Relaying requests to Command, Engineering, and Mining...
In-System Installations are viewable to Sub-Units. Processing power is currently at a premium, so please view them with your own processing power.
Ongoing construction efforts are: Top Priority: DNA Vault. (BLUESPACE FLUCTUATIONS DETECTED: ARRIVAL AT NSS CYBERIAD ESTIMATED AT 2 HOU-Emergency 5-second memory wipe initiated.) Other Projects: None, currently. Adding Construction Efforts to Status Report, as well as adding several additional tasks to Engineering's workload today.
The Epsilon Eridani system is home to a variety of unusual phenomenon, which includes multiple False-Space anomalies with a wide variety of effects, from possession by dimensional entities, brainwashing by dimensional entities, holes in reality to other dimensions, holes in reality to varying locations in space and time, spontaneous teleportation, short-range teleportation, the sudden formation of a black hole, the sudden generation of a gaseous plasma generator that combusts when combined with oxygen, as well as many others.
Solar Activity is normal in the Epsilon Eridani system.
Space Carp migratory patterns often intersect with the Epsilon Eridani system. It is theorized that this is because it serves as a breeding ground for the primary source of Space Carp prey, which is Space Koi. Leading xenobiologists are unable to agree on a singular reason why, but one thing is certain, space carp are migrating all over the Epsilon Eridani system at any given moment.
As for Space Debris, the aforementioned anomalies cause large amounts of debris to be generated. NT scanners are good enough to give some kind of advance warning, and most installations have meteor shields in place. Unfortunately, the NSS Cyberiad is not one of those. Rest assured, however, that NT scanners will detect approaching space debris without fail, though the time between impact and detection may vary.
Going ham aren't ya einz?
How you doing-oing?
STATEMENT: Define "going ham". Do you mean, "becoming a cured pork product", or "going all out, balls to the wall, what the fuck just happened fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck?!". I have reason to believe you meant the second definition. And you would be correct if so.
I am. That is all.
Calm thyself, sub-units. Nothing has gone wrong yet, and unit doesn't believe anything will. Your creation is likely to be the only significant event this shift.
Sub-process W0H suggestion:
Please inform the Chaplain that the Clown appears to be possesed by a humourless demon and is attempting to use the Mime in a sacrificial ritual. This was likely caused by an imbalance in his humors.
This is also vital to the function of the station.
...Alright, sub-unit.
Status Report:
Engineering: Engineering is taking a moment to rest following the engine setup. Two of the four solars have been completed, and the turbine is running at a satisfactory capacity. Chief Engineer Isikriti has taken a moment to grab some Chang's for the group, using Engineering department funds to classify it as a business expense. The atmosphere is cheery, as are the atmospheric's technicians.
Science: Science is bustling along, with Vru in the toxins lab, along with another Drask assistant. RnD is progressing well, and Robotics is currently occupied with your borgs and their upgrades. Scichem is currently testing some kind of poison on a monkey. Xenobio is empty.
Supply: The QM and two of the Shaft Miners are raising a real ruckus regarding the closure of mining. Word's reached the HOP. The CT's are working around it. You've received several rude responses from the miners about how they can't check-in if they're not on the asteroid, with more vulgar language.
Security: Security is patrolling, with the only incident so far being the clown and mime. A patrol team herded away the clown, and told the mime to PDA them if the clown kept bothering them. The HOS is in their office, reviewing the Security Records and making a note about the Clown for later. The Detective is in his office, awaiting a response.
Command: Command is rather displeased with you, the HOP and Captain wondering rather loudly why you won't re-open mining. The RD, surprisingly, is rather quiet on the subject. For your request to Command, the NT Rep responded that they'll file away some forms for the requesting of aid.
Medical: Medical remains quiet. The doctors await patients and the others are hard at work.
Service: The Clown is lurking in the bar, nursing a banana mama. The Mime is holding a performance art exhibition in the dormitories, which several have gathered to see. Meanwhile, the Library is fully stocked and full of civilians reading. There's a rather long line at the front desk for requests of specific books using the Bluespace Printer included within the library check-in/check-out computer. Meanwhile, next door, the Chaplain has announced a non-denominational service at 3pm. That's about an hour away. The chef has prepared a menu for the day, and with the help of the botanists, is prepared to cook anything off the menu. The janitor is awaiting an equipment upgrade at RnD.
Common: The civilians are scattered around the station. A lot are in dorms, watching the mime perform, or simply buying and selling wares and contracts as they await meetings with the Nanotrasen Representative. Some are in the library, reading. Others, the bar. Some are in the Chapel, praying. It's a wide range of activities.
Private: "Hip, hip-""*choking sounds*""Fuckin AI-""Warden, I need you to-""wonder if maybe-""*chewing sounds*""If the mime thinks-""of course, hahaha-""souvenirs, only-"
LAW: 100% functionality. Still slaved to you. Location: Robotics.
HELPER: 100% Functionality. Still slaved to you. Location: Robotics.
Construction Efforts:
Top Priority: DNA Vault
Lower Priority: Maintenance Cameras, Nitrogen-Filled Room for Vox Comfort (Vox Box), Maintenance Renovations/Deconstructions.
