With assassination, memory manipulation, and other force shenanigans on the table, that is not as easy as it sounds.

Hilarious to imagine Bankers saving the galaxy though.
Imagine the banks being the secret defenders of the galaxy.

After all, war is terrible for future profits. Anyone trying to start one needs to be halted in the name of lots of future riches.

Also, people who take over the galaxy inevitably come to nationalize the banks, and that's a hard No.
 
Turn 2: Second Half, 32 BBY
Turn 2: Second Half, 32 BBY

You're laughing, and you're pretty sure that you're unnerving the intern that's standing opposite your desk. You can't help it, though, and the poor hapless intern's face just makes things more funny. The datapad that you've been handed is wonderful news, the sun is shining, the stims are working, and the markets are stabilizing. Slowly. Rush Clovis' face stares out at you from the datapad, dressed in carceral outfits and looking almost penitent – you're pretty sure that he crossed Senator Palpatine in the wrong way sometime on Coruscant.

One doesn't simply argue with one of Hego Damask's proteges and then slink away to take glitterstim and worse in a Coruscanti dive bar. Even you weren't that stupid, not even when you ran Hutt Space Collections and Security with nothing more than a squad of Iotran Special Forces on standby.

Speaking of Damask's protege – the Senator has made it clear that there aren't any hard feelings about the IGBC opposing his plans. But he did remind you of that one favor. Something about the information that's landed in your lap about Kamino and the Pyke Syndicate, something that he's got an unusual interest in.

You stop smiling, the grin wiped off your face. One glare sends the intern out the door, and you're left staring at a datapad that has no more good news. You really wish you had nothing more than a trader's desk to run and a mercenary team on standby. Sometimes, at least.

Eh.

Who're you kidding. This job is your life.

Market Stability: 25/100: Incipient Collapse: Board Opinion will drop by 20 unless Stability reaches at least 35 by turn end. At Zero Board Opinion you are fired.
Board Opinion: 40/100
Profits: Healthy

Forces: 2xIotran Intervention Unit, 2xDroid Collections Unit

You Have the following action categories, in which you have two actions each. You may double down for a d100+20 rather than a d100:
Legal:
The Legal Division of the IGBC is at present headed by Dr. Fina Sell, formerly of the University of Muunilist and notorious for being a class-action lawyer before the IGBC hired her. There may have been blackmail involved, or there may have not. You do not know. She has a predatory look in her eyes, as if waiting for you to make a misstep. Lower DC for internal legal action and lawsuits against private parties/governments.

[]Debt Arbitration: Legal will have to step in to make sure that the planets that are unable to pay get an extension. Creditors will have to take a haircut. The problem is one of ordering – nobody wants their money being used to pay someone else's loan, and that means someone has to take the hit before the deadlock is broken. It's what's called an 'honest broker', or rather, some poor fucker who gets his wallet swiped to pay for another bastard's drinking binge. You still remember when that Corellian tried to steal yours. Corellians. Can't trust them. Stabilizes markets at the cost of Profits. +10 Market Stability for Profits moving down one level for one turn. Roll determines publicity impact.

[]Deadlocking: The Republic's new relief laws put the bulk of the burden of allocating relief to the Treasury, but at the same time it forces the IGBC to take the biggest haircut on debt simply due to our size, along with forcing us to take bad banks into receivership. That means we lose the most, simply because according to the Republic's rules and regulations we're the ones that can most afford it. The IGBC is not just a corporation. It is the issuing authority for the Republic Credit. We are not some High Street Bank. We are the ones that will wind up taking them into receivership. We thus need to sue, as a public interest suit to stall this legislation while we find our feet and make sure we can absorb that much of a loss while also absorbing the bad banks. DC50. +10 Market Stability. Stalls Palpatine's legislative push in the courts.

[]Public Interest Litigation: The freer the markets, the freer the people. Since so many of the dictators on the Rim have taken on bad debt and are seeking to default, we need to deal with them. That means actions in the Core World courts and the Republic judiciary to make sure we have the right to collect, then using Collections and Security to take what we're owed and install a more representative government. Democracies are better for the market and for long-term returns on investment, after all. DC40, if failed will move Profits down one notch, if succeeded +5 Board Opinion, increased PR, +5 Market Stability. Will commit Collections and Security's Iotran units to enforcement.

Sentient Resources: The IGBC values its workers and employees, for they are its most precious resources. The IGBC cares about all of its sentients. The IGBC is there by everybody's side. That's what Goven Cipird likes to say. He smiles at you with blazing sincerity that you're absolutely sure is false. He has the dossiers of the entire Outer Rim Desk as his fingertips. He has Security and Special Tasks on speed-dial. You are informed that he gets excellent sleep each night. Lower DC for internal purges.
Morale in the Outer Rim Division is: Shaky
Morale in the Mid-Rim Division is: Shaky
Morale in the Core Division is: Confident
Morale moves from Collapsed->Low->Shaky->Stable->Confident->High

[]Extraordinary Rendition:
Some of the more recalcitrant members of the Hutt Space cartels and some of the IGBC's own staff who have been trading in illegal substances on the side in the Rim can be dealt with in the Core. Simply by transferring them to the custody of state authorities that can charge them with suitable crimes – such as trespassing – we can ensure that they do not destabilize things further. We can also interrogate them at leisure by building a proper personal rapport, since the rendition allows us time to use more intelligent, effective methods. DC30, removes potentially destabilizing elements from the IGBC's Rim and Mid-Rim Desks. Lower morale in Outer Rim and Mid-Rim Desks. Potential to accelerate dark money tracking on success.

[]Vetting and Petting: The staff are troubled, and in need of reassurance. The markets are tanking, the other banks on Muunilist are laying off staff, and the executives are holed up in their towers. There is no word from above. The head of Sentient Resources has a number of solutions – foremost among them the novel suggestion of an all-hands briefing every month for the senior and midlevel staff, to let them know the situation and give them a stake. Not everything, of course, but enough to make them feel important. And, of course, to check who leaks things. DC15, boosts morale if below Stable. Potential for new talent to rise. Potential for embarrassing leaks.

[]Nepotism: Some of the Core Five have contacted you with word that they want certain people promoted and sent up the ladder. Those people tend to either be imbeciles, inbred, or worse yet they tend to be Nemoidians. You don't like all three, and you're careful enough around Sentient Resources to avoid mentioning the third. Get the division to shuffle off these hires where they won't do any harm, and hire them as the Core Five want. That gets your major shareholder nicely placated. DC20, +10 Board opinion, if failed will wind up with idiots in the middle tiers of the bank.

Political/Lobbying: Sarakel Carbrow is a very bland human. She's spent twenty years in the Republic civil service, embedded in the one branch that works – Treasury and Taxation. She's spent ages working over Senate tax reform and liaising with the Galactic Senate's economics committee. Contacts with the Senate, contacts with tax lawyers, a network in the civil service. As for dealing with the politicians themselves? Just like the Rim. Granted, the idea that the Senate is similar to the Rim is ridiculous – for one, the Senate has better drugs – but the principles for Care and Feeding and Intoxication of Politicians ought to hold up.

[]We Didn't Start the Fire: The Trade Federation started this when that degenerate diseased squid Gunray crawled out from under his landfill and went to blockade Naboo because his late-stage syphilis hallucinated him into it. Hammer that message in harder than the Nemoidians got their asses handed to them – they caused this because they're so incompetent that a ten year old handed a Trade Federation blockade fleet its ass. Of course it's all their fault. The Outer Rim Desk believed in their competence, and that's what took all of us in. It was not at all the IGBC here. DC10. +10 Board opinion on success. Failure means a backlash.

[]Public Relations: There's word that a few of the more obviously connected Senators that are tepidly speaking out in favor of Palpatine's plans for a more equitable relief bill are making use of their position to land government jobs for their relations. That makes for leverage and a foot in the door. As for the rest? Director Carbrow knows some good tax attorneys, and there are a few board memberships for Senators on corporations that have ties to the Outer Rim. We'll see burning bridges here, but someone else set them on fire before this - we're just letting it continue. DC45, on success partially sabotage Palpatine's relief effort and slightly boost Valorum. On 60 or above, +5 market stability.

[]Networking I (0/100): Director Carbrow is in accord with you on this one, that you need a better network in the republic civil service that can tell you how and where the money's going. You're the central bank in all but name and that means you have a claim on Treasury data, but that also means they don't like you. You're bureaucratic competition. So that means you need a network of friends of friends who get paid off, and you need it to be tight enough that you know whenever a tax attorney so much as farts in the Senate Building. Gain more information on execution of Republic legislation every tier.

Finance: This is the preserve of you as the IGBC head, where you sit at the head of the table in a conference room high above Muunilist. It is also the preserve of your old buddy Pors Tonith, who has a lively vacation habit and many friends among the Iotran Guard who make up the bulk of the IGBC's combat arms. He meets your gaze and grins easily, eyes cold as a credit-chip's gleam and fingers drumming a death-march rhythm on the conference table.

[]Conservation: The IGBC can buy up distressed assets at paper value and take some of the larger banks into conservatorship – this might cost us in short term profits but will stabilize the markets and placate a Board that is terrified of what might happen if we continue on this trajectory of market collapse. It will, however, make an implacable enemy of the Senators who believe that the IGBC has too much power already. Senator Palpitane of Naboo has made his name on that issue, and taking the great names of Coruscant's banking sector into receivership will give him a great deal of ammunition. DC35, +15 Market Stability, +10 Board Opinion, move Profit down one notch.

[]Some Of This is Bad Money (Progress 45/100): So we'll take it off their hands. Task Legal and Accounts to set up a better, more thorough system of tracking dark money that flows through the IGBC's financial system. It's the labor of decades or at least years, but we can eventually track most of it. For now, we'll be happy to stick to those transactions that might have 'jeopardized the market'. Such as the transactions in bad colonial debt printed by criminal affiliates, and the ones that are owned by the Trade Federation – we owe those squids, and we're goddamn well going to collect. With interest. Dark money tracking options unlocked on completion. +10 Board opinion on completion.

Collections and Security: Captain Riklan Tost is an Iotran, here on 'loan' from his planetary government. The Iotran Armed Forces are operating under IGBC command and act as an elite, sentient cadre that backs up the high-grade droids and mercenaries that make up the bulk of our forces – and then there are, of course, the Muun guards here on Muunilist. Forces-wise, we have enough. Bonus to large-scale interventions.

[]Collecting Debt: The IGBC needs money to stabilize the markets, and we can buy up bad debt before collecting on it. That means, of course, doing what a war-fleet would normally do to a world and doing that on a near industrial scale, but it nevertheless needs doing. The worlds of the Outer Rim have started this fire, and it has begun to spread to the Mid-Rim. For all that the populists such as Palpitane in the Senate and people such as the Board might dislike this, we need the money and the stability.+10 Market Stability, greatly destabilizes Outer Rim and Hutt Space. Political consequences are high and unpredictable. Politically unpopular. Popular in the corporation. DC40.

[]Kamino, Kamino: The money trail that the IGBC's IT and Cyber arm followed has led us to Kamino. Something about a bioengineering project, a big one. An expensive one. The authorization code was the same one that the IGBC handed off to the Jedi for emergency spending, and we're now standing guarantee for a massive expense. This has to be resolved. At all costs. If that means sending an auditor and negotiation team to Kamino, so be it. And there's always Hailfires on speed-dial if the Kaminoans don't talk. DC40. ???

[]We're Good People, Honest: It has come to the attention of the Board that some of the Outer Rim Desk have been using extralegal means of dispute resolution in the Outer Rim. Some of these contractors have become far too familiar with the methods used by the IGBC and are able and willing to name names – we have to clean house. We have to restore our image. Sadly, that means a little bit of collateral damage. DC40. Cleans up the Outer Rim Desk's mercenaries and bounty hunting arm.

[]Heads Off Pykes: The Jedi whose authentication code was used to open up the line of credit we're investigating was one Sifo-Dyas, whose trail ends somewhere in the Outer Rim. There are whispers that the Pyke Syndicate killed a Jedi, and we have to investigate that. Sifo-Dyas knew what was going on with that spend, and more importantly he can positively tie it to the Jedi. Who will them reimburse us for this, or we'll have to take it to the courts. The Pykes are heavily armed by Rim standards, and that means we need to spend to bring them to heel. DC40. Commits all available forces. ???
 
Imagine the banks being the secret defenders of the galaxy.

After all, war is terrible for future profits. Anyone trying to start one needs to be halted in the name of lots of future riches.

Also, people who take over the galaxy inevitably come to nationalize the banks, and that's a hard No.
I think I read a story like that. Can't recall what/where and to what extent the banks were the good guys (most likely neutral faction).

So I don't have the time to finangle a plan yet. Anyone have any ideas what a good plan of action is? Especially with Palpy finally cashing in his favor?
 
[X] Plan Too Big To Fail
-[X] Double Down on Public Interest Litigation
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[X]Vetting and Petting:
The staff are troubled, and in need of reassurance. The markets are tanking, the other banks on Muunilist are laying off staff, and the executives are holed up in their towers. There is no word from above. The head of Sentient Resources has a number of solutions – foremost among them the novel suggestion of an all-hands briefing every month for the senior and midlevel staff, to let them know the situation and give them a stake. Not everything, of course, but enough to make them feel important. And, of course, to check who leaks things. DC15, boosts morale if below Stable. Potential for new talent to rise. Potential for embarrassing leaks.
-[X]Nepotism: Some of the Core Five have contacted you with word that they want certain people promoted and sent up the ladder. Those people tend to either be imbeciles, inbred, or worse yet they tend to be Nemoidians. You don't like all three, and you're careful enough around Sentient Resources to avoid mentioning the third. Get the division to shuffle off these hires where they won't do any harm, and hire them as the Core Five want. That gets your major shareholder nicely placated. DC20, +10 Board opinion, if failed will wind up with idiots in the middle tiers of the bank.
-[X]We Didn't Start the Fire: The Trade Federation started this when that degenerate diseased squid Gunray crawled out from under his landfill and went to blockade Naboo because his late-stage syphilis hallucinated him into it. Hammer that message in harder than the Nemoidians got their asses handed to them – they caused this because they're so incompetent that a ten year old handed a Trade Federation blockade fleet its ass. Of course it's all their fault. The Outer Rim Desk believed in their competence, and that's what took all of us in. It was not at all the IGBC here. DC10. +10 Board opinion on success. Failure means a backlash.
-[X]Networking I (0/100): Director Carbrow is in accord with you on this one, that you need a better network in the republic civil service that can tell you how and where the money's going. You're the central bank in all but name and that means you have a claim on Treasury data, but that also means they don't like you. You're bureaucratic competition. So that means you need a network of friends of friends who get paid off, and you need it to be tight enough that you know whenever a tax attorney so much as farts in the Senate Building. Gain more information on execution of Republic legislation every tier.
-[X] Double Down On Conservation
-[X] Double Down On Kamino, Kamino


Get market stability up, get board approval up, seize the opportunity of Kamino with both hands before they can go to ground and begin preparing for a longer term political battle with Sheev. We're not ready to slug it out with him in the legislature yet. Best to avoid looking like a threat until we know we can stand up to him.
 
Palpatine will totally screw us for his populism and especially for Kamino, but holy shit have I never wanted something like I want to drag the Jedi very publicly to court for wasting our money on a whole damn clone army.

Imagine the hilarity of bypassing the entire war and shortcutting things for Palpatine if we accidentally make the Jedi look like super shady unethical warmongers.

"I mean, a clone army, really, what the hell were they thinking?"

I can just imagine the IGBCs reaction trying to figure out what the hell they're doing.
 
You know, it kind of looks like Sifo-Dyas was a patsy who got murked when he was no longer necessary, and he was a master on the council. And the list of people can do that to Jedi Masters is incredibly small.

This would look so incredibly bad, god I hope we roll super high on Kamino.
 
Only downside is that Conservation will once again put us up against Sheev.
[]Conservation: The IGBC can buy up distressed assets at paper value and take some of the larger banks into conservatorship – this might cost us in short term profits but will stabilize the markets and placate a Board that is terrified of what might happen if we continue on this trajectory of market collapse. It will, however, make an implacable enemy of the Senators who believe that the IGBC has too much power already. Senator Palpitane of Naboo has made his name on that issue, and taking the great names of Coruscant's banking sector into receivership will give him a great deal of ammunition. DC35, +15 Market Stability, +10 Board Opinion, move Profit down one notch.
But no real help for it. We need the market stability and board support. Just going to have to take it for now.

[X] Plan Too Big To Fail

Fingers crossed for Kamino, Kamino. That way seems the way to very fun butterflies.
It's certainly going to put the Jedi council in the spotlight. That code was handed off with the purpose of Emergency Spending. Somehow I do not think the auditor and team will consider a gigantic Mandalorian clone army (with all the equipment and vehicles etc attaced to the bill) to be an emergency expense.
 
[X] Plan Too Big To Fail
I hope we roll high enough to take cannon to the desert and make it dig its own grave while we have a blaster pointed at its back. Basically either we save the galaxy or make a bigger fire than cannon.
 
[X] Plan Too Big To Fail
I hope we roll high enough to take cannon to the desert and make it dig its own grave while we have a blaster pointed at its back. Basically either we save the galaxy or make a bigger fire than cannon.
Im just hoping that this doesn't end with General Kenobi and a bunch of Arc Troopers pointing their weapons at us during the battle of Munnilist.

[X] Plan Too Big To Fail
 
Only downside is that Conservation will once again put us up against Sheev.
Look at it this way:


IGBC to take the biggest haircut on debt simply due to our size, along with forcing us to take bad banks into receivership.
Conservation: The IGBC can buy up distressed assets at paper value and take some of the larger banks into conservatorship
Palpatine publicly wants us to take banks, but also don't take the big banks. Leave those as that would make us too powerful which is nonsensical. If he really didn't want us accumulating power then we shouldn't take any banks, period.

The difference between actions is one is where he dictates what we take, and the other is we decide.
 
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Just recently rewatched Attack of The Clones, and for some reason the numbers seem way off to me, like 200,000 clones by the time of Genosis, "with a million more on the way" with the untold trillions of sentients in the galaxy that seems like a small percentage to have the entire war named after them. Like I know in the original EU a lot of the war was local conflicts that saw neither droid nor clone on the ground with the Separatist sympathizers fighting Republic loyalists with local PDF forces and privateers. But the scale just seems off to me.
 
Just recently rewatched Attack of The Clones, and for some reason the numbers seem way off to me, like 200,000 clones by the time of Genosis, "with a million more on the way" with the untold trillions of sentients in the galaxy that seems like a small percentage to have the entire war named after them. Like I know in the original EU a lot of the war was local conflicts that saw neither droid nor clone on the ground with the Separatist sympathizers fighting Republic loyalists with local PDF forces and privateers. But the scale just seems off to me.
Don't forget that, generally speaking, Clones are shock troops, not Line Infantry, (That would be the Galactic Marines and Judiciary forces, alongside the system and sector PDFs,) it's a small number because that's all that's needed.

Though I do think at least some of it has to do with Scifi Writers Having No Sense of Scale.

But, more to the point, the Galaxy hasn't seen a major war in thousands of years, so it's not inconceivable that they could work.

I still think that 50% casualties on Geonosis is stupid, Jedi I can understand, Sonics don't give a fuck if a Jedi tries to block them or not, but Clones would be better prepared for this. Something like 20-30% would be more reasonable, while also showing that Geonosis was a costly battle.
 
Just recently rewatched Attack of The Clones, and for some reason the numbers seem way off to me, like 200,000 clones by the time of Genosis, "with a million more on the way" with the untold trillions of sentients in the galaxy that seems like a small percentage to have the entire war named after them. Like I know in the original EU a lot of the war was local conflicts that saw neither droid nor clone on the ground with the Separatist sympathizers fighting Republic loyalists with local PDF forces and privateers. But the scale just seems off to me.

I always desperatly handwaved it as 200,000 units, not individual clones, but legions.
 
I can just imagine the IGBCs reaction trying to figure out what the hell they're doing.

"Hey Sarakel, sweetheart, how's it going. Oh, not much, I just need you to find something out for me. Is that little green fucker on the Jedi Council doing death sticks?"

"No, no no, I'm being genuinely serious here. I mean, he kinda looks a bit like a death stick addict with that weird wrinkled ass face, sure talks like it too. I mean, I've heard that guy make speeches, he must be using some kind of drug if he talks like that."

"Oh c'mon, what are you gonna do, rat me out to Sentient Resources? I've heard the kind of stuff you've said about Wookies before, you're not exactly fit to run for the chair of Sentient Citizens United yourself. Look, I know you think this is the stims talking but I am being dead serious right now. If you were looking at what I was looking at on my desk just now, you'd understand."

"No, it's not a fucking tab of relzo acid! It's a datapad, because I do actual real work instead of talking to a bunch of corrupt politicians on the taxpayer's dime all day. Look, if this guy really is on death sticks it'll be easy to prove. Someone important's gotta be on death sticks over there, someone on the council at least, because I'm really struggling for alternative explanations for what just landed on my desk."

"No, it's not a severed head either. Very funny. Although if you could get Locked Turd or whatever his name is alone with a Gamorrean I wouldn't mind a skull as a "one year as CEO" present. For legal reasons that's a joke. Actually, while you're at it, can you also see if they're sneaking strippers into the temple? I keep seeing these chicks on HNE coming into the temple and wearing robes and shit and I swear they're all dead-ringers for the girls at the Outlander."

"Yeah, I know I'm a roba doing an impression of a Muun. Just get me whatever info you can and I'll explain later, throw in a bonus and try and set you up with a vacation to go with it. Okay, I've got a complete fuckwit standing in my office who I need to yell at, so I'll have to let you go. Bye now."
 
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in the wake of the arrest of Rush Clovis for possession of controlled substances
Rush Clovis' face stares out at you from the datapad, dressed in carceral outfits and looking almost penitent – you're pretty sure that he crossed Senator Palpatine in the wrong way sometime on Coruscant.

Can we get some sympathy for Rush Clovis? He's obviously petty scum, but he wasn't prepared to face down Hurricane Sidious. He was probably going to do the minimum showmanship in court to earn his check from the bank before he could go back to his favorite bar seat. Not his fault we sent him to face down a secret Sith Master.

[X] Plan Too Big To Fail
 
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