Down in the cracked and ruined land exist countries of men and women, joined and formed by nothing more than sheer stubborn will sufficient enough to stand tall against rampaging monsters, such bull-headed strength destructive enough to crush a mountain in the grip of thousands, and such nationalistic pride that one may be forgiven for thinking one group to be of an entirely different species than the next.
One may also be forgiven, perhaps, for being surprised that such countries don't have land to belong to or hearth to stand strong by, instead, such land exists in the hearts of those who endlessly march, seeking land not for a mere desire to conquer, but out of a desire to see what the world may have in store for them, for that is what binds such mortal kind together, is it not? Such will and tenacity, propelling them to endless heights, each block in their own feet-forged path only seeking to stoke their infinite flame...
And it is in this cracked and broken land where we speak of our story.
CHAPTER 1: In Which Meetings Are Made, And We Learn- As Such Might Be -One Of The Greatest And Worst Aspects Of The Mortal Condition.
This was a particularly dangerous game to be playing, especially here, of all places, where grass was seen as a surprise to find, natural disasters were seen as nothing more than some background noise among the really dangerous stuff, and death was something each and every being stared in the face, day after day, withering and cracking, every life was precious, as might be the wonder in a new babe's eyes.
Such was what the man thought as he looked among the landscape around him, and he gave a small smile as acknowledgement to irony, considering his job, bitter humor was the best he could afford.
Turning to view his three current followers, he spoke with a voice befitting of him, something like a small, hunched man might sound like, yet it nevertheless carried a tone that rang clearly through the group, crisp, clean, and terribly inefficient in getting any sort of usable message across, it was nevertheless a voice that had worked wonders at corralling his group.
"My friends, my allies, my brothers-in-arms, I am speaking to you today as you are my most trusted to undertake this task, I have found myself, as leader, in friction with another, he and I have made agreements to speak at an appointed time, at an appointed place, in order to assuage any troubles relating to..." Another bitter smile, "Troubles, we shall meet at the appointed meeting place of the Stony Emperor, an accorded neutral place, as you all know." And they did know, a bit too well, as it happened, a large, open area, overlooked by an enormous and scowling face, seemingly well protected from assassination attempts to the untrained eye yet it carried enough hidey-holes and shadowed places to be rife with potential dangers, in fact, it was
so easily trapped and used for killing that it had become something of a way to make sure no-one would attempt to kill you in a meeting, as everyone assumed every area would have already been trapped by the other, leading to an odd conclusion of 'but what if...' that simply leads to neither party making a move.
"The other group shall be coming soon, as such, I hope you shall lay out juts as warm a greeting as you have always done." The other members didn't make a sound, it was a routine so laboriously done that a single look was barely even needed to communicate, the place wasn't just trapped by anyone, it was always trapped by him, all the time, the small groups that had gathered there to deliver food and had eked out a small life there were totally in his payroll, every hiding spot found and recorded, it was the equivalent of a death by a thousand cuts, obviously, no man would be stupid enough to be killed by the first attempt, but perhaps one thousand rough tries were better than one fully mapped one?
And as such, the man sat at the masterfully crafted table, still covered in scratches and chips and burnt edges, and prepared, the man who gave the impression that he, every day, exercised and practiced his speeches with an almost religious dedication, but had never really grasped the concept of applying them, if he had ever made the slightest effort, to, perhaps, look at a mirror, he may have realized just how much his persona really spoke about himself.
...Heads.
The woman, meanwhile, was having a good day.
It was nice, it was sunny, and it was pleasantly warm, and smiling broadly, she walked into, perhaps, one of the most dangerous areas to her life in existence, right up there with being next to an annoyed dragon or challenging a god to prove it's own existence.
So, realistically, she was already in the most dangerous area to her life in existence simply out of a sort of ignorance.
But this was slightly worse, all things considered.
...Tails.
The man was frankly flabbergasted, this self-proclaimed leader of hundreds walked in here, seemingly without a care in the world, and with her only protection being a bemused looking Elf at her side, casually flipping a coin, murmuring a word, then flipping it again, he wasn't very armored apart from a leather outfit and a backpack, apart from a sword he wasn't that armed, and walked with a casual grace that implied he honestly thought he could kill everyone here without a scratch, the man would have scoffed if the Elf hadn't nearly pinned him to a wall with his bright blue gaze seconds after arriving, it wasn't an angry stare, it was rather something that you saw when you had gained the full and very interested attention of something you really shouldn't have, but it was swept away soon after when the other leader tapped him on the shoulder, and seemed to ask him of something, pointing in the direction of the buffet table laid out away from the meeting table*, the Elf gave a small nod, palming his coin, and moved to pull a smooth stone table on three legs obviously larger than the bag itself from the bag itself, setting it down next to the buffet, and grabbing a unnerving amount of meats to pile on to the table, before snapping his fingers to produce a fireball, laying it under the stone and waiting.
A mage? Why bring only a mage? The man was starting to panic now, he was prepared for leaders to bring a whole army but not one man who could throw a fireball, they were dangerous, sure, but why just one and why get him to cook your steaks when you had someone so powerful?!
...Heads.
The woman had gotten to the table by now, and was very confused, he seemed to be staring at her subordinate.
And not her.
This needed to be fixed, obviously! And under such an assumption, she threw out her hand for a friendly handshake.
"HEY! Heard you were the one to talk to, right!" Less a question, more a statement of fact, as if the man had agreed in the time between 'to' and 'right'.
...Tails.
The man had nearly jumped when presented with her hand, his mind already filtering through hundreds of possibilities before it suddenly got thrown off again when she had yelled in his ear, it took him a full second to reply, wondering about the possibilities of a hidden dagger before dazedly shaking her hand, "Y-yes, I am, you are the leader of your particular accompaniment, am I incorrect?"
She seemed confused by this, slowly retreating her hand and moving it to her chin before she replied, "Yes, yes I am, I lead the Bleached Skulls, and youuuu...""..Lead the Ferogothax Legion, yes."
The Bleached Skulls as a name didn't give the man much of a high standard considering her intelligence, but her confusion at his own group's name sealed the deal, he was just dealing with an idiot, he just didn't feel better about the whole thing.
...
If that mage was going to cook the meat for any longer, it was going to set on fire.
...Hold on for a second, dropped the coin.
"Damnit, you always do that, just let me flip it, ham-hands."
"I prefer veal, thank you very much."
It had been a half-hour since the meeting had started, and the leader had seemed to be perfectly happy eating voraciously as if she had been starved for days, the elf, meanwhile, picked at a small bit of greenery the Ferogothax Legion had gone through quite the struggle to acquire, the man had (Of course) had his food delivered to him by servants on finely constructed plates, made perfectly, no chance of poison with the people he had preparing the food, but meanwhile, he was slightly worried that the leader might be killed by the small amount of lethargy-inducing dusting added to the whole of the buffet food, who was happily devouring what had to be more than three people put together could handle, he intended it to be small, have them make mistakes, but most troubling of all was the stomach ache he was beginning to gather, it can't have been poison, it was checked! And with every passing second he was beginning to believe that the leader might actually be some sort of genius only hiding behind a facade of stupidity to fool his enemies.
He really was itching to give the signal, but he couldn't until they started showing signs of sickness, he had time, anyway, even at the speed the leader was going through her food, it was, what, about 20 more minutes before she finished?
...It landed on it's side.
"You're bullshitting."
"Maybe."
She had finished her meal within twenty minutes, and by then the man had been having his stomach only increase in pain, she had poisoned him, without a doubt, there was no other way around it, she had played him, when she finally finished licking her lips, she smiled widely and was about to say something when he gave the motion.
And he gave it again.
And again.
They weren't responding, he was outclassed, in every way, he couldn't ever win.
He started crying.
...Heads.
Now the leader was just incredibly confused, she was just going to tell the man how good the food was before he just broke down, honestly, she was... She was...
Tired...
...Okay, look at that, it's definitely on it's side now.
The Elf was smiling, it was a bit tiring being around her for any period of time, so it wasn't really negligence on his part that he didn't check for poisons, she just forgot to tell him to, simple.
Oh, right, the man, he was still a problem, sword through the skull should fix that nicely.
The Elf, humming happily, proceeded to leave the place, throwing the leader over his shoulder, and came back to the army with a few more dead enemies and a few more slightly richer cooks, who had only been told that the man enjoyed raw food, who knew, weird thing, right?
It was always enjoyable seeing what could happen next in this world.