Chapter 17
Chapter 17



The ancient land of Tari was in ruins. That was true before, but now the old damage showed signs of new calamity. For hours explosions and mad battle cries rent the air with their ferocity. Now all was silent. Except there seemed to be a small gathering in the old square.


This wasn't the first time Arfoire had her back against the wall. Croire and Uranus advanced on her position with wicked grins. All of the other good guy variants were sent back to where they came from. There were a few exceptions, but she was trying not to think about that. She matched their evil grins with a fearless smile. The wind caught her silver and green scarf dramatically.


Last Arfoire lived for this sort of spectacle.


"And then there was one. You led us on a merry chase, girl. The other Arfoires were nothing like you," Uranus said grandly, but the faintest eyebrow twitch showed how irked she truly was.


"Thanks to you I had the chance to clean up some more defective copies. I suppose you have earned some gratitude," Arfoire said airily. Uranus developed a full cross popping vein over that.


"Croire? Get rid of her!" Uranus commanded dramatically.


"With pleasure, Boss," Croire said. The defective Chaos Fairy was being very careful not to antagonize Uranus. Her alternate dimension counterpart's observations hit a little too close to home.


"Hmm hmm hmm…" Arfoire chuckled, completely unconcerned.


Croire puffed her cheeks out as she tried to banish her, but it wasn't working. Uranus was glaring holes in the Fairy's head as long moments stretched on with no result. There wasn't even a flash of light to indicate something was happening.


"Do it already!" Uranus demanded.


"Just, uh, kill her yourself!" Croire blurted out.


"She's a child! An annoying child, but still a child! I can't do that!" Uranus protested. There it was. Arfoire smirked at what she saw.


"How long did you have to work on her, Croire? Full marks for taking an admittedly horrible person and turning her into a monster. I take it this isn't the first time she showed that even she has limits? Good help is so hard to brainwash these days," Arfoire remarked sardonically.


"Whoa whoa whoa! I didn't brainwash anyone! She came to me for doing what she couldn't!" Croire protested. Uranus stared at her in anger.


"Just banish her already!" Uranus insisted. Arfoire felt kind of bad for her. Unfortunately, the kind of manipulation Croire performed could only be done if there was something to affect. The Goddess was a horrible braggart, liar, and a chest. Croire just increased those qualities to heinous levels.


Croire glared at Uranus through her bangs in sullen silence. The Fairy seethed as she was ordered to do the impossible. To her the worst part was that she didn't know why it wasn't working. Arfoire decided to be helpful.


"My mother…Ahem, Histoire explained this to me once. Gamindustri has a will of its own. Even if the tale is nonsensical at the time, it usually makes sense in the third act. If the story fails to reach the Golden Ending, it will keep attempting until it gets it right. What you are experiencing is what happens when you go against the narrative. Eventually Gamindustri pushes back and it has far more experience than the rest of us," Arfoire said with a smirk.


"What the Hell does that mean?" Uranus demanded crossly. She glared at Croire for answers and paused. The Fairy was staring at Arfoire in dawning horror.


"No, I'm doing this myself. I'm not going down just for the sake of some damn narrative! That's why I write the history I want! No one tells me what to do!" Croire raged as she shifted focus from banishment to building up a seething ball of fire between her hands. Her anger helped fuel the flames as she ruthlessly drew on their helpless battery.


"Croire stop! I don't understand! What is she talking about?" Uranus demanded. Arfoire looked on pityingly. This was the last chance for Uranus to truly save herself, but she missed it.


"I have a purpose for being here. My role in the story isn't over yet. Croire just realized how little power she actually has. Too bad for her it's already done," Arfoire said with a peculiar sadness.


The ball of cataclysmic fire suddenly died down to merely dangerous. Croire's book dropped half a foot causing the spell to wink out as she lost focus. She stared at her hands in disbelief. Arfoire pressed a finger to her ear.


"Time to bug out, Boss. We got the package," Chibi Warechu said through her earring.


"Good. Leave him near the city entrance, but not in plain view," she whispered. The relief was palpable in her voice. Just because she knew about the narrative didn't mean much. She could have been on the Bad Ending route.


"Wait. Where did my power go?" Uranus asked in confusion.


"What did you do!?" Croire demanded. It had to be the white haired brat!


"Oh nothing much. I kept you distracted long enough for my familiar and friends to rescue your hostage," Arfoire said as if it were nothing. She was a Slytherin and a mistress of the subtle gloat.


"Croire. Kill her," Uranus said in a deadpan tone.


"Oh thank you so much for your permission!" Croire snarked before gathering fire once again. It wouldn't carbonize her bones, but it would be enough.


"The places are set. The lighting is perfect. Knives out for the feast of blood commences!" Arfoire spread her arms dramatically with a sneer before vanishing with a crack.


Croire and Uranus stared at where she stood. She could have teleported away at any time. The Fairy thought she locked down all transfer spells, but this proves her wrong. Her parting words were particularly ominous. They rang with a hint of prophecy.


"There you are!" Myra cried out.


"We've got you now!" Mercury declared.


Goddess and Demoness stood before then with weapons drawn. Grimoire hovered off to the side with an unsettling smile.


"Hey! I found Rob!" Azure called over. Myra and Mercury visibly relaxed.


"Okay, this isn't a problem. I'm still more powerful than the Failure or the Demon bitch. This should be easy," Uranus psyched herself up to deal with the challengers before her.


"Oh no. Myra isn't a bad doggy. That's you!" A cheerful voice said from right behind her. Before Uranus could even turn around she was struck in the back of the head by a shield, kicked in the temple, and had her left knee kicked out.


Uranus dropped like a sack of potatoes.


"Oh shit…" Croire breathed in horrified awe. The orange Goddess floating behind Uranus was one she knew. Uzume. Except her senses were saying this was the complete genuine article. She whimpered in terror.


Uranus just bawled like a baby over her ruined kneecap. Knees were not supposed to bend that way.


"H-Hey Grimoire… I'm sorry for y'know…everything. Please take me back to the Fairy Village," Croire sidled up to the younger Fairy. Even though it hurt her pride, she blatantly capitalized on Grimoire's infatuation with her.


"Terribly sorry Croire, but I can't do that. You are already dead," Grimoire said regretfully. Croire was briefly caught off guard, but finely honed instincts kicked in just before a vacuum blade sheared through her neck.


"Uh oh," Croire realized a little too late that Grimoire's patience might eventually run out. She tore off at full speed, using her ancient knowledge to form a shield of fire and propel herself forward like a rocket.


Grimoire bent the air around her, sharpened it to a point, and nearly eliminated friction as she streamlined the wind shell. Croire was a rocket, but the younger Fairy had no trouble keeping up. She gathered her will and shaped it into a wedge before firing it at the older Fairy.


Croire took Grimoire's Wind mastery into account and planned accordingly. Except when the vacuum wave hit it caused a massive detonation that send a packet of concussive force screaming forward. She barely managed to save herself as pages from her tome were torn to shreds.


"What the fuck!? You're really trying to kill me!?" Croire shrieked in terror.


"These wind blades were made especially for you! They're just the right blend of pure oxygen and hydrogen to create something exciting!" Grimoire exclaimed before unleashing another of her Croire Specials.


Croire was too terrified to properly appreciate the gift.


She was even more horrified to realize that jumping dimensions didn't stop her!


"Hey! Where did you learn to do this!?" Croire wanted to call bullshit. Grimoire didn't know this spell before!


"I am currently running a simulation to predict what you will do. My simulations are so perfect they can even replicate feats that I witness. So, in essence, you just taught me the spell. Allow me to thank you by making this quick!" Grimoire caroled out gleefully.


Croire needed to act fast. There was only one hope for survival. She had to find Neptune and let her lock the Fairy in her Nep Note. It wasn't ideal, but Grimoire was coming awfully close to killing her. Each special delivery was turning her own acceleration spell into a deadly weapon. She couldn't just stop using it either or the Murder Fairy would catch her.


The Fairies blew through an underground chamber. Of note was a dimensional gate which Croire's gift told her that Neptune was just in the other side. The fact she flew out of a microwave barely registered. Grimoire was steadily gaining on her with sadistic glee. They flew through the gate without noticing the onlookers.


Other Croire watched them go with a nonplussed expression. A different Grimoire also watched but with far more confusion. Mini Croire was happily eating a choco chunk cookie as big as she was.


"Croire? Why am I trying to kill you?" Other Grimoire asked.


"Ehhh… She didn't meet Dinah and it just devolved from there," Other Croire explained.


"Now she's a God Queen of Idiots who might've got a few people killed and was powered by a Forsaken Child. Not sure if he could feel it or not…" Mini Croire looked faintly disturbed.


"Think we should help? I'm kinda tricky," Other Croire said.


"Only you wouldn't be bothered by killing your cross dimensional analogue…Fine. Let's go!" Other Grimoire activated the gate properly and used it to home in on their location.


"Heh… I get to record something interesting…" Mini Croire cackled before stealing the rest of the cookies.


The gate room was soon silent. Save for the faint melody of Benny Hill.


Meanwhile back in Tari there was some confusion. Croire abandoned Uranus to her fate. The mad Goddess bit her lip. This latest act hurt surprisingly more than her blown knee. She gazed up at her executioners in resignation. That little brat was right. Uranus was trapped by the narrative. There was no relief from the revelation only a deep terror. Her days were numbered since the beginning.


"Well? Get it over with," Uranus sighed. She was beaten so badly that not even HDD was working.


*My mother had a saying…" Mercury stared down at her as she quoted, "...some days you are holding the racquet and some days you are the ball. It isn't always up for you to decide."


The words felt less like a quote and more like a vile incantation. That was when Uranus saw in the distance a pretty blonde dressed for a tennis game. Her eyes were bright blue, but as she watched they filled with static. Each step she took fuzzed in and out like a TV with bad reception. She smiled but her mouth was full of crackling static. Uranus felt something clawing at her mind. Clawing desperately as if trying to escape. Much too soon, the blonde woman laid a motherly hand on her cheek.


"You are the ball," she said kindly. That was when Uranus felt her body begin to warp and compress. She could hear a keening wail from somewhere before realizing it was her own voice. That's when the pain flashed through her body as mind, body, and spirit began to twist.


Mercury did not want to see what happened. She seized Myra and Uzume with desperate strength. The silvery Goddess made like quicksilver and bolted to where Azure was with Rob. He was still comatose, but they didn't have time to lose.


"Get us out of here!" Mercury exclaimed.


"We wouldn't have to run if you didn't summon your mom!" Azure fired back.


"She implanted me with the trigger. This was her plan all along to get vengeance for her dead children!" Mercury explained. Thankfully Mother left her an explanation, but this was just too scary!


"Uzume! We need to synchronize. We'll both hold Rob, everyone grabs onto us, and you ask him where to go. I need his help to steer," Myra gasped as icy fingertips scrabbled at her mind.


"R-Right," Uzume grit her teeth.


Rob was just a cerulean slime ball. That made it easier to hold onto him at any rate. His mind was shielded somewhat by being unconscious, but it definitely made his dreams weird. Uzume tried to wring some coherence out of him. Unfortunately they didn't have time. Once Myra got a clear picture she connected to Uzume's power over reality. Between one moment and the next, they were gone.



AN: Croire is having a Very Bad Time. Uranus is spending time with Grandma and having an Even Worse Time. Perhaps our group of travelers are having an easier time of it?
 
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This might be a little heretical, but I'm dropping the Jumpchain format. It worked well to set things up, but now I'm going for a general dimension hopping story. That frees me up to be a lot more creative.
 
"She implanted me with the trigger. This was her plan all along to get vengeance for her dead children!"
Fear an eldritch mother's LOVE.

(see what I did there? It's a tennis joke! And an Undertale reference! I'm hilarious! =P)
This might be a little heretical, but I'm dropping the Jumpchain format. It worked well to set things up, but now I'm going for a general dimension hopping story. That frees me up to be a lot more creative.
Fine by me. As much as I love Jumpchains, the formula can be pretty restrictive story-wise.
 
Chapter 18
Chapter 18



Performing a dimensional transfer when the local cuddly Eldritch Abomination was feeling wrathful was not advised. Even with both Myra and Uzume steering, they very nearly dropped everyone in the darkness at the edge of eternity. Luckily for all involved, Rob's abiding wish was for his friends' safety. No matter the fact that he was comatose. His wishes bolstered their control.


Suddenly a rugged Lowee four-wheeler's shocks took a pounding. That's what happens when a heavy vehicle materializes five feet off the ground. Everyone inside screamed as they were jostled about. By some miracle no one was fired on Myra's horn. That was because she jammed it in Rob's gelatinous body by accident.


"I don't remember getting in the car…" Azure remarked. She was the blessed soul who landed on top of the heap.


"Could you move already? You're really heavy…!" Uzume grunted. She was the cursed soul lamenting her fate at the bottom.


"Ouch! Watch those elbows!" Mercury complained. She had the weird position of being between them with her sides exposed to both sets of flailing elbows.


Myra was up front trying to pry a slime off of her head. He wasn't really in control of himself, so she could forgive him somewhat, but his body was oozing over her head. She was not into vore or suffocation play. Rob's 'eyes' suddenly snapped open.


"Ah ha! I unraveled the curse from the inside! I'm free at last…! Uh, what's going on?" Rob asked.


"Get off Myra's head!" Uzume, Mercury and Azure yelled.


"Huh? Oh shit!" Rob leapt off of her head and landed adroitly in the passenger seat. "I am so sorry…" he dithered.


"It's…okay…" Myra gasped while giving him a thumbs up.


Rob used some telekinesis, thanks Magic and may she rot in Hell, to untangle his friends. They didn't look too bad all things considered. No one was injured, everyone had their proper number of limbs, and reality wasn't skittering at Non-Euclidean Angles. Most people would consider this a win. He was one of them. There was just one problem.


"I can't sense the Underworld, Gamindustri, Earth, or anything familiar. The dimensional border sealed shut behind us again," Myra announced.


"So we're at the mercy of the narrative here too? I'm starting to sympathize with Croire's emotional breakdown," Azure said as she folded her arms.


"Hoo boy… No. That's not how it works. Different worlds have different rules. Your actions are still your own. Gamindustri doesn't stop people from acting according to their nature. However their story ends, ultimately they were the author of their triumph or undoing. But when enough 'event flags' are stacked together? The world puts its finger on the stack and pushes," Uzume explained.


"Basically live your life according to your desires and don't be surprised when it all comes back to you," Mercury said.


Rob took his human form and put an arm around Azure's shoulders. The gynoid still looked a little upset, but it was clearing. She smiled wanly at him before leaning into the embrace.


"Got any ideas for why the dimensions sealed up again?" He asked. Myra was staring at the clear blue sky in contemplation. She snapped her fingers.


"I got it. Each world has a story to tell. Rob, as an author, is the reason for that. It started with the first leap when I used him to pick a direction. That's why we saw so many cameos from his other stories. The last leap was a bit scrambled which is why I can't sense anything familiar…" Myra lapsed into silence.


"Uh, Myra? Hun? You didn't explain why we're stuck here," Mercury gently placed her hands on Myra's cheeks until she was focused.


"Oh, right. The basic rules haven't changed. We need to figure out what needs to be done before we can leave," Myra replied. Mercury lightly kissed her cheek causing both girls to blush.


The sight warmed Rob's heart. It also increased Azure's surface temperature by several degrees. Uzume chuckled at the byplay.


"Okay. Why do we want to leave?" Uzume asked. The girls turned to Rob. They were enjoying just hanging out and seeing new things.


"I… I kinda want to go home and let everyone know I'm okay. It was selfish of me to forget the ones I claimed were closest to me…" Rob sighed. Uzume hugged him around the waist.


"It's hard when you're stuck in your own head. You start to doubt yourself, other people, and it looks like there's no end in sight. I could have left that room at any time. It was mine to command. If it wasn't for Brooke yanking me out of there, I might not have left," Uzume laughed mirthlessly.


"Myra really saved me back there," Rob realized as a dull ache spread through his heart.


"Let's not talk about who saved who. Real friends don't keep a scorecard. Are we friends? I'm not sure now…" Myra trailed off.


"Why wouldn't you be friends?" Azure asked obliviously.


"Because she found his missing inches," Mercury replied with a perverted giggle.


"Yeah, no, that's a lot more than just friends. Friends with benefits only applies if you haven't screamed each other's names at least once. Once you've done that it's pretty much a ship," Azure said with authority.


"Who told you that?" Rob asked with a perplexed frown.


"Grimoire was teaching me about emotional interactions. I thought Neptune and IF taught me enough, but she was way more advanced!" Azure's eyes shone with devotion with pink heart shaped in her pupils.


Rob was pretty sure Grimoire might've contaminated Azure, but the gynoid was happy. That's what really matters. Azure beamed happily.


"I've already started writing my first doujinshi!" Azure giggled.


Grimoire had a lot of explaining to do.


"I'd love to see what you did so far!" Uzume exclaimed. She would come to regret that decision.


"Let me check the car. The fall might've cracked something. Then we should figure out where to go. All I see are dirt roads and green grass plains for miles," Mercury noted.


"Try looking above the clouds in the distance," Myra suggested.


Off in the distance sat a city beneath the clouds. That wasn't too strange until one looked where Myra indicated. A massive structure rose from the ground and through the clouds it stabbed arrogantly at the sky. Rob could make out some details even without enhancement. It contained elements of Dwarven craft, Elven aesthetics, and goodness knows what else.


"I think that's where we need to go," Myra pointed out unnecessarily.


There was some damage to the undercarriage, but Rob could use magic to sort it out. Mercury explained what the parts did and the exact modifications needed. Between the two of them they had it up and running in under an hour. Azure took the wheel again so the organics could eat something. That was something else they needed: Supplies. Myra thought they would have time to restock.


The city was a bustling metropolis. When people mention a generic fantasy setting it's usually to avoid having to explain everything. After all, just mentioning fantasy alone was enough to evoke certain images. Rob was blown away by the colorful stalls with their wares on display. Hawkers called out to people as they passed. There were some stares and pointing as the car drove into the city, but the avenues were wide enough to accommodate the four-wheeler.


"Look at this place! Oh my gosh! A clockwork golem! Is that steam venting from his back? Oh my gosh! Actual steampunk!" Azure gushed.


"Huh. There's some Demons from the Netherworld too. Of course they're running an Item World shop," Myra scoffed, but the little touch of home made her feel warm inside.


"Found the hospital…" Mercury noted as they drove passed. The hospital was being tended to by Elves or at least a close substitute.


"They've got vehicles of their own," Uzume pointed out. The native vehicles were very much of the steampunk aesthetic. Azure nearly swerved to check them out, but Rob quickly gripped the steering wheel.


"Can we find a tavern or something first before you investigate?" He asked with an aggrieved smile. It was a complicated expression.


"Ah ha ha… Sorry!" Azure rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly.


"How are you handling the lack of technology?" Rob asked.


"Ah. I wanted to wait until I had more data, but, uhm, there's a satellite," Azure reported.


"Let's never make a dimensional trip under the influence again," Mercury declared fervently.


"Amen!" Came the reply in four part harmony.


Maybe literally singing it was too much? Nah.


The tavern looked fairly standard at first glance, but the differences quickly added up. Mostly in terms of the various modes of transportation. There were some Chocobo looking creatures grazing alongside horses. Steampunk motorcycles were parked beside bicycles radiating magical energy. A couple wyverns were even sunning themselves on the roof. The SUV didn't even look that weird by comparison.


As they entered the tavern proper, the quintet paused to really look around. There was a lot to take in honestly. It looked like someone took Squeenix, the Mos Aisley Cantina and the Leaky Cauldron, put them in a giant pot, then dumped the entire mix out without stirring. Rob couldn't even put a name to some of the races on display.


"Would you get a look at these guys?" Mercury whispered.


"How much of this looks familiar, Rob?" Uzume asked softly.


"All of it and none of it. There's a whole darkened section for the brooding types alone. Bards are having a battle of the bands onstage. Waitresses are laying out grabby patrons with martial arts moves… it's really all over the place," he said. An angry shout caught their attention.


A guy with a magically glowing sword was swiftly gunned down by a man wielding a bulky revolver.


"Weapon for a more civilized age my ass…" the gunslinger scoffed. No one even said a word to the guy.


Rob and his party wisely gave the guy a wide berth. They made their way to the bar where a burly fella was wiping down the counter. He looked them over with his good eye and grunted either a greeting or an insult. It really did seem to be that kind of place.


"Quick question. Is our money good here?" Rob asked. They only had credits which were on the multidimensional credit card that mysteriously appeared in the last world.


"I don't take that crap. Got anything else? If not, get out," he grunted irritably.


"Don't be an ass, Hugo. They just arrived in town. You know they ain't got money," the gunslinger slapped some coins on the bar. He tipped his hat to the ladies before walking into the setting sun like a boss.


"Damn it, Flint. Fine. You can drink and ask questions until the coin runs out. I don't run an inn so you're gonna be sleeping wherever you can," Hugo spat in the corner with a 'ding.' Good aim to hit a spittoon and no one else.


"Where are we?" Azure asked.


"You're in Til-Rayne. I don't know what it means and I don't care. Gonna a drink?" He asked indifferently.


"No, we're not wasting the money. How do people earn money around here?" Azure continued to grill him.


"Check out the Tower of the Ancients. Adventurers go in there all the time for the lost relics. Scholars and other idiots pay good coin for that kind of stuff. Most of the lower floors are picked clean. Any treasure you find is gonna be from idiots who overestimated themselves," Hugo shrugged indifferently.


"How many floors and which ones are picked over?" Azure asked shrewdly. Hugo grunted.


"Nobody really knows. Space does funny things to people. The first twenty are the lower floors. You'll be able to tell when you reach the next district by the decorations," Hugo replied before grimacing sourly. He clearly didn't mean to give that away for free.


"Are there any jobs outside of the tower?" Azure asked. Hugo put the last of the coins in the lockbox before answering.


"Too many fools get in over their heads. They spend every last coin funding the climb. Then they get hurt, or someone dies because of their stupidity, and they're left broke and alone. The city's back streets are full of those guys doing whatever job comes along. Each one hoping to get enough money to try their hands again. Because none of them are smart enough to let it go," Hugo sighed heavily.


He spoke as if from personal experience. The years and poor decisions weighed on him. His gruff, almost indifferent, demeanor a mask. To him the advice was a kindness. Despite his outward cynicism, Hugo didn't want anyone else to get hurt. None of them were bold enough to claim they would be different. He's no doubt heard it all before.


"That's all your coin. Get lost," he shooed them away.


The gang didn't press their luck and left. They were luckier than most in that they could sleep in the SUV. Rob could just use slime form and Azure didn't really need to sleep. That left the back for Uzume, Mercury and Myra. Azure found a free campsite within the city walls, but it was still too early for bed.


"So far I spotted a Netherworld style hospital, Item World, and a green haired Pleinair. Not sure what that means. Also a Rosenqueen Shop. Wherever this world is it's had contact with the Netherworld in the past. I just can't sense an active gate," Myra puffed put her cheeks in frustration. Rob didn't say that it made her positively adorable. The glare she sent his way reminded him again that she was telepathic.


"Maybe the reason is because it's not connected to the Netherworld directly. What if the tower is linked to a world with a Netherworld access? We should ask where everyone comes from. I would've, but he was taking a lot for every question," Azure frowned.


"We could just ask Flint. He seems to know what's going on," Mercury suggested.


"Guys like him are elites. He had enough money to throw around for strangers. That tells us a few things. Flint was probably paying forward a similar kindness. A lot of those gunslinger types pick up debts like that. He was also showing off. Trying to tempt us into getting out there and doing it ourselves. I don't think we're going to see him again until we meet him in the tower," Rob predicted.


"Because that's how you would write it?" Azure asked.


"It's just a boring old trope everybody uses. Just because it's predictable doesn't mean it's easy," he reminded her.


"Except we're like end game levels! You can even use Sinful Saint now!" Mercury pointed out excitedly.


"Which will let us fly through the first twenty levels, but then what? I saw guys who could eat us for lunch. Some dude's wyvern would be a raid boss compared to us. So uncool…" Uzume sighed.


"Maybe see if we can Transmigrate? It might make the early levels difficult, but it would majorly boost our base abilities," Rob suggested.


"We'll see. I'm not sure it's a good idea to do that until we have enough money to survive. Build up a nest egg now then grind," Myra said.


By unanimous vote it was decided. They would wait before attempting to Transmigrate. Myra was still going to investigate of course. The rest of the party was going to spread out and see if any of the shops, besides Rosenqueen, would buy their vendor trash.


"It's cold…I really don't like cold…" Mercury whimpered.


"Rob? Get over here," Myra said.


"What is he going to do? There's not enough room for us to lay side by side…" Uzume trailed off.


Rob, in slime form, oozed under the blankets and expanded until he wrapped them in his gel. Then he gradually increased the heat until they were nice and comfortable. Azure briefly looked at the heater but decided not to turn it on.


She spent the night sketching the cute picture with a smile.


AN: this came out way faster than I expected. So the idea I had was Disgaea crossed with the Generic Dungeon Crawl Jump. I'm still going with the idea just not using the jumpdoc. This gives me a lot more freedom to play around without worrying if something is fiat backed or not.
 
Chapter 19 New
AN: Quick recap of the Companions.


Myra looks like Pneuma from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 just with indigo replacing the green and blood ruby eyes.


Mercury looks like Neptune with silver and gray instead of purple and green eyes.


Uzume looks like Kurome from Neptunia.


Azure is using one of these bodies just that her eyes have life to them.


From the trees four gynoids emerged. They looked like girls with long black hair. Each wore a black dress slit up the sides leaving their sides exposed and held closed by straps. Each one wore a bell sleeved jacket, fingerless gloves, thigh high stockings and calf length combat boots with lots of buckles. The gynoids were equipped with heavy pistols with integrated blades. Their soulless eyes shone with blue light.


Chapter 19



Slime form had a lot of benefits. Swift regeneration, hard to damage in the first place, could squeeze into small places, and no sex drive. That last part was especially important when acting like a heating element for three beautiful ladies. Rob considered his current life rather blessed and extremely weird at the same time. The other advantage to slime form was a lack of a stomach.


"You're going to stay in that form? Why?" Uzume asked during breakfast.


"Oh I know this! Slime creatures don't need to eat. Not in the traditional sense. Some can subsist entirely on trash, organic waste, or on their own magic," Azure piped up excitedly.


"Exactly. It's not a hardship either. Most of the time I forget which form I'm in anyhow," Rob shrugged.


It was true. If there was a drain it would be easy to tell. He still thought his Companions were hot. The lack of a reaction wasn't even that unusual. Sometimes you just didn't feel anything. At least in his case.


"Anything else you might have noticed?" Myra asked.


"Conqueror's Blessing is back up to two charges. I think it's tied to the dimensional shift," Rob said.


"That's useful! We should look into creatures with cool abilities like the slime!" Mercury bounced in her seat. Considering she was in her Adult Mode that was a lot of bouncing. Was she as big as Myra?


Praise be to slime form for letting him maintain focus. Praise.


"Hey, if you're still worried about your original unit, I could hold it in my Gunblade. I kinda forgot that anything used to upgrade it isn't destroyed. It's stored inside," Rob said sheepishly.


"I do have a remote connection to it… Mercury went to a lot of trouble making sure everything was connected properly though," Azure said.


"Go for it. If you're comfortable with it, then do it. I don't want you getting permanently killed," Mercury was quick to set her straight.


"You should also get some of Uzume's hair for an improved Companion Weapon," Myra reminded him.


"Right. Hair first while Mercury's working," Rob decided.


Uzume's hair yielded a creamy white Gunblade with a bright orange grip, faces on the blade, trigger and hammer. It looked like a fusion of an old revolver with a more technological weapon. Orange Dreamsicle has a cute name, but its Skill 'Sharing Sharicite (True) II' increased all parameters by 40 percent per each member of the party.


A dainty hand reached out of the ether and dropped a seafoam green hair on the Gunblade. Grimoire's cross dimensional contribution created a weapon that had a gun part as big as Alucard's Jackal with a silvery blade integrated with the barrel. Shimmering green runes were etched into the blade. The Skill was called Riot Edge. When the trigger was pulled at the right time it would release a sharp air blade. If he pulled the trigger just as the physical blade connected the target would get shredded by an explosion of pressurized air.


The Gunblade he received from Azure was just plain weird. Cool, but more than a little strange. For one thing he had to be transformed. It was large to the point of ridiculous. The 'gun' was a linear accelerator mated to a remote satellite system. Where was the blade? That was a particle blade which extended the entire length of the barrel. He could pull the trigger to use its special 'Calamity Trigger.' Basically it was Riot Edge with plasma.


"I'm not even sure it could be used indoors," Rob noted. The size alone made it impractical. Yes, he was strong enough to swing it around, but he didn't have Cloud's knack with oversized weapons.


"Good news! I can still receive signals from my unit! Even better news is that it's weirdly registering as if it's still inside me," Azure's happy smile turned a little confused at that.


"I'm just going to walk around with the Gunblade in Companion Form. I'll keep a close eye on my status screen. If anything seems off, come get me at once. By adding Azure I have real time status updates for all of you," Rob said.


"Okay. I'm taking Mercury with me to check on the Pleinair look-a-like," Myra said as she claimed Mercury's arm.


"Oh no! What fate shall befall me? My nubile Goddess body is at the mercy of a Demoness!" Mercury giggled.


"Keep that up and you'll find out," Myra teased. She kissed Rob then gave Mercury a push. The silver haired girl quickly kissed him before turning bright red. Mercury swiftly turned and started dragging a laughing Myra away.


"I'm going to stay here and hold down the fort. This would be a good time to try and figure out why I can detect a satellite nearby. If there's one piece of advanced technology then there may be others," Azure said. Rob patted her on the head.


"You're so responsible!" He cooed playfully.


If he knew she was staying behind mostly to work on her doujinshi…


He still wouldn't say anything. Rob tried not to be a hypocrite. That's the sort of thing he would do to get out of hanging around with too many people. Despite Azure being a gynoid with a kernel of Neptune's personality, she was still learning about social interactions. Though having two close encounters with Brooke probably left her feeling tapped out.


That left him and Uzume to hang out. Such a terrible hardship. There was a lot of vendor trash to sell. He had Gunblades for grass, rocks, trees, nails, bits of wild meat, feathers, bone, but none of the forms were useful. At least not in a combat capacity. This was as good a time as any to pick up new stuff.


"Have you tried giving your Gunblade healing items?" Uzume asked.


"At the time we didn't really have any to waste, but it's different now. I just didn't think of it. Thanks, Uzume," Rob said with a smile.


Rob was going to hug the stuffing out of Uzume and kick his own ass. He got a Gunblade, a green reskin of his basic weapon, that came with the Skill 'Doctor's Code.' Double potency on all recovery items, lowers the cost to produce medicines in terms of money and materials, but it reduces attack power by 90 percent. He was able to master it just by feeding the Gunblade more recovery items. They had so many of the basic types that it didn't matter how many he used.


The part that made him so mad at himself? By mastering the Gunblade with items he unlocked the Alchemist Specialization. He threw their spare weapons, of which they had multiple low level versions, into the weapon and unlocked Specializations for those too. What did this mean? It meant Rob wasn't munchkining hard enough. That was why Uzume ended up standing in an alley patting him on the back as he wept bitter tears.


"It could be worse. You could've never found out about this," Uzume said comfortingly.


"No, the worst part is that I just discovered another empowerment method. I can raise the grade of my weapons with catalysts. All of the Gamindustri ones need specific things found there," Rob sighed.


"Hey, Rosenqueen is a multidimensional store. They might have what you're looking for," she smiled encouragingly.


"That's a good point. Thanks, Uzume," he smiled back at her.


The Rosenqueen Store looked like a fancy department store from the outside. Inside too for that matter. The proprietors set up in a three story building that catered to a variety of clientele. Most of it looked reasonable. Clothes, jewelry, and other things of the sort. Then there were the weapons cases, the armor racks, magical trinkets, and even weirder things. Rob didn't ask who would want a family sized bottle of succubus musk.


"Why did you buy that?" Uzume asked in disbelief.


"For my Gunblade," Rob explained reasonably as he poured the whole bottle over the weapon. It shifted form to something with a short blade, bat wings, and a spade tail for a hand guard.


"Okay, I'll bite. Is it any good?" She asked.


"Kinda yeah. I can learn Charm spell. It can also cut or shoot people turning them masochistic servants," Rob steadily sounded more freaked out as he read the effects.


"Uh huh…Not sure I like the sound of that. From the looks of things, you don't either," Uzume noted.


"Yeah I'm just gonna forget the Succublade exists," Rob decided. There was a counter charm but it required True Love's Kiss. That wasn't really something he wanted to experiment with.


That was when a new pop up appeared. A new empowerment method was unlocked. He could sacrifice one of his Gunblade Forms to upgrade the base with the Form's Stat Bonus. It couldn't be unlocked again, but that didn't matter. Even better the base upgrades added to the remaining Forms. Rob dumped the weakest and most useless Gunblades. Succublade needed to be mastered first before it could infuse the base with its Stat Bonus.


"Let's see about selling some of this stuff off," Uzume reminded him.


"Right…" He trailed off after catching sight of the sales counter.


There were cat girls! Not like the Netherworld Nekomata, but softer. Like they were from the same genus just on a different path. To make matters worse, each one wore a maid outfit with accents according to their fur. It was a devastating effective sales strategy. Thankfully Uzume was there to give him a dope slap to restart his brain.


Why did he always turn back from slime form before those?


"Probably comedic timing…" Rob muttered.


"Welcome to Rosenqueen's where out service is purrfect~!" The marmalade cat girl caroled. Rob and Uzume were both struck dumb by the cuteness.


"Uh, yes, selling stuff?" Rob stammered.


"Go back to slime!" Uzume hissed in a strained voice. Once Rob managed to do that his thoughts cleared. The staff started making little growling noises.


"Nice work. Very neat bit of spell work. Not too over the top. Just a little enhancement to what the viewer is already feeling. Top marks," Rob nodded approvingly. Thanks to absorbing Magic the Hard he could recognize the lingering spell.


"Huh… Hey Mister? Do you mind giving us some pointers? We would be ever so grateful," a cute tortoiseshell batted her eyelashes winsomely.


"More mind altering magic? Geez…" Uzume complained.


"You really don't need mind magics to sell stuff. Just be as cute, charming and adorable as you can be," Rob wanted to steer these kitties away from dangerous spells. People usually reacted to mind control with violence after all.


"Aww phooey. He's one of those 'nice guys,'' the dark haired one sniped, her tail lashing agitatedly.


"But the girls on the other floors sell way better! Look at us! We're flat compared to them! They're straight from the Netherworld Branch!" A white haired kitty yowled.


"Are you selling the same stuff?" Uzume asked reasonably.


"No," four voices said at the same time. The way their tails swished in sync was catching the eye of nearby patrons.


What they didn't realize is that they had enormous cuteness. Potent enough, that without any effort, was dominating the weak will of the average shopper. Rob cleared his throat.


"Right so I have some stuff to sell and we'd like to peruse your wares," Rob said. Uzume smirked as she easily figured out what he was doing.


What is vendor trash in one world is rare in another. He forgot all about that. Luckily for him the kittens were more honest than most, but they were still in business to make money. They skimped him on at least thirty percent. Which is fair. They were already discussing at least a further mark-up. Their profit margins would soar! Especially since they were selling some useful things in their department.


"It's just basic sanitation spells, but they're simple and anyone can cast them regardless of skill level," the orange one said. For some reason they didn't actually tell them their names.


"We'll take it," Rob said. At Uzume's confused look he explained, "We're going to start stinking without an inn. The money we got here is good, better than I thought, but it's still not enough without a steady income."


"Good point," Uzume agreed.


"Slimes are really good at eating the organic stuff that causes odors!" The tortoiseshell exclaimed too loudly for her customers' peace of mind.


"Say that stuff quietly idiot!" The black cat scolded her quietly. Her sister immediately clamped both hands over her mouth.


How did he know they were sisters? Similar faces, similar builds, traveled in a pack? That and it was cuter to think about.


"Right. Sanitation spells it is," Uzume managed to say through her epic levels of embarrassment.


"There's nothing wrong with helping your family clean. It's a natural bonding activity!" The white haired one blurted out obliviously.


"Stop saying things that could be easily misunderstood!" Blacky was at her limit, puffed out tail and everything, before diving on her clueless sisters with an indignant yowl.


The orange one didn't seem to notice as three of them turned into a ball of violence behind her.


"Thank you for coming to Rosenqueen's. Was there anything else you wanted?" She asked politely.


"Ehhh… We still need food…" Uzume started to say before a brash voice shouted.


"You! I have been searching for the bastard who stole my master's slave!" A very angry fellow with dark red spikey hair and an outfit from a rejected Kingdom Hearts character appeared. Blood orange eyes glared at Rob with simmering fury.


"Nyo?" Now the orange kitten looked confused.


"Me? I didn't steal any slaves…" Rob pointed at himself in confusion. Uzume winced. This wasn't how Myra wanted him to find out.


"Myra! My Master, Lord Fritte's, rare dual breed slave! Child of a Kirin and an Empusa? That kind of rarity is unheard of!" The angry fellow continued to rage as data points connected in Rob's brain at lightning speed.


Uzume was uncomfortably aware of her proximity to a second Chernobyl. She could survive it, but the kittens wouldn't. At a glance she could see their levels were barely in the double digits. The Dreaming Goddess gently chivvied them away even though they wanted to stay and watch.


"Always watch explosions from a safe distance. You don't want to be part of the explosion. Also, wear sunglasses," Uzume recommended. They put on cat's eye shades immediately. The Goddess fished her own out and prepared to watch the fireworks.


She had plenty of time to get them to safety. The arrogant asshole was staring at Rob with his punchable face smirking. Rob put the details together fast. That wasn't why he was seemingly paralyzed. No, what he was feeling transcended mere biological anger. He remembered how much it hurt Myra to be brainwashed. Now he was imagining her undergoing slavery for a much longer time.


"Unforgivable."


"But hey. Maybe if you come back with me, bring your little girl too, my Master might let you keep sleeping with her. Though he might just kill you himself for taking mongrel in the first place …" That's when the ignorant lad finally noticed his position.


Some thoughtful soul put up an octagonal barrier large enough for a proper fighting arena. Outside were more experienced salespeople running book on the upcoming fight. The blessed idiot grinned fearlessly as he held up a mechanical belt buckle.


"Oh? I guess we're putting on a show now!" He roared before calling out, "Dark Blade Rider! Henshin Baby!"


Instantly his body was covered in pulsating dark red light. Armored portions bulged and swelled from within the light. The infernal radiance burst off as the figure within three his arms to the sky with a cataclysmic roar like a dragon. As it died down, Dark Blade Rider was revealed. No surprise that he looked like a Kamen Rider with a distinct medieval appearance. His helmet looked like a dragon head merged with a great helm. In his hand appeared a black longsword with a pulsing red energy blade.


"Are you ready?" He asked with a confident chuckle.


Even more people were betting against Rob now. How do you top that spectacle? He just continued to stare at this deluded fool with empty eyes.


Uzume and the kittens pooled their money to bet on Rob immediately.


"Lame. Is that all you've got? You fool!" Rob pointed his finger at the Rider with such authority everyone froze.


Blacky shared the popcorn for once.


"You think a transformation is going to save you? Ha! Pathetic! I just came from a world where everyone has one of those and way cooler! What does your Class even do?" Rob scoffed.


"Heh. We get A Ranks in Fist, Sword, Gun and Axe. Not to mention high Aptitude in health, attack, defense, speed and hit," he bragged.


"Ah, perhaps I misjudged you just a bit. You are clearly something special. What is your Evility?" Rob inquired. Now the audience was starting to realize they might have messed up.


The bookies immediately closed down the betting before anyone changed their minds.


"Climactic Start. I get all my self buff affects right at the start of combat. No casting time," Dark Blade Rider chuckled cluelessly.


"Hmm hmm hmm… Yes. You'll do nicely. Now kindly give me your power!" Rob shouted.


The transformation was much different this time. His Gunblade flipped end over end into the air before sending down a rain of bullets. Everywhere a bullet struck his clothes were replaced by cerulean light. He twirled once just before the weapon struck through him point first.


His body turned more slender as darker blue light formed a brief chest plate and briefs. Armored fingerless gauntlets appeared on his hands as armored thigh high boots appeared on his legs. The light began to coalesce around his back and head as his skin appeared as a pale blue.


As he continued to twirl his chest swelled and hips widened. Just as that finished, his hair appeared in long twintails with curved metal ornaments. From his back emerged cobalt blue blades, six in total, that lit up with azure light. The Gunblade reappeared in his hand but with the distinct runic pattern of Grimoire's Gunblade. Cerulean blue eyes opened, like jewels, to glare at his opponent with searing hate.


"Holy shit that's hot…" Dark Blade Rider unknowingly sealed his fate.


"Oh? This sort of thing excites you?" Rob taunted him. He, she, whatever was going to find a way to resurrect Magic the Hard and kill her again. Damn that Witch's Curse! To tap the full power he needed to be female-ish.


"I'll try not to mess you up too bad! Master Fritte loves rare types!" The Rider rushed forward with all the speed he possessed. Except when he tried to slash at Rob, his opponent was gone.


He was turning in a circle with his senses straining for any sign of his enemy. Too bad he wasn't looking down. Slime form made staying low to the ground trivial. His native speed buffs, coupled with enhancement magic, made him a blur. Finally, someone in the audience pointed this out.


"Gotcha! Clock Up!" Dark Blade Rider slapped his belt buckle and surged with speed. He would be going so fast that it would be like Rob was standing still!


The epic face plant was an absolute burn. He was covered in fine threads of cerulean blue. They were quite stretchy and woven securely around his joints. When he tried to run, they all snapped together leaving him in a hogtie.


"What the Hell?" He raged. His aura started to burn the restraints.


"How about I give you a gift! I brought this little souvenir back from my trip to Lowee!" Rob called down. He twirled the Gunblade over his head as a screaming vortex of air razors formed around the Demon.


The white kitten passed out ear plugs to the others.


"This won't stop me! I just have to overpower it!" He proclaimed before started to release more of his hot blooded nonsense. The sudden high pressure did the opposite of what he intended. Instead, the vortex grew stronger. His energy was draining at a rapid clip and it was too late to stop.


"HDD: Shiroi," Rob intoned. A howling vortex swirled around the Gunblade as it transformed into an unholy cross between scythe-axe and a gun.


He pulled the trigger on the downswing…


On the plus side they had enough money to get a room at the inn. Rob gained several useful abilities even if the guy was kind of weak.


On the downside the store needed to close for repairs. The Instant Arena Kit, a new product from Rosenqueen's, utterly failed to contain the devastation. There were quite a few angry customers that wanted their money back. The kittens had to go find someplace else to stay.


There was a silver lining in all this. They had enough money from gambling to set up their own Atelier. Not only that, but the sneaky kittens knew the spells Rosenqueen used to find materials. The cute entrepreneurs even had a spell for fusing items together.


If Rosenqueen wanted to fire them then they would just steal their business. That's how a proper capitalist goes to war.


Rob and Uzume just hoped the others had an easier day…


AN: I'm calling them kittens because they look like they're from Nekopara. The Nekomata look like Felicia from Darkstalkers. You can toss some names my way for the girls.


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Chapter 20 New
Chapter 20



Splitting the party was usually a Bad Idea. No buts. Usually the hub city of a starting area was fairly safe, but this wasn't a game. Utilizing gaming tropes worked fine in Gamindustri, but Myra could feel this realm was different. Grittier perhaps. The overall vibe of the city wasn't hostile, but it also wasn't overly welcoming. For one thing she hadn't seen a single child anywhere. Which fit with the purpose of the city. It wasn't for raising families, but in service to the Tower. The whole culture was based around it in some fashion.


Each team had a heavy hitter. For Rob and Uzume, that was Uzume. With her and Mercury, it was kind of a toss up. The former Goddess of Planeptune was fast and mastered Fairchild's Burning Heart with ludicrous ease. That was a sword many in the Netherworld would kill to own. She was a Jack of All Stats with a slight lean towards speed. With Myra's full power restored she could use Overwhelming Pride to its fullest. It didn't just convert magic reserves into attack power. The technique also passively added twenty percent to all of her Aptitudes. Both Goddess and Demoness were pretty busted.


Which is why she was so cautious. The universe just loved to come along and remind you that you're not the greatest. There is always someone better and Murphy is a damn cheating bastard.


"I don't understand all of this Netherworld stuff. Transmigration? Back to level one? Who is Pleinair?" Mercury asked. She was back in her Child Mode. It only made sense to save her energy just in case. The silver haired girl was quite savvy herself.


"Let's start from the beginning. Transmigration is a means in which someone can reincarnate into themselves. It sends you back to level one, your weakest state, but it takes a portion of your power and adds it to the base. Demons use this all the time to break their old limits. Even the weakest Demon type can surpass the strongest with enough dedication," Myra explained.


"Whoa! Real life grinding?" Mercury looked suitably impressed and slightly daunted.


"Precisely. The Item World is the same except it raises the levels of, well, items. You can go inside and beat up monsters that represent the item's flaws. The simpler flaws are easier to vanquish. No one with any sense passes a Stronger Enemies Bill when they can grind a can of cola for easy levels," Myra waved her hand dismissively.


"Uh huh… Before we stray too far off topic, I wanna hear about Bills, but who is Pleinair?" Mercury asked while taking Myra's hand. Maybe by holding onto her the Demoness wouldn't keep wandering off track.


"Pleinair and Bills go hand-in-hand. She's a rare Demoness capable of being in multiple places at the same time. Just assume that the Pleinair you're talking to is the same. It's easier on the mind and less stressful on the liver," Myra remarked sardonically.


"Duly noted," Mercury agreed. She didn't want to try and keep it straight.


"The Netherworld has something called a Dark Assembly. This is where Senators from across the Netherworld, and some adjacent territories, come to listen to supplicants and debate the merits of a proposed bill. Sometimes you get a Guest Senator from another Netherworld. You want to butter them up especially. They're usually extremely powerful and can shout down the weaker Senators. If not kick the crap out of them outright," Myra explained. Mercury looked a bit unsetlled over the description.


"Uh, cater to Senators? Like, y'mean…" Mercury leaned closer to whisper, "...bribes?" The poor dear looked aghast at the very notion. Myra laughed nervously.


"Yesss… That's right… But sometimes you gotta give something to get something. Many of them aren't going to want to waste their time on newcomers. Bills can grant us substantial boons," Myra pointed out.


"If there's a Dark Assembly," Mercury reminded her.


"If this is Pleinair, or a member of her species, there will be a Dark Assembly. No one is quite sure why," Myra shrugged.


"Maybe the Dark Assembly makes them as a sort of mascot? That way you know you're dealing with the genuine article and not just a knock off," Mercury suggested. Trust a Capitalist Goddess to hit the nail on the head.


"That honestly never occurred to me…" Myra mused.


"When it comes to marketing and branding? I might know a thing or two," Mercury laid a hand modestly on her chest.


"I never doubted that," Myra assured her with a warm smile. Mercury briefly looked stunned as the beautiful Demoness hit her with a TKO.


Mercury was just about to use her Adult Mode to show Myra some gratitude, but a commotion up ahead ruined the moment. Both girls looked thoroughly disgruntled as they made their way towards the ruckus. As the pair started to round the corner, Myra suddenly pulled the shorter girl back. She raised a finger to her lips swiftly.


Up ahead was a Netherworld Gate. Myra would know the basis design anywhere. This one looked less elaborate and more technological, but her power definitely recognized it even though it was deactivated. There was a gathering of aggravated Demons standing around and giving the Gatekeeper a rough time. The harried woman was pleading with them to let her explain. Before the crowd could get uglier, a blue haired girl strode forward.


She had her hair up with a red bandana and a pair of goggles. The bodysuit she wore was unzipped to her navel showing off her sarashi and remarkable lack of assets. Her boots were rugged and clearly well used. Blue eyes burning with Justice glared at the gathered crowd.


"If anyone has a problem then they may take it up with me. Now, I suggest we listen to her explanation," the girl said without raising her voice. Her body language said these guys weren't a threat to her. It wasn't arrogance, but simple fact.


"Thank you, Nisa. Everyone! Overlord Fritte commanded me to shut the Gate from this side. One of his runaway slaves was tracked to this world. She may even be in the city. However! Under no circumstances are you to try and capture her yourselves! The City Council abolished slavery centuries ago. Overlord Fritte is trying to secure special permission to claim his property. Until then the Gate is closed," the Gatekeeper looked sick to her stomach over this.


"So what if this slave goes back of her own will?" One of the Demons asked shrewdly.


"Then that is her decision," the Gatekeeper whispered.


"And none of you better attempt to coerce her. I will make your lives a living nightmare for the minutes you have remaining," Nisa promises darkly.


"Yeah, sure, no problem," the shrewd Demon smirked as he backed away with his hands raised. As he left, nearly a third of the group went with him. They scattered through the streets.


Myra was hyperventilating. An old familiar feeling was creeping along her spine and clawing its way up her throat. She felt small and helpless all over again. Just because they were threatened by a powerful warrior, didn't mean they would quit. They couldn't get at her in the city, but what about the Tower? There were ways to get someone if you were clever. She became aware of Mercury holding her tight and whispering assurances. The ball of ice around her heart started to thaw gradually.


"We should go talk to Nisa," Mercury said.


"Huh?" Myra was more out of it then she realized. It took her several seconds to figure out what she meant. Also that her girlfriend was in her Adult Mode body.


"I'll go get her and bring her here. Okay? I bet she can help us," Mercury said calmly.


"We should ask the others first…" Myra protested weakly.


"No. Not this time. We don't know where she'll be after this. She's breaking up the rest of the crowd now. I'm gonna go get her," Mercury said. She gave Myra a kiss for luck before striding up to the warrior. Myra was too stunned to try and stop her.


Nisa was in the midst of clearing the rest of the gathered Demons. She was a professional and didn't let anyone make excuses for why they should be allowed to stay. The Gatekeeper hid in her booth and locked the door. Probably for the best as the few remaining stragglers were restless. Mercury hit them with a burst of her Goddess Aura. What Demons remained scattered.


"Thank you for the assistance…Neptune?" Nisa blinked in befuddlement.


"I was the Goddess preceding her, Mercury. Though that might have been a different version of Gamindustri. I'm still getting used to that," Mercury tapped her chin thoughtfully.


"Probably. My name is Nisa and I must say it is good to meet you. I have been a little homesick. It has been ages since I've been to Gamindustri," Nisa smiled with fond melancholy.


"Perhaps we can help you get there. Except I kinda need you to come with me first," Mercury said.


"Alright. Do you need me, Emmy?" Nisa called out.


"Naw! We're good! I'm calling the guard and letting them earn their keep!" Emmy called back.


Mercury was honestly amazed at just how trusting Nisa could be. She accepted everything the Goddess told her at face value. Then again someone of her caliber had little to fear. They found Myra huddled against the wall. Mercury hurriedly gathered the frightened Demoness in her arms. Nisa assessed the situation at a glance and winced.


"Oh dear. I can't even say they don't know what she looks like. They posted a flyer on the bulletin board," Nisa said sympathetically.


"What can we do about this?" Myra asked quietly. It rankled that she was falling apart. She used that anger to burn off the cold fear.


"We can go to the City Council right now. They didn't make this a safe haven just to have someone make a mockery of their laws," Nisa assured them confidently.


"How does Overlord Fritte even have this much influence here?" Mercury asked.


"The Tower is a unique structure. No one is quite sure who built it or for what reason. Angels, Demons, Dragons, and various other races came together to study it. The city was built by the escaped slaves of Overlords and Fallen Angels. I'm not sure how they won their independence, but they have absolute authority here. Fritte has a controlling share in the local Rosenqueen franchise. That's his in. He provided the Gate too. It's technically his property," Nisa explained as they started walking.


"Rob and Uzume went to Rosenqueen's!" Myra blurted out.


"I'm sure they'll be fine…" Mercury said soothingly even as she internally fretted.


"Right. Fritte wouldn't want to start trouble here. He's not the only one with an interest in the Tower. Seraph Flonne, Overlord Laharl, Overlord Mao and Adele, to name a few, would have an issue," Nisa stated confidently.


"Yeah, but if the Gate belongs to Fritte…" Mercury wasn't sure how to phrase it. That's when Myra let out a harsh bark of laughter.


"They would turn his whole castle into a crater and leave the carbonized remains for the buzzards!" Myra cackled.


"That is about the size of it. He has to be careful and tread lightly," Nisa said with a smile. She might not know Myra, but seeing her throw off the last traces of fear was good.


City Hall was where the magic happened. Their local Pleinair held the title of Secretary of Scheduling. She was the most influential person in the city. Even the council members treated her very well indeed. Otherwise they might find things suddenly not to their liking. Despite being mute, she was somehow easily understood. Nisa coughed up a large chunk of Mana for a meeting with the full Assembly.


"Do you think Mana counts for Rob's boon?" Mercury whispered to Myra. She was suddenly left flailing as the Demoness tried to enthusiastically suck out her tonsils.


"Brilliant! Now shhh," Myra quickly regained her composure. Mercury's hair was toinged out in several places with steam wafting from her ears.


"'Kay…" Mercury said airily.


The Council Chamber was closed in darkness. Figures could be seen seated around a long half circle table. In the center of the room was a podium. Pleinair directed them to stand at the podium and wait. From the gloom a wisened old gargoyle sat forward. He had a monocle and a black top hat. Rather than looking ridiculous, he appeared quite dignified. His expressive beak curled without showing teeth.


"Greetings newcomers. On behalf of the Council, I wish to welcome you to Babel," he said with a deep voice.


"Thank you, sir," Myra inclined her head. The politeness was throwing her off a little, but it was appreciated.


"I am the Lord of Dust. Everything I have seen, ever known, and ever will know eventually erodes to mere specks. Especially my enemies. So it costs me nothing to be polite," he spoke candidly.


"Ten out of ten. That's how you handle a badass introduction," Mercury nodded approvingly. Some of the shadowy figures laughed with genuine humor. The old gargoyle smiled a little wider.


"That is what power and politics is. It is all a show! Present the right image and the world is your oyster! However, I doubt you are here to listen to an old Demon pontificate," he narrowed his eyes at Myra in understanding.


"Is there anything you can do to help her?" Nisa asked urgently.


"What we can do is something a bit unusual. The minutes of our meetings are scrupulously recorded as part of our various treaties. This is being recorded as a request for citizenship. Now, we intend to extend the deliberation out for as long as possible. Until our business is concluded, no one can make a move on you. That would be new business regarding the issue," Lord of Dust said.


"What about using the services?" Myra asked.


"That would be new business. However, there is nothing that states that you cannot benefit from someone else's request," he said shrewdly.


"Couldn't she just apply for citizenship outright? You wouldn't refuse her, would you?" Mercury asked incredulously.


"To be a citizen would require her to live here at least ten years with no more than vacations," a shadowy figure said.


"Quite," Lord of Dust agreed.


They knew Myra wouldn't accept. That was the purpose behind this entire ruse. It was to give her a chance to establish herself on her own terms. As former slaves themselves, they knew what it was like to crave some control over their life.


"Why is everything so dark?" Mercury asked Nisa. Nisa opened her mouth but couldn't think of a reason.


"We sent our shadows. Some of us have other jobs outside of the Council," a figure explained.


"Shadow magic is finicky. Too much light and it can stretch, warp, or fail," Myra added.


"Quite right. Now then… Hmm? What's this?" Lord of Dust appeared bemused as a functionary rushed into the chamber.


"There is a major disturbance over at Rosenqueen's! One of Overlord Fritte's Riders is…" The rest of what he had to say was drowned out.


Myra collapsed to her knees as she felt Rob's sheer wrath. It was nearly suffocating. The sheer pressure was impossible to describe. It also made her feel good. She could sense that his anger was for her, Uzume, Mercury and Azure. Whatever that guy said was enough to open the floodgates.


A titanic explosion rocked the room. Pieces of debris could be seen launched towards the sky in a pitch black funnel. Rosenqueen's Store was left utterly decimated. The damage extended all the way into the sewers. There were some walls left standing…


Nope, those fell in the sinkhole too.


"I guess this is what they mean by not even leaving two walls standing together," Mercury giggled nervously.


Bits and chunks of the store rained down outside.


"Oh dear…" Nisa facepalmed.


"So romantic!" Myra swooned.


The Council stared at one another for several long moments. Finally, Lord of Dust hung his head and sighed.


"It was looking like such a nice day too…" He lamented.


Azure picked her head up and stared unerringly towards the carnage.


"I swear… He can't go anywhere without rearranging something violently," she mused.


Her self imposed task was easy. She was trying to figure out what was in the sky. Well, besides the tower. There were a multitude of energy readings from outside of the structure. However, that wasn't the part that intrigued her. A large something sat cloaked within the clouds. It refused all attempts to communicate. Azure had time to work on it at least. Unless Rob got them kicked out.


While she did that, Azure worked on her own project. She didn't know why doujinshi garnered a strange look and a sigh from Rob. The gynoid put the finishing touches on her drawing with a smile. It wasn't even embellished. She carefully set it down to give the pencil lines time to set.


After all, a picture of her friends curled up together didn't need to be sexy.


AN: Part 2 of 2 and now we have the villain of the Arc. He's not stupid. He might have some words with Dark Blade Rider after the Hospital revives him. Yeah, he can afford the full resurrection treatment. Overlord Fritte just won't be happy about it. Especially because Rosenqueen is going to blame him for the damage done to their store. It was his servant who started something after all.
 
Chapter 21 New
Chapter 21



After many hours a consensus was reached. Rob could not be let out of their sight. He was in Uzume's care, but she was an enabler. For that matter so was Myra. That left Azure and Mercury with the boring job of being the sane adults. At least when it came time to keep Rob from blowing his stack. They were still taking playful potshots at each other around the breakfast table.


"Hey it all worked out in the end, right?" Rob pointed out.


"If by 'worked out' you mean the council kept you from getting arrested? Then yes" Azure said primly.


"The guy was begging for it!" Uzume protested.


"Now we're going around in circles again…" Mercury groaned as her head hit the table.


"Before we give our sweet Mercury an aneurysm…" Myra said as she lightly patted the girl's head, …there are other things to discuss."


Rob didn't pretend not to understand the issue. He placed the Dark Rider Driver on the table. Absorbing it into the Gunblade transformed the weapon into the Dekaider. It came with Henshin Hero I which bumped up the power of transformations by 50 percent. He gained Blade's Aptitudes and could use the Driver to become a Kamen Rider.


"It cancels out any other transformations. I kinda would like to work on it and get it to stack with my pseudo HDD Form. As it is, it's the only alternate form that leaves me a hundred percent male. I'm trying to separate Magic's body from the transformation. Even in death she vexes me," Rob grimaced. At least the others hadn't tried saying he was pretty.


"That's something else I'm confused about. Why does everyone treat this like a big deal? Wouldn't other Netherworld have access to the same Classes? You explained it as they were all interconnected," Mercury turned to Myra.


"Okay, so Fritte was a major fan of the Prism Rangers. A group of transforming superheroes that do good in the Netherworld. They're kind of weird by Demon standards. Anyway, he wanted to join them for some reason. Except his heart was too black for them. He's pretty Evil even to other Demons. Fritte got angry and decided to just make his own transforming heroes but better. Finally, after dozens of years, and studying captured Prism Rangers, he created the first Rider Driver," Myra said with a heavy sigh.


"What did he do to the captured Rangers?" Mercury asked softly. A look around the table showed that the others figured it out. She did as well, but hoped her hunch was wrong.


"That Driver is the culmination of years of work and unwilling sacrifice. I hope you do figure out how it works. I want you to take his prized creation and learn its secrets," Myra stared at the Driver with something akin to loathing.


"So now we're on Fritte's radar for having this," Uzume summed it up and moved passed the heavy atmosphere.


"Right. Though it does beg the question: Why was he here? Fritte doesn't let his Riders out of his Netherworld. They're the backbone of his defense," Myra wondered.


"He seemed surprised to see me too. Trying to recapture you was a spur of the moment thing," Rob recalled.


"Exactly. If he was going to make a serious attempt on me then he'd send his Omega Riders. Not because I'm a particular threat, but to keep the locals from interfering," Myra said.


"They're that powerful?" Mercury asked in disbelief. She still remembered how powerful the council was. These guys must be on another level!


"Omega Riders are those who trained relentlessly to become Majin. They go through the Item World of their Driver until it's completed. Often times they do their training while unlocking the Driver's full power. It's a grueling training regimen that produces the most dangerous Demon warriors. That's why Fritte isn't afraid to commit atrocious acts. He's that well defended," Myra informed them grimly.


"The clue to defeating them lies in that Driver," Azure realized. She bit her lip in thought, "...What if Rob underwent the training? We could work on other things while he does."


"Go in solo? That sounds like a bad idea," Uzume shook her head.


"Not alone. None of us are doing anything like this solo. I say we take the full party," Rob offered instead.


"Sounds good. We should also grind our other weapons. Can you enter the Gunblade?" Myra asked.


"Hmmm… It says I can, but only me. Holy Weapons have a lot of restrictions. I'm just surprised it will go along with this," Rob shrugged.


"How much grinding will we be doing?" Mercury asked hesitantly.


"A lot. The only way out, with the Gate sealed, is somewhere in the Tower. No one made it past the hundredth floor. Flint can reach floor 100, but even he doesn't try to face the Guardian," Azure said.


"How do you know that? You were working on your doujinshi," Rob asked.


"People talk. I offered free portrait sketches for information," she replied.


"Oh yeah! The Council does everything the Dark Assembly does. They also told us about a Cheat Shop at the Black Market. The only thing they won't do is make minions. It's too much like slavery to them," Mercury piped up.


"I can see how they'd come to that conclusion," Rob agreed.


"Let's go visit the kittens first. I want to find out about this Item Fusion thing," Uzume said excitedly.


They named their store Le Jolie Boutique de Chatons. Surprisingly good French all things considered. The girls were in high spirits. Thanks to the gambling money, they bought the store outright. Rosenqueen was angry because they couldn't figure out how the girls got a supplier so fast. It was a decent sized store with room to grow. Already business was booming as Rosenqueen's Store had to rebuild.


"Ew. That is a huge crowd," Mercury noted.


"Yeah, let's come back when it isn't so crowded," Myra decided.


Rob caught the eye of the orange kitten and waved. She looked a bit harried, but the smile she wore was radiant. At least these cats landed on their feet.


"Let's start small in the Item World. Figure out a safe range and stay there," Rob said as they walked away.


Also it turned out that Disgaea Mana was compatible with Rob's broken energy Boon. They stopped at the Cheat Shop and lowered their Mana gains to zero in exchange for XP. No one touched the money setting.


"We need to find a good level range…" Rob muttered.


"What is your obsession with level ranges?" Myra asked in an aggrieved tone.


"Because a level 99 enemy is worth massive amounts of XP. Like more than even a level 300. If we find the right range then we can power level with impunity," Rob explained.


The rest of the party turned to Myra. As the resident expert they wanted her take on this. She looked perplexed, but not instantly dismissive.


"How do you know that would work?" She asked.


"Because it's a feature in the Disgaea games. It probably started off as an accident, but after seven games? Now it's just part of the meta," Rob said.


"Right, I forgot you came from a reciprocal reality…" Myra nodded slowly.


"I'll get to work on figuring out the exact conditions necessary," Azure promised. Why not let the mechanical maiden do it? This was just more efficient.


Azure drove the poor shopkeep to distraction. The cloaked and hooded figure was visibly sweating despite their face hidden in shadow. She was getting into fractions when the beleaguered fellow just handed her the interface.


"Here! Take the damn thing! I'm going to get plastered!" He cried before storming off in a huff.


"Do you want it back?" Azure called. His reply was something not physically possible, probably illegal in most countries, and a boring Tuesday for Slaanesh.


The group was gray with shock as he made his escape. It took several minutes to recover. Rob made a mental note to look up some of those words.


"Downloading data… There we go. He can keep it. I don't want people coming after me for cheats!" Azure exclaimed while casually tossing the device back on the counter.


Rob got out a stack of Post-it notes, scribbled something on it, and placed it on Azure's chest like a badge. Myra and Uzume promptly smacked him in the back of the head while Mercury fell over laughing. Azure read the note which said 'Best Cheat Device ' and laughed.


"I'm keeping it!" Azure declared. That's when something weird happened.


[Azure acquired the Title "Best Cheat Device!"]


This was followed immediately by Rob shining like a newborn star. Azure squeaked as everyone dived for cover. When the light died down, Azure was different than before. For one thing she appeared even more animated than before. Her synthetic flesh lost the faint unnatural tone. The Post-it note turned into a real and ornate platinum badge.


"What just happened?" Mercury asked as she tried to blink the dark spots from her eyes.


"Rob formally accepted her as a Companion," Myra said.


"I wasn't a Companion before?" Azure looked bemused.


"You totally were. Just that apparently I got a bit of Reincarnated as a Slime mixed in now," Rob guessed.


"Which means what exactly?" Uzume inquired.


"I gave her a Title, even in jest, and the universe used my magic to evolve her," Rob said.


"They're real!" Azure exclaimed as she engaged in the age old trope of grabbing herself.


"Stop that! At least wait until we're in private!" Mercury scolded her.


Because of course that's the problem. Azure wanted to investigate her changed body further. Much to Mercury's disappointment, she wanted to go to the hospital. It was such a good idea, Rob insisted they all get a check up. This was probably one of the few places where the doctors would actually understand. Everyone was happy with the idea. Except Uzume but that's because she just didn't like doctors or clowns. That also meant Rob needed to get examined too.


His doctor looked like a Galaxy Skull in an oversized lab coat. The seemingly youthful Demon stared at his chart with a baffled look.


"None of this makes sense…" He muttered.


"How bad is it Doc? Is it terminal?" Rob tried to inject a little humor.


"I'm surprised you're not tearing yourself apart. The blend of masculine and feminine energies is all wrong. You should be ripped apart mystically, but it's somehow stable. Your Gunblade is shielding you from the worst effects of your transformation," he said.


"That was Histoire's belief too," Rob told him.


"Yeah, but then you got a triple shot of female energy. That should have changed your spiritual makeup and probably killed you. Except your slime powers acted like glue and held you together," he continued.


"Did claiming that idiot Dark Blade Rider's essence fix me?" Rob asked worriedly.


"Sort of yes and sort of no. Try not to be in your human form for a…oh…a few months," the doctor said.


"A few months!?" Rob yelped.


"Your slime form and Gunblade are working together to fix you. Transmigration will probably help as it breaks you down and rebuilds you. Just don't be in human form!" He stressed.


"Oh man… Is there any way to speed things up?" Rob wasn't whining. Not at all.


"Defeat the Item Gods on Floor 200 of the Gunblade and the Driver," the doctor replied flatly.


"Oh! Ha, you're joking. Right?" Rob asked nervously. The doctor slowly shook his head.


"That is my official recommendation. Either let it stabilize for six months at a minimum or defeat two Item Gods," he said.


Rob whimpered something in agreement before stumbling out the door in a daze. As soon as the door closed, the doctor's grave expression morphed to one of manic glee. He got out his phone and started texting the staff.


"You're never gonna believe what I tricked this guy into doing!"


Unfortunately Rob didn't know he was currently the victim of a prank. He joined his friends in the lobby where they were discussing their diagnosis. By some lucky chance they got serious medical professionals. Mostly it was normal female stuff with no curveballs. Azure was a blend of flesh and mechanical parts. Unlike a traditional cyborg all of the pieces appeared grown together. Rob's announcement drew some consternation.


"Slime tentacles are fourth date stuff at the earliest. Maybe third. This is unacceptable!" Mercury declared.


Her declaration had the effect of clearing the area.


"None for me thanks," Myra said sardonically.


"Am I a tentacles person?" Azure mused.


"Leave me out of this…Please…" Uzume slumped in defeat.


"Right there with you," Rob muttered.


They decided to stick to the plan going forward. Rob quietly sobbed as he thought about the grinding. This was going to suck big-time! Myra leaned against him in solidarity. She knew how bad this was going to get.


"I'm going to start working on Destroy Enemy Symbols…" Azure muttered. She glanced at Uzume, ". .you will be instrumental in my plans."


"Me?" Uzume pointed at herself in confusion before shrugging, "Whatever you need."


Mercury had the horrible feeling one of them was going to start screaming "It's alive!"


This was the start of something truly ridiculous.


AN: Yep, this is going to get crazy. I'll reference the grinding but otherwise it can stay off screen. Unless it's something fun and unique.
 
Chapter 22 New
Chapter 22



Time didn't pass outside of the Item World. There was some excitement as they emerged from a can of Nepbull and Azure froze. Her internal chronometer synced. This was good news. They could do all the grinding they wanted without risking days going by outside. That was also the bad news. A whole day inside of an item left a weird disconnected feeling. Azure was fine, but the others were a bit disoriented.


"Do we just lean into it or take breaks? Cuz I'm kinda used to going days on end in a daze," Uzume said. She yelped as several people suddenly hugged her.


"That's something I'm good at too," Mercury said from where she clung to Uzume.


"Right, so those of us with longer lifespans have more coping skills. Azure has a computer brain…" Myra turned to Rob speculatively.


"I'm game. It's not like we have a schedule. You already know my goal. The Driver starts at level 200. The Holy Gunblade is also 200. So we've got to go through the Driver first so I'll be strong enough to solo the Gunblade," Rob grimaced.


That's what it boiled down to really. He needed to vanquish two Item Gods to fix his condition. Rob perked up.


"I could use the Conqueror's Blessing on the Holy Gunblade's Item God," he grinned with anticipation.


His idea drew some startled looks. That hadn't occurred to any of them. What would be the result? No one was quite sure, but the power boost would be insane. Now they were in the mood to get back to grinding. Well that was one of the reasons. The other was that until he could resume his human form, Myra wasn't getting any and that was unacceptable!


One of the leading causes of death in the Netherworld is unsatisfied Demonesses.


Rob had a general roadmap for maximizing gains. The most basic of which was hunting down Specialists. More specifically: Statisticians. For each one it was plus 1 percent to XP gains to a max of 900 percent. This is huge considering the amount of XP needed at higher levels. Then there were weapon masteries to consider. No one was looking to become a Jack of All Trades so specializing was fine. Stick with the Stats that matter for their builds. It was also cheaper to use whatever gear they found in the Item World.


After managing to acquire 900 Statisticians for everyone, it was time for a break. They went to the Boutique to see if the kittens were less busy today. What the group needed was a way to essentially have more equipment slots. Four was the max. They could wear whatever they wanted, but only four things counted. It sounded crazy to Rob at first, but they were playing by Disgaea's metaphysical laws. Just like how it was in Gamindustri.


The Boutique wasn't empty, but the crowd was more manageable today. Rosenqueen was busily hiring people to rebuild their store. They couldn't just import Prinnies with Fritte still locking down the Gate.


"You're here!" The kittens cheered.


"Hey girls. We were in the area and wanted to find out about Item Fusion," Rob got straight to the point.


"Okay! Item Fusion is a special service only we provide," Marmalade said.


"We have to keep fending off Rosenqueen's spies," Blacky groused.


"What we do is make a special dummy. You put the things you want to combine on the dummy. Then we stick it in a magic circle and the items are pulled together into one," Marmalade said.


"How many things can you do at once?" Azure asked. She was writing down the information for later.


"Ehhh…As many things as you can reasonably fit. They have to be touching the dummy, but that's it," Marmalade said.


"Not quite, sis. You can't just turn a helmet into a necklace and combine two helmets. It has to make sense. Combined Items can be combined again, but there's a limit of four. Try to go past that limit and you just get a lump," Shelly the tortoiseshell explained.


"Oh! Don't forget to remove all Specialists first! They do not like being fused! You would have to go back in and subdue them all again!" Pearl cautioned.


"So the only drawbacks to leaving the Specialists in is that they don't like it? Does it fuse their attributes?" Myra asked. Pearl nodded hesitantly.


This had potential.


"Hey Pearl? I think we need some more rose water from the back," Marmalade said.


"Huh? Oh! Sure thing big sis!" Pearl chirped before rushing off to take care of that.


"Let's get something straight. If you're going to fuse Specialists don't ask Pearl. She doesn't like hurting anymore. We know they're not even golems, but she doesn't. Don't. Ask. Pearl," Blacky gazed at the group with unnerving intensity. Marmalade and Shelly were also gazing at them with glowing eyes.


On an intimidation scale of 1 to 10 it was a solid 8.


"No one will ask Pearl," Rob assured them.


No one was planning to fuse Specialists this time. It just wasn't efficient at the moment. The part that made the group giddy and mentally curse was that the fused Item was reset to level 1 with all of their combined stats. Why were they cursing? Because Rob's urge to grind demanded that they get right back to training.


"For you guys the service is free. We wouldn't even have this shop if it wasn't for Rob," Marmalade said. The kittens swarmed him for hugs.


The urge to grind couldn't compete with the urge to cuddle with kittens. There was just no contest.


"How do you want to do this? Fusion on top of the Item World is majorly broken," Mercury said.


"I say we only use items that we've fully empowered," Azure chimed in.


"That's a good idea. We have a lot of gear with useful effects, but some of it's just too weak. This changes things," Uzume said.


"Not to mention that some things have a gender or species restriction. Fusion removes that," Myra pointed out.


"How did you figure that out?" Rob asked.


"We found that Manly Belt in the can of Nepbull. It said it could only be used by men. So I added it to our fused Item," she said while holding up the shirt they made. It was just a proof of concept, but it worked. They were able to make the Item anything as long as it was one of the base components.


"Outstanding!" Rob congratulated her.


"This is even more busted than I thought," Azure mused. No doubt she was working up a method to minmax this better.


"Hey! What's that shop over there?" Mercury pointed at a storefront. In the window it read "Techniques and Tactics."


"We've got the money. Let's go check it out," Rob suggested.


The interior of the shop reminded Rob of a dojo. There were different sections marked off with different weapons symbols. A man in burgundy robes stood at the counter. He looked like an Oriental wiseman complete with perpetually closed eyes and amazing facial hair.


"Ahhh… Welcome to my humble shop. This is a place of enlightenment on the path to Martial superiority. I also have books of magic for those so inclined. Please take your time," he spoke softly.


Rob gazed mournfully at his wallet. This was going to get expensive. He remembered something similar in Disgaea 3. There were some differences. The shopkeeper offered a few services. One of them was the sale of Generic Evilities. Another thing was that he had a way to unlock more Evility slots. That part just about blew his poor little mind.


"It involves entering the Chara World. Upon each successful completion of ten floors, a new Evility slot is unlocked. However the process is difficult. Everyone has a maximum number of 200 floors," the shopkeeper said.


"This is crazy… How tough is the tower if people can't get passed the 100th floor with all of these advantages?" Uzume groaned.


"Because you can't go into your own Chara World. It involves a bond of trust that many are simply unable to form," he lamented.


"Oof, yeah, I can see how that could be a problem," Myra winced.


"So does that mean like they could accidentally remove important parts of you?" Mercury asked apprehensively.


"Indeed. That is why it is so difficult. You are essentially relying on others to not simply remake you to their wishes," he said.


"We'll come back to this later. I'm okay with you guys running amok in my heart. I know you won't hurt me," Rob said. That made everyone, even the shopkeeper, stare at him in disbelief.


"He's absolutely serious…" Myra said in shock.


"How remarkable," the shopkeeper was impressed in spite of himself.


Rob purchased Precocious Secret. An Evility that increased XP gained by 20 percent. It was such a good idea the rest of the part bought it too. Unfortunately it didn't cost money. It cost Mana. He couldn't buy it for them either. There was one thing he bought that didn't make the others happy.


"Enemy Lure!?" The four part sonic attack nearly blew him out of the building.


"I'm the next best thing to unkillable! It's not a crazy idea!" Rob fired back.


"Let me take it. You can rebuild me as many times as needed," Azure pleaded.


Maybe he should thank Azure for taking the heat off. No one liked hearing her call herself expendable.


"You are not off the hook! Don't you feel pain? What about your Core?" Myra berated him. Slimes had a Core so logically he should as well.


"I've had it in my Holy Gunblade's inventory since day one. How do you think I survived blowing myself up?" Rob asked in bewilderment.


"Just like Rob my Core is in his Inventory. Therefore I can be rebuilt. Ergo I'm more expendable," Azure acted like she just delivered an unshakable argument.


"Uh, no. It doesn't work like that. No one is expendable. You'll still remember how you died. Even near death experiences are traumatic!" Mercury glomped onto the mechanical maiden.


"Listen, the only time I won't be immortal is when I have to go through the Holy Gunblade. I appreciate that you're worried. Yes, I still feel pain but it's muted. All sensation is muted. That's why I want to get my human form back," Rob explained. He turned to Azure, "You don't get to be a meat shield. None of us are emotionally equipped to watch a friend get constantly torn apart "


"I'm not equipped to watch you do the same thing!" Azure blurted out.


"Then I guess we just need to take better care of ourselves," Uzume sighed. She could tell nothing was going to shake Rob's conviction.


Myra could tell that the thought of dying scared him. The only thing that scared him more was if they died. She glowered at him for being so stubborn, but his logic was sound. That's the part she hated the most. However, he was dead wrong if he thought there wouldn't be any consequences.


"You don't get to be out blanket for at least a week," she declared. They were staying at the inn and didn't need the extra warmth. It was just something nice.


Rob winced hard. He deserved that for not asking them first. It was rather telling that Uzume and Mercury were nodding in agreement.


"You're punishing yourselves too," Azure pointed out peevishly.


"He loves us so he's doing something reckless to keep us safe. He took the choice out of our hands. If we have to use just regular blankets to make sure the lesson sticks? Then so be it," Myra said.


"For crying out loud! You can read my mind, Myra, but apparently stopped after seeing what you wanted. I trust you guys to not let me down. I have full faith in your ability to fight. You're all much more skilled than I am. This is my party contribution. I'm weaponizing my talents!" Rob exclaimed .


"Oh, uh, this wasn't macho male bs?" Myra tittered nervously.


"Rob can't be our blanket and Myra's on the couch. If we discussed this first I wouldn't be upset. Myra went overboard. Now are we finished?" Mercury used Adult Mode and everything. Her family nodded.


The shopkeeper wondered if he should remind them they were in public. He shrugged before eating another handful of popcorn. His soap operas were growing a bit stale. Maybe he could convince them to come back more often?


"For every twenty five levels you complete in the Chara World I will craft a unique Evility for you," he offered.


"Thanks, sir. We'll be back," Uzume promised.


The group of highly entertaining individuals left after saying their goodbyes.


All according to plan.


AN: Now the stage is set. Let's get ready for some real bullshit!
 
Chapter 23 New
Chapter 23



Rob needed a break badly. Not just from the Item World, but also from his new family. He wasn't mad at them or anything. It's just that they've spent months of subjective time together. They built up strong equipment with the necessary Specialists, then fused them to other equipment with the same Specialists. Their gear had the equivalent of 10,000 Specialists of each type.


Then it was finally time to dive into his Gunblades. The Gunblades made from his Companions gave better weapons for them than the shops. Not only that but the unique Item Generals were perfect duplicates of Myra, Uzume, Mercury and Azure. With the aid of some Stealing Hands, Azure could steal their special equipment.


Then they went through the Item Worlds of that gear.


Then it was time to fuse again.


Then it was time to Item World the fused gear.


Is it any wonder they decided to take a break?


Once they parted this time, the group scattered to different parts of the city. Mercury went off to find Nisa. The Warrior of Justice from Gamindustri enjoyed having her around. She was like a little piece of home. Something the Goddess loved to provide. Azure was offering her artistic talents in the park. She hadn't given up on doujinshi, but drawing candid pictures of people was turning into a new favorite hobby. Myra was over at the City Council with her multitudes of Mana and trying to increase her combat ability further. There was a unique Bill she was trying to get passed for increased Transmigration benefits. Even with how nice the Council was to her, it was a tough sell. That left Uzume. The Orange Goddess went to Rosenqueen's to try and get goods from Gamindustri. If that didn't work she'd ask the kittens.


As for Rob…


"You're back here again? Got any money this time?" Hugo the tavern owner asked. Rob dropped a bag of Hel on the counter. His eyebrow arched, but he didn't react beyond that.


"I need to know the mechanics of the Tower. There has to be some reason no one made it passed the 100th floor. Right now my family and I are light-years beyond where we started, but there are still stronger people. Something doesn't add up," Rob explained.


"Heh. You haven't even gone in yet?" Hugo chuckled.


"We didn't want to go in half cocked," Rob said. Hugo looked at him with a faint glimmer of respect in his remaining eye.


"That's a good reason. Fine, since you're paying I'll just talk until the money runs out," Hugo said. Rob asked for a mojito. The bar tender deftly made the drink.


"The Tower exerts a sort of pressure. The higher you go, the more that pressure bears down on you. It can surpress your abilities. It can make your Skills and Powers more costly. Sometimes it can inflict curses. Every ten floors you can pick one of the afflictions to remove. If you find an Innocent Town it's possible to buy curse removal at the hospital," Hugo said.


Rob sipped his drink as he listened. It sounded like no matter how strong you were, this would definitely be a challenge.


"You should invest in purification spells too. While they can't remove the Tower's curses, they can help in other ways. If you cleanse a monster, it'll follow you around like an ally until you leave. Some monsters can't be cleaned. Learn to tell which is which. It's all trial and error," Hugo said.


Now this was sounding like La Pucelle. In that game purifying monsters turned them into allies. The only types you couldn't turn were Demons.


"Probably Demons," Rob suggested. Hugo nodded.


"Among others. Anyway, the other reason for purification spells is to deal with Dark Portals. The Tower isn't the Netherworld, but enough dark taint infested the structure that sometimes a portal forms. You need to purify the portals before moving on to the next floor. Corruption from a lower floor stacks with the higher floors as you go. If it reaches a hundred percent a Demon from the Land of Carnage appears. Check the Tower forecast, check it often, as there are Geomancers on each floor," Hugo cautioned strongly.


"Duly noted," Rob said with a tiny bead of sweat trickling down his neck. Quite a feat considering he was in slime form still!


"Right. Because if you survive the Council will fine you until you wish you were dead. Demons like that are a threat to everyone," Hugo stressed firmly.


"Anything else?" Rob asked after a minute to gather his thoughts.


"Just because the Tower isn't the Netherworld doesn't mean some features haven't bled over. There aren't Geo Panels, but the Dark Portal flows function nearly the same when they hit a Geo Symbol. It acts just like a prism causing the flow to go in three different ways. Then they can intersect with other flows, other Geo Symbols, and turn into a right mess. You can cleanse the area by setting off a chain reaction through destroying the Geo Symbols, or by purifying the Dark Portals," Hugo said.


"Is it all the same or is it different?" Rob asked.


"Destroying Geo Symbols causes a Dark Energy reaction. It's good for Mana growth. Purifying Dark Portals causes a Holy Energy Reaction which grants Karma," Hugo said.


"Karma?" Rob didn't have to feign confusion.


"Karma is used during Transportation to increase your base stats further. It can also buy boons and turn Evilities into innate bonuses," Hugo informed him.


No wonder everyone was so powerful here. They had access to such wonderful growth opportunities. It also didn't come as a surprise just why the Council wouldn't want anyone muscling in on their turf. Lord of Dust was truly savvy. He probably made the treaties with the other powers after finding out the Tower's secret. Now it was too late. The ones he chose to befriend were not only some of the most powerful, but also the most principled. Seraph Flonne, Laharl, Mao and Adell. They were all marshmallows wrapped around tungsten cores. Just some had more cinnamon than others.


Overlord Fritte was like a seething corruption trying to undermine everything from within. He was someone to respect for his ability to scheme. Give your enemy all respect and you will never be blinded to their skill.


"Okay, so the first twenty floors have already been picked clean of the good stuff. Is the layout always the same?" Rob asked.


"For the most part. No one really knows just why things go from predictable to not without much warning. That's why you gotta talk to the Druids on each floor. They don't know why either, but they do get some warning," Hugo said. He tossed the last of the coins into the lockbox and shut the lid.


Rob finished his drink before leaving. Sharing time with Hugo was over. That was when he had a weird idea. It had nothing to do with what Hugo told him. He went to the kittens' shop to do a bit of fusion.


"Hey Mister! What's up?" Marmalade asked.


"I was wondering if you could put these Gunblades together," Rob asked as he laid the Ancient Gunblade down beside the Orange Dreamsicle.


"Ooh…I can see something great coming from this!" Marmalade purred as her tail vibrated with excitement.


That was how he knew this was a good idea. The kittens knew instinctively if something was a good idea or not. Sometimes they weren't sure which indicated a mutation chance. Mutations weren't bad, but they could be annoying when a unique quality would suddenly transform into something else entirely. Like when Majorly Tough turned into Majorly Buff. Majorly Tough increased health by a hundred percent. Majorly Buff increased Strength by the same amount. Two instances of the same Skill didn't stack which is what happened.


However in this case the fusion went off without a hitch. The Ancient Gunblade and Orange Dreamsicle became Tangerine Dreams. It looked even more like a blend of old and new aesthetics. The part he was the most excited about? Sharing Sharicite (True) III. By combining the Goddess Gunblades he could increase the Skill Rank.


"It's so pretty and orange and pretty and orange…!" Marmalade just about lost her poor little kitty mind.


"Yep, it is pretty orange," Rob chuckled.


He got a similar result when he combined Blade of the False Goddess with MBPL Neo. Except instead of Sharing Sharicite (Fake) III it became Sharing Sharicite (True) I. MBPL Omega was a good Gunblade. Solid and dependable. It just wasn't as strong as the others. Still, once it was maxed out he would try fusing it with Tangerine Dreams to unlock the fourth level Skill.


Rob was bad at this whole relaxing thing. He went back to the Skill Shop, or Evility Shop, whatever it was because he heard about another service the shopkeeper offered.


"You want me to boost your Skills? Do you have enough to handle the extra cost?" The old Wiseman asked.


"Yep. I want them all boosted to the limit," Rob declared.


The old Wiseman shrugged and looked over his list of skills. His perpetually closed eyes widened in shock with more than a little fear. Rob had all of Magic the Hard's spells, spells from every Disgaea element, all of the healing spells, buff spells galore, and combat Skills. That wasn't even getting into his personal EXE Skills.


Unlimited Mana really was a helluva drug. Having the SP to throw around monstrously powerful techniques was just beautiful.


"Wh-what do you need with such power?" The old man whispered.


"I'm going to the Item World to upgrade a one of a kind artifact. Though, gotta say I'm surprised. You're acting like this is a big deal. I'm sure there are more powerful people out there. Are you buttering me up?" Rob asked playfully. After all that's what a good merchant does.


"Son, you clearly do not understand. One of your Evilities is to overcharge your Skills. I may have just set the Boost level to 9, but you could increase the multiplier by so much more. Your friends should do your Chara World soon before you grow too powerful," he said gravely.


That brought him up short. This was a very old and venerable man basically telling him he was strong. Rob pondered the situation.


"What if I Transmigrated now? Would that make it easier or harder?" Rob asked.


"Easier, but it would cut into your overall gains. You could improve so much more if you do the Chara World now," he said.


"I'll ask my friends what they think," Rob replied.


"Oh? I don't get to watch your party have another meltdown?" The old one cackled.


"Hey! That was torture! I am not putting us through that again," Rob made an X with his hands.


"Fair enough. It's not so funny if you never learn from your mistakes," the Wiseman agreed.


"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to remember how to relax…" Rob sighed.


"Why not join me for some tea and brownies? I find it to be quite soothing myself," the old man offered.


Rob didn't think he could get intoxicated as a slime. Except whatever was in those brownies had him tripping balls. They passed the time in a haze of the Doors, Grateful Dead, and many others. Hendrix even stopped by for a visit. Man, that old Wiseman could play with the greats.


He really hoped the others were having a good time too.


-Elsewhere-


Croire stared at A. Nep as a yawning chasm opened in her stomach. The pieces were in all the right places. Except this wasn't Gamindustri. In fact it felt weirdly like the Zero Dimension when Kurome tried to fuse the dimensions. It wasn't bad per se, but it really threw her off balance.


A. Nep was staring at her with disgust. That was why Croire was upset. The bubblebrain she knew never looked at her like that. She pushed another girl behind her as a pair of crystal broadswords appeared.


"Stay behind me, Sirix. This isn't Croire," A. Nep glowered.


"Her Heart is pitch black…" The busty girl flipped her darker purple hair back before cracking the ground with a hooked chain whip.


"Sirix…" A. Nep said warningly.


"Don't make me sit on the sidelines, Mom…" Sirix whispered.


"Fine, I guess it's okay…" A. Nep caved.


Croire whined, "Since when did you become a mother to a girl your age!?"


No, that wasn't what she should be doing..she should be running. Especially if Grimoire was…


"Hello Croire~!" Grimoire caroled as she appeared.


"Grimoire? Uh, mom? Why does she look insane?" Sirix asked nervously. Oh now she was nervous?


Wait. That means these two know of 'a' Grimoire. Their Grimoire wasn't batshit insane. Croire conveniently ignored the little voice that said it was her fault with the ease of practice. Maybe there was still a way to salvage this…


"Found you!" Other Grimoire declared. Just like that Croire's hopes crashed and burned. Because there were her counterparts too.


"Oh man you f-er…screwed up!" Other Croire snickered while giving Mini Croire little glances. She hoped the younger Fairy didn't catch the slip.


"Did you know there is actually entertaining chaos in history? I used to think I had to spice things up but this sh-er…stuff is hilarious!" Mini Croire snickered while giving the older Fairy little glances. She hoped her Croire didn't catch that.


"What have you done!? You're turning her into Histoire!" Croire exclaimed aghast.


"That's better than her turning out like you! Look around you! You have an Angel of Light and Darkness, a Fairy Goddess, a murderous incarnation of my friend, my Grimoire, and me! I can't believe I was ever as stupid as you…" Other Croire said scornfully.


"Fine, lock me up. I'll go quietly," Croire said. While this wasn't her A. Nep, she was close enough. The other Croire's words hit a little too close to home. She couldn't even look at Grimoire without flinching. Not because of how she burned that bridge, but because it was a toss up if she would allow her to be sealed.


"Come away from her…" Other Grimoire gathered the Murder Fairy in her arms and drifted away.


"She's not going to escape?" Grimoire asked quietly.


"No, she's not," A. Nep looked to her daughter and nodded.


"Well well well…Mother has given me permission to play…" Sirix's demeanor changed. All the hairs on the back of Croire's neck stood up as her aura shifted more towards Iris Heart.


"Oh shi-!" Croire tried to speak, but the whip was far faster. With one swipe her voice was stolen.


Other Croire put her hands over her Mini Me's eyes as Sirix worked out some frustration. The little Fairy kept trying to see, but the older Fairy was not having it. Both Grimoires were watching with eerie fascination. A. Nep kept muttering that her daughter was a good girl.


By the time Sirix was finished, Croire hung there with a thousand yard stare. It was almost kindness when A. Nep sealed her between dimensions.


"Ahhh…I don't get to play like I used to…" Sirix purred.


Thus the Saga of Croire the Vile ended not with a bang, but with a whimper.



AN: I wanted to tie up loose end. If the cameo confuses you they're from Hyperdimension Taylor/Traversing Paths on SB. This is also the last time they'll appear in this fic. Croire dragged things too far away from my sector of fiction land.
 
Chapter 24 New
Chapter 24



Rob saved himself from a major headache by not Transmigrating without telling his family. Every five floors of the Chara World allowed a person to retain one percent of their current stats before Transmigration. Clearing all of the levels earned a whopping forty percent. Then there were shadow versions of the person. For each one defeated it increased their current stats by five percent.


"The only problem I see is that Rob's shadows will have his powers. Not only that but they're one and a half times stronger," Azure reminded them.


"So we don't play fair. We attack with everything we've got right from the start. If it doesn't work then we just run for the exit panel," Mercury said.


"Are we sure they'll be hostile? It seems like kind of a stretch," Uzume remarked doubtfully.


"Shadows are formed from a person's negative feelings. We don't have to worry about killing them. It's all the toxic crap. But because it's the toxic crap, Shadows want to make the original miserable. Killing us would do that," Myra said.


"This isn't like Persona?" Uzume clarified.


"Not even close. The parts that are truly Rob will be clearly marked," Myra said.


"How do you know all this?" Mercury asked in amazement.


"She asked the Wiseman before we jumped in," Azure said.


"Ahem, yes. I did ask," Myra admitted while shooting a disgruntled look at the gynoid. She was enjoying the looks of admiration.


The Chara World was much like the Item World. Vanquish Demons representing the person's various flaws and improve them. Fairly straightforward for the most part. Except there were special units that represented Rob's good qualities. Those needed to be protected. Only an outsider, like the party, could permanently kill them.


Shadows were masses of negativity and self hatred. They wouldn't appear with much frequency until level ten. However it was guaranteed that if one of Rob's good qualities was on a floor then a Shadow would be as well. Mostly for bullying purposes. While the Shadow couldn't permanently kill them off, it could weaken that attribute. Once a level was cleared that was it. It was locked and couldn't be reentered. If that level's virtue was killed it would be weakened permanently.


"But if we kill the Shadow and finish the floor they can't get back in," Azure summed it up.


"Okay, that doesn't really sound bad. I'm reconsidering my stance on the Chara World," Uzume said.


"It's high risk/high rewards but at least it's fair," Mercury agreed.


"Just wait until we've actually seen more than the starting floor," Myra suggested.


The starting area looked like an Innocent Town just populated with characters from Rob's numerous fanfiction. It wasn't crowded with them at least. In the center square was a statue depicting his original self, his current self, his slime body, hir Magic body, and a Kamen Rider.


They spent quite a bit on Mr. Gency's Exits just in case.


The shop was staffed by a weird quarter. There was a woman with blonde hair, blue eyes, antenna ribbons, and a bountiful chest wearing a pretty dress. Standing beside her was a tall muscular man with electric blue hair and green eyes dressed like a warrior. Counting the money was a large anthropomorphic cat. Last, but certainly not least, was a large war machine that was doing cute magical girl poses.


"Hope you brought a loaded wallet! Window shoppers are not welcome," the cat said.


"Shut it, Neko! This is why we rarely get return customers! Hi, I'm Stella. This is Watcher and our loyal mecha, Guard-P. Neko just mooches off us while looking for the next big score," Stella threw the cat man under the bus without hesitation.


"Why am I still here?" Watcher sighed.


"Because you like dat booty!" Guard-P said in a cutesy voice.


"Right… What else have you got?" Myra decided to just punt the issue.


The girls were broke by the time they tore themselves away. Four sets of Cat Ear Headbands with a plus fifteen hundred to Speed and Hit. One Trapezohedron that gave an insane four thousand to all Stats. Finally nine Blessing Bells, their whole stick, that reduced the listeners' levels by ten without lowering their Stats. The girls used eight of them right away.


"You'll probably see us on a lower floor!" Stella waved goodbye.


The party waved goodbye as they were walking away.


"Let's see if there's an Assembly or something. I know they exist in Item Worlds. We need more money," Uzume said.


"No kidding! They had some seriously awesome stuff!" Mercury exclaimed.


"Do you think it's also stuff from Rob's imagination?" Azure asked. She briefly got distracted by the twitching cat ears.


"Probably. I'm just surprised we were charged so much. They were friendly, even Neko, but behaved like normal shopkeepers. That's something else we need to watch out for. These aren't just automatons, but pieces of his subconscious," Myra warned.


"We're not murderhobos, Myra," Mercury said dryly. Myra flushed.


"True…" She admitted.


They found Pleinair. At least they found 'a' Pleinair. This one looked a bit older and more developed. She also had eyes that glowed like nuclear fire. The Assembly was in session. They were being given a one time discount of fifty percent. The four of them wanted to put different bills to a vote. Bonus Gauge and more Hel and Mana gained.


The Assembly chamber looked fairly standard. It was mostly populated by Demons they've seen before. The Senators spoke to one another and sneered at the supplicants. This didn't look like a good crowd. In fact their bills might be dead in the water if they didn't bribe them.


That is until a burst of music shattered the tense atmosphere. A strobe light shone down from above as a throne made of skulls descended. It was obvious they weren't real and were just metal facsimiles. Across the back was a rocket powered scythe. The owner of the rockin' chair was just under five and a half feet with light purple hair. Her thigh length dress was black with what looked like a leather harness under a long white jacket.


"Ha! Did someone forget to invite me?" She demanded in a bombastic voice.


"Who the hell are you?" One of the Senators beside her snorted.


"You fool!" She pointed at him with such force and majesty he, and the other Senators near him, were blown completely out of the Assembly.


"Bwuh?" Mercury's brain checked out.


"You are in the presence of Deathscythe Tyrant Terra! The most badass Tyrant in any Netherworld!" She shouted into a microphone she got from somewhere. The speakers hidden in her chair sent even more hapless Demons flying.


"For the love of pudding…" Uzume facepalmed.


"Are you non-believers ready for an electrifying time!?" Terra yelled to the sky. Bolts of lightning crashed down causing the remaining naysayers to take a spontaneous nap.


"She sounds like Rob dialed up to eleven," Azure observed in shock.


Terra looked around at the carnage and chaos before hopping back on her seat and folding her legs.


"Now that that's settled… What are we even voting on?" She asked with a cheeky smile.


"More Bonus Gauge and Hel, Deathscythe Tyrant Terra," Myra said in a fair approximation of her normal poise.


"Sounds good. Ring it up," she twirled her finger. The remaining Senators very quickly voted in their favor.


"Thanks a lot!" Mercury called out.


"Oh it's fine! Always happy to help out decent people. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get home. Can't keep the wives waiting," Terra waved as Pleinair jumped on the arm of the chair. Then they blasted off through the ceiling.


"I think I just took SAN damage," Azure whined. Considering what they've been through it's understandable that she would be worried.


Fighting their way through the levels wasn't as bad as they expected. If there was a Demon they couldn't reach? Set off a Geo Symbol reaction. Honestly, the Shadows ended up being easier than expected. Yes, they were one and a half times stronger than Rob, but the Virtues weren't going to stand around and do nothing.


That was when Mercury had an idea. Let the Virtues get the kill. Level them up a lot and strengthen them. Then clear the floor. The bonuses were crazy good. It guaranteed a full Bonus Gauge every time. Rob was benefiting a lot from this and so were they.


The next Innocent Town saw a return of the Merchant Quartet. Myra bought a sword called the Zodiac Knight Sword. Strengthened all elements, increased magic damage, and really good attack power. Mercury bought a weapon called the Dark Saber which was actually a katana. A big FFX style katana with the ability to absorb magic and increase its attack power.


Their trip to the Assembly was notable for much the same reason as the first. The Senators didn't want to grant their Bills. Except it wasn't Deathscythe Tyrant Terra this time. Up from the side of the Assembly map rose a massive figure. He was encased in biological armor that looked like a mutant sea iguana with prominent crystal-like dorsal spikes. From somewhere a radio started playing Blue Oyster Cult.


"Ahhhh! Run for your lives! Godzilla is attacking!" One of the Senators screamed even though his lips didn't sync properly.


"Huh. Jumbofication. I didn't expect to see that here," Myra remarked. The others turned to stare at her.


Another Senator, a three headed dragon, grew to gargantuan proportions as well. Godzilla unleashed his trademark roar. As the two battled it out, the Senators faked for their lives. The poorly made knock off Ghidorah was getting pounded. Then Godzilla sprouted giant Devil wings and burnt him to ash. He then did a turn, a moonwalk, and a pivot. All of the damage was undone.


"Aye," he voted before miming descending some stairs and vanishing.


"Aye?" The remaining Senators whimpered.


"Did his character sheet say Rob?" Uzume asked. Azure nodded dumbly. "Just checking."


"So basically we can't lose when we bring a Bill," Mercury realized.


"That must mean he really wants us here," Myra said with a little catch in her voice.


It's one thing to hear it in words, but this was the proof. He was trying to make their journey as easy as he could. Even when he wasn't conscious aware.


Two hundred levels is a lot. They rested often at Innocent Towns and ran across more variants of Rob. The Shadows started to appear with more frequency even without a Virtue around to bully. However, their strength continued to grow and so did their trust. Also their appreciation for Rob's contribution as a lure tank. Finally, they reached the last floor but there was only one opponent.


She had long white hair with a red streak and wore a black bodysuit under a black jacket. Her stockings were asymmetrical and also black. In her hands was a spear with a split blade and grin tipped.


"Sorry ladies, but I was chosen as the last challenge. The rest of the SIs were to help you get strong enough to face me. My name is Chris Arclight and this is my partner, the Second Rank Eternity Sword, Basilisk!" Chris introduced herself before all hell broke loose.


"Cursed Impalement!" She blurred straight for Myra at full speed. Myra lashed out with her sword while simultaneously ducking to the side. The blow was so powerful it threw her halfway across the stage.


"Ngh!" Myra grit her teeth as she clutched her abdomen. Her hand came away bloody.


"That was with a dodge!?" Azure yelped. She leapt into the sky and summoned her big attack. "Positron Cannon!" The beam hit Chris dead on but it was Azure who was screaming. The gynoid hit the ground smoking.


Uzume and Mercury took it up a notch and used HDD side by side. Orange Heart called out, "HDD: Mercury!" Mercury transformed into a large silver sword with glowing blue edges.


"Pay attention! Didn't you see what your friend's cannon did to herself?" Chris taunted as the Goddesses streaked in for the attack.


"Coupling!" Myra linked up to Uzume.


"Surprisingly dense…Wait…Uzume! Shit!" Chris realized at the last minute that Orange Heart wasn't nerfed. She tried to dodge except a hand gripped her ankle like a vice.


"Heh…success," Azure chuckled.


Orange Heart warped causality so that Chris' own defense doubled the damage she received. Mercury's sword form granted her a further boost to speed. With Myra she unleash a string of critical hits. All of that and it nearly wasn't enough. Chris was a talented spear user with regeneration and unlimited Mana.


Uzume was just better.


Chris smiled as the final blow was struck. She faded away peacefully. The ritual was complete. Rob attained a new technique, Cursed Impalement, and an Evility for high speed regeneration. This one was at Goddess Rank and stacked with the Slime regeneration.


"Let's go to the hospital and get fixed up…" Myra suggested.


"We did it together," Mercury hugged Myra.


"Come on Azure. Up ya go," Uzume helped the busted gynoid to a standing position.


"How did I do?" Azure asked.


"That wounded gazelle gambit was great!" Mercury gave her a thumbs up.


"You're something else. All of you are. I'm…I'm so happy to know you," Myra blushed bashfully. Mercury, Uzume and Azure stated at her starstruck.


"She's so adorable…" Uzume slipped into her Orange Heart voice.


"Yeah, uh-huh…" Mercury and Azure agreed dumbly.


"You guys!" Mercury groused, but she couldn't stop the little smile.


The four left the Chara World together stronger in resolve and their friendship.


"Do we tease him about how many of his SIs had harems?" Mercury asked.


"Aye!" The others agreed.


Stronger in their trolling as well.
 
Chapter 25 New
Chapter 25



The Chara World was a dangerous place. It was surprisingly easy to make unforeseen changes in a person. Rob woke up from the magically induced sleep with a strange feeling. Like he should be bigger. Much bigger. That his actions so far were much too low-key. There wasn't enough Ham with his Cheese! When the girls reappeared he turned them with a wide grin and glowing eyes.


"That…is not the face of sanity…" Mercury muttered.


"I've seen that expression before…" Myra pondered.


"Uh, guys? He's not looking away…" Uzume backpedaled.


"Oh! That's the look Deathscythe Tyrant Terra had before she did…well…everything outrageous," Azure realized.


Rob proceeded to kiss them all senseless. Even the gynoid. Their injuries were somehow all gone. He turned away with a cigarette from…somewhere.. and took a drag. Myra, Mercury, Uzume and Azure were laid out on the ground with steam wafting from their foreheads.


"Oh yes…Daddy likes!" Rob used his best Jim Carrey voice.


The girls recovered for the most part. Their faces looked as if they were permanently red. Even Azure couldn't stop blushing. They turned to the Wiseman for an answer.


"His confidence is through the roof. One of his Evilities is 'I AM the Main Character.' Essentially he cannot lose unless he is doing something uncool or out of character. What that means in practice is anyone's guess. He also gained 'Go Go Godzilla.' It grants him access to a Rage Gauge. The longer a fight goes on the stronger he becomes. When the Gauge is full he grows to giant size," the Wiseman said.


"What's the downside?" Rob showed that he was actually paying attention.


"Your self control deteriorates. It won't make you harm allies, but you will have trouble moderating your response," he cautioned.


The deadpan looks directed his way said that Rob had a problem already.


"Your Jumbofication is a bit weird. Kaiju Insurance. Anything you destroy is fixed after the battle," the old man shrugged.


"I like that," Rob nodded.


"You probably already noticed a number of new Skills as well. I don't think we have the space to explain all of that," the Wiseman waved it off.


"The Chara World worked really well for Rob. Now to figure out who goes next," Uzume said.


"Azure. Let's move up the list from least complicated to most. No offense, Azure," Myra hastily added.


"None taken. It should be Mercury next then you. Uzume is probably going to be the most difficult," Azure said.


Everyone looked at the Dreaming Goddess and smiled nervously. She was also smiling nervously and waving at them. Either she would have more control over her Chara World than the others or none at all. It really was a toss up. They cared about their reality warping CPU but they weren't blind.


Into the breach with Azure. The first floor Innocent Town looked like, well, Ar Tonelico. None of them were expecting anything this complex yet.


"Oh I get it! Azure gravitated towards art. She does analytics for fun, but creation relaxes her. Look up there!" Rob pointed at the Tower.


They could see clear into the sky. Azure's Tower stretched towards the Heavens. There was order and logic in that her levels were within the Tower.


"Hmm hmm hmm…Magnificent! A fusion of technology and nature in harmony! As expected of a Digital Goddess!" Rob threw his head back and laughed.


"...We should've waited for him to stabilize a bit," Myra muttered.


"Ah ha! I can see it now! She began as the gift of a Goddess to her lover, was nurtured further by the Goddess' elder sister, witnessed the Ascension of a Goddess and survived my Mother twice!" Mercury started laughing right along with him.


"I don't think Rob's the only unstable one here," Uzume remarked sardonically.


The Assembly was easy to find. They just had to follow the singing. Rob stared at the Assembly mascot. She stared back without flinching. The little one was cute with brown hair, brown eyes, a blue dress and a fluffy rabbit ear hat. Gust folded her arms with a cross expression.


"Are you going to stare all day or what? No window shoppers!" She exclaimed.


"She spoke!?" Myra recoiled.


"This is Gust from Gamindustri, not Pleinair. Yes! We wish to use the Assembly!" Rob quickly confirmed before the pint-sized capitalist got angry.


"Don't waste time," she groused.


The Senators were dressed in a variety of eclectic styles. It looked like a cosplay convention exploded. Fashions from all across Gamindustri and Ra Ciela we're on display. Most of them were pretty girls, some were handsome guys, and others were Nyo. Nyo were weird squirrel creatures.


Some of the Bills were crazy. There was more variety than just extra Hel and Bonus Gauge. They could directly increase Azure's Aptitudes. Rob picked the most expensive option, and the one least likely to pass, because it basically turned her into a Reyvateil. This was only the first of ten, but he wasn't worried.


"No special Senator? Rob's Assembly had a new one every time," Mercury said.


"I've also been alive longer. Age and experience bring variety," Rob nodded sagely.


"That sounds plausible," Myra admitted.


"If that's the case…" Uzume looked at the Demoness and her fellow Goddess with a sweatdrop. At that reminder Rob started sweating too.


The Assembly refused all of the Bills. They aimed for the sun and missed. At least that's what the Senators thought. Unfortunately, no one told them there was another way to get a Bill passed. If bribery and being nice didn't work there was always violence.


They were very good at violence.


While the girls engaged the enemy in combat, Rob hung back and boosted them. He would occasionally grab a hostile Senator and throw them into a higher level friendly Senator. They could afford to draw things out. Rob would just heal them or restore their buffs. That is until the Rage Gauge filled. The armored visage of Juggernaut Drive Godzilla emerged from the darkness and swept the field of enemies.


Gust stared at them with her adorable eyebrow twitching. She couldn't even speak. It wasn't that they did it once. They went back in nine more times. The tiny Alchemist pointed at the entrance to the Tower without a word.


"Maaaaybe we overdid it?" Mercury giggled nervously.


"If you're not abusing the system then you're not doing it right," Myra demonstrated her skewed Demonic values.


"He still hasn't stopped humming Go Go Godzilla," Uzume jerked her thumb at Rob.


"Why should I? It's an awesome song!" Rob cackled gleefully.


"Didn't the doctor say you needed to stay in slime form?" Uzume reminded him. The others froze at the reminder. Rob just smirked.


"Slimezilla," Rob said with a leer. Three identical deadpan looks greeted his announcement.


Azure's Chara World was a much easier place than Rob's. It wasn't that she lacked complexity. In fact she was obsessed with it. No, it was her relative age. The monsters inside were a much lower level. They made up for it with long range attacks and hordes of debuffs. Even the Geo Symbols reflected that. Reverse Damage, Reduce Level, Clone and Mecha Girls to rearrange the Symbols at will.


Forget what was written before. This was Hell!


Slimezilla versus Slimezilla in the first twenty floors was not on anyone's wishlist. Myra, Mercury and Uzume hid in the Base Panel. Rob was going all out against an opponent who could match him perfectly. He needed something to even the odds. That's when Jumbofication ran out and his foe was still Super Sized.


"Right! I've got one chance at this…!" Rob shifted to HDD Fairize Form and switched to Azure's Gunblade. He drew it back and let the power build.


"Hrrr…raaaagh!" His Clone unleashed a nuclear inferno on the much smaller Rob.


"Cursed Impalement!" Rob cried before thrusting the Gunblade forward. All verniers ignited with enough thrust that all they could see was a blue streak of light. He shot through the flames without slowing as the attack pierced it with ease.


Cursed Impalement was a technique designed to pierce all things. Physical defense, mystic defense, shields, illusions, concepts, and deliver an attack that couldn't be healed. It essentially said to the target 'You are dead' and, if their conceptual weight is lower, they're dead. Clones were always lighter than the genuine article.


Slimezilla's head exploded in a spray of green slime. The rest of the body followed soon after. Rob descended from the sky with a manic grin.


"Damn that was FUN! Hahahahaha!" Rob cackled as he, she, whatever milked the giant cow in the sky.


"You could have done that the whole time!?" Myra screeched.


"No. I needed a weapon capable of piercing. Claws and fangs can, to a degree, but not like a sword or a spear. It's designed to take advantage of a thrust," Rob immediately got serious. She wasn't screaming from anger, but from fright for all of them.


"Anyway you can teach that?" Mercury asked softly as she comforted Myra.


"I should be able to. You and Myra could learn it. Unless Uzume wants to start using a spear," Rob joked even as he stroked Myra's hair.


"That's not a bad idea. A backup weapon would help," Uzume smiled ruefully.


Rob was just glad his party was so talented. By the time the next Slimezilla appeared, Myra learned Cursed Impalement. When Azure's Shadow appeared, Mercury had it. By the time they fought Azure Alpha on the 200th floor, Uzume learned the technique.


There were two issues with the learned technique. It was an SP hog and it needed Boosts to attain its full power. Which in turn increased the SP cost further. They also didn't have the same accuracy bonus he did. He was trying to teach them a Divine Skill that was only ever supposed to work for him.


A very tired group made their way out. They almost collapsed but managed to turn it into a controlled fall with Rob willingly on the bottom. After all, squishy slime was better than a hard floor.


"My Class changed from Mechanical Maiden to Reyvateil Delta. Also all of my Aptitudes shot up. What were you doing in there?" Azure leaned over with more fluidity than before. She moved with a grace that would make angels weep.


Unfortunately those that might appreciate it were too tired.


"I believe they are too exhausted to explain," the Wiseman demonstrated his gift of understatement.


"But why? My Chara World was a much lower level!" Azure protested.


"Levels very rarely tell the whole story. How would you tackle a stronger foe?" He asked.


"Poison, blind, sleep, attack down, defense down…" Azure gradually trailed off with a look of stunned horror, "...I'm so sorry!" She dived on the pile to offer cuddles and comfort.


They learned a valuable lesson that day. Chara Worlds also adapted the person's combat strategies.


"And knowing is half the battle," the Wiseman said.


AN: I didn't want to make it too easy every time and it will get harder. Right now they're learning more about each other as well as getting important upgrades.
 
Chapter 26 New
Chapter 26



Azure achieved a level of bullshit that usually takes DLC characters to find. She was a Reyvateil. That meant she had high Aptitudes across the board in the various arts. As a Delta Type her Speed and Hit were off the charts. All of that was fantastic. There was just one thing that pushed her from awesome to broken.


She could Sing.


All of her Spells could be enhanced through the unique Sing Command. Healing spells could affect all allies as long as they could hear her or see Azure dancing. Attack spells could be charged up into mini Miracles based on the element. Debilitating and Buff effects were crammed into super songs. The best part? Any support action, even just tossing her a compliment, increased the Gauge. Once the Gauge was full she could release it for an even bigger effect.


She was a high mobility gunner with major support capabilities.


"That's right. Soak it in. I know I'm awesome," Azure gloated as her family basked in her greatness.


"Reyvateils are all Divas. No exceptions. If you see a modest Reyvateil then she's probably sick," Rob said sardonically.


"I was worried about what you would find on my Chara World. This, honestly, makes me feel better…" Mercury poked her fingers together. She found herself suddenly wedged in a four way hug sandwich.


Not that she was complaining.


Power was all well and good, but Azure's Chara World showed there were other hazards. Thank goodness Mercury was a straightforward, if perverted, Goddess. However no one taunted Murphy even in jest.


They didn't need Murphy for stuff to go wrong.


Mercury's Innocent Town instantly gave everyone the heebie jeebies. It was Haven in Uptonia. They didn't see any tennis courts, but that didn't mean anything. Brooke operated under her own set of rules. The citizens looked like the Chirpers from Hyperdimension Neptunia. Just black and white with a 50's cartoon aesthetic.


"Phew! Great timing guys!" An enthusiastic redhead with her hair in a bouncy ponytail ran up to them. Bright blue eyes gazed up at them in relief. She was short as child form Mercury but surprisingly…busty. Her dress was black with nine buttons like a keypad down the front.


"And you are…?" Rob asked.


"Hi! I'm Celeca! Mercury's bestest friend and the only thing keeping the madness in check!" Celeca's smile twitched.


"Madness? You mean she was infected?" Azure squeaked. She immediately fished a facemask out from somewhere and put it on.


"Her Mommy did hitch a ride in Mercury's Sharicite," Celeca said without any sarcasm.


"How far down does it go?" Uzume asked worriedly.


"Further down than I like. A Mother can only hope her children turn out better than she did. A great Mother wants their happiness over all. This is quite the pickle my baby is in," Brooke said cheerfully as she casually strolled past.


Everyone froze up as they didn't even sense her approach. Celeca giggled nervously in a way similar to Mercury. They even had each other's ticks. Which might have been cute if the Eldritch Abomination of Tennis wasn't here…


…and she was gone.


"What do we do?" Myra asked without preamble.


"I don't have Mana to pay the toll. It's Pay to Play all the way down. The most I can do is play tennis with Grandma when she shows up. Which is a lot more often. Before the corruption began she would show up only when Mercury was at her lowest. Just by playing together we could cheer her up. She…she couldn't see us…but her heart always knew…" Celeca smiled sadly.


Myra started to approach Celeca from behind. She kept glancing at Rob and then to the Base Panel they used to enter. He knew what she was thinking. Azure and Uzume were clueless. While Celeca gave them a heartbreaking smile, Rob and Myra rushed forward. They hoisted her up in the air.


"Wha-!?" Celeca yelped as Myra threw her in the Base Panel.


"Haaaa!?" Uzume and Azure screamed in shock.


Rob dived into the Base Panel with a smooth leap.


Uzume and Azure stared with sweatdrops trickling down.


The Base Panel bounced up in the air, shook repeatedly, and rocked back and forth. Myra blushed to the roots of her hair and frantically fanned herself. It didn't sound like a fight was going on in there. There was too much squishing.


"What the gee golly gosh is this!?" Uzume burst out. Then looked distinctly annoyed at her language.


"Well…When you throw a Demon or a Monster into the Base Panel it's possible to tame them. It essentially forces them to join the party," Myra explained.


"Rob has the Friendly Friends Perk. He could've just declared her a Companion," Azure deadpanned.


Now Myra really was blushing and sweating, but not from lascivious thoughts.


"Oh," she said in a small voice.


"No harm no foul I guess. You wanted to bring her home to Mercury," Uzume patted her absently on the shoulder.


The Base Panel continued to make unholy noises.


"How long are they going to be?" Azure asked in disbelief.


"Rob does have functionally unlimited stamina…" Myra trailed off.


"We better get them out," Uzume sighed.


Because of course Rob wouldn't want to beat her up. This was Mercury's best friend! Unless they're into that of course. Except no one discussed that beforehand. Rob's brilliant idea was to just wear her out. She had a ridiculously high sleep resistance which made knocking her out a nightmare. That was when he took the Korosensei approach. A multitude of tentacles proceeded to massage her, pamper her, and generally make Celeca feel like the Goddess she was.


Celeca was so happy she was purring and stretching like a languid cat.


"Just a massage?" Uzume asked doubtfully. Celeca's eyes shot open as if stung.


"That was not just a massage! He rubbed deeply into my tense muscles, gave me a facial, and a simply divine foot rub! More tentacles please!" She started laughing hysterically before falling to the ground in a boneless heap.


"You are not allowed to do that with someone you aren't dating again," Azure said before Myra could.


"Do we have time to get some of that?" Myra asked curiously.


"Not right now. Save Mercury's sanity first then get awesome massages later," Rob said as he picked up the somnolent CPU.


"What are we going to do with her?" Uzume gestured at Celeca.


"Leave her in the Base Panel. Let's hit up the Assembly first," Rob suggested.


Compa was in charge of calling the Assembly. She had a pair of peach hair antennae and wore a copy of Pleinair's dress in her colors. It was very cute and even had Azure contemplating tossing her in the Base Panel. Unfortunately, they had to press on. They found some unique Bills for increasing Mercury's Strength and Speed. Her natural growth was all around, but this would give her an edge.


The Assembly was quite an eclectic assemblage of the weird. Just about everyone was there. Every one of the villains that is. There hasn't been a more hostile group of Senators since Caesar!


"How are we supposed to get anywhere with this group? The only friendly Senator is that recolor of Nepgya," Azure said.


"If you can do better then go for it!" Nepgya happily cast shade passive aggressively.


"Goddess Relief Help Line! Your Wish is Granted!" A strident voice called down. Rob's eyes widened as a Goddess descended. She had silver hair and magenta eyes with a four pointed star for her pupils. Her garment was a gunmetal gray bodysuit with green over the bust and groin. The gauntlets looked especially wicked with backward curved blades and her thigh high metal boots reminded him of Magic the Hard.


Silver Heart entered the chat.


"She kinda reminds me of Mercury…" Celeca said. Rob reflexively clutched her tight. She startled him so badly he nearly dropped her.


"Now do I have to get rough with you?" Silver Heart asked with an evil grin as her blades rotated forward.


The Senators were as still as statues. They couldn't even raise their hands. Even the lone friendly was stiff with fear.


"Whoops! Looks like I made a mistake. Sorry guys! I'll just say 'Aye' and uh, recover from my self induced cringe," Silver Heart rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly before blasting off for parts unknown.


Myra was staring at Rob with an arched eyebrow. He held out admirably, but when the others added their own states he cracked.


"Okay! I thought Silver Heart was one of the coolest iterations of Taylor I ever wrote. Just that she was fifteen and I'm not into kids," Rob said.


"So Mercury…" Uzume said leadingly.


"Ugh, fine. Mercury is basically my guilt-free OC Waifu," Rob grumbled.


"Where do I fit in?" Myra asked. She blinked as he pictured Pneuma from Xenoblade Chronicles 2. "...That is a weird coincidence."


"Do you have a Reyvateil fetish too?" Azure asked. Rob facepalmed.


"Aria from Hymn of Harmony," Rob muttered.


"That's a yes," Myra translated even though it was obvious by his posture.


"Not sure if I should ask…" Uzume pondered before shaking her head, "...No, he's already starting to disassociate."


"Can you not unravel his psyche in the middle of the tennis court?" Celeca pleaded.


"What tennis court?" Azure asked intently.


Celeca gestured at the Assembly 'hall.' It was an open air tennis court. The Senators were seated in the bleachers. Everyone scrambled to grab Rob and flee before anything else happened.


Rob started giggling about cheese wheels.


The girls ran faster.


The hospital couldn't handle SAN damage. Their advice was to descend quickly to Mercury's core and get ahead of the corruption. Which is what Celeca was trying to get them to do all along. They just had a more urgent need now.


Rob wasn't much help as a party member. However Myra came up with a brilliant idea. She just needed Uzume's help. Uzume used her power to go into Rob's subconscious. He wasn't too coherent, but got the gist of what they wanted. Rob, as a Slime, did count as a Monster. They got him to use Magichange, but he missed Myra and equipped to Azure. She was suddenly wearing a Linkage Suit with the Gunblade made from her hair.


"Eh, close enough," Myra shrugged.


"Except Rob's Lure Evility transferred to her," Uzume pointed out.


Azure started to sweat.


"Here, I can switch it off…I'm good at borrowing other IPs," Celeca said as she fiddled with Rob's character sheet and unequipped the Evility.


Azure was still sweating. Rob was kind of heavy and acted like a full bodysuit.


Celeca's weapon of choice was a steam powered Piko-Piko Hammer. It made such cute squeaking sounds as it smooshed monsters flat. She almost died again, along with the rest of the party, when Mercury's Shadow used Cursed Impalement when they were in a line. The Shadow got hit by a tennis racquet and destroyed instantly.


"Goodness! Such a rude little girl. Not like my dear Mercury," Brooke said airily as she walked passed them. They could still faintly hear Uranus screaming from the tennis ball she carried.


"Damn it. We need to get Rob equipped to Uzume. Brooke's already this deep and we're losing ground!" Myra fretted.


"We don't have time to waste!" Azure declared as she lunged for Uzume's back. She wrapped her arms and legs around the Dreaming Goddess like a koala.


"What are you doing?" Uzume whined.


"Feel the Shares flowing through you! Unlimited SP is yours!" Azure began to sing Uzume's theme.


"Uhhh…?" Celeca stared at them in confusion. Myra patted her shoulder gently.


"This isn't even the weirdest thing we've done for power," Myra said (not) reassuringly.


Unlimited Uzume basically made the levels a joke. They weren't trying to grind levels. Improving themselves wasn't on the table anymore. The party was in a rush to beat the corruption to the bottom. Assemblies were blasted through as they pushed Bills to increase Mercury's sanity. Rob's bottomless Mana wasn't available so they had to pool their own. Shops were used mainly to upgrade Celeca's equipment, but otherwise they didn't stop.


Even with all of the shortcuts and speedrunning tactics, they were still behind the Goddess of Tennis. They still had to stop and kill Shadows or risk doing harm to their friend.


The girls poured out of the Base Panel on the 200th Level and found a large tennis court. Surrounding it were No Entry Panels. Standing in the center was Mercury in a tennis uniform. Her hair was in a half ponytail. Standing outside was Brooke.


"Mercury, your friends are here. Won't you let them in?" Brooke implored sweetly.


"But Mother…I…I don't want to hurt them! They can't come in here…I-I don't think any of them would be the one holding the racquet…" Mercury giggled. It sounded high pitched and on the verge of shattering.


"Sweetheart…I made a terrible mistake…I never should have used you like that…" Brooke's face contorted with pain. The strain of trying to remain sane was taking a toll on her.


"Myra! Celeca! Please! Take them and go! I-I can't really see you…but I know you're here! My heart knows!" Mercury pleased desperately.


"What?" Myra balked. Mercury was in terrible danger and she wanted them to run? The Demoness couldn't lose someone she loved. She was too selfish to allow any of them to get away.


"She wants us to run…but why!?" Azure was hesitant to leave. She was terrified of becoming simple, but she was more afraid of losing a friend.


"Come on Mercury! With everything you've already been through this should be easy! You've never given up on us so we're not giving up on you!" Uzume injected as much positivity as she could. She tried to use her power to alter reality, but the No Entry Panels even blocked her abilities.


"Mercury! You know I'm here! I'm not going anywhere! I've been in your heart this long and that won't change. You're in my heart too…" She clasped her hands over her heart.


Mercury started to cry as the words touched something deep inside, but then she started to laugh. Tears continued to pour down her face as she cackled like a madwoman. They watched in stunned horror as the sanity drained from her eyes leaving them dark.


"Nnnn…! No way! I'm not letting it end like this!" A cerulean slime leapt down beside Brooke. Rob's Hot Blooded BS restored his questionable sanity to full! Full-ish? His aura rose even higher as he unleashed a hot-blooded yell.


"Hmm? What are you doing Mr. Slime?" Brooke asked. Her sanity was starting to slip away even faster. The only one who could save Mercury was about to lose the plot.


Myra, Azure and Uzume clenched their fists with excitement. They knew what he was going to do! Celeca was just confused. What did a Slime hope to do?


Rob engulfed Brooke. The Mother Goddess giggled as the sensation was quite ticklish. Mercury stopped laughing. Her sanity was still checked out. She tilted her head in a nearly alien fashion as if pondering infinity. Either that or if this was going to finally delve into NSFW territory. That's when Brooke emerged from the slime wearing a cerulean blue tennis uniform with white socks, a blue visor with white trim, and bearing a Gunracquet. She casually stepped past the No Entry Panels.


"First to ten for old time's sake?" Brooke asked with a tender smile. Mercury's eyes regained some of their light.


"Okay Moth…" Mercury shook her head, "...Mommy."


The girls fell over as they received a critical hit to the Feels.


The ensuing tennis match nearly cured them of that. It went from adorable to terrifying. Both mother and daughter were clearly experts. In fact much of Mercury's swordplay seemed to be based on tennis. Their serves cracked the air and caused reality to bleed. Each strike was delivered and received with a breathtaking grace. Either that or it was taken by the black hole they made as the tennis ball achieved relativistic speed. Uzume found herself in the judge's chair without knowing how she got there. It fell to her to keep it contained.


Mother and Daughter smiled with delight as they got to play together one last time.


Their audience was praying for deliverance.


Rob was drinking real gamer girl sweat and wasn't sure how to feel about that.


"Excellent work Mercury! Now it's time to show you my final technique! Engrave it in your mind and take it with you always! First to Love!" Brooke smiled radiantly as her arm wound back. Afterimages trailed in her arn's wake. Just as she reached the zenith a shining light encased the Gunracquet. She struck the ball and imparted the entire legacy of gaming into one perfect stroke.


The ball streaked towards Mercury. She set her stance and mustered up her resolve. Mercury sprung into action as her racquet swept out on a perfect intercept course. Except the ball continued through the netting of her racquet and into the ground. It bounced out with a cry of "Freedom!" before being lost.


The tennis outfit turned to ash as her original outfit reappeared. Except she was in Adult Mode and the dress was sized for her Child Mode. She hopped forward due to the momentum of her swing. Before she could fall, Brooke was there to catch her. The First Goddess held her daughter as if she would never let go.


"Mommy…Don't go…" Mercury cried.


"I won't. Not really. I am always inside you where it matters," Brooke kissed her forehead.


"It's not the same…" Mercury whimpered.


"I know. I know…" Brooke closed her eyes as a tear fell. She flicked it off onto the Gunracquet. The Goddess said to all of them, "Please take care of my most precious gift."


"We will," Myra whispered.


Brooke handed Mercury off to Myra. Uzume, Azure said Celeca quietly gathered around her. She smiled sadly before looking at her clothes with gratitude.


"Thank you, Rob. An unlimited sanity meter was nice while it lasted," she said wistfully. Before Rob could think of a way to make it permanent, Brooke grabbed her shirt and pulled. Her garments turned back to white and Rob in slime form was in her hands. With a mischievous smirk she spread him out into a king-size sheet and threw him over the girls.


By the time they freed themselves, she was gone. The tennis court was empty.


[Celeca was forcibly recruited!]


AN: Phew this was a fun one to write. It was an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish. No more people are being added. That is a promise.
 
Chapter 27 New
Chapter 27



Their little group grew by one. How Celeca was even there had the crew scratching their heads. Except Mercury. She seized the redhead in a pneumatic grip and refused to let go. At least until Rob pointed out that she was about to kill her herself.


"She's turning blue, Mercury," Rob gestured at the struggling CPU caught in Mercury's booby trap.


"Huh? Ack! I'm sorry Celeca!" Mercury yelped as she quickly shoved her friend out to arm's length.


"Phwah! Air! Glorious air! You didn't have mountain peaks the last time I saw you," Celeca complained.


"Unlike you, my figure matched my height!" Mercury protested.


That was true. Celeca was surprisingly busty for her height. Nowhere near as bad as that girl from Dragon Maid, but formidable.


"Can we just skip to the recap please?" Mercury pleaded.


Mercury was the proud recipient of her mother's most powerful technique. First to Love was a strike so powerful it could launch foes off of the map. It also came with purification and exorcism. She also gained the Evility The One Holding the Racquet. A new Gauge appeared that filled depending on her stress level. Once it hit max she could let her stress out all over the other guys. She got her own cute tennis outfit and everyone got to relive their trauma.


"Do you want us to do your Chara World too? It would probably be best to do it now while your level is so low. The benefits would be better in the long run," Rob suggested to Celeca.


"Hmmm…You will have Mercury there…Sure! I really hope it isn't too crazy in there," Celeca said sincerely. It was a sentiment they all shared.


Honestly, it was a bit disappointing. Celeca had the amazing gift of being well adjusted. Her Shadows were surprisingly vicious, but they were also vastly underleveled. It doesn't matter if your innate Evility and Coupling Skill allows you to break the damage limit if your attack power sucks. The Assembly wasn't even weird!


"W-Well?" Celeca asked worriedly as they returned.


"You're disgustingly well adjusted and as wholesome as a litter of newborn kittens," Myra managed to make it sound vile.


"Uh huh but she can also deal more damage to an enemy based on their HP value," Rob reminded her.


"I'm trying to repress…" Uzume whined.


"I noticed I gained that…I gain extra strength based on ten percent of my opponent's current HP. That's kind of wild," Celeca said in disbelief.


"It was pretty scary," Mercury admitted.


The Level 200 boss was Celeca herself. They stole her Galactic Piko-Piko Hammer for their Celeca. Which did nothing to stop the Chara World boss from unloading big damage. Even worse, she was an intelligent opponent. She would center area attacks on Rob. Her Evility triggered on the target which meant everyone near him took ridiculous damage. Good thing she was a glass cannon.


"Now I guess it's my turn. Try not to die in there," Myra said. She kissed Rob and Mercury goodbye. The hugs she gave Uzume and Azure were affectionate bordering on intimate. Celeca got a handshake.


"She's keeping track of the Lily Ranks," Rob explained to Celeca.


"Thanks slimy exposition guy," Celeca said.


"Please don't call me that…" Rob begged. The Hammer Maiden patted him on the shoulder apologetically.


Myra's Chara World was quite the study in contrasts. It looked like a harmonious fusion of Eastern and Western aesthetic. The sky blended day and night in a lovely display of sunrise and sunset colors.


"Of course! She's the child of a Kirin and an Empusa! Duh!" Rob slapped himself on the forehead.


"I see Armor Knights of both sexes, Miko, Celestial Hosts and Magic Knights. All of them are honorable types. Which does fit. Myra is really loyal," Mercury mused.


"That shows the Kirin heritage, but where's the Empusa?" Uzume wondered.


"Could be on a lower level or they're running the Assembly. She's honorable and weirdly disciplined at first glance, but her heart really runs the show," Azure said.


"I thought the Chara World wasn't a major psychological thing. Then again Mercury was battling herself and her mommy issues in hers so…" Celeca trailed off in embarrassment.


"You're not wrong," Mercy said with chagrin.


At the Assembly they encountered Rob. The party looked at theirs then back at the Assembly Rob. He even had the same insufferable smirk. Their Rob just shook his head. Myra had a ridiculous number of personal Bills. Increasing her strength, her magic power, unlocking her personal magic and upping her native Aptitudes.


"Everything is so expensive…" Mercury had a bad feeling about this.


"Yeah, but we knew she was strong," Uzume tried to play it off and be cool.


"She also gets hit with the Worf Effect more than any of us. It's tied to the seal on her attributes and we need to get a Bill passed just to discuss it with the Assembly!" Azure groaned.


They needed a Bill to put forth another Bill. The Assembly was made up of Succubi as predicted but there were Dark Knights in attendance. Rob was reminded of Dark Eclair from La Pucelle Tactics. Fighting them would be a nightmare. Usually the Senators were a good indication of the type of enemies they would face later.


A Special Senator appeared. She looked like Myra except with pale lavender hair and a more mature build. Her garment was a skintight black leather bodysuit with bronze colored metal wrapped around her torso, hips, and a gorget to protect her throat. There was no name, just question marks.


"You want to open a discussion about the Seal? Sure. If you do well I'll see you again on the fiftieth floor. If not? Then that's as far as you go," she said before vanishing in the shadows.


The rest of the bills were harder to pass. It turned into an all out brawl. None of the Senators survived but most of the party needed the hospital. Not just a quick patch up with healing magic. Dark Knights used Cursed techniques and Succubi wielded Dark Magic. Rob learned just how far he had to go to counter curses. Magic the Hard knew a lot, but she didn't know everything.


When the Special Senator laid down her conditions it sounded like a test. It wasn't quite a test. She said it like that because the levels were brutal. There was always a guardian at the end of the level so they couldn't just run. The size was also a factor. Each map was full of Geo Symbols. Rob grew to hate the Clone Panels all over again.


Myra's Shadows would actually ignore her Virtues to run to a Clone Panel. This wasn't a tactic any of them had seen before. Without fail, the dark ones would fight intelligently. Even setting off their own chain reactions to damage the team or interrupt their own work.


By the time they reached the fiftieth floor the group was tempted to just come back later. The Assembly was staffed the same as before with a new Bill to go further towards the seal.


"You have my approval for this Bill. In order to gain my approval on the next you have to finish the next fifty in one go. No leaving to rest," the Special Senator smirked.


"Fuck," Rob summed it up best.


There were two upsides to all of this. Myra's Cloned Shadows still provided a bonus to her stats and defeating her Shadows filled the Bonus Gauge. The downsides were everything else. Rob was forcing magic into his Lure Evility. It worked, but the others couldn't fight alongside him. Lure made the enemy target him, but not stupidly. They could still target areas and frequently did. It's hard to dodge a wide area Tera Star.


"When did Myra know Tera Level Spells!?" Azure screeched. Coming from a Reyvateil it was as good as a sonic weapon. She blushed sheepishly as her friends needed to heal.


"I think the Shadows are using Myra's unsealed abilities," Rob said grimly.


"As if we didn't have enough problems…" Mercury sighed.


"I'm not sure just how much use I'll be. My levels are still trailing behind yours by a wide margin. The only reason I'm not completely useless is because of my Evility," Celeca leaned against Mercury for comfort.


"We're going to have to break out the real hax stuff. Do we have enough SP restoring items?" Uzume asked.


"We definitely need more," Rob sighed.


Rob could spam his strongest Skills constantly, but the others weren't as blessed. They needed more SP items and fast. Which coincidentally took a bite out of their finances. A developing gag was the idea of petitioning for Hel. It wasn't looking quite so far-fetched.


The crazy woman at the controls of this pain train grinned when she saw them.


"Color me impressed! There is a further restriction if you wish to proceed. Rob and Mercury only beyond this point. The rest of you leave," the Special Senator declared.


'Shit,' Rob thought. A sentiment echoed by the others.


This was turning into a bad situation. If they kept going, their battle strength would fall off hard. Retreating now after a hundred levels wasn't great either. Especially since they wouldn't be able to take it up again later. It was with great regret that Uzume, Azure and Celeca returned to the real world.


"See you on floor one-fifty," the Senator said before leaving with a smile.


"Just like old times, huh? Back when it was just the three of us…" Rob tried to inject some positivity into this.


"I think I know what's going on. She's trying to whittle down the party to just you. I don't think it's a trap. What I think is that anyone going with you is a liability," Mercury said seriously.


"Now wait a minute…It isn't like that…" Rob said soothingly.


"Don't try to manage me, Rob! I'm not the fragile little girl I was before! That Senator is part of Myra, right? She tried to get us to stop by imposing a crazy restriction. Then she threw on another crazy restriction. We didn't stop so now she's trying to make it so we survive! Tell me right now that you can't do this without me," Mercury stood up to him with an expression befitting a Goddess. Rob kissed her causing the silverette to lock up.


"Could I do this without you? Emotionally I can't, but that isn't what you're saying. Go on back. You're right of course. I should've realized it sooner. I'm so proud of you for coming this far…" He whispered against her lips. She kissed him again before pulling back.


"Go bring our girl home," Mercury said before leaving the Chara World.


Mercury was right. Rob could handle this part himself. It wasn't that she was weak, far from it, but the others covered each other's backs. He used HDD Fairize Form and didn't change back. It didn't use up his energy and it couldn't cause strain to his slime body. The fact he looked like a beautiful woman wasn't really annoying. Rob played it up because that's what they did. They used humor to keep the mood light. Now this was just business.


The formerly deadly foes fell to Cursed Impalements. He abandoned all other strategies save for one shot, one kill. There were no second strikes. Rob streamlined the process of murdering his way through the levels. Virtues were saved and Shadows bit the dust. By the time he reaches floor one-fifty his Gunblade was also upgraded from the base. He sacrificed all of the loot to improving the weapon.


There was only the Special Senator in the Assembly.


"I love Mercury so much. She figured out the parts I couldn't say. Not that I didn't want to tell you, but each Bill released more of my restrictions. The last fifty floors are leading up to the Seal. I don't remember what's back there…" She sounded worried.


"I thought the seal was broken already. You know when we synchronized and you went nuts," Rob said. The Myra before him shook her head.


"This is a much older Seal. I couldn't truly see it before now. Be careful, Rob. I won't let you be my blanket anymore if you die," Myra said bleakly. He hugged her close.


"I've got a lot to come back to," Rob said before giving her a kiss. She vanished in a puff of darkness.


The rest of the trip down wasn't as bad as the first legs. Rob had a system worked out that took fully functioning enemies and turned them into XP in seconds. He reached the final level faster than anticipated. Before him stood a Torii gate with a giant pair of double doors. Sealing talismans festooned every inch. As he approached, the talismans burnt away in twos and threes until there was nothing left. The door opened and on the other side was something out of a fairytale.


"Wow…" Rob whispered as he approached.


Before him stood a majestic beast. A Kirin. The strong and regal bearing of a dragon mixed with the grace of a deer. Oaken horns emerged from her head with the points elegantly curved to wicked sharp tips. Her coloration was dark purple with an indigo main and shining green eyes. However, instead of an ox tail she possessed a whip-like Succubus tail. As Rob drew closer powerful demonic wings unfurled from her back.


The title card made him just a tiny bit afraid.


Myrantha the Tyrant of Paradise.


"A Rozalin situation… I didn't predict this…" Rob gulped.


"Ah so you are aware of Overlord Zenon. Then this makes things easier. I was one of those who challenged Tyrant Baal back in the old days. We battled fiercely for weeks. It was glorious! Unfortunately, he was much too powerful. Now I don't mind losing to a superior opponent, but that isn't what happened. The bastard cheated!" Myrantha shouted angrily.


Baal pissed a lot of people off. News at eleven.


"Then he didn't even kill me cleanly! He turned me into a Demon! I who am the inheritor of Divine and Infernal legacy! Reduced to a mere shell of myself!" Myrantha was working herself into a frenzy.


"And here you are ready to be whole again," Rob injected as much positivity as he could even while mentally screaming.


"But Robert, I am not Mythra. I am not your comely bed partner or willing slave… My power eclipses hers!" She raged.


There it was. That's what Rob was expecting. He never forgot the cardinal rule of the Netherworld. You can't trust anyone who isn't a Demon or Flonne.


"What was that? Are you saying that Demons are more trustworthy than me?" Myrantha asked dangerously.


"Well, yeah. You're getting ready to kill me after I released you. Instead of gratitude I'm about to get into a major boss fight. Not only that but you insulted Myra. I can't forgive that," Rob said.


"I am her, you twit! She is but a fragment of my Majesty…!" Myrantha exclaimed but Rob was laughing.


"Oh man… It's no different from reincarnation. She was you, but now she's her own person. Simple logic that you fail to grasp because you're so damn proud…" Rob suddenly swung his weapon as Myrantha expressed her displeasure with a ball of cataclysmic fire.


She was even more displeased when her own attack was deflected back. The Tyrant reared back with an outraged roar before glaring down at the being before her. That's when Myrantha felt a bead of sweat trickle down her neck.


That was the Gunracquet in Rob's hands.


"How…do you have that…?" Myrantha asked hoarsely. It was rather telling that Brooke even scared Tyrant level powers.


"I was Brooke's sweatband and she shed a tear on my Gunblade. Now, I think it's time Mythra got all the back child support you owe!" Rob roared as he prepared for battle.


No one taught Myrantha that the goal of tennis wasn't to tank the ball with your face. Senator Myra knew that if Rob had to protect everyone, he would fail. In this time, in this place, he was the perfect man/woman/slime for the job. The massive Kirin fell just as the last of Brooke's sweat ran out. The Gunracquet form was lost as well, but it served its purpose.


Now his greatest challenge to date was approaching. Explaining all of this to Myra without getting put on the couch.



AN: I had this planned from the start. That was fun to do. Now we just have Uzume left before finally getting to the damn Tower!
 
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Chapter 28



Rob dragged his weary self out of the Chara World. It said a lot about the battle that it actually tired him out. Channeling Brooke, even by proxy, was draining for another reason. He had a devil of a time avoiding becoming her. Never eat an energy field bigger than your head. The Gunracquet was gone. Sure, he wanted to become powerful enough to use it eventually, but it help him with Myrantha.


"Rob!" Myra cried as she glomped him. She let out a yelp as he collapsed in a puddle on the floor.


"Sorry…" Rob said sheepishly.


"You're actually tired out…" Mercury said with a worried frown.


"Well before you pass out look at Myra," Azure indicated the Demoness in question.


Rob managed to pull his scattering thoughts together and looked at her. He had to fight the urge to squee. Myra looked amazing. Most of the details were the same except for some important differences. Her ears changed to a deer's while her eyes became draconic. She had oaken antlers, full Demonic wings and a Succubus tail. The way she was dressed even changed into a very ornate battle kimono.


"Bwuh," Rob replied eloquently.


The fact that her title changed to Reborn Tyrant of Paradise was also noted.


"I can even change into a demonic Kirin. I'm not very big because, well, I'm not as old as she was," Myra explained with a shrug.


"Why don't we take Rob back to the hotel to rest? We can run Celeca through her gear until it's maxed out," Uzume suggested.


"Nah, nah, I'm…not good…but someone can equip me. I don't want to miss out on the XP," Rob said.


"We'll just pass him around then. Celeca? You're up first," Myra said.


"How do I equip him…? Wait. Is it like when he was on Azure?" She realized a moment too late before being engulfed in slime. He went over her clothes. "Huh, this isn't that bad…"


"We might as well get around to Item Worlding the Cat Ear Headbands, Trapezohedrons and Blessing Bell," Myra suggested.


The motion passed unanimously. Rob caught a nap while the girls went on their grinding spree. Really it was the only sensible thing to do. Reading pages of random grinding without advancing the plot was boring. By the time he woke up it was over. He didn't even notice when they passed him around. Perhaps it was a metaphor for life? Either that or his SAN meter was more drained than he thought.


They were all wearing the headbands for stupidly high Agi and Hit bonuses. The Trapezohedrons bulked up their stats by a lot. Unfortunately they couldn't farm Blessing Bells. The girls did make it so that anyone who heard it would go back to level one with their full stats intact. Awesome, but it was also a consumable.


"Let's bribe the Council with it. They can stand in the same room when we use it," Myra suggested deviously.


"Let's also bring the kittens and the Wiseman. See if we can find Flint too. He did help us way back when," Uzume said.


"Don't forget Nisa!" Mercury piped up.


"Right…sending off an email now…and most of them agreed. Flint sent me to the spam folder," Azure pouted.


"You guys really do take care of those who help you…" Celeca smiled warmly. Mercury hugged her friend.


"Of course we do," she grinned.


"Did anyone forget this started off as a bribe?" Myra asked sardonically.


"No, but it's cute you think we believe that's your reason," Rob patted her head. She responded maturely by sticking her tongue out at him.


The Blessing Bell worked so well the Council decided to fund research into its construction. Rob didn't say it out loud, but he kind of hoped they didn't succeed. He liked them of course. That wasn't the problem. Anything that was made could be stolen or reverse engineered with enough effort. No one wanted to see assholes like Overlord Fritte get ahold of one. A war might just break out as even the Good Guy Overlords might decide to make a play.


Rob truly had faith in the perversity of the Netherworlds.


Uzume was thrilled for all of the interruptions. She was even happier to be reset to level one. That wouldn't help much against her Shadows, but it did lower the threat of her Chara World. Rob had a bad feeling about this. Was her inner world going to be like the Land of Carnage?


"Wait! Uh, we haven't done Celeca yet!" Uzume realized.


"I can wait," Celeca demurred.


"This is the best time to get yours done," Mercury said.


"Don't worry. We'll be careful in there, okay?" Rob put his arm around her shoulders.


"You guys are the only friends I've got…So be careful and run if it gets too bad. Now go before I do something uncool…" Uzume shoved him. Something uncool like crying is what she meant. She would also be angry if they backed out now.


Myra shook her head and led them away. The Wiseman would watch over her. He had a large bucket of popcorn for the event.


The Innocent Town on the first floor was populated by friendly monsters. Most were from Gamindustri but there were a few from the Netherworld. They looked like recent residents, but seemed to be settling in well. Their contact with the Assembly was a familiar blue fish with a human face.


"Even if this Uzume never created me, I will still serve in her heart," he said with humility.


"He has the manners of a gentleman…" Mercury was surprised by that.


"It stands to reason. Uzume is also very polite," Azure said.


"True, true," Mercury nodded.


Rob was a little disappointed that the Special Senator didn't introduce herself in a bombastic way. C-Sha entered the chamber and immediately called them to order. He slipped her a large hero on the way in because she looked faint with hunger. As a result they got all of their bills passed.


"A sandwich? That's what it took to bribe her?" Myra demanded incredulously.


"Hey, she's a lady who knows what she wants. Now we got what we need too," Rob smirked.


"This Gold Crystal feels amazing…Almost like my Sharicite but not…" Mercury marveled over the shining relic.


"Now we just need to hunt down a Share Crystal. I have an idea that'll blow your minds," Rob cackled gleefully.


Whatever made him laugh like that had to be good or would hurt their brains. Possibly both.


The enemies weren't too bad for the most part. That exception went to Uzume's Shadows. They didn't appear from the exit panel like the others. It was so much worse. Myra blistered the air with curses as Dark Orange Heart rose up alongside the map.


Her Shadows all had permanent Jumbofication from the start.


Their defense was sky high. Cursed Impalement barely put a dent in her. However she didn't like attacks from someone holding a Gold Crystal. Azure exploited that by equipping it and singing Final Song. All negative status and reset the turn counter. Shadow Uzume was still powerful enough to shrug it off fifty percent of the time, but it helped buy them time for Rob's Rage Gauge to fill.


Kaiju versus Kaiju was a much more even matchup.


They also stole duplicates of Uzume's gear. Which is something they did to the other Shadows in the party's Chara Worlds. No sense leaving good loot on the table.


On the twenty-fourth floor, before the Innocent Town, they ran into another Kaiju. This one was Dark Purple. She had a Share Crystal and a Processor Set to steal that was better than Mercury's current one. Rob's delighted cackling unnerved even the jumbo-sized CPU. Because she was seriously and purposely underleveled, it was a short fight.


After the battle the girls stared at Rob until he explained himself. However, it turned into Show and Tell. He used the Holy Gunblade's Crafting Menu and combined the Gold Crystal with the Share Crystal. The new Crystal was dark blue with four gold crystals pointing out and down from the base.


"Yes! Here you go, Mercury," Rob presented it to her with a smile.


"Uh, okay?" Mercury accepted the Crystal and suddenly started to transform.


Most of the original steps were the same, but them the script diverged. Her hair brightened to nearly platinum as a silver forehead protector trimmed in gold appeared. A good latticework 'helm' covered her head. Glowing crystal wings flared out from her temples and swept back. The bodysuit was covered in a form fitting silver one piece with ornate gold designs. Her armored boots were also silver trimmed in gold. The gauntlets were the same. From her back emerged silver energy wings, six in all, before solidifying into crystal. Her eyes flashed purple as amethyst gems appeared on her elbow guards, knee guards, pauldrons, temples, and in the center of her breastplate.


"What is this feeling?" Mercury asked wonderingly.


"Wow! Her stats jumped up by a lot! Uh, energy consumption did too. Yikes, that form is an SP hog…" Azure winced.


"A NEXT Form is gained by using a Share Crystal fused with a Gold Crystal. My crafting menu could handle it because it's a Holy Weapon," Rob explained.


"I see what the gimmick is here," Myra said dryly.


"Uzume is probably going to be True Dark Orange. Unlike her Shadows we're going to need something more than just a Gold Crystal," he said.


Rob had it figured out. Four Gold Crystals and four Share Crystals were what they needed. That was enough for Mercury, Celeca, Azure and Myra. He didn't think Azure and Myra would gain an HDD Form, but the power of the Crystals should let them damage her. He figured he was going to be someone's backpack again.


The Special Senator was S-Sha this time. She didn't really want to be there. It was just easier to pass their bills rather than deal with them. That was a second Gold Crystal acquired. They loaded up on SP restoring items at the shop just in case.


Defeating Dark Green was much easier with Mercury NEXT. Just her presence alone was enough to weaken the Titan's defenses enough to hurt her. Rob fashioned another Hyper Share Crystal for Celeca.


"Wait. We haven't even seen her basic HDD Form," Azure realized. Everyone stared at the redhead in stupefaction.


"I am Celeca. When my Sharicite was taken by Uranus, I took a risky gamble and jumped to Mercury's…" Celeca blushed.


Rob smacked his forehead.


"D'oh. Right! She couldn't transform without a Sharicite. Well this should fix the problem and you have the Dark Green Processor Set," Rob said.


"Let's go!" Celeca held the Crystal up.


Celeca rose up as sepia colored light covered her body. She seemed to be like most of the CPUs in that her form didn't change. Her hair turned from vibrant red to sepia while her eyes turned hazel. The bodysuit was based on black with a darker shade of green than Vert's, but the style was the same: racy as all hell. It looked like Green Heart's default otherwise.


"Sepia Heart ready to go!" She declared as her hammer landed.


"Her generation started the whole Hearts thing. Since most CPUs after the first generation all had personality shifts. We think it's because of what happened to Shiroi," Mercury explained.


A surprisingly plausible explanation. Rob was impressed.


Sepia Heart wasn't done as the Dark Green Processor dissolved into sparkles and her bodysuit turned into thick black leather except in a high cut style. Bulky armor in a steampunk style appeared on her chest with a heavy pauldron on her left shoulder. Her boots looked like steam powered nightmares while the Processor appeared to be mechanical wings. On her head was a pair of chunky goggles. A clockwork bird flew into her hair and turned into a bow to hold it up on a high ponytail.


"I can make this work…" She nodded approvingly.


"Mercury gained a classical goddess appearance while Celeca is more advanced. There is a clear progression in history," Azure noted in her book.


"And the past and future are complimentary," Myra pointed out. Mercury and Celeca clearly adored each other. The future doesn't have to ignore the past to succeed.


"I like warm and fuzzy stuff like this," Rob sighed contentedly.


The next Assembly was headed up by B-Sha. Again, it wasn't so bad. She was quite reasonable…for a money grubbing capitalist. The price for bills was exorbitant! B-Sha even extorted them for bribes right there on the floor! Hilariously enough, the other Senators voted in favor of their bills just to spite the greedy girl. Then it turned into a brawl as Banpresto Mask joined the fray. B-Sha didn't even hide before changing first. The party slipped out in the ensuing fracas.


"Crap," Rob bit his lip on thought.


"What?" Myra asked.


"The next Special Senator is K-Sha. She's a yandere. In Gamindustri she had the hots for Noire, but Noire's not here. She might latch onto one of you as her fixation," Rob said grimly.


"And we need the Share Crystal… Could you go in alone? We won't get all of the bills we want, but it's safer," Myra said.


None of them wanted a yandere after them. No matter how cute they might be on the surface, it wouldn't be long before the mask slips and it's all over.


Their worry over K-Sha didn't interfere with them curbstomping Dark White. Azure received the Hyper Share Crystal. It didn't offer her a transformation, but it did increase the power of her Songs a substantial amount. She was disappointed because the outfits were just amazingly sexy. Mercury gave Azure her original Processor Set. It made her happy and the Hyper Share Crystal did get it working after a fashion. She could fly with it now.


"Thanks Mercury!" Azure hugged her.


"I couldn't stand to see you look so down,* Mercury returned the hug.


K-Sha might be a problem. Rob had a very stupid idea for how to get any bill passed instantly, but they might have to run. He had his family wait by the exit just in case. Slime Form allowed him to shapeshift. The boy with the literal fluid gender turned into Noire.


"Run! Go go go! Save yourselves!" Rob-as-Noire yelled as he ran for his life.


"Get back here you filthy knock off! No way my beautiful Noire-sama could be you!" K-Sha yelled.


"You fell for it three times!" Rob couldn't help shouting back.


That's when the bullets really started flying.


The group spent some time in the Base Panel catching their breath. K-Sha followed them for four whole floors. She was finally stopped by Uzume's Coolness Virtue. The last they saw of her the inexplicably suave Uzume invited K-Sha back to her pad. She even destroyed the Shadow by herself on the way out.


"Do not play with the yandere!" Myra screamed.


"Can I play with the Tsundere?" Rob grinned at her.


"...Ass," she grumbled half fondly.


"Next time he has a foolproof plan we're making him tell us what it is. Because I don't think he realizes he's a fool!" Azure groaned.


"I thought it was funny," Celeca shrugged. Rob beamed happily at her.


"Please stop looking like Noire. It's kind of weird seeing her smile like that," Mercury shivered.


Rob used Noire's face one more time for the lulz. He fought Dark Black and discovered it increased the power of Lure by over nine thousand percent. Even Celeca read him the riot act for that stunt.


"If I can't risk myself then you can't do it either. Don't be a hypocrite!" Azure exclaimed.


"...Yes dear," Rob muttered by reflex. Myra kissed Azure without warning. The Reyvateil locked up before sagging boneless against her.


"You're being promoted," Myra told her.


"Mmmkay," Azure still sounded out of it.


"Just scold him when he does something wrong…Honestly just keep doing what you're doing and you'll get that promotion in the next quarterly report," Mercury assured Celeca.


"Thanks…! Wait, I'm not trying to join the harem," Celeca tilted her head in confusion.


"A sensible attitude," Rob patted her on the head.


Little did she know that Myra was making plans.


"If you keep cackling like that they'll know you're scheming," Rob whispered to Myra. The Tyrant blushed in mortification.


That was all four of Gold Third which meant the Gold Crystals were all obtained.


Then they met F-Sha. Rob didn't know if she was canon or fanmade. The fact that she looked like someone gave Dark Souls the moe treatment made him question everything. Thankfully she was sane, if a little stoic, and had no problem giving them a Gold Crystal.


"Wait. We're a long way from the bottom…" Rob realized.


That meant the next opponent was not something Rob could predict.


It was a really sadistic boss rush. All four Dark CPUs were there on the four edges of the map. No one was happy as the quartet played a really nasty game of Hungry Hungry Hippos. Their fists smashed the landscape to where the party had to hide in the Base Panel as the brutal landscaping job continued. Rob hid in a crevice until the Rage Gauge filled to max. There wasn't enough room for him to grow in the conventional way. However, he was Slimezilla.


"Uhhh…" The girls stared as they beheld a strange tableau.


Rob had all of the Dark CPUs coated in his slimy body. Their gear was even now being forcibly removed and tossed on the map. He continued casting Drain HP and Drain SP. It was a brutal tactic and not one he was proud of, but it got the job done.


He made a new Hyper Share Crystal and fed it to the Gunblade. The new form unlocked was NextBlade. It even came with the final Skill Sharing Sharicite (True) Max. A whopping one hundred percent bonus to all stats per person in the party.


"Whoa! I'm actually a high enough level to use this! Doesn't that break the rules?" Rob joked.


"Are you complaining?" Myra asked archly.


"Nope! Just surprised is all," he replied.


The final Assembly had all of Gold Third, minus K-Sha. She must still be with the inexplicably suave Uzume. They retrieved the Gold Crystal and passed a few more Aptitude enhancing bills before leaving.


They were about to face a reality warper in her own soul. All of her negativity would be gathered in one place. So they concocted a battle plan. It was a cunning plan that was guaranteed to work. However, it all hinged on the party surviving long enough.


This required Rob to use Coupling with Myra and Celeca to partner with Mercury. Azure was to Sing her heart out to buff their attributes before using a full Song Gauge to bust all of Dark Orange's stats down. Myra would use Overwhelming Pride with Rob's unlimited SP and lay down a dimensional seal while in Kirin Form. Celeca was granting Mercury her passive Break Damage Limit.


Dark Orange was even more powerful than Uzume. She might have been an unstoppable challenge if not for Myra, bolstered by Rob, laying down a dimensional seal. That meant the Dark CPU couldn't alter reality.


Make no mistake, she was still dangerous, but this went from impossible to doable. They just had to keep dodging Dark Orange's brutal soundwaves and screen shaking punches. It was time to act as everyone's Gauges were at full. Myra had to support the full Seal by herself, but only long enough for Rob to handle his second role. Mercury transitioned into NEXT at the same time as Sepia Heart.


"HDD: Sepia Heart!" Mercury cried out and raised her hand. Sepia Heart sped off towards her while turning to light and engulfing her arm. When the light cleared Mercury was wearing a gauntlet as big as herself that appeared to be made of hammers. She flattened her augmented hand and drew it back like a tennis racquet.


Rob, as Slimezilla, leapt into the air before assuming a gigantic version of his HDD Fairize Form. He bunched his legs as he readied himself to use Cursed Impalement.


"First…to…LOVE!" Mercury shouted out as she swung her palm out to strike Rob's feet.


He started to accelerate to light speed by the power of HDD: Sepia. Then he accelerated faster thanks to Mercury's relativistic swing. Before he lost contact with her palm, Rob used Myra's Skill Overwhelming Pride. Dark Orange already had her stats reduced by Azure's song.


Rob accelerated to Warp 10, went plaid, and punched through Dark Orange so fast the titanic CPU exploded in vapor and other things quantum physicists are still trying to name. He went so fast it launched him out of the Chara World and into the side of the Tower.


Unstoppable Force meet Immovable Object and Rob said ow. The Tower just stood there smugly.


That's when a multiton bikini clad slime girl hit the ground in the entertainment district.


Lord of Dust put his face in his hands and groaned.



AN: Because why not go beyond the impossible right!? All of the CPUs have NEXT Forms now. Next chapter is the Driver and the Holy Gunblade. Then we're finally getting to the Tower! Damn this is fun to write.
 
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AN: The Dingbat is officially back to work so my update speed will slow down. Thanks for understanding.



Chapter 29



They were all finished with the Chara World Arc. Now it was time to Transmigrate and get ready for the next part. Each of them were in the six thousands except for Celeca being merely in the four thousand range. Except she had her Chara World completed at a lower level so her gains were better. This was after the Blessing Bell and grinding up again.


"Ugh…Transmigrating to Genius. I wouldn't complain, but it still feels like a lot of work to have it undone…" Celeca groaned.


"Should we level up again before trying to tackle the Driver?" Uzume asked with all the enthusiasm of a woman contemplating a root canal.


"No way! We have post game gear with ridiculously high stats! The Driver is not gonna be a problem," Mercury declared with folded arms and a firm nod.


"Mercury's right. It's too easy to get caught in a cycle of improvement. We need to advance Rob's quest. He can't get his human form back until both the Driver and the Holy Gunblade are maxed out," Myra reminded them wearily.


This was taking a toll on them. They were just keeping themselves too busy to really think about it, but the cracks were starting to show.


"Poor Rob is trying to handle this, but it can't be easy. He's been told he can't be as he was meant to be. To lose your place in the world…" Azure sighed sadly. Rob put an arm around her shoulders.


"It would be a lot worse if I didn't have you ladies with me. Though I can sort of understand Ainz better now. Turned into a lich without his permission, the loss of physical senses… My sense of touch is really muted. I can feel you through your magic, but normal sensations? To Transmigrate I had to be in my natural form and the renewed sensation was too much…" He shuddered. The group hug wasn't a surprise.


A certain Skull Doctor was shivering and he didn't know why.


The Driver was almost painfully straightforward. They could pass Bills to tweak the parameters and introduce special abilities. Dramatic Second Wind was particularly broken. It allowed the Dark Rider to revive with one health and double Aptitudes but only once per battle. Rob would probably never see it get used, but it was nice to have.


There were classic Rider Weapons in the shop. Guns, swords, and the like. It wasn't as strong as what they had though. This is what happens when you grind in the optional dungeons before coming back to the main quest. Stuff that would've been awesome at one time just isn't that great now.


The Item God on floor 100 had an add-on for the Driver called a Kabuto Module. It added a sky high boost to armor in its base state before triggering the Clock Up Skill. All of the defense gains turned into Speed with a Double Action passive. They rolled the poor guy for his lunch money, stole his cool toys, and left without looking back.


Following that was the Item God 2 on floor 200. He was moderately more impressive with a fully upgraded Driver. Nothing that Rob didn't already have except for the Hyper Kabuto Module. Twice the ridiculous defense with twice the speed and triple action. He wasn't a threat, but he was annoying with a Ninja's ridiculous evasion.


He couldn't dodge Azure, Myra and Celeca using a Song Boosted Tera Star with Break Damage Limit.


"Hey…How long have we had this Hyperdrive?" Rob asked.


The whole party went pale with shock. According to the Inventory log they had it since they maxed out the first Trapezohedron. They could have been blasting around the Item Worlds and Chara Worlds much faster. Everyone took the rest of the day off to get hammered.


Except Rob because he's a slime. Fuck that guy.


"Okay. Just to keep this from being too tedious, I have a suggestion. Let's get a second Hyperdrive by Item Worlding the first. Get the second to max level. Fuse a Hyperdrive to a Driver. Max that out. Combine the second Hyperdrive with the second Driver. Max that out. Steal copies of both max Hyperdrivers, Max them out, and combine all four into one item through Fusion. Then just grind enough for all of us," Rob suggested.


"Maybe add a Trapezohedron too? Go big or go home right?" Celeca shrugged.


"Make an extra to give to your Gunblade," Azure excitedly offered.


They were able to efficiently Transmigrate after each run through of a Hyperdriver. Just the base level for the starting floors was getting scary. However, they persevered and completed their ridiculous self imposed task. The Hyperdriver Mk V (V for Victory!) made a Robo Suit look tame.


When they finally got around to the Holy Gunblade everyone started to sweat. Rob most of all. All of those ridiculously high level things he kept feeding it upped the base power by a lot. As in it suggested he should have a base level of 4000 to start.


"We might have made a mistake…" Mercury giggled nervously.


"Rob…I'm not sure this is such a good idea anymore…" Azure said warily.


"You don't have to do this," Uzume said.


"No, it's not right if we try to stop him. No one should be made to live as something they're not. I don't want him to go, but we should support him wholeheartedly," Myra said sadly.


"Hey! Don't put so much stress on him. He's already shaking hard enough as it is…" Celeca walked over to give him a comforting hug, but quickly recoiled as he began cackling.


There was wicked laughter and then there was this. Dogs barked, cats yowled, birds panicked, and the sky grew dark and stormy. A Menacing Aura erupted from his form as he laughed. His party, his family, stared at him as if he lost his mind. Joke's on them. His mind was lost a long time ago.


"I can use Conqueror's Blessing on the Item God 2!" Rob laughed maniacally. He triggered the Hyperdrive and vanished for the Item World shop immediately.


The girls stared at the burning ground where he stood for a long moment. Then proceeded to the nearest tavern to get thoroughly wasted.


The first Assembly of the Holy Gunblade Innocent Town was stacked with monstrously powerful Senators. No matter where he looked, each one was a higher level than him. Except he wasn't worried. His stats were absolutely ridiculous thanks to the broken tier gear he possessed. It seemed that the Senators realized that too and voted his way.


A busty woman with curly white hair approached him as he left the Assembly.


"I can't stay long, but you're in deep trouble. A Holy Weapon has 9,999 floors. Whatever you fed it has made this place ridiculously strong. Don't be fooled by their levels. 9,999 is not the enemy's level cap and their stats aren't calculated properly," she said.


"How do you know this?" Rob asked in disbelief.


"Because I've been trying to get out of my damn Chaos Hero Sword! I'm tapped out of resources. The only thing I can do is try to surf Innocent Towns. But it turns out that's illegal and I'm kinda on the run. Take my warning to heart!" She started to run off, but Rob grabbed her arm.


"Thank you for the tip. Here's a Mr. Gency's Exit," he quickly passed it to her. In fact he threw in ten altogether. He had plenty to spare.


"I, uh, thanks? Now if you'll excuse me I do need to go. Ooh Lumina and Vanilla are gonna kill me…!" The woman pressed a Trapezohedron in his hand before vanishing. Except it wasn't like the accessory. It was the FFXIII weapon catalyst. A weapon catalyst that someone massively upgraded.


"Hmmm…I'm gonna hold onto this," Rob said before storing it in his Inventory.


The Holy Gunblade still enforced the rule that he could only use Gunblades. He had a maxed out combination of Gunblades made from Myra, Mercury, Uzume, Azure and Celeca. The Guardian Force Gunblade gave him access to all of the unique Skills of the individual weapons.


He was seriously going to need it.


The Hyperdriver Mk V helped a lot with getting around. If it wasn't for the mysterious woman, he might've been tempted to sleepwalk through the floors. His vigilance was rewarded. In a remarkably short time he started coming across level 200 monsters. On closer inspection they had very faint checkmarks next to their names. He spotted a similar thing next to his own.


"Shit…They're looping around. Except instead of Transmigration they're just not losing their old stats," Rob realized with chagrin. That's what she meant by their stats were weird.


He still had to reach the bottom. Regaining the freedom to be who he wanted was worth the danger.


"Desperado Gatling!" Rob cried as he wielded two enormous Gunblades to blast his opponent. Good thing he had unlimited EXE Drive.


Mothafuckin' Juggernaut Drive Godzilla roared before unleashing a blazingly powerful breath weapon. The bullets struck unerringly as Rob took the Atomic Breath right on the chin. Right now being a slime definitely has advantages.


Getting stomped on didn't hurt nearly so much.


The next boss was his SI into Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Ding demonstrated that no matter how fast you are, you're no match for a cheater with Time Stop. She also had all of her Blades. Newt, Praxis, Theory, Azami and Mizukage.


It hurt having to defeat them. Not only the emotional cost, but because Ding went absolutely bananas. A fusion of bio augmented human and Blade with the power to warp quantum physics is not someone to piss off. Good thing he used the Hyperdriver because her Finest Arts ripped straight through his defenses and shattered his slime core. Dramatic Second Wind kicked in and he used Cursed Impalement to return the favor.


"Fuuuck!" Rob let out a heartfelt groan. He almost used Conqueror's Blessing on her. Particle would have been a broken ability with unlimited SP…


"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" His cries echoed through the Item World.


He managed to steal Ding's Ether Weapon, Drifter's Wings, but the Holy Gunblade wouldn't let him use them. Faster reaction times, ignore defense, and reverse damage? Rob would give them to Azure. The Reyvateil was still the only one without some way to cheat death.


By the time Rob reached the midway point he was beyond exhausted and fed up. He was also a bit twitchy. That was when he saw a girl who looked like Noire but with a friendlier disposition. She took in his tired appearance at a glance and winced.


"You look rough," the girl said sympathetically.


"Try seeing it from my end," Rob tried to joke, but it came out flat.


"Sadly I can't. Oh Hell, I'd come with you but with my weak stats I'd be a liability. What I can do for you is this. Welcome to the Cosplay Shop! All costumes sold here come with a fraction of the powers of those they're based on. It's not as good as an extra hand to carry the load, but I'll give you a one time discount. The first one's free," she said kindly.


Rob almost wept at her kindness. Especially when he saw that one of the costumes was labeled Rei Ryghts and it was her goddess form. It was the most expensive one there and for damn good reason. At 20% of her full power and abilities it was a steal at twice the price, but he got it for free. He bought a bunch of others for his family.


"Thank you so much," Rob clasped her hands gratefully.


"You're welcome. Also here's some tickets to a resort. They can be used to bypass a sealed Gate. Get some rest after this," the girl implored him.


"I will," he promised.


Further and further down he went. Vanquishing his various SI's from numerous Jumpchains. He reached max level well before reaching the bottom. Rob stumbled out on the last floor and sighed before straightening up. By now he was so mentally drained that being in Magic the Hard's form was just a change of clothing. Rei Ryghts' costume looked ridiculous on a man's body after all.


The final opponent of the Holy Gunblade looked just like him. All of their stats were fifty percent higher along with their gear. Rob stared at the copy in sheer disbelief. Maybe it was a good thing he didn't grab Particle before? No, that was still a loss. How was he supposed to win against this?


"Now this looks like an unfair matchup," a woman remarked sardonically. She was exceptionally beautiful with an elaborate frost white and silver kimono falling from her shoulders to expose snow white skin a shade darker than her white hair. Pure blue eyes glanced between them with a wet smile. Her fox ears and nine tails told Rob quite clearly who this was.


"Blanc…?" He asked faintly.


The clone exploded into motion with their Gunblade shining with the foul light of Cursed Impalement. A barrier appeared, but not to stop the tip. The clone's wrist was caught. Talismans appeared in swirling whorls of radiance before covering them from head to toe. Rob sweated as the whole thing took moments.


"Uh…?" He tried and failed to reply.


"How rude. We were talking," Blanc scolded the clone.


The sealed entity vibrated but couldn't move. At least not at first. The seals were starting to turn black.


"You're going to have to do this yourself, but I think you can handle things from here. Their stats are reduced to yours. I would do more, but…It really is using up all of my power to hold them. Now go claim your prize," Blanc said before vanishing as mysteriously as she came.


Rob took great pleasure in stabbing them repeatedly. The clone was actually relieved as it was consumed for power. Now there was only one thing left to do before he celebrated. He left the Item World, grabbed the drunken ladies, and ran to the hospital.


This is it! He would regain his male form!


"Huh? Oh, that. I was just screwing with you. Man you should've seen your face!" The Skull laughed hysterically.


He really should've turned around.


Six pairs of glowing eyes glared at him from behind.


Soon the people of Babel were treated to the sight of a Skull running for his life from a group of ravening lunatics.


AN: Now we are done! Vacation next before the Tower.
 
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