All Caprifexia wanted to do was take over and possibly destroy the world. But after her brother sends an assassin to kill her she finds herself in a totally backward land where no one seems to realise how important she is.

Aided by her trusty, if somewhat impudent minion, she sets out to build an interstellar empire, commit mild arson, and prove herself father's true successor.

Crosspost from Ao3 & FFN.