22
Scorched
Geoff
- Location
- New York
Chapter 22
The jet had opulent lounge seats instead of the usual crammed and jammed up seats rowed against each other.
And there were just four of them, really, really large, and Alfred was sitting in one of them, with his legs crossed,
gentleman-like, reading glasses on, and reading a glossy magazine which seemed to be the latest GQ. Alfred was sitting at back.
The other three were just spread, with plenty of open space in between, one couple of feet, which felt like meters due to some design optical illusion, right of Alfred, which the stewardess pointed out to me.
'That one is yours.'
'All mine?' I said. And I just looked at her, like I do. Like the Geoff does. All swagger and confidence. Wondering if those two aren't the same.
'All yours,' she said, with a significant pause between the words, 'I'll join you soon.'
I smirked, and she went left, and left for a moment, probably to see the pilot of the luxurious bird. Carmine, you dog, you did made it, you did what you set out to do. Got all filthy rich.
As the stewardess left and my eyes trailed her wake, Alfred looked up from his reading, peering over his glasses, and just shook his head, brisk, and then went straight back to reading about the latest vintage shit, and this and that.
I smirked again and shrugged and went to my seat and instantly looked for the on-board mini-bar these things always have.
'Looking for the bar,' Alfred said, without looking up.
I said I was. And added, 'You forgot.'
He said while smiling sardonically, 'Right. Master Wayne, fancy a drink, some liquid courage.'
'Check. But don't need courage. Not extra at least. I got that. In spades, as a matter of fact.'
Alfred didn't look up, but said, 'It's behind that panel over there, integrated in that console.'
I looked left, in between seat three and me, and saw this very modern design piece which I thought was just a random piece of art someone had flung on the velvety-looking carpet which of course wasn't velvet since that is not rich enough, not enough for Carmine.
This thing, although artsy, looked very alien, like it didn't belong. It and me had an instant connection. Very warm.
I looked it down, from top to bottom, from its shiny edge to the other, and then did nothing. It looked like it could break just by sneezing.
Eventually, Alfred said, 'Sire, tap it twice, with care, just beside the right beveled opaque corner.'
A lot of questions burst in. What is care? What is beveled? What is opaque?
And I tapped the corner, with care, and the thing bleeped, and a compartment, white, yet opaque, shot out. Without a sound. Very modern, and filthy-rich like.
The compartment was deep, and gave a chill, and contained multiple bottled heavens. Of bourbon.
Immediately I swiveled my head to Alfred who at that moment struck me as looking like Johnny, and said, 'How?'
'How did I know? Master Wayne, it's Alfred's job to know, to know these things.'
'Check,' I said, 'and by any chance, is your name by chance to be Johnny?'
He shook his head as if he just changed diapers. 'Please, sir, don't ruin it. The moment.'
I gave him a lopsided grin which he didn't spot as he was too engaged in tunnel-visioning the shit out of the letters of the booklet, and as I got up and dug my hand in the chilly alien piece of art for glassed bliss and bourbon, the stewardess came back.
'All set?' I shot at her.
'For?' she said, coy, and exposed her neck. Touching her angular chin, pensively, but hot.
'To get shit faced. Of course.'
She giggled. 'Ah, right, copy that.'
'You mocking me?'
'How dare I? I never would. Plus, everybody can smell and tell you've served, as is also rumored for Mr. Carmine.'
'You call him that.' I laughed. And she nodded. And then I introduced myself. 'The name is Geoff. But the buddies call me Furry. You can call me 'Sweety, and I'll promise to call you Honey. Honey.'
She giggled. Stopped. And then with the energy of laughter she said, 'Hi, I'm Cindy, pleasure to meet you.'
Hmm. Southern manners. Good parents, and probably not only child.
I said, 'Oh, hi there, Cindy, didn't see you there. Fancy a bourbon?'
And as Alfred shook his head and she said yes and I grabbed a bottle of Old Forrester, the plane rolled out, out of the hanger, preparing to take off, taxing to the tarmac, and accelerated, and eventually the wheels said goodbye to its contact with the asphalt and we were airborne. And I just knew Cindy and me would have a blast of a time, and bourbon, too.
The jet had opulent lounge seats instead of the usual crammed and jammed up seats rowed against each other.
And there were just four of them, really, really large, and Alfred was sitting in one of them, with his legs crossed,
gentleman-like, reading glasses on, and reading a glossy magazine which seemed to be the latest GQ. Alfred was sitting at back.
The other three were just spread, with plenty of open space in between, one couple of feet, which felt like meters due to some design optical illusion, right of Alfred, which the stewardess pointed out to me.
'That one is yours.'
'All mine?' I said. And I just looked at her, like I do. Like the Geoff does. All swagger and confidence. Wondering if those two aren't the same.
'All yours,' she said, with a significant pause between the words, 'I'll join you soon.'
I smirked, and she went left, and left for a moment, probably to see the pilot of the luxurious bird. Carmine, you dog, you did made it, you did what you set out to do. Got all filthy rich.
As the stewardess left and my eyes trailed her wake, Alfred looked up from his reading, peering over his glasses, and just shook his head, brisk, and then went straight back to reading about the latest vintage shit, and this and that.
I smirked again and shrugged and went to my seat and instantly looked for the on-board mini-bar these things always have.
'Looking for the bar,' Alfred said, without looking up.
I said I was. And added, 'You forgot.'
He said while smiling sardonically, 'Right. Master Wayne, fancy a drink, some liquid courage.'
'Check. But don't need courage. Not extra at least. I got that. In spades, as a matter of fact.'
Alfred didn't look up, but said, 'It's behind that panel over there, integrated in that console.'
I looked left, in between seat three and me, and saw this very modern design piece which I thought was just a random piece of art someone had flung on the velvety-looking carpet which of course wasn't velvet since that is not rich enough, not enough for Carmine.
This thing, although artsy, looked very alien, like it didn't belong. It and me had an instant connection. Very warm.
I looked it down, from top to bottom, from its shiny edge to the other, and then did nothing. It looked like it could break just by sneezing.
Eventually, Alfred said, 'Sire, tap it twice, with care, just beside the right beveled opaque corner.'
A lot of questions burst in. What is care? What is beveled? What is opaque?
And I tapped the corner, with care, and the thing bleeped, and a compartment, white, yet opaque, shot out. Without a sound. Very modern, and filthy-rich like.
The compartment was deep, and gave a chill, and contained multiple bottled heavens. Of bourbon.
Immediately I swiveled my head to Alfred who at that moment struck me as looking like Johnny, and said, 'How?'
'How did I know? Master Wayne, it's Alfred's job to know, to know these things.'
'Check,' I said, 'and by any chance, is your name by chance to be Johnny?'
He shook his head as if he just changed diapers. 'Please, sir, don't ruin it. The moment.'
I gave him a lopsided grin which he didn't spot as he was too engaged in tunnel-visioning the shit out of the letters of the booklet, and as I got up and dug my hand in the chilly alien piece of art for glassed bliss and bourbon, the stewardess came back.
'All set?' I shot at her.
'For?' she said, coy, and exposed her neck. Touching her angular chin, pensively, but hot.
'To get shit faced. Of course.'
She giggled. 'Ah, right, copy that.'
'You mocking me?'
'How dare I? I never would. Plus, everybody can smell and tell you've served, as is also rumored for Mr. Carmine.'
'You call him that.' I laughed. And she nodded. And then I introduced myself. 'The name is Geoff. But the buddies call me Furry. You can call me 'Sweety, and I'll promise to call you Honey. Honey.'
She giggled. Stopped. And then with the energy of laughter she said, 'Hi, I'm Cindy, pleasure to meet you.'
Hmm. Southern manners. Good parents, and probably not only child.
I said, 'Oh, hi there, Cindy, didn't see you there. Fancy a bourbon?'
And as Alfred shook his head and she said yes and I grabbed a bottle of Old Forrester, the plane rolled out, out of the hanger, preparing to take off, taxing to the tarmac, and accelerated, and eventually the wheels said goodbye to its contact with the asphalt and we were airborne. And I just knew Cindy and me would have a blast of a time, and bourbon, too.
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