Chapter 7
11,202 BBY
As it turned out, it wasn't that hard. All we had to do was wait for them to be escorted back to their cell when their performance was over a few hours later and follow them.
And by cell, I meant "cell." It was basically just a locked room with only one guard outside. Presumably, the Bimm's "harmless" reputation had worked to their advantage.
The human gave us each a once over as we approached but didn't seem perturbed about our ages or species. As it was, he seemed to barely be staying on his feet. That made things even easier.
"Hey, buddy," I greeted with a smile and just the slightest touch of the Force to nudge him towards being a bit friendlier and more willing to talk, "You look like you're about to drop."
It didn't take much effort to slip into his exhausted mind and he soon had a friendly smile of his own on his face. When he spoke, it was with an unfamiliar accent, "Yeah, been watching the wall for most of the day. Guard duty's boring enough, but the midgets don't try anything. 'Bout as exciting as watching paint dry."
"I'll bet." I agreed, nodding sympathetically, "I mean, why even bother? Bimm don't cause trouble."
Hah.
"Yeah, but gotta guard 'em all the same," He half-grumbled, half-slurred, "If something happened, captain'll have the head of whoever's on shift."
"I think the captain'll have your head anyways if you fall asleep on your feet," I pointed out, making sure to avoid guessing the "captain's" gender while weaving a bit of the Force to encourage his exhaustion.
It took a moment for his tired mind to muddle through it before he grimaced when he realized I was right.
"Uhh…" He groaned and thumped his head against the wall to try to keep himself awake, "Don't remind me."
I gave his shoulder a friendly pat, "Look, I don't want anyone losing their heads." I gestured to myself, Guun, and Chee, "We could take over guard duty so you can get some shut eye. We don't have much to do and it'll be three sets of fresh eyes instead of one tired pair."
"I don't know…" the guard replied hesitantly, chewing on his lip as he thought it over.
I waited for him to make his decision, refraining from influencing him any further. He didn't really need it at this point as his eyelids were drooping more and more every second. At the rate he was going, he'd be asleep before he made his decision.
"Alright, fine," He finally agreed, "But if anything happens, you're getting the blame."
"Of course," I nodded, "Now get going, or you'll be asleep before you can get to your bunk."
The guard grumbled something under his breath before handing me the keys and walking off. And it was an
actual key ring with collection of metal keys that clinked together when I moved them.
When he was safely out of earshot, Guun took up position next to the door and muttered, "I
can't believe that worked. Did you…"convince" him at all? I couldn't tell."
"A little bit at the beginning," I shrugged as I poked through the key ring to try and figure out which was for the door, "But acting like you belong does wonders for convincing people you actually do, so they'll believe what you say."
"Remind me to never play Sabacc with you," Chee requested, her tone suggesting she was only half-joking. Her eyes were focused up as she scanned the ceiling.
"You know our Master disapproves of that," I chided her.
The Devaronian girl snorted, a smirk on her face, "The Jedi Code is a little light when it comes to gambling."
"We are supposed to avoid over-indulgence of vices," I replied.
"Stones and glass houses. You lush."
"That was a one-time thing and you know it." I shot back. She was going to hold that over my head for a while.
"Oh sure. But then it'll become a thing you can "drop whenever you feel like it," no?" The fact that her smirk widened meant that my protest was in vain. She finished her scan of the ceiling soon after, "No cameras."
"That's a surprise," I commented, "These guys have some serious kit, but I guess it's all focused in more critical areas like the hangars."
"Or they didn't think it was necessary," Guun suggested, gesturing to the walls around us, "I mean, would they
seriously consider that someone could infiltrate this place? Much less
three people?"
I paused to think about that. He…kind of had a point. Not only was this planet uncharted in BOSS' databases, the base was hidden in a canyon on a planet filled with them. I'd bet that the base itself had sensor shielding to protect it from casual scans.
Even if someone did find it, they'd have to get past any ships in orbit, the anti-air defenses, the armored blast doors,
and the perimeter guards. The only route that didn't get you shot or set off the alarms was slipping in the way we did, which required a level of subtlety that most of the parties involved lacked.
The Pius Dea, and the Republic by extension, very much favored an approach that could be best described as "burn the house down" or "kick in the front door." The mercenaries and slave soldiers that the Hutts typically employed were much the same.
To be fair, the Pius Dea
had been more subtle before the reign of Contispex I, but they had quickly thrown it out the door once they gained control of the Chancellorship in favor of the sheer brute force provided by the expansive and very powerful Republic military. The best they did nowadays was hire pirates…sorry,
privateers…to attack their enemies' supply lines during the "cold war" periods between crusades.
When taking that into account, this heavily-armed base's
existence was downright sneaky by comparison so far as military doctrine went.
"Good point," I acknowledged as I fiddled with the keys, trying one after the other until the lock
clicked, "Guun, mind keeping an eye out?"
The large Twi'Lek nodded once as he leaned back against the wall, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Thanks," I turned to Chee, "You're with me."
She rolled her eyes but fell in line. The Devaronian knew when she could get away with backtalk and this wasn't it.
I quickly pushed the door open and stepped inside. I'd been expecting to see a pair of gloomy Bimm in chains. What I found, was something else.
One of the cousins, who I recognized from the provided pictures as Trillis, was balanced precariously on a stack of chairs as he frantically shoved at a pair of feet sticking out of the overhead vents.
Like all Bimm, he was short, barely capping out at about four feet. However, the short tan fur that covered his body, the long muzzle, the quadradactyl hands, and the big floppy ears that poked out from under his hat showed that he was the
otherkind of Bimm.
Differentiating between the two kinds of Bimm was a bit confusing in casual conversation. They were usually just referred to as a single species for simplicity's sake.
Presumably, the one up in the vents was Bannon. Judging from the five toes on his bare feet and lack of visible fur, he appeared to be one of the Near-Human Bimm.
He also appeared to be stuck.
"That's it." Trillis grunted as he shoved, the tower of chairs beneath him wobbling ominously, "When we get out of here, you're going on a diet."
"Aww come on, Trillis!" Bannon whined from the vent, "It's not like you're much better!"
Trillis, as it happened, was thin as a rail.
"Yeah, but
I'm not the one who has to fit through a vent."
"That's because you can't pick a lock worth a damn."
It didn't appear they had actually noticed that we'd entered. I glanced at the door we had just passed through, noticing that it only had a keyhole on the outside.
As she stepped in behind me, Chee grinned, showing more than a few sharp teeth, "Can we keep them? I'll take care of them and everything."
"Chee, no." I rapped a knuckle against her forehead.
The younger girl pouted, "You never let me do anything fun."
I decided to refrain from commenting on what she considered "fun." As it was, the sound of our voices had startled the cousins. Trillis whipped around to face us, leaving Bannon's legs dangling as he momentarily forgot the precariousness of his position.
The collapse of the "tower" happened in slow motion…because I used telekinesis to catch everything before it could hit the ground and make a racket while Chee handled Trillis.
"Trillis? Trillis?! What's going on?" Bannon called from the vent, his legs kicking at empty air.
Trillis was a bit too stunned to reply as he was blinking and trying to rationalize how he was floating in mid-air. As such, as soon as I set the chairs down, I reached up with the Force to dislodge Bannon from the vents. It took a little bit of effort, but he soon came loose with a quiet
pop and was quickly brought down to the floor to join his cousin.
Now that I could see his face, Bannon looked near identical to his grandfather, only younger and clean-shaven. The only other differences were blue eyes to Carador's brown and his hair was shorter. Like Trillis implied, he had something of a gut.
"Trillas and Bannon? Your grandfather sent us."
Both of the Bimm stared at us in complete silence for a long few seconds. Then, their heads slowly turned to look at each other.
Bannon's mouth curved up into a grin, "Jedi. Called it."
Trillis' shoulders sagged, "I thought the Republic was an even bet."
I looked between the two of them incomprehensibly and I
think I made a noise that was something along the lines of a questioning "huh?"
"Oh, we were betting on who would find this place first," Bannon replied as he stood up and brushed off his clothes, "Loser pays for drinks when we get out of here. And I intend to drink until I lose a week."
"Not like there was anything else to do aside from perform from the pirates," Trillis added, a little bit of bitterness in his tone, "Only so many times you can sing ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall before you get sick of it."
"We've tried sneaking out a few times, but there were some places we couldn't get passed without being spotted," The other cousin shrugged, "Being the only two Bimm in the base, we'd get recognized too easily. And probably shot."
"And we
like not being shot." Trillas chipped in.
"But…!" Bannon held up a finger and stopped talking for a moment to dart over to a small bundle of blankets in the corner of the room.
I took the chance to crack my neck to alleviate the whiplash from looking back and forth between them.
The Bimm held up his prize triumphantly, which turned out to be a datapad.
"Trillas managed to snag one of their datapads last time and download some unsecured info from a security terminal. We haven't been able to do much with it, but it might be more helpful for you."
"Thanks," I took the datapad and started leafing through it, quickly finding he was right.
For one thing, there was a map, which would make getting around easier. The other were some general announcements for non-officers.
As I poked through it, I continued speaking, "We saw the
Muse out in the hangar when we slipped in. Do you know where the rest of your crew is?"
Bannon looked to his cousin, who nodded, "Yeah, they're still here. They're in the main holding cells. Should be about three levels down, but it was too heavily guarded for me to get close." He paused, "Aside from them, there's a lot of people down there. I couldn't get an exact count, but I'd guess anywhere between several dozen to almost a hundred. They all looked like they'd been here for a while. Hard to say how long though."
"Any idea who these pirates are working for?" Chee asked.
"Hutts," Bannon answered, "Definitely the Hutts. The Captain hasn't exactly been quiet about that, so we've heard about it from the other pirates."
"Got anything on this Captain?"
"Not much. Just that he's an
Anomid and apparently a real nasty piece of work. Most of the pirates are too scared of him to even say his name." He shrugged, "Only seen him a few times, but he pops in to listen to us perform now and then. Doesn't say a word. Just shows up, and then leaves."
"Hmm…" I hummed, "I guess we'll just have to keep an eye out for him." I glanced at Chee, "Could you switch out with Guun? I need to talk to him."
"Got a plan?" She asked.
"Beginnings of one. Just need to iron out a few details."
"About time
somebody did. I was starting to think we were flying Corellian-style here." The Devaronian girl huffed, "Alright, I'll go play guard, but don't take too long."
"Don't worry, Chee, you'll get your chance to misbehave."
"I'll hold you to that, boss." Turning on her heel, she pulled the door open and step out into the quiet hall.
Less than a second later, Guun ducked inside, "You needed something?"
"Yeah, but before that…" I looked at Trillas, "How good are you with computers?"
"I can…
sometimes…get to systems I'm not supposed to." He answered evasively, not quite looking me in the eyes.
I smiled, "Good…good…now, here's what we're going to do…"