The scene was Emerald Forest. The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, and the Grimm were doing what they were want to do. Which is horrifically brutalize other sentient or non-sentient things.
However, today was different. Today, Peter Port was making preparations for his up and coming lessons. Which, in his class, meant capturing live Grimm. After all, the best way to study a Grimm was to beat it in combat! He had already brought back a young boarbatusk, several Beowulves, and a fledgling deathstalker. He had also killed several Grimm that he simply decided not to bring back, or that he felt like killing. Or that simply couldn't be contained, like the Geist he happened upon.
Next on his agenda to capture, was a Caerbannog. That species of Grimm were some of the most oft underestimated, and it would be wise to show to his class that such a thing is a folly. So he began his search, and some hours later, he found his quarry. But this Grimm was…
Unique.
That was the only descriptor Port had to the utter carnage he had stepped upon. Corpses of various Grimm littered the ground (and the trees), and at the center of the chaos stood an Alpha Caerbannog, a bipedal one, and beside it a shivering Blackhart, which was noticeably missing its antlers.
Port approached the creature, and begin the battle as he begins any other. He flexed mightily at the creature.
The Caerbannog… did not attack. It seemed to know that Port was well and above it's abilities, as impressive as they are. Instead, it looked at him, cautiously and angrily. The poor Blackhart looked about ready to pass out.
Then, the Grimm did the unexpected. It flexed back, copying Port's posture.
Port was taken aback. This behavior was extremely anomalous. Incredibly strange, worrying even, but also… IT WAS
INCREDIBLY MANLY!
Port flexed even harder at the Grimm, who responded kindly in turn. They posed at each other for several minutes, Port changing his style of flexing, and the Caerbannog imitating him. Finally, Port broke the silence.
"Incredible! Truly incredible! To think, I would find a kindred spirit in a Grimm!" Port said, shirtless. "Come! We have many things to discuss!" Shrugging, the Caerbannog picked up the passed out Blackhart, and begun following Port to Beacon. This year… was going to be truly
MANLY!
.x.x.x.
"Peter?"
"Yes, Bart?"
"Can you please tell me why there is a Caerbannog next to you?"
Port twirled his mustache. "Well, it all started when I was but a lad-"
"Peter, can you skip to the point where you explain why you brought a Grimm here?" Oobleck said, taking an anxious sip from his thermos. "I don't have the time to hear the full story."
"Yes, yes, of course." Port nodded. "See, I encountered this fellow here-" Port indicated the Caerbannog, who was currently shaking the Blackhart, trying to get it to wake up, "-when I was out hunting in Emerald Forest for Grimm to use in my lessons, when I came across a most peculiar scene! The corpses of Grimm scattered across a clearing, and at the center of it, the Caerbannog and it's companion!"
"It's… unusual, to be sure." Oobleck conceded, "But by far not unheard of. I'm guessing there's more to it?" Oobleck said, as he eyed the Caerbannog and Blackhart cautiously, waiting for them to attack.
"Of course! As you know, I flex heartily before my opponents-" Oobleck nodded at that, "-but when I did, the most curious thing happened! It flexed back!" At this, Oobleck's eyebrows shot up, in shock and doubt. "I am not pulling your leg, my friend! Behold!" And with that, Port flexed with all of his muscles, of which there were a lot. Dropping the Blackhart on the ground, the Caerbannog mimicked him, muscles bulging.
At this, Oobleck's jaw dropped. "Peter, do you understand what this means?" He continued excitedly, speeding up his town. "You might have just found a friendly Grimm! Imagine the implications! Does this mean it has a soul, so it can feel?" Oobleck said rapidly, examining the flexing Grimm. "I have so many questions! Does it understand us? Can it learn to speak? Are there other Grimm like it? Why a Caerbannog?" Why-" Before Oobleck could continue, Port interrupted him.
"Slow down, Bart!" Port said, clapping Oobleck on the back as he laughed heartily. "He isn't going anywhere. For now, however, I think we should teach it how to write."
"Yes… Yes, you're right! We do need someway to communicate. But what language should we teach it? There're so many things, so many questions… We start it's lessons at once!" With that said, Oobleck grabbed the Caerbannog, Port, and the Blackhart, and made his way to a very private room to teach he Grimm in.
In their excitement, they completely forgot to think of telling Ozpin about this. But he knew. In his office, watching the feed of the camera, Ozpin took a sip of his coffee, and smiled.
"Your move, Salem."