The Eighth Stage Earth Cultivator, Slave Six also raised his hand "As the leader of the Elemental Four, I volunteer us all."

"You still haven't found a promising wood cultivator then?" Bing Meilu raised an eyebrow.

Slave Six gulped, his bushy eyebrows trembling as he recalled the woman's earlier threat.

"Well, we have a few promising candidates, we'll just have to run them by you first."

"Very well, We'll discuss that later."

Slave Six will probably earn an upgrade to Slave Earth soon, but his failure to secure a Wood Cultivator is reducing that. It may have been better to refer to his group as "the Elementals" instead of outright showing his failure by still using the number 4.
 
Chapter 32: Guidance 'freely' given
Transmigrated back into the body of her child self, can the mighty Celestial Bing Meilu survive in a Xianxia world all the while staving off the advances of arrogant young masters and wannabe protagonists alike?

Why is life so hard for the Icy Beauty?


Any corrections or criticisms are welcome, I hope you enjoy Chapter 32: Guidance 'freely' given

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Eight men followed Bing Meilu into her throne room.

Jiang Hu, former head of the Crimson Dragon Faction. His fiery draconic Qi and copper-attuned body were well formed for the sabre combat the muscular man favoured.

Li Ji, the Yin Metal cultivator and skilled manager who had come to deal with the daily running of the BMFS Faction.

Xi Fu, who rested his weight on the shaft of the spear that formed the basis of his cultivation as he walked behind her

'The Elemental Four', a quartet ... of Five Phases Cultivators. There would be a fifth member soon or Bing Meilu may just lose her mind.

Last and certainly least, Private Ji, an idiot. His discordant, malformed meridian system was an affront to the entire history of cultivator culture and the human race. Still, Bing Meilu's instruction, the knowledge and expertise of ten thousand lifetimes, would be enough to transform even the foolish. After all, to her, the difference between the greatest genius of mankind and a village idiot was like the difference between two different ants to a human. Utterly irrelevant.

They arrived within Bing Meilu's throneroom. In the center was a large bowl covered in blood-red symbols. When the men offered their blood to the chalice, they would be bound by contract to Bing Meilu and her faction, unable to betray her lest they suffer a horrible backlash or even death. It could also serve other purposes, such as tracking or informing her if the members were in danger.

As a failsafe, it was not foolproof, Bing Meilu did not have the resources to waste on anything stronger and it would have to do for now. The young girl raised her hand, and a jagged knife of sky-blue ice formed. She tossed it to the feet of Li Ji.

"Offer your blood to the chalice."

The lanky man gulped nervously as he nodded, picking up the knife and stepping hesitantly towards the chalice. He placed the blade to his palm and gingerly sliced it. The cultivator winced, letting drops of blood fall into the enchanted chalice.

"Welcome to the Inner Circle, Li Ji!"

Li Ji exhaled in relief, placing the knife by the side of the chalice, and taking a seat by Bing Meilu's side.

"Jiang Hu, your turn."

The tall muscular man strode forward. He did not bother with the knife, biting into his wrist with his teeth and spitting a mouthful of blood directly into the cup. Next up was the leader of the Elemental Four.

"Slave six..."

The earth cultivator quickly finished the business with a confident yet nervous energy. The rest quickly followed, each putting some amount of blood into the chalice.

Slowly, the symbols carved onto the side of the chalice began to glow with red light. Lines of qi lashed out, wrapping around the Dantians of the eight inner circle members.

"Now that we have that out of the way, prepare to receive my personal guidance. Never let it be said that Bing Meilu does not reward loyalty, even from her lowly slaves... Li Ji, stand before me."

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Li Ji hesitantly stepped toward the pale-skinned child. Her icy eyes seemed to pierce into his soul, and he winced as he recalled the horrifying killing intent that had ripped him to shreds as the tiny child effortlessly demolished his former leader, Jiang Hu. No matter how much time he spent in her presence, he could never become comfortable.

With Jiang Hu, it had always felt like they were a band of brothers, comfortable and rowdy. While some may be stronger than others, they were all fundamentally similar. It was not like that with Bing Meilu. When around her he always felt so out of place, like he was in the presence of someone from a different world.

The man walked up to her, biting his lip as he bowed as deeply as he could. He was not even this respectful when bowing to his own father, who was in Core Formation., But then again, he'd never seen his father literally cave in a man's body during a fight.

Bing Meilu's eye bored into him for a long moment, before she began to speak.

"I've already given you a worthy cultivation method, so there is no need to change anything there. However, I've been very disappointed with your cultivation speed."

Li Ji visibly stepped back, confusion and horror filling his eyes. He'd displeased her? He was only twenty-five. To reach the eighth stage of Qi Condensation by that age, while not top genius material, was fairly impressive.

"B-but I've finally pushed back my bottleneck and reached the eighth stage of Qi Condensation. At my age, that's already impre-"

The girl slightly narrowed her eyes, and Li Ji froze, sweat beginning to drip from his brow. That had been foolish.

"It's not your place to have opinions when I'm speaking, Li Ji. Perhaps reaching the eighth stage in a week is impressive to the lowly dogs at the dregs of the Armada," she sniffed in disdain. "But it is nothing even close to the universe that mediocrity lies in, do you understand? You're a member of Bing Meilu's Faithful Slave Faction, and we have standards here. With a technique as potent as The Jade Tributary Convergence, you should have reached Foundation Establishment already. If you were at my old sect you'd have been made a laughing stock for such a claim. "

'Foundation Establishment from the seventh stage? In a week?' Li Ji blinked. 'She's... joking with me, right? She must just have a strange sense of humour.'

"Now, part of that is my fault, for failing to account for the fact, you, coming from a backwater background, lacked the knowledge to properly harness the Jade Tributary Convergence's true power. I overestimated your knowledge, which is my fault. The Jade Tributary Convergence, being a Yin Metal technique, is tied to the Dao of Wealth. To properly cultivate it, one needs either a massive amount of money or another way to gather Yin Metal Qi."

Li Ji struggled to keep his face calm. As the eldest son of the Head of the Southtip Trading Company, he was more familiar with Yin Metal Qi than most. To have his background derided as a pitiful backwater... it did sting a little.

'But then again... the fact she managed to effortlessly resolve my bottleneck and even improve my cultivation method shows she knows more about the Dao of Yin Metal than even me. I had no clue that was something practiced in the Moon-Crying Swan Palace, but I suppose it makes a little sense, given they were Yin Ice cultivators. There is at least a little overlap.'

However, he did understand what she was saying. Accumulating vast wealth was the core of 'merchant style' Yin Metal cultivation. He simply lacked the resources to cultivate any faster.

'What does she want from me then?'

"Now, there is a fairly easily accessible source of Yin Metal Qi in the form of the invisible flow of karmic merit and wealth, the Jade Rivers that travel through our world. You will of course begin to sense them naturally during the Great Sage Realm."

'Invisible rivers? The... Great Sage Realm?'

This was a piece of information about the Dao of Yin Metal that Li Ji had never heard before. But it was no wonder. After Nascent Soul, one stepped into the Transcending Impurity Realm, purifying their body until they were ready to ascend to the Saint Realm. Then after that was the Great Sage Realm. No one in Li Ji's family had even reached Transcending Impurity.

'To think there were such massive aspects of the Dao of Yin Metal my family had no clue about...'

A feeling of anxiety began to bubble up in Li Ji's stomach. He had been comfortable attempting to create his own cultivation method because he considered himself an expert, whose family knew more about Yin Metal than almost any other merchant group in his region. Now he was beginning to feel like he was nothing more than a frog at the bottom of a well.

"Until then, however, you cannot normally access them as a source of Qi. Rather than wait until then, I'll impart to you a special sensory method, the Manyfold Good Fortune Dao-Enshrining Scripture."

Bing Meilu began to chant in a foreign tongue. As she spoke the incantations, her Qi rhythmically pulsed and she began to feel strands of mysterious Qi flit through the air. While the girl had never cultivated the Dao of Wealth, she was familiar with it.

The Crystal Providence Heavenly Tome, the legacy of the Crystal Providence, was the absolute highest Yin law, and as its master, Bing Meilu naturally held a certain familiarity with other Yin-aligned methods. Li Ji nodded, inscribing the mnemonic to memory.

Li Ji mimicked the mnemonic, feeling his qi begin to shudder and pulse according to some esoteric formula he could only barely grasp. Already, despite have barely begun to use the technique, vast swathes of information begin to flitter through his soul. His eyes widened.

'This technique... any of the merchant sects in the continent would kill to have it.'

Around him he could feel pulsing lines of karmic wealth and Qi, naturally flowing through the world as money changed hands. The applications of a technique like this in the hands of anyone who followed the Dao of Wealth were near infinite.

Li Ji may have acknowledged his own limits, but he was absolutely certain a technique this heaven-defying was not in the hands of any of the major merchant groups in the Bird Talon Continent. For the Moon Crying Swan Palace to possess such a technique despite focusing on the Dao of Ice... utterly terrified him.

Just how deep were the foundations of the Twelve-Headed Avian Sect?

The more time he spent as her subordinate, the more Li Ji felt his decision to bet his future on the girl had been the absolutely correct one. The technique she had given him would be enough to guarantee the rise of his bloodline for countless generations.

'She seems hard on the outside... but the generosity of this level is worthy of even the benevolent deities of heaven,' Li Ji bowed deeply once more, but this time it was out of genuine respect, rather than fear.
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Bing Meilu struggled to retain a smirk. Though the Manyfold Good Fortune Dao-Enshrining Scripture was indeed a way for Li Ji to speed up his cultivation... that had nothing to do with why she had given it to him.

As a common technique employed by followers of the Dao of Wealth in higher realms, it allowed one to sense flows of wealth through the world and many other aspects of the world. In other words, the perfect technique for a manager who would be in charge of her factions finances.

'So long as I, Bing Meilu, never have to look at another budget sheet again, I won't have cultivated for nothing. Li Ji, your sacrifices will be well appreciated.'

As the founder of her own sect, the girl had dealt with more than enough paperwork for a thousand lifetimes. As her faction grew, the burden of management would fall on Li Ji and his subordinates and it was a fate Bing Meilu did not envy in the slightest.

'Oh well, what are slaves for if not to give them all the difficult jobs?' the girl shrugged. 'Besides, after dealing with running my own sect, I think I've more than earned myself the right to never so much look as a contract or budget for my next thousand reincarnations!'
 
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Chapter 33: Heaven Defying Spear Intent
Transmigrated back into the body of her child self, can the mighty Celestial Bing Meilu survive in a Xianxia world all the while staving off the advances of arrogant young masters and wannabe protagonists alike?

Why is life so hard for the Icy Beauty?

Any corrections or criticisms are welcome, I hope you enjoy Chapter 33: Heaven Defying Spear Intent

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After Li Ji, she called Jiang Hu over to her.

"Unlike Li Ji, you lack any specific problem. Instead, the issue is... everything. Your cultivation methods are generally weak and disappointing. None of your combat arts are particularly impressive either. I think a full rework is required."

Jiang Hu raised an eyebrow silently. He nodded in acceptance. To someone of Bing Meilu's background, the techniques he'd managed to scrounge up must be very weak.

"Tell me about your cultivation methods." the girl ordered.

"Yes, Boss. For my Qi Cultivation, I use the Dragonflame Heart Index, allowing me to manifest draconic fire. I have reached the sixth stage of the Foundation Establishment. For my Body cultivation, I use the Bronze Body Fire Refinement, allowing me to transform my body into tempered metal. I also dabble in Saber Cultivation using the Armada Standard Saber Arts and the Thirteen Sabers of Yi."

"Mhmm. I think I have a method more suitable for you."

Bing Meilu waved her hand and a tablet of ice flew towards Jiang Hu. It contained the instructions for the Redscale Drake's Metamorphosis up to the Nascent Soul Realm. A dual body-qi method based on the principle of repeated sheddings to slowly transform into a manifestation of a fiery drake. Bing Meilu had looted it from a random corpse during the Seige of the Iron Palace Heavens. She had of course excluded the upper parts of the technique, but it could be cultivated all the way to the Deathless Realm.

"...Boss... this technique requires dragon blood?" Jiang Hu said in absolute confusion. "Where am I supposed to get that."

The girl stared back at him, mirroring his absolute confusion for a long moment.

"Where... Where do you think Dragon Blood comes from? Sheep?"

Jiang Hu's mouth rose and fell several times as if he could not find the words to speak.

"I mean to say- How am I supposed to afford it?"

"Afford it? Do you think I'm made of money? Why would we buy something that can be acquired for free?"

"Maam, are you suggesting... I kill a Dragon?"

"Well, what else would you do, marry one? Of course, you're supposed to kill it! How else do you suggest we get Dragon Blood, huh?"

"Ahem, I think what Jiang Hu means is... how exactly would he go about killing a dragon?" Li Ji stepped in, smiling awkwardly. "Surely you have profound wisdom that could enlighten him on the matter."

"Oh..." Bing Meilu nodded in realization. "I see. I always forget what is common knowledge on the continent. If you want to kill a dragon, you hit it with something heavy until it dies."

Li Ji brittle smile shattered and he sighed loudly.

"You see, it's very difficult to cut or pierce through dragon scales, so blunt force trauma is more effective," the girl continued. "Plus you can use the heavy object as a weight to keep the dragon earthbound so it doesn't fly off. They can be annoying, agile little things."

"Of course, Maam. I'm sure Jiang Hu will keep that information in mind."

"Good. Now, as for your combat technique... They are completely unacceptably weak. Begin practicing these. They should harmonize well with your new cultivation method."

Bing Meilu once more waved her hand, weaving her ice-qi into the shape of a manual detailing the Dragon Slaughtering Saber Arts of Xianwu In The Steel. As a Deathless cultivator, she'd spent a few millennia mastering every weapon conceivable, so she had countless techniques for any weapon. This one in particular shed found in a spatial ring taken from a bandit she'd killed in an Immortal World.

Jiang Hu's jaw dropped as he flipped through the manual. As a saber cultivator, he could obviously recognize the quality and difficulty of the techniques described in the manual.

"I-this- Boss, I, Jiang Hu swear to loyally serve you forever and bring honour to these sabre arts," the man said, completely shaken.

"That was already expected of you," she rolled her eyes. "Xi Fu! Your turn."

The tall spear cultivator stepped towards her, resting his weight on his spear.

"As a Spear Cultivator, your cultivation method is not that relevant. So long as you continue to advance your mastery of the Weapon, your cultivation base will increase. You've reached the mid-level of Spear Qi but have yet to progress further despite having the potential. Your main flaw is simply being lazy."

Bing Meilu waved her hands and ice began to cover Xi Fu's feet, freezing them to the ground. His eyes widened but he did not resist.

"Your task is simple. Break out of these restraints with your Spear Qi. Until then you cannot leave."

Xi Fu grimaced and nodded. He lifted his spear, twirling it downwards and preparing to thrust-

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" the Ice cultivator demanded angrily.

"Um..." Xi Fu asked in confusion. "I'm doing what you asked?"

"I asked you to use your Spear Qi. Did I say you could use your weapon?"

"But- I can't use my Spear Qi without my spear? Not until Foundation Establishment will I have that level of regulation over my Qi."

"Nonsense. The core of Spear cultivation is the indomitable will to pierce everything. If the rules of cultivation are restraining you, stab them."

Xi Fustared in utter confusion. Bing Meilu rolled her eyes.

'Ughh...Mortals. I expound on the deepest truths of the Dao of the Spear and they lack the discernment to even understand the magnitude of the wisdom in my words. Despite being simple they actually contain endless profundity and variations.'

Bing Meilu waved her hands, a line of qi tugging Xi Fu's spear into her hands, leaving the man disarmed and bewildered.

"Do your best. I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. Now, Ji and the elemental cultivators come up."

The five remaining inner circle members stepped forward.

There was Slave Six, the head of the elemental four, an earth cultivator in the Eighth stage of Qi Condensation. He was followed by three seventh-stage cultivators, one practicing fire, one water, and one metal. Four of the five elements required for the Five Phases formation the group was attempting to master. They were followed by Private Ji, who was in the low fourth realm of Qi Condensation.

"I think I've managed to find a way to kill two dragons with one spear. Your four are looking for a wood cultivator, and Private Ji here needs to restart his cultivation."

Slave Six coughed into his palm with an awkward expression. He clearly did not like the idea of the fifth member of his group being the notorious idiot Private Ji.

"Actually Boss, Private Zhao and Private Li have expressed interest in joining up with us-"

"But neither of them agreed to join my inner circle, correct?"

The earth cultivator nodded, his thick black bead bobbing in the air.

"So it looks like the choice is clear," Bing Meilu said, turning to stare at Private Ji Hui. Through her spiritual sense, she could see his disgusting, ill-formed meridian system, an offence to the entire history of cultivation in the human race.

"Ji, I told you last week to cripple your own cultivation base and start over. Is there a reason you've yet to follow my orders?" the girl asked, narrowing her eyes frostily.

Private Ji bit his lip.

"If I really have to I will. I guess I just thought that maybe you could fix up my cultivation as you did for Li Ji. Spirit-Dog cultivation has always called to me, so I thought you might have a way to make it work. I suppose even a genius like you can't fix mistakes as bad as mine..." he sighed despondently.

Bing Meilu's eyebrow twitched. Can't? Of course, she could... She simply did not want to. Ji Hui becoming a wood cultivator would be very convenient for her. She'd already spent enough time babysitting the group of talentless mortals and she planned to break through to Foundation Establishment soon. If she had to find a suitable Wood Cultivator to join her inner circle, she'd have to waste even more time. Compared to wrangling his misshaped spirit dog cultivation manual, teaching him wood cultivation would be a better choice.

"Hah, what did you think Ji, that Boss would just magically snap her fingers and fix your fucked up cultivation base? She may be a genius but she's not a god!" The fire cultivator of the elemental four teased the younger boy.

Jiang Hu joined in on the teasing too, smirking viciously.

"Didn't I tell you, Ji? You should have just cultivated a normal method as I said. Even Bing Meilu can't make your stupid idea about using Spirit-Dog cultivation methods work."

With every comment, the young woman's expression grew more severe and emotionless. It would be very easy to just let it go and have her wood cultivator... But Bing Meilu was a former Paragon. She had to have a certain amount of self-respect... else what the hell did she cultivate for?

"There may be a way," Bing Meilu said face utterly expressionless. "But it'll be far weaker than Wood cultivation."

"Really? There's a way?" Private Ji gasped, mood lightening.

"I-I don't recommend it. Just think of how powerful you'll be if you enter a five-man formation? That will be a lot better than any kind of Beast-based cultivation."

"If there's any hope for my far-fetched idea to work, I must follow it. I swore an oath before heaven I would follow the path of the Spirit Dog as far as it could take me, until the very end!" Private Ji Hui said, fire blazing in his eyes.

'Oh my god...I forgot he was an idiot.'

"Fine... Slave six, go ask your potential wood cultivators if they are willing to join my inner circle." Bing Meilu sighed in exasperation.

The black-haired man nodded, running out to follow her orders. Bing Meilu looked over to Ji Hui, who stared at her with bright, excited eyes. Fine, might as well get this over with.

"The issue of your cultivation is... well everything. But the main issue is simply that you are attempting to fit a square peg into a round hole. The physique and nature of Spirit-dogs is completely different from your human biology. You don't even have the same meridian system. What you are doing is like trying to forge a sword using a recipe book on baking apple pies."

Private Ji nodded, seeming unbothered by her sharp assessment of his cultivation. She was unsure if he was simply unflappable or too stupid to understand why he should take offence. Bloodline feuds had been started over more flattering descriptions of a cultivator's invented method.

"The closest thing I can think of to your attempt- no even calling it that is a bit generous- your mistake, would be something like The Beast-Man Becoming Art, which is focused on overlaying spiritual beasts with one's metaphysical existence, or the Hundred Soul Imbiber's Cookbook, which is focused on devouring the beneficial aspects of various spirit beasts."

"The first sounds better to me," Private Ji coughed. "I have far too much respect for Spirit-Dogs to eat one. Spirit Dogs saved my father's life."

'Is that the source of his foolish obsession? I can't be bothered to care...'

"Either way your current meridian system is not recoverable. I'll show you how to gently disperse your cultivation base so you can start cultivating the Art..."

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Xi Fu stared at the ice. The ice stared back, mocking him. It had already been a week since he had been trapped here. He could not feel his feet, chilled as they were by the unmelting ice. He must have frostbite by now.

Sparks of energy seemed to dance at his fingertips, leaking into the air. It was no use. No matter how much he tried, his Spear Qi could simply not take proper shape without an actual spear to guide it. Instead, it harmlessly dispersed into the environment. As far as Xi Fu knew, it was not possible to manifest Weapon Qi without a weapon until Foundation Establishment.

'Am I really just going to be stuck here until Bing Meilu forgets about me and I starve to death?' the man complained, sighing. 'What the hell is even the point of this useless exercise? My cultivation speed was fine!'

Xi Fu was talented. He'd always known that. Whatever he tried always came easily and he'd never had to put much effort into his cultivation. Even after entering the Bird Talon Continent's foremost sect, he'd comfortably costed by on a few hours of practice a week. He spent the rest of the time playing around with pretty girls or folling around with his sworn brothers in the Crimson Dragon Faction.

'Time well spent!' he smirked.

But now he did wish he'd practiced a little harder in all that time. He had been stuck here for over a week and he was starving to get ravenous.

'Goddamn it, I'm supposed to be a genius, so why won't this fucking work!'

And so, for perhaps the first time in his life, Xi Fu was faced with a task he could not just pass with a halfhearted effort or a couple attempts. If he wanted to get out of this ice... he'd have to do something new.

He'd have to... try.

Days passed by without sleep. Xi Fu felt like he'd tried everything. Shaping his Qi into all sorts of formations and patterns and shapes, winding it into a rope, and altering it into different frequencies and wavelengths. In just a few days his understanding of his Spear Qi had advanced by leaps and bounds. And yet he was still infuriatingly unable to project it far from his body.

The unmelting ice stared back at him mockingly.

Xi Fu grit his teeth and kept drying, even as he grew hungrier and thirstier and drowsier. As his eyes and ears grew work, and his vision became hazy, he began to sense something.

It was not easy to describe with words. He had touched upon something metaphysical. Every time his qi uselessly diluted into the air, he gained a clearer and clearer picture of this thing. It was like trying to memorize a the shape of a painting by slapping it over and over from different angles.

Eventually, Xi Fu began to understand what it was though he could not adequately explain it.

"But- I can't use my Spear Qi without my spear? Not until Foundation Establishment will I have that level of regulation over my Qi."

"Nonsense. The core of Spear cultivation is the indomitable will to pierce everything. If the rules of cultivation are restraining you,
stab them."

Xi Fu's ninth-stage cultivation place shuddered. Every drop of liquid Qi that filled his Dantian, every wisp of gas in his meridians. For the first time in his whole life, Xi Fu put everything he had into a single attack. This was not like the countless probing blows he had used earlier-slapping a painting a million times to memorize the pattern-

This time he was filled with the indomitable intent to rip through everything before him, no matter what it took.

The Qi leapt from his hand, swirling and rippling with chaotic turbulence, swirls and whirlpools. What he was doing should be effectively impossible. Without a Foundation to regulate and stabilize his Qi, it should simply dissipate into the air.

Instead, it followed his Intent, like a loyal dog followed after a tossed ball. Where he willed, the Qi went. And he willed it down.

A hazy, invisible force ripped forward through the air, shuddering and tearing, as if the very atmosphere was trying to hold it back. A moment later the ground beneath his feet shattered and exploded. A ravine chaotically ripped across the ground as his haywire Spear Qi rocketed forward.

Looking down at the bloodied stumps where his feet used to be... only a single thought flitted across Xi Fu's mind.

'The Ice is gone... That's relieving.'

The cultivator slipped forward, falling unconscious, completely drained of Qi, dehydrated and exhausted.
 
Looking down at the bloodied stumps where his feet used to be... only a single thought flitted across Xi Fu's mind.

'The Ice is gone... That's relieving.'

The cultivator slipped forward, falling unconscious, completely drained of Qi, dehydrated and exhausted.
"Truely, did our Lord not say, 'If your eye offend you, stab that fucker with a rocket propelled bayonet!'"

"I'm pretty sure he did not say that"

"'And if your feet offend you, have a train run over your legs!'"

"Where exactly are you getting these from?"
 
Private Ji bit his lip.
"If I really have to I will. I guess I just thought that maybe you could fix up my cultivation as you did for Li Ji. Spirit-Dog cultivation has always called to me, so I thought you might have a way to make it work. I suppose even a genius like you can't fix mistakes as bad as mine..." he sighed despondently.
Is Private Ji really a master of reverse psychology?
 
"...Boss... this technique requires dragon blood?" Jiang Hu said in absolute confusion. "Where am I supposed to get that."

The girl stared back at him, mirroring his absolute confusion for a long moment.

"Where... Where do you think Dragon Blood comes from? Sheep?"

Jiang Hu's mouth rose and fell several times as if he could not find the words to speak.

"I mean to say- How am I supposed to afford it?"

"Afford it? Do you think I'm made of money? Why would we buy something that can be acquired for free?"

"Maam, are you suggesting... I kill a Dragon?"

"Well, what else would you do, marry one? Of course, you're supposed to kill it! How else do you suggest we get Dragon Blood, huh?"

"Ahem, I think what Jiang Hu means is... how exactly would he go about killing a dragon?" Li Ji stepped in, smiling awkwardly. "Surely you have profound wisdom that could enlighten him on the matter."

"Oh..." Bing Meilu nodded in realization. "I see. I always forget what is common knowledge on the continent. If you want to kill a dragon, you hit it with something heavy until it dies."
:D

Oh God this is just peak flight school memes.

With every comment, the young woman's expression grew more severe and emotionless. It would be very easy to just let it go and have her wood cultivator... But Bing Meilu was a former Paragon. She had to have a certain amount of self-respect... else what the hell did she cultivate for?

"There may be a way," Bing Meilu said face utterly expressionless. "But it'll be far weaker than Wood cultivation."
Aww crap.

'Oh my god...I forgot he was an idiot.'
This is admittedly a good line and has me in a rare position of genuinely sympathizing with Bing Meilu, even though as a rule one really, really shouldn't.

A hazy, invisible force ripped forward through the air, shuddering and tearing, as if the very atmosphere was trying to hold it back. A moment later the ground beneath his feet shattered and exploded. A ravine chaotically ripped across the ground as his haywire Spear Qi rocketed forward.

Looking down at the bloodied stumps where his feet used to be... only a single thought flitted across Xi Fu's mind.

'The Ice is gone... That's relieving.'

The cultivator slipped forward, falling unconscious, completely drained of Qi, dehydrated and exhausted.
Well, shit.

Is Private Ji really a master of reverse psychology?
It's his total, absolute command of Actually Giving A Shit About Anything Besides Cultivation Art.

It inflicts terrible confusion on an old monster like Bing Meilu. She can't handle it.
 
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Xia Xuefeng will be overjoyed to return and find that her master has taken on almost a dozen additional pupils, gifting each one with tailored cultivation methods that do not require them to eat people.

Overjoyed.
 
Chapter 34: Gathering
Transmigrated back into the body of her child self, can the mighty Celestial Bing Meilu survive in a Xianxia world all the while staving off the advances of arrogant young masters and wannabe protagonists alike?

Why is life so hard for the Icy Beauty?


Any corrections or criticisms are welcome, I hope you enjoy Chapter 34: Gathering

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Li Gongtian gasped and heaved as he slammed his hands forward, qi pouring out. Even at the sixth stage of Qi Condensation, The Manyhearts Shield Formation that Senior Zhang was instructing them in was extremely difficult for him to maintain.

A rock blitzed through the air, slamming into his stomach. For a single moment, a glowing golden barrier seemed to appear, keeping the rock at bay. Then, it immediately shattered.

"Try again." the gravelly voice man ordered.

To properly manifest the Manyhearts Sheilds required the ten BMFS cultivators to externalize and vibrate their Qi in sync. Even a slight deviation would cause destructive interference and destabilize the barrier. However, when it was properly active, it allowed them to automatically block nearly any attack by sharing Qi. That way no enemy could pick off weaker members one by one. They either all lived, or all died. It was an impressive formation, but Li Gongtian was keen enough to understand its obvious flaw.

It would only take one cowardly member deciding to run away and preserve their own life to destabilize the barrier and potentially screw over the rest.

"Hey, brother Gongtian!"

The man in question turned from his practice, seeing Daoist Earthheart running towards him, waving. The older expert's extremely long curly black beard bobbed as he ran. Gongtian silently disengaged from the drill, jogging to meet the man.

"Have you been considering my offer?" Earthheart asked brow furrowed, as they stood side by side. "The Boss has instructed me to find a wood cultivator very soon. If you don't agree now, I'll have to ask someone from outside the Faction."

Li nodded, biting his lip as he thought. It was an interesting offer. The Elemental Four were among the stronger members of the former Crimson Dragon Faction, and joining them could prove to be a boon. However, Li was not a Wood Cultivator. He was a River cultivator. Converting one's Qi and cultivation method to another one could be a disastrous process. If a mistake was made, best case scenario, he would disperse his cultivation base and become a mortal. Worst case he may have his meridians permanently crippled, or even die.

It was not as risky for him, however. According to the Five Phases, Water generated Wood. If Li converted the River Qi he had cultivated, according to the Churning River Diver's Wisdom, into Water Qi, and then to Wood Qi, as Daoist Eartheart had offered, he would likely only drop as far as the fourth stage of Qi Condensation. That was in fact the reason Daoist Eartheart had given him the offer.

"I'm not sure about it..." Li sighed. "I know that you'd treat me well if I became a member, but two whole stages-"

"If you join my Elemental Four, and become a member of Bing Meilu's inner circle... I can guarantee you that you will reach Foundation Establishment within the year!" The black-haired man interrupted.

"...What the hell do you mean by that?" Li asked, confused.

Was Daoist Earthheart pulling his leg? He had never associated the stoic and serious man with such pranks.

"Look, if you do not agree to join, I can't tell you anything. But... I swear on our decade together as members of the Crimson Dragon Faction, that I am not lying to you."

Losing two stages of hard-earned cultivation and giving his Essence blood to the vaguely suspicious Bing Meilu... It was a huge thing to ask. Li Gongtian was not very trusting, even of his old comrade... But that was a huge promise. Earthheart was not the kind of man to lie about something like that. It could just very well be worth it.

"Uh, fine. I-I'll do it!" he took the plunge.

---

After placing his Essence Blood into the chalice and swearing himself to Bing Meilu, Daoist Eatheart led Li Gongtian to a freshly built earthen chamber just outside the main base of the BMFS Faction. He opened the door, smiling as Li Gongtian gasped.

The younger sixth-stage cultivator stared down at the floor in complete marvel. Those incredible lines, the sheer complexity of the geometry...

"Eartheart... This has to be at least a Four Star Formation, maybe higher!"

"Bing Meilu called it 'The Five Bones Of the Origin God," The Daoist said, still smiling. "I hope you understand why I was so confident in my claim?"

The formation was the size of a large carpet, carved onto a stone foundation slab. Most of it was taken up by five symbols, one for each of the five phases, connected with geometric lines. Thousands of tiny symbols were carved around them in a bizarre script.

Wood generates Fire
Fire generates Earth
Earth generates Metal
Metal generates Water
Water generates Wood.

Li Gongtian studied the Wood aspect of the formation. A complex cultivation mnemonic was inscribed into it. He enhanced his eyes with Qi, unable to make out the tiny words with his unaided vision. Li Gongtian gulped. he could tell that what he was staring at was a cultivation method far more advanced than his current one. The first and most obvious clue was how it reached all the way to the transcending impurity realm, the fifth of the Qi Cultivation Realms.

He sat atop the Wood aspect of the formation and began to gently cultivate the new Wood method he had just read. The symbols for 'Water' and 'Wood' lit up, and he felt a gentle energy enter his Dantian, slowly aiding in the conversion of his Qi.

The Private had expected the process to take weeks of bitter cultivation and cause him to drop two or three stages of Qi Condensation. Instead, only an hour later, he stepped into the seventh stage of Qi Condensation, his aura bursting with the vibrant power of Wood Qi. Daoist Earthheart nodded silently in approval.

"Now that you have become a Wood cultivator, it's time you take on a Daoist name as a member of the Elemental Four- I Mean the Elemental Five."

The newly christened wood cultivation paused, conserving the Daoist names of his four compatriates. There was Daoist Earthheart, Daoist Flamesworn, Daoist Seagreen and Daoist Goldsnake.

"Then I think I will be... Daoist Broadforest," he replied.

It did not take long for the aforementioned cultivators to arrive. After some short congratulations, the five members sat down upon the formation and began to cultivate it in tandem. It would be a long time until they stood up again.

---

Bing Meilu sat upon a bed of ice, a serene, empty expression gracing her perfectly carved jade-like face. With how little she moved, and how free she seemed of imperfection, one would be hard-pressed to tell she was not an expensive porcelain doll, save for the subtle beating of her heart.

Around her a vortex of Qi swirled, so thick and condensed a blue glow visible even to the naked eye emanated from it. With her level of talent, she was more limited by the amount of Qi in the air than anything else. Still, she dared not use any pills or supplements. Pills produced by the unskilled alchemists of the lower stages of cultivation were filled with impurities and honestly more a hindrance than a help. Despite that roadblock... Bing Meilu smiled as she felt her entire meridian system shake and expand. A breakthrough!

Within each aperture of her seventy-two apertures was now a fully formed meridian system, each housing roughly the same amount of Qi as the average cultivator. This was proof that she had finally reached the peak of Qi Condensation, the tenth stage. If she wished, she could likely immediately take on the Foundation Establishment Tribulation and step into the Second of the Ten Mortal Realms.

However, now was not the time. She would need to temper herself further before she continued her cultivation further, lest she develop a weak foundation. Power needed to be used to be properly realized, after all. Bing Meilu stood, striding out of her sealed room and into her throne chamber.

"Oh, I forgot about you," she remarked.

Aiwa Satsushi, still covered in ice, glared at her with his crimson-red eyes. The serpent had been left alone, in a dark corner of her throneroom for nearly two weeks by now.

"Ready to give in?" she asked. "You may answer me."

'Eat a thousand horse phalluses you loose woman-' the snake immediately began upon being allowed to speak, only to freeze again as she removed his speaking permissions once more.

"You'll break eventually," she commented. "Until then, I have business to deal with. Perhaps I'll see you in a month."

The ice cultivator continued out of her throneroom, entering Li Ji's office. The Yin metal cultivator was in a meditative position eyes closed, as he slowly chanted the Manyfold Good Fortune Dao-Enshrining Scripture. Around him, nearly invisible lines of karmic wealth twisted and churned, carrying with them faint traces of the Yin-metal Qi the man needed for his cultivation. As opposed to Yang Metal, which was sword and spear and the harsh unyielding steel of the weapons of war, Yin Metal was the manifestation of gold and coins and jewelled necklaces. It was no wonder that the element was so common amongst merchants, traders, bankers and the like.

Based on the faint aura issuing from him, Li Ji had already stepped into the ninth stage of Qi Condensation in the time since she'd taught him the scripture. For the Bird Talon Continent, this was excellent progress. However, it slightly disappointed Bing Meilu. This was, after all, a sacred scripture of the merchants of the Immortal Worlds, said to be the fragment of the Gospel of an ancient God of Wealth. Was him breaking into Foundation Establishment not a valid expectation? It seemed that in the end, a mortal was a mortal no matter how mighty a technique was taught to them.

"Li ji," her authoritative voice broke the man out of his meditation. "Call a meeting of my faithful slaves. I have an important announcement."

She left without hearing his response. Li Ji was diligent and creative, and she felt little need to micromanage him. An hour later, she was standing in the field outside the faction headquarters, watching various members arrive.

Zhang stood in front of the nine members who has refused to join her inner circle. While their cultivation bases had not advanced, they had still clearly grown much stronger. She could sense the ever-present power of a Manyheart Sheild blossoming around them, and overall their auras were much sharper and more condensed, reflecting their increase in combat power. Weeks of harsh boot camp under a veteran core formation would do that to the degenerate layabout loan sharks of the former Crimson Dragon Faction.

Besides Li Ji, who sat patiently by her side, she could see Jiang Hu, whose transformation was far more noticeable. His Qi had been changed from that of a fiery flame cultivator to something far more bestial and mighty, yet still burning with flame. While still far from anything resembling an actual Drake, it was an impressive increase in strength.

The more noticeable change was in his physical form. His body cultivation had advanced from the third to the sixth stage of Lung Vitalization. Where once, he was covered in seemingly bronzed metallic skin, now his skin was a fleshy red, much more organic in nature that now writhed with moving patches of razor-sharp red scales that pushed in and out of his skin uncontrollably. He would need to correctly cultivate with Drake's blood to stabile his physical body.

Ji Hui arrived too. Despite Having completely restored his cultivation, he had already reached the fourth stage. He could sense two distinct auras, a human one, and one belonging to a Spiritual Beast, presumably a Spirit-Dog. This was an early manifestation of the Beast-Man Becoming Art.

'At least, his cultivation base is no longer disgustingly offensive to my eyes.' she sighed.

Then there was the Elemental Five. Their auras seemed completely united, Qi of the five phases continually cycling between them, even as they stood in a loose formation by Jiang Hu's side. The power that could be unleashed by four cooperative cultivators in a formation was already explosive, but with fifth members to complete the circuit, and a manual and formation as mighty as the Five Bones of the Origin God, their strength was exponentially higher, to the point they were likely invincible to anyone but a Peak Foundation Establishment enemy.

"Where is Xi Fu?" Bing Meilu asked Li Ji without turning her head.

"Um, he is in the Medicine Hall, your ladyship."

"...Why?"

"He-um, well, he blew off his feet during your test."

"I know, I heard him do so. Why is he not out of the Hall yet? It's been two weeks. I'm sure we can afford a regeneration pill."

"Actually, the healers are stumped. Apparently, there is an issue preventing them from simply using a normal regenerative method."

Bing Meilu frowned, already getting an inkling of what the issue may be. If it was what she thought...

"All of you stay here, I need to go check on Private Xi. I will be back with haste."

A flex of her incredible Qi pool was all it took for the icy cultivator to blur across the open field of 70th Port Snake towards her destination.
 
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...you know, considering his origins, I have to wonder if Aiwa Satsushi's insults are being translated and localised for Bing Meilu's benefit, or if he's gone really native.
 
...you know, considering his origins, I have to wonder if Aiwa Satsushi's insults are being translated and localised for Bing Meilu's benefit, or if he's gone really native.
She blocked him from using obscenities, so he has to use creative euphemisms. The original insult would have been something like "Go suck some fucking horse cocks you whore."
 
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