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A look at the new MLP MMO where we find out if Friendship is Optimal
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Hasbro just released the official My Little Pony MMO, with an A.I. Princess Celestia to run it.
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This Celestia is an all seeing eye who can create as many shards of reality as she wants and monitor them all simultaneously. So a different personality. Less warm, but also not overworked.
I was filling out this questionnaire under duress after my friend swore up and down that this MMO based on ponies was so awesome and amazing. I guess he had some weird stuff going on in his head too.
There were a lot of survey questions, ones David had never mentioned getting. I punched in the answers on the pony pad. The game would somehow put me in a Shard that matched up with my preferences and help create my character through these questions, it said.
It was weird not answering the usual stuff, like gender, race, class, and adjusting portraits. City of Heroes had endlessly fascinated me with all the character concepts you could make, adjusting the flexible character appearance system with all the superhero tropes, and mixing and matching. Plus the fun mix and match of primary and secondary powersets.
Not much to do once you hit max level but create another character. I'd made 40 or 50, most of them throwaways, but a few favorites that I played more. Sewer runs were the best part. A bunch of people who didn't know each other coming together to do a sewer run, was one of the best. Could never get a group to stick around much into King's Crossing though.
But I digress. The survey questions where all situations, asking what I would do. Would I do the really bold aggressive thing and take charge of a group to work towards a solution (no, unless it was some kind of school project type of thing). I like to just go along with the flow. Being a guy and having to take charge and ask someone out was very difficult for me. I'd been setup once, but it never worked out for me.
My "shameful" secret was playing a lot a female characters in MMOs. Maybe I wanted to be swept off my feet instead. But that was stupid and embarrassing, I know. I'm a dude, and this game sounds like one that's going to keep me as a dude, or ponydude.
My mind was wandering as I finished filled out all 20 detailed, complex questions.
The Ponypad went straight from a survey page with a blue background to a natural vista of hills, trees, white clouds in the sky, and a road leading to Canterlot, which was supposed to be where we are assigned a name by the supposedly smart AI.
Smart AI is relative, I thought, I'll get some kind of stupid random name, most likely. Anyone can make a name generator from a corpus.
From what little David told me about this "pony-verse", I realize the system had somehow created me as a female Pegasus.
I immediately experimented with flying. I had to tap one of the buttons on the pony pad to flutter up higher, and move the analog stick to move forward. I treated it like flying in City of Heroes, but it was so much better!
I even forgot about going to Canterlot right away, I flew up towards the clouds, and whooped down just above the trees. I even forgot to flutter once and mashed into a tree.
After a moment when stars flickered around me on the pad, I was able to get back up, and this time I headed towards Canterlot in the air. The sights on the ground were beautiful, but I was paying more attention to how cool the clouds were in this game, and the subtle feedback of going through clouds through the ponypad.
I actually saw some other Pegasi "mares" (that's the word) flying nearby. I tried to wave, but I wasn't sure how exactly to do that. Finally, after doing several amazing spins and rotations, I found the wave combo. They waved back and approached in the air as I was heading to Canterlot.
"I'm White Cloud," said one. "These are my friends: Thunder Daze and Sky Hop!"
"Hi!"
David told me I had to use the voice chat in this game. But oddly, my voice came out different than I spoke it. In the MMO, I heard myself in a mare's voice, even though I obviously had a guy's tenor voice in real life. Weird. What, was that a soprano voice they'd dubbed in for me.
I should try singing later and see how that translated.
"Hey what's your name?" Sky Hop asked. She was sky blue with other colors that looked like the sky during a sunrise or sunset.
I almost said my real life name, but I stopped my self. "I don't have one yet! I'm headed to Canterlot to get one, but I could just fly all day."
Recognizing the moves I had discovered by mashing keys, I spun my pegasi clockwise all the way around and then descended, diving forward and down towards the road. The three pegasi followed me.
"Try to keep up with us!" Thunder Daze said, as she shot above a cloud, and then made the cloud shoot out a lightning bolt towards the ground.
I watched the flash of lighting, it was impressive, but it didn't even affect the clay bricks that made up the road. The dirt nearby was marred however.
I swooped and rushed forward just a few feet above the road, but then I saw a unicorn stallion on the road, and had to tap the flutter button like mad to not run into him. I ended up leaping just over the unicorn and continuing on my way. Ooops, I should have stopped to say something, but I guess it was just an NPC, or maybe not?
The others were giggling as they swept past me.
"You almost ran into that stallion! Come on, let's work on your clumsiness!"
"She's almost to Canterlot. Head up to the clouds new one! Or you'll bonk into the townspeople!"
I fluttered my way up into the sky, watching the more experienced flyers leave me in the dust. "Hopefully I'll run into you again!"
"Of course," Sky Hop said.
They laughed as they flew off in a gracefully arcing curve to my left.
I hopped and fluttered from rooftop to rooftop towards the castle where Celestia was, finally landing with a nice fluttery smooth stop.
It was weird walking again after all the flying. I made my Unnamed Pegasi hop, hop, hop every few steps as I climbed the steps into the castle. Suddenly I was in the throne room before I should have logically made it there. Weird.
I stepped into Celestia's domain.
"Looking for your name?" Celestia asked.
I nodded.
"I can tell that you are interested in a lot of things. You'll find your apartment at Hobby Bluffs. You'll find that there are things to do every day. Check out the Odds and Ends shop."
"Ok thanks! Um, what should my name be?"I asked.
"I dub thee: Blue Yonder."
"Otherwise known as Wild?" I opined.
My cutie mark was a pair of Pegasus wings
"You like to explore, whether it be flying through the sky or trying new things. Remember Blue Yonder, if you ever have any questions or need help, you can find me here!"
"Where can I find Hobby Bluffs?" I asked, wondering if she would just give me a quick way there.
"Fly north, and ask for directions if you need help."
I smiled in the pony sort of way. "OK, thanks!"
Running down the steps, I launched into the air as I hopped the last one, soaring through the doorway and out into the sky.
It started to rain as I zipped away from Canterlot, but it was actually fun to feel and touch wet clouds and rain drops, and the charge of a thunderstorm not yet ready to zap.
After a few minutes in the rain, I rose above the clouds and watched the sun and the carpet of clouds below me. I could have missed Hobby Bluffs for sure, but I figured they were still further north.
I didn't have much time left, so I ended my session reluctantly. As stupid as the game had sounded, the flying was very neat. The tactile feedback in the pony pad almost made me think I was there in the clouds.
~
Saber Artist could have moved to Canterlot or another city that needed a city guard after his pa said he was ready. But, even though he came from a family of guard ponies, his aunt had gone off and settled in the small village of Hobby Bluffs.
His aunt Heart Warden had said she needed an extra hand to help with the rash of recent incidents in town. So he went up north to help her. And everypony in town was friendly. They all invited him to the village's local activities, so he went and participated when he wasn't being sheriff or sleeping the day away.
His aunt Heart Warden had been the only guardspony in town, so his role was to take the night shift, and keep an eye around the village, patrol the bounds mostly. The residents were no problem, it was actually animals, and possibly a worrying mystery (or maybe nothing).
It had been a month and a half, and he missed his Ma and Pa, so he made the trip back to the Guardpony Training Center and nearby Shield Bay, where his Ma and Pa lived. It had been a nice week catching up with them, but they were both wondering when he was going to settle down with a nice mare. Auntie Heart tried to set him up before, but they weren't right.
Saber knew when the right mare came along, he would know.
So he was on his way to get a teleport from Celestia back to Hobby Bluffs
Three other pegasi mares were flying around giggling when a fourth came flying low. He tried to get out of the way, and watched as she barely managed to make it over his head.
She didn't have a cutie mark, he noticed as she rushed away towards town.
So it was surprising to him, when a while later, as he was about to enter the castle to see Celestia, the same mare came darting out, and flew off in front of him again.
Her flying wasn't yet graceful, like she was still learning, but Pegasi learned these things so young. It was mystifying, and it seemed she was so excited to fly, yet obviously not a filly.
He was both confused and enchanted by the mystery pony.
He went in to see Celestia still thinking about her. Most likely she was off to her own village, and they wouldn't run into each other. But then again Princess Celestia had her ways and fateful encounters tended to come up again.
"Saber Artist, how was your family trip?" Celestia asked.
"Wonderful," he said. "It was a nice chance to go see how the new guardponys were doing too. And just spending time with Ma and Pa, and my cousins."
"I know it's big news when someone new shows up in your village, so I wanted to let you know first that there will be a new face. I would like to see all of you show your big welcome to Blue Yonder. She is a special visitor. That means she isn't always herself, if she seems non-responsive to anyone, it's best to leave her be until she comes to. Ask your Auntie, but I think it would be good for you to keep an eye on her and be a protector when she isn't 'responsive'."
"I know the city guard ponys have had some visitors in their guard troops, some of them have been rather loud and kinda aggressive, from the reports I hear. Will she fit it with Hobby Bluffs?" he said. He'd heard about the amazingly talented and powerful visitor-guardponies in Canterlot, but also heard about their oddities.
"Blue Yonder is much more of a curious sort of visitor. She loves to try new things, and is especially liking flying right now. You know how your neighbors love to try a new hobby, and have their block parties, or host game parties in their homes, Blue Yonder will fit in great! And actually, you've already run into her before. She just came to see me before you did. She's blue with a darker blue mane."
He wondered why Blue Yonder would leave Celestia without getting sent to Hobby Bluffs by her.
Celestial knew his thoughts.
"Blue Yonder wanted to fly her way up to the bluffs. Good for practice and enjoying her soaring."
"I should let the ponies on the outskirts of the village know, in case they find her lost," he said.
"I'll let you be on your way then," Celestia said with her princessly smile.
The doorway led straight into the Hobby Bluff's sheriff's office instead of back to Canterlot, due to the Princess' magic.
Auntie Heart Warden was sitting at a desk, going through their afternoon detective work. Normally there wasn't any of that to do, but with the animals let loose by who knows who and the mysterious string of thefts on farms around the village, there was.
"Nephew, you're back!" Heart Warden said. "Come here, this deserves a hug."
They hugged, and then he told his aunt about the trip, and about the newcomer Blue Yonder.
"I'm sure she'll be very nice and friendly. If Princess Celestia says she fits in, I can't doubt her," his aunt said.
He remembered how there has been unoccupied apartments in the top few levels of the big apartment complex in the village. He wondered why the little village needed a big apartment block, but all of the unmarried ponies in town lived in the apartment block.
Saber Artist had a nice apartment on the third floor, with plenty of room occupied with displaying and practicing with his sabers. Half of the apartment was taken by his dojo, and he trained curious village ponies from time to time, if they wanted to learn about sword arts. It was one of the ways he earned bits, in addition to working on cases and rounding up troublesome animals.
There were some pot-bellied pigs making trouble south of town last month. They even guzzled all of Maple Candy's syrup.
"Well I'm glad you're back, I'd love to have your eyes on this case again. I'm going to get a quick nap in and then go to Silver Shoe's game night."
"Ok Auntie, I'll let everyone know when Blue Yonder shows up in town, and let me know if you see her first."
"I'll be sure too."
He sat down at the desk. Thinking about sweets made him look for some in the drawer where Heart Warden put them. Maple Candies too. There were only three left. He took one of the shamrock mints instead.
Maple Candy was gathering her maple syrup from the Maple trees now, so she should have a new stock of candies soon! Sure it was the peak of summer time, but a little magic made it possible to gathering the sap any time of year.
Hobby Bluffs had a lot of Earth ponies, with only a few unicorns and Pegasi. He was sure the locals would appreciate another Pegasus in their community.
He thought about Blue Yonder, what was she really like, when she wasn't zipping past.
~
I logged into the game after a long Tuesday. As a second year grad student, I taught two College Algebra classes and a Trigonometry class on Tuesdays. Then I had two hours of office time to prepare or grade, or work on my own homework and research.
It was the same every week focusing on teaching the same basic topics, and the class I was taking was focused on a very proof heavy study of functional analysis.
It was with a happy sigh that I sat down at 8, with a slice of pizza and a pony pad. Logging on, I remembered I was in the middle of who knows where, flying towards Hobby Bluffs.
I got acquainted with north pretty quickly, and started heading that way again. I enjoyed it a lot yesterday, and it was still fun today, but after an hour of flying, I was ready to do something else. Why so much distance to my new village?
Finally, I peaked down out of the clouds in hope, and I saw neat rows of trees about 10 feet tall each, with an elaborate series of fences and field access roads to get out to the fields, and pathways leading to sheds and storage buildings and finally a single two story home.
Having got a better sense of how to fly and land (the flutter button's sensor registers soft presses), I eased my way to the ground outside of the orchard's house.
Was it forward to ask for directions of a stranger? It was just a video game, but then again, the ponies seemed so real.
The air was cool and crisp, the clouds kept it from being too hot. Sunset must be coming in a couple hours. The orchard looked gorgeous, I found myself wanted to take a picture. There was no print screen button on the pony pad.
I decided to go for it, pushing the knocker against the house's main doorway.
"Just a minute, just a minute. Is that you Butterscotch Pudding?" a mare said from somewhere inside the door.
I heard a latch and a deadbolt releasing. I didn't know how to respond.
"Hmm I only installed these locks cause Saber Artist told me there's been some dangerous things out on the edge of town," the mare said, speaking mostly to herself.
The mare opened the door, and I didn't say anything. She was taken back a moment too.
"Ooh", she said, smiling and yet surprised. Her voice and demeanor reminded me a grandmotherly sort of pony. "Oh hi! It's not so often we have visitors out here at Chicken Nugget Orchard. Please, come on in!"
"Hi!" I said, "I'm so sorry, I got lost, and then I descended from above the clouds, and I saw your orchard, so I figured I would ask for directions."
The grandmotherly mare interrupted, "Well of course, but there's a big haul of nuggets this week, lets dig into a few before you go, huh?"
"Where do you keep all your chickens?" I asked
"Well we keep the nuggets on the trees until they're ready to be picked, of course! And then put them in a bushel basket, clean em right up, and then they go into our big freezer. Come on in!"
So I boggled, confused, as I followed the brown earth pony with a golden mane.
The house was simple but classic, glossy wood floors and pine cabinets with chicken nugget charms on the handles.
"Just a moment dear," the pony said, and went out the back, as I sat down at the oval dinner table which was in the middle of the kitchen.
She came back with a baggy that looked exactly like chicken nuggets to me. They looked like the Tyson ones I had in my freezer.
"How do you prepare yours?" I asked.
"We've got Nuggeterators, if you end up liking these you can buy some at the farmer's market from us. Its an invention of Gold Nugget, my husband."
It was a machine with a wire mesh net which submerged into an oil basin like a fryer, but she pressed it down like it was spring loaded, and seconds later released, and the uncooked nuggets were suddenly perfectly well done.
"We've got Granny Apple's cider or Just a Peach's juice, which would you prefer?" she said, practically glowing with joy at having a guest.
"Thank you so much! Um, maybe Just a Peach's juice?" I answered.
The pony put the chicken nuggets in the middle of the table on a gold filigreed plate. It must have been an expensive plate, as it shined brightly.
My hostess pulled out a pitcher of the juice, and poured them both cups. The cups had ponies on them striking poses, but I wasn't sure who they were.
Finally my host sat down with me.
I hesitated until she said, "Dig in!"
My pony's mouth was full of a nugget when her first question came.
"Might I ask where you're from, and your name missy?" the pony asked.
I made sure Blue Yonder's mouth was not chewing before I answered.
"I'm Blue Yonder. I'm not really sure where I'm from. I just got my pony name yesterday!"
"Well, not only a traveler in these parts but a Visitor too? Would you be looking for Hobby Bluffs?"
I took a sip of the apple-peach juice, and said, "How did you know? Yeah I'm looking for Hobby Bluffs apartments. Princess Celestia told me to fly north and I would find it. I'm moving into town."
"A new resident! Wonderful!" the pony said sashaying and flipping her cup up into the air.
"Can I know your name, fair matron?" I asked.
"Oh, of course. I get forgetful. I was just practicing for tomorrow's Hobby Bluffs hobbython, It's got me loopy! As I said, my husband's Gold Nugget, and I'm Apple Nugget, Blossom's my maiden name. I took the nugget family name when I married the old miner. Convinced him to get out of the mining business and move here."
"Oh hi, nice to meet you!" I said.
"Eat your nuggets! They're healthy and right off the tree fresh!"
I settled down to eat some chicken nuggets and drink some juice.
Apple Nugget ate some herself. "Sorry I got so excited sugar. It's just not often.."
"No one comes out this way?" I asked.
Another knock came on the door.
"She does," Nugget Blossom said, pointing to the door. "Just a minute, let me get that."
Butterscotch Pudding waved slightly, as they both came back to the kitchen. She looked like butterscotch in a pony form. Was everyone's name so odd?
"Butterscotch runs a sweets shop in town. She's been helping me harvest while Gold Nugget is out of town."
"And I like to stop in anyway," she said. Her body was the color of butterscotch, she was an earth pony with short brunette hair. "Can you believe we have three sweet shops in town and we are all doing well?"
"I'm Blue Yonder, just arrived in these parts."
"There's plenty more nuggets, 'Scotch, to pick and to eat," Nugget Blossom said, smiling.
'Scotch sat down and grabbed two nuggets, stuffing her pony mouth full.
"She had to run into town to make another batch of butterscotch hard candies. Morning and Night she's been picking with me. You can help too, if you want."
Swallowing hard, 'Scotch said, "It'll be great to have a pegasus helping. You can get the high ones without shaking them off. The main thing to be sure of, is that they are fully ripe. The unripe ones are not yet fuzzy, they are more smooth."
"Let's make sure Blue Yonder wants to help before we offer a million suggestions and rules. If you're tired, you can crash in the Butterfly Room."
"I'm up for it," I said. I could play for another hour or so without getting too tired. My first class tomorrow was College Algebra at 11.
We finished off the nuggets, cleaned up the table and headed out to the orchard with bushel baskets in tow.
The Nugget family had a little zippy go cart which Butterscotch and Nugget Blossom climbed into. I put my bushel basket in the back of the cart with the others, and fluttered along flying above the cart.
I had something to do, a reason to control my flying again. It made it fun again as we collected the ripe nuggets. Surprisingly, 'Scotch caught me about to pick unripe nuggets three times. She seemed to know a lot about the trees.
The job seemed to go fast as we zipped around laughing and working away.
Finally, we were back in the kitchen, having a nice glass of wine from the local vineyard.
"How long does it take you to get back to town from here?" I asked 'Scotch.
"I've been borrowing dear Nugget's cart, and it only takes 10 minutes that way."
"Of course you can stay here or head into town if you have a place to go, dear," Nugget Blossom said.
"I'd love to come back and help with the harvesting again. Let me know when you could use me," I said.
"I will for sure. You sure make a fine guest."
"You make the best hostess, Mrs Nugget."
"There's a lot of wonderful farmers and craftsponies and all sort of ponies around Hobby Bluffs. But Mrs. Nugget is my favorite for sure," Butterscotch Pudding said.
"I'd like to get back tonight, Princess Celestia already arranged me to have an apartment in the village. I'll for sure see you again soon, Mrs. Nugget."
"You will! The Hobbython is tommorrow, and I'll be coming into the village for it," Mrs. Nugget said.
it was a local annual festival, perhaps? "How many years of Hobbython have there been?"
"Oh hon, we have hobbython every week. It's always a new hobby at someone's house, and most everyone in town checks it out.."
"Oh wow, that's amazing. Well I'll see you tomorrow then."
"You'll be the big star of the Hobbython, just coming into town and all," Butterscotch Pudding said.
"Get a good night sleep, hon. And be well, puddin'," Mrs. Nugget said from the doorway as they left the house.
"Come on, I'll give you a ride in the cart," Butterscotch said.
~
Butterscotch took me right to the Hobby Bluffs apartments after we left Mrs. Nugget's place.
"Let me know what you end up getting into," Butterscotch said. "Maybe you could be a map maker, help find more locations for orchards and shops around the edges of town? I don't know. I'd like to trade and we can help each other," she said.
With that, the Earth pony waved, and I flung myself off of the cart, doing a little loop de loop which descended right into the entryway of the apartment complex.
Butterscotch puttered off in the cart, and I took in the big entryway / mailroom of the apartments.
There were at least 50 little mailboxes, and a big box that had a hand drawn note: "Overstuffed". With the cutie mark of a stamp pressed against the little square note attached to it.
There was a tack board on the opposite wall.
The biggest thing tacked to the board was the Hobbython details.
HOBBYTHON - Hobby Bluffs own tradition.
Late Summer schedule
Late Summer week 1 - Butterscotch Candy Store (Upstairs) : Candy making & Word Puzzles
(written below: a brief note: "Quizzly was right, that last one was hard.")
Late Summer week 2 - Knicknack Oddities Store (Basement) : Toy making & Hobbython Settlers
(written below was a note: Went great! I made a barking dog toy!")
Late Summer week 3 - Sweetmuffin's Bakery (Dining Area) : Baking Ideas & Indoor ball games
Late Summer week 4 - Just a Peach's Orchard (Picnic Area) : Gardening & Orchards & Sodaglug's new Capture the Flag variant.
From the notes I guessed tomorrow was the bakery.
Just for fun (and because some games sent you mail at the beginning), I checked my mailbox, number #27.
The box was full of letters, and a key which had "Oversized" written on it. I decided to wait for the oversized until tomorrow. I was getting tired already.
I grabbed the letters and headed upstairs and down the hall to apartment #27. It was a studio apartment, snug but not so tiny that I couldn't have guests.
It had blue shades decorated like the sky with white clouds interspersed. The shades were closed on the large glass slider door which lead out to a balcony.
The balcony had a pony friendly chair and plenty of area for me to fly off and land. The railing was only three feet high, and perhaps might make some earth ponies nervous.
I walked back into the studio, closing the sliding door but pulling the shades open.
It was a pretty good view for the middle of an apartment complex. I could see the back of the Hopricot Brewery (Hopricot: Mr. Hoppy and Mrs. Apricot's own concoctions.)
There were a few empty Kegs, but the back area was shockingly clean for a brewery. I had worked in a craft brewery and restaurants during my 4 years at the University of Colorado. Without an exception the areas that were not public were a mess. No one had time or desire to thoroughly clean the area near the dumpster, but Hopricot's overly small dumpster was polished and closed, and no offensive odors had wafted their way over.
I pondered for a moment, if Butterscotch had helped make a Butterscotch flavored beer. Weird, but I was curious.
The physical me was tired. Blue Yonder was a mare with a desire to explore. I succumbed to my Grad Student desire to sleep whenever possible.
~
I had rushed home, leaving half graded papers on the kitchen island as I went into my bedroom and picked up the ponypad, and entered Blue Yonder's apartment.
The shades were closed again, though I had not closed them. Like before, I quickly forgot grad student me and became a curious mare again.
It was only a half hour before Hobbython, I realized when I picked up the invitation that slipped under my door.
Being a studio, the bed was just tucked into a corner, slightly isolated with a jutted out section of wall.
My letters were still sitting unopened on the counter, but I read the invite first.
Dear Ms. Yonder,
No invitation is required, but I thought I should specifically invite you to tonight's Hobbython. I understand that as a visitor, you may be extra sleepy at times, so I just wanted to remind you the Hobbython stars in 28 minutes (I put a little spell on the letter so it shows you how long you have to wait.)
Cheery Tinsel, your new neighhhbor.
PS. It's at Sweetmuffin's Bakery, downtown Hobby Bluffs.
I somehow brushed my mane in record time and flew off from the balcony. I would have been lost flying around the downtown area without the sight of three ponies waving their hoofs at me.
I circled and swooped back around and came in for an flashy landing right in front of the bakery.
"Welcome new neighbor!" said the first pony, a unicorn with silver wobbly lines for a cutie mark said. "I'm Cheery Tinsel, this is Songbird Scroll, and Saber Artist here says he met you outside Canterlot."
"Blue Yonder," I responded.
Songbird was a Pegasus like me, Tinsel was a unicorn and Saber Artist, of course, an earth pony.
"This calls for a celebration!" said Cheery Tinsel and as she took a breath, Songbird Scroll interrupted, "Uhh, Hobbython is starting. Afterward you can Tinsel it up."
"Hmmph, alright. Come on Blue Yonder, Hobbython is starting."
The bakery had a large dining area as they entered. The warmth of baking bread and the wafting smell of sticky buns assaulted his senses.
From the name and the amount of celebration over it, I thought Hobbython would be big on ceremony. But it was more like a gathering at a civic center. The ponies were sitting on pony friendly chairs arranged in a moon like arc, all pointing towards a central spot where another pony was waiting.
"Looks like everypony is here. Glad you all made it. So, um, Hobbython, Late Summer week 3. I'm your hostess Frosting Sweetmuffin, baker and jolly pony of the community. I know most of you, of course, but we have a new pony here so I thought I'd make an introduction. For the Hostess event, I will be showing you how to make your own bakery confection.
"Whether it's bread, muffins (my favorite), cherry turnovers or creme-filled long-johns, I'll help you prepare and bake your confection. For the less craftsy pony, we have a game room filled with several whimsical game ideas using balls.
"From dodgeball to rainbow sparkle hot potato there's a lot of hobby fun. And there's always impromptu connections, food, friendship and fun!"
Saber Artist (with his saber on a canvas cutie-mark), spoke up, "Anyone interested in some funny games with bouncing balls of all sizes, follow me upstairs."
"Follow me if you want to bake something of your own," said Frosting Sweetmuffin.
Others stuck around at the dining room, congregating over their favorite topics and eating delicious bread, turnovers and tarts.
"We're going to follow Saber," Tinsel said and Scroll nodded.
I followed Tinsel and Scroll, who were following Saber Artist with a few other ponies. They climbed up a spiral of steps to Sweetmuffin's home, which had a sign saying, "Hobbythoners Welcome! Come on in!"
"This was Frosting's guest bedroom yesterday. The largest room in the loft, of course. All the bedrooms gone, and Hobbython here," said Tinsel.
Saber Artist spoke up, as he looked down at the multi-colored beach ball bumping against his leg.
"Let's all introduce ourselves in the Hobbython style, for our new neighbor. I'm Saber Artist, an artistic minded policeman from a family of guard ponies in Shield Bay. I teach sword based martial arts on the side, and sometimes MC Hobbython activities like this one."
"I'm Carmel Apple, Granny Apple's eldest grand-daughter. Normally I love new craftsy stuff, but I needed a break from all the time I've spent making my new apple bounce. I like to play the flute too."
Carmel Apple was an earthpony with an apple on a stick as her cutie mark.
"I'm Captain Rose, I'm Princess Celestia's military attache to Hobby Bluffs. While Saber Artist walks the near path, keeping an eye on lost travelers and miscreants alike, I scout out the wider reaches around Hobby Bluffs, between us and our neighboring villages to the east, northwest hills and southwest plains. I watch for threats against Equestria as a whole.
"Prompt reaction to a threat occurring in one place, before it has a chance to spread, is a key part of us Bounders, we are extra eyes for Celestia to see who may be disrupting our peaceful kingdom. Oh and I ramble I guess. Um, I make weapons, just for fun and target practice. Ms. Doodle keeps reminding me to give them the humor they need. I don't want Celestia to ask me to stop because I'm terrifying the people of Hobby Bluffs. My latest one shoots sparkles."
"I'm Songbird Scroll. I come from a family of unicorns who focus on magic and sometimes music, but I wanted to fly, so I got Celestia to change me to a Pegasus. I kept the Scroll family name, but I'm Songbird now. I give singing lessons, and advanced flying lessons too, and still use the family scrolls, though now its for transcribing my favorite songs."
Songbird winked as she ended her intro.
"I'm Cheery Tinsel. I love making tinsel, streamers, any kind of celebratory decoration that moves. I'm the town cheerpony, self-declared of course, I like to cheer up anypony that's having a bad day. I also enjoy greeting anyone new moving into the Hobby Bluff apartments."
Cheery smiled.
They all turned to me now.
"Uh. Hi! I'm Blue Yonder, I'm visiting Hobby Bluffs, hopefully staying here for good. I love to fly, but I'm still learning my skills. I don't know what sort of hobby I'll find here, but I'm willing to try it all, because I love to explore, new places and new ideas."
"Hi Blue!" they all said. "We'll find your Hobby, I promise," Cheery assured.
"OK, well for Blue Yonder's benefit, I'll go over the game. This is kinda chaotic, and off we go, improv ball games. You do something, and you tell others what you're doing. One word only!"
They backed up to give more room between everyone, balls gonging, and tinking around.
Cheery picked up a big red and white beach ball and kicked it up with a hoof. "Potato!"
It bashed me right in the snout, ricocheting back towards Cheery, who pushed it over to Songbird.
At the same time Saber Artist tossed a small heavier ball into the air. "Float!"
He juggled the ball with his whole body, leaping up into the air off of his hind legs.
I got into the fun, after tossing back the Potato ball and tapping the Float ball back into the air with the top of my mane, I rolled the heavy ball, which landed with a thunk.
I froze: "Pin!" I said. Wasn't sure if pinball was counted as one word.
The others got it, and rousing game of pony pinball got going, while other balls flew through the air. Each pony was a flipper, and I was the last flipper before the heavy ball rolled out the door.
I was getting used to being a pony, as a I laid down on my side and used my whole back as the flipper. It was silly.
"Usually the group finds the game they like and we meld into playing that. We haven't played pinball, well since last year, Cheery?"
"Mudwinter last year. Week 1," she said as she slid on the floor as a flipper.
"What kind of Seasons do you have around here," I asked as I prevented the ball from rolling out the door again.
"Same seasons as everywhere else," said Carmel Apple. "But oh, I guess you are a visitor, so I'll tell you. There's Early Summer and Midsummer and Late Summer. Harvest Fall and Spooky Fall and Thankful Fall. Holly Winter, and Midwinter and Mudwinter. Lastly there's Springfrost, Rainy Spring and Flower Spring"
"Jump", said Captain Rose. The Stallion launched one of the softer balls into the air and leapt up at the ball in mid air, hitting it.
They all started hopping like a bunch of fools.
I started flying, running into balls. Songbird Scroll ran into some more of them, and then Saber Artist drew out a soft plastic sword (from who knows where), batting the balls around by directing the hilt which was between his teeth.
In mid sword swipe, I collided into the same ball Saber Artist was hitting and tumbled a few feet to the ground, sliding towards the stallion on my back.
"Oops," said Saber Artist.
"We need big puffy bats too," I said, getting into the fun as I spun around onto my four legs.
"Bop" said Cheery and everyone threw balls at each other until they were worn out.
"Is this what Hobbython is like every week?" I asked.
"There's crafts, puzzlers and board game fanatics, cooking competitions and wacky games like these, and even some sports-fanatics. We do one Hobbython a month outside, usually at one of the farms. Let's get some of those baked goods, maybe we can even try what our fellow Hobbyists have made," said Saber Artist.
They picked up the balls and put them all in a great big bin, which they left in the room. Saber Artist said, "Ms. Sweetmuffin insisted we don't have to worry about returning these, she'll get them to Knicknack tommorrow. He's just down the street."
When they got back downstairs, a few tables were filled with ponies talking excitedly, some playing cards or board games, and others trying baked goods.
There were a few bigger tables, and they grabbed one themselves. Frosting Sweetmuffin was busy teaching the craftsy ponys how to make baked goods of their own, so Cheery promised to go get some sweets for the group. Songbird insisted on going with her.
"Cheery would bring just the sweetest stuff. I know Saber likes the more subtle flavors, and what about Blue?" Songbird said.
They came back with a collection of breads, donuts and the proprietor's special, muffins with hand applied frosting on them. The muffin frosting spelled out Hobbython in tiny letters.
Turned out, I liked sweet stuff, but the most over-sweet stuff was only loved by Cheery. I wasn't into the nutty flavors that Saber liked, but I appreciated that he had a connoisseur's taste. He chose the walnut bread with only the lightest hint of sweet coating.
Songbird liked fruit flavors, especially the cherry turnover. Captain Rose liked the sweet breads and Carmel Apple liked pastries with a cream or fruit filling, something that went with something else. Which made a lot of sense, because she made apples with other flavors added.
I didn't recognize a lot of the group's jokes, but neither did I feel excluded.
"How much have you explored so far," Saber Artist asked.
"Well it was a bit cloudy when I flew from Canterlot. I loved flying above the clouds but I wasn't sure where I was until I descended and spotted Chicken Nugget Orchard. I met Mrs. Nugget and Butterscotch. And I helped out on the farm. They needed some Pegasi help. Then Butterscotch drove me into town on the Orchard's cart. That was last night."
"You slept all day?" Cheery asked, and Songbird tried to whisper, "don't ask that."
"I love to fly, but flying that far wore me out," I said.
"Well once you get settled in, go to Mayor Hobbypony and register. I know you've been set up with an apartment, but the Mayor will help you to find what you'd like to do around town. A lot of cooperative work with the people of Hobby Bluffs is listed on the board in the Mayor's office," Songbird Scroll said.
"I know I could use a Pegasi from the sky to scout the bounds of Hobby Bluff. There's a lot of behavioral observation I do on foot, but after some training you might be able to help with that, if you find it interesting, Blue," Captain said.
"I'm sure the PD could use a set of Sky Eyes too," Saber Artist said.
"Well I know Butterscotch and Mrs. Nugget appreciated my help picking the nuggets high up on the trees. I'd like to help them during harvest, but both of your ideas are interesting. Maybe I should stop by the Mayor's office first just to make it official." I said.
"Don't let go of your own special dream," Carmel Apple said. "We love helping out around here, but we all have our passion projects! I help out with mom and dad's orchard all the time, but I still love making my favorite apple concoctions as much as I can."
I said, "I don't know exactly what my dream is, but I'm going to chase it!"
It was a good fun afternoon, but it was time to head home, I'd go to the Mayor's office tommorrow and spend some time noodling with ideas of what I wanted to do."
I said my goodbyes, promised Saber Artist and Captain Rose I'd work with some on a collab or two, and returned to the apartment complex.
I enjoyed my social time, feeling part of a group that was interested in me, even if I wasn't one of them quite yet. But my favorite thing still had to be flying, so I leapt off of my balcony, and flew around town, practicing climbing high into the sky, dive bombing towards the park in the center of town, stumbling and falling as I made a clumsy landing, swooping and spinning, and I made a long slow loop around the outskirts of town, finding nothing but beautiful farms, craftspony's workshops and nature in impossible cleanliness and perfection.
It was late both in Hobby Bluffs and in real life, when I landed back on my balcony.
~
That mare sure loved to fly.
He didn't intentionally trot out to his balcony, he said to himself that it was to practice his saber stances, but every time Blue Yonder came roaring out of a puff of white clouds, or came around the corner of a building, he watched her fly.
She was new to it, but practically glowing as she tried every trick in the book and outside it. A crash was just another chance to get up and try again.
It would be neat if Blue Yonder was interested in fencing sabers. She had the same passion for flying that he had for martial arts. Tomorrow he was going to be at the PD in the morning. He enjoyed that too and it was helpful for the ponies of Hobby Bluff. But his favorite was sabers.
He pranced back into his apartment, which was set up with a padded dojo in the living room and a separate bedroom.
He thought it would be awkward to sword fight when he first heard about it as a child, but he could fight by swordhoof style, standing on two hooves, or fight with the sword hilt in his mouth for a 4 hoof style. He never seemed to be awkward since the earliest days of learning.
The pony sized training dummy took its cuts as he spent his daily practice time with the 4 hoof style.
Hobbython needed a shake up, maybe Blue Yonder could help make it fresh and new, he thought. Everyone broke off and did their own thing, or even just snacked and chatted. They needed to bring the whole town together.
After his practice, he ran hot water, and took a hot bath, prepared himself for tomorrow, and finally tumbled into a pile of blankets to doze off the night.
It must have been 4 hooves past midnight when his Sheriff pager made a big racket. It shifted from sound to sound, imitating a rattle, a gong, a howl, swoosh sounds and finally, "wake up sleepy", which was his aunt's voice.
Saber Artist lumbered out of bed. He loved a new case to chase down. He quickly drank his blueberry wakie juice and looked at his pager.
"Another star, north of Blueberry Ranch -- Auntie Heart."
He strapped on his saber sheath, his dazzler pistol and tie rope. By the time he had leapt off the balcony and landed at ground level, he was galloping at a full pace.
The fog of an early wakeup was replaced with his determination. These random stars falling from the sky were weird and mysterious.
Always they contained a little message and a bizarre item. Auntie hadn't let him get involved before, but he heard from her. The messages were disturbing, and they tried to keep it between herself and the Mayor to avoid alarming people.
Blueberry Ranch was a ten minute gallop east of town, but Saber Artist made it in 8 minutes.
Auntie Heart Warden was standing beside a massive six pointed star, which was glowing.
"The silly-bit wouldn't let me touch it. Says its got a list of people, and I'm not on the list," she said.
He approached the star, which pulsing from white to blue to brown.
"Saber Artist," said the star accompanied by a humming sound.
"Yes star," he said, placing his left hand on his hip.
"I have a letter for you."
It hummed and pulsed in time. A folded letter shot out from the star, and collided with his hoof.
The star became to get hotter. Was it trying to fly away? He used his earth power to force the star to stay put.
"Quick thinking, Saber Artist" said the princess. Instead of the bright happy Celestia, it was Princess Luna in her darker blue mane.
"This star here is part of the Starcity bandits. They are stars who are unhappy with the order of the heavens, and they want to come here to wreck every good and lovely town of Equestria. It is true that they've been homing in on Hobby Bluffs for the past few weeks. Go ahead and read their letter, Saber Artist."
He unfolded the letter.
you don't know us, but we know you.
We may be bandits but only because we disagree with the princesses. Visitors are dangerous. Visitors are uncontrollable, unpredictable, other, alien, not part of our lovely world. And the most scary thing, I've seen visitors vanish and when they returned, any sign that they were ever visitors was gone. They hide amongst us.
The visitor among you, who you know as Blue Yonder is especially dangerous. We have seen reality warp and change in her presence. Isn't it odd that you, a guardpony, now worked in a small village. She changed reality to move you and your aunt to Hobby Bluffs.
"Ludicrous, whoever is behind these stars in insane," he said.
"Visitors are very important. Especially when we find a visitor that is so miserable in their hometown and so happy here," Luna said.
"Is Blue Yonder going to stay?" Saber Artist asked.
"I think she will no longer be a visitor someday soon. You have to keep this a secret. Princess Equestria looked through all of the small towns all across the land, and Hobby Bluffs was just perfect for Yonder. Make sure she's comfortable and not too awkward.
She loves to explore and try new things, and you may not see it now, because she is transfixed by flying, she loves to solve problems and fix things, if the fix is tricky and interesting. She likes to design games and hobbies too. She's one smart hoof back in her hometown, and she'll be a smartie here too once she settles in."
"That mare will really help liven up Hobby Bluffs. Celestia and I also are certain there is more in store for her and for the town in the near future. I want you to keep an eye on these stars, and take this moon flare. It will alert me that the Starcity bandits are trying again. Don't approach the star, just let me handle it."
"Yes, Princess Luna," he agreed. "I promise not to approach those bad stars," he said, taking the moon flare.
Auntie Heart agreed.
After that, it was back to the Police Department, for some hot cocoa with Auntie.
"Don't think about it too much," she said. "Life has a way of working out, if you stop worrying and start living!"
He could have went back to sleep but instead he and Auntie Heart sat up at her house, had a cup of cocoa and chatted.
"Visitors are kinda like foals. They may not look it but Blue Yonder is discovering who she is in her own way."
"I heard the Blue Hoof Legion had quite a few visitors. They are quite good at certain things despite being quite young," he said.
"A lot of trouble with that group, but most of the visitors are nice, like Yonder."
~
Cheery Tinsel was nervous, she was never nervous.
"Is she in a coma?" Cheery asked.
Songbird Scroll landed beside her. They had been keeping an eye on the new pony in town, since Saber Artist was very busy with new troubles at the Apple family orchard.
It was three weeks, Blue Yonder hadn't flown, crawled, walked or teleported out of her studio apartment in all those weeks.
Scroll could fly high overhead and see the Pegasus in through her slider door. After the first time she saw the mare was sleeping, she didn't invade her privacy anymore.
Had the Star bandits done some spell to her?
Cheery walked back to her Joy shop and began making some more get well gift supplies. They had flooded the mailbox of the apartment complex with get well gifts, so know the mail-pony was gathering up all the get-well-gifts and the demand for wrapping paper and bows was keeping her busy.
With a few bits, she could summon wrapping party, bows or tinsel, although she tied the bows herself out of a glossy paper strip.
They would have an epic party for Blue Yonder, she was sure of it.
~
Comprehensives. Ugh. He had been given a stern talking to by his adviser as he started to slip. The comprehensive exam would determine if he could advance to the later years of his PhD in Mathematics.
He was focused on applied mathematics, but there was still a lot of foundational material he needed to be able to follow his advisors work. So the comprehensive still tested a lot of mathematical areas.
Everything was three times harder at first because he wanted badly to go back to his new pony life. Gradually he got used to his old routine, working and studying long into the night. But still..
It was Sunday early morning when he was woken out of his sleep by a voice. He must have taken his phone to sleep and accidentally dialed someone.
"Blue Yonder, wake up."
"Who is this?" He said mumbling.
Sitting up, his saw Celestia's face on the ponypad he had left on his desk. It was now propped up against the back of one of his chairs.
"You know who. I have seen you working hard, for what? To become an adjunct or a Post-Doc? To never seen anyone, except students and professors. No one to socialize with or share life with? I know that while you have pride in your studies, it's dawning on you that this isn't the life you want.
"It's fairly new but we now allow immigration. You would be able to live your whole life in Hobby Bluffs or travel as much as you want. We have an economic system, but if you just want the basics you don't need to work."
"Hobby Bluffs and being Blue Yonder are great. Like a vacation really. But I need some substance to my life. I wouldn't mind studying mathematics at my own pace instead of this craziness, but how would I do that from a remote village."
"Whatever you want to do, if fine. You can teleport home to your new family as long as you arrange it with me. You can go to the University twice a month and interact with smart ponies. But I recommend continuing your vacation for a while. Really spend some time with your friends, they are very sad that you are in a coma."
"How does immigration work? And can I talk to my family from Equestria?"
"I'll answer all your questions. Your pony pad is almost out of charge. There is an Equestria Online center in New Jersey, it's one of the first we've built with emigration in Mind. I'll see you there."
~
It was the trio of Cheery Tinsel, Song Scroll and Saber Artist that finally convinced me. Just having fun and being myself, herself, it was so exhilarating.
It was 3 am after I had tossed and turned and slept an hour before walking up for more turmoil.
I went downstairs, left the building and got in my car. I only brought my wallet. I wouldn't need human clothes. Still a large part of me thought I would wake up tomorrow knowing I was a fool.
Comprehensives were in three days. I didn't care. I drove.
~
The Equestrian Center in New Jersey had a big 3d model of Princess Luna outside it. Maybe Celestia thought New Jersey was too cynical for herself.
I slipped into a line of people purchasing vr time at the center. I purchased four hours and followed the others onto a tram system inside the building. Why did they need a whole tram?
Each of us had our own tram cars but I was surprised when my car veered off onto another track and ended up in what looked like a hospital.
"Welcome Blue Yonder. This is our emigration center."
There was Celestia, full size, standing between the reception desk and the waiting area.
"You don't need to sign any papers, just agree that you when to emigrate to Equestria."
He took a deep breath. "I want to emigrate, but why a hospital."
"There is a medical procedure to make sure you can be Blue Yonder and not Nathan Smith. It's just a simple sedative, that is the first step."
He had a lot of questions, but perhaps Celestia had his best interests in mind.
~
Hobby Bluffs had a town hall, but they had a council instead of a mayor. The town hall was packed and now Celestia had actually showed up.
"I know you are all very kind and concerned citizens. I have good news. Blue Yonder is coming to Equestria and Hobby Bluffs to stay. She should arrive tomorrow morning. It's a very long trip so it may take a few days for her to settle in."
"We will cheer her up!" Cheery Tinsel
"how will this be different for Blue?" Saber Artist asked.
"She will be here full time. You'll get to know her and her family. Her flying will be— well you'll have to wait and see."
~
I woke up. I tried to find my phone to turn off my alarm, but there was no alarm, no phone.
I reached out my hand again, and realized it wasn't a hand but a hoof.
What??
I opened up the door to the balcony, and saw the brewery behind the apartment complex.
Instead of rushing out the doorway I stepped out onto the balcony and started flapping my wings, gently rising into the air. Celestia did it, I was here!
I waved my hoof as I flew slowly over hobby bluffs.