I missed the post credits of Antman, what happened?
Janet, who was in Quantum realm, mentioned Time Warps. Scott went into Quantum Realm to collect healing tuff. Thanos snap happened and he's stuck there. So it's possible they use time travel to stop the snap

Which is horrible
 
Janet, who was in Quantum realm, mentioned Time Warps. Scott went into Quantum Realm to collect healing tuff. Thanos snap happened and he's stuck there. So it's possible they use time travel to stop the snap

Which is horrible
Imma keep it real witchu chief.

There are leaked set photos of Lang in New York with Avengers Assemble era Cap.
 
Janet, who was in Quantum realm, mentioned Time Warps. Scott went into Quantum Realm to collect healing tuff. Thanos snap happened and he's stuck there. So it's possible they use time travel to stop the snap

Which is horrible

In fairness it's only about as bad as Mr Doctor never using his Stand to control the frozen time and definitively murder ThanRoss before he makes his run at dropping half the universe's dead on his crush's doorstep like a giant Incel cat desperately trying to please their dismissive owner, despite Strange having every opportunity to do so.

Maybe even less stupid.

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In fairness it's only about as bad as Dr Strange never using his Stand to control the frozen time and definitively murder ThanRoss before he makes his run at dropping half the universe's dead on his crush's doorstep like a giant Incel cat desparately trying to please their owner, despite having every opportunity to do so.

Maybe even less stupid.
sssshhhhh he looked at all 410 billion timelines therefore we just have to trust him at his word that all the very simple and obvious opportunities he never so much as tried were actually nonviable smh claudette did you even watch the movie
 
Those leaked set photos really kinda spoiled IW's outcome, because they came out well before Infinity War was even released, and me being the information hungry hyena I am, looked for all of them, so I went into the movie knowing "Oh yeah, people are gonna die and they're gonna try to fix it with time travel somehow in 4."
 
Yeah and you wouldn't have a major motion picture starring genuinely Adolf fucking Hitler who is framed as the protagonist who goes through the hero's journey and is constantly portrayed as a calm and rational idealist who's for true totes sympathetic.

Unless you were making some spicy new propaganda for the man, I mean. In which case you would probably also make like Infinity War and conspicuously make sure his ideals are only attacked from the baby-level "that's wrong though" "yes but it works and I must do it for the greater good" as opposed to "that's wrong and also it doesn't work you fucking grape take a look at this hard evidence that it does not" because that would shatter the mystique and make Thanos look like what he is, which is a giant purple dipshit that doesn't know how anything works.

Like, that's the issue here. Thanos' new motivation... is dumb. It's just fucking dumb. Once you prod it even a teensy bit more than not at all it falls apart, and if you did the responsible thing and actually had your characters do so then Thanos' entire appeal as a Big Strong Sad Dad Morally Complex 'Idealistic' Hard Man Who Must Make Hard Decisions is shattered in turn because suddenly you realise he's just a big purple dipshit who's never read a book in his life or indeed understands basic statistics.

This is like having a villain who's so complex and tortured and burdened by the weight of the duty he's set for himself because someone broke his four-colour retractable pen given to him by his dead parents in high school so he's going to commit genocide on all pen manufacturers until by virtue of the power vacuum left they'll be forced to produce more of this incredibly rare four-colour variant and throughout the entire movie everyone carefully avoids mentioning that you can easily pick up more of that kind of pen at any given Officeworks for under $3 a pop. And then you stay especially quiet once he reveals that his power is like Unlimited Blade Works but for pens so he spends the entire movie conjuring entire tonnes of pens out of the ether and hurling them at the heroes in ballistic ballpoint barrages.
Well that's because to Thanos, there is no other option. Because if he admitted that everything he's done up to this point was for nothing, he'd be admitting that he truly is a monster who has no remorse, that his reasoning is flawed. And he can't handle that, he refuses to belive that he's wrong, so he goes on with his plan to wipe out half the universe. The reason he seems so sympathetic is because he sees himself as a hero, righting the wrongs of the universe. It'd be pretty hard to be a hero without some sympathetic aspects to your character, when you're committing genocide.

It's why the Joker brings up his back story in the Killing Joke. He believes so hard that it just takes one bad day for a person to end up like him, and so he sets events into motion to carry out his plans to give Batman and Gordon that "one bad day." Which, depending on how you interpret the end scene, succeeded.

Thanos only mentions Gammora's planet in his monologue, but refuses to mention the other planets he's conquered. Why? Because it didn't work, because his plan failed and it was only by a stroke of luck that it worked on Gammora's planet. But he's not going to tell her that, his whole monologue is him trying to prove to himself and to Gammora that he's on the right path.

I'd doubt people like Stalin or Hitler would admit that they were wrong, they'd propagate that their plans were leading their nations into the future, making their countries great again! Of course their plans weren't working, and they died horrible painful deaths. Something I think Thanos will be acquainted with in the next avengers movie
 
And again remember above all else viewers are morons. Avengers Infinity War isn't high art here, it's not aimed at the sort of people that actually know or care about resources and overpopulation. Thanos's motivation is simple because the people who watch the film are simple. Whether overpopulation actually causes resource scarcity is irrelevant. It is however something most people accept as true therefore will be able to understand and contextualize Thanos's motivation. So to is it easy to contextualize the heroes. Mass Murder is wrong, therefore Thanos is in the wrong. People don't go to these films for complex moral arguments about resource scarcity. Even the Superhero films with some depth really aren't morally complex. Like look at Black Panther, it's moral message is basically "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" and "Violence is never the solution on the world stage". Hell the film ends with the hero staring straight at the camera and explaining the core theme of the film in plain language.

Not a single MCU film has the heroes dealing with a morally grey complex conflict of ideals. Usually if there's any thought into them at all it's "here's the villain, his goals seem logical but he's totally insane and evil and must be stopped by our heroes."
 
And again remember above all else viewers are morons. Avengers Infinity War isn't high art here, it's not aimed at the sort of people that actually know or care about resources and overpopulation. Thanos's motivation is simple because the people who watch the film are simple. Whether overpopulation actually causes resource scarcity is irrelevant. It is however something most people accept as true therefore will be able to understand and contextualize Thanos's motivation. So to is it easy to contextualize the heroes. Mass Murder is wrong, therefore Thanos is in the wrong. People don't go to these films for complex moral arguments about resource scarcity. Even the Superhero films with some depth really aren't morally complex. Like look at Black Panther, it's moral message is basically "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" and "Violence is never the solution on the world stage". Hell the film ends with the hero staring straight at the camera and explaining the core theme of the film in plain language.

Not a single MCU film has the heroes dealing with a morally grey complex conflict of ideals. Usually if there's any thought into them at all it's "here's the villain, his goals seem logical but he's totally insane and evil and must be stopped by our heroes."

Citation needed. Of course, we are hardly experts since we spend most of our time complaining about video games, movies and comic and boasting about our jobs at Nintendo.
 
And again remember above all else viewers are morons. Avengers Infinity War isn't high art here, it's not aimed at the sort of people that actually know or care about resources and overpopulation. Thanos's motivation is simple because the people who watch the film are simple. Whether overpopulation actually causes resource scarcity is irrelevant. It is however something most people accept as true therefore will be able to understand and contextualize Thanos's motivation. So to is it easy to contextualize the heroes. Mass Murder is wrong, therefore Thanos is in the wrong. People don't go to these films for complex moral arguments about resource scarcity. Even the Superhero films with some depth really aren't morally complex. Like look at Black Panther, it's moral message is basically "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" and "Violence is never the solution on the world stage". Hell the film ends with the hero staring straight at the camera and explaining the core theme of the film in plain language.

Not a single MCU film has the heroes dealing with a morally grey complex conflict of ideals. Usually if there's any thought into them at all it's "here's the villain, his goals seem logical but he's totally insane and evil and must be stopped by our heroes."
I think Vulture and Ghost would like to disagree with you there.

I don't think Avengers Infinity War is the best form of art, but I'm willing to give them the benefit of doubt since they made a better Civil War event than the actual comic itself.
 
I think Vulture and Ghost would like to disagree with you there.

I don't think Avengers Infinity War is the best form of art, but I'm willing to give them the benefit of doubt since they made a better Civil War event than the actual comic itself.
Hmm. I think Volant overstates the issue a little, especially for the MCU at large, but I do feel that given the sheer size and complexity of the story Infinity War tried to tell, the weight of the LCD did dumb things down a little. When you're juggling dozens of characters and four different plot lines, something's gotta give.
 
i'm p sure this is an off the cuff answer Feige threw out but ahahaha, oh man, the ripple effects from that actually happening and trying to deal with even more things that would go wrong would be amazing. the full interview has spoilers for ant man and the wasp, if you want a link
 
i'm p sure this is an off the cuff answer Feige threw out but ahahaha, oh man, the ripple effects from that actually happening and trying to deal with even more things that would go wrong would be amazing. the full interview has spoilers for ant man and the wasp, if you want a link
Thanos you fucking dildo that's not even remotely in service to your stated goal it's time to hang up the gauntlet and go home
 
Last time I checked his motive was to wipe out half of all life, unless science lied to me plants and animals are living things.
His motive is to wipe out half of all life to stop resource-shortage-based societal collapse. If it was still to impress Death by wiping out horrific amounts of life then sure, I could see tagging plants and animals too, but this is just asinine and even if he's insane and dumb enough to think it'd work even he should be able to figure out killing half of all the fucking spacecows in the universe won't put more spacebeef in the mouths of the half of all sapient life left.
 
Of course, there's always the possibility it was a mistake.

It was a snap decision, after all.
 
His motive is to wipe out half of all life to stop resource-shortage-based societal collapse. If it was still to impress Death by wiping out horrific amounts of life then sure, I could see tagging plants and animals too, but this is just asinine and even if he's insane and dumb enough to think it'd work even he should be able to figure out killing half of all the fucking spacecows in the universe won't put more spacebeef in the mouths of the half of all sapient life left.
His reasoning is that the universe wastes it's resources, which in modern times we do that a lot, so if half the population and their livestock vanished, they're more likely to try and reserve/grow their livestock in order to not die a horrible painful death.
 
His motive is to wipe out half of all life to stop resource-shortage-based societal collapse. If it was still to impress Death by wiping out horrific amounts of life then sure, I could see tagging plants and animals too, but this is just asinine and even if he's insane and dumb enough to think it'd work even he should be able to figure out killing half of all the fucking spacecows in the universe won't put more spacebeef in the mouths of the half of all sapient life left.

If Thanos wiped out half of the food crops and livestock in the universe, what is he growing on his farm? (Why is he growing on his farm?)
 
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