Chapter 17: Life Changing Field Trips
After the bracelet, everything changed. Also nothing changed. It was just a stupid gift, even if it was perhaps… needed. It was one thing to know you saw things sometimes, but this was the first time she'd felt as if she couldn't function on her own. If she was hallucinating entire meetings without any obvious signs that she was seeing things… this was an actual problem. She wanted to ignore it, because surely she would be fine.
But she wasn't in this one particular way. No doubt she was simply going stir-crazy and that as soon as she freed herself and reconquered the Fire Nation all of the problems would go away. It was simply a mark of stress, nothing more.
But if that was the case, it was not likely to end anytime soon. Her escape was seemingly no nearer, and perhaps further, than it had been a few months prior. Toph felt for her, as distasteful as this fact was to contemplate. Toph clearly pitied her, and Azula could not bear to say the things she'd said to "Toph" to drive away the real girl. It hurt too much, like there were barbs dug into her skin. Once she'd gone hiking as part of a test by her father, hunting down faux-rebels and defeating them, and she'd gotten a thorn stuck in her hand that wouldn't come out easily.
Her father had forbid any servants from helping her if she got injured, and she'd had to dig at it.
It felt just a little bit like that. She knew she could tear it out and survive, she'd eventually torn the thorn out when it got in the way of fighting the dozen expert Firebenders she'd had to lay low. It had been a…difficult test, but not beyond her, and less than a year later she'd had to do it for real. She'd been given a task worthy of her skills, and had come close to success.
If she had succeeded, of course, she never would have cared to know Toph, who would probably be dead.
She could not pretend that this wouldn't be slightly unfortunate. Nor would she pretend that she still wouldn't take that world over this, for all that she knew that it would be unfortunate in that one way.
But Toph wasn't going to help her escape, or at least she wasn't going to do that when she could instead keep on talking to her in here.
Azula wasn't going to risk thinking they were friends, but they were somewhat friendly acquaintances. They had assisted each other, with Azula giving her advice and Toph helping with the bracelet that Azula now wore all the time. She was reasonably sure that friendship as envisioned by the kinds of saps that Toph had sided with wasn't about what you could do for each other, but some ineffable bond that transcended and even defied any practical usefulness. By which standard she had never had friends and probably never would.
(She had been expanding her vocabulary somewhat in the time since she'd gotten access to books again.)
So she was left unwilling to take the dangerous step of making an assumption that might be wrong, let alone saying it.
But that left them still talking pretty regularly. It had gotten up to four or sometimes five times a week, always at least an hour, and every week there seemed to be one day where it neared two hours, Toph sometimes even leaving to go eat and then coming back. When one started to add it together, eight or nine or ten hours a week was a lot of time to devote to anything at all. Toph must really be bored, and Azula sometimes felt as if she had to stretch to have something new to talk about, or an old thing that Toph could complain that she'd already said.
The only choice in such a circumstance was for Toph to say more, and that required her to stop coddling Azula and actually talking about her friends. It was that, as much as anything, that made it clear that friendship was not what they were going to reach.
But it told her far more about Toph than the girl probably thought it did.
"Well, after his Life-Changing Field Trip, Twinkletoes was different, and not just because of the fancy-dancy bending he was doing," Toph said. "It was like he'd found a different way to be. Oh, he was never good at being angry, but… I dunno. Didn't hate it, though."
There was a lot to figure out about that statement, and so Azula decided to start from the start, "Life-Changing Field Trip?"
"Oh! Zuko was good luck or something, because every time he went along on some critical mission it turned out to be life-changing. He loses his fire so he and Aang go and when he gets back he's twice the bender he was before," Toph said, vaguely. "Katara hunts down the person who took her mother away, and she comes back finally trusting him. Sokka went to go save Suki, actually, at this big prison--"
"I am aware of that," Azula gritted out, the memory stinging. "I was there."
"Yeah, yeah," Toph said breezily. "But me and Zuko, we get along fine, I think we're… probably friends?" Toph sounded a little uncertain, and if Azula wasn't seething she would take the chance to use that bit of vulnerability to press even further. But she had to be calculated with that. "But there never was a Life-Changing Field Trip, and that's half of what I'm waiting around here for. Guess it makes sense, though," Toph said, her mood improving all at once, voice lighter, "I'm already basically the best, so it's hard to figure out how to do something different."
But of course, she understood that was the problem. Toph was at the top because she was tough, but it could get boring without a challenge. Azula had enjoyed chasing the Avatar at first, despite the annoyance of that child not knowing when to give up and die. "You are, but why are you waiting around for someone else to do something for you?" Azula asked. If she could get out on her own, she'd not be sticking around or waiting for Toph to do it to her.
"I don't have anything better to do right now," Toph said, and Azula could all but imagine the shrug, for all that she hadn't actually come face to face with Toph in a long, long time. A part of her wondered what Toph even looked like, because she'd hardly been paying attention to some mouthy blind girl before. Of course, Azula didn't exactly get to look at mirrors often… she did poorly with them, saw things in them that she knew weren't true but which hurt anyway.
"So this Life-Changing Field Trip," Azula sneered, "It left Zuzu a better bender? I suppose he must have improved, it's not hard to improve from nothing."
"I mean, he was alright even before then, or at least that's what everyone said," Toph replied. "But…"
"But mediocre is not worth either of our times," Azula said, and that was the truth. Even if she had overstated Zuko's incompetence as a bender (and she had not), alright was the kind of devastating assessment that would have had her practicing until her hands melted rather than accept it.
She knew Toph was a lot like her. She knew Toph felt it, the drive to be the best and unwillingness to accept anything else. She'd missed where it'd come from, or had she? Perhaps it did have everything to do with Toph's parents, but not in the way she'd thought. For all she knew, Toph had thrived from the idea of doing something her parents wouldn't like, in proving them all wrong and striking out at the world. It could make sense, because she did like to prove people wrong.
If Azula dared her that she couldn't raise the very ocean floors themselves, no doubt soon there would be some new island in the sea if it was even remotely possible.
That was Toph.
The thought was annoyed. The thought was fond.
"Eh, sure," Toph said, not agreeing and not disagreeing. "I don't think you're exactly gonna give him a chance, and that's fine. But he's my friend, sorta."
She felt just a little bit of jealousy. Of all of the things that rightfully belonged to her that he had instead and was no doubt misusing (sorta, really?) this was one of the more personal compared to her place in the family, the throne, and her ex-friends who had… well.
Azula did not quite snarl, but she didn't like the thought of it, she lit a fire just to see it, flicking her fingers in a well-practiced gesture. "Why, where else would you learn all you ever wanted to know, and more, about turtleducks or tea or whatever he's obsessed with nowadays."
"Governance," Toph said, and she could almost picture Toph's eyes rolling. "Though honestly, don't wanna talk to you about it but some of the ideas… nah. Don't gotta convince you. Kinda don't wanna."
She was talking even coarser now, but it felt focused, as if she was having to grit her teeth to do it, and Azula had an idea for some amusement.
"Oh, you're unwilling to be all nice and sweet and try to convince me that I should pal around with Zuzu? Scared I'll throw a fit, the crazy girl who sees things?" Azula asked, and she let the nastiness flow because she had a reason and wanted to see what happened. "Or… is it that you'd forget to actually even try to convince me because I'm more amusing than Zuzu."
"That's pretty unlikely," Toph said, and for a moment her accent was between it, between the way she always talked and the fake posh accent she slipped on like a comfortable robe.
Azula couldn't help it.
She laughed.
It wasn't even at Toph, and for some reason she could not stop laughing, "That voice… that voice… is that the real balance?"
"No," she said in her 'normal' voice and tone and word choice, "This is, cause it's the one I decide to have. The 'me' I decide to be, or however it goes."
Azula opened her mouth for a clever comeback, and she did not come up with one that didn't sound pathetic or like she was whining. She stewed and tried to change the topic to talking about one of the books she'd been reading because she had no response that wouldn't start the kind of fight she believed would be inadvisable when she still had to think of how to convince Toph to let her escape. "Right, right, you're Toph Beifong, the--"
"Toph. Toph the Greatest Earthbender alive, winner of the Earth Rumble, the Avatar's teacher, the inventor of Metalbending, yada yada yada," she said in the most irreverent voice imaginable.
Just Toph, huh?
Well, there were no good answers to that, so she changed the subject. Again.
Katara.
Katara stood for Sugar Queen, stood for Sweetness, stood for the prissy enemy and the practical partner in crime for Toph's… tomfoolery, nonsense, and shenanigans.
Azula asked how to kill her. Well, how to beat her. She asked a few other details. But she stayed away from that conversation, the humiliation of losing stinging enough that she'd been careful to think about it. She knew she could win, she'd just have to be better.
There was nothing more to think about the annoying peasant girl, except perhaps to consider that frustrating Benders could come from all walks of life.
The male Water Tribe Peasant, with that Waterbender for a sister, was called Sokka, and Azula could not help but think it was just a little bit pathetic that he was just hanging around… for all that she knew that a strong enough nonbender could overcome most benders, even if nobody was as good as her. Mai and Ty Lee had both been very strong. She didn't like thinking about her cooperation with them, but she did know that they were far from weak just because they could not bend.
Still, the peasant had seemed pathetic and loud and annoying every time she'd encountered him. According to Toph… he was pathetic, loud, annoying and also smart and funny. Even the first three were said almost with affection, and it was pretty clear to Azula that Toph had some pitiful crush on him, or something like that. There was just a little bit of that tone of voice that one could notice. But if Toph didn't know, she wasn't going to tell her. If Toph did know, Azula wasn't going to bother bringing it up.
However, this Sokka was a good source of entertainment, as Toph seemed to show whatever affection she had for him by delighting in his mishaps and making fun of him both talking to Azula and in the stories she told of the past, which often included her insults or pranks on "Snoozles."
It was illuminating in more ways than one, such as when she learned that he'd been the one to apparently use one of the airships they took over to take out the rest, and that he'd been behind the Day of Black Sun plans… though of course they had thwarted that pathetic little attempt. But it showed at least a little bit of cunning, and so she supposed that Sokka could not be entirely an idiot. Or perhaps he could be called entirely an idiot. She was not going to rule that out entirely, except that he'd already been high on the list of people who she would destroy when she was Fire Lord again and perhaps she should rate him just a little bit higher.
Or perhaps not, if her story about how he'd once been trapped in a crevice because of his love of meat was really true.
"So, all of that, and… where exactly are they?" Azula asked, and she wished her voice sounded harsher. But a part of her was actually surprised that they'd gone their separate ways. It was not as if she would have, had they left her no choice with their defiance, left Mai and Ty Lee behind. They'd deserved it for failing… failing.
She did not like to think of that. But if they'd all stayed friends, she definitely wouldn't have just gone to do something else. She'd have taken them along with her. Did this Aang, who apparently believed in nonsense like traveling light, manage to just leave her behind? She knew it wasn't like that, objectively. Toph was independent and needed nobody even if she wanted to be around her friends, and people like Azula, and presumably also people who could be of use to her.
"Oh, they have their own lives and all that. They visit sometimes," Toph said, and then added, "They'll probably all come together for my birthday," Toph said. "I… kinda don't exactly go around to theirs. Though honestly only Earth Kingdom and Fire Nation have birthdays, apparently? And only the richy-rich sorts?"
It made sense, and her own birthday had always more been an excuse for a banquet than anything more elaborate than that, let alone anything that had really mattered.
"So they visit then, so I'll prolly see all of 'em together then, and that's in a few months?" Toph seemed to actually be considering how long it was. Azula smirked, touching the bracelet as she waited. "Well, almost four months? And yours is, right…"
"Before that," Azula said snidely.
"Before that, huh?" Toph asked. "I can just figure it out. You're not that mysterious. Ty Lee's visited you, hasn't she?"
Azula did not wince, but she did tense for a moment as she wondered once again what Ty Lee had really said. It was clear she hadn't been quite as much of a sap as 'Toph' indicated, against Azula's suspicions. But what had she said in detail? What had she given away to Toph, and how might Toph use it? It was not as if Toph wouldn't use it, because that was what people did, they found ways to make use of what they knew. Toph wasn't stupid, even if she was a stubborn child.
"You know she has," Azula said, "She came and asked all sorts of asinine questions, drew her own conclusions, and skipped away again. You know Ty Lee - she's a master of avoiding topics she doesn't like, so we didn't talk about her at all. She never liked telling me about herself!"
"That's prob'ly because you'd pick at her, Zaps," Toph said, but her words were light. "You're given to picking at scabs."
"Maybe," Azula conceded, "Ty Lee never did anything to make me angry if she could help it. She knew how to keep things stable."
Toph hummed. "Not pickin' fights has always been her priority. I don't do that. Not my style, Spikes."
That was a new one, and Azula wasn't sure how she felt about it - Toph had explained it was about her armour, but she wasn't entirely sure she believed her.
"No," Azula replied, "You are certainly less diplomatic than Ty Lee is. It makes a change."
"Are we still your only visitors?" Toph asked, "I assumed Zuzu or Mai would've stopped by, but-"
"No," Azula said, her voice sharp, "Mai and Zuzu would rather forget about me, down in the dungeons. You should've realised that by now!"
There was an edge of hysteria in her voice, and she tried to tamp it down.
"They're busy," Toph said, "I suppose. Ty Lee'll visit again before too long though, so I'll be able to ask her when your birthday is."
The attempt to deflect is obvious, but Azula goes along with it all the same. "Has she not returned to wherever she ran off to? Kyoshi Island or the Circus, or some other frivolous thing?"
"Oh, no." Toph said, "Ty Lee's still here. She's taken a few months off from the Kyoshi Warriors, just to try… doing her own thing?"
She sounded dubious about that last, and Azula scoffed.
"Did she tell you that?" Azula said, "She probably just argued with that girl Suki, needs the time to cool off."
"Maybe," Toph said, "I got the impression she was just… frustrated with Kyoshi Island. Maybe she missed the Fire Nation, where it's a little more direct? I know I'd find the Earth Kingdom boring now, all the rituals and political maneuver."
"We have those here," Azula said, in a fit of generosity towards the Earth Kingdom. "Honestly, they aren't so different. There is a structure, a way of doing things, and it's stupid, but everyone has to follow it, unless they're strong enough not to."
"Seems stupid," Toph said bluntly, "Of course I'm strong enough - so are you, Sparky - but what does our strength have to do with having to wait six weeks to see the Earth King, or having to sit on the Fire Lord's left side to indicate you want to talk to him about something non-military? It's stupid!"
"It means," Azula said, a little thoughtfully, "That if you're not rich enough to waste the time, or noble enough to know the rules, you can't. That's why. It's how it's always worked. During the war, it got easier to talk to the Fire Lord if you were a general, but it got harder if you weren't."
"That's stupid," Toph said, "You won't get anything done like that. You need to be able to talk to people to know what's wrong."
"Yeah," Azula said, "Like in Ba Sing Se. Everything got easier once the Dai Li took over, and we ran the city excellently until I had to leave and it all got gummed up with the colonial governments."
It was strange, Azula thought, to be agreeing with Toph when she was criticising the Fire Nation like this, but she was right - all sorts of people just didn't understand how to do anything. Whenever Azula had delegated beyond Ty Lee and Mai, it had always been downright farcical. The ridiculous drill was a prime example of it, but by no means the only one.
"Feh, the Dai Li," Toph said scornfully. "Buncha blowhards who think they're better than they are. I'm a better Earthbender than they are, an' I bet so're most of the people I fought in the Rumble, even!"
"I seem to recall they gave you some trouble during your invasion," Azula replied, "You beat them, but that hardly makes them incompetent, does it?"
Toph would struggle with that, Azula thought smugly. She always loved compliments to her own bending, even when they were being used to argue against her.
This was a safer topic of conversation, and the two of them settled into it with practiced ease.
VM AN: Adjusting to the new status quo. Its a lot of fun to just have the two of them spark off each other for a while. Not groundbreaking, but…
TL AN: To break the ground, you must first prepare it.