Looks like Chadicus will indeed Cast Fist
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The penultimate character creation decision is here, and it's a bit of an important one. What God of the Tuatha de Danaan decided to anoint you as their champion? While you'll be in touch with most of them anyway, this particular one took a shining to you, after all, and so they'll have your back the most. This won't just be entirely fluff (that's the next decision): your chosen God will also boost up some of your stats. Shore up some weaknesses, go all in on a minmax deal, or just grab some other neat things.
Do keep in mind the Tuatha are not really Gods compared to most other pantheons. They've been euhemerized (downplayed as heavily exaggerated historical characters in a storytelling variant of Telephone) and may or may not be based on the actual deities of Ireland. They are characters from old tales that are very much human. But we've just got those tales to work off of, which also leads to their confusing patchwork cosmology, how many of them died, and that yes, mortals ultimately forced them under Ireland. But this is one of those All Myths Are True settings, so it's only fair to treat them as Gods and they still live despite being dead. Mythology doesn't have to make sense.
With that out of the way, it's time to select your patron deity, which will have subchoices based on what stat or power they've increasing. Featuring a handy dandy pronunciation because Gaelic is one of those evil languages that uses the Roman alphabet but doesn't play by its rules at all. Like the pantheon itself: too-ah-ha day dahn-uhn.
[] Your patron deity is Aengus the Young.
(Not like the beef, but ehn-guhs). He is the God of beauty, love, and youth. He will remain eternally young and he's just an all-around pleasant individual. But he finds your lack of social acumen a bit uncouth. Fortunately, he's offering some of his gifts to help out in being a lovable person, and maybe you'll take after his swan association.
Either select one of:
-[] Raise Presence to C
-[] Raise Manipulation to D
-[] Raise Composure to B
and one of:
-[] Learn Alteration at D to bestow beauty and swan-like traits (to start with).
-[] Learn Enchantment at D
-[] Raise Life to C
or alternatively:
-[] Only raise Presence to B
[] Your patron deity is Boann.
(bow-uhn). She is the mother of Aengus and the Goddess of the River Boyne. Though she didn't willingly associate herself with the river-- rather, she was turned into it as punishment for violating the taboos of a mystical well of knowledge. Other than that event, she's a very caring and doting individual, loving her son and being very attached to her lover The Dagda. We don't talk about her actual husband, which is varyingly two different figures.
Her care manifests as raising Presence to C; also select one of the powers to gain:
-[] Raise Life to C
-[] Learn Metal at D
-[] Learn Water at D
[] Your patron deity is Brigid.
(no, that's not a hard g or a soft g, but bree-yid). Brigid is actually three sisters of the same name. Their parents must not have been very creative, which is at odd contrast to her role as a keeper of flame and the sparks of creation. They are associated with the spring, and each sister holds a different aspect of fire. Brigid the Healer is a keeper of the hearth, Brigid the Poet has the fire of inspiration, and Brigid the Smith uses the fires of the forge to create some neat stuff. Since she's three but also one thanks to her syncretization with the Christian St. Brigid, we're not going to worry too much about which Brigid is your patron: you get all of them.
Select one of:
-[] Raise Intelligence to C
-[] Raise Wits to B
-[] Raise Presence to C
and one of:
-[] Learn Alteration at D to make equipment perform betterer (to start with).
-[] Learn Divination at D
-[] Learn Fire at D
-[] Raise Life to C
-[] Learn Nature at D
[] Your patron deity is Coirpe mac Etain.
(koar-puh mahk ee-dain; AKA Cairpre (kor-bre)). He's a poet of the Tuatha. He invented satire. Sounds a bit mundane, but remember, the Tuatha deeply care about their reputation. Coirpe's words can actually kill, and he defeated the tyrannical half-Formorian king Bres by forcing him to flee Ireland due to shame. You may be a strapping young lad or lass, but Coirpe hopes to teach you other ways to throw around your might.
Either select one of:
-[] Raise Intelligence to C
-[] Raise Wits to B
-[] Raise Presence to C
and one of:
-[] Learn Curse at D
-[] Learn Enchantment at D
-[] Learn Song at D. A bit more musical application of poetry.
or alternatively:
-[] Only raise Arcana to A
[] Your patron deity is The Dagda.
(dahg-duh). He is a mighty warrior and God of strength and manliness, but he is also a druid and has ties with magic, fertility, and wisdom. He's a jolly fellow when not consumed by bloodlust, and is happy to teach you further in the ways of the warrior or the mystic. He was out-magicked one time when he fought against Cethlenn, wife of the Formorian king Balor, and it eventually resulted in his death. But the Tuatha tend to shrug off death in time.
Either select one of:
-[] Raise Dexterity to C
-[] Raise Wits to B
-[] Raise Presence to C
and one of:
-[] Learn Death at D
-[] Learn Divination at D
-[] Raise Life to C
-[] Learn Nature at D
-[] Learn Storm at D
or alternatively, only select one of:
-[] Max Strength at S
-[] Raise Constitution to A
-[] Max Battle at S
[] Your patron deity is Donn-Aineach.
(dun ayn-uck). He is the mysterious and obscure lord of the dead, only referenced in passing here and there in the myths of Ireland. The souls of the fallen go to his realm in Tech Duinn (teck doon), or the House of Donn. Whether they remain there for eternity or if it's just a stop before they reach the Otherworld of the Gods and fey we don't know.
His power manifests as raising Presence to C; also select one of the powers to gain:
-[] Learn Death at D
-[] Learn Nature at D
-[] Learn Necromancy at D
-[] Learn Shadow at D
-[] Learn Spiritualism at D
or alternatively, cast away the innate Presence boost and only select one of:
-[] Raise Constitution to A
-[] Max Battle at S
[] Your patron deity is Goibniu.
(gohv-nyu). He is the chief smith of the Tuatha, so prominent among the Celtic pantheons that a similarly-named figure appears in both the pantheons of Gaul and the Welsh. As a creator and inventor, he's eager to teach you in his ways.
Either select one of:
-[] Raise Dexterity to C
-[] Raise Intelligence to C
-[] Raise Wits to B
and one of:
-[] Learn Alchemy at D
-[] Learn Metal at D
-[] Learn Rune at D
-[] Learn Technomancy at D
or alternatively, only select one of:
-[] Raise Constitution to A
-[] Raise Arcana to A
[] Your patron deity is Lugh Lamhfhada.
(loo law-va-thuh). Lamhfhada means "of the long arm," referring to his prowess in battle with his spear. His other prominent title is Samildanach (sah-mul-daw-nuck), "many-skilled." The Tuatha are Gods that take one art or skill and push their prowess with it to its maximum possible extent. So the fact that Lugh has mastered eleven such arts is very prestigious indeed. He's also the dad of that Cu Chulainn (coo kuh-luhn) fellow, an absolutely baller figure from myth. Lugh was killed by some grandsons of The Dagda after he killed their brother for having an affair with one of his wives, but death doesn't really stop the Tuatha.
Lugh is a simple patron deity. Either he already knows it, or he knows enough about it. His immense skill as a generalist makes it simple.
Either:
-[] Raise any of your stats below a B one letter rank, and learn any one magic at D or raise any of your existing fields below a B one letter rank. Obviously you'll have to reword this vote.
or:
-[] Raise any of your stats or magics at B and above one letter rank. Just one.
[] Your patron deity is Manannan mac Lir.
(mah-nah-nawn mahk leer). Manannan is a kingly God of the sea and of travel, but he also occasionally serves as a trickster figure. He is given great respect from the Tuatha despite not being a descendant of the ancient land Goddess Danu, but instead of the ancient ocean God Lir (AKA Alloid). The Isle of Man is named after him, so he's thrilled to see his influence still in this unfamiliar new Earth of humanity.
Select one of:
-[] Raise Wits to B
-[] Raise Manipulation to D
-[] Raise Composure to B
and one of:
-[] Learn Fey at D
-[] Learn Illusion at D
-[] Raise Invocation to B
-[] Learn Teleportation at D
-[] Learn Water at D
[] Your patron deity is The Morrigan.
(nope, Darkstalkers won't save you here. It's mohr-ee-gawn). The Morrigan is a fearsome and enigmatic Goddess also known as The Phantom Queen. She is a fearsome Goddess of corvids, mayhem, and bloodshed, but also a sorceress beyond peer even amongst other pantheons. To add to her mystery, she is actually a triple goddess composed of three sisters but is sometimes also an individual of her own. Known as The Morrigna (mohr-ee-nuh) when the three manifest separately, Macha (mah-kuh) is the sorceress, Nemain (nev-in) is the force of chaos, and The Badb (bahv) is the carrion bird.
Either select one of:
-[] Raise Dexterity to C
-[] Raise Presence to C
-[] Raise Manipulation to D
and one of:
-[] Learn Blood at D
-[] Learn Chaos at D
-[] Learn Conjuration at D
-[] Learn Destruction at D
-[] Learn Divination at D
-[] Learn Enchantment at D
-[] Learn Illusion at D
-[] Learn Primal at D
-[] Learn Shadow at D
-[] Learn Transformation at D
Or, alternatively, select no stat but two of the magics above, or:
-[] Raise Resolve to B
-[] Max Battle at S
-[] Raise Arcana to A
[] Your patron deity is Nuada Airgetlam.
(noo-uh-thuh ar-get-lawv). Nuada Airgetlam ("of the Silver Hand") is the finest High King of the Tuatha, leading them to Ireland in the first place and established their kingdom there. He was eventually killed by the Fomorian Balor of the Evil Eye, but they've straightened all of that out since then, and he rules the Tuatha once more. Know that if he is not chosen, the other champion of the Tuatha will be anointed by him. He considers you a bit too brutish and offers to enhance your leadership capabilities.
Either select one of:
-[] Raise Presence to C
-[] Raise Composure to B
and one of:
-[] Raise Invocation to B
-[] Raise Order to C
-[] Learn Soul at D
or, alternatively, only select one of:
-[] Raise Resolve to A
-[] Raise Presence to B
[] Your patron deity is Ogma.
(awg-muh. This is probably the only one you pronounced correctly). He is the right hand of the High King of the Tuatha and a God of speech and language. He invented the Ogham alphabet and also presides over eloquence and learning, two very important things to the Tuatha. He is also a warrior without peer, except for that time the Formorian king Indech dueled him and they both died. It's fine. You're a bit too uncouth for his tastes, but hopefully he can teach you proper etiquette.
Either select one of:
-[] Raise Intelligence to C
-[] Raise Presence to C
-[] Raise Manipulation to D
and one of:
-[] Learn Divination at D
-[] Raise Invocation to B
-[] Learn Rune at D
or, alternatively, only select one of:
-[] Max Strength at S
-[] Raise Arcana to A
-[] Max Battle at S
[] Your patron deity is...
There's plenty more Tuatha out there, and I can keep lore dumping or I can post this update already (blame any oversights on this update taking like two hours to dooooo let me be done with it already). You see the general gist of how the patron deities work by now. If you want someone not mentioned, pitch them and what they'll do.