63 – 20th Floor Test
The day of the test arrived, and Yihwa went with the loan shark boss's son whose name was Prince.
He was a boy with purple cropped hair, about the same height as Yihwa, but was a decent Lightbearer and not bad with Shinsoo. Good Lightbearers were rare and valuable because most Regulars couldn't cover for those abilities, whereas all the other positions like Fishermen or Scout could be relatively easily covered by somebody else. Aside from Yihwa, the kid was actually the strongest among his assembled group, despite the appearance of his father pampering him with a good team.
It was finally time for the plot of Tower of God to resume, and this was where Baam was supposed to make his grand re-appearance as an FUG slayer candidate.
Naturally I'd been keeping tabs on Baam to make sure I wasn't surprised by anything, and it was not hard because I was also working with FUG.
There were a lot of new characters introduced during this test, who wound up becoming Baam's new teammates as he was climbing under his new FUG given identity.
Some of them were even quite important to the plot later on, but none of them came close to Yihwa or Baam in terms of strength or potential.
To be frank, there wasn't anything too useful happening in this test now that I already achieved my main objective of recruiting Yihwa, but now that I had a new powerful summoner close by who'd given me the order to help her pass the test, I had the opportunity to test more powerful spells.
Having dangerous battles and seeking great rewards was exciting to be sure, but there was a time and place for that sort of thing, while most of the time, true gains are made through accumulated hard work. Even for those critical, decisive battles, a good general knew that 90% of a war was just positioning and preparation, you only battled once the conditions were highly favorable—unless there was no choice.
As the Builder had taught me, using spells that weren't thoroughly tested was quite foolish and risky. In that respect, magic did not escape the practicalities of science and technological development. Even for well proven technology, there was such a thing as quality control and environmental factors.
Other than that, I intended to make sure events did not diverge greatly off course and create any unpleasant surprises before the plot reached the points where I had much bigger interests down the line.
So that was why, even as Yihwa went into her test section with Prince and the rest of his goons, I was also going up the elevator to the first test myself in a different section.
How did I do so when I wasn't allowed into the test, you ask?
By puppeteering the undead corpse of another Regular.
I had several of those lying around after some fatally failed experiments, and while I hadn't managed to actually resurrect them with the spell that the Andvari ring was once capable of, I was able to get the water spirits to preserve the body from decaying.
Then I turned the fresh corpse into a familiar, after modifying its body in numerous ways. Because it had been a sapient being, this was much more difficult than a familiar made from animals or the Armoriont. Just the spiritual residue left behind by the soul after its passing created great interference.
But unlike typical depictions of necromancy, I was able to heal the body back to a serviceable state so that it looked and was technically alive at the cellular level if brain dead, then fill it with Bionanites from my own Swarm so that it could bind with an Armoriont.
The Bionanites were not capable of providing most of its features to that body due to incompatibility. The Swarm had only been created through a combination of Amelia's bacterial/viral control plus Cranial's brainwave tech and Dragon's biological computer tech, and Armsmaster's psionic shielding tech. It was intrinsically customized to me in a way that simply couldn't be transferred to somebody else, using psionic signals to interface with my mind.
However, it still made it easier for me to turn something else into my familiar, then have that body receive an Armoriont locked to its DNA that could at least regenerate its organs and respond to my will through the familiar bond.
Incredibly, the Guardian did not object to my use of the body to infiltrate the test, though if the Ranker test administrators found out, they'd probably stop this.
Its capabilities were quite limited compared to the eventual potential of the Symbiotic Spirit Crest, but nevertheless it allowed me to puppet it as if I were in the test myself, albeit without access to many of my abilities, especially Shinsoo manipulation.
It could still do very basic Shinsoo techniques such as interfacing with the E-Grade Pocket the Regular had or use Arms Inventories, but something as advanced as a Lighthouse was impossible, to say nothing of a Baang.
When the elevator door opened, I found several combatants within the large arena.
There was Baam with his new waist-long hair that obscured his eyes, wearing the dark FUG robes with the slayer symbol on the bottom half.
Then Wangnan Ja, the new protagonist of this portion of the story, a blond haired guy in a green jacket who mysteriously had a ring of Zahard, but was pathetically weak and relied on Shinsoo bombs. He was standing behind Baam, far away from the main battle.
Horyang, the huge guy with the Devil in his right arm, whom I'd sent Yihwa to find during our first conversation, was there as well, facing Baam from a short distance away.
Akraptor, a grey-haired buzzcut guy with the umbrella that could fire Shinsoo beams, was smashed into a wall, sitting against broken debris.
And hiding in a corner near Wangnan was Miseng, a tiny girl that looked maybe twelve years old wearing a backpack, and Goseng, a waifish glasses-wearing woman in a pink jacket.
This entire group would wind up becoming part of Baam's new team later on as a result of Wangnan's charisma and tricks.
They all stared at me walking out of the elevator, before Baam fully turned and leapt over in a single bound, powering up a Shinsoo attack on his fist.
He had gotten much better, that was for sure, but I still dodged it, his attack blasting into and destroying the elevator.
Fully armored in a smooth grey colored Armoriont suit that also covered my head, this puppet still possessed the physical capabilities I had when I entered the Tower, plus Reinforcement. Due to it being a corpse puppet, it was less Reinforceable than my actual body had been with the Armoriont back then, but I'd also gotten better at Reinforcement, so it somewhat evened out.
"What's this? Wasn't it supposed to be a survival test?" I asked with the gruffy voice of the male Regular whose body I was puppeteering. "There's a lot of you still left in here."
They all looked at me warily, then back to Baam.
Nobody answered me before Baam charged me again. Time to test my once student's new skills.
I barely avoided his palm and the pulse of Shinsoo that blasted outwards past my shoulder.
Then I returned with a strike of my own. He dodged, then a flurry of martial arts followed as we attacked and counterattacked weaving around the other.
"…?" Baam made a surprised sound and expression while we fought, before settling back into a neutral face.
Then he countered with the exact same moves as mine, fluidly flowing into a precise counter for each move that formed part of the unnamed style of martial art that we had practiced with Androssi, which was a mix of her techniques and things I'd taken from Earth styles.
Finally he parried one of my strikes with his hand instead of dodging. As soon as the parry landed, I felt Shinsoo vibrate through my arm.
I barely felt the pain transmitted back to me, but my arm had suffered serious damage on the inside from the Shinsoo blast, despite the Armoriont itself holding with only a slight crack on the armor surface. But both the combined muscles had been damaged enough to be disabled for now.
Well, that was dangerous, so I jumped back a large distance, holding my limp arm. This was a major weakness of having armor that wasn't sufficiently Shinsoo resistant and more vulnerable parts underneath, and the particular technique that Baam used. Something that his new teacher in FUG must have taught him.
"Hey, teddy bear, I changed my mind," said Akraptor. "Let's team up against that monster. You too, new guy, we won't stand a chance against the robed dude if we don't work together."
"Alright," said Horyang.
"Sure, I'm down," I said.
"You guys, try to block his movements. I'll finish him in one shot," said Akraptor, standing back up.
"You go up first, big guy, I need a moment to recover, my left arm is fucked right now," I said.
"Fine," said Horyang.
He swiftly moved to engage, the shape of the hovering light behind his right shoulder changing according to what he was doing, obviously exposing his intent before he did the actual action. When he ran, it became a foot. When he punched towards Baam, it became a fist. When Baam knocked his fist aside and then pushed a blast of Shinsoo into his gut, it turned into a shield.
"It's no use. This shield protects me," said Horyang, after Baam held his posture with a surprised expression as his blast of Shinsoo uselessly dissipated against Horyang's body.
My arm still hadn't healed since I did not have the water spirits to help me. The Armoriont's natural regen wasn't very fast—even slower on this puppet body, and I conserved my MP since I wasn't really planning to fight much here.
So I quickly went to Wangnan Ja while the fight was happening.
"You guys part of this alliance?" I asked.
"Yeah, let's all fight that guy together," he said.
I nodded, then watched the fight again.
Baam had blocked the beam from Akraptor easily, then rushed over to the guy who blocked his first counterattack with the umbrella. However, Baam left a second ball of Shinsoo in the air as Akraptor retracted the umbrella. He was then zapped away into the wall again.
Horyang was distracted by the sight when Baam dashed back around to his side and launched a much large Shinsoo attack that smashed Horyang to another wall.
"Looks like you're up buddy, my arm is still out of action," I said, patting—shoving Wangnan on the back with my other arm.
"Ah?! I mean, so it's my turn huh…" He tried to act tough walking towards the calmly waiting Baam.
Then he threw some Shinsoo bombs and started running around as Baam dodged and chased him.
Even after catching Baam in a high powered bomb, he seemed to suffer no damage, then Baam caught up to Wangnan and knocked him down.
He turned to the side to barely avoid Baam's fist coming down and cracking the ground where he was before. Wangnan screamed as it looked like Baam was about to kill him, then desperately flung another bomb while rolling away.
The bomb exploded directionally away from him and against Baam. When the smoke cleared, it was revealed that Baam was actually hurt this time, despite the bomb being of a much cheaper, low powered non-Shinsoo variety.
"What are you waiting for? Shoot him again!" Akraptor yelled when Wangnan was stunned.
He was shaken into action and launched another bomb.
However, a red light that formed an exoskeleton over Baam appeared, both blocking the second bomb and giving him high speed regeneration, and he was fine again with only his robes shredded in a few places.
That must have been the thing that FUG implanted into him, the red light from the bottom of the wineglass on the Floor of Tests.
The timer ran out, and the first phase survival test was over.
Baam walked towards the elevator alone, while everybody watched silently, except me. I flexed my healed arm, then went after him.
"Who would want to ride with that guy?" Wangnan asked aloud, until he saw me moved past him. "Hey…are you crazy?!" He grabbed my shoulder.
"Test's over, right? We have no reason to fight anymore," I said, shrugging him off.
I went into the elevator with Baam and nobody else followed.
Baam didn't make a move as the elevator closed.
Then he spoke in a soft voice. "Where did you learn those movements from…?"
"Hm? You mean my martial arts?" I asked.
He nodded. "They were familiar…but I haven't seen them in a long time…"
"I learned them from the same man who gave me this armor," I said. "One day, after I failed the test again, and the loan sharks came after me, he saved me all of a sudden. He was unbelievably strong…I think he was a Regular from a higher floor. He taught me a little and gave me this armor before leaving just as suddenly. It took a long time for me to master what little he taught me…and now I'm here."
"What was his name?"
The door opened, and we stepped out into the next area with a big stage and curtains.
"He didn't tell me," I said, shrugging and walking along. "But he told me he was looking for something and someone. And he said…if I ever met somebody really good with Shinsoo named the Twenty-Fifth Baam, to help him pass on a message to him."
"…!" Baam stopped frozen as he heard that.
"Come to think of it, you're pretty good with Shinsoo. Your name wouldn't happen to be Twenty-Fifth Baam, would it? Haha, it couldn't that that easy…" I said, turning towards him.
Baam remained still. "What was the message?" He asked.
"Wait, is that really your name?" I asked, feigning shock.
Baam opened his mouth to speak, then the elevator opened again behind us, and the Regulars from our group came out.
"…" After seeing them come out and stare at us, Baam turned to face me again. "No…my name is Jyu Viole Grace. But the person you described sounds like somebody I might know…maybe I can help pass on the message if I meet this Twenty-Fifth Baam one day."
"I guess it wouldn't hurt. I don't think it was a secret or anything…the message was, 'The needle has been returned to Ms. Yuri, and we defeated the assassin. Everyone survived and went up,'" I said.
He smiled widely. "That's great! Everyone is okay…" Then he looked away, catching himself. "I-I mean, I will definitely pass on the message. Thank you, Mr…?"
"Canjon's my name," I said, ignoring his initial reaction. "Nice meeting you, Mr. Jyu Viole Grace."
"Thank you, Mr. Canjon. But it's not good for you to stay near me…see the symbol on my robe?" He asked.
"That's FUG's symbol, isn't it? Don't tell me you really are…?"
He nodded. "I'm a slayer candidate of FUG."
"I see…thanks for the warning," I said.
The other Regulars gave us a wide berth and sat against the stage in a group, while "Viole" went to sit by himself, and I decided to move back over to Wangnan's group.
They gave me wary looks as I neared.
"Got dumped already?" Wangnan asked me.
"We just realized that it wouldn't be a good fit and decided to separate peacefully," I said.
Akraptor sniggered.
"Serves you right for sucking up to the big bad guy," Wangnan said. I looked askance at him, the irony of his statement when he would be the one actually sucking up to Viole later.
After a while, Miseng the little schoolgirl handed out snacks to everyone, including Viole.
One of the elevator doors opened again, and a guy came in heavily injured. He collapsed begging for help.
"Please…it's my last chance…"
"It's also my last chance…" said Wangnan, looking at the man pitifully and holding Goseng back from trying to help him.
Wangnan had also been in crushing debt to the loan company and was one of those who'd signed away his organs to Lurker. So this really would be his last chance.
After the fallen Regular was teleported away, another large group came in that didn't seem to have fought much amongst each other, but the only Regular of note was a short guy that delivered noodles to Wangnan before. They greeted each other loudly and Wangnan explained to Goseng that the kid was his mentee of sorts, having inspired him.
Finally, Yihwa and Prince's group arrived, with Prince looking slightly singed and his goons trying to clean up his hair. Yihwa walked with them at the center of their formation beside Prince, but pointedly maintaining a slight distance from the boy.
Wangnan stared in surprise and horror as the girl who burnt him to a crisp in his last test showed up again.
Goseng, the nerdy glasses girl, nudged him. "Are you jealous because he's with a pretty girl? Ha, guys are all the same. The guy beside her must have helped her because of her looks, right? It's so obvious. A man's instinct is to help a pretty girl even during a test."
"It's nothing like that!" Wangnan exclaimed. "Look at her headband. She's from the Yeon family!"
"Huh? Why is a Great Family girl here?" Goseng asked.
Yihwa noticed Horyang, and waved.
"Huh? Who's she waving to?" Wangnan asked, before his eyes found Horyang, who nodded and waved back. "Teddy bear? You're friends with her?"
"We've had an encounter in the past. I wouldn't say we're friends yet, but we're acquainted," said Horyang.
"A friendly encounter with that stupid flame thrower? And you didn't get burned?" asked Wangnan.
Horyang shrugged.
Then Wangnan and Lurker noticed each other, and had a barely civil greeting before Lurker explained the situation. His boss bribed the supervisors and set up a team for Prince, with Yihwa being hired because she was low on money, along with the expensive "Devil of the Right Arm", called Rapdevil, who supposedly beat Hatsu, the talented swordsman from the Floor of Tests who had become a bit famous as he went up with the old gang.
"Sorry to say this…but you should all go home," said Lurker, after explaining things.
Our group didn't look too impressed with him, but nobody responded either.
Finally, the Ranker arrived.
He looked like a little kid wearing a baseball cap with abnormally large pupils for eyes that seemed to have a weird effect where they looked like it'd been filled in with crayons. "My name is Love. Congratulations to all of you on passing the first test. There are three tests for this Floor, now this is the second test. Your ability to reinforce your body will be tested with this Shinsoo measuring device."
He revealed an arcade punching machine featuring Quant's face. It seemed like the Ranker had focused more on branding and modeling gigs after Yu Hansung fired him from the Floor of Tests.
"After punching the machine your rank will be displayed on the scoreboard. Eight Regulars will be selected after this test for the next one."
When I had gone through this Floor the first time around, I'd received this test as well, even with the exact same Ranker.
Love Mule didn't look like much, but with Rankers appearances meant little. As he'd demonstrated by punching the machine, displaying a score of over 13 million units of whatever it was measuring.
Most of the Regulars here were not that impressive, even if they had been enhanced a bit by Shinsoo, many were not even better than peak human still. Those that were, generally didn't have great technique for a punch.
Most of these Regulars were hitting less than 3000, and I estimated that an elite martial artist from Earth could probably do the same. A legendary expert of punching like Bruce Lee could probably hit up to even 10k.
Back then, when Androssi and I got here, we decided to go all out just to see how we measured up.
I was not sure exactly how the machine measured things, but over many observations the first time around and this time, I believed that it was something similar to a very short collision impulse for a pure brute force attack at relatively lower "mundane" levels, and something more esoteric for an attack charged with Shinsoo that transferred into the machine.
Most Regulars, even with their Shinsoo Reinforcement, could only produce a basic brute force attack even after being strengthened by the Shinsoo. But the more Shinsoo you were charged with, the less that conventional physics could model the damage potential.
It was illegal to attack with an outright beam of Shinsoo, but it was permitted to charge a punch with as much Shinsoo as you wanted, even unleashing Shinsoo explosively from it.
So those who were adept at unleashing explosive force from their punch were at a significant advantage—both here and in real combat. Just because you were physically stronger or faster didn't mean you could deal more damage.
Nevertheless, mass and velocity did have an effect on the results, so both angles were potential avenues to approach this.
After all my buffs at the time, including the Boost from holding Derflinger, I had approximately 17 times the strength of an Olympic athlete and 15 times the speed. These attributes did not quite multiply each other since strength was a component of speed and vice versa, but the output of a punch from me using these buffs with good technique was incredible nonetheless, since my magically enhanced strength and power defied any relation to my actual mass, in a manner similar to a heavily charged Shinsoo punch.
Androssi had hit over 91k with a brute force punch and no special Shinsoo technique, and that was more than nine times higher than the closest competitor at the time. Nobody else had gotten past even 10k, though our cohort was also rather weak.
As for me, because we were going all out, I went beyond even using Derflinger's Boost and his skill, then further added the Burstshift at maximum velocity for 220 m/s which was higher than the best propulsion I could get out of my legs.
With all that added together, even though I also had no special technique to be unleashed from my punch, my resulting score reached 265k.
And the Ranker still casually hit 50 times more than that.
I thought I might have beaten him if I'd used an actual high powered Sword Beam from Derflinger instead, with its explosive energy release. But of course, if he'd also used a Shinsoo blast, who knows what insane number it could go to.
Once most of the weaker Regulars went, with Akraptor topping it at 3250, Prince started to talk loudly.
"This is so lame, I thought there'd be something special on this Floor but it's just a kids' game. Are there only losers here? Heh why don't we play a game? Well, for whoever comes in first…let's see. Right. I'll give my Yeon," he said.
"What?! I'm not yours to give away!" Yihwa shouted.
"S-sir, that's…!" Lurker protested, fearing Yihwa's rage.
"You don't want to?" Prince asked. "You didn't want to hang around me right? So if you win, you'll still get your payment but you don't have to stay in my group anymore. Scratch that, I'll even pay you the entire amount of the debt you borrowed from your family to pay us off. How about it? Or aren't you confident in yourself?"
Yihwa took the bait. "O-okay! I'm in! Don't regret it!"
I could guess at what she was thinking. She hadn't borrowed money from her family, but it looked like that to the loan company. She was probably thinking that she could use it to pay me back though.
"Can't you be quiet? You're making others uncomfortable here," said Horyang, looming over the boy after he noticed Goseng and Wangnan were covered by a cloud of gloom and resentment that he was playing such a game over the test scores.
"You want me to care about the Regulars who're about to fail? Don't ruin my day. Run off before I beat you up," Prince said, completely unafraid of the huge Horyang that towered over him.
"Brat," said Horyang before turning around towards the stage.
Then he went up to the machine and punched a 6350. That was pretty weak still, but he was holding back a lot here. He probably thought that there wasn't any need to go higher since less than eight Regulars remained, so his spot among the passing group was guaranteed if he got first now, and he wasn't going to play Prince's game.
Prince laughed. "This might be a bit fun after all."
Then his strongest hired help went forth. "Have you ever seen the devil? I'll show you," Rapdevil said as he passed Horyang.
The man whose eyes were a black sclera and two yellow dots, with a yellow pattern over his hair and shirt, held out his right arm. It transformed into a black and aquamarine demonic looking arm that looked an awful lot like this one guy from the Bleach anime.
He punched with an aura around his arm and hit 11988.
Prince clapped then gloated towards Horyang, then it was Yihwa's turn.
"I don't think it'll be easy to pass his score. By the way, his score is mine too," said Prince.
Yihwa smiled. "I thought you'd do better with a body like that."
Canonically she slipped and barely grazed the punch panel at an awkward angle before falling onto the machine.
…and then she did the same here. Prince laughed before the score was shown to be 22788.
"She got over 20,000?! But she barely touched it!" Prince said with a shocked face.
"Thanks for the cash," said Yihwa after she came back.
"Wait. I'm next, it's not over," said Prince.
"Let's see what you got then," said Yihwa with a scoff. "A boy who hired others to take him up the Tower…what could you possibly do?"
25517 was his score, which shocked everyone into silence.
His goons cheered him as he returned, and one of them began massaging his arm and shoulder.
"You got it backwards. They aren't taking me up. I'm the one taking them up the Tower," said Prince with a smirk. "That's why you should stay by my side."
"That's…I can do better than that! Test supervisor let me—"
"There are no retries," said Love.
"Just give up and come back to me!" Prince said gleefully.
"Do not worry miss Yeon, I will rescue you from his clutches," I said, walking forward confidently and giving her a thumbs up.
"Eh? Who are you?"
"My name is Canjon. A student of a mysterious cloaked man who taught me the meaning of true strength and honor. I never got his name or saw his face. But he passed down this 'Chromatic Cell Crystal' armor, and taught me the 'Calamity Style Demon Fist'!"
"Chromatic…Calamity…Demon…?" Yihwa asked with a surprised face. "You can't mean…?!"
"I trained for years to master this power, and I can barely handle it even now…but I fell in love with you at first sight! That's why…for the sake of a maiden in need…I will use the forbidden skill, Calamity Broken Fist!"
"W-what?! L-love at first sight?! Hey, what are you saying?" She asked as I ignored her question and walked up to the machine.
"What did I say…? It's a man's natural instinct to help a pretty girl," said Goseng.
"So courageous…is that how love should be conveyed?" Horyang said in awe of 'Canjon' while glancing towards Goseng.
"Don't get any stupid ideas, teddy bear, who knows if that guy is even serious," said Akraptor. "He's probably just pulling shit out of his ass. A student of the Calamity Demon? As if!"
I crouched into a stance and began 'powering up'. My Armor beginning to change color, slowly turning into a full black with red and purple veins from the head down.
"Oh shit, is he for real?" Wangnan asked.
I continued to 'power up', making some random gestures, then raised my right arm which began to get covered in glowing red circuit lines.
"Haaaa…!!!" Then I cried aloud while finally pulling my arm back into a punching stance.
Finally, I Broke my entire arm and the linked Armoriont section with Reinforcement. Except it wasn't actually just Breaking it immediately, but overloading a semi-stable Reinforcement to achieve a temporary higher level of power first before it self-destructed. This was a powerful spell that I'd wanted to test for a while, but was obviously very dangerous because I couldn't quite just Break the Armoriont arm section alone. Because of the way the power suit muscle-physics worked, isolating it to the Armoriont would require applying the effect to the whole thing around my body, or I could apply the effect to the actual arm that formed the core of the motion.
The Armoriont in that area cracked and glowed with even more red light. Yihwa must have felt a resonance in her Crest as she suddenly moved a hand to the back of her shoulder.
"Calamity Broken Fist!!!" I shouted and collided with the punch panel.
The Regulars watched with baited breath as the number on the scoreboard climbed.
It went passed Prince's score, and kept going. Passed 30k, then 40k…
"Holy shit!" Wangnan shouted. "Where's it gonna stop?!"
"He was the real deal?!" Akraptor asked as the score topped 60k, then 70k…
And it finally stopped at 74k.
There was silence for a moment, then my arm exploded.in blood. It wasn't completely gone, but the muscles had all been shredded, the bones had shattered, and the Armoriont was falling off in pieces.
"Oh my god! Mr. Canjon! Are you okay?!" Yihwa ran up to me and pulled out the healing wand I gave her, trying to touch it to my arm. "Let me heal you!"
I gestured for her to stop with my other arm. "I'm fine, thank you miss. I'll be able to heal this by tomorrow. No need to waste your rare item on me."
"Since you did this for me, I have to do this!" She exclaimed. "You idiot! Why did you use that forbidden skill if it was going to destroy your arm?! It was just some money, it wasn't a big deal. I agreed to be hired, it's not like I was being forced! I didn't need any rescuing!"
"This isn't a big deal for me either. Like I said, I can heal from it, thanks to this unique armor," I said.
"Stop acting tough already!"
Love allowed her to pull me away from the stage and called for a bot to clean up the mess first.
"Were you really taught by the Calamity Demon?" Yihwa asked me as we got back to the rest of the Regulars, and set me down against the wall. Then she started to activate the spell on the wand.
Because the spell on the wand wasn't fitted specifically for this body, it was still quite slow, especially considering the massive amount of damage that the arm had suffered.
"I don't know if you mean the same person, I never got his name," I said.
"Wait, who's the Calamity Demon?" Prince asked, finally looking interested.
"You dumbass, it's probably the infamous Chromatic Calamity, the Witch of Calamity's Demon Knight!" Wangnan said. "They always go around in cloaks, and that armor looks a lot like his!"
"What?! Those mass murdering psychos? But why did he talk about him like he was some great and honorable guy?" Prince asked.
"It must be a misunderstanding," said 'Viole', suddenly having stood up and walked over to check on me as well.
"Huh? You know him or something?" Wangnan asked.
"I don't know about this Chromatic Calamity…but the man who taught Canjon…is definitely a great person," said Viole.
"Forgive me if I can't believe that, coming from a guy like you," said Akraptor.
"I heard that their victims don't usually die," said Yihwa.
"Actually, I heard that too," said Wangnan, getting excited all of a sudden, as if they were talking about his favorite celebrities. "And Chromatic is supposed to be the non-violent one of the pair. He doesn't attack unless the Witch Andora orders him to, or if he gets attacked first. Plus, there's the rumor that they're actually the princess Androssi and the Crystal Knight Axion in disguise!"
"…!" Viole looked interested at Wangnan's last statement.
"And they haven't been seen for 2 years, around the same time that Axion disappeared and the princess got her new Shinheuh!" Wangnan continued.
"You're awfully talkative all of a sudden, for a guy that's failing the test," said Lurker to Wangnan.
"Urgh…damn it!" Wangnan said, looking tragic again. Goseng patted him on the back.
"Would the last Regular please come up to the stage now?" Love asked, reminding Viole that he was supposed to go next.
"Well…I thought for sure that guy was the strongest Regular here…but you surprised me, Canjon. Now I don't know if he might still get a higher score," said Akraptor, watching Viole move to the stage.
"The hell are you talking about? You think that long haired guy might beat that crazy score? Is he super strong?" Prince asked.
"He fought everyone in our group at the same time," said Wangnan. "Including Mr. Canjon."
"What the fuck? You're kidding me?" Prince asked, turning to me.
"He's probably stronger than me. He was holding back during the fight earlier, by a lot," I said. "You guys are all barely hurt after getting hit from his attacks, after all."
"…I didn't even notice that," said Horyang. "I thought it was just my shield…but now that you mention it, I wasn't the only one that wasn't hurt much."
Viole went up to the machine without much fuss, then pressed his palm against it. Shinsoo burst out from his hand in a huge wave as it touched the punch panel.
"…the Floral Butterfly Piercing Technique?" Love said. "FUG?"
It was not technically a Shinsoo Beam–it had no Baang involved–but actually the same thing he did to my arm in the fight earlier. A technique that vibrates Shinsoo and pushes it into the target as a wave with a martial arts strike. Extremely dangerous because it had armor-ignoring properties and could easily hit internal organs, kind of like an advanced Qi Gong attack if Qi were real.
Now that I had faced it first hand, I was even more interested in it, but learning it without Baam's talent would be quite a challenge. I had a plan for this later, but I wouldn't be able to pursue it for a little while.
The number blew past my own score and then settled on 135k.
There was a muted reaction, full of disbelieving faces, when Love called the Regulars to step forward, and for Viole to join him at the front of the stage.
"No way…I guess you belong to the FUG now," said Prince to Yihwa.
"W-what? He can't…!" Yihwa looked at Viole, who ignored her. "Huh? I hope he forgot about that stupid bet…"
"Stop crying…you're making Miseng cry!" Goseng scolded Wangnan, who had buried his face into his knees sitting against the wall, and Miseng was crying beside him too.
"OK, Viole…now you need to choose seven teammates to take the test with," said Love, after the Regulars gathered in front of the stage.
Everyone was shocked again for a moment before Prince reacted first, complaining that it was supposed to be top eight.
Love shut him down saying he was the test administrator and could do whatever he wanted. There were more complaints but Love ignored them all and asked Viole to choose.
Then Wangnan stood up. "Regular Wangnan Ja! Let me introduce myself! I've got more than just power! The era of the Ten Great Families will end with me! You won't regret it, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the real entertainer of this era!"
The guy proceeded to actually dance and sing, then after everyone cringed, he went up to the stage and bowed down in dogeza begging Viole to take him.
"I'll bark if you want, I'll lick your shoes!"
Prince shook his head with a mocking smile. "It's better to take the test again than do that."
And yet, in a way, this was Wangnan's charisma. That desperation, the willingness to subject himself to humiliation…there were also those inspired by it, who realized that perhaps passing the test was more important than their pride, especially if their life was on the line.
Akraptor suddenly went up in dogeza as well and gave a sob story about him having a daughter he wants to see.
Then Horyang followed saying he needs to find someone.
Miseng rushed over hugging Viole's robe and crying, saying she missed her mom and dad.
Yihwa dragged me up with her. "Mr. Viole I suggest you take me as your teammate. Everybody has their own sob stories…but I think we should choose based on strengths. Mr. Canjon here is pretty strong too so we should take him as well."
"Why are you acting like you're already his teammate?" Wangnan demanded.
"Isn't it obvious? I'm from the Yeon family and I'm a Fisherman. I got one of the top scores without even hitting it properly. Who else is he going to pick?"
"Don't overestimate yourself! You kill your own teammates!"
"What?!"
"You burned so many people you don't even remember me. I failed the last test because of you!" Wangnan said smugly. "Lord Viole, don't pick her, she barbecues her own teammates!"
"Wait, that's…!"
"So? Other than killing your teammates, what are you good for?!" Wangnan asked.
"I'm healing Mr. Canjon right now! I've gotten things to help me overcome my weakness!" Yihwa said vehemently.
"She's got a point," said Akraptor.
"Hah! So you'll burn people just to heal them after?!"
"I also have a Shinheuh now that can keep my flames away from my teammates!"
"You'll just lose control of that too! You're not even an Anima! What if the Shinheuh also starts killing your teammates?!"
"Shut up! That won't—"
"What else you got huh?!" Wangnan asked. "Another secret power you can't control?!"
"I…"
"Just leave now before you kill the rest of us!"
"You…"
"You've got nothing to say anymore? Just get out then! Get away and get off the platform!"
"Breasts! I have bigger breasts, you smelly male monkey!" Yihwa finally shouted.
Wangnan had a dumbfounded look, which was shared by everyone else.
"Well, don't make me laugh, are they that big?" Wang asked while moving his hands to his belt and zipper. "Then I'll show you—"
"Don't!" Akraptor pointed his umbrella at him and Horyang gave him a hard stare with a skull face forming out of his right shoulder light.
Wangnan raised his hands back into the air in surrender. "Okay."
O O O
Everyone waited for Viole's decision. Then he announced that he won't choose any teammates.
I merely watched as the drama unfolded.
"I alone will be enough, administrator," said Viole. "Let them all go."
"The exam is for teams only," said Love. "You must choose."
"I don't want to choose unqualified teammates. Nobody here can be my teammate."
"What? Aren't you full of yourself?" Yihwa asked. "The big bad gangster with the FUG symbol! How can you be proud of that fake symbol? You should be embarrassed!"
"It's not fake. I am Jyu Viole Grace. A Slayer Candidate for FUG. I live to kill Zahard and his family. So you can't be my teammate. I'm your enemy."
There was a momentary silence, even Yihwa looked surprised. Then Love spoke again. "I understand you but whoever you are the rules can't be changed. That's the rule of the Tower. And most of the Regulars here would be willing to take a deal with the Devil. So let's play a game, you and I. If you win, I'll let you take the test by yourself."
Love gestured and a door opened at one of the walls. "Everyone who wants to participate in the game for a chance to form a team, go through that door."
O O O
Love looked at me still standing in the empty auditorium after everyone else had gone through.
"Aren't you going to join them, Mr. Canjon?" He asked.
"No, my arm still isn't healed and that forbidden technique took too much out of me. I won't be able to recover properly for many days. If I'd had a team going into the next test against a normal group of Regulars, it might be fine, but if I have to play another game with that guy? No thanks, that's way too dangerous. I'll just try my luck another time," I said.
"I understand. You can leave that way, then," said Love, opening a different door for me.
O O O
I bowed out of the test because there was nothing of interest to do in the next portion, and I wasn't planning on continuing up with this body either. It would be best if the canonical team of eight that Wangnan formed was assembled the same way, and my presence would only complicate things.
I just let things play out over the next several days, with the general course of events being similar to what I remembered, and only minor details changing. Although I observed through the new crest spirit in Yihwa, her role in this test was limited aside from being comedic relief, as direct firepower wasn't particularly useful.
In the end, Wangnan successfully tricked Viole into joining the team he assembled, while Viole established his reputation as a fearsome slayer candidate who defeated a Ranker in a game.
O O O
"…by the way, there was this one guy during the second part…his name was Canjon. He said you taught him the Calamity Style Fist or something like that? In your other disguise…did you really teach him? I thought I felt something from the Crest…" Yihwa said on a call with me after cheerfully reporting her success.
"Nope. That guy was actually my puppet that I'd smuggled into the exam," I said.
"What?!"
"He died a long time ago unfortunately, I wasn't actually able to save him. So I preserved his body. Because you were nearby, I was able to use a technique to control it. The test administrators didn't notice," I said. "His last wish before he died was to have a chance to be the hero in front of a cute girl. So I fulfilled his wish for him."
"W-wait, so all the things he said…a-about me…!"
"It was me, yes. I was just teasing you, haha. But wasn't he awesome?"
"That…that…! It was kind of cool but…it scared me! He destroyed his arm and I felt so bad!"
"A heroic sacrifice, the kind of thing he never could have done when he was alive. I thought it was a suitably moving scene."
"…you should warn me next time!"
"Sure, sure. Anyways, congratulations again. I'll be heading up to the 21st Floor myself as well now," I said.
"Wait, what about the FUG? Is it really okay for me to be on a team with a bad guy like him?"
"It's fine. You'll be able to climb faster with him. In the mean time, think of it as keeping an eye on him if you want."
"Okay, I can do that…"
O O O
A/N: This chapter was delayed a bit with some last minute adjustments. One of the new pre-release readers helpfully pointed out that some parts explaining canon events were pretty superfluous and unnecessary, as it doesn't really impact the MC. And a good reminder for anyone else interested in looking over prerelease drafts, helping to catch stuff like that which my betas might have missed, you can find it in my discord server in my signature.