Which would you prefer become Tyrian's Character Portrait?

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Ehm, what? Are these time traveling Eldars or something.

Now, now... We all know Time-Travel is impossible in Warhammer :V Totally impossible, obviously not how the Primarchs ended up scattered. It's definitely not like the warp can spit people out into the past and future. :V Obviously.

Great, time traveling Eldar. As if the Knife Ears couldn't get more infuriating.

I mean... They have, if you look specifically at how they've been interacting with us. Some things here may be rather different from what we know. Like the entire Dark Eldar doing really well....

1. The large one is just outside of your longest ranged guns. Almost as if they knew your ship's capabilities. The smaller ones are making continuous harassment attacks, flying under your belly before popping up, firing, then flying out of range.
2. Well, surprise. You were quite literally just dragged out of the Warp, and then they started shooting you. Most of your firing crews were temporarily stunned due to sheer WTF.
3. You can try.
4. Data reports that your ship aside from shields and a bit of hull damage is operating at full capacity. Your Void Shields on the other hand have been dropped to half due to the sudden de-warping and sustained enemy fire. As for how you got pulled out, they have no fucking idea.

1. More like whoever is fighting you seems like a fucking mind reader. They seem to know the exact points your guns can turn to, and where their blind spots are.
2. Thunderhawks don't exist yet. You have some Stormbirds for troop transport, some drop pods, and some boarding torpedos. Plus some fighters. Most of your air power is with the rest of the fleet.
3. See 1, though you're at least winging them with AA.
4. 2,000. The rest are on the fleet still in Warp.
5. Yep. Though what you want protected still needs to be said.

I mean, with some of what's said up here... well, they might be way more capable of using their Warp Powers and for some odd reason seem very well-informed as to the specifications of our ship. I wonder why they know a lot about our Crusade-Era Flagship enough to know it's capabilities. Not to mention this other part... "1. More like whoever is fighting you seems like a fucking mind reader. They seem to know the exact points your guns can turn to, and where their blind spots are." Right here seems to me like something awfully suspicious is up.
 
THE FALLEN CHILDREN ARE HIGH
Fixed it for you ;)

"Ooooh! We've run into one of those Astartes monkeigh without his armour sisters! His bare flesh simply screams for us to carve beautiful artwork into it, does it not?" One of the Eldar declares with a smirk that promises violence, pain, and a third rather mysterious thing. One of her battle-sisters responds with her own vicious smile and retort. "I don't know Ferarae, why not simply cut off his arms and legs and bring him back to Comorragh to be our replacement plaything. Our housing unit has been sooo lonely since the last corpse-worshipping fool unfortunately expired." The xenos known as Ferarae seems to give this some thought, cupping her chin with her hand before speaking in a ponderous tone. "That does sound tempting dear Sister." She gives another vicious grin before continuing. "If you can manage to incapacitate him without killing him it will be so!" This seems to excite all of them in a rather confusing way.
The Dark Prince Blesses This Battle. The Bronze Lord looks on with pride.
You slam your fist into on the of metal on the wall, shattering it. Before grabbing one of the larger and sharper pieces of metal and beginning to wield it as a blade.
"Know this Tyrian, you are never without a weapon. So long as you use your mind, your hands shall never be empty." "Yes, my lord."
This only seems to amuse the xenos females, some of them even breaking out laughing. "Pffft-HAHAHAH, does the pitiful monkeigh really hope to battle us with a chip of scrap metal Sister Meratihr?" One of them asks. "Indeed he does Sister Ferarae. Mayhaps he hopes his corpse of a god will grant him the strength to strike us down with mere junk-scrap."
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Suddenly the "30k-40k" in the title acquires a totally new meaning.

[X] Jump back to make space. (Buy Time.)
 
Hahaha Wow.

So either they got someone from a different time or they've been in contact with someone who saw what happens post Heresy.

Don't know if they haven't realized that it's the wrong time for that or if they just find the thought amusing.

They're dark Eldar and we're unarmored so the best strategy is probably to do a fighting retreat...

[X] Hold your ground. They believe the battle is already won. Use their arrogance against them and counterattack.
 
I suspect that they are not time-travelling.

We are.
After all only we made the warp-journey with it's weird effects. Not the Eldar.
 
[X] Hold your ground. They believe the battle is already won. Use their arrogance against them and counterattack.
-[X]eat their brains for information after
 
[X] Jump back buy time.
If we were in armor I say slaughter them but the dark Eldar like to coat their weapons in poison that causes disabilities pain in beings.
 
[X] Hold your ground. They believe the battle is already won. Use their arrogance against them and counterattack.
-[X]eat their brains for information after
 
I'm going to do a tally to see how it's going so far.
Adhoc vote count started by Tinkerer on Apr 7, 2019 at 6:05 PM, finished with 39 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Jump back to make space. (Buy Time.)
    [X] Hold your ground. They believe the battle is already won. Use their arrogance against them and counterattack.
    -[X]eat their brains for information after
    [X] Jump back buy time.
    [X] Attempt to spit super acid at them and charge!
    -[X] if possible pick one of these opponents up and use their body both as a meat shield and a weapon to beat the others to death with.
    [X] Hold your ground. They believe the battle is already won. Use their arrogance against them and counterattack.
 
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