You start heading towards the sun. It isn't like one direction makes much more of a difference to you then the other, right? You start pushing through the wheat, make sure to keep going directly towards the sun. You don't want to get mixed about. Eventually, it starts opening up and you leave the giant wheatfield.
You find yourself in some kind of forest made of fungi. Mushrooms are everywhere, all over the ground, and further in there are bigger and bigger ones, with a few the size of trees. You start heading inside the fungal "forest" still following the sun. You walk between mushrooms as tall as you, and you eventually see a bunch of smoke off to the distance.
You start heading towards the smoke, and as you start getting close, you start seeing a blue shape in the smoke. It resolves itself into a giant blue catapiller about your size, sitting on mushroom a few heads taller then you. The smoke is coming for a giant hookah that the catapulted is smoking. You vaguely remember this catapiller and you say "Hello, how are you doing?"
The catapiller, Absolum or something, you think, responses with a contempish "Fine. But the real question is, who are YOU?" and he blows a bunch of smoke in your face, causing you to cough. But, you don't let it bother you too much and answer with...
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