[X] Aces High.
After Action Report
Wards ENE
Aegis
So it was about, I guess, five in the evening or roughly around that time? Yeah, I was on patrol with Gallant at the time. Then we got the alert from console about a disturbance down by the docks, asking for us to divert and investigate.
When we where a few minutes out from the area, we got to see the source of the ruckus...
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Spider-Woman
"Bad day, bad day, bad day!" You found yourself shouting as you dodged the incoming projectile, courtesy of Skidmark. Only for your Spidey-sense to ring again. Moving by instinct, you found yourself dodging a really large fist...thingy. You don't know what to call it. Really.
"Today, Skidmark is gonna show you why you don't fuck with the Merchants, you fucking cunt wipe!" And there he goes ranting. Is this a trend with these idiots? Cause it really sounds like for a gang of crackheads, they really love to hear themselves talk.
"Language, Skiddie!" You call back out as you leapfrog off a piece of drywall he sent flying your way. You need to close the distance and try to take down Skidmark first. Squealer was under the 'Slightly Easier' Category. Mush and Trainwreck? Eh, you can deal with it when the time comes. Aaand a webshot towards Skidmark and score!
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Aegis
Spider Woman was there engaging the entirety of the Merchant Cape roster. Yeah, you heard me right, she was soloing all of them. What? No, I'm not sure if she picked a fight with them ot they plain flat out ambushed her. What did we do after that? Oh, we radioed it in to Console and they told us to stay and observe. Don't intervene since they were going to redirect some Protectorate reinforcements our way.
Gallant? Oh, er, he wanted to chip in and help out but, yeah. We weren't sure at all what to do.
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Spider-Woman
As Skidmark flew back from the punch you landed on him, you barely had time to celebrate your victory when a massive fist slammed into your side.
You felt yourself bouncing off the pavement as you tried to arrest your momentum, all while you could hear Trainwreck gloating in the background. Getting back on your feet, you flip away as Mush tries to crush you beneath his weight. Let's see here, he's got some abandoned cars, a few loose tires, a rusted shipping container and a lot of garbage in there.
"Phew!" You exclaim while sling-shotting up his arm. "Did you ever take a shower here? Wait. Hold that thought for a minute," You quip before yanking Skidmark over with a quick shot and pull of your web.
"Hey there, Skidmark! Look, I know you're a busy person and all that, but have you considered actually implemeting a health plan of some sorts?" You ask while dangling him from your web, dodging Mush's attempt to rescue him.
"Fuck you! When I get my hands on you I'm going to skullfuck your br-mph!" Ah, blessed quiet.
"Guess I should also tell you to work on your bad breath. You ever heard of breath mints?" Spidey-sense warning again! "Have a safe trip!" You shout before tossing him towards a nearby building before firing several globs of web at him.
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Gallant
And that's how she took down Skidmark. What about the rest of the Merchants? Well, she dodged whatever they threw at her for a few more minutes before coming up with what appeared to be some crazy plan to handle Mush and Trainwreck...No sir, we did not intervene in the fight in anyway previously. We stayed a respectable distance away to observe the fight, at least until a stary bullet from Squealer's vehicle grazed Aegis, then we intervened.
Yes, sir. All we did was help Spider Woman pull on the web line after she somehow managed to entangle the both of them. Yes sir, we tripped the both of them into the ocean. Mush had to shed his mass while Trainwreck kinda shorted out.
Squealer? I don't know how, but Spider Woman somehow managed to talk her into surrendering. Somehow. All right then, sir. The report will be on your desk tomorrow morning.
Hah! I command this thing to rise up once again! At least long enough for me to get this out at least...Well, the next actual part will be out around....next week I hope. Then after that, tie up last minute changes to assignments so hopefully updates may resume their regular schedule by the week after next.