A Light in the Dark: A King Arthur/Warhammer 40k Imperial Knights Story

Honestly i have to challenge the statement on health in 40k, the Sisters Hospitallar are by far the most numerous of the Sororitas and despite acting as nurses most everywhere they are stationed leave the Schola with medical skill to match a modern Seasoned Doctor of our era.

The failures of 40k medicine stem from the sheer complexity of what you're dealing with. On one hand you have a psychic virus that spreads via thought and one of it's stages is to turn its victims into murderous psychopaths. You're biggest supplier of effective medicine is known to be corrupted by a genestealer cult and are inserting their own DNA into random batches, and then the actual Nids keep spreading a biomass eating microorganism that will evolve to counter almost anything you do, and your pretty sure the night shift nurse is a Ork im a dress, and all you know how to do is brain surgery with a near 100% success rate, how to heal a body back to perfection, and cure cancer within 24 hours without resorting to surgery, you're entirely under qualified....oh and a Noble wants you to move his soul into the body of a hot young thang they found at 7. Tootles.
... your first comment in a thread, and you dig up a comment from over a year ago just to rebut with a fever dream you got from reading Vigilus again. Not even gonna talk about the story itself, not even tying it into the worldbuilding on Avalon. Just your opinion.

Learn to read the room mate, and talk about how the different prioritizing of values between Cei, Lancelot, Bors, and Bedwyn. Justice, honor, duty, and humility.
 
... your first comment in a thread, and you dig up a comment from over a year ago just to rebut with a fever dream you got from reading Vigilus again. Not even gonna talk about the story itself, not even tying it into the worldbuilding on Avalon. Just your opinion.

Learn to read the room mate, and talk about how the different prioritizing of values between Cei, Lancelot, Bors, and Bedwyn. Justice, honor, duty, and humility.
"You've got mail"

But actually there was both a good bit of fun in there, and actual warhammer 40k lore featured in there.
I referenced the Plague of Unbelief which is tied to the Nurgle Pox Walkers unit, as well as the long standing Plague Zombies.
The Sisters Hospitallar directly and the Schola Progmintium and the tie in between their two lores, one directly stating their commonality on any Imperium world, Avalon itself even likely to have the remenants of them around, the base skill level of any Schola graduate.
as well as the Genestealer Cult of the Twisted Helix, which if you look on the Genestealer page on the 40k wiki they have a direct "this is what Genestealers are like on Feudal Worlds" and there is a story pertaining to a Knight World getting a Genestealer infection but the Throne Mechanicums of the Knights allowing the Knights to stave off the Genestealer's mind control properties allowing the Knights to commence a bloody purge of their world before most of them either castrated themselves or committed suicide.

And then there is the general reference to how everything in 40k for anyone is going to be overwhelming almost no matter what.

But hey i saw some old posts, and thought I'd have fun with them.
 
Riding Home
Bedwyr woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and an ache in his arms from the duels of the previous day. The beds of the inn were quite nice, the innkeeper insisting on placing the noble warriors in the finest rooms available.

It was almost overly comfy, overstuffed feather mattresses and thick sheets. It was simultaneously like a gentle dream and a smothering nightmare after the years of battle and sleeping wherever and whenever it was safe.

Palamedes clearly had no such trouble. He was sprawled out in his own bed, still snoring lightly. He groaned out a particularly loud one as Bedwyr rose, and squirmed a shade, threatening to awaken. But an instant later he stilled and his easy snores continued.

Shaking his head, Bedwyr got to his feet and pulled on his trousers. He nodded to Bedwin, who was sitting on a simple wooden chair, turning his Aquilla over and over in his hands. "Couldn't sleep?"

"I managed a few hours, but Palamedes kept me up. I'm surprised we have survived as long as we have, that man's snores could wake devils from the depths of the Otherworld." The priest managed a smile. It was brittle.

"I'm not quite convinced devils are real," said Bedwyr.

"What about that bird-headed freak?"

Bedwyr shook his head. He walked to the window, peering outward. It was a dull, drizzly morning. "That was just a corrupted thing. A twisted monster. I like to think a devil would be more profound, more subtle."

"Such poetry, applied to the enemies of all life in the universe," Bedwin said, his smile growing more honest. This was a familiar line of conversation.

Bedwyr turned away from the window, and smiled at his comrade-in-arms. "Poetry is a part of the knight's calling, I believe."

"Just don't go reading it to me again." The young priest-knight made a disgusted face. "If I have to hear another rhyming description of your lady-love I'll go quite mad."

Absently, Bedwyr stroked the battered remains of Vivian's favor, the scraps of which were sewn into the seams of his coat. He lifted it up, and threw it over his shoulders. "I don't believe you will have to worry about that for long."

Bedwin shook his head, his smile all the more honest. "Do you even know where Lady Vivian is?"

"I know where she will be," said Bedwyr, "the Grand Londinium Tournament."

The priest's face grew suddenly grim, as a new thought came into his mind. "Are you worried about that?"

"Whatever for?" Bedwyr asked, a little confused.

"Sir Lancelot. He is the type to hold a grudge."

"You think so? He has a fine reputation."

"Reputations can be exaggerated, paid for. You heard what Sir Bors said, you were the first to ever throw him from horse. Men like him are obsessed with keeping their reputations intact, and for the man with the title "Lancelot", especially one who considers it of such paramount importance that it is all he goes by. You've made an enemy, Bedwyr."

Bedwyr laughed, waving his hand. "Come now, Bedwin. Certainly I gave him a toss, but ultimately such rivalry is a common matter between knights. Perhaps we will meet again at the tournament, and compete in the lists, but by the end we will take drink together, as two men of honor."

"I hope you are right," said Bedwin. He kept his voice neutral, Bedwyr found that more telling then if it sounded negative.

A pounding rang through the room. It instantly got Palamedes out of bed, yelping something about partisans.

Cei's voice boomed through, "Come on worthies! We are burning the morning light!"

Bedwyr, chuckling, opened the door. "Cei, it is hardly a good morning. We can wait."

Cei, accompanied by Ganieda, crossed her arms. "Wart has been moping around for a while now. Frankly, I'm getting sick of it. Seeing you might snap him out of it, so I say we get moving as quickly as possible." As if to hide her worry for her foster brother, she added, "Besides, father will want to speak with you."

"As do I," responded Bedwyr, "I miss the good man as much as anyone else."

"Good to hear," Cei grunted. She turned on her heel and stomped away. "So fetch your friends, we leave as soon as we can."

"She's a firecracker and a half, isn't she?" Palamedes grumbled, rubbing his eyes.

"Always has been," Bedwyr said fondly. He gestured. "Get dressed, gather your things, we rendezvous with Sir Sagramore and Sir Gowther and then on to Caer Gei." Home, he thought, smiling softly. He still was when they rode out. He didn't even notice the villagers still watching him, the man who threw the great Sir Lancelot.

*************​

Sagramore and Gowther met them, as agreed, on the road to the Caer. Gowther rode up, waving cheerfully, but Sagramore was nowhere to be seen. He hadn't been friendly with Bedwyr in some time.

Cei managed to hide a distasteful face at the sight of Gowther. Ganieda had mostly adapted well to civilized life, with most not realizing she was mutant until close inspection. With his goat's horns, Gowther was as obvious as he could be. It was one of the reasons he opted to keep a distance from cities, beyond his normal dislike for them.

Cei shook the man's hand, looked about, and asked, "So where is Sir Sagramore hiding?"

Gowther scowled. "He up and left, as soon as Bedwyr went into town. Think he means to gather up forces elsewhere to get his sister back."

Bedwyr sighed. He should have seen that coming. "Well, best of luck to him. I hope we meet again in triumph."

"Wait, what happened to his sister?" Cei asked. She crossed her arms as she looked to Bedwyr. "Have you been hiding something ignoble, Bedwyr?"

"No," Bedwyr said calmly, "it was something I wished to discuss with your father. Lady Claire has been taken hostage by Prince Vortimer, son of Vortigern."

"How long?" Cei asked.

"Three years."

"Well, she's dead then," she said with minimal sympathy.

Bedwyr shook his head. "She wasn't a month ago. King Vercingetorix has a spy in Vortimer's Warband. He has been keeping us updated, and his report a month ago confirms she is still held prisoner."

"Is he demanding ransom?" Cei asked. That was somewhat common in noble circles.

Bedwyr made a face. "Apparently, he is trying to woo her to his side. In several regards."

Bedwin performed the sign of the Aquilla. "The Emperor protects," he muttered.

Gowther shrugged. "Isn't a worry. Vortimer is butt-ugly. Claire has better standards than that."

Everyone managed a chuckle at that. Bedwyr couldn't help but think about rumors of the dark enchantment that certain sorcerers could level. Magic that could make one mistake a loathed enemy for a lover, twist their minds until agony was ecstasy, and at the most base and brute level snap a mind into submission and force it into doing the enchanter's bidding. Vercingetorix's spy claimed that Claire had her own private room, and was holding tight to the true belief.

It was best to not bring up such dark supposistions. Bedwyr had strong practice looking on the bright side, bringing up the ideas around Sir Sagramore was considered rude, and would probably drive him deeper into his black rage.

"I hoped," Bedwyr continued, "to gather a force around me to fight back. It seems Sir Sagramore has jumped into that early, which is quite alright."

"No one is going to gather together to do anything until the High King is decided," Cei said, spitting in disgust. "Least of all take down the Crown Prince of Evil. Your friend Sir Sagramore is going to be quite disappointed, I think."

"I don't know if he can handle much more," Palamedes said worriedly.

"Best of luck to him," Bedwyr said with a sigh. There was little luck to be had.

**************​

Cei had them moving before breakfast, claiming loudly that Sir Ector would gladly serve the finest food in miles to the returning heroes. Everyone kept their grumblings hidden until Cei was quite out of earshot.

Bedwyr was riding beside her, chatting lightly about recent events. Aglovale and Dido were doing well, Morfren growing swiftly. Taliesin and his court had left several months ago, along with Myrddin. No one was quite sure what they were up to. Queen Morgan, known as the Fay, had given birth to a daughter who had been named Ywain with some fanfare.

"There are rumors about little Ywain," Cei muttered to him, "they say when she was born, the psykers felt it." She shivered. "Queen Morgan is a famous enchantress, of course, what happens around her is shrouded in rumor. Makes one fearful."

Bedwyr nodded, very sympathetic to the worry. A new and powerful psychic was a danger in the world they lived in.

"She is surrounded by damsels, of course," Cei continued, "including a blank. Remember Ragnelle? I'd bet my favorite bow that it is her."

"Would be a hell of a coincidence," Bedwyr admitted. He did remember Ragnelle, from the adventure with the shapeshifting crow-man.

"You probably want to hear more about King Pellinore, of course," Cei continued, "sad to say I haven't heard much. He is still alive, I can say that much. We can pay him a visit as soon as we can."

"I would like that," said Bedwyr, "I do hope we don't get caught up in too much work."

Any further conversation was cut short suddenly as a horse barged its way through the woods, a young man clinging tight to its bridle. The horse, on suddenly springing up on two armored knights, reared and cried in terror. The young man clung tenaciously for several seconds, eyes wide, before it became too much and he fell with a splat into one of the cold puddles left from the morning rain.

Cei yelled out a foul word unbecoming of a noble lady. She kept her horse under control in short order, cursing again and again.

Bedwyr's horse barely reacted at all, and he rode up to the young man, who managed to sit up. "You alright?" Bedwyr asked, looking down at him.

The young man looked up. He was handsome, dark-haired and proud, a fine new beard on his sturdy jaw. He looked up at Bedwyr, and kept staring for a long moment.

Bedwyr froze as well. He stared back at the young man, his mind frozen in the shock of recognition.

"Bedwyr?" the young man gasped.

"Wart?" Bedwyr stammered back.


[Blame Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous for this taking me longer then a week]
 
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"Reputations can be exaggerated, paid for. You heard what Sir Bors said, you were the first to ever throw him from horse. Men like him are obsessed with keeping their reputations intact, and for the man with the title "Lancelot", especially one who considers it of such paramount importance that it is all he goes by. You've made an enemy, Bedwyr."
He's right, you know.
Home, he thought, smiling softly. He still was when they rode out. He didn't even notice the villagers still watching him, the man who threw the great Sir Lancelot.
This will be start of your reputation, Bedwyr. And that story is going to grow so much in telling.
"Wait, what happened to his sister?"
FTFY.
Gowther shrugged. "Isn't a worry. Vortimer is butt-ugly. Claire has better standards than that."
Heh.
 
"I'm not quite convinced devils are real," said Bedwyr.

"What about that bird-headed freak?"

Bedwyr shook his head. He walked to the window, peering outward. It was a dull, drizzly morning. "That was just a corrupted thing. A twisted monster. I like to think a devil would be more profound, more subtle."
... Three of the four are anything but subtle. I don't know if that's going to disappoint him or if he'll be happy to be wrong.
"I know where she will be," said Bedwyr, "the Grand Londinium Tournament."

The priest's face grew suddenly grim, as a new thought came into his mind. "Are you worried about that?"

"Whatever for?" Bedwyr asked, a little confused.

"Sir Lancelot. He is the type to hold a grudge."

"You think so? He has a fine reputation."

"Reputations can be exaggerated, paid for. You heard what Sir Bors said, you were the first to ever throw him from horse. Men like him are obsessed with keeping their reputations intact, and for the man with the title "Lancelot", especially one who considers it of such paramount importance that it is all he goes by. You've made an enemy, Bedwyr."

Bedwyr laughed, waving his hand. "Come now, Bedwin. Certainly I gave him a toss, but ultimately such rivalry is a common matter between knights. Perhaps we will meet again at the tournament, and compete in the lists, but by the end we will take drink together, as two men of honor."
Eh. Bedwyr's making alot of suppositions about Lancelot's behavior. He's saying everything'll work itself out and he doesn't need to do anything.

He's going to be very dissapointed.
Home, he thought, smiling softly. He still was when they rode out. He didn't even notice the villagers still watching him, the man who threw the great Sir Lancelot.
And so a legend begins.
Everyone managed a chuckle at that. Bedwyr couldn't help but think about rumors of the dark enchantment that certain sorcerers could level. Magic that could make one mistake a loathed enemy for a lover, twist their minds until agony was ecstasy, and at the most base and brute level snap a mind into submission and force it into doing the enchanter's bidding. Vercingetorix's spy claimed that Claire had her own private room, and was holding tight to the true belief.

It was best to not bring up such dark supposistions. Bedwyr had strong practice looking on the bright side, bringing up the ideas around Sir Sagramore was considered rude, and would probably drive him deeper into his black rage.
The whole Chaos/Faith/Blank deal really depends on the author. Cain famously had a Literal Hitler brainwash a Sororitas coven and it broke their minds, and the HH novels infamously had Lorgar shove a daemon into the Imperium's most powerful Blank. But we do also have "Deny The Witch" by Commissars and Shrines to the Emperor offering variable levels of purity against Chaos.

So its all down to the story.
Bedwyr was riding beside her, chatting lightly about recent events. Aglovale and Dido were doing well, Morfren growing swiftly. Taliesin and his court had left several months ago, along with Myrddin. No one was quite sure what they were up to. Queen Morgan, known as the Fay, had given birth to a daughter who had been named Ywain with some fanfare.

"There are rumors about little Ywain," Cei muttered to him, "they say when she was born, the psykers felt it." She shivered. "Queen Morgan is a famous enchantress, of course, what happens around her is shrouded in rumor. Makes one fearful."

Bedwyr nodded, very sympathetic to the worry. A new and powerful psychic was a danger in the world they lived in.

"She is surrounded by damsels, of course," Cei continued, "including a blank. Remember Ragnelle? I'd bet my favorite bow that it is her."

"Would be a hell of a coincidence," Bedwyr admitted. He did remember Ragnelle, from the adventure with the shapeshifting crow-man.
Ywain, one of the oldest companions of Arthur and has some pretty badass, if conventional, tales. Guy legit struggles with mental illness after his wife, admittedly deservedly, kicks him out. He goes on a bunch of adventures, saves a lion who'll be a faithful companion*, slays demons, dragons, Romans, a fuckton of Saxons, and asshat knights, before Ywain finally manages to save his wife from being burned at the stake as a witch. He remains a close companion of Arthur, in some later editions his nephew, despite being kicked out over an argument with Arthur's mom. At Camlann, he rescues and unhorsed Arthur as one of the last of Arthur's men before Mordred charges in and cleaves his head in half. Some repayment for pulling an injured Mordred away from a tournament to get healed.


*Not sure if it'll be a White Lion of Warhammer Fantasy, but probably some sort of inspiration.
 
The Castaways
Sir Gawain gently withdrew his sword from the corpse of the draig, the sharp and perfect blade coming forth undamaged. He was still quivering from the exhilaration of fighting and slaying the beast. It was as grand a feeling as a joust against another worthy, or after making love to a fair maiden. Slaying a draig was an ancient honor for a knight.

The old forester, leaning on his longbow, stared sadly at the corpse. "Poor ol' beast," the man said softly.

Gawain quirked an eyebrow at the man. "It was trying to kill our fair castaways."

"I don't deny it needed to be put down," responded the villein, "but it is like putting down a mad dog." He reached out, and stroked a gnarly hand over the horns sprouting from the beast's skull. "Seen this sign more and more lately. A touch of Chaos, some specific force." The old man closed his eyes. "My mam always did tell me of such specific touches. Certain stigmatas, signs of certain gods and powers. The stag horns are a corruption of nature. As sure a sign of rabidity as anything else."

Sighing, Gawain put his hands on his hips. "You've seen this before?"

"I've had to kill plenty lately, untenable mutations," the old man gave Gawain a truly exhausted look, "humans as well as beasts."

"You are admitting to murder," Gawain said, swallowing down a sick feeling in his stomach.

"If you choose to take my head, sir, I won't resist. I did what had to be done, and I will take that on my soul. I'm not interested in being an Inquisitor of old, allowed to run roughshod over all laws and common decency. Make your choice."

Gawain looked away, towards where Sir Lamorak was guiding the women. He watched, finding it more pleasurable than continuing the conversation with the peasant bowman. To his mind, all of them were pretty in some regard or another. "I won't be the one to judge you, goodman. We live in cruel and dark times, and we all often have to make harsh choices." He grinned at the man. "It is up to the God-Emperor to measure whether they are correct or not."

One of the castaways, one of the Imperium women, rushed over. She was the delicate girl, as beautiful as a painting by a master. "Sir Gawain," she said in gothic, hands clasped together. "One of us needs help, they are within the ship."

"What kind of help, milady Isolde?" Gawain asked, the gothic feeling like wool in his mouth. He suddenly wished he had paid more attention to Father Tortelbach's lectures on the matter. He was fairly fluent, but unused.

"A doctor," Isolde said, deliberately slowing her speech.

Gawain believed himself to be a skilled healer. He'd been taught the arts by many tutors, who had told him he had as much a hand for it as he did for the arts of war. "I'll take a look," he told her, "but I don't have much in the way of equipment, we may have to go to my car."

"Just check, please," pleaded the girl, giving him a truly heartrending look. Her eyes were massive and lovely.

Gawain followed after her as she rushed to the remains of the ship. The thing had been melted into an unrecognizable slab of metal, its engines utterly destroyed and unworkable, even if they could find the fuel.

Sir Lamorak stood beside it with the two women they had met outside. The one in the blue uniform was cradling her broken wrist, splinted well enough. Her gun was held by Lamorak, shoved in his belt. Gawain had the longer model slung over his back.

The other woman, the giantess, watched him curiously. She was taller than him, the only woman Gawain had ever met who managed that, and slim as a spear-pole. She had a dirty cloth wrapped around her forehead, and she cut an eerie figure, like a ben side of the ghost tales his nurse would tell him before bed.

Still, women were women, even angry looking soldier-women and strange tall mutants from space. Gawain bowed to them both. "I shall enter your ship now, if that pleases you."

The guardswoman, though she didn't quite look like the purple-eyed Cadian soldiers Gawain had heard about, scowled darkly. "It would please me more if you gave me back my lasguns, Sir."

Lamorak gave him a look, as if he assumed the knight of maidens would simply assuage to a woman's demands. Gawain wasn't quite so foolish as that. "I do apologize," he said, "but we don't exactly trust you as yet, I pray you understand."

The woman's eyes flashed, and she opened her mouth to say something distinctly unladylike, but her companion placed a hand on her arm. She closed her mouth and grew sullen.

Gawain smiled apologetically, and entered the ship.

The fact the people within hadn't simply been baked to death gave testament to the durability of the ships of the Imperium, designed to survive atmospheric entry. The dying tech-priest was laid out on the seat, tended to by a dark skinned young woman. A very pale man sat in the back, smirking at Gawain as he walked in.

Isolde rushed to the other woman, who looked up and then instantly away as Gawain entered. Gawain kept himself to business, kneeling beside the robed figure.

"By the Saints," Gawain said in horrified awe. The wound had, from what he could tell, been well tended, cleaned and bound. But it was deep, deep enough to have killed a normal man. "Impressive that you have survived."

"The flesh," croaked the priest, "is weak. I have redundant systems and defensive upgrades. I estimate that has kept me alive for longer than if I were simply flesh and blood."

Looking closer, Gawain could make out thick tubes of material he couldn't recognize, tightly bound and unable to leak. "Impressive," he admitted.

"I'm sensing a 'but'," muttered the woman beside him. Lady Orgeluse, he believed.

"I wouldn't know where to start," Gawain admitted, "I am not inducted into the secrets of the druids, you must understand."

"The what?" Isolde asked.

"Must be what they call the machine-cult here," Orgeluse answered before Gawain could. "The form it has taken in melding with local belief."

"I hope to be able to meet them," gasped the tech-priest.

Gawain frowned, trying to think. "This is beyond my abilities to heal, I believe that is clear. It seems you have done a fine enough job keeping this fine priest alive. What is your name, by the way?"

"Vent-129," the priest intoned, "the 129th Arbiter of the ventilation system of the Prydwen."

"I don't think that's a name, friend," Gawain said with a grin. "How does that work precisely?"

"My duties involved crawling through the system and praying at the terminals and fans in order to ensure their continued function."

As the priest spoke, Gawain took the opportunity to confirm that he had no idea what to do here. A similar wound on an ordinary flesh-and-blood warrior would be one thing, though most likely fatal, he'd have a general idea how to treat it. "And these enchantments help with that?" he asked.

"Even with my tools in my car, I think I'll only be able to keep you alive for a bit longer." He looked into the priest's concealing face-mask, looking down a second later at not getting even a flicker of human emotion. "Thankfully, that may be enough. We are heading to the Kingdom of Rheged, whose Queen is a famed healer, and trained in the arts of the druid."

"Then it seems that is where I should go," the priest said flatly.

Gawain rose back to his feet. "She'll have you on your feet quickly enough." The difficult part, in fact, would be getting the poor fellow out of the ship, down the hill, and across the countryside without joliting their wounds back open.

Orgeluse gripped his arm suddenly, staring at him with quiet eyes. "This woman, the Queen, we can trust her, yes? She isn't some sort of Sorceress?"

Snorting with laughter, Gawain patted her hand. "She's my Aunt, I give my word that we can trust her."

"And how much is your word worth, Sir Gawain?" the woman asked, staring him right in the eye.

Before he could answer, Isolde came to his offense. "Orgeluse! Sir Gawain is a good person, and a prince of this world, we can trust him."

Orgeluse dropped the subject. But her eyes never left Gawain, and her scowl made it clear what she was thinking.

But Gawain only smiled. He would prove her wrong soon enough. "And what of you, friend?" he asked the man in the back.

Dagonet grinned, his teeth bright. "Just a humble fool, Sir. Pay me no mind."

Gawain noticed the telltale signs of daggers up the pale man's sleeves. Intrigue wasn't unknown, his father King Lot had been sure to teach him to spot hidden weapons, even from some distance away.

With a sigh, the fool flicked his hands, revealing the two daggers. "I trust you wish me to disarm, like poor Brandaine?" He dropped the daggers with a clatter. "Well, unlike Orgeluse, I have no worries about you, Sir."

Gawain fetched the daggers, noting the light stain of blood on one. He didn't ask, and placed both of them on his belt. "I'm afraid we will have to leave this ship behind. Simply too much dead weight." It was a shame, another functioning ship could be quite useful to the war effort.

Orgeluse was already out the door, studiously looking away from him. Isolde gave him an apologetic smile, and rushed after her fellow castaway. Dagonet chuckled, leaned over and whispered, "Not quite the reaction you expected, oh fair lover?"

Gawain laughed. "I don't have so much pride in myself, friend. They've been through quite a shock."

"I suspect they will suffer more shocks before the day is out," said Dagonet. The fool pulled a somewhat dirty blanket over himself, creating a crude cloak and hood. "I saw you fight, and unlike you, the sun doesn't agree with me."

Gawain blinked, not sure how Dagonet knew about his particular capabilities. Before he could ask, the wily fellow was out with the rest, to be gathered together by Sir Lamorak. Gawain was left with the dying tech-priest.

"I think the first thing would be making a litter," groaned the injured.

"Exactly as I was thinking," Gawain said, keeping his voice cheerful. The day was still young, and he never failed at anything so long as the sun was in the sky.
 
Why do I get the feeling that Dagonet dumped all his character creation points into being a spy then a couple into daggers just because.
 
"I don't deny it needed to be put down," responded the villein, "but it is like putting down a mad dog." He reached out, and stroked a gnarly hand over the horns sprouting from the beast's skull. "Seen this sign more and more lately. A touch of Chaos, some specific force."
Sighing, Gawain put his hands on his hips. "You've seen this before?"

"I've had to kill plenty lately, untenable mutations," the old man gave Gawain a truly exhausted look, "humans as well as beasts."
That is very worrying. The effect of the Chaos lands is sprading.
Dagonet grinned, his teeth bright. "Just a humble fool, Sir. Pay me no mind."
Those are often the most dangerous ones.
 
So far, things seem rather chill despite the armed standoff. And while the continued escalation of mutations in preexisting humans and animals is always a sign of Chaos' swelling power, the ability of an informed population to handle things at their current level of proliferation is a deliberate contrast to the Inquisition's track record and methods.

Nobody's caught on to the Navigator among them, hopefully their role has been remembered as well.

The Queen Sacristan may lead to some small tensions with the Tech-Priest, as this Knight World retained its loyalty and oaths to the Emperor, rather than sublimate itself to the Cult Mechanicum.
 
Barrows and Draigs
Diane stumbled, gripping a branch in a death grip. For one who had grown up on ships, the journey down the hill proved complex. These woods had endured the Great Crusade, and regrown as strong and wild as ever. Branches tore at her dress, and she kept a desperate hand on the binding around her eye. She didn't want to kill anyone by accident.

The Tech Priest, Vent, was carried by Gawain and Lamorak on an improvised litter, both knights moving carefully but expertly down the hill, careful to not jostle their dying cargo.

Orgeluse kept behind them, glaring at Gawain's back as if the beautiful man would catch on fire. Diane wasn't certain if the adept loathed the knight or was absolutely infatuated. Dagonet stumbled alongside Lamorak, chatting amicably to the gruff man. Isolde, the clumsiest of them all, was being guided by the elderly woodsman, arm in arm, the bowman singing a song in the rapid local language.

"Can't understand a word," grumbled Brandaine, her arm in a sling and looking miserable without any of her weapons. "Could be singing utter heresy and we'd never know."

Diane smiled at the guardswoman, and said under her breath, "I don't think they know how strong I am, they are distracted. I could catch them by surprise."

If anything, her suggestion made Brandaine angrier. "And then what? Blunder through the woods until we are ambushed and killed by a band of feral children with slingshots?"

Not knowing how to answer that, Diane grew silent. Instead, she looked about, smiling at the simple beauty of this world. She became suddenly aware of the primal beauty of a living forest. Winding down the hill, she heard the chirps of a hundred different birds, saw branches ruffle with the motions of squirrels, and saw a lizard creature that looked up and hissed like a tea-kettle at their approach.

The hill-path wasn't well traveled, overgrown and muddy, and eventually even the locals struggled, Gawain and Lamorak especially with their cargo. Eventually, Dagonet had to help.

"Bad luck we landed on a hill," Brandaine grumbled, "in hindsight we should have just landed by the village, it would have saved some time."

"Not hill," the old woodsman grunted suddenly. His gothic was wretched, but recognizable. "Barrow." He looked behind at them, as he helped Isolde step over a muddy patch. "So bad luck."

"A barrow? Of who?" Diane asked.

The old man shrugged. "Old warriors. Cursed."

"Is that where the dragon came from?" Diane asked. Too quickly, the man clearly didn't quite understand her.

"Stay away from barrows," the forester said haltingly.

Isolde gave the hillside a fearful look, almost stumbling despite the old man helping her. Waste tribes of Anguish buried their dead in barrows, though there was less superstitious fear surrounding them.

Diane smiled at the elder. "We will keep that in mind," she said, slowly so the man could understand.

He nodded solemnly. "Almost down," he said, comfortingly.

They were greeted at the bottom of the hill by a small army of spearmen. Their weapons glinted in the sunlight, and they all carried solid wooden shields, painted over with delicate symbols. Most didn't have armor, and several were bare to the waist, their figures, muscled by hard work and practice, striking.

On seeing Sir Gawain and Sir Lamorak, escorting a group of prisoners, the local warband set up a ragged cheer, lifting their spears high and calling to the young prince in the local tongue. Sir Gawain smiled and waved, managing to find stable ground at the bottom of the hill. With a quick exchange, several muscular warriors stepped forward, taking the litter from the two knights. Diane heard murmurs of shock and curiosity, at the sight of poor Vent's state. None of them, she suspected, had ever seen such a heavily modified person.

The woodsman vanished among his fellows, and reappeared dragging a young boy by the ear. Diane recognized him as the lad with the slingshot. He gave her a fearful look, then shot Brandaine a sullen glare. Finally, he muttered what was clearly a half-hearted apology, and then took off back into the crowd.

Brandaine sighed irritably. "Damn brat." She grew even more irritable as they were marched forward, surrounded by feudal world spearmen.

They gave Diane a wide-berth, and not the respectful distance they gave the knights. She sighed. It was far too late now, they were caught in the middle of this. Avalon had them in its grasp, they were going to meet one of its Queens. The Emperor only knew what had happened here.

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In the typical fashion of the doughty villagers of Gramarye, on learning that there would be no battle, the gathering of spearmen, archers, villagers, bards, and other assorted local folk, nearly instantly transformed into a festival. The Mayor declared it a holiday, and on learning that Sir Gawain had slain a draig, further commissioned songs to be written commemorating the deed.

It didn't take long to turn the improvised war-tents into pavilions, turn the local warriors to contests of arms, and for local wives and farmers to break out food and goods for sale. The children flowed back from the forest, with a head count quickly determining none were missing, which lowered the last of the bounds on the now joyful mood.

Vent was immediately tended to by several local druids, who tittered and muttered among themselves until one of them produced an artifact of particular holiness, an ancient and sputtering welding torch, and used it to seal the holes in the artificial parts of the tech-priest's body. This, they claimed to Gawain, would keep the Imperial priest alive beyond what the others had managed.

It was past noon by the time all of this had been put together, and Gawain found himself seated alongside the Mayor, watching a pair of local villagers spar with sword and shield. They were slim, well-built boys in their mid-teens, clearly showing their skill at arms in hopes that one of the present knights would be impressed, and take them as squires.

The prisoners, women of the Imperium and Dagonet the strange pale man, were treated less like prisoners and more like honored guests, with pretty Lady Isolde sitting next to the Mayor's wife. Brandaine and Diane sat next to Sir Gawain, and Orgeluse huddled apart. Gawain could still feel her gaze boring into him. He wasn't entirely sure what he had done to draw her ire.

Ceri, his lover from the night before, looked at him from her seat near her father. "So, Sir, you saved those maidens of the Imperium from the hungry grasp of the dragon, hm?"

"It was simply part of the job," replied Gawain, smiling at her. "You didn't mention you were the daughter of the mayor."

She smiled mischievously. "It didn't seem relevant, Sir." She looked past him, towards the castaways. "Is it true they only speak gothic?"

"It is," Gawain said, "We have been isolated for sometime, not much reason for people outside this world to know it."

She smiled. "I think it is for the best. It may be for the best to keep certain things between native people of Avalon, for the time being at least."

"My, how devious," Gawain said with a chuckle.

"Practical, my dear Sir knight," Ceri responded. She tapped her lips with her index finger. "Queen Morgan would agree with me, I think. The Imperium could be as great a threat as Chaos at this stage. If they come to us before we have dealt with the Chaoslands, they may decide to destroy us all in order to destroy Chaos."

"I think," Gawain said, keeping his voice quiet, so the conversation would be truly as private as possible, "that they came here by fluke."

There was a clatter, as one warrior disarmed the other, sending his sword flying through the air to impale point-down into the earth. The bold boy pointed the tip of his sword at the clavicle of the other, and barked, "Surrender!" at the top of his voice. As the other boy hung his head, the winner turned and gave a triumphant grin to the audience, holding his sword in salute to the mayor, the prince, and the visitors.

"Is there really such a thing as a fluke?" Ceri asked. Any further conversation was cut off as the crowd cheered the end of the martial display. Gawain was left to muse on the question, unfocused on clapping along with the crowd.

Uncomfortable musings were interrupted by the mayor, who leaned over to ask, "So Sir Gawain, are you considering taking a squire? My son there, Aban, is the finest sword in the village, and would make a fine knight."

Gawain could see Ceri's mischievous grin. The boy was skilled, certainly, and was looking at him with excitement. "I am a bit young for a squire, I think," Gawain admitted. Training someone felt like quite a bit of pressure. "Perhaps Sir Lamorak…"

Snorting, the mayor held up his hands. "The lad is too strong for this little village. At the very least, take him to the capital. Someone will take him on."

"Very well," Gawain agreed. They had to keep moving in any case, he wanted to get to his car before the sun began to set.

Ceri began to giggle, covering her mouth with her hand in a dainty, lady-like manner. Her father smirked at the two of them. "Perhaps you can take my daughter as well. She could use some settlement."

"Daddy!" Ceri cried, her face quite red.

"That," Gawain said, keeping in control with an effort, "can wait until I, myself, am settled."

"So you consent to this arrangement?" asked the mayor, smiling.

Gawain and Ceri were saved from any further embarrassment by the emergence of the pale man, Dagonet, to the field. He was wearing new clothes that covered most of body, and a wide-brimmed hat he had taken from a farmer.

Gawain heard Brandaine snap, "What the hell is he doing?"

Dagonet slid into a deep, theatrical bow. He began a long, flowery speech in gothic, that seemed to be drawn from some play that no one in the audience aside from the knights and the castaways could possibly understand. Quickly, Gawain translated it as the fool spoke. It was ultimately a rather complex way to give greetings and blessings to a gathering.

With solemn dignity, Dagonet began to juggle, first three balls, then four, then five, then six. His hands moved so rapidly they were blurs, the balls flying through the air with utter ease. He then attempted to add a seventh, but this proved too much, and he yelped as one struck him on the head, and the rest fell to the ground, bouncing everywhere.

Everyone laughed as Dagonet rushed about trying to gather up his balls. Gawain found himself chuckling at the strange fellow's antics, though he had an odd feeling that the fool was playing up his incompetence.

Eventually, the man stepped on a rolling ball, and pitched forward, arms flailing. Now Gawain could tell this was, in fact, an act. Rather than falling and breaking something, the fool allowed the momentum to carry him off the stage, ending his performance.

As everyone was finishing laughing over the pale man's antics, Gawain felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked up to the stern face of Sir Lamorak. "Prince, it is time to leave, I have everything together."

Gawain smiled. "Very well." He rose to his feet. "Lord Mayor, I'm afraid I must leave early. I have much to do." He nodded to the castaways. "I intend to bring these people to King Owain and Queen Morgan, they will know what to do, and I wish to be moving in my car at dawn tomorrow."

The mayor sighed. "Well Sir Gawain, it was good having you for the moment. I hope you will consider visiting again."

Gawain looked to Ceri, who had a mischievous glint in her eye. "I believe I shall," he said.

"Aban will meet you by the horses," the mayor said, in a tone that gave no argument.

"Of course," said Gawain. He told Lamorak, "Gather the castaways, we leave at once." And as the sun continued to sink in the sky, they continued their journey.
 
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If anything, her suggestion made Brandaine angrier. "And then what? Blunder through the woods until we are ambushed and killed by a band of feral children with slingshots?"
At this point everything makes her angrier.
"Is there really such a thing as a fluke?" Ceri asked. Any further conversation was cut off as the crowd cheered the end of the martial display.
Let us hope there is.
Everyone laughed as Dagonet rushed about trying to gather up his balls. Gawain found himself chuckling at the strange fellow's antics, though he had an odd feeling that the fool was playing up his incompetence.
He is a fool, so of course he is. To be a fool is to be an actor.
 
Diane stumbled, gripping a branch in a death grip. For one who had grown up on ships, the journey down the hill proved complex. These woods had endured the Great Crusade, and regrown as strong and wild as ever.
Considering the Imperium can rapidly deplete entire worlds of biological resources, yet there are yet worlds which violently and stubborn resist, that's very much a statement you can take at face value: Legions couldn't break these forests.
"Bad luck we landed on a hill," Brandaine grumbled, "in hindsight we should have just landed by the village, it would have saved some time."

"Not hill," the old woodsman grunted suddenly. His gothic was wretched, but recognizable. "Barrow." He looked behind at them, as he helped Isolde step over a muddy patch. "So bad luck."

"A barrow? Of who?" Diane asked.

The old man shrugged. "Old warriors. Cursed."

"Is that where the dragon came from?" Diane asked
… As fun as it would be to imagine Guardsmen or Space Marines having to deal with Skyrim's abundant supply of dungeons and draugur, we don't want to introduce Alduin to Chaos Legions.

He'd enjoy Age Of Sigmar more.
In the typical fashion of the doughty villagers of Gramarye, on learning that there would be no battle, the gathering of spearmen, archers, villagers, bards, and other assorted local folk, nearly instantly transformed into a festival. The Mayor declared it a holiday, and on learning that Sir Gawain had slain a draig, further commissioned songs to be written commemorating the deed.
It ain't a wedding, but sometimes it takes a festival to say, let's live another day.
Vent was immediately tended to by several local druids, who tittered and muttered among themselves until one of them produced an artifact of particular holiness, an ancient and sputtering welding torch, and used it to seal the holes in the artificial parts of the tech-priest's body. This, they claimed to Gawain, would keep the Imperial priest alive beyond what the others had managed.
I'm not sure if the Tech-priest would be grateful some people on this rock remember the faith, or be pissed at the abominable state of a basic piece of equipment.
She looked past him, towards the castaways. "Is it true they only speak gothic?"

"It is," Gawain said, "We have been isolated for sometime, not much reason for people outside this world to know it."

She smiled. "I think it is for the best. It may be for the best to keep certain things between native people of Avalon, for the time being at least."
"My, how devious," Gawain said with a chuckle.

"Practical, my dear Sir knight," Ceri responded. She tapped her lips with her index finger. "Queen Morgan would agree with me, I think. The Imperium could be as great a threat as Chaos at this stage. If they come to us before we have dealt with the Chaoslands, they may decide to destroy us all in order to destroy Chaos."

"I think," Gawain said, keeping his voice quiet, so the conversation would be truly as private as possible, "that they came here by fluke."
Ceri's absolutely right, but Gawain's point is a bit more iffy. Destiny is a funky thing in Warhammer.
With solemn dignity, Dagonet began to juggle, first three balls, then four, then five, then six. His hands moved so rapidly they were blurs, the balls flying through the air with utter ease. He then attempted to add a seventh, but this proved too much, and he yelped as one struck him on the head, and the rest fell to the ground, bouncing everywhere.

Everyone laughed as Dagonet rushed about trying to gather up his balls. Gawain found himself chuckling at the strange fellow's antics, though he had an odd feeling that the fool was playing up his incompetence.

Eventually, the man stepped on a rolling ball, and pitched forward, arms flailing. Now Gawain could tell this was, in fact, an act. Rather than falling and breaking something, the fool allowed the momentum to carry him off the stage, ending his performance.
… this man reeks of Clown.
 
The Numeral of the Saint
Their escort had grown by one, Diane thought, and that was worrying. The boy Aban, for he couldn't be older than sixteen, was a lean, well-muscled youth, swaggering with the surety of his age. Gawain and Lamorak were also young men, Gawain barely into his twenties, but Aban was pure wild energy.

Presently, the boy was behind them, hand not quite on the hilt of the heavy longsword at his hip. He wouldn't expect me to be stronger than him, Diane thought to herself, he doesn't know what a navigator is.

She and Brandaine were carrying Vent between them, the priest making strange mumbling sounds that may have been prayers. Gawain and Lamorak were leading their horses, and the going was slow.

"We will be at my car within the hour," said Gawain, smiling back at them. "From there, it shall be much smoother."

To get to the King and Queen of this realm, with the Queen apparently being a powerful priestess, able to heal poor Vent of their fatal wounds.

Isolde and Dagonet were the most comfortable with their circumstances. Isolde had been fond of the aging woodsman, kissing him on the cheek as they bid farewell. Presently, she was hustling to keep up with the knights, asking them questions about their world as she went.

Dagonet was creepier. He seemed to slide seamlessly into the background, as if he were always meant to be there. Ever since his bizarre juggling show, he became a part of the scenery.

Both were used to this world already, in ways Diane wasn't sure she would ever be. Certainly, Brandaine would never be used to this place, if her set angry jaw was any indication. Orgeluse was quiet and sullen now, even her apparent dislike for Gawain having simmered into silence.

The first they saw of Gawain's car were the hulking forms of the two knights' mounts, both done up in respondent gold. Diane knew instantly which was Gawain's, for it was slightly bigger than Lamorak's, and was much more decorated. Even from here she could see that the coat-of-arms painted on the warmachine was a five-pointed star known as a pentacle, set before a blazing sun. Strangely symbolic, she thought, for a man who seemed to be nothing but action and sensual impulse.

Before the mounts and car was a man in armor, sitting on a horse, lance in hand. He was an instant contrast, dressed in blues and blacks to Gawain and Lamorak's white and gold. Diane couldn't see his eyes, which was always a recipe for nerves.

The knight's armor was faultless, clearly forged by the local Mechanicum. Though she couldn't see his eyes, she could tell his face was directly locked onto Gawain.

"Who is this man, Gawain?" Orgeluse snapped. She backed away a bit, trying to hide herself. "What does he want?"

"It is fine, Lady Orgeluse," Gawain said firmly. He walked his horse forward. "Sir Escanor," he greeted.

"Sir Gawain," responded the knight, Sir Escanor, "I see you are speaking gothic today." His gothic was only faintly accented. "Of course, I speak the tongue of the Imperium better."

"You were always better at linguistics than I was," agreed Gawain.

The armored warrior turned to focus on Gawain's castaways. "I see you are as greedy in the bedroom as ever." Escanor cast a gaze over the women, settling at last on Isolde. "Surely you can share, Gawain." Diane felt some anger, not only for the man's insolence, but also for the fact that he flinched as he looked at her.

Gawain shook his head, chuckling. "You are trying to antagonize me, Sir Escanor. It won't work. I'm simply uninterested in fighting you."

"But you must!" Sir Escanor boomed. He lifted his lance high. "It must be decided, Sir Gawain, which of us is true and pure! And the only way that can be decided is if we face each other in an honorable duel to the death. That time is now."

"Madness, Sir Escanor!" Gawain snapped. "Do you really hate me that much? I've done nothing to earn your ire!"

"It isn't about hate!" Escanor roared. "It must be proven!"

"What must be proven?" Diane snapped, feeling decidedly irritated. "Which of you has the larger cock?"

Escanor snapped at her, "Silence! This is of grand importance!"

Lamorak had his head in his hands. "Oh by the Emperor, why?"

In this instance, a man emerged from the car, dressed in the long red robes of the priesthood, a heavy club belted on his waist. He moved rapidly towards the gathered people, his fierce eyes gleaming.

"Father Tortelbach." Gawain raised his hand in greetings. "I trust you are here to interject some reason into this."

"Oh for the love of the God-Emperor, his sons, and his brides, just kill him Gawain," the priest boomed in his finest pulpit voice. "This conflict does have to be settled, now."

"What conflict?" Orgeluse hissed to Diane, as if she would somehow know.

Tortelbach noticed the women and Aban then. "Oh? Who are these people?"

"Castaways, from the Imperium," answered Lamorak quickly. "And young Aban, prospective squire."

"I see," said the priest sagely.

"It is good to meet you. father," Brandaine said, honestly.

Diane smiled quietly. It was indeed good to see such a man, a sign if anything of Imperial authority.

The priest frowned. "Intriguing, we must speak later of the state of the Imperium. For now, perhaps, the matter between my charge and his rival is more important."

Gawain, at last, submitted to the pressure against him. "Very well, Escanor, but allow me to get ready at least."

Escanor sniffed. "If I simply slew you as you stood before me as helpless as a babe, that wouldn't prove anything."

"Very well," said Gawain, "I thank you for your courtesy sir."

Diane shivered as they walked past Escanor. She could see his eyes now, fierce and full of the same passion as Gawain's. She knew, somehow, that these two warriors were similar, and that somehow that meant they couldn't exist in the same space, on the same world.

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Vent was laid out gently on a bed built into the living area of the mighty car. Diane thought it seemed more like a portable home than a warmachine. It did have plenty of storage, which was where Gawain was producing his own beautiful set of war armor. Tortelbach was helping him put it on, just handing the Prince a shield, marked with the same pentacle as on his knight, when Orgeluse stormed up to them.

"What is this about?" the adept snapped, hands on her hips. "Who is that man?"

"Sir Escanor," said Gawain, "is a man very much like me."

Orgeluse made a face. "That tells me both much and little."

"It doesn't matter," the priest Tortelbach declared hotly, "if Sir Escanor and Sir Gawain were twins separated at birth, the fact is they are similar in a manner that requires that only one of them can live."

"How?" Diane snapped. She was growing impatient.

"Vent is about to die, can we really waste time with a duel?" Isolde asked, far more reasonable.

"Sir Escanor won't settle," Gawain said grimly, "it is a matter of pride."

"Pride has killed more men than swords," muttered Dagonet, and Lamorak grunted his agreement.

"I have a plan," Gawain said, "we have two cars. Vent will be driven ahead to Queen Morgan in mine, while I remain here and duel Sir Escanor. If we are fortunate, he will cease his attempts as the sun sets, and I will only be a little behind."

"I'm telling you, boy, this can only be settled when one of you dies," Tortelbach snapped. "Only one can hold the Numeral of the Saint."

"The what?" Orgeluse stammered. She looked confused, and strangely worried. Probably about Vent, Diane decided.

Brandaine scowled darkly. "Are you saying that Escanor and Gawain hold some kind of…"

"Fragment of the God-Emperor's blessed power, yes," said Tortelbach. He performed the sign of the Aquilla. "When the Prince was a baby, the Dark God Nurgle." The name made everyone feel a strange urge to vomit. "Reached down and tried to wipe away his little life with his horrid contagions. But a Saint named Gawain came, and used his sacred power to restore the boy to health. This is why Prince Gwalchmei, the Hawk of May, goes by the blessed name Sir Gawain when he travels the realm and does his holy duty, to honor the saint who saved his life."

Diane frowned in thought. She had never heard of any Saint named 'Gawain'. That on its own meant little, of course, thousands of Saints, millions perhaps, were venerated across the Imperium. Many weren't officially recognized or recorded by the Ministorium, and were, essentially, local deities carefully shifted into a form more appealing.

"And Escanor?" asked Orgeluse, who, it seemed, had somehow accepted all of this.

Gawain sighed. "Somehow, he also received the touch of the Saint. We both grow strong with the sun and weak with the coming of night. Not helpless, certainly, I've fought at night before and acquitted myself quite well. But we are both stronger, faster, more daring during the day. We've been evenly matched in this regard from the earliest days of our knighthood."

Trying to wrap her head around this onslaught of information, Diane managed, "But why do you have to kill each other?"

"Because!" Tortelbach snapped. His eyes were feverish, mad. "Only one can hold the power of the Saint! How else are we supposed to find the incarnate of the God-Emperor?"

Any horror, confusion, and fear Diane could feel at that tidbit of madness was somewhat mitigated by the look of slight irritation on Gawain's face. She suspected that he didn't quite believe in what Tortelbach was claiming.

Poor Isolde cupped her head, as if she had a headache. "I'm going to lie down," she declared, and was led away by Brandaine, who looked terrified and affronted.

It was Orgeluse and Dagonet who made Diane the most worried. Orgeluse was looking between the two knights and the priest with a curious expression. Dagonet had his chin in his hand, smiling thinly. He saw her looking, and grinned a little wider. "Curiouser and curiouser."

Diane scowled back. As Gawain finished getting ready, setting his helm, taking up his lance, she walked to where Brandaine and Isolde had found refuge. Isolde was curled up beneath the sheets, already asleep.

Brandaine looked up at her. Her face was hard, but couldn't quite hide the fear. "They are mad," she hissed, "Tortelbach and his talk of incarnation and throwing around Nurg-Nu-that fucking name. To think," she muttered darkly, "I was happy to meet a Priest of the God-Emperor here."

"I don't think Gawain is dangerous," Diane said softly.

"It isn't Gawain that worries me," said the guardswoman, "it is this place. We know nothing about it. Only that it has massive monsters, priests that throw around dark names like nothing, and some insanity about an incarnate of the God-Emperor. Sir Gawain and Sir Escanor are going to try and murder each other over something that isn't even true. How can there be a new incarnate of the God-Emperor? The Emperor isn't dead!" Her eyes were frightened, begging Diane.

Diane thought about the moment when the Astronomican had winked out of existence, the moment everything had gone utterly wrong. She forced a smile. "You are right, Brandaine. Everything will be fine. Just try to get some sleep."

Nodding, the Guardswoman curled up alongside her charge. "Ok," she said. An instant later, she was snoring.

With a clatter of heavy armor, Gawain walked up behind her, unaccompanied by Lamorak or Tortelbach. "I do apologize," he said softly, "I had hoped this wouldn't come up."

"Do you believe it?" asked Diane. "The whole incarnate thing?"

Gawain snorted with laughter. "Well, no. Not really. I don't think Escanor does either, truth be told."

"Why not?" Diane asked. "I take it this is something that has been told to you for a long time."

"Because," Gawain snarled, "if I were the God-Emperor, come down to the body of a mortal man, I would go to the Chaoslands and kill every last Chaos Lord. I would burn out any corruption that has taken hold of man, woman, child, animal, or the land itself. I would go into the Otherworld and kill the Dark Gods. But I can't do that. Not alone anyway. I am, at the end of the day, nothing but a mortal man, with a mortal's fears and weaknesses. If I am a Living Saint, I am the least of them." He smiled at her, sadly. "Even as a knight, I am not so important. All that I have is because of my blood. My father hired bards to sing my praises, I am heir to two kingdoms, I was trained by the finest tutors. A better man would do far more with less."

"You killed a dragon, single-handedly," said Diane dryly, "and I think some would think you the most beautiful man they have ever seen."

Genuine amusement penetrated through Gawain's foul mood. "Would that include you, giantess?"

She sniffed. "I'm not so swayed by looks."

Gawain chuckled, he reached up, and slammed down the visor of his helm. "I shall see you later. After I deal with Sir Escanor's damned pride."

"Fare well," said Diane. Once the Prince left, she finally felt the sheer weight of the day set on her. She lay down, across from her two fellow castaways, and fell into a fretful sleep.
 
Dagonet was creepier. He seemed to slide seamlessly into the background, as if he were always meant to be there. Ever since his bizarre juggling show, he became a part of the scenery.
Oi. Daggy. You keep that up that clown act and we'll show you how we deal with your kind up at The Long Dozen Station.
"It is fine, Lady Orgeluse," Gawain said firmly. He walked his horse forward. "Sir Escanor," he greeted.

"Sir Gawain," responded the knight, Sir Escanor, "I see you are speaking gothic today." His gothic was only faintly accented. "Of course, I speak the tongue of the Imperium better."

"You were always better at linguistics than I was," agreed Gawain.

The armored warrior turned to focus on Gawain's castaways. "I see you are as greedy in the bedroom as ever." Escanor cast a gaze over the women, settling at last on Isolde. "Surely you can share, Gawain." Diane felt some anger, not only for the man's insolence, but also for the fact that he flinched as he looked at her.

Gawain shook his head, chuckling. "You are trying to antagonize me, Sir Escanor. It won't work. I'm simply uninterested in fighting you."

"But you must!" Sir Escanor boomed. He lifted his lance high. "It must be decided, Sir Gawain, which of us is true and pure! And the only way that can be decided is if we face each other in an honorable duel to the death. That time is now."
If your intent was to demonstrate worth of purity by any means other than beating the man over the head, lechery and brashness has rather well ruled them out.
"What must be proven?" Diane snapped, feeling decidedly irritated. "Which of you has the larger cock?"

Escanor snapped at her, "Silence! This is of grand importance!"

Lamorak had his head in his hands. "Oh by the Emperor, why?"

In this instance, a man emerged from the car, dressed in the long red robes of the priesthood, a heavy club belted on his waist. He moved rapidly towards the gathered people, his fierce eyes gleaming.

"Father Tortelbach." Gawain raised his hand in greetings. "I trust you are here to interject some reason into this."

"Oh for the love of the God-Emperor, his sons, and his brides, just kill him Gawain," the priest boomed in his finest pulpit voice. "This conflict does have to be settled, now."
When the local Redemptionist/Tech-priest is saying "just kill the fucker and get on with it", you know the person's being especially annoying. Although, given he mentions "Brides of the Emperor" is a bit of an interesting point of relevance. Namely, that can't have happened yet under normal chronology. Vandire only met the Daughters of The Emperor in M36, where under his direct... let's call it "rule" and let the rest remain implied, and they took the title of "Brides". But this is a Warp Storm. Time doesn't work the way it should. And ships in the Warp being flung hundreds and thousands of years forward and back in time is a semi-common plot device.

So the existence of the Brides pre-dating their existence means there's not only time fuckery afoot, but someone other than the Eldar remnants visited this world and made it their refuge. Someone with loyalty to Vandire.

As if this world didn't have enough reasons to get Exterminatus'd.
"I have a plan," Gawain said, "we have two cars. Vent will be driven ahead to Queen Morgan in mine, while I remain here and duel Sir Escanor. If we are fortunate, he will cease his attempts as the sun sets, and I will only be a little behind."

"I'm telling you, boy, this can only be settled when one of you dies," Tortelbach snapped. "Only one can hold the Numeral of the Saint."

"The what?" Orgeluse stammered. She looked confused, and strangely worried. Probably about Vent, Diane decided.

Brandaine scowled darkly. "Are you saying that Escanor and Gawain hold some kind of…"

"Fragment of the God-Emperor's blessed power, yes," said Tortelbach. He performed the sign of the Aquilla. "When the Prince was a baby, the Dark God Nurgle." The name made everyone feel a strange urge to vomit. "Reached down and tried to wipe away his little life with his horrid contagions. But a Saint named Gawain came, and used his sacred power to restore the boy to health. This is why Prince Gwalchmei, the Hawk of May, goes by the blessed name Sir Gawain when he travels the realm and does his holy duty, to honor the saint who saved his life."
And now we have Thorians! At least that's a bit easier to slot into the timeline: The restrictionist cults got purged near the end of M34, so now in M35 what is being discussed would be, to most Imperials, utter Heresy. Blame Vandire for bringing that back too.

All that aside, Gawain's healing is likley in part knowing medicine, as it was in Thomas Malory's version. But given the baptizing/blessing seems pretty identical to the vulgate cycle and the story, it's almost certainly retaining some Act Of Faith power. Whether the whole Eldar crossbreed business is involved here, I couldn't tell you, but it's possibe.
Diane frowned in thought. She had never heard of any Saint named 'Gawain'. That on its own meant little, of course, thousands of Saints, millions perhaps, were venerated across the Imperium. Many weren't officially recognized or recorded by the Ministorium, and were, essentially, local deities carefully shifted into a form more appealing.

"And Escanor?" asked Orgeluse, who, it seemed, had somehow accepted all of this.

Gawain sighed. "Somehow, he also received the touch of the Saint. We both grow strong with the sun and weak with the coming of night. Not helpless, certainly, I've fought at night before and acquitted myself quite well. But we are both stronger, faster, more daring during the day. We've been evenly matched in this regard from the earliest days of our knighthood."
Well, there's little to no lore on Escanor the Large, so I've got nothing to add.
Trying to wrap her head around this onslaught of information, Diane managed, "But why do you have to kill each other?"

"Because!" Tortelbach snapped. His eyes were feverish, mad. "Only one can hold the power of the Saint! How else are we supposed to find the incarnate of the God-Emperor?"

Any horror, confusion, and fear Diane could feel at that tidbit of madness was somewhat mitigated by the look of slight irritation on Gawain's face. She suspected that he didn't quite believe in what Tortelbach was claiming.
Case in point: Incarnates are deemed heretical for a good few hundred years now, and they probably don't know Ardentities exist.
It was Orgeluse and Dagonet who made Diane the most worried. Orgeluse was looking between the two knights and the priest with a curious expression. Dagonet had his chin in his hand, smiling thinly. He saw her looking, and grinned a little wider. "Curiouser and curiouser."
Dag, dude, that was Alice, not the Cheshire Cat. Get your references right, you can't be funny if you get them wrong.
With a clatter of heavy armor, Gawain walked up behind her, unaccompanied by Lamorak or Tortelbach. "I do apologize," he said softly, "I had hoped this wouldn't come up."

"Do you believe it?" asked Diane. "The whole incarnate thing?"

Gawain snorted with laughter. "Well, no. Not really. I don't think Escanor does either, truth be told."

"Why not?" Diane asked. "I take it this is something that has been told to you for a long time."

"Because," Gawain snarled, "if I were the God-Emperor, come down to the body of a mortal man, I would go to the Chaoslands and kill every last Chaos Lord. I would burn out any corruption that has taken hold of man, woman, child, animal, or the land itself. I would go into the Otherworld and kill the Dark Gods. But I can't do that. Not alone anyway. I am, at the end of the day, nothing but a mortal man, with a mortal's fears and weaknesses. If I am a Living Saint, I am the least of them." He smiled at her, sadly. "Even as a knight, I am not so important. All that I have is because of my blood. My father hired bards to sing my praises, I am heir to two kingdoms, I was trained by the finest tutors. A better man would do far more with less."
I mean, you're ascribing a-lot of things even Big Daddy E couldn't do... but let's be real. Gawain's still the better man, so let him keep his beliefs It's not like anyone can invent some worst punishment for the Golden Asshat.
 
Gawain shook his head, chuckling. "You are trying to antagonize me, Sir Escanor. It won't work. I'm simply uninterested in fighting you."
Oh boy, this old song and pony dance.
"What must be proven?" Diane snapped, feeling decidedly irritated. "Which of you has the larger cock?"

Escanor snapped at her, "Silence! This is of grand importance!"
Yet I don't see you answering her question.
"Pride has killed more men than swords," muttered Dagonet, and Lamorak grunted his agreement.
True, very true.
"Because!" Tortelbach snapped. His eyes were feverish, mad. "Only one can hold the power of the Saint! How else are we supposed to find the incarnate of the God-Emperor?"
...Oh, wow, that's some maximum level of heresy you're spouting.
"Because," Gawain snarled, "if I were the God-Emperor, come down to the body of a mortal man, I would go to the Chaoslands and kill every last Chaos Lord. I would burn out any corruption that has taken hold of man, woman, child, animal, or the land itself. I would go into the Otherworld and kill the Dark Gods. But I can't do that. Not alone anyway. I am, at the end of the day, nothing but a mortal man, with a mortal's fears and weaknesses. If I am a Living Saint, I am the least of them." He smiled at her, sadly. "Even as a knight, I am not so important. All that I have is because of my blood. My father hired bards to sing my praises, I am heir to two kingdoms, I was trained by the finest tutors. A better man would do far more with less."
Good man.
 
Battle before Dusk
The sun was sinking deeper in the sky as Gawain rode his horse armored and ready for battle, up to Sir Escanor. Behind him, his car began to power away, carrying the castaways with it. Gawain let himself wonder if he had shown too much vulnerability to the girl Diane, discussed his flaws too openly, his worries.

Everything surrounding religion was too much for him. He was a knight, a doctor, a prince, but not a God. His father was more than willing to play it to his political advantage, and much of the weaving that Lot created involved the more fanatic sects of the Imperial Cult. The Incarnationists, the Brides, the Flagellants. Men and women who believed that he, a man who by coincidence was blessed by a Saint, would save them all in some grand apotheosis. It was growing dangerous.

Not the Redemptionists, thank King Lot's degree of common sense. Gawain had killed enough of them that he was fairly certain that the sect considered him an anti-Emperor.

The only sect of the Imperial Cult Gawain had any real regard for was the group of holy women known as Hospitallers. He had been sent to their specialized monastery for holy training. They were strange, with a calendar that claimed it was, in fact, M36 instead of M35. It was known, at least, that the people he had saved weren't the only castaways from the Imperium. Most had simply been lost, or faded into the crowd.

Those sisters had, rather than teach him the holy abilities his father had expected, taught him instead the skills and secrets of their lot, the secrets of medicine and surgery. He could heal as well as he could fight, and it was thanks to the good sisters of Lothian. They were also, Gawain allowed himself to recall with a warm feeling, not so chaste and disconnected from life as one would expect.

"Well, Sir Gawain," boomed Sir Escanor, breaking through fond memories. "Will you fight me, or flee with your friends?"

"I don't run, Sir Escanor." He shot a look back behind him, toward the remaining car. Tortelbach was getting it ready, and shot him a hot-eyed glare, as if to encourage him to kill his opponent quickly. He was surprised to see one of the castaways had stayed, and was even more surprised to see it was Orgeluse. She was wrapped up in a thick cloak now, and seemed to be trying her best to not attract his notice. The boy Aban was watching wide eyed in complete contrast, clearly ecstatic to see two anointed and true knights try their best to kill each other.

A sniff. "Admirable, for a fraud. I know what you are, Gawain. A fanatic and a heretic, courting the attention of maniacs like the Sisters and the filthy Incarnationists."

Gawain nearly fell off his horse in shock. The man was a Puritan? The irony was staggering, he highly doubted Escanor would buy his explanation that it was his father, not he, who courted the religious fanatics of Avalon.

"The people need to understand that one touched by a Saint is simply a servant of the God-Emperor, not a replacement!" Escanor's anger turned into a scream of hatred. "One who has turned to heresy cannot be allowed to tarnish the numeral of the Saint!"

"Sir Escanor!" He had to try, even if he thought it was futile. "I am not the man you believe me to be! I am not a heretic, my father is the one who has forged those ties, not I."
"And yet you profit from it," Escanor growled, "your family has brought the heretic into the fold, and for that Sir Gawain you are a tainted soul, unworthy of carrying the numeral." He held aloft his lance, the point gleaming in the setting sun. "Have at thee!"

Gawain took a deep breath. "So be it." He lowered his lance, Escanor mirroring him. Without a sound, they began the charge towards each other. Masters of the craft, they met with a crash in the middle of the field.

Gawain weathered the blow to his shield, and Escanor did the same. The sun, though setting, still made them strong. They passed each other, turned, and charged again. Ten times they repeated the process, hurtling at each other with brutal strength, aiming to knock the other off the horse and to the ground for the killing stroke.

Watching, Orgeluse clutched her thick cloak tight around her slim frame. In the rapidly darkening sky, it was only possible to tell the two knights apart by the color of Gawain's bright gold heraldry. Escanor almost blended in with the dark. "Will they stop?" she asked.

"One must die!" Tortelbach snapped in answer. His eyes gleamed with fanatic excitement.

Aban gave her a nervous look. The boy barely spoke any gothic, but she could tell instantly that he was feeling the same as her. Like her, he knew no way to stop it.

Gawain and Escanor met again, metal and wood clashing once again. Neither man seemed to tire, and they were wheeling for another strike, the only sound the harsh pants of their mounts and the clink of metal armor.

They were matched perfectly, neither made a single error in motion, though Orgeluse was surprised to see that the steady lack of natural light did make a difference. They were both clearly slowing at a steady and exact rate. Yet they were still masters of their craft, two of the finest knights on the planet.

There was a crack of bone, Gawain striking Escanor's shield with such force that the man's arm snapped. Finally, Escanor's involuntary scream of pain added to the usual sound of a joust. His own blow was poorly judged, skimming off Gawain's shield and spasming upwards as the pain set in.

But the stubborn puritan refused to fall. He let out a snarl, a growl, refusing to let pain subdue him. He forced his horse, more exhausted and mortal than its rider, forward again.

Gawain cursed loudly, and met the charge with his own overtaxed horse. Neither blow landed well, though Escanor let out an almost childlike cry of pain as his broken arm was aggrieved. He stopped and took several breaths.

Gawain stopped as well. "This needs to stop, now."

Escanor growled a curse in the local tongue, and tightened his shield, forcing it to act as a splint. "I can do this all night!" He broke off with a grunt of pain.

"The bone won't heal right if you do that," said Gawain, "let me splint it properly at least."

"I don't trust your touch, doctor," sneered Escanor. He waved his lance in threat. "Continue the joust, or I will."

Gawain narrowed his eyes, and centered his focus. "I will aim to finish this Escanor, and you know full well what that means."

Slowly, his opponent lowered his lance, forced his shield back into place, and his horse started to rock forward. Far from the gallant stride they had begun, the poor beast was almost spent. It would need rest soon, or it would more than likely die of exhaustion.

Gawain checked his own mount, discovering that while in better shape than Escanor's, it was also exhausted. He patted its neck. "Can you do one more, Gringolet?" he asked softly. Gringolet was a special, beautiful, horse, but it was still mortal and had had a long day much as Gawain had.

The horse, of course, did not respond in human words. Gawain had to guess from his knowledge of the good beast. He began to meet the charge, his own lance lowered.

They were fortunate they got a warning, one of the men sneaking up on the proceedings hit a tree root in the dark, tripping and splitting his lip open with a gush of blood and an audible shriek of pain. This was followed by a disappointed curse from the dark. At this point, the ambushers were a few feet away.

Gawain, exhausted, was almost thankful for the interruption. Gringolet was exhausted, unable to continue fighting, so he lept to the ground and drew his sword. Galatine's light filled the forest.

There were twenty of them, the lost and damned. Twisted by the touch of the evil Gods, many had animal features, horns and muzzles and fur. One, the leader, the biggest and most well fed, with a heavy rack of deer's antlers, held aloft a stone axe, and howled in a foul language.

A mutant, face twisted into a mockery of a deer's delicate features, lunged at Orgeluse, arms spread wide. An instant later, Aban leapt at the foe, his longsword striking down to cleave the fallen one from elbow down to hip. Blood gouted out, and it fell shrieking, spasming in its death throes.

And then they were upon them. Orgeluse was pushed into a quick and desperate defense, set by Gawain, Aban, Tortelbach, and even Escanor. The foe learned the range of their targets swiftly, and stayed just out of reach, relying on their numbers to deter a desperate charge.

"Take off your helm!" the leader boomed in the tongue of Avalon. "Kneel, and let your throats be slit and your blood anoint the ground for the honor of Khorne!"

"Incredible, it knows the word 'anoint'," Escanor grunted.

"We are in a bad situation, Escanor," said Gawain grimly, "can your horse still run?"

"I think so."

"Good. Take up the Lady Orgeluse, and force your way through. Run as fast as you can to alert King Owain of this grave matter." Gawain risked a look to Orgeluse. Why did she stay? It isn't like he could have seen an attack coming, but dammit, she should have stayed in the car.

She looked back at him, wide eyed. She noticed as Escanor reached for her, and shook her head. "I'm staying here," she snapped.

"Don't be stubborn," Gawain growled back, "this isn't a fight we can win." If it were day, perhaps, but it was night.

She looked at him curiously. "Are you sure? There are only nineteen of them, and you have killed a dragon."

"You have an inflated sense of my abilities," Gawain said blithely. He patted his belt as he spoke, and realized something in that instant. He still had the laspistol, he and Lamorak having switched the two powerful weapons before the other knight had left, escorting the other castaways. It wasn't exactly an honorable way to settle the issue, he thought, but he needed to protect Orgeluse.

The leader of the fallen took a step forward, clearly thinking it had achieved victory. Gawain could smell its breath from where he stood, rancid and rotten. "Yes, kneel and die before Khorne!"

Gawain was no master of the quickdraw, but the gun was out and pointed quickly enough. The beast blinked, confused. "No," said Sir Gawain, and shot the creature clean through its unprotected chest.

Death was instant, the horned leader collapsing to the ground without even a cry. It's minions shrieked in terror and confusion. Some fled instantly, rushing into the dark woods. Others stood still, confused. And too few immediately charged, frothing with drool and brandishing their implements of death.

Gawain shot another one that was bearing down on him, then cleaved another in half with Galatine. He dropped the laspistol after that, full in the melee. The next beast tried to block the power weapon, which proved foolish, the mighty enchanted sword passing clean through the crude iron with no resistance, and another fell dead.

Escanor had the easiest time of it, killing two with his long cavalry sword before they could even reach him. He ripped it free, and struck again, this time meeting a parry.

Tortelbach flung himself at the ones attacking him with a further, swinging a club in either hand, his own shillelagh and the confiscated mace they had taken from Diane. Singing a prayer to the God-Emperor, his fervor was more than a match for the beasts of Khrone. Killing the chargers, he kept going, striking into the ones who had been stunned by the death of their leader.

Aban impaled one on his sword, and got stuck fast. With some strain, he managed to use the dying monster on his sword to block the others coming at him, and in the end a blow to the skull ended the impaled's suffering. Gawain struck to protect the lad, spearing the second through the gut, Galatine's fire making it shriek and collapse to the ground, trying to hold in its boiled guts.

There were more cries from the woods. Gawain's heart sank as even more emerged, angry and near berserk. Too many for four men to fight. He bent down and retrieved the pistol. He took a few quick potshots, hoping to scare them, but the enemy was past fear.

"I think I should have taken Orgeluse and run, as you said," Escanor said grimly, "this is a depressing way to die."

"You lack confidence," Gawain responded. He took another shot, and another mutant fell.

Tortelbach was still singing the hymn to the God-Emperor, as if hoping it would help. His singing was off-key and discordant. He pointed at the beasts, and screamed the lyric, "And may the God-Emperor strike down his foes, in defense of the faithful and pure!"

And suddenly, there was a loud roar and a crack, and suddenly, mutants were shredded into bloody, screaming, chunks.

Tortelbach blinked, religious fever briefly no longer clouding his mind. "Holy shit, that worked?"

The miracle did what a lasgun and a flaming sword could not, forcing fear into the berserk mind of the fallen. Screaming, howling, they stumbled away. But with more and more bangs and cracks, more were shredded into pieces, until the ground was soaked in their unholy blood.

The source of the miracle emerged. A warmachine, a Knight Mount, emerged, done in vibrant green. Its stubbers gleamed red, overheating from the brutal attack.

"I know that heraldry!" Gawain cried. "It is Sir Cynon!" He lifted his sword. "Hail and bless!"

Cynon stomped forward, checking for survivors, occasionally taking the time to stomp on a wounded, before turning to survey the people he had saved. "Sir Gawain, Sir Escanor," greeted a deep and sober voice, "I believe you two owe me a drink."

"I won't argue with you there," Gawain said. He sheathed his sword, and resisted the urge to fall to the ground in relief.

Two more knights emerged, also in green. "Some may argue," another voice familiar to Gawain came from the bigger and more ornate of the two, "that was a waste of precious ammunition."

"I apologize, Lord," Cynon said softly, "I panicked and responded by instinct."

King Owain laughed heartily. "I said some, Sir Cynon, but not me." The King of Rheged stepped forward, his step rumbling the earth. "Sir Gawain, you were lucky today, I ran into your car as me and my fellows hunted those beasts, believed to be escaped slave-creatures from one of the raiding ships from the Chaoslands."

"I thank you, King Owain," Gawain said honestly, "We all owe you our lives. Are you apprised of the situation?"

"I am," replied King Owain. He turned the heavy metal face of his Knight surveying Orgeluse. "Lady Orgeluse, I greet you as I greeted the others. Welcome to Avalon."

The poor girl grew pale, and leaned to Gawain, gripping his arm gently. She looked near to fainting.
 
The only sect of the Imperial Cult Gawain had any real regard for was the group of holy women known as Hospitallers. He had been sent to their specialized monastery for holy training. They were strange, with a calendar that claimed it was, in fact, M36 instead of M35.
Interesting.
They were also, Gawain allowed himself to recall with a warm feeling, not so chaste and disconnected from life as one would expect.

Escanor growled a curse in the local tongue, and tightened his shield, forcing it to act as a splint. "I can do this all night!" He broke off with a grunt of pain.
"This but a flesh wound."
They were fortunate they got a warning, one of the men sneaking up on the proceedings hit a tree root in the dark, tripping and splitting his lip open with a gush of blood and an audible shriek of pain. This was followed by a disappointed curse from the dark. At this point, the ambushers were a few feet away.
This sudden interruption was either lucky, or unlucky brake.
"You have an inflated sense of my abilities," Gawain said blithely. He patted his belt as he spoke, and realized something in that instant. He still had the laspistol, he and Lamorak having switched the two powerful weapons before the other knight had left, escorting the other castaways.
The great equalizer.
Tortelbach blinked, religious fever briefly no longer clouding his mind. "Holy shit, that worked?"
Hah!
 
I just pictured the Indiana Jones scene where the one dude twirls his sword for ten seconds then gets shot.
 
Are you not Entertained?
Culhwch's eyes cracked open, though it made no difference. He was unable to see anything, so deep was the darkness of his prison. He could hear the breathing of his cellmate, disturbingly close.

"I almost had you, Culhwch," hissed the man, his voice the rustling of silk. "Just a bit more give in the chain and I'd be ripping open your belly right now."

"You say that every morning, Mabon, and you haven't gotten any closer," Culhwch sighed. He had been afraid of the man, if he even was a man, named Mabon for a long time but now the maniac's strange and twisted behavior wasn't even a shock. It had become predictable.

"Oh but I have, Culhwch," Mabon rasped, "millimeter by millimeter, the chain stretches from the pull of my body, little by little. Soon I will put my fingers into your gut and rip you open. How melodic your screams will be, the look in your eye so sublime!"

Culhwch sighed. "And how do you plan to see into my eye, Mabon?" It was darker than the darkest night, in the bondage they had found themselves.

A cruel laugh that made Culhwch's blood run cold. Mabon, he believed, was the most loathsome creature in the universe. "I can see you, Culhwch. My eyes are sharper than yours."

"I hope one day you will tell me how you have achieved that level of superiority," Culhwch sighed.

"My body is superior to your pathetic form," was Mabon's only answer. With the rustling of chains, the psychopath pulled away, more likely than not settling on the far wall.

Three years Culhwch had been a slave, but this past week chained in the dark had been the worst. He had been turned into a pit fighter, a gladiator, and he had done damn well in his forced role. To his good fortune, the bulk of what he was pitted against proved to be Chaos-corrupted slave-creatures and other foes of his people. It had been a hard three years, but he had survived it. His body was covered in scars and slave-tattoos, marking ownership, but he was unbowed. But here he was, chained in the dark with a madman, waiting for something.

"Mabon," he began, knowing asking questions of his cellmate was pointless, "you have been here longer than I. What are we waiting for?"

There was a moment of silence. "We are prey."

With a sudden crack of energy, the lights flicked on. Ancient electric glow lamps filled the room with fitful light. Even that made Culhwch groan and try to cover his eyes, feeling more pathetic than ever.

He was yanked to his feet by strong arms, too startled to fight back. He was marched through a door and down a long hallway, slowly but surely blinking away the pain of sudden light. The moment he got used to that, however, he was dragged out in the far brighter and agonizing light of midday. Here, he heard something familiar. The mocking, sneering, applause of a death pit.

"Choose a weapon," a voice grunted near his ear. The grip released his chain, and Culhwch stumbled forward. He reached out and caught himself on a stone table. Forcing himself upright, he reached out, and his hand found a hilt. He blinked his eyes weakly, trying to return sense to them, but the guards shoved him back, him still gripping whatever he had grabbed. It was comfortingly heavy, at the least.

"Honestly," Mabon sneered beside him, "this is nothing. You humans are so pathetic, a little bit of dark and you stumble all over yourself like a newborn whelp. You'd better survive Culhwch. They kill the other if one dies and the other lives."

"You have been threatening to kill me for the past week," Culhwch growled. He gave a few awkward swipes with his weapon. It was some kind of mace or club, he believed.

He could finally start to make out Mabon. A tall, stick-thin figure, almost emaciated, wearing as little as he was, a loincloth and leather belt, like what some of the wild tribes still wore. Two glinting things were gripped in Mabon's fists. Daggers, Culhwch thought. His eyes adjusted at last, and he confirmed something he had suspected for a long time. Mabon wasn't human.

Mabon was nearly eight feet in height, and so thin Culhwch could count the creature's ribs. His face was sharp and cruel, and his skin had a strange gray pallor, his ears were long and sharp, and he lacked hair.

"You are one of the Tuatha," Culhwch said dryly. They had been popping up more and more recently, as if they had realized they didn't need to just be legends for safety.

Mabon gave him the most livid glare he had ever experienced. If looks could harm, he'd be skinned alive. "I am not one of those abominations," the alien sneered, "I am Drukhari."

"I don't know what that is," Culhwch said, shaking his head.

The alien made a sickening sound in its throat, that Culhwch almost believed was laughter. Afterwards, it ignored him, turning away and glaring at the direction of the sun.

Culhwch took stock. The weapon he was holding was, in fact, a kind of mace, a simple hilt wrapped in leather with a heavy end of some heavy and powerful metal, spikes jutting from it. It was probably the crudest weapon Culhwch had ever beheld.

The guards were hulking things, wearing black armor and carrying broadswords and handguns. There were nine of them, far too many to fight even if they weren't protected by their fearsome metal shells.

"Move!" The leader boomed, poking Culhwch in the back with the tip of a gun.

"I'm moving, I'm moving," the knight-turned-gladiator snapped.

"Faster!" Another jab in the back.

Culhwch stepped onto the sand of the arena, trying to inject himself with a kind of swagger. The sand felt nice on his feet, after a week of nothing but bare stone. It was warm, and despite everything, he couldn't help but feel a thrill of pleasure.

The alien was already well onto the sands, moving with a kind of rapid fluidity Culhwch had trouble following. The twisted being didn't even spare Culhwch a glance, brandishing his knives at the crowd surrounding them.

For there was a crowd, bigger than any Culhwch had ever fought for, and far louder. Their howls of exultation filled him with more dread than he had ever felt. It only grew as he took in his surroundings. Emperor help him, he knew where he was now.

The Circle of Spines was an eyesore on the coast of the lands held by the Chaoslord Diwrnach. The subject of dark rumor and horrid sacrifice. It resembled thousands of spines jammed into the earth, and built on it was stadium seating able to hold thousands of blood-hungry fanatics. And built within it was a carefully constructed apparatus to bring blood-sacrifices to the surface, to fight and to die on the blood-soaked sands. From here, Culhwch was able to see forms impaled on the spines that comprised the location, and flowing down the spines, he could see blood.

Mabon laughed, a crazed shriek. "Amateurs! Weaklings! Pathetic! Commorogh has a hundred arenas twice this size and they are counted the least!"

Whether truth or bravado, Culhwch couldn't bring himself to care. This was the horrific grave of thousands of brave warriors, slaughtered in sacrifice to the screams and exaltation of the crowd. Many gladiator fights were ultimately deathless, designed simply for entertainment. Mabon was right, they were prey. They weren't supposed to survive this. They were here to be devoured.

The monsters that emerged across from them was proof of that. They too wore little more than loincloths and belts, but the similarities ended. They were bulging with horrid muscles, and the brands on them weren't mere slave-marks, they gleamed with sorcerous strength. These were elite sacrificers, devoted to the paradox Chaos Undivided, the all-in-one.

Mabon's knives were two flickers of quick-silver in the sun. "Don't get in my way, Culhwch!" With a plume of sand, the alien moved so rapidly he almost vanished from Culhwch's sight.

Culhwch kept his feet set, placing his mace in a defensive poster. He wasn't quick and deadly like Mabon. He was a mortal man, not an immortal alien from a dark and far away city. For now, he watched and waited, ready to not let his life be given cleanly. He'd make the bastard pay, shatter bone and puncture organs. Perhaps if he and Mabon fought as a team, they'd be able to survive together, but clearly that was beyond the twisted creature.

Mabon was on the leading warrior in a second, dodging under a strike and lashing out with one of his knives. Blood sprayed in an arc, and the brute grunted in pain, but it was a shallow blow. Mabon's knives flashed again and again, each time sending blood flying. The alien was too fast for the giant human to perceive, but his weapons were only dealing superficial damage.

The other warrior ignored his fellow and continued to stride towards Culhwch. The sword in the murderer's hand was notched and almost seemed dull, but the hand that gripped it was attached to an arm that could drive even the most dull and crude blade through Culhwch's skull with ease.

The sword went up and down, slow and brutal, and Culhwch made the mistake of parrying. It was an easy block, but the impact made his mace vibrate like a metronome, the vibrations so powerful and painful he almost dropped the weapon. And just as he adjusted, the abomination was already swinging, magic rendering its human weaknesses to nothing.

Having learned his lesson, Culhwch sidestepped easily, the slow but powerful strike seeming to almost be moving in slow motion. With a cry, he swung his own weapon, striking his foe right onto its right knee. The spikes beat in deeply, and the bone cracked, but the half-made Chaos Warrior didn't seem to notice. Culwch ripped the mace free before he got stuck, the wound horrific and jagged. He didn't dwell on it, his opponent was already on the move, striking with the insane and savage desperation of a fanatic.

He ducked the stroke that would have taken his head and jammed the pointed head of his mace in the belly of his foe, almost busting it open like a watermelon. Blood and internal juices splattered over the sands and the crowd whooped and hollered.

The fatal error was checking on Mabon, Culhwch catching the alien out of the corner of his eye right as the sadistic being drove his daggers straight into his opponent's groin. The groan that came from the castrated Chaos Warrior was somehow human enough to make Culhwch feel a flicker or sorrow, and a spasm of sympathetic pain in his own privates.

Real pain rang out across his jaw as his own foe backhanded him for his lack of attention. He skidded across the sand, his mace spinning from his hand.

The warrior stomped forward, sword raised over its head. The crowd rose their voices in exultation, as their champion prepared to kill their loathed foe.

Anger and hate fueled Culhwch to action. He got to his feet in an instant, and rushed forward. The sword came down, and Culhwch seized the monster's wrists, and arrested the deadly progress with a growl. It was like holding back the tide, but Culhwch felt stronger than he ever had before, and somehow he managed it.

Rancid breath burned his face, and the mute snarled in his face. In answer, Culhwch drove his knee hard into the bastard's crotch. He was rewarded as the snarl abated and the grip loosened, the herculean might of the enchanted fighter ebbing for an instant.

It was the instant Culhwch needed. The moment the warrior's grip loosened, he wrenched the giant warblade free. With a snarl of his own, he drove the pommel straight into the right eye, destroying it in a gout of blood and unknowable juice.

The creature screamed, clasping a hand over its ruined face and backing away. Culhwch didn't allow it to recover, he hefted the sword high over his head, the whole thing feeling like he was somehow lifting the sword of his long-lost mount. It was almost the force of gravity that brought the weapon down on his enemy's skull. The blade was blunt and notched, but it was a heavy slab of metal with something resembling a proper wedge. Skin and bone and brain parted before it and the monster fell stone dead.

He dropped the sword and went for the mace instead. He ignored the cheers of the crowd. They didn't care who died, he realized, only that someone did. He hated them, every last one of the sick freaks.

Mabon was straddling the waist of his downed, bleeding opponent, driving his daggers into the screaming fighter again and again. The look of twisted ecstasy on the alien's face almost made Culhwch puke.

"For pity's sake!" Culhwch cried over the screams of the crowd. "Just kill it!"

Mabon gave him a disgusted look, then shrugged and slashed open the dying warrior's throat. With one more spasm of sheer agony, the torn apart figure lay still. "I was almost done anyway," the Drukhari sneered.

The crowd grew suddenly silent. Culhwch turned to the door they had entered the pit from, only to find it still closed tight. "Now what?" he growled. "What the hell do you want with us?"

"What? Did you think it was over? Stupid mon-keigh." Mabon wiped his knives on his slain foe's loincloth. "You don't just have one fight."

Culhwch's heart sank as a door across from them creaked open on ancient hinges. From it emerged a massive figure, something that had once been a draig, but was now something far worse. Its gaping maw was filled with fanged tentacles that lashed about like living things, dripping with venom. Its body was pale and smooth, completely scaleless. It resembled a jellyfish, twisted and forced into the general shape of a draig.

He looked at the mace in his hand, feeling instantly inadequate. "There is no way in hell we can fight that!"

Mabon gave him a blank, incredulous look. "What do you mean, we?" The alien turned and fled away, rushing for the opposite end.

"Xenos bastard!" Culhwch roared. Any self-pity was washed away in a burst of red rage. He considered charging the alien instead of the monster, smashing open the dark fae's skull. By the time it crossed his mind, the draig had let out a strange, undulating cry and was halfway to him.

Culhwch answered the monster with his own berserk roar, and hurtled himself at it, dropping all pretense at defense in his fury. He was nearly at the level of the infamous black rage that afflicted many warriors on both sides of the conflict between Chaos and Order.

The thing lashed out with its many tendrils, wrapping them around Culhwch's body, he lashed out viciously, striking several away, shattering the venom coating spikes on them. There were too many moving too quickly for him to entirely protect himself, but he barely noticed the pain as he was lashed and encircled.

The venom boiled through his body, but he was in the thick of his rage, his arms free, he began to bludgeon the skull of the draig, beating it over and over, screaming to the heavens. Blood and ink flew everywhere, the venom boiled in his veins, the draig made no sound beyond the squelching of its rapidly deflating head, the crowd was matching Culhwch's screams with gusto, and many had started pounding the earth with their feet, setting the arena to rumbling. His arms ached with more than just the agony of the deadly venom, but he was moving on reflex, lifting and striking the mace with mechanical, instinctual, motion.

The draig at last stopped moving, its skull and brain nothing more than a fine mush. The tentacles loosened from around Culhwch. He staggered to the ground, and kept to his feet with his remaining will.

The crowd was still howling with mad joy. Culhwch shook his mace at them, and tried to scream, but it was drowned out. The ground met him and the last thing he felt was the jarring impact of slamming into it with all force.

He knew he was dying when his eyes cracked open an eternity later. He couldn't move, as weak as he had ever been. He was in someone's arms, draped across their forearms like images of the Emperor cradling Sanguinius.

Above him he saw a muscular form, crowned a colossal rack of antlers. "You," he croaked, "The Horned King."

"You can still speak?" The voice was deep, melodious, and strikingly appealing. "You impress, Sir Culhwch. I knew from the moment I saw you in that filthy pit that you didn't belong there."

"Your pit instead, right?" Culhwch growled.

"This is far more than a mere gladiator arena, son," answered the Chaos Lord, "it is a testing ground. I hope that soon you will understand."

Culhwch had the strangest sense that they were rising. "What are you doing?" he moved his head, and saw a set of craggy steps built into a wall of black stone. And then they were at the edge, a crater like a volcano looming before them. Uniformly circular, but primal in a way that only ancient stone formations could be.

The Horned King walked to the edge of the crater. He looked down into Culhwch's terrified eyes. "Be brave, son," said Diwrnach, "you have shown that you have the boldness needed, now, we shall see if you have the will."

"No-" And then there was the rush of air by his ears, a scream, and the instant sensation of striking something wet and hot and agonizing. And Culhwch screamed for an eternity.

*************​

He rose from the bed, still screaming, clawing at his body, the many new scars sticking out horrifically. He raked them with his hands, his screams slowly turning into confused sobs of terror.

He was on a proper bed, but was barely comfortable given his still screaming veins. It was as if the venom was still inside him, too entrenched in his blood to go away.

"Oh do shut up," Mabon's sneering voice only added to his discomfort.

Culhwch took several deep breaths. "What happened?" he croaked.

"We won," Mabon sneered. The Dark Eldar was also on a bed, though he was still chained.

"I don't remember," Culhwch whispered. Oh but he did.

Mabon gave him a look. "That is understandable. You did die, after all."
 
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Fantasy Chaos Warriors in 40k is super cool. Somewhere between mortals and Astartes, (probably) easier to make than the latter though rarer than the former.
 
"I almost had you, Culhwch," hissed the man, his voice the rustling of silk. "Just a bit more give in the chain and I'd be ripping open your belly right now."

"You say that every morning, Mabon, and you haven't gotten any closer," Culhwch sighed. He had been afraid of the man, if he even was a man, named Mabon for a long time but now the maniac's strange and twisted behavior wasn't even a shock. It had become predictable.
Mabon Ap Modron. Stolen from his family after three days of life. Once a servant of Uther, the only being who can call the hound which tracks the prince mutated into a poisonous boar, Twrch Trwyth. He comes to be named by Arthur as a loyal and renown servant of his when asked to name his remarkable followers, so this Trueborn has more to do in our story yet.
Culhwch had the strangest sense that they were rising. "What are you doing?" he moved his head, and saw a set of craggy steps built into a wall of black stone. And then they were at the edge, a crater like a volcano looming before them. Uniformly circular, but primal in a way that only ancient stone formations could be.

The Horned King walked to the edge of the crater. He looked down into Culhwch's terrified eyes. "Be brave, son," said Diwrnach, "you have shown that you have the boldness needed, now, we shall see if you have the will."

"No-" And then there was the rush of air by his ears, a scream, and the instant sensation of striking something wet and hot and agonizing. And Culhwch screamed for an eternity.
... ah shit. I think I know what that was.
He rose from the bed, still screaming, clawing at his body, the many new scars sticking out horrifically. He raked them with his hands, his screams slowly turning into confused sobs of terror.
Oh yeah. It's definitely That. The source of all the misery on the world of Avalon.
Fantasy Chaos Warriors in 40k is super cool. Somewhere between mortals and Astartes, (probably) easier to make than the latter though rarer than the former.
Worse. Culhwhch was thrown into the Cauldron, and came out alive. His soul has been bound and claimed by Chaos, now and forevermore. He won't be a mere giant in hell-wroght iron plate and a burning sword fit to skewer three men at once. Culhwch will soon demonstrate the extend of his new mutations and powers. As he does, he will receive the fruits of his forced, dark labors in the iconic black armor and crimson sword. His own Knight may even be returned to him, a twisted and swollen symbol of the Dark Gods' fell blessings on their servants' machines.
 
A cruel laugh that made Culhwch's blood run cold. Mabon, he believed, was the most loathsome creature in the universe. "I can see you, Culhwch. My eyes are sharper than yours."
Then can you tell how many fingers I'm holding up?
Mabon was nearly eight feet in height, and so thin Culhwch could count the creature's ribs. His face was sharp and cruel, and his skin had a strange gray pallor, his ears were long and sharp, and he lacked hair.
Oh, he's a Drukhari.
The Circle of Spines was an eyesore on the coast of the lands held by the Chaoslord Diwrnach. The subject of dark rumor and horrid sacrifice. It resembled thousands of spines jammed into the earth, and built on it was stadium seating able to hold thousands of blood-hungry fanatics. And built within it was a carefully constructed apparatus to bring blood-sacrifices to the surface, to fight and to die on the blood-soaked sands. From here, Culhwch was able to see forms impaled on the spines that comprised the location, and flowing down the spines, he could see blood.
Chaos decorations. So garish.
They too woar little more than loincloths and belts, but the similarities ended.
Wore.
Rancid breath burned his face, and the mute snarled in his face. In answer, Culhwch drove his knee hard into the bastard's crotch. He was rewarded as the snarl abated and the grip loosened, the herculean might of the enchanted fighter ebbing for an instant.
No balls of steel here.
He dropped the sword and went for the mace instead. He ignored the cheers of the crowd. They didn't care who died, he realized, only that someone did.
The Blood God only cares that the blood flows.
Culhwch's heart sank as a door across from them creaked open on ancient hinges. From it emerged a massive figure, something that had once been a draig, but was now something far worse. Its gaping maw was filled with fanged tentacles that lashed about like living things, dripping with venom. Its body was pale and smooth, completely scaleless. It resembled a jellyfish, twisted and forced into the general shape of a draig.
A mindflayer dragon!
Culhwch had the strangest sense that they were rising. "What are you doing?" he moved his head, and saw a set of craggy steps built into a wall of black stone. And then they were at the edge, a crater like a volcano looming before them. Uniformly circular, but primal in a way that only ancient stone formations could be.

The Horned King walked to the edge of the crater. He looked down into Culhwch's terrified eyes. "Be brave, son," said Diwrnach, "you have shown that you have the boldness needed, now, we shall see if you have the will."

"No-" And then there was the rush of air by his ears, a scream, and the instant sensation of striking something wet and hot and agonizing. And Culhwch screamed for an eternity.
Oh no.
 
My Name is Arthur
Arthur woke up to the sound of Sir Ector ranting. The aging knight's hair had gone completely gray and was beginning to fall out, and he would often claim that was entirely the fault of his only daughter.

Looking over to her bed, Arthur sighed. Yep, she was gone. Without him, of course.

"That girl will be the death of me!" Ector boomed. For all the ravages of advancing middle age and general stress, the knight had never lost his voice.

Arthur rubbed his eyes and groaned. He slipped out of bed, and was only just starting to get feeling into his body when Sir Ector pounded in.

"Do you know where she went, Wart?" Ector boomed.

Arthur bit back the immediate response, that he hated that nickname, that he had grown out of it years ago. Instead he said, "I assume she snuck out to deal with the visiting knights of Benoic."

With a groan, Ector sat down hard on the escapee's bed. "She'll kill me before the knives of our enemies or the heart's vice gets me."

"I'm her squire," Arthur said, "I should be with her." She hadn't woken him though, she had gone out by herself. He was a child to her as well.

Ector tugged at the sparse bit of hair remaining on his head. "You should have stopped her! That would have been your duty!"

"She is a grown knight," Arthur grumbled. He got to his feet and pulled on his trousers. "A child can't just order her around."

"What are you on about, Wart?" Ector snapped, "you are past the age of majority. An adult."

Biting his tongue, Arthur walked past his foster father. "That doesn't mean anything, I'm just a squire." Without looking back he kept walking, knowing full well Ector could yell at him and make him come back. But the old man didn't.

When he reached the hallway, Arthur let out a sigh. Everything had seemed so simple, before Myrddin had left. While the wizard was teaching him he could let himself believe that it was for some purpose. But the old trickster had left with barely a farewell, and now he was in the position he had always been meant for, Cei's squire.

He never wanted to seem ungrateful, but he couldn't help but feel like he was meant for so much more than a kind of arrested development, stuck between a mere page and a full and true knight. It didn't help that Cei clearly had no interest in having a squire, which meant that she was dismissive and irritable. She wanted independence as much as he did, and he couldn't blame her.

She had also been quite upset by the swaggering Sir Lancelot and his accompanying retinue of Benoic knights. The stories of them practicing on knights of other realms, blocking roads and harassing travelers had added to her rage. Lancelot hadn't helped, adding to the fire by having the gall to suggest a match between Cei and his bastard half-brother, Sir Bors. Lancelot and Bors had only been saved Cei's immediate offensive by Sir Bors tactfully defectling the idea, and apologizing to both Cei and Ector.

No wonder she had ridden out, sneaking to her gear and weapons to seek revenge on the ones who had humiliated her. She had taken everything, Arthur had no doubt. Everything but him, her squire and foster brother and friend.

"Even Bors gets to be a knight," Arthur muttered to himself. The son of a woman soldier King Ban had taken as a concubine, he had heard, and yet still deemed worthy of proper spurs. At least his father was important, a King.

Gawain was a knight, and his reputation and fame was growing rapidly. The babes: Moriaen, Ywain, Afeaon, all would be knights. Even Gawain's little sister, Agra, who was pudgy, wide-eyed, and followed his movements with shy glances she clearly didn't think he noticed, was destined to pilot a mount to war.

Even his dear friend Bedwyr, gone for three years, had essentially been adopted by a King. If he lived, and Arthur prayed he did, he would have his spurs by now, and would have gone through the ritual becoming, the surgery and holy vigil that bound human and machine.

They were all the children of Kings and Queens, nobles and heroes. By blood or by adoption. He was even less than a bastard, an orphan that Sir Ector and Lady Rowenna had taken pity on. In darker moments, he even considered himself less than a common man. At least a common man could prove himself. He was stuck in an eternal limbo of pointlessness. Squires had no true role in society, not since the Armigars had become unusable. Cei didn't want him around, and he knew full well he must be outliving his welcome at Caer Gei. He was sullen and bitter, and often felt like he would explode with the endless desire to do something.

He kicked a stone as he walked into the courtyard, sighing as it bounced off a nearby wall. He was angry at Myrddin for abandoning him, but at the same time he wished the wizard would return. His friends hadn't visited nearly as much as he would like. Gawain was off jousting and questing, sweet Agra was on her lonely island preparing for her becoming, Tristan had vanished into his father's court, and Bedwyr was more than likely dead. That one hurt most of all somehow, imagining Bedwyr dead on some twisted field. Poor King Pellinore had been brought home, but he was in a catatonic state, and the only word was that Bedwyr was in the Chaoslands, fighting with the Giant King of Gallia, Vercingetorix. He wished he could become a hawk and fly across the sea, and seek his lost companion. At least he knew where everyone else was.

Something struck right on the back of the neck, making him jump with a yelp. He turned to glare, and saw the ugliest man on Avalon, a broad grin on his face. "Morfren," he said stiffly.

Morfren had a mug of mead set beside him on the bench, and was reaching down to pick up another pebble. "Not even a hello, squire? How very rude! Did you not even want to look at me?"

"I'm sorry," Arthur said softly, "I didn't notice you."

Morfren dropped the pebble, and took a long swig of his mead. "Aye, so caught up in your funk, you are. Missing your little lady?"
"No," Arthur lied.

"Your lad then." Morfren shrugged. "I don't judge."

"That supposed to be Gawain or Bedwyr?" Arthur asked. He couldn't help but smile a little.

"Either or." Morfren scratched his belly. "Really though, seems like you miss a lot. The wizard, your mates, a sense of purpose."

Arthur blushed. Was he really that obvious?

"You are," Morfren answered the unvoiced question. He laughed broadly. "I was a teenager once too, you know. And an ugly one on top of it! Ol' Sir Ector may not remember, but I'm not even thirty yet. I remember the, what do the nuns call them? Hormones or something."

"So what?" Arthur asked. He wondered if Morfren would like a pebble between his eyes.

Morfren took another swig of mead. "Well. One day, when I was eighteen, I got turned down by a pretty girl. She laughed right in my face. Don't think you'd have to worry about that, but that was the last straw for me. So I went crying to my dear ol' mam."

"I don't have a mother," Arthur said dryly.

"Let me finish!" Morfren barked. He gestured wildly with his mug. "So I went to my mam for sympathy, and she looked me right in the eye and she said, 'Of course she turned you down. You are ugly as the Archtraitor and don't have shit to offer'." The ugly knight laughed broadly. "Ah my dear ol' mam, wisest woman on Avalon I say!"

Despite himself, Arthur smiled. It was honestly difficult to stay blue around the big man. "So, what does that have to do with me? Last time I looked in the mirror, I wasn't quite the ugliest man on Avalon."

"Damn right!" boomed Morfren. He laughed so loudly a nearby bird took to the air. "I suppose what I am trying to say is that you got to find your own self." He pounded his fist on his chest. "I found myself by owning it. And look at me now!"

"So, what do you advise for me, oh wise and noble Sir Morfren?" Arthur asked, managing to hold back a chuckle.

Morfren pointed at Arthur, right between the eyes. "Well, what do you want to do? Be with your friends? Well, find them. Cei won't let you ride by her side." He spat to the side. "Find her, ride after her and don't leave her even if she tries to beat you senseless. Squires can become knights no matter where they come from, if they try hard enough. We don't have the luxury of favoritism. Not now. Might take a few years, while Cei builds herself up. But she's good. She's even thrown me a couple times, and I wouldn't want to fight her in a true knightly duel."

"And the Londinium Tournament is coming," Arthur declared. His heart was pounding. "There are events for squires as well."

Morfren grinned, and tapped his chin. "Why, I did forget that. Even a few empty thrones up for grabs I hear. We need to keep our numbers up, you know."

"Is that true?" Arthur asked, leaning forward. His heart was pounding.

Taking another swig, the older man put on a thoughtful expression. "Well, if it were told to me, it would be a secret, you see. Choosing our High King is enough of a draw for our enemies. So if my master, Taliesin, brought me to a secret meeting where they detailed those plans, well, I would have to state in no uncertain terms that it is not true." He didn't quite wink, Morfren was never that obvious.

Arthur swallowed. "Then…"

"What are you standing around here for?" Morfren roared. "Go off! Grab a horse, ride after that brat Lady Cei! Go on, get, leave me to my drink."

"Oh!" Arthur jumped in surprise, and with a smile breaking on his face, rushed straight to the stables. He knew what he needed to do now, and he knew hope. And he was, though he wasn't quite consciously aware of it, the kind of man who would cling to even the barest hope that life could be better, both for himself and for others. He would always fight for that, with all his might, so long as he himself was aware of that hope.

Morfren chuckled as the boy ran off. "Not so strong a melancholy as he would pretend," the ugly man said, shaking his head with a chuckle. He lifted his mead in salute. "May he never lose that heart."

Sir Ector barged out of the castle, stopping next to Morfren and bending over to breathe in and out heavily. "Emperor help me," the aging knight gasped, "why can I never think of what to say in the moment?"

"Hello Sir Ector, looking for Arthur?" Morfren asked.

"Oh! Sir Morfren, I do apologize, I didn't see you there. Yes, I am looking for Wart, have you seen him?"

"He just came by, I gave him some advice." Morfren finished off his mead. He belched lightly.

"Oh. Oh dear."

"Am I really that bad?"

"Well, knowing you, you no doubt told him to drink heavily or go off to some bawdy house," Ector stammered. He rubbed his hands through his hair. "I did try to be a good role model, you know."

Chuckling, Morfren sat down his empty mug. "Don't worry so much, old man. The lad loves you dearly. I didn't tell him to drink like mad, I gave him a bit of my dear ol' mam's patented advice and told him to go out and work if he wants a throne."

Sir Ector's eyes widened. "Did you tell him about that? We were told to keep it a secret!"

"I made it quite clear that it wasn't true," Morfren declared. He looked at his empty mug. "Nothing sadder than an empty mug I say. To have a bottomless skin of mead, that is what dreams are made of." He stood up, taking his mug.

Ector seemed to hesitate, looking towards the stables. He looked conflicted.

With a sigh, Morfren clapped him on the shoulder. "Come along, old man. Sometimes you just gotta let the kids sort it out."

"Sometimes I am afraid he will sort it out too well," Ector said softly, before he followed Morfren back into the castle.
 
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