The Talk by the Fire
MysticKnightJoe
Defender of Holy Terra
- Location
- Fighting the Forces of Evil Across the Cosmos
They cooked two cans of the spam over an open flame, filling the region with a salty meat smell. Both warmed their hands over the fire. "You want any, Alis?" Dinadan asked the druid.
The woman shook her head. "My flesh-stomach roils at the smell, I will stick with more stable ration as I perform the rights on the machines." She walked away.
Dinadan watched after her with a sigh. "You ever think it's all a bunch of flim flam?"
Bedwyr frowned. "What?"
"All that ritual and dancing about and incense." Dinadan poked the fire. "You think it actually does anything?"
"I think so." Bedwyr had seen several tech rituals in his time, and they seemed to result in something. "They must have some purpose, otherwise why do them?"
"I'm not saying that," Dinadan responded, sounding a little tired. "I'm saying it gets expensive for a poor knight like me, and it just feels like more and more gets added." He poked the fire again, and the meat sizzled more.
Bedwyr sniffed the air. For all the claims that it didn't taste good, it certainly smelled just fine. "I don't know what to tell you. Pellinore says ritual is part of the life of a knight."
"Shame most of them are foolish," Dinadan said dryly, "I could do without most of them."
Bedwyr stared at him. "Do you have an example?"
"Courtly love." Dinadan said with no hesitation.
This startled Bedwyr out of his enjoyment of the cooking meat. "Love? Of all the things you think are foolish, you think love?"
Dinadan shrugged. "Way most knights go about it, sure. All those favors and poems and nonsense."
Bedwyr reached into his pocket, and stroked Vivian's favor. Despite himself, he felt a rage building. "How can you call it useless?"
"How old are you?" Dinadan asked unexpectedly.
"Fourteen, last week," Bedwyr answered immediately.
"You have a girl?"
"Of course!" Bedwyr declared, proudly. He produced her favor and waved it in Dinadan's face. "She gave me this to signify our bound."
Dinadan stared at it dispassionately. "She's what? Thirteen? Fourteen? She'll forget about it, and you'll be clinging to that scrap of cloth for the next decade."
"She's not like that!" Bedwyr snarled, face growing redder and redder. Who did this guy think he was? He wasn't that much older than him.
"Why are you so attached to her anyway, have you even tasted her cooking yet?" Dinadan asked.
"Why does that matter?"
"It matters, believe me," Dinadan said. The infuriating smile wasn't leaving his face.
Bedwyr managed, "Well, she works in Sir Ector's kitchen, so she can probably cook well."
Dinadan nodded sagely. "Ah! A cooking maid. You do have some sense."
Bedwyr scowled, feeling even more insulted. "I still don't see what this has to do with anything!" he growled.
Dinadan shrugged. "Young guys, knights, they tend to go for pretty girls they can compose songs about. It is all very silly really, they all go for richer men or get married off. You are smart though. A kitchen maid is so low-class that she won't be noticed, and there isn't real worry she'll be married off." He gestured to the favor still gripped in Bedwyr's hand. "Ditch that silly thing, and you're on your way to making sense of all this."
"She'd be insulted if I did," Bedwyr spat. He clenched the favor tightly.
Dinadan snorted. "She'll be more insulted when you come home, clinging to a ratty child's kerchief. Listen, kid, girls love gestures of chivalry, until they find it cloying. How long do you and Pellinore intend to be off hunting the Questing Beast? There will be a time limit on her willingness to wait, between the frankly high chances of both of you dying alone and forgotten in the Chaoslands, or worse, falling to the dark powers." He tapped the side of his head. "I hear rumors, you know, how they claw their way into a man's brain and eat him alive."
"We won't fall," Bedwyr said stubbornly, "and we won't die either." His confidence was bolstered by his growing anger at the older man.
"Such confidence," Dinadan said dryly. He poked the fire again, the growing flames cast him in harsh profile. "I'm sure no one else has ever insisted such."
Bedwyr shook his head. "I am so glad I didn't end up being your squire."
"I know," Dinadan said. He smiled. "I'd be a terrible teacher. We'd be trying to kill each other a week in."
"I've barely known you an hour, and I'm already tempted," Bedwyr snarked, catching up to Dinadan's tempo.
Dinadan laughed. "A common reaction, really." He stirred the contents of the pan. "Food's ready."
The meat was salty, and somewhat oddly textured, but Bedwyr found himself liking it just fine, chowing it down quickly. He felt the slow building contentment of a filling stomach, and the pain of his ordeal melting away. The cuts on his hand still hurt, and they would have to be checked sooner or later, but for now he felt strangely at peace.
"We are soldiers, you know," Dinadan said suddenly. "No better or worse than any man or woman on the battlefield. We just like to dress it up all pretty because we don't like facing the fact we aren't any different from common footmen."
"We do have the Knight Frames," Bedwyr argued, though truth be told, he could see Dinadan's point to some extent. Warriors were warriors. One fighting with a sword and gun deserved honor much the same as one in a Knight.
Dinadan seemed to notice Bedwyr's lack of heart. "It's a weapon, no matter what ritual is attached."
Alis reemerged, munching on a ration brick and looking a touch contrite. "The rituals are complete, Sir Dinadan. Are you telling Bedwyr about your heresies?"
"Hardly heresy, Alis," Dinadan insisted cheerfully. He took a bite of spam. "Simply pointing out that you are grifting me for every throne I get."
Alis sat down beside Bedwyr, wrinkling her nose at the strong smell of spam. "I have to fight you every week for the money you owe for my services, Sir Dinadan."
"And the spar is worth more than any ritual you provide, dear Alis," Dinadan mocked.
Alis sniffed, but had an air of amusement about her. Bedwyr suspected this was a common discussion between the two.
"We've known each other since childhood," Dinadan said, "so we are stuck with each other."
"What can you do?" Alis murmured, still with the same air of detached humor.
They ate in companionable silence, salty spam and near tasteless ration blocks alike. The sun sank, and it grew dark once again.
"I don't have space for more than two cots," Dinadan admitted. He looked about, nothing. "So you better hope Pellinore comes for you soon."
"I'll be fine," Bedwyr insisted. "I can just sleep on the front seat." He'd slept in worse circumstances, he realized, as recently as this very day. One night in a chair wouldn't harm him.
Dinadan snorted with amusement. "Damn, tough, stubborn, and willing to be subjected to subpar circumstances. Maybe you would be a good squire for me. I had one you know, but he ran away a few months back."
"Can't imagine why," Alis muttered, swallowing another chunk of ration brick.
[Sorry for the wait here, the Holiday season is always hectic, and this one was a touch rough. I should be back to a more regular schedule now!]
The woman shook her head. "My flesh-stomach roils at the smell, I will stick with more stable ration as I perform the rights on the machines." She walked away.
Dinadan watched after her with a sigh. "You ever think it's all a bunch of flim flam?"
Bedwyr frowned. "What?"
"All that ritual and dancing about and incense." Dinadan poked the fire. "You think it actually does anything?"
"I think so." Bedwyr had seen several tech rituals in his time, and they seemed to result in something. "They must have some purpose, otherwise why do them?"
"I'm not saying that," Dinadan responded, sounding a little tired. "I'm saying it gets expensive for a poor knight like me, and it just feels like more and more gets added." He poked the fire again, and the meat sizzled more.
Bedwyr sniffed the air. For all the claims that it didn't taste good, it certainly smelled just fine. "I don't know what to tell you. Pellinore says ritual is part of the life of a knight."
"Shame most of them are foolish," Dinadan said dryly, "I could do without most of them."
Bedwyr stared at him. "Do you have an example?"
"Courtly love." Dinadan said with no hesitation.
This startled Bedwyr out of his enjoyment of the cooking meat. "Love? Of all the things you think are foolish, you think love?"
Dinadan shrugged. "Way most knights go about it, sure. All those favors and poems and nonsense."
Bedwyr reached into his pocket, and stroked Vivian's favor. Despite himself, he felt a rage building. "How can you call it useless?"
"How old are you?" Dinadan asked unexpectedly.
"Fourteen, last week," Bedwyr answered immediately.
"You have a girl?"
"Of course!" Bedwyr declared, proudly. He produced her favor and waved it in Dinadan's face. "She gave me this to signify our bound."
Dinadan stared at it dispassionately. "She's what? Thirteen? Fourteen? She'll forget about it, and you'll be clinging to that scrap of cloth for the next decade."
"She's not like that!" Bedwyr snarled, face growing redder and redder. Who did this guy think he was? He wasn't that much older than him.
"Why are you so attached to her anyway, have you even tasted her cooking yet?" Dinadan asked.
"Why does that matter?"
"It matters, believe me," Dinadan said. The infuriating smile wasn't leaving his face.
Bedwyr managed, "Well, she works in Sir Ector's kitchen, so she can probably cook well."
Dinadan nodded sagely. "Ah! A cooking maid. You do have some sense."
Bedwyr scowled, feeling even more insulted. "I still don't see what this has to do with anything!" he growled.
Dinadan shrugged. "Young guys, knights, they tend to go for pretty girls they can compose songs about. It is all very silly really, they all go for richer men or get married off. You are smart though. A kitchen maid is so low-class that she won't be noticed, and there isn't real worry she'll be married off." He gestured to the favor still gripped in Bedwyr's hand. "Ditch that silly thing, and you're on your way to making sense of all this."
"She'd be insulted if I did," Bedwyr spat. He clenched the favor tightly.
Dinadan snorted. "She'll be more insulted when you come home, clinging to a ratty child's kerchief. Listen, kid, girls love gestures of chivalry, until they find it cloying. How long do you and Pellinore intend to be off hunting the Questing Beast? There will be a time limit on her willingness to wait, between the frankly high chances of both of you dying alone and forgotten in the Chaoslands, or worse, falling to the dark powers." He tapped the side of his head. "I hear rumors, you know, how they claw their way into a man's brain and eat him alive."
"We won't fall," Bedwyr said stubbornly, "and we won't die either." His confidence was bolstered by his growing anger at the older man.
"Such confidence," Dinadan said dryly. He poked the fire again, the growing flames cast him in harsh profile. "I'm sure no one else has ever insisted such."
Bedwyr shook his head. "I am so glad I didn't end up being your squire."
"I know," Dinadan said. He smiled. "I'd be a terrible teacher. We'd be trying to kill each other a week in."
"I've barely known you an hour, and I'm already tempted," Bedwyr snarked, catching up to Dinadan's tempo.
Dinadan laughed. "A common reaction, really." He stirred the contents of the pan. "Food's ready."
The meat was salty, and somewhat oddly textured, but Bedwyr found himself liking it just fine, chowing it down quickly. He felt the slow building contentment of a filling stomach, and the pain of his ordeal melting away. The cuts on his hand still hurt, and they would have to be checked sooner or later, but for now he felt strangely at peace.
"We are soldiers, you know," Dinadan said suddenly. "No better or worse than any man or woman on the battlefield. We just like to dress it up all pretty because we don't like facing the fact we aren't any different from common footmen."
"We do have the Knight Frames," Bedwyr argued, though truth be told, he could see Dinadan's point to some extent. Warriors were warriors. One fighting with a sword and gun deserved honor much the same as one in a Knight.
Dinadan seemed to notice Bedwyr's lack of heart. "It's a weapon, no matter what ritual is attached."
Alis reemerged, munching on a ration brick and looking a touch contrite. "The rituals are complete, Sir Dinadan. Are you telling Bedwyr about your heresies?"
"Hardly heresy, Alis," Dinadan insisted cheerfully. He took a bite of spam. "Simply pointing out that you are grifting me for every throne I get."
Alis sat down beside Bedwyr, wrinkling her nose at the strong smell of spam. "I have to fight you every week for the money you owe for my services, Sir Dinadan."
"And the spar is worth more than any ritual you provide, dear Alis," Dinadan mocked.
Alis sniffed, but had an air of amusement about her. Bedwyr suspected this was a common discussion between the two.
"We've known each other since childhood," Dinadan said, "so we are stuck with each other."
"What can you do?" Alis murmured, still with the same air of detached humor.
They ate in companionable silence, salty spam and near tasteless ration blocks alike. The sun sank, and it grew dark once again.
"I don't have space for more than two cots," Dinadan admitted. He looked about, nothing. "So you better hope Pellinore comes for you soon."
"I'll be fine," Bedwyr insisted. "I can just sleep on the front seat." He'd slept in worse circumstances, he realized, as recently as this very day. One night in a chair wouldn't harm him.
Dinadan snorted with amusement. "Damn, tough, stubborn, and willing to be subjected to subpar circumstances. Maybe you would be a good squire for me. I had one you know, but he ran away a few months back."
"Can't imagine why," Alis muttered, swallowing another chunk of ration brick.
[Sorry for the wait here, the Holiday season is always hectic, and this one was a touch rough. I should be back to a more regular schedule now!]
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