A Dragon and the Romp Through the Deep

*Sees peaceful farmlands rising in the rankings*

Hmm. Okay I'll be honest I'm genuinely not sure how to handle friendship in this quest lol so uh... just you know be aware, trying to go Puff the Magic Dragon might end up being the weirdest option.
 
tbh at this point i don't there are enough potential voters for it to win unless a bunch of voters pop up now or something

that said, weird is good right :V
 
Hmm, well its been a day or so, so Vote Closed.

IBLIS THE IMMOLATOR IS THY NAME. And you've found a lush mountain valley full of ruins.
 
Chapter 3
"I AM IBLIS THE IMMOLATOR!" The dog sized Red Dragon shrieked from atop the burning pile of corpses and bones and released a gout of burning red dragon fire.

It was pleased. Totally disregarding the fact that most beings would rightly be utterly horrified at what it had done.

Satisfied with its choice of name Iblis the Immolator pondered what to do next. The throne room it now claimed was so utterly massive that it would take the treasures of several conquered lands to line the floor with enough treasure to swim in, accounting for its growth after the one or two months it would take to do that.

Though now that it thought about it, Iblis was not actually sure how big it would be in a month. Nevertheless, it was confident that if this massive throne room could suffice for their Parent, that it could perhaps be made passable if it was insufficient. But before that, it had to find stuff which was meant to be its.

Giving a happy squeak-roar the Dragon flared its wings to half mast with a flutter and then pranced off the pile and across the humongous throne room towards the door it could dimly see. Or well, it pranced as well as one might when its belly was full of green thing and its scales scraped on the floor.

Through that door as one might expect, there was a hall.

In fact there was a large tangled maze of halls, carved with images of two legged things and their languages. The marks of a handful of kingdoms built one atop the other passed Iblis by, and were idly noted as something which increases its own mystique for laying claim to this place.

Something to read, after it got out of this infuriating maze. The little hatchling was extremely tempted to burn a hole straight through the nearest wall at an angle up just to get out of the place. However, in a display of its magnificent magnanimity and willpower it managed to restrain itself from burning a hole through its new home for the sake of convenience.

Cocking its frilled ear covers this way and that it eventually caught an air current it could follow and it finally, finally managed to get out after what must have been days of wandering with how hungry it got. More like half a day but it felt like proper exaggeration was a necessity right now to properly express itself.

But yes, it had gotten Out.

Stepping up the last stairs inside a shattered inner tower Iblis found itself in a grand hall, marked with the signs of battle between Dragon and something else. Great swathes of stone were cut out, solid runnels of stone that had once been melted to magma and sublimated to gas under the heat having settled and cooled again in the bottom of the troughs drawn across nearly every surface and left sparkling. Claw marks defaced statuary, with some pieces cut cleanly like a razor from the sharpest wing claws and the massive cracks of shoulder checks and tail slams going up the walls and to the ceiling.

At the far end was a great doorway, a hundred times the length of the hatchling at least and through it streamed sunlight occluded by the growth of hanging ivy and trees. Bounding across the floor the hatchling dodged around the hellscape left by its Parent with easy hops and scuttles sideways as needed and then finally emerged into the wider World.

Laid out before it like a banquet bequeathing its table was a lush mountain valley. Pines swayed in the wind caressing the Dragon's face, roaring as their branches touched one another, stretching up the slope to this abandoned mountain city-fortress like a cloak or blanket. Up and around to the heights of the summit in the distance above.

Peeking out from that forest cloak like a beautiful dress peeking out from a drab cover was the remnants of a valley city, growing from one end to the other in a bridal train for some titan creature. Towers, leaning spires and grand cathedrals dotted the forest and became nests for its life. This city grew up and over and around the three mountain arms that spread out from Iblis's home.

To its right and the descending sun was a range of blade like mountains soaring higher and higher before disappearing into the misty clouds obscuring their hidden tops. On the sharpest slope, it was terraced, and a city of blocky complexes and shiny churches grew like moss. To the west was two lumpy and ragged ranges intermingled, creating tiny pocket valleys in a densely lush series of steps like a giant might use. That lushness was supported by the shiny blue waters of a mountain lake, ringed by cracked villas choked with ivy.

But it was the city that drew Iblis's golden gaze.

Peering at the largest spire in the middle of the city with its three sharp prongs arranged in a triangle capped in something that glittered it was pleased. I would love to coil around that thing yes.

And so it would, after it found the treasure in this bountiful landscape. It should probably start at the base of that central spire, where all the buildings seem to be built atop each other in a massive edifice to arrogance and wealth now choked with the death of empires. Or go lake diving for sunken treasure in the shiny lakes. Or, or! Maybe go seeking the reason for the shiny churches.

[] Write in: Iblis has found what is basically ruined Anor Londo mixed together with Barad'dur and left to rot by the empires of the world. Loooooooooooooooot.

Brought to you by a very sleepy Bungie who is on his work rotation through Wednesday.
 
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so much loot, so little time...and we can eat to our hearts content of anyone foolish enough to challenge our right!
 
[x] The loot can wait; anything left has already waited centuries. A quick dip in the lake to clean our magnificent and imposing visage from any leftover egg gunk seems like a good idea.

I'm so happy we aren't doing the weird pastel village route. So, so happy.
... on the other hand, burning the village would have been fun, I guess.
 
[x] The loot can wait; anything left has already waited centuries. A quick dip in the lake to clean our magnificent and imposing visage from any leftover egg gunk seems like a good idea.
 
[x] The loot can wait; anything left has already waited centuries. A quick dip in the lake to clean our magnificent and imposing visage from any leftover egg gunk seems like a good idea.
 
[x] The loot can wait; anything left has already waited centuries. A quick dip in the lake to clean our magnificent and imposing visage from any leftover egg gunk seems like a good idea.
 
You put this update in the media threadmark
Fixed.

Also the vote will remain open till tomorrow night. I don't finish my current work rotation till Wednesday night and I need to write some stuff for Suzy quest so, probably Wednesday night or Thursday before I start writing more Iblis.
 
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Chapter 4
Iblis stared out at its domain and knew exactly what it was going to do as a piece of dried egg gunk flaked off its snout.

"Yuck!" It growled and ran out of the door into the plaza surrounded by ruined buildings beyond. The city outside the lair's door was very vertically designed with balconies and stairways going up and down everywhere. Many side streets and alleys were stairs of some variety, wide and long, tall and deep and many forms in between. With a running leap the Red Dragon leapt off the nearest of the balconies across the plaza, looking out over the city below and spread its mighty, if yet tiny wings.

It plummeted and then with a quick correction flapped frantically into the sky and glided through the air gracefully. In its element now.

It caught thermals on instinct and its wings flapped as needed, which was rarely even with its prodigious weight due to its body knowing what best to do. Even so it was a tiny hatchling and could not fly forever like its ancestors could if they pleased. It was an indomitable titan beast, but it was still young!

And so after several hours flying towards the lake it reached its shores and then less than gracefully fell out of the sky and landed with a plop!

In the dust, which just compounded to its cleanliness issues and poked the fastidious parts of its brain into a tired fury. But that fury was stymied by the beautiful sight before it.

Spread out before Iblis was a steeply slopping dip in the earth and in that dip were deep aquamarine waves gently lapping back and forth at the banks. They glinted unnaturally in the sun, many things hidden beneath the waves that it could not see causing a shine to rise from below. It smelt metal in large quantities.

Rising up around the lake were buildings, empty and with rotted facades climbing with ivy and with trees sprouting from their windows and courtyards in a rioting forest. They sat tilted like drunks around a puddle and rubble was present here and there from the decay.

Unbothered by all of this Iblis rose and waddled its way to the lake's edge. There it marveled at its appearance.

Under the greenish gunk its scales were a eye-biting red, standing out and decreeing to the world "look at me!" with a beautiful overlapping pattern like mail. On Iblis proud out-thrust chest were bands of hard scales like a snake's belly, tinted with red and its firey blood. Its tail was long and whip like, the spade at the end formed for cutting and bludgeoning. Its wings were finely jointed and its muscles robust and mighty things.

Moving to its long and sinuous neck it supported a triangular saurian head full of sharp dagger teeth that curved menacingly out from under its lips. Its ear holes were protected by long ribbed fans of thin scale and flesh which shaped sound and provided Iblis with exceptionally keen hearing. Its forked tongue tasted the air and was as red as fresh meat as it wiggled. Its eyes though were the most terrifying, a piercing and luminous golden hue like molten gold in the white of the eye with a deep abyssal pit in the center that was always slit angrily.

Because of its firey blood and Draconic nature even standing at the edge of the lake was beginning to cause it to ripple from the small campfire heat of Iblis, the nature of its fire leaking out into the world in an aura. A quality shared by all Dragons which defended them from birth.

It dove and happily frolicked about on the bed kicking up sand as it rubbed off the gunk, unworried about breathing as its fire sustained it and the water boiled around it gently. It was dim below the waves, the sun reaching very weakly into the dark waters.

In it Iblis saw a strange thing, collections of decaying corpses in ruined steel armor coating the lake bed deeper in and glinting faintly in the weak sun. An army had died here and then sunk into the lake. Or perhaps they died and then the lake came. It was not sure and the armor was in despairingly poor condition.

It swam deeper into the inky blackness towards the bottom.

The corpses became more numerous as it swam in reptilian undulations, wings held close to its body. Two, three, even four or more deeper they lied there in the deep unburied. The water felt strange now, charged with something. But Iblis did not fear the macabre sight around it, merely curious as it occasionally poked at the piles of the dead.

Nothing of much interest to the hatchling fell out of the piles as it prodded at them so it continued on. Deeper and deeper and deeper to the very bottom of the lake and the center.

There it found a plinth or perhaps an obelisk, tilted over to lay on the lake bed, wrapped in chains. Bound to it by those chains is a strange corpse. It had the general shape of a man clothed in a frilly and lacy gentleman's suit but its exposed flesh was sunken and almost mummified, its fingers too long and its nails poking morbidly from its fingers and its face bore three eye sockets and a beak. One eye was bandaged and unseen, one was a dark hole, and one was yellowed and rotten. Its beak was black and chipped around the edges, waiting.

"Hmm." Iblis hummed in thought as it stared at the thing. Such a strange corpse might be an Interesting Thing to keep in its Hoard. It was a quick work of a moment to start melting through its chains.

"Oh? What's this?" A waterlogged murmur slid into Iblis's ears as it released the thing's legs. They kicked and wiggled weakly as the Dragon stared at the not so dead corpse that was now reaching for it.

Clang. Things were moving around behind Iblis, corpses twitching and the armor dimly sparkling.

[] Write in: Well, you found a thing. Its also guarded by the Dead! Have fun!


Thanks to @Argidoll for the idea for the Crow Man. Fire will definitely work down here so don't worry about not being able to use that.
 
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[X] Have fun? I think I will! All these new toys to play with...

...In other words, romp about not taking this at all seriously. The thing in the chains isn't going anywhere; we can finish getting it out of the lake when we get bored of taking corpses apart.

(Yes, I know, this plan could backfire dramatically. But hey, seeing how things go horribly wrong is half the fun, right?)
 
[X] Even when a dragon is in the water and cannot use it's fire they are the apex. Iblis takes pleasure in using its superior speed and agility under water to dart around the shambling undead. Pausing only long enough to tear into a joint or tear the corpses' head off. Taking the time to prove it's superiority by killing all the undead, Iblis eventually returns its attention to the chained being.
 
[X] Even when a dragon is in the water and cannot use it's fire they are the apex. Iblis takes pleasure in using its superior speed and agility under water to dart around the shambling undead. Pausing only long enough to tear into a joint or tear the corpses' head off. Taking the time to prove it's superiority by killing all the undead, Iblis eventually returns its attention to the chained being.
 
Vote will be closing tomorrow! There is a tie by the way.
 
[X] Even when a dragon is in the water and cannot use it's fire they are the apex. Iblis takes pleasure in using its superior speed and agility under water to dart around the shambling undead. Pausing only long enough to tear into a joint or tear the corpses' head off. Taking the time to prove it's superiority by killing all the undead, Iblis eventually returns its attention to the chained being.
 
The Vote Is Now Closed.

Aquatic superiority without fire will now be demonstrated.
 
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Chapter 5
Iblis's golden eyes squinted and the Dragon frowned.

The flopping Dead things crawling their way through the water towards it and its prize were mightily inconvenient. Iblis hissed and they faltered. As they should when faced with my magnificence it thought evilly. With a surge of reptilian muscle it flipped and speared out to the first of the horde.

A bite and twist and a claw to the spine and the corpse was flopping limply and its head was down Iblis's gullet. It felt the magic of the Dead curse dissipate as the head met the fire within it and the Dead flesh stoked it higher. It was now in the mix and the morbid fingers of the Dead wiggled through the water and reached for the Dragon as their stamping feet and clawing hands pushed through the muck at the bottom. To slay the Dragon and add its corpse to their number, robbed of its primordial might. Iblis wanted exactly none of that and objected strenuously with its teeth and claws.

Hewing through the first wave was easy, a frenzy driving the hatchling to dip and swerve like the great swimmer it was and tear at the vulnerable bits of the corpses. Iblis hand sized claws left the Dead in tatters and their armor sundered and the hot aura of its flame that extended from its scales seared the Dead's bones and boiled the water around the baby Dragon. The first wave piled up around Iblis as it hissed and growled.

They were not going to stop it taking what it wanted. It would have its Interesting Thing... Corpse-being.

Interesting Entity, whatever.

And it twisted like a ribbon as it clawed and kicked and bit at the second and third wave over and over. The Dragon's red scaled body flashed through the lake and glinted in the dimness and a trail of silvery bubbles followed it. The Crow Mouthed corpse-thing watched with some interest, the Dead climbing over it and leaving it unharmed as they swarmed and swam clumsily towards the Dragon in their midst who had disturbed their tomb.

The second wave piled on top of the first and columns of torn Dead began to form, up and up and up the bodies piled as the third and fourth and fifth wave gurgled towards the hatchling. Their armor clanked and ground against their bodies, locking them into a surging wave of Dead flesh and bone and rotten blood leaking out into the lake. Their magic was great and it sustained them as Iblis proved to the long distant and probably long dead creator that it was the far more dangerous thing in this lake.

After the thirteenth wave, Iblis had torn through several hundred Dead, many towards the end just skeletons as they were the deepest buried and most decayed of the corpses in this lake. It laid down on top of the tallest pillar, holding an interesting skull with strings of meat and gristle clinging to it like barnacles as it clacked its fang filled jaw. It marveled at the little thing as it tried to chomp at its forelimb.

"How cute, I think such a trinket would suit you might Red Dragon." A familiar warbling and waterlogged voice said. Iblis looked up and saw the Crow-Mouth sitting up on the slab of its prison, free from its chains as it tossed the last lengths aside into the muck.

"Hmm." Iblis felt content and tired from the exercise and so allowed this statement. "I think I agree Crow-Thing." Its neck uncoiled as it clutched the chompy skull in one claw and one squinted eye speared through the Crow-Mouth. "What are you?" It asked, its voice a sibilant hiss unhindered by the waves.

The Crow-Mouth stood with a dignified and respectful bearing as it stepped forward and dropped into the muck and bowed with a flourish. "I am Alexander, the Immortal Crow-Mouthed Reporter. I am cursed to live through the end of days and witness the coming of the world ever after."

Iblis snorted at the flowery delivering of this speech. But an immortal was an interesting thing indeed! It hissed in happiness, clacking the claws of one hand in a Draconic gesture of greed and applause. "I think you would make a fine addition to my Hoard, Alexander. What do you say?" It 'asked' its pupil narrowing to a dangerous slit and its voice a purr.

Alexander clacked his beak and cooed. "That would be a fine boon mighty one. Perchance you may have use for an adviser?" The Crow-Mouthed Reporter ventured.

The Dragon blinked. It grumbled like a very tiny rockslide and then sighed. "Perhaps you can be more than just an Interesting Entity. And someone needs to take care of this cute skull here."

It holds up its toy, which seems to be at least not breaking down in its aura.

"As you wish mighty one." He said amicably.

The Dragon sniffed haughtily, happy that its obscenely massive ego was being stroked. Then it sniffed again. Ooooh it liked that smell of metal.

"Say, Alexander. Would there be by chance any gold here?" It asks with a voice laced with titanic greed.

Alexander blinks his singular eye and croaks. "Yes. I shall show it to you." He says before walking off along the bottom. Iblis giggles as it slithers off the column after the bird man to a patch of dirt behind the fallen obelisk/prison slab and pointing at a glint of yellow gold in the muck.

Iblis drooled and began to dig as Alexander gave the baby titan a large buffer of space, holding to the age old wisdom of never get in between a dragon and gold its hunting.

[] Write in: Well Iblis now has two new 'toys'(It thinks they are but well...planet sized ego) and looooot. You don't have to treat Alexander as an adviser, gods know Iblis would probably forget about him a lot of the time, but now he's there! Also, remember to name the skull : D!


Probably no more updates till Wednesday or Thursday night since my work rotation ends Wednesday night.
 
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[X] As Iblis tears through all hindrances to get its gold it glances at Alexander. It begins to question the immortal about the land it was born to and soon shall claim dominion over. Out of idle curiosity Iblis also questions the immortal on if it knows who the dead dragon in the cave was.
-[X] The skull shall be named Chompy!

...I couldn't think of a better name.
 
[X] As Iblis tears through all hindrances to get its gold it glances at Alexander. It begins to question the immortal about the land it was born to and soon shall claim dominion over. Out of idle curiosity Iblis also questions the immortal on if it knows who the dead dragon in the cave was.
-[X] The skull shall be named Chompy!

hmmmm...could use more planet sized ego...but we need the power to back that shit up.

Learn magic, become the Pyromancer of untold devastation, then learn Geomancy...get ALL the shiny things on demand as well as priceless gems and treasures. proceed to create a kingdom for the LOLZ and to feed our Ego.
 
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