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A Deadly Stardust Crusade. {No SV, you can't be JoJo, you're a side character!}

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[X] Hey, my dad works for a company named Speedwagon Foundation too.
[X] Who was that Dio guy? He was creepy.
[X] Who was that Dio guy? He was creepy.
 
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    • [X] Hey, my dad works for a company named Speedwagon Foundation too.
    [X] Who was that Dio guy? He was creepy.
    [X] Tell Bad Jokes.

    As the van sped down the streets of Cairo, its destination currently unknown, you decide to make some small talk.

    "Hey, this van is owned by a Speedwagon Foundation, right?" At Mr. Joestar's nod, you continue. "That's funny, my dad works for a Speedwagon Foundation too! Except he's a plane pilot. That's why we're in Cairo. He said something about 'Stupid Joestars and their damn adventures' when I asked him why we were moving."

    Mr. Joestar looked really uncomfortable right then, and Avdol was covering his coughing, so you decide to change the subject.

    "Hey, who was that DIO guy? Seemed really creepy." Both of them now look extremely serious, and Mr. Joestar begins to talk.

    "DIO is, well, a vampire. A old vampire, and an enemy of the Joestar line. My grandfather had been believed to have killed him, but he has somehow survived. Possibly by stealing my grandfather's body." Huh, evil vampire. And his name starts with a D, and a family fights him over generations... You snap your fingers dramatically.

    "SO THIS IS WHOLE SCENARIO IS A RIPOFF OF CASTLEVANIA!" You cross your arms, and nod decisively. You were so glad your parents bought you that game for your seventh birthday. "All we need is an anti-vampire whip, and the youngest of the Joestar line! Then we go on a journey through an expansive building to hunt down and slay the vampire in his lair."

    Looking at Mr. Joestar, who seems to be shocked by your stunning conclusion, you point at him with a serious pose.

    "We need the magic whip, Mr. Joestar!" And then Mr. Joestar begins laughing uncontrollably. And you were really serious about this. This could possibly save lives. Avdol points something important out whilst Mr. Joestar tries to recover.

    "Ms. Kettei, that was a video game. This is real life." Avdol has a very good point. You pull out large bone and gesture with it, whilst leaning back in your seat.

    "Welp, guess we're BONED." Both Mr. Joestar and Avdol stare at you, shocked. Mr. Joestar speaks first.

    "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" You only take a few seconds to respond.

    "Oh this? Its my funny BONE. Makes people laugh." Both of them stare at you, before Mr. Joestar looks at Avdol.

    "So the girl has a stand?"

    "I believe so, Mr. Joestar. It would explain why DIO was after her." Mr. Joestar looks at you, before leaning back in his seat.

    "Where do you get those bones from?" Hmmm... where do they come from? Oh, you know!

    "My SKELETON. Where else do bones come from?" Both of them palm their faces.

    The van screeches to a halt, and you all clamber out the car. In front of you is a plane waiting on the runway. You see Dad on the runway, standing next to the boarding ramp for the plane. He appears to be checking his watch, and waiting for someone. You proceed to walk up to him and say hello. From behind him.

    "Oh hey Dad, how's it going?" As per usual, Dad jumps about five feet in the air before turning sharply around.

    "FRISK?!!? What are you doing here?"

    [] Explain the only way you know how.
    [] Let Mr. Joestar explain.
    [] Write In
     
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    • [X] Explain the only way you know how.
    -[jk] INTERPRETIVE DANCE, BACKBREAKING POSES AND HORRIBLY MANGLED ENGRISH
     
    We need to get our hands on some UV equipment... maybe we can learn about Hamon?
     
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    • [X] Explain the only way you know how.

    "Well, if you really wanna know... IWASOUTWALKINGANDRANINTOTHISSCARYBLONDGUYANDHETRIEDTOSTABMEANDIBLOCKEDITWITHAFEMURANDTHENIRANAWAYREALLYFASTANDIMETAVDOLANDTHEBLONDGUYATTACKEDAGAINSOWERANANDTHENIMETMRJOESTARANDNOWWEAREHERE! Get all that?"

    "Okay, repeat that, but slowly this ti--" Mr. Joestar walked up, his face very serious.

    "We don't have time for this, Mr. Kettei. We need to be leaving now. I assume your wife is on board already?" Oh, this must have been what Mr. Joestar had been talking about on the payphone. Wow, that was quick.

    "Yes, she has been messing with the UV lights and guns for several minutes now, sir. Frisk, go talk to your mother for a bit, okay?" Oooh, secret code for Adult Talk. Plus, Mom was cool when she was talking about guns. Like, super cool.

    You rush up the boarding ramp of the plane, and catch your mom in the middle of checking one of her guns, a unlit cigarette in her mouth.

    Not a crossover. Just using this one for appearance.

    Where Chara gets her genes from.

    "Hey Mom, what are you messing with?" Your mother turns her head slightly to glance at you over her shoulder, her face forming a gentle smile. She places the large bulky looking gun down in the suitcase she had opened in front of her.

    "Nothing dear. Would you like something to eat?" You restrain your shudders as best you can. Mom's food was great, if you liked tasting nothing even if it looks good. She still catches it, and chuckles.

    "Don't worry, I didn't make it this time. It's just some store-bought sandwiches from the airport."

    Whilst munching on food, what do you do?

    [] Stay silent. You trust your parents to explain what is going on in due time.
    [] Ask what is going on here. You are completely lost.
    [] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [] Write In.

    After a few minutes, Mr. Joestar, Avdol, and your father board the plane. Your father goes up to the cockpit, whilst Avdol and Mr. Joestar take seats across from you. As the plane takes off, Mr. Joestar asks a very important question.

    "So, Frisk, can you see something around my arm right now?" He brings his arm out, and suddenly purple vines sprout from it, wrapping around his arm as he holds it up for you to see.

    [] OH MY GOD!
    [] THAT'S SO COOL!
    [] Bad Joke.
    [] Write In.
     
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    • [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    -[X] Ask if we can have a knife

    Knaifu is best waifu. Well, the only waifu we can get, that is.

    [X] Bad Joke
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"

    ...This is so great. Like, this is the greatest worst crossover I never knew we needed.
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"

    Wow, I honestly didn't expect to see UV equipment so soon... Even though DIO and Vanilla Ice are the only undead enemies, concentrated UV will ruin anyone's day...
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"

    Eventually, we will run out of puns. Today is not that day, and I hope that I never live to see such a bleak future. God bless, Frisk. God bless.
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"

    This quest is glorious.
     
    [X] Ask about the weapon Mom was messing with. It looked really damn cool.
    [X]Bad Joke
    -[X]"Mr. Joestar! That looks like a real THORN in your side!"
     
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