When All Might entered the field, few sane men dared to stand. Unfortunately, we weren't dealing with sane men: we were dealing with the mad and the desperate. Even in the depths of insanity, some of our foes were still smart enough to start to flee. As I braced for three brutes to hit our position, a flash of yellow swept in front of us, and the thugs were on the ground, moaning and crying.
"Nomu, attack!" Shigaraki cried, and with one great stamp, the yellow streak was interrupted. Moments later, it tried to swing at All Might with a limp-wristed haymaker, but my attention was torn off it with the enemy leader's next words. "Kurogiri, get the water guys and go after that underground hero, then get ready for All Might to give you an opening."
I kept straining my ears, struggling to hear. My focus was absolute, which was of course when Midoriya jogged my arm lightly. Spinning around, I looked at him, face in the level, feline set my nature dictated I used whenever I couldn't spare the time to amplify my emotions. "We're moving to Sensei." he said, voice tight.
"Good plan. And then what?"
"We ask him what next." Deku said, and I nodded once.
"Good enough. Let's go."
We couldn't stop to watch, and I couldn't track the clash of titans by sound. As fists flew, our group finally closed to Aizawa, whom the mooks were giving a wide berth as he snarled at their masses. With our appearance, though, they scattered. One on many they could win; but a full scrum against our better gear would be nearly impossible.
I ended up on Aizawa- no, Eraserhead's right, hefting my battered shield up to cover the blood on my sword-hand. To his left, Deku got ready, and behind us both Tokoyami and Momo started getting ready to fight.
"Sensei, do you have a plan?" Deku asked, and I rolled my neck. This ought to be good.
"Make sure you've got everyone you can get, and run." Eraserhead said simply. "All Might's here and- shit!"
A portal came open in front of us for a half-second, reeking of death, before it snapped shut as Sensei's hair flew up.
"Damn teleporters." he muttered. "I can't cover you, but make sure we get at least somebody out to make sure the rest of the faculty is coming in."
"You can't cover the teleporter and the crowd, though." Deku interjected. "You need backup!"
"And I don't need to worry about you more!" Eraserhead snapped. "Go to the Urban Zone, I'm pretty sure I heard some of Bakugo's explosions there. Link up, and get out of here."
"But-"
"Deku, listen to the man." Ojiro snapped. "There's twenty of them, and five of us!"
"Thirty." I corrected, that corpse-stench increasing as more villains stepped out from behind their compatriots, seeming to double like shadow clones. "The teleporter figured out one of your tricks, Sensei."
"Not the first time." he muttered, palming a few capsules from his belt. "On my mark, turn, and run like hell."
"But Aiz-" Deku started, pleading, before I smelled saltpeter in the air. Why would Aizawa be throwing fireworks?
"MARK!"
Turning, I grabbed Deku by the collar, and hauled on him as I started running. The costume's hood ripped off in my hands, and the snap-flash of smoke and cracking light behind me told me exactly what those were: noisemakers designed to distract. It didn't take much for Deku to keep running with me, though, and the short (for this titanic facility) forty-meter dash to the rubble of the urban zone.
Then I stopped, looking up, and whistled. I could see the fresh scorching on the sides of some of the buildings, as well as what looked like a purple cape dangling out the window. Stopping, I pointed to it, before Uraraka groaned. "Please tell me we don't have someone up there." she muttered. "I hate going into condemned buildings!"
Fortunately, she didn't have to as Kyoka yelled from an apartment window. A not-insignificant part of me was happy it was a different window from the cape, too. "Guys, can you get up here? Aoyama got hurt, bring a rope!"
"Alright!" I called back, before I heard someone hurk and fall down. Turning around, Momo was holding a few meters of rope, lying on the ground curled up in the fetal position around it.
"Sorry." she muttered. "Force of habit."
I didn't really bother to emote, but mentally I was fuming. You said you were running out of gas, Momo! That doesn't mean you should blow it all now! Worse, this was someone I literally couldn't leave behind. Hagakure had been hard enough, but Momo was my friend. Above and beyond any other feelings, and I could be mature enough to say there were other feelings, she was my friend.
Taking the time to sheathe my macuahuitl, I took off my shield and started fucking about with the back. My rope was held in place with six simple side-folding clips, and the blocks were on the lower portion with the same retainer. Once I had it all out, I was looking at forty meters of about a quarter-centimeter thick cord that felt like paracord.
"Is there a way in from the ground?" I called up to Kyoka.
"No! Bakugo blew out the stairs!"
Great, alright, fine. Grabbing the rope, I grumbled. "Uraraka, Deku, we're gonna need a fastball special."
Nodding, Deku grabbed my plate carrier and belt, while Uraraka looked at us. "A
what?"
"Fastball specials are when a hero throws another hero." Deku said, smiling under his face guard. "What am I aiming for?"
"Kyoka's window." I said, rolling my neck as Uraraka slapped the gravity off me. It was the work of a quick second to tie the rope to myself, and I flexed my claws. "Throw me in, I grab 'em, then pull me out. Wash, rinse, repeat until rescued."
"The zero gravity isn't going to give you issues?" Fumikage asked, stroking his chin.
"It didn't last time" I said, before nodding at Deku. Taking a very judo stance, which was both new and kind of interesting, he moved up to grab the collar of my plate carrier and my belt.
"Sure this'll work?" he asked. I just grinned.
"C'mon, if you can hit a giant city-eating mecha, you can hit a window in a building. Just throw me-!"
Before I finished the last word, Deku had, in fact, thrown me. It was a pretty good chuck, but pretty good wasn't going to keyhole me in through that window as I frantically ran through corrections. My jacket would have been really helpful here to get a little more area to correct with air drag, but nope. As such, I landed about three meters up and one to the left of the target, sinking my claws out to grab out on the concrete.
Crawling down the wall to get to the window, I carefully pulled myself through, keeping the rope tagline steady as I positioned myself on the ceiling. Inside were Bakugo, Aoyama, and most importantly, Jirou. For once I was wearing a natural smile- whiskers straight out, mouth slightly open- as I introduced myself.
"So out of curiosity, why are you all upside-down?"
"Hardy fucking har, you overweight nekoshou." Bakugo bitched naturally. "You got anyone else besides Roundface down there helping you out?"
I nodded. "Momo, Deku, Uraraka, Fumikage, and Ojiro are with me. Anyone get hurt?"
"A couple of villains, nothing serious." Bakugo grumbled. "Better have a damn good plan, they've got a few wall-climbers and this one sneaky sonofabitch who seems to think we can't find him."
Jirou held up a finger, before pointing at a specific spot at the wall. Rising, Bakugo kept talking, pacing angrily.
"Fuckers haven't realized yet they're dealing with the best of the best. You'd think the King Extra would bring a little more muscle, but nope. Has to scrape the god damn barrel-" he said, punctuating his words with a blast into the wall hard enough to crack the concrete.
"-because they think we're dumb enough to fall for the same trick more than once!" he crowed.
"I'll get Aoyama and Jirou out of here then." I said, nodding. "Can you get yourself out?"
"Yeah, but it'll be a bit of a bitch." Bakugo grumbled. "You gonna loose your lunch if you need to make two runs?"
"No."
"Then make a second trip for me."
Nodding, I went over to Aoyama. Looking at what was obviously a straight-splinted leg, my lips pursed up. "Do you think you can get upright?" I asked.
"No, est fracturé." Aoyama muttered. "I think my knee-"
"Sí, esta fracturado," I replied back. "Don't count hard on it, but Spanish and French are kissing cousins. I can understand a little if I don't think about it."
Now that earned me a real smile as I got my arms under him and hefted him in a decent princess carry. "Finally, another comrade in arms of Romance languages."
"Yeah, sure. Just don't kiss me with Momo watching."
"Monseigneur, I would never." he insisted with a pained smirk. "Unless, of course, she's into it. Most girls are, no?"
"I will actually puke." Jirou grumbled as she got behind me. Now that Aoyama kept my feet mostly on the floor, Jirou could easily jump up behind me and piggyback ride. It wasn't terribly hard to move, since I didn't weigh anything, but it was clumsy since my center of gravity was now way out of whack. Of course, that's when we found out the window was too small- right until Bakugo just blasted a few chunks out.
"HEY, NERDS!" he yelled. "READY?"
"Give us a second!" Uraraka yelled, as Deku punched a villain into next week while Fumikage did his best Josuke Higashikata impersonation with Dark Shadow as Crazy Diamond. Once that was finished up, I felt a tug on the line around my middle.
"Jump!"
I wasn't sure who said it at that point, but I took the best flying leap I could off the building. That's about when I realized the issue with this plan: it depended on Uraraka being able to haul me in faster than gravity pulled me down. She realized it too, thankfully, since Deku got conscripted to help pull. This did nothing to stop the fact we were falling, but it did mean we'd be falling into turf rather than landslide fill. Since the window was only two stories up, I wasn't hideously worried, but that didn't stop my passengers from screaming like chickens.
I want to say I dramatically stuck the landing, but that would be a lie, since 'the landing' was a giant dogpile of sexual confusion as Uraraka slapped Jirou to cancel her mass and hit her ass on the way, I hip-checked Deku in his gut so we went sprawling with me in his lap, and Aoyama just sort of skidded out of my hands in his sequined cape to slide across the grass next to Momo in an incredibly cliche Prince Charming pose. The only way this could get worse would be someone with photographic evidence- and then I saw the hint of a camera flash from the rubble. Looking back, I didn't need to see him clearly to tell Bakugo had a shit-eating grin and a disposable camera. Why would he even have one- wait. Crime scene evidence. Shit.
Picking myself up out of my parsley-haired friend's lap, I cracked my neck between floating upwards and figuring out if I could destroy that damn camera. Unfortunately, since it probably had actual evidence on it, the answer to that question would be 'no'.
"Right, round two." I said cheerfully, as Ojiro stepped up to be the pitcher this time. "Remember, aim for the ugliest motherfucker in the building."
"Sorry, but Kirishima's covering our back." he shot back, grinning. "Now, on three!"
"One! Two!" I shouted, before getting whipped around like a javelin before the first syllable of three left my lips. Along the way, I considered that perhaps if I was going to do this more, I needed a parachute, because holy shit I was aimed right at Bakugo!
Fortunately, I didn't get an explosive deceleration. Unfortunately, those grenade gauntlets fucking hurt as he caught me, and getting one rammed up under my chin as he threw himself over my back was Not Fun.
"You owe me one." I grumbled, before yanking twice on the rope: the universal signal to pull me up.
"Save the catnip accounting for after we get the fuck out." he grumbled, at which point I seriously considered the pros and cons of leaving him. He said it himself- he could probably get out of this building without help. Still, Deku started hauling away, and the choice became moot. At least this time the landing was more controlled, with Bakugou dismounting and doing a pretty decent paratrooper roll while I just got a big green hug again. Then gravity returned, and I took two steps left, just in time to fall right the fuck over.
Ground, I know we have a rough relationship sometimes, but thank you for not letting go of me unless the Gravity Witch over there gets up in arms.
"We are never doing that again." I declared calmly. "It sucks."
"Seconded." Aoyama said as he winced at his leg. "Also, I think my splint came loose in the landing."
"I'll handle it." Momo said, while I glared at the central square. Bakugo and Deku joined me, before I snorted.
"Aizawa is going to pound our asses like sand, but we're not getting out of here unless we do something about that." I said calmly.
"Then we damn well do something about it. Handsy is right there at the back-" Bakugo said, before I cut him off.
"-and he's got a finger-five disintegration Quirk." I said, pointing to the bloodstains at the back of my neck where the injury still throbbed a little. "We can't afford to fuck with that."
"Then we go cover Sensei then. He's getting surrounded every time he changes targets." Deku suggested, to my nods and the sort of aloof huff from Bakugou that I suppose meant he would asquece to the plan.
"Alright then." Bakugo grunted. "Then we'll leave Miss Ten Thousand here, the French Disconnection, and probably Shitty Hair and Round Face to cover their asses. That'll leave us with Tailboy, the Copyright Free Batman, me, Deku, and Veracruz."
"What, no nickname for him?" Kirishima asked, grinning.
"Nah, can't be arsed. His name's enough of a pain in the ass."
I grunted, and just mounted my shield back up, before drawing my macuahuitl. "Right, if we're through talking, we've got a teacher to save."
"Good luck!" Kirishima said, prompting a nod from Bakugo. At that, we were off.
The distance we had to walk was short, but it didn't take long before the outer edge villains were engaging us piecemeal. There wasn't anything to write home about, since they had the tendency to charge in ones and twos. Versus a group of five? They were dead meat. It was practically a race to see who could get them down, after which Ojiro or Fumikage broke out their capture tape. Despite being thin as hell, it did make a decent way of subduing them- especially with one hand tied to an ankle. Nobody was getting out of this.
Of course, Shigaraki noticed us before Aizawa did. "Goddamn brats- you just had to come back, didn't you?"
"Like your discount ass could keep us down!" Bakugo shot back.
"I'd banter, but I have more pressing matters. C team, go handle the kids. I need to worry about this teacher personally."
Naturally, that's when ten muscled thugs came towards us, and I grinned. As Deku and Bakugou split off to the sides, I just waded in, smiling. As the first one blundered towards us- some giant centaur dude- I just made sure I was set to dull on the sword and brushed off his initial hit with a mace. Was that thing made of styrofoam, or was he not putting his back into it? Iida hit harder, for heaven's sakes! Still, a few good sword strokes had him starting to back up, right when I felt a knife slam into my backplate.
Right, tick that 'number of times armor has saved my life' clicker up to three for today. Spinning around with a shield bash, I clonked a spiky-looking moron in the nose hard enough to break it, right before Ojiro went in with a viscous joint lock into a flip that sounded like it broke something. The centaur had fled, thankfully, and Deku's lightning-sparkies were actively turning some lardball into swiss cheese. Three down-
BOOM!
-Four down, six to go. Moving in on another one, this guy being the clean-cut sort, I didn't bother with going in direct. Instead, I went for the ankles, forcing a hop back before the lunge caught him under his breastbone and sent him flying into someone else- just in time for Dark Shadow to grab him kicking and screaming into a face full of tail from Ojiro. The dazed mook behind him didn't get a chance- sword, meet kneecap. Ignoring the crunch, I just kep moving.
Six down, and Deku's heavy hits were running another one straight towards me. The correct form of assistance, therefore, was a pommel strike right into the villain's kidneys, followed by a giant cross-cut across the gut to wind him and me stomping on it to boot after he went down. As another one tried to sneak up on Bakugo, though, I did my classmate the courtesy of keeping him from getting backstabbed with an arm-breaking crunch, followed by a large left hook. Normally, I wouldn't trust that to take someone down. Normally I also wasn't putting a heavy-ass shield into it to boot: the blow sent him down to the ground, right in time to eat a diving slam from- a rock?
No, I noticed as the sound of another rock came whistling down, that was Uraraka providing fire support, with Aoyama knocking the rocks down with his navel laser. With a giant two-handed sling, she would hammer throw the lightened rocks up, and then they'd come down like the fist of an angry god.
The fist of god which was smiling down on me, since another rock nailed the centaur bastard who had gotten a lance from somewhere. Saluting with a smile, I turned back to the fight, just in time to bounce one of Deku's ropers into a backhand swing that left him wide open for a hit from Bakugo.
At this point, I could feel the field clearing. Most of the minions were spent- and as good as the teleporter was at bringing them in, he couldn't snatch them fast enough to make up for our team ripping through them like a hot chainsaw through butter.
Naturally, that's when the portal guy finally managed to work with the monster- the Nomu?- and get All Might pinned. Sure, the Nomu had to be in a giant-ass portal to get the overhead pin to work, but All Might was pinned. Right up until the portal shut, that is.
Score one for Aizawa- and another for me, as we ran up behind him and I cracked a broadsword-carrying chuuni dumbass in the ribs for the sin of breaking his guard position way too early.
"So about that 'get out' order." I said, panting lightly. "Turns out, the only way out is through."
"We'll talk about this later." Aizawa muttered as he nullified the Nomu again, before Shigaraki desperately charged All Might. Our giant of a teacher's response to deal with a villain he couldn't touch? Simple- a very formal palm strike kata. When I did them, I could feel the air resisting my motions, pushing back on me.
When All Might did it? The blast of wind sent the wannabe supervillain bouncing away, right back to where he started.
Growling, Shigaraki looked over at his teleporter. "We're going to need to pull the Escape Rope. Nomu! Plan Custer!"
The half a Nomu left screamed mightily, before diving at Aizawa. It took All Might doing a dive into some technical wrestling move I couldn't name to stop it, and by the time he had it pinned the villains- the real villains, not the dollar-store hired help- had escaped.
I felt like I could cry. Might have a little when the doors got blown open, again, for the Principle's rescue party.
When Shiretoko, Shino, and Ryukou showed up with the parade of paddy wagons and ambulances? That's when I didn't bother to hide it. My own parents, who had told me they managed to reach Japan safely, couldn't come to make sure I was safe after a villain attack. They were even in Tokyo, damnit! I hadn't seen them in three months now, and they could come talk to me any time they wanted, and they still weren't here!
By the time my eyes cleared up enough to tell I was getting blood and snot into Ryukou's costume, I didn't care. If this was all I had left to hold on to, so be it. Family was there for family, after all- and if this little team of feline heroes wanted to take in a stray, who was I to deny them the part when so obviously abandoned?