Chapter 13: Drown
TheNine
I’ll compromise with the skeletons
- Location
- The good ol' US of A
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Whatever is going on with Uno, if it's a Stand attack, you doubt there's any band-aid solution. The first priority is making sure that the others aren't in a worse situation that you are. Due's back in peak condition, so you send her through the wall, and like a lightbulb turning on, you're instantaneously in the crew cabin.
Just like you worried, if the captain's quarters were hazardous, the crew quarters are Hell. The room is suffused by smoke and is hotter than a sauna- you still don't see any flames, so they must be in the walls. The room is full of panicking sailors, and there seems to be some sort of pile-up in the doorway preventing people from getting out.
You open your mouth to call out for the others, but go into a coughing fit instead. Well, there's no point anyway. You don't see them in here, and it's not like you could bail them out- Flashdance can teleport you back and forth freely, but you can't play that trick with anyone else- if you wanted to teleport someone from down here up onto the deck, you'd need to trap someone else down here in their place.
After a few moments of glancing around, you notice a bit more- this room is dark just like the captain's quarters, but you can tell in what dim light filters through the smoke that the beds, the walls, and even the ceiling are coated in a strange substance- the same thing, if you had to guess, that's on Uno. Worse, you can now see two sailors in their cots, unmoving and covered in that same probably-Stand.
You grit your teeth as sensory imput filters into you from Uno. She's still stuck in the captain's quarters, unable to pass through the wall. Whatever it is that's on her is certainly a Stand. She can't phase through it, but she also can't drag it through the wall without tearing right through- and no doubt, ripping a hole in the wall would fill both the captain's quarters and the crew quarters in flames. Furthermore, what before only covered her hand and forearm has grown, crawling nearly to her elbow, and pinching and slicing as it does. To you, Uno's minor woulds translate into an almost unbearable itching up and down your arm, one which you can neither scratch nor otherwise relieve.
You don't have time to think about this. The room is suffused in smoke. People here need help, but either due to genuine impotence or mental fatigue, you can't think of a way to help them. You need to escape quickly or else you'll pass out from smoke inhalation and almost certainly die, but these sailors are in an even worse situation- if you abandon them now, they're doomed! To make matters worse, with Uno trapped in the captain's quarters, you're effectively on a leash- you or one of the other four Flashdances has to remain within 7 meters of that room at all times until Uno can somehow escape.
That substance is spreading across the ceiling, walls, and floor! Soon it'll reach you, and as though you weren't fucked enough, you realize that Flashdance can't pass though the substance, so the areas where you can teleport out through are shrinking by the second! There's no choice left, you have to abandon-
With a blinding flash of green light and a deafening crash, the one wall of this room that doesn't lead into an inferno, the outside wall facing into the sea, bursts open. Water instantly flows in up to your ankles, but mercifully, the smoke flows back out.
Standing on a spiderweb of green tendrils near the hole in the side of the boat is Kakyoin, who cries out to the sailors. "Come here! Jump out of the boat! You can't see it, but there's a net that will save you."
"K-Kakyoin!" You manage to sputter.
"Marta! There you are! Make sure you don't touch the barnacles!"
With the moonlight streaming in from the new window in the ship's wall, you can see what he's talking about- that substance, attached to Uno and which has been slowly infesting this room, is a thick coating of razor-sharp barnacles, like you'd find all over a dock or the hull of a boat- this is why man was never meant to travel by sea, god dammit.
"T-too late! Uno's trapped in the captain's quarters, she's got them on her arm!"
Kakyoin cringes, then leans back in his net and yells up towards the deck. "Jotaro! Break open the captain's quarters!"
As he says so, six of the sailors in the room have staggered from the doorway and tried to leap overboard, only to find themselves hanging, from their perspective, in thin air. Two of the other ten are lying unconscious or dead in their cots- the last two, though, are still trapped in the doorway, which you now realize is also suffused in barnacles!
One of them is covered nearly from head to toe, with only part of his neck, face and arm showing. You pity him, but unless the others have figured out a way to break through these barnacles, he's already finished. The other guy, though, is only trapped by his arm- he's desperately pulling away from the door, trying to get away from the painful, invisible trap. You only have one idea to try to get him out of it.
It's Tre who's impulsive enough to immediately take action, throwing a bicycle kick at the sailor's arm and instantly severing it, setting him free and staggering backwards into Hierophant's waiting net. You too leap in as you see through Uno's eyes that Jotaro has blown a hole in the captain's bedroom's roof. She leaps out through the hole and runs over the deck to your side, slipping you out of your metaphorical leash.
"Alright, going up!" Kakyoin yells as Hierophant's tentacles begin to contract, dragging you up onto the deck. The blood from that seventh sailor's severed arm drips down into the churning waters below you, staining them from black to a deep purple.
As you reach the deck, you notice two things at once. The first is that the boat is listing and quite badly- whether from the new hole in the crew cabin or some other reason you can only guess. The next is that it's fucking hot! The flames below the deck have turned the topside of the ship into a boilerplate, and you're immediately reflexively hopping from one foot to another.
"Up here!" Kakyoin calls, and you see he's spiriting everyone else up on top of the cockpit, the highest point on the boat. In a flash, you're up there too, and you can see the rest of your friends are also standing in the same now-cramped area.
They're all about as bad-off as you are. Polnareff stands next to Chariot, whose entire sword, sword arm, and much of its torso are coated in barnacles. Joseph is dripping in a concerning amount of blood, and Avdol is covered in burns. Both of Star Platinum's fists are covered in barnacles too, and Jotaro's clenched fists are pockmarked by dozens of small drooling cuts.
"Marta!" Avdol cries. "We'd worried you were trapped belowdecks! Have you touched the barnacles?"
In response, Uno shows her arm and Avdol mutters something under his breath. "They're no small matter to remove. I'm resistant to my flames, so I burned them off, and Mr. Joestar's Sendo helped him safely remove them from his flesh."
"Mostly safely," Joseph says with a bitter grin, showing off his wounds.
"Speaking of," Jotaro says, "do mine now, Avdol."
"Are you sure, Jotaro? The damage to you will be nothing like what happened to me."
"And that'll be nothing compared to it I let them grow more. Hurry!"
With a grimace, Avdol forms his hands into the sign of the horns and Magician's Red appears, bursting forth a gout of flames onto Star Platinum's fists. The heat is even more intense than back in the crew cabin, despite the open air, and you watch Jotaro's fists almost immediately bubble and scorch into third degree burns. Still, hopefully it was worth it- the barnacles drop off, his wounds are cauterized, and Star Platinum clenches its scorched hands into two fists with little more than a grimace and growl from Jotaro.
"Then do my sword next, Avdol!" Polnareff yells, bursting off Chariot's armor to free himself from most of the flames and tossing down his rapier. As Avdol obliges, you raise the obvious question.
"Do we know who the enemy is?"
"No," replies Joseph, "but that rat bastard captain's nowhere to be found, so he's suspect numero uno! I swear to god, if I get my hands on him, he'll wish it was Jotaro instead!"
"Well," you say miserably, "I'd be a bitch if I was the only one not to. Avdol! Do you mind?"
Uno holds up her hand and gives you The Look, but you're sure she'll understand.
"In all honesty, Marta, if I have to recommend something, I think it'd be less painful for Polnareff to remove it instead- Flashdance's durability is such that the result will be the same either way."
Polnareff balks at the suggestion, but you stare him down with what you hope is determination in your eyes, and he seems to be convinced. He takes up his now white-hot sword, wincing as he does, and before you can even see it, Uno's arm, along with the offending barnacles, is amputated. A feeling like radio static rockets up and down your own arm, like you'd slept on it all night. So this is what it feels like for a limb to be one-fifth amputated?
"Forgive me, Marta."
"Fuck forgiving you, I'll thank you after this! We just need to find that asshole Tennille and tear his-"
For what feels like the 530,000th time in the last few days, your train of thought is interrupted. This time, though, it's by the boat exploding! Hooray for novelty! A fiery shockwave erupts from below the deck and rises up, sending wooden shrapnel up in your direction. It flies as fast as a bullet, but thankfully, that's nothing. Before the shockwave hurls you into the sea, four of your five Flashdances, Star Platinum, and the fastest of all, the unarmored Silver Chariot, have punched, sliced, and deflected the shrapnel into sawdust, so that when you all fall into the churning waves with ruptured eardrums, at least you haven't also been turned into splinter-filled Swiss cheese.
The ocean is a chaotic mess of rough waters, chunks of the boat, surging limbs, barnacles, and the shredded pieces of the three sailors who were left below deck. Unluckily, you hit the water first, so you're shoved down deep- and there he is. Through the black and bloody waters you can spot Tennille, grinning smugly over his swollen lip, broken nose, and two black eyes. Beside him, his Stand lurks like a predator in the deep, its face flat and ringed with countless eyes and teeth. Through his Stand, he laughs.
"I could have killed you! For the record, if I'd set off the bomb right away, you'd be dead now! But I wanted you to cook a little! I wanted you to try and fail to save everyone! I'm going to watch you suffer miserably, until I've paid you back a thousand times over for my humiliation!"
That aquatic Stand rushes at you at high speed, but not fast enough. All five Flashdances are ready to defend you, and all put together, even with Uno's missing arm, they're able to defend you from the predator's razor sharp claws and fins- at least for long enough.
Like a thunderbolt from the heavens, Star Platinum's fist pierces through the churning bodies above you and crashes with train crash force into the enemy Stand's head, sending it (and Tennille, suffering the same impact) spiraling off into the deep.
You pull yourself up to the surface, taking a deep breath of much-needed air. "So Tennille really was the enemy! But he wasn't so tough!"
"I don't know what's going on, but I don't think that man is Tennille!" A nearly sobbing sailor yells. "I'm sorry, I didn't know it would go this way! When he hired me, he paid me extra to call him "Tennile" and pretend I'd known him for years! I'd never even met him! Please don't kick my ass, Jotaro!"
Jotaro growls, but shakes his head. "Getting out of this comes first- I'll kick your ass afterwards."
"Still," Kakyoin mutters, collecting pieces of wreckage with Hierophant and passing them to sailors to use for makeshift floatation devices. "He had the jump on us completely. It's lucky he was such a fool and a pushov-"
Before Kakyoin can finish his sentence, dramatic irony does its work and he's dragged in an instant into the deep. As he is, the waters around you begin churning more violently until a vortex has formed that has irresistibly dragged all six of you and all seven of the Stand-users into the dark depths.
As you fight to figure out which way is up, a voice bubbles from the blackened waters around you. "You fools! You fucking brainless idiots! Did you think I'd be easy!? My Stand, Dark Blue Moon, is an undersea predator! When it smells blood in the water, it goes into a frenzy, and its speed and power increase ten times over! And fifteen wounded future fish food… that's more than enough to make me the most dangerous thing in all seven seas! Not even DIO could match me right now!"
"Well," you hear Jotaro mumble through Star Platinum, "that's a relief."
You can almost hear Tennille's eyes bugging out in rage as he replies. "What!? What the hell is a relief to you, you arrogant son of a bitch!?"
"If DIO is even weaker than a puffed-up flounder like you… I've been worrying way too much all this time."
His reply is silence for a few moments, followed by uproarious laughter. "That's one big mouth, you smug bastard, but that's all you've got! Right about now, you're probably thinking about how long you have to stall till I'll come up to the surface, right? 'If Tennille runs out of air, he'll have to surface, and then we'll be able to too' is that it? I'll have you know my lung capacity is three times that of an average human! After a lifetime of training, my record for holding my breath is over seven minutes!"
Seven minutes? Seven minutes?
Unbelievable…
That's almost too good to be true.
For a moment, you try to hide your exuberant grin, but realize that in the darkness it doesn't matter. If this moron thinks he's impressing anyone with seven measly minutes of holding his breath, he's in for a despairingly rude awakening. You learned to hold your breath indefinitely in your bathtub before you went to second grade. Teleporting clean air from the surface down into your lungs and your friends' to replace the used-up air they're holding with their breath is literally easier than breathing normally.
That cinches it. This guy is fucked. And now, with him taking you all on at once, there's no more excuses to try to take him one-on-one. The only question left is
How are we gonna take him apart?
State of affairs: You, the Crusaders excepting Kakyoin, and seven mostly-innocent sailors are about 10 meters under the waters of the Pacific ocean. You're a decent swimmer, by the way. Kakyoin is nowhere to be seen or heard, locating him and delivering him oxygen is a top priority assuming he's still alive. Tennille (or should we call him "the imposter Tennille") is out of sight, but you can hear him, so you know which side he'll attack from.
Just like you worried, if the captain's quarters were hazardous, the crew quarters are Hell. The room is suffused by smoke and is hotter than a sauna- you still don't see any flames, so they must be in the walls. The room is full of panicking sailors, and there seems to be some sort of pile-up in the doorway preventing people from getting out.
You open your mouth to call out for the others, but go into a coughing fit instead. Well, there's no point anyway. You don't see them in here, and it's not like you could bail them out- Flashdance can teleport you back and forth freely, but you can't play that trick with anyone else- if you wanted to teleport someone from down here up onto the deck, you'd need to trap someone else down here in their place.
After a few moments of glancing around, you notice a bit more- this room is dark just like the captain's quarters, but you can tell in what dim light filters through the smoke that the beds, the walls, and even the ceiling are coated in a strange substance- the same thing, if you had to guess, that's on Uno. Worse, you can now see two sailors in their cots, unmoving and covered in that same probably-Stand.
You grit your teeth as sensory imput filters into you from Uno. She's still stuck in the captain's quarters, unable to pass through the wall. Whatever it is that's on her is certainly a Stand. She can't phase through it, but she also can't drag it through the wall without tearing right through- and no doubt, ripping a hole in the wall would fill both the captain's quarters and the crew quarters in flames. Furthermore, what before only covered her hand and forearm has grown, crawling nearly to her elbow, and pinching and slicing as it does. To you, Uno's minor woulds translate into an almost unbearable itching up and down your arm, one which you can neither scratch nor otherwise relieve.
You don't have time to think about this. The room is suffused in smoke. People here need help, but either due to genuine impotence or mental fatigue, you can't think of a way to help them. You need to escape quickly or else you'll pass out from smoke inhalation and almost certainly die, but these sailors are in an even worse situation- if you abandon them now, they're doomed! To make matters worse, with Uno trapped in the captain's quarters, you're effectively on a leash- you or one of the other four Flashdances has to remain within 7 meters of that room at all times until Uno can somehow escape.
That substance is spreading across the ceiling, walls, and floor! Soon it'll reach you, and as though you weren't fucked enough, you realize that Flashdance can't pass though the substance, so the areas where you can teleport out through are shrinking by the second! There's no choice left, you have to abandon-
With a blinding flash of green light and a deafening crash, the one wall of this room that doesn't lead into an inferno, the outside wall facing into the sea, bursts open. Water instantly flows in up to your ankles, but mercifully, the smoke flows back out.
Standing on a spiderweb of green tendrils near the hole in the side of the boat is Kakyoin, who cries out to the sailors. "Come here! Jump out of the boat! You can't see it, but there's a net that will save you."
"K-Kakyoin!" You manage to sputter.
"Marta! There you are! Make sure you don't touch the barnacles!"
With the moonlight streaming in from the new window in the ship's wall, you can see what he's talking about- that substance, attached to Uno and which has been slowly infesting this room, is a thick coating of razor-sharp barnacles, like you'd find all over a dock or the hull of a boat- this is why man was never meant to travel by sea, god dammit.
"T-too late! Uno's trapped in the captain's quarters, she's got them on her arm!"
Kakyoin cringes, then leans back in his net and yells up towards the deck. "Jotaro! Break open the captain's quarters!"
As he says so, six of the sailors in the room have staggered from the doorway and tried to leap overboard, only to find themselves hanging, from their perspective, in thin air. Two of the other ten are lying unconscious or dead in their cots- the last two, though, are still trapped in the doorway, which you now realize is also suffused in barnacles!
One of them is covered nearly from head to toe, with only part of his neck, face and arm showing. You pity him, but unless the others have figured out a way to break through these barnacles, he's already finished. The other guy, though, is only trapped by his arm- he's desperately pulling away from the door, trying to get away from the painful, invisible trap. You only have one idea to try to get him out of it.
It's Tre who's impulsive enough to immediately take action, throwing a bicycle kick at the sailor's arm and instantly severing it, setting him free and staggering backwards into Hierophant's waiting net. You too leap in as you see through Uno's eyes that Jotaro has blown a hole in the captain's bedroom's roof. She leaps out through the hole and runs over the deck to your side, slipping you out of your metaphorical leash.
"Alright, going up!" Kakyoin yells as Hierophant's tentacles begin to contract, dragging you up onto the deck. The blood from that seventh sailor's severed arm drips down into the churning waters below you, staining them from black to a deep purple.
As you reach the deck, you notice two things at once. The first is that the boat is listing and quite badly- whether from the new hole in the crew cabin or some other reason you can only guess. The next is that it's fucking hot! The flames below the deck have turned the topside of the ship into a boilerplate, and you're immediately reflexively hopping from one foot to another.
"Up here!" Kakyoin calls, and you see he's spiriting everyone else up on top of the cockpit, the highest point on the boat. In a flash, you're up there too, and you can see the rest of your friends are also standing in the same now-cramped area.
They're all about as bad-off as you are. Polnareff stands next to Chariot, whose entire sword, sword arm, and much of its torso are coated in barnacles. Joseph is dripping in a concerning amount of blood, and Avdol is covered in burns. Both of Star Platinum's fists are covered in barnacles too, and Jotaro's clenched fists are pockmarked by dozens of small drooling cuts.
"Marta!" Avdol cries. "We'd worried you were trapped belowdecks! Have you touched the barnacles?"
In response, Uno shows her arm and Avdol mutters something under his breath. "They're no small matter to remove. I'm resistant to my flames, so I burned them off, and Mr. Joestar's Sendo helped him safely remove them from his flesh."
"Mostly safely," Joseph says with a bitter grin, showing off his wounds.
"Speaking of," Jotaro says, "do mine now, Avdol."
"Are you sure, Jotaro? The damage to you will be nothing like what happened to me."
"And that'll be nothing compared to it I let them grow more. Hurry!"
With a grimace, Avdol forms his hands into the sign of the horns and Magician's Red appears, bursting forth a gout of flames onto Star Platinum's fists. The heat is even more intense than back in the crew cabin, despite the open air, and you watch Jotaro's fists almost immediately bubble and scorch into third degree burns. Still, hopefully it was worth it- the barnacles drop off, his wounds are cauterized, and Star Platinum clenches its scorched hands into two fists with little more than a grimace and growl from Jotaro.
"Then do my sword next, Avdol!" Polnareff yells, bursting off Chariot's armor to free himself from most of the flames and tossing down his rapier. As Avdol obliges, you raise the obvious question.
"Do we know who the enemy is?"
"No," replies Joseph, "but that rat bastard captain's nowhere to be found, so he's suspect numero uno! I swear to god, if I get my hands on him, he'll wish it was Jotaro instead!"
"Well," you say miserably, "I'd be a bitch if I was the only one not to. Avdol! Do you mind?"
Uno holds up her hand and gives you The Look, but you're sure she'll understand.
"In all honesty, Marta, if I have to recommend something, I think it'd be less painful for Polnareff to remove it instead- Flashdance's durability is such that the result will be the same either way."
Polnareff balks at the suggestion, but you stare him down with what you hope is determination in your eyes, and he seems to be convinced. He takes up his now white-hot sword, wincing as he does, and before you can even see it, Uno's arm, along with the offending barnacles, is amputated. A feeling like radio static rockets up and down your own arm, like you'd slept on it all night. So this is what it feels like for a limb to be one-fifth amputated?
"Forgive me, Marta."
"Fuck forgiving you, I'll thank you after this! We just need to find that asshole Tennille and tear his-"
For what feels like the 530,000th time in the last few days, your train of thought is interrupted. This time, though, it's by the boat exploding! Hooray for novelty! A fiery shockwave erupts from below the deck and rises up, sending wooden shrapnel up in your direction. It flies as fast as a bullet, but thankfully, that's nothing. Before the shockwave hurls you into the sea, four of your five Flashdances, Star Platinum, and the fastest of all, the unarmored Silver Chariot, have punched, sliced, and deflected the shrapnel into sawdust, so that when you all fall into the churning waves with ruptured eardrums, at least you haven't also been turned into splinter-filled Swiss cheese.
The ocean is a chaotic mess of rough waters, chunks of the boat, surging limbs, barnacles, and the shredded pieces of the three sailors who were left below deck. Unluckily, you hit the water first, so you're shoved down deep- and there he is. Through the black and bloody waters you can spot Tennille, grinning smugly over his swollen lip, broken nose, and two black eyes. Beside him, his Stand lurks like a predator in the deep, its face flat and ringed with countless eyes and teeth. Through his Stand, he laughs.
"I could have killed you! For the record, if I'd set off the bomb right away, you'd be dead now! But I wanted you to cook a little! I wanted you to try and fail to save everyone! I'm going to watch you suffer miserably, until I've paid you back a thousand times over for my humiliation!"
That aquatic Stand rushes at you at high speed, but not fast enough. All five Flashdances are ready to defend you, and all put together, even with Uno's missing arm, they're able to defend you from the predator's razor sharp claws and fins- at least for long enough.
Like a thunderbolt from the heavens, Star Platinum's fist pierces through the churning bodies above you and crashes with train crash force into the enemy Stand's head, sending it (and Tennille, suffering the same impact) spiraling off into the deep.
You pull yourself up to the surface, taking a deep breath of much-needed air. "So Tennille really was the enemy! But he wasn't so tough!"
"I don't know what's going on, but I don't think that man is Tennille!" A nearly sobbing sailor yells. "I'm sorry, I didn't know it would go this way! When he hired me, he paid me extra to call him "Tennile" and pretend I'd known him for years! I'd never even met him! Please don't kick my ass, Jotaro!"
Jotaro growls, but shakes his head. "Getting out of this comes first- I'll kick your ass afterwards."
"Still," Kakyoin mutters, collecting pieces of wreckage with Hierophant and passing them to sailors to use for makeshift floatation devices. "He had the jump on us completely. It's lucky he was such a fool and a pushov-"
Before Kakyoin can finish his sentence, dramatic irony does its work and he's dragged in an instant into the deep. As he is, the waters around you begin churning more violently until a vortex has formed that has irresistibly dragged all six of you and all seven of the Stand-users into the dark depths.
As you fight to figure out which way is up, a voice bubbles from the blackened waters around you. "You fools! You fucking brainless idiots! Did you think I'd be easy!? My Stand, Dark Blue Moon, is an undersea predator! When it smells blood in the water, it goes into a frenzy, and its speed and power increase ten times over! And fifteen wounded future fish food… that's more than enough to make me the most dangerous thing in all seven seas! Not even DIO could match me right now!"
"Well," you hear Jotaro mumble through Star Platinum, "that's a relief."
You can almost hear Tennille's eyes bugging out in rage as he replies. "What!? What the hell is a relief to you, you arrogant son of a bitch!?"
"If DIO is even weaker than a puffed-up flounder like you… I've been worrying way too much all this time."
His reply is silence for a few moments, followed by uproarious laughter. "That's one big mouth, you smug bastard, but that's all you've got! Right about now, you're probably thinking about how long you have to stall till I'll come up to the surface, right? 'If Tennille runs out of air, he'll have to surface, and then we'll be able to too' is that it? I'll have you know my lung capacity is three times that of an average human! After a lifetime of training, my record for holding my breath is over seven minutes!"
Seven minutes? Seven minutes?
Unbelievable…
That's almost too good to be true.
For a moment, you try to hide your exuberant grin, but realize that in the darkness it doesn't matter. If this moron thinks he's impressing anyone with seven measly minutes of holding his breath, he's in for a despairingly rude awakening. You learned to hold your breath indefinitely in your bathtub before you went to second grade. Teleporting clean air from the surface down into your lungs and your friends' to replace the used-up air they're holding with their breath is literally easier than breathing normally.
That cinches it. This guy is fucked. And now, with him taking you all on at once, there's no more excuses to try to take him one-on-one. The only question left is
How are we gonna take him apart?
State of affairs: You, the Crusaders excepting Kakyoin, and seven mostly-innocent sailors are about 10 meters under the waters of the Pacific ocean. You're a decent swimmer, by the way. Kakyoin is nowhere to be seen or heard, locating him and delivering him oxygen is a top priority assuming he's still alive. Tennille (or should we call him "the imposter Tennille") is out of sight, but you can hear him, so you know which side he'll attack from.