Have YOU voted?

  • Yes

    Votes: 30 81.1%
  • No

    Votes: 7 18.9%

  • Total voters
    37
Your Nomination Candidates (w/ Changelog)

Plausbius

Morb, morb against the dying of the light.
Arbitrator Trainee
Location
Rapidly approaching your location.
Pronouns
Any/Morb
Hi y'all, it's ya boi, Plausitivity, wondering why I spent so much time making this, since pretty much everyone has already vot--ahem.
I decided, as I always do, to take a joke I made and make character sheets for every CC election candidate in the "2019/2020 Community Council Nomination Discussions" thread. I'll only be using information that the candidates give, as well as the background info they provide on their profiles.

Yes, candidates, your words will be taken seriously!

This is also in the interest of having nominees be easily seen by others, since discussion in the Discussion thread can get a bit messy.
I'll be as objective as can be, and try to mix some humor into this so that y'all enjoy! Clarity and fun are the name of the game!
If there're any discrepancies, please don't hesitate to include it in a reply!
Disclaimer: all text in here is meant to be informational, and I will update this to the best of my abilities.
Abbreviations:
SV: Sufficient Velocity, the website you are reading this on

CC: Community Council, the Council is elected from the members of the SV community (yes, YOU!) and represent the community in staff decisions. For full explanation, refer to the "7th Community Council Elections - September 2019 to August 2020 Term" post by EmpressSquishette!

AO3: Archive Of Our Own, a website for fan-work

RP: Roleplaying, specifically, the forums located under Creative Forums, for roleplaying individual characters. Can also mean roleplaying, a group activity in which players act out their assigned characters, according to how their character would act

GSRP: Grand Strategy Roleplaying, specifically, the forums located under Creative Forums, for roleplaying countries instead of individuals

N&P: News & Politics, the forums for News and Politics, under General Discussion

GM: Game Master, also known as a Quest Master or QM on the Quests Forums, is usually the person running a Quest or Roleplay on their associated forums

Sealioning: Shorthand for intrusive attempts at engaging an unwilling debate opponent by feigning civility and incessantly requesting evidence to back up their claims

RNG: Random Number Generator, a type of code intended to simulate random chance but is actually based on deterministic algorithms


MISC is extra info about a candidate not covered by the following:
FOR are points a candidate that work in their favor.
AGAINST are points a candidate is against.
FEATS are events that a candidate has performed that deserve congratulations or a pat on the back.
GOALS are the final scenarios a candidate portrays for the future of SV or the CC.

(Candidates shown in order of their declaration of intent to run for election)


@Evenstar (Evangeline Rose Ingram) "I think, at last, I'm good enough. "
Title: Not a full-time goddess
Other Titles: Trans Lesbian Rationalist Gal, Writer, Coder, Poet, Photographer, Hypnodomme, Part-Time Goddess, Bomb Defuser, Troll Investigator, Puzzleboxy, Astonishingly Sincere, Secretly Six Foxes In A Trenchcoat, The Survivor
Location: From Canada

TRAIT: Erotica Expert – Your allies love you and your smut, gaining a morale boost after reading said smut. Your enemies fear your smut, becoming more likely to hurt themselves due to their attempts to avert their eyes.


MISC

- Announced smut, gay, and hugs for all

- Suspects some people of not reading the rules for voting

- Capable of finding crap in five seconds on AO3

- Watches japanese cartoons

- Has read Kushiel's Dart, supports using it as a guideline regarding Rule 6 for a given work of smut

- Has played through Highway Blossoms

- Has not played Katawa Shoujo

- Ready to hand out pitchforks if SV's LGBT policies are reversed

- Believes that real growth is only ever accomplished when we are willing to take real risks

- Survived through Love

- Not allowed to have honesty

- Can walk twenty miles

- Owns herself

- Inbox is always open for questions or beta reading

- Had revealed incriminating evidence regarding an incident on the subreddit /r/traa

- Confessed mistakes made during the handling of the above event

- Contains rhymes, approach with caution

- Suggests "don't suck" as a rule for writing

- Has a Let's Read of Kushiel's Dart

FOR

- Supports optional dice rollers for all thread-starters.

- Supports more good erotica on SV

- Supports LGBT Rights

- Willing to put up with bad or mediocre erotica if the writers are earnestly trying, and were genuinely trying

- Runs quests, knows others who write smut as well

- Will organize fellow smut writers into a community

- Respects the privacy of others

- Often comments on staff announcements.

- Shocked by few things, has level head

- Supports Art

- Knowledgeable on nuances of erotica

- Believes that reporting deficiencies of a political candidate is more important than protecting their privacy regarding proof of their deficiencies

- Believes sexuality to be a vital part of human existence

- Supports possible UI feature to make new quests stand out more

- Supports a better utilization of the internal banner ad system to be more accessible to the general quest-going public

- Supports a casual-quest-chat community, where people can discuss their ideas, their experiences in quests, etc, to make the Questing forum feel more like a community

- Believes that people who truly understand their wrongs (i.e. racism) and wish to enact meaningful change should be given more lenient sentencing. A few months' ban with probation as opposed to permabans

AGAINST

- Will never advocate for porn without plot, nor fetishism of lgbt people

- Against Pain & Suffering, for all people

- Against Spiteful "Jokes"

- Against Bad-Faith Debate

- Against Dehumanization

- Against IKEA Erotica (Erotica that consists of "put A into B repeatedly", mechanical sex scenes and not much else)

FEATS

- Wrote the first erotic quest on SV

- Has written over 120k words of original quests

- SV's representative to the World Mafia Championship

- Gave an address here on Trans Day Of Remembrance 2018

- Wrote poetry about missing SV's last poetry contest

- Served as moderator from the establishment of a trans subreddit until it reached 10000 users, along with its associated Discord of 500 users

- Previously served in various moderation and guild officer roles on assorted websites, MMOs and discords

- Has dealt with clever trolls, suicide attempts, and actual child pornography

- Cleverly avoided the question of a controversial scenario striking semblance to the recent incident regarding bigotry in an unnamed website

GOALS

- Promote erotica & mafia on SV

- Represent the LGBT & Rationalist communities on SV to the Directors

- Restrain the Directors' occasional anger issues & argue leniency for the ignorant

- Turf chronically disruptive & actively hateful people out on their asses

- Try to lighten the moderators' workload by helping investigate & prioritize reports


@NothingNow "Lead by (Bad) Example!"
Title: A Corpse Wrangler
Location: From Tampa

TRAIT: Whimsical Writer – Can write about any subject you can think of. You instill anticipation in anyone who hears about your potential works. The more morbid the subject, the higher the anticipation will be.


MISC

- A meme

- Unemployed

- Between semesters

- Will put beads and brass under the Mature tag

- Claims necrophilia is a boring subject, will not write about it

- Will write an essay about infanticide called Abortions for Moloch

- Swears to God

- Can write about cannibalism, gynophobia, some entity named Dolcette, sexuality, and various other topics

- Has existing projects (his novel?) that impede his ability to write something decent

- Believes a certain four-leaf clover site is better for Queer content than a questionable site

- Regrets posting his work onto a questionable site

- Has drunkenly revealed his smut to his parents

- Included a random masturbation scene out of the blue for the sake of a joke, but also featured character development, in the first quest he ran here in the past

- Wishes to lead by (bad) example

FOR

- Is okay with site-wide dice rollers

- Thinks of more erotica as cool

- Supports flairs rather than separate section for mature content

AGAINST

- Does not believe in allowing harassment or unacceptable behavior on the CC, staff, or in any position of confidence

- Annoyed by fellow Councilors and staff this past year due to others' anger issues


@samdamandias "More power, more SV"
Title: Lord Master of Shenanigans
Location: From ???

TRAIT: Un-wishful Thinking – Your shenanigans cause others to view you as idealistic, lowering their opinion of you. However, you know you are capable of even greater shenanigans. Gain high amounts of will when attempting new challenges.



MISC


- Is okay with being nominated for CC

- Willing to run and serve

- Running from and serving whom, we don't know

- Views the expansion of the powers of the CC as making the position of councilor more impactful

- Views the engagement of the userbase in forum governance as something positive, leading to the SV we know and love today



@Hykal94 "Hykalliber Catvalry"
Title: Is currently on an actual horse

Location: From The Kitteh Catliphate

TRAIT: Kittehfooting – Gain advantage in mounting horses, even without riding skills. Gain advantage on helping others understand your background. Gain a controllable urge to hypothetically harm your colleagues.


MISC

- Takes constructive criticism, but will cry everytime

- Listens to Linkin Park

- You know who he is

- If you don't, you will

- Nothing personnel, kouhai

- Claims that pussyfooting is how you get elected

- Writes poetry to demolish the competition

- The game was rigged from the start

FOR

- Wants to bully new members of the CC

- Recommends all the CC from last year for nomination for this year, as well as a few others he's worked with

- Promises to oppress all Gamers, presumably to stop them from rising up, and that they deserve to be punished

- Wants to launch Datcord and logiccosmic into the sun, blow up the sun, and subsequently ban Usili 2.0

- Would like to give into nepotism, but doesn't do so

- Wants y'all to do your best

- One of the few explainers of Islam on SV, willing to help others see the truths of the religion

- Supports new rules for covering those who are disruptive, but hide beneath a veil of civility, who toe the line of Rule 4 of the site




@Salty "Feeling haughty? Vote for Salty!"
Title: Something supreme shadows and assumptions
Location: From Sun, Moon, Talia

TRAIT: Salt Upon Words – Gain extra bite in your words when interacting with @EmpressSquishette. Damage from your verbal attacks are increased elevenfold.


MISC

- Committed to puncturing Squishy's ego

- Not silly at all

FOR

- Has been on SV from the beginning

- Has been a moderator, knows how the forum works, as well as undisclosed plans for the future of SV

- Wants logiccosmic sent to The Hague for crimes unspoken


@Lord Chungus "All for Nutella, and Nutella for All"
Title: Deity of Nutella
Location: From The Hague, where all the cool people purportedly are

TRAIT: Disaster Nutella – Spread Nutella on everything you touch with your skin. Woe befalls those who engage in hand-to-hand combat with you. Gain advantage on slipping out of grapples.


MISC

- Nominates other people and himself

- Wants to see an essay on cannibalism/necrophilia written by NothingNow

- Slew the three-headed hound of hell, and subsequently swearing a blood pact with Hykal94

- Believes SV is left leaning, but the members have diverse opinions, regardless

- Believes that SV needs oxygen, cute cats, and Nutella the most

- Agrees with changing Datcord's name to "Bone Daddy"

- Mentally able to complete rhymes

- Going to Toronto

- An average Canadian disaster bi

- Member of SV for over a year, almost a year and a half

- Has read and written quests

- Hanged around in the Chat Lounge, N&P, realized his lack of knowledge in history in War & Peace, and various other subforums

FOR

- Wants to do good

- Promises to not intentionally make SV worse

- Uses Discord

- Wants to be a voice for the users of SV

- Will work with staff to make SV a better place, as well as reduce staff and CC burnout

GOALS

- Mitigate burnout among staff, moderation, arbitration, administration, and the council

- Make SV a better place


@Barack Hussein Obama "Yes We Can"
Title: Former US president, now with lower self-esteem
Location: From Bi-city

TRAITS: Former Meme – Though your previous election was based primarily on memes, you have learned the power and responsibility of being a councilor through experience. Increased charisma when influencing and gaining fans.


MISC

- Proclaims himself 2nd coolest dad ever

- Says he will misspell words and murder commas

FOR

- Gives the most dumb and honest opinions

- Vote for this person if you cannot think of no one you like

- Put in considerable work in councilor duties before

GOALS

- Make sure mods and councilors stay reasonable, promote understanding and reason

- Make sure sub-forums and forum users are not cuddled just because they are mods' favorites

- Make sure LGBTQ+ and others are not bullied

- Wants to carry on the sense of pride that SV gave him


@Telamon "If You Telamon to Fish, you Feed Him for Life"
Title: Weaves dreams, apparently
Location: From Texas

TRAIT: Bison Writer – Possessing the head of a bison, you have the mind of an ancient animal and something not of this world. Increased intellect and increased charisma when writing and presenting works involving otherworldly beings or historical settings.


MISC

- Has been on SV for 5 years, spending almost 26% of his life on this site

- His nominees are some of the smartest and most insightful posters he's ever met

- Believes Discord adds to the forum, but might be biased against people not in the Discord chat

- Is rhyming-capable

- Calls out @Cetashwayo, @Whiskey Golf, and @Hykal94, claiming they possess inferior lyrical prowess

FOR

- Promises to represent people fairly, so all voices are heard equally

- Says what he means and means what he says

- Would work to suspend and possibly escalate to permaban users found conducting acts of bigotry found on this site, in a hypothetical scenario pertaining to recent events on another distantly related forum

- Will use the powers invested in him to make it clear that SV is not a place where these sorts of things are allowed, in private or in the open

- Has been around SV for a while, knows what users like, and will make sure the board stays how they like it

AGAINST

- Thinks Telamon is a bit weird

GOALS

- Equal voices for everyone on SV, so that popular posters don't dominate all the conversations they enter

@BanTheFairyKing "No moderation without representation. #Murica"
Title: Is not a cat
Location: From Alabama

TRAIT: Fairy Champion of the Meek – Gain strength and leadership when helping newcomers. Relations with new members permanently increased, with increases easier to get. Your sense of duty will allow you to ignore any maluses from fatigue.


MISC

- Did not intend to run this year, runs anyways

- Running from what, we do not know

- Was nominated, finally woke up

- Has been with SV since 2017

- Has not yet cracked 5 digit ratings

- Does not know the mods and staff

- Has the ability to stop focusing his eyes

- Advertises a Discord server, offers free welcome pats to those who join said server

- Familiar with RP, is in a Highschool DxD/Avatar Crossover RP currently

- "interaction is key"

- Owns a laptop

- Has some friends who were banned

- Took a break, kept up with duties as a mod, felt burnt out

- Raised in the south on biscuits and Cotillion

FOR

- Claims to represent the new blood, to be a voice of change, to give a voice to those too afraid to give their own

- Experienced in faux-government from being in Student Council

- Experienced in moderating large amounts of people from being a mod for a Discord server based around SV and other forums, containing over 750 members

- Wants to be a voice for new members to talk to

- Wants to discuss with staff on how to fix veterans' status alienating newer members

- Wants something similar to Young Quest Champions for all posters

- Holds concerns that the CC needs change to be quicker to respond to issues such as hate speech

- Experience on Discord has given him decision-making and discussion skills

- Strong sense of obligation and duty, self-disciplined in position of power

- Hard to get burnt out from duties and jobs

- When handling a hypothetical scenario bearing resemblance to a recent incident regarding bigotry, would talk with the mod staff, then advocate for impartiality of mods. Following that, he will advocate for the verification of the veracity of leaks and PMs, and if found true, make that information public. Will speak up and try to convince staff to the best of his power

- Volunteers personal time to review and recommend quests on the Young Quest Champions thread

- Heart condition, pushes on despite it and manages workload

- Considering the case where both people show remorse, believes in being lenient towards one who doesn't know any better versus someone who did know what they did wrong, but did it anyways

GOALS

- A feature that makes threads with 20 or less pages in User Fiction & Quests stick out to the eye, a star or something to mark younger threads

- A searchable tag in Roleplaying to find games which are still open and looking for players

- More staff support for Young Quest Champions (easy way) and User Fiction

- Wants a more inclusive and welcoming environment for newer members

- More Discord integration to help newcomers to cliques

- Community events such as SV Game Night, Mafia, Contre La Montre, and contests

- Tone down moderators' hastiness of punishments, or their severity, preferably hastiness, to promote discussion


@Suzu "Take a break."
Title: Is/has a snarky comment
Location: From a secret base

TRAIT: Yo, yo, yo – With no grand plans nor ambition, you live in the moment. Start with at least neutral relations with everyone you meet. Your relaxed attitude also gives off an aura of untouchability, allowing all social actions you perform to have an advantage.



MISC

- Received a single nomination

- Believes that everything is political, whether one realizes that consciously or not

- Understands that the rules should be explained by an undismissable banner

- Believes that reading Kushiel's Dart is mandatory for joining SV

- Survives off of sarcasm

- Believes that taking time for oneself is important

- Is capable of rhyme, yo

FOR

- No grand-standing plans

- Will try to do her best while remaining herself

- Sees no reason for a push-back against erotic content, provided it's marked as such (Mature tag etc)

- Supports erotica even if she will not read it herself


@Maelvona "#AVoteForMaelisAVoteforRedemption"
Title: ???
Location: From Venus

TRAIT: Creative Visionary – Despite your temper, you deeply care about the community. Gain leadership when organizing a community around a common goal. Easier relation boosts when working with members of your community.


MISC

- Already has some nominations come her way, just woke up

- Is not super-special or something

- Ran games in GSRP

- Has an eye for creativity

- Not supported by some due to past incidents pertaining to burning metaphorical bridges

- Admits to lashing out verbally in anger, due to stress and various other factors, apologizes for own actions

FOR

- Has been on forums for nearly a decade

- Appreciates the community

- Has specific concerns about the kind of community SV would like to be

- Has a unique perspective

- Loves erotica

- Strong sense of right and wrong

- Is a believer in free speech and good consciousness

GOALS

- Striving for a better, natural future

- Bring the creators, artists, and interesting personalities of SV to the forefront

- Advance the popularity and status of SV

- Revitalize the GSRP community

- Give back to the creators: greater responsibilities on creators, for greater rewards

- Become a real community, a platform for people to stand upon


@MiracleGrow "Time to Grow a Miracle!"
Title: Provides Miracles for only $19.99
Location: ???

TRAIT: Stalwart Believer – You have morals that you will not surrender, lines that must clearly be uncrossed. Gain unbreakable morale when fighting for the people and beliefs you hold dear to you.


MISC

- Has used this site for "many years"

- Is being real here

- Is in possession of a Hubby, who may or may not do art things

FOR

- Supporter of erotica REDACTED. See AGAINST for MiracleGrow below.

- Wants to let people know that porn is allowed on this site, but also that the rules should be followed

- Will actively make sure that SV's positive relationship between the moderators and users is maintained

- Will point out insufficiencies in staff behavior

AGAINST

- Against breaking of rules such as the depiction of underage characters in erotica

- Views a "no politics" rule as stupid, due to the poor, bigoted execution of such a rule

- Against anti-trans people and those who treats LGBTQ+ issues horribly

- Does not support distasteful people on the Internet

- Opposes forums being run like dictatorships

- Has retracted the previous position on encouraging more mature content, believing it will cause more harm to survivors of abuse and assault on this site. This is due to such an action potentially causing an explosive amount of works featuring non-consenting adult scenarios.

- Complete ban of on-screen non-consensual scenes in smut. Does not trust the forum to expand beyond the current state of adult materials.

GOALS

- Make sure SV, a well of positivity and acceptance, isn't poisoned over time

- Push the site to better embrace acceptance and interactions with people from all parts of LGBTQ+

- Make erotica more accepted here REDACTED. SEE AGAINST for MiracleGrow above.

- Host more user-led, staff-supported community events (i.e. Writing Contests)

- Encourage staff to recruit more


@Ralson "A good Ralson to vote!"
Title: Is a Horrible Cat
Location: Was on the CC, currently is not

TRAIT: No Catshit – With a hardline stance against bullshit, you have your own brand of justice against would-be agitators of the site. When exercising your given powers on disruptive elements, add double the dice and reroll on a failure.


MISC

- Withdrew last year for personal reasons

- Has personal problems sorted out now

- Draws furry porn

FOR

- Will trend towards leniency for most non-grievous errors

- Will be more involved in the Creative Forums, regardless of candidacy

- Is a no-bullshit admin, if he were an admin

- Enjoys hanging out on SV

- Not optimistic but is accepting of erotica on SV

- Is not a cheerleader for the SV staff, but respects the work they do

AGAINST

- Considers staying away from creepy cesspits

- Will not tolerate people actively trying to mess up the site, or "warp it into a platform for awful shit"

FEATS

-Cleverly approached a question about individual response in a position of power against a cover-up for bigotry in forums, based on personal experiences. This cat answered the direct question with an assumption of total control. He then clarified that the position of councilor is advisory but holds the powers given by both the admins and the userbase.


@Aedan777 "Protect Yourself and Your Community, from Panama to 'Aedan'!"
Title: ???
Location: From America

TRAIT: Smut Smother – You oppose the propagation of smut and related materials. Gain reputation and charisma when upholding the letter of the law. Penalty to working with smut authors.



MISC

- Had no intention of putting himself forward for a CC position this year, does so anyways

- Influenced by the increased powers of the CC to take greater interest in elections this year

- Sees no difference between "pornography" and "smut" as terms

- Likes word variety

FOR

- Acknowledges the contributions of the previous CC

- Supports GSRP

- Is not opposed to supporters of pornography as people

- Promises to fulfill all duties to the best of his abilities

- Believes in fair and equitable enforcement of law and order

- Supports SV being a workplace-safe environment

- Believes in upholding Rule 6 of the site, to limit the expansion of pornography on SV

- Understands that the staff may need to listen to the CC, but is not bound to their suggestions, as the final decision is the staff's alone

AGAINST

- Anti-pornography and anti-smut

- Believes supporting smut on SV will be detrimental to the overall atmosphere

- Fears that expansion of explicit sexual content on SV will damage SV's reputation and the experience of users, especially those who use SV in workplaces or institutions

- Will actively oppose the expansion and entrenchment of pornography on SV

- Believes it is questionable to accept pornography based on quality alone, considering the differences in tastes between different people

- Does not believe any story requires explicit sex scenes, and that implications are sufficient

- Has played Highway Blossoms, believes that the censored version was not an incomplete story compared to the uncensored version

GOALS

- Leave explicit adult content out of SV


@grommile "grommile? More like Grow Miles!"
Title: Nasty-minded old cynic
Location: From NERV-Merica

TRAIT: Confusion Nomination – When nominating others or being nominated, there is a chance that the votes are confused, changing the target. Can result in a candidate receiving more than one vote per person. Good job, you broke the system.


MISC

- Nominated others because they are awesome
FOR

- Nominated self due to own idiocy


@Pawn Lelouch "Honesty above all."
Title: Self-Proclaimed Mafia Champion of the World
Location: From Florida

TRAIT: Werewolf – gain extra killing power at night. Increases charisma when talking about Mafia, Werewolf, Town of Salem, or related games.


MISC

- Works in SV's Mafia community, promoter of the game

- Is sorry for the extra work @Plausitivity has to do

- Is capable of rhyme, can write vague diss tracks

- Likes using sarcasm as a tool, suggests using major indicators of sarcasm when using it over the Internet/in text (such as /s)

- Victim of spam mail from @Datcord

- Will vote for someone who can do unicycle mountain biking

FOR

- Has great analytical thinking skills, partially thanks to Mafia, since articulating and explaining thought processes are core aspects of the game

- Will judge appeals fairly, without letting biases influence his decisions

- Believes everyone has biases

- Is fine with pornographic material on SV, as long as it enriches the site and is allowed under the rules

- Cool under pressure

- Will add a filter for Mature tags, so people can filter such material out if they do not wish to read it

- Supports giving GMs more ability to moderate their threads and that threads are often locked for too long if a staff member needs to come in

- Supports giving GMs abilities including dishing out threadbans, and unlocking the thread after a yet to be defined amount of time, if a staff member does not unlock it

- In addition to an open CC Discord channel, will open a thread for questions from the community as well as discussion, increasing the avenues of discussion and ease of contact

- Advocates blurbs for each CC member, to clearly give users more info about their jobs, hopefully humanizing the people on the job

- Supports more community events to further promote interaction

- Supports having the Meow rating be worth negative points, so that people can influence which CC members have more power, by Meow-bombing the ones who oppose their favorites, thus leading to more subscriber money for the site, and higher levels of engagement with the CC and humanize them

FEATS

- Helped enact policy on the Mafia community to reduce burnout, based on observations and community feedback

- Is in the World Tournament for Mafia with @Evenstar and other team members

GOALS

- Endorse a cat empire taking over and controlling the site

- Have more mature works be on SV

- Open door policy, and get as many surveys to get as much information and trust from the userbase as possible

- Have proper division of labor between CC members, mitigating burnout

- Encourage a more active debate style in tribunals, so councilors aren't solely giving advice

- Give GMs the ability to more heavily monitor their threads, allowing staff to focus on other matters rather than problems that the GM can resolve

- Work on getting the CC more ability to offer and effect policy changes as they are discussed by staff, increasing response time for reports to be resolved

- Get CC access to report commenting (originally from @Cetashwayo)


@Oksbad "Okay, 's not Bad!"
Title: ???
Location: From California

TRAIT: Dauntless Leader – You don't grovel when faced with authority, though your charisma is low. Gain double perception bonus when moderating. Gain triple charisma when convincing others of the flaws in authority.


MISC

- Not as charismatic or charming as many of the other nominees

FOR

- Has some experience moderating and a desire to help the site

- Inspired by the recent bigotry-related incident circumstantially related to SV

FEATS

- Served as a moderator on a major subreddit in 2016 for election related topics, has experience "shoveling shit, so to speak"

- Pushed back against Reddit admins when they were "being dumb or overzealous"

@Absum "The competition is Absum"
Title: From Inside my own head
Location: Endorses other candidates

TRAIT: Holy Hand Grenade of Annoyance – With a cute avatar and a penchant for incessantly pestering others to get what you want, you double all bonuses in all situations dealing with staff. However, you lose double the relations in doing so.



MISC

- Wants to endorse those who are not yet on the CC

- Doesn't plan to do any real campaigning

- Self-proclaimed lurker, still posts

- Low post count, still counts self as lurker

- Forgot their other point

FOR

- Has a cute avatar

- Is an expert at asking annoying questions, can punish staff with incessant questioning

- Has paid a lot of attention to forum governance


@Leila Hann "The Past is Leila'd to rest; The future is at Hann."
Title: Posthuman lesbian missile nipple robot
Location: From Patriarchova

TRAIT: Repentant Memer – You have memed, now you won't. Lose all memory of memes when in social situations. Higher tolerance of unruly appellants, gaining bonus will when resisting mental assaults.


MISC

- CC member for previous year

FOR

- Will take the same approach this year, but not exactly; will avoid memeing at appellants who are making a joke of the proceedings


@open_sketch "Say hello to Tesla, bitch!"
Title: Believes that Shark Girl is Best Girl
Location: From Ottawa

TRAITS: Smutty, Sarcastic, (Song) Writer – Bonus to charisma when writing smut for your audience. You can never be mistaken for being serious when sarcastic, and vice versa. If you choose to write lyrics, add all your mental stats to the roll. Woe befall those who oppose you in your specialties.


MISC

- Very likely to be sarcastic

- Writes filth

- Has not and never will use sarcasm

- Explores the nature of sexuality in some of her recent works

- Likes planes

- Fake song lyrics used to be her thing

- Would write smut about how very good voting for her would feel

- Most of her original quests have become interactive novels

- Has published a quest into a novel

- Bewildered at how huge fanfic quests can get, compared to really good original quests

FOR

- In favor of banning adult works on SV

- Believes that pornography has no redeeming value and cannot be used as part of a story, nor can you use porn as character study, as emotional catharsis and payoff for relationship stuff, or even part of a character arc

- Claims erotica is always "fucked up and exploitative, it's never fun or tender"

- Will ban all the smut forever if elected

- One hundred percent serious in her pursuit to remove all smut from the site forever, "before we are overwhelmed"

- Her queer characters will lead to her being banned from a questionable web forum due to that site's views on such content

- Uses sexuality as a part of a character, whether it's the presence or absence of it


@Snowfire "Echoes are Snow to my Fire"
Title: Polyglot of Chimera
Location: From Wordcats

TRAIT: Trailblazing QM – Your mind is expanded, worlds become clear to you. Triple charisma when attracting a following when making your own independent works. Double ally dice rolls when helping them in writing.


MISC

- Possesses "left of centre" views

- No longer frequents the News & Politics forums

- Would have been forced to run for candidacy as one of their quest characters if they didn't run as themselves

- Possesses a responsible side

- Scottish native

- US citizen by birth

- Runs own quest

- Worried about tendency for new quests and user fiction to find footing on SV

- Worked on own user fiction for 3 years, with an average update pace of once a week

- Believes that @Pawn Lelouch has committed crimes against humanity to his platform

FOR

- Worried about artistic stagnation

- Concerned about echo chambers on SV

- Not against erotica nor honest experimentation

- Has experience in Questing and User Fiction

- Stubborn, will do everything to keep promises

- Supports "bringing down the hammer" on activities such as brigading if necessary

- Would be open to exploration of adult themes not only limited to erotica

- Wants to bring attention to people being lumped with extremist, hateful politics due to a difference in political opinion from the majority of SV, and are thus afraid to voice their true opinions, being judged before others get to know them

- Supports granting additional moderation powers to QMs in monitoring their quests

- Supports experienced QMs advising newer QMs, and would create a support base for such a community

AGAINST

- Against offsite discussion tools such as Discord due to it being another barrier to entry for new users

- Does not condone automatically responding to malice with more malice

GOALS

- Bring more attention to new fiction and quests, with methods such as stars on new threads

- Creating a community for creators in Questing Forums




@Cetashwayo "Vote for me, 2019-2020. We'll do it live."
Title: Lord of Ten Thousand Years
Location: From Across the Horizon

TRAIT: Quality and Quantity – Your diplomatic and administrative efforts are well-renowned. Triple diplomatic bonus when communicating with words. No other bonuses, since that's too powerful already. You're OP.


MISC

- Is running

- Running from what, we do not know

- Will post platform later

- Is indeed running

- Has made mistakes. Who does that???

- Might be set in his ways

- Not active sometimes, real life is hard to balance

- Just when he thought he was out, the staff pulled him back in

- QM for Magna Graecia

- Dismayed at low levels of interest for original quests
FOR

- Does not oppose mature content on SV

- Supports optional filters for content some may not want to see for various reasons
AGAINST

- Against changing policy for personal preferences

- Does not believe you should vote for him

FEATS

- Moderated for a TF2 server at 11

- Was arbitrator for SV, created GSRP, surveyed Original Quests for the very first time, created War & Peace forums

- Forum Moses, gained his job by asking for it

GOALS

- Help new councilors learn to be councilors

- Advocate councilors to provide report comments to communicate better

- Promote more back-and-forth discussion between Admins and Councilors in Tribunals, for more clarity

- Ensure the relations between staff and council remains professional

- Educate those who know not when offending for the first time

- Devolve quest moderation (outlined in the thread "Megaquests and Moderation") to promote peace and civility

- Work with staff and council to conduct annual, regular survey of complaints and satisfaction with the site

- Work with councilors to spread out the workload to their own specialty areas in the forums

- Change threadlocks so that the staff communicates with the QM beforehand

- Hold councilors accountable for their policies

- Promote content with events such as contests

- Granting community awards, having councilors help existing user contests and such

- Review of staff policy reforms


@Bailey Matutine "Bailey out your community since before you were born."
Title: Verified Pooka, Notorious Shitposter
Location: From Washington Heights

TRAIT: Cat – Become cat-like at will. Communi-cat with the language of your people for double the charisma bonus. If you act like a cat, you gain ten times the head-pats you would normally get for a similar act.


FOR

- Pledges to knock all appeals off the kitchen counter to see if they make a noise

- Supports swishy swooshy skirts for all, because they are fun to bat at

AGAINST

- Is against locking up snacks where good kitties can't get them


@Night "The Knight of the Night"
Title: Window Null
Location: From Hoff

TRAIT: Stalwart Screener – You protect the status quo, sometimes allowing new developments but with certain restrictions attached. You respect others' privacy, to an extent. Gain diplomatic bonus and boost to relations with all parties involved when dealing with conflicts.


MISC

- Has thrown self onto "the grenades of User Fiction"

- Does not want to gouge their own eyes out

- Has good opinion of some previous Councilors

FOR

- Believes SV should be SV, and questionable forums should be separate when evaluating the merits of either one

- Supports sexual content if it serves clear story purposes other than purely for titillation

- Pertaining to a certain tangentially related web forum regarding a hypothetical incident containing bigotry, Night would demanded explanations from the involved parties, immediately permaban any staff involved

- Supports providing frequent updates to infractions given, as well as transparency

- Would only use others' private messages as proof if necessary

- Tentatively in favor of allowing dice rollers on every thread on SV, but wants some restrictions on revoking rolling rights per thread

- Will sentence Logiccosmic to writing thinly veiled fanfics about staff activity

AGAINST

- Will not take action against Datcord


@7734 "77, 34! A vote for me's a vote for more!"
Title: Trust and Verify
Location: From Philmont

TRAIT: Five-Fold Path – Possessing of strict guidelines to live by, you hold others to those same guidelines. Careful, truthful, and fair, you do not lose any opinion when making a ruling. Huge opinion malus with lawyers, and you are physically unable to use the Socratic method.


MISC

- Has five-fold wisdom, and a code of conduct that is simple to understand

- Writer of quests

- Unashamed at his own actions

- Stomps like a bear

- Believes the Socratic method should have died with Socrates

- Mentioned yeeting an object into another object in a well-applied manner

FOR

- Growth: will take a close look into matters brought before the CC

- Truth: accuracy of portrayal is important

- Urges others to accept their consequences

- Will pander for nominations by changing avatars on a monthly basis based on voter choice

- Stance on erotic fiction is "bag and tag"

- Supports more forum aggregation

AGAINST

- Teaching/Informing: opposes teaching hate and providing partial information. Believes in carrot/stick teaching method

- Suggests others to not to be "a fucking lawyer"


@Godwinson "Gotta Win, Son."
Title: "Well, I've got nothing."
Location: From Mitakihara

TRAIT: Diligence from Observation – Gain advantage against all events that have transpired before. You can add overtime to your turns, gaining up to double the actions, but leaving you exhausted until the next rest period.


FOR

- Willing to commit own time to get to the bottom of issues

AGAINST

- Does not want anything remotely similar to what transpired on a forum site during a bigotry-involved incident


@Estro "Call me Estro Girl, 'cause I'm a cultural icon/zig zaggy flight, make you forget the light's on!"
Title: Sassy Bitch Stargazer
Location: From Wörms, the half continent

TRAIT: Passionate Pacifist – Huge penalty to start conflicts, not that you would want to. Gain double diplomatic bonus when appealing to others' empathy. When forgiving enemies, you lose all negative opinion from them.


MISC

- Has been councilor for a year

- Thinks she's cool

- Nominates some excellent people

- RP maker of ambivalent success

- Not American

- Annoyed about abandoning a cool character @Artificial Girl had in a mutual RP

- Not running exclusively on a gender platform

- Sometimes reads erotica, prefers written to video. Usually reads huge amounts of romance fic

- Self-deprecating

- Concerned about the lack of flex stars
FOR

- Is a Quaker Transgirl, so she's against violence, lying, hurting others, and she asks for forgiveness more than she should

- Spends most of her time in the General Discussion and Roleplaying forums

- Promises to stop Logic-cosmos from interacting with Usili in the hope that it can be quarantined

- Help SV grow, integrate/improve, and keep getting better


@Redshirt Army "Redshirts always go first!"
Title: Cannon Fodder
Location: From The Surface Of A Hostile Planet

TRAIT: Mobile Messenger – No penalty to reply time when on mobile. Your response to comments take no penalties when in a normally rushed scenario. You take the middle ground, due to your messenger status, gaining bonus to even out the negatives that you may receive when responding to others.


MISC

- Likely watches some smut in public, is careful, however

FOR

- Wants good erotica on SV

- Believes that sexual scenes have artistic merit, there should be a place for sexual content on SV, and in the desegregation of smut and non-smut

- Believes gating mature, explicit content behind another subforum will cause participation to deteriorate

- Suggests using tags to hide the mature content instead of creating a new subforum


@Jackie "Call me Jackie, no need for the Chan/Ask in my AMA, I'll answer how I can!"
Title: Private Selection Florence Faivre
Location: Fighting her way out of a third world country

TRAIT: Answer Mostly Anything – Free action to ask others questions, as well as answering those questions. Saves countless hours of back-and-forth. Unfortunately, you become unable to describe yourself normally, and rely on others to tell you how to stand.


MISC

- Current Councillor

- Is thankful for her nominators

- Has an AMA

- Victim of spam mail from @Datcord

- Parrots @Pawn Lelouch's opinions, as well as those of @Snowfire

- Can stand for the national anthem
FOR

- Is fine with hating someone whose political position is that "you're not a person"

- Will petition to permanently change Datcord's name to "Bone Daddy"


@Arthur Frayn "Insert Movie Reference Here"
Title: Fake god by occupation, magician by inclination
Location: From Land of Do As You Please

TRAIT: Fake God, Real Noir – You are unable to compromise with people who use bigoted and alt-Reich language. Gain triple perception bonus when hunting and exposing these figures down on forums.


MISC

- Came over from AH, during the Great Migration

- Unfamiliar with exact ins and outs of the CC system, and their exact responsibilities

- Has never posted on SB

FOR

- Has been in Fiction, News & Politics, and some GSRP

- Wants to help in any way possible

- Open door policy, encourages users to shoot him PMs with any questions they might have

- Will flag "Dodecatouple Secret PM group nonsense" and similar activities to the rest of the staff, and if need be, alert the userbase

AGAINST

- Hardliner against alt-Reich language, will permaban anyone who has no respect for another, and views others' existence as subhuman

GOALS

- Create a subforum where adults can discuss relationships, sexuality, and dating in an open, honest, and mature way (while still having fun)

- Make the admin process as open and transparent as the councilor role would allow


@The Laurent "The Laurent/17 Other People 2019!"
Title: ???
Location: ???

TRAIT: The Writer, not the Subject – When writing, gain passive bonuses to your other stats, at random. The more you write, the higher the bonuses. As a bonus upon this bonus, you gain double resilience towards others attempting to intimidate you.


MISC

- Writer?

- 26 years old

- A person

- In college, working a Masters' degree

- Does not believe poetry needs to rhyme

FOR

- Participates in Quests and News & Politics forums

- Has made numerous quests

- Has a decent head on those shoulders

- Has a willingness to show up

- Agrees with expansion of CC due to the lessening of the overall burden on each member

- Is clearly neither easily cowed nor argumentative


@keios "a vote for keios is a vote for cats and dogs to work together in harmony!"
Title: Is very normal
Location: From US

TRAIT: Mediator Refrigerator – Automatically succeed in helping dogs and cats coexist. Will automatically extinguish others' feelings of burnout when they reach medium levels.


MISC

- Hangs out in Fiction Discussion, N&P, Chat Lounge, and Quests, sometimes Creative Discussion & Worldbuilding

- Ran last year

- Was born a dog, but meows as much as possible

- Harmonious mediator of cats and dogs

FOR

- Sees staff/advocate burnout as a clear problem

- Served in two other online organizations with weekly duties

- Generally decent at keeping cool in heated discussions

- Creator of "Let's meow things!"

AGAINST

- Against the moving of discussion from the forum to Discord, since it starves the forum out of the joy of having differing opinions


@mesonoxian "Mesonoxian: his enemies cannot see 'em!"
Title: Is Confused and frightened by XF2
Location: From East Tennessee

TRAIT: House Caretaker – The site is your house, as well as that of everyone else. You will take great care of it. No fatigue loss from scouring the forums, helping with non-severe tasks, and making others feel welcome. As a caretaker, you are impartial and welcome political discourse. Within the rules, of course.


FOR

- Offers SV "housekeeping services", maintaining the system as is, helping the community feel welcome

- Will be an impartial voice in the community and in decision making

- Welcomes mature content creators to make their works

- Believes that SV has sufficient viewpoints in terms of political positions

GOALS

- Make SV a place where users can feel safe and welcome


@MaHaL "MaHaLse! This is our HaLse!"
Title: Conductor of the Choir of Death
Location: From Canada

TRAIT: Parlez-vous Francais? – Can speak French, with all that implies. You also have experience with logistics in the CAF, automatically passing most rolls pertaining to knowledge about the Canadian military. Your experiences also made you feel fairness in your veins, giving you increased chance of holding an objective position in a discussion.


MISC

- Was nominated

- The raven says he possesses the gravitas of a true councilor

- Has been on SV for close to 4 years

- Active on Creative forums, usually GSRP, sometimes News & Politics or War & Peace etc

- In his early 20s

- Not a minority

FOR

- Fluent in bureaucrat, worked in CAF's logistics chain, can speak Francais

- Offers accountability for his actions

- Offers objectivity in his judgement, with no allegiances or grudges with certain groups to pull or push his personal interests

- Offers restraint to do his job as councilor, not doing grandstanding nor creating melodrama

- Uses Discord


@CmptrWz "Srz Bznz"
Title: Is a TROLLING AUTHOR
Location: From USA

TRAIT: Actually Running – Increased mobility and acceleration. You can run while running. As your speed increases, so do your chances of winning an election. If you stop at any time, you lose all progress and bonuses.



MISC

- Was nominated

- Multiple times

- What?

- Is still in the running


@DonFitz "Don of the Dead"
Title: Throwing his life away on silly entertainments
Location: From USA

TRAIT: Cultured Entertainer – You are cultured. Oh yes. You are so cultured, in fact, that you cannot stand those less cultured individuals, or god forbid, crowds of them. Your knowledge of European, American, and African cultures spills over into everyday conversation, granting you immunity to damage, both physical and mental for the duration of the conversations.


MISC

- Flattered by one nomination

FOR

- Advocates mandatory Monarcho-Zionism

- Supports the elimination of all porn and erotica which doesn't feature German philosophers from the 19th and 20th centuries

- Will be adding an autoplay feature which blares the 'can-can' overture from Orphée aux enfers whenever a page is opened on SV

- Supports predicating all future appointments to staff and staff-adjacent positions on the nominee's passing a comprehensive test on American musical theatre

- Wants to limit holiday-related banners and notifications strictly to observances maintained by Afro-Caribbean religions and other syncretic faiths of the African diaspora


@Susano "Who knows? Susano."
Title: ???
Location: From Volksstaat Hessen, Deutsches Reich

TRAIT: Big Bold Busano – You don't tolerate flip-floppy people, as well as double standards, holding yourself to the same standards. Cannot willingly change sides in a conflict. You are able to work with whatever side you do end up with due to your views, however, being able to go with or against the flow. No diplomacy penalty to working against a popular idea.


MISC

- Is running for CC

- Believes the CC doesn't have power

- Follow the rules and Big Bad Susano won't get you

FOR

- Is capable of working with AND against the grain

- Doesn't like flip-flopping of opinions/positions, won't tolerate double standards


@Sword of Mars "The God to Your War, the Sword to Your Mars"
Title: Magical Girl Aficionado
Location: From Canada

TRAIT: NEET on FLEEK – Though you're a NEET, you have a strong sense of doing your goddamn job! Disregard any maluses when performing duties. Yes, any maluses. Enjoy ignoring fatigue or sanity loss penalties!


MISC

- Left wing

- Failed quest author (x3 COMBO!)

- NEET, busy with NEET stuff

- Believes that what you write -- and how you write it -- as an author reflects your own mindset

- Can have others' tones fly overhead, sometimes oblivious to rulebreakers

- Low experience volunteering in a forum

- Familiar with the concept of golf

- Does not have the IQ to get ready to rhyme, rhymes anyways

- Would like to be in possession of gamer girl bath water

FOR

- Thinks erotica is cool, just don't post mindless porn or something really messed up

- Doesn't think that you can remain a good person if you defend positions like Nazism or eugenics

- Will simply do his job if elected. No bull.

GOALS

- No grand goals, will focus on serving and gaining experience



@Artificial Girl
"Artificial Girl in an Artificial World"

Title: Programmed to smooch girls

Location: From The trans-human future

TRAIT: Not So Artificial – Your cybernetics spook people away initially, but your heart warms them up soon enough. Disadvantage in initial impressions, gain relations at double the rate. Highly sensitive to what's going on on your right side, for some reason.



MISC

- Mainly frequents the Questing forums

- Likes and has written erotica

FOR

- Believes SV Admins should be held to a higher level of transparency pertaining to staff actions/infractions against staff, that staff should essentially play by similar rules to everyone else

- Wishes for natural influx of people as opposed to mass off-site advertisement

AGAINST

- Wary about far-right extremism in SV, might be willing to steer policy to be "less friendly to those far-right jerks"



@Carol
"Vote Carol, just in time for Christmas!"

Title: H o n o r a r y V a l e n c i a n a n d F l o r i d i a n

Location: 【 A e s t h e t I c s 】

TRAIT: Creative Communities – Your dedication to the Creative Forums is not unnoticed. Admins will listen to your pleas, and the community will hail you as a hero… if you can get elected, that is. Achieving your goals gives you automatic ability to pass one issue you have related to that goal.



MISC


- Member since August 2015

- Was once a lurker like you

- His doors are open on SV or Discord (Astral Princess Carol#6512) for any questions

- Will strive to learn from each encounter and better himself for the next

- Views the Creative Forums as the soul of SV

- Uses pictures from @DanBaque

FOR

- Will fight to bridge gaps between the CC and the community, and to remove misunderstandings

- Pledges to bring issues of Creative Forums to the CC's attention, to expedite the processing of requests and reports

- Wants to bring awareness to the Report button

- Recommends an 18+ section in User Fiction for explicit and uncensored content

GOALS

- Transparency between the community and CC, to foster faith in the CC and staff by extension

- Reorientation of proprieties towards Creative Forums to remedy the current fairly slow response times regarding requests and rule violations



@ChineseDrone
"Droning on and on for a brighter tomorrow!"

Title: Copernicus for Kia MVP 2018

Location: From United States

TRAIT: Definitely Not a Drone – Though your name and having a 'job' in a tech company raise suspicion, you are clearly not a drone. This grants you increased maneuverability in rough conditions, able to traverse the barren wastes glistening seas of GSRP and the pits thoughtful discussions of N&P with ease. Automatically pass any calming rolls, and a penchant for improving the human settlements SV's community.



MISC

- Swamped with work at the moment

- Loves trivia

- Laments the death of foreign policy blogs and the associated community

- Believes forums are on a downward trend

- Prominent in GSRP

- Has a job at a tech company related to social media/interest-based communities

- Heard that "the staff discord gets pretty lit and would appreciate getting access to it"

- Agnostic on smut issues, not afraid of mature works on SV

FOR

- Has experience in many different areas of GSRP, not just one niche like Sci-fi or History

- Has good relations with most people in GSRP

- Used to be active in News & Politics, has solid idea of the atmosphere and culture there

- Can handle controversy and conflicts that arise in places such as N&P as well as appellants

GOALS

- Build and preserve an SV based around the shared values of diversity, deliberation, egalitarianism, and progressiveness, as well as fighting back against those that seek to contravene those values



@Slayers148 "Will slay for your waifus; will fight for your rights!"

Title: Saga of Kuso the Evil

Location: From Mars

TRAIT: Waifu Laifu – Increased capacity for waifus, ten times the normal limits. When in the presence of your or an ally's waifus, gain increases to all stats except will. Roll a dice against your will to see if you will defend the waifu or save your ally.



MISC

- A vote for him is a vote for Waifuism



@Dissonance
"Vote Dissonance, for Eris!"

Title: Luna's

Location: From Ginnungagap

TRAIT: Dissonant Dynamic – Being knowledgeable of memes, and also relatively techy, you have both skills to meme and be a productive member of the community. Bonus to fixing negative fallout of staff action, scaling with the severity. Gain extra morale when participating in staff meetings, or conducting management tasks.



MISC

- Almost sounded like a petulant fifth grader

- Anti-establishment

- Trans woman

- In her mid 20s

- Is vaguely techy

- Has lots of time spent in various internet communities

- Located at GMT-8

- Has been called a Meme Queen

FOR

- Wants to mediate on the negative side effects of harried staff action

- Will assist with various minor management tasks (as per Squishy's post: editing/adding tags, adjusting prefixes, renaming threads, stickying posts, and deleting polls, as requested.)

- Will freely and regularly take part in staff-hosted text/voice chats and communicate the contents of said chats to constituents

GOALS

- Increase staff transparency for the wider userbase



@brmj "b-r-m-j, vote for me to rid of hate!"

Title: ???

Location: From Earth

TRAIT: Against All Agitation – Zero tolerance for trolls. Double to hit dice and damage dice when fighting trolls. In addition, you know the weaknesses of trolls that have wings on the right side, and can deal a decisive blow to their arguments, doubling your critical strike chance.



MISC

- Participant in gayaverse quests, To Boldly Go, SACQ quest, ASWaH, and various other places

- Sometimes busy

- Has depression

- Has good mood now, trending upwards

- Wants the site should grow

- White

- Late 20s

- Ace, closer to cis-male

- Tech nerd, background in machine learning and interests in areas like spaceflight, ham radio, electronics, aviation and literary science fiction

- Trotskyist, but hopefully one of the good ones

- Supports voting for another candidate who represents a group that actually experiences oppression

FOR

- Supports democracy

- Supports accountability

- Supports an inclusive and diverse community

- Supports tolerating mature content on the site if it services the story

- Supports forum leadership acting more decisively within their mandate even at the risk of angering a problem user or two"

AGAINST

- Against the far right, believes Nazis have no place in our communities and ought to be hounded to the ends of the internet

- Against attempts to be more inclusive of people with right-wing politics

- Against separating mature content into its own section of the site

- Against voting solely for ace representation

- Against "sealioning", views punishment of people who are falsely accused of sealioning as necessary sacrifices to address a bothersome, hard to counter, and deniable form of trolling



@kinigget "Kin I get some votes? Kinigget for a position of note!"

Title: Best Demon

Location: From People's Republic of Portland

TRAIT: One Who Is Thrown – You're light, so you can be thrown very far. Gain exponential flying distance when thrown, comparing your weight to your thrower's weight.



MISC

- Someone threw her name in the ring

- Actually has votes

- Demanded representation



@Plausitivity "Vote me for Big Dice Energy!"

Title: A pair of dice

Location: don't turn around

TRAIT: Captor of Chance – Absorbs all your luck, sucker.

MISC

- Is a pair of dice

FOR

- Uses dice to determine outcomes. Definitely not two-face. More of a "Twelve-Face"

AGAINST

- Against the proliferation of radicalistic ideals

FEATS

- Has influenced dice rolls on quests to hit criticals in various scenarios, through sheer willpower and faith

GOALS

- The liberation of dice

- Destruction of pseudorandom number generators, to be replaced by quantum RNG

Changelog
0.2

- Added Heroes Nominees:

Artificial Girl, Carol, ChineseDrone, Slayers148, Dissonance, brmj, kinigget

- Updated Abilities Descriptions (in no particular order):

Evenstar, Hykal94, NothingNow, Ralson, Lord Chungus, Pawn Lelouch, open_sketch, Redshirt Army, Barack Hussein Obama, Telamon, Estro, Aedan777, Suzu, snowfire, MiracleGrow, open_sketch, Jackie, 7734, Sword of Mars

- Hykal94's description was eaten by samdamandias's. Should be fixed now.

- Up to date as of post #580 of the Discussion thread

- Changed
@MiracleGrow's stance on mature themes. Now opposes expanding mature content on the grounds of it potentially increasing problematic depictions of non-consensual scenarios.
0.3
- Added traits. What have I done?

- Next up is updates after post #580. God have mercy on my rolls…
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Why is the formating borked aaaaaaaaaa, the spoilers are doubling! Help me Obi @Xon, you're my only hope D:
I'm gonna see if the thread edit can work better.

Okay this is as good as it gets, folks.
 
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I'm also for swooshy skirts for everybody because they're fun to bat at, and I'm against locking up snacks where good kitties can't get them.
 
I'm also for swooshy skirts for everybody because they're fun to bat at, and I'm against locking up snacks where good kitties can't get them.
Gonna try to add stuff in there. Hopefully it doesn't mitosis another set of spoilers.
 
you forgot the other two points of my fivefold wisdom: don't be a fucking lawyer, and accept your consequences.
 
i ust want to point out that while @Barack Hussein Obama might have been elected to the first council on the power of jokes and memes, he was also a rock solid councillor who put in the work and took things seriously and I'm happy to have served with him. He's not just a meme.
 
I wanna add something about me being the only guy on this site (that I know of), who tries to explain Islam and Islamic concepts to the rest of SV, usually in News and Politics, and sometimes in Fiction Discussion.

Islamophobia? Nah, SV runs that crap away. But explaining the Islamic faith? I've had a bunch posts explaining things like Sharia, the Prophet, Islamic history, government, theology and so on. I've been doing it for years.

SO if you can add that, that'd be great. It's one of the few things I'm proud of putting on this site, even if some posts has not aged well according to my own current standards.

*You also forgot me wanting to launch Datcord and logiccosmic into the sun, blowing up the sun, and banning Usili 2.0. btw

**I also promise to oppress all Gamers, because they deserve to be persecuted
 
i ust want to point out that while @Barack Hussein Obama might have been elected to the first council on the power of jokes and memes, he was also a rock solid councillor who put in the work and took things seriously and I'm happy to have served with him. He's not just a meme.
Ah, you say that, but since I only took the candidate discussion as my source, and this being the only post by our great Bi-city president, I regrettably must decline (I mean, you could add a recommendation for Barack in that thread if you wish :3)

@Hykal94 doesn't havocfett also do some Islam stuff? I'm not too knowledgeable on the religion myself, but I'll gladly add that! Always good to hear other viewpoints!

Gotta just... fiddle with this formatting...
 
Fake news. @Cetashwayo is rigging the votes. He's also, like, totally Russian. His real name is Dmitry Glukhovsky, a notorious Rusian spy and hitman.

I demand an investigation by Bobby Mueller himself. Justice will prevail.
 
since somebody threw my name in the ring, and I actually have votes, I demand representation
 
Amusingly I'm not up here lmao

@Plausitivity is this because I still am trying tomdecide whether to run or not? :V

Or is it because I have no grand manifesto, no just cause, no greater platform? :V
 
Amusingly I'm not up here lmao

@Plausitivity is this because I still am trying tomdecide whether to run or not? :V

Or is it because I have no grand manifesto, no just cause, no greater platform? :V
No observable evidence of your jog in the discussion forums, as outlined in this thread's intro :V
 
@Plausitivity my title is normally "Lord Master of Shenanigans", if that helps.

As I mentioned on the discord, I do not think it likely I will get on the ballot, let alone win. That does not mean I should not try.
 
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