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And is it as awful as everyone says? Asking for a friend. ‘The Emoji Movie’ got dumped on by critics. These are the best lines from their reviews. The Emoji Movie is so bad, it made us yell at strangers on the street

Didn't see a thread quite like this, so I thought I'd give it a go and see if it sinks or swims. What is a LitRPG? It's short for 'Literature RPG'. Basically that means books and stories where the protagonists, and often others, interact directly with RPG mechanics. Examples include manga like...

I am completely baffled as to why this exists. The last game in the series, Bubsy 3d, was released in 1996 and is easily one of the worst games of all time. In 2013, the series recieved some attention thanks to the surreal fangame Bubsy Visits the James Turell Retrospective. The description...

Heroes do cool shit. They fight monsters, finish quests, get a full night's sleep, and always save the princess. These are not heroes. These are the guys who didn't make the cut. These are the scrubs. Scrubs do lame shit. They fight rats, do menial labor, sleep in a barn, and are dumped by...

Before the midnight of that day, everything was normal... mostly. The Fullmetal Alchemist and his brother hunkered down for the night, preparing for a train ride across the country in a couple days time. The Flame Alchemist settled down for the night, ambition filling his heart - ambition to...

You are on a Quest to be the BEST, like some people before you were. To Catch them might not be your test, but keeping their former trainers off your back certainly will be! Hello there! Welcome to the Pokemon world, a place filled to the brim with creatures that could end you in an instant...

WARNING: NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. AT ALL. Welcome to my Let's Play of 7th stand User! ... ... I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I JUST SAID THAT! *Jumps all over the room in embarrassment* Now calm down Luvia, calm down... No one is here to see me say that, right? *Turns around to notice you...* Oh...

The mask of the pygmy gremlin Now, when one hears the word gremlin, one thinks of small, grey-skinned creatures, often with pointy teeth, always with pointy ears, and more often than not very stupid and very eager to sow chaos. One would be right. Gremlins truly are tiny, impish creatures...

The title may be misleading. What the fuck is this.

You are @Jackie. You have an animu avatar and you work at a medium-sized cloud hosting company. One wednesday morning, you're typing away at the office when you need to go to the bathroom. You open the door to the ladies' room and go inside, and are greeted by an unusually strong odor...

It is the Year of Our Lord, July 1st, 2016. All over the United States, crimson symbols manifest on the hands of magi and normals alike; the sign of a Holy Grail War beginning. However, since the destruction of the Fuyuki Grail, no one should have the gall of restarting that ancient ritual! Who...

Hello, and welcome to my latest (hopefully not abortive) project: An Oath Sign taking place in, rather than the typical Nasuverse spinoff, a setting known as Umineko no naku koro ni. If you don't know the setting, it's fine. Totally fine. Completely okay there's nothing to worry about. I...

So, today I decided to try my hand at this, see what all the rage is about. Naturally I jumped in and started playing... more or less blind, having only watched Lord K's let's play. After sorting out some issues I selected USA as the starting nation, since I figured it would be easier than...

Because Frozen Sun is moving at speeds more commonly associated with glaciers, I thought I'd put into words something I've been thinking of for a small while since I've been on a bit of a Worm bend lately. I'm not saying I'm abandoning my other game, but I get tired of poking people. In this...

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The Year is 1997, August 4th, Skynet is up and running, but has decided to delay itself until John Conner dies of old age by giving itself code from the future explaining the situation along with a few Terminators to protect Skynet from the shadows. John Conner was arrested for breaking into a...

Everything is fine. The birds were chirping. And the flowers were blooming. It has even been an entire month without somekind of youkai trying to munch on someone, anyone, and that’s rather splendid. Yet– ––––And yet, isn’t this a tad bit. . . odd? A certain red-white wonders, has...

Your name is Mitzi, and you are a cat. You have a house full of warm, soft places to sleep, a yard to run around and chase birds in, food that ranges from boring to excellent, and people who are usually willing to play with you when you want it. There are even a few other cats in the...