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Once upon a time, the world of Xak II was a peaceful, happy, joyous place. Well, actually, that was a lie. Actually it was a fairly anonymous so-called ‘civilised world’ in the Imperium of Man, which was to say it was a component cog in the cruellest and most brutal regime imaginable. But the...

[Character Sheet] Name: Frank Zappa (no relation) Appearance before summons: A great Yami Yugi cosplay ----------------------- Current HP: 45/50 Current MP: You don't know magic Current Money: No ---------------------- Current S.P.E.C.I.A.L.: Strength ( + 0 ) - You have all the...

DYNAMIC ENTRY A CONQUERORS CREATION We Own Nothing The group of ninja looked over the pile of boulders. The Iwa fortress had been established a week ago. Their job was to bring it down. The squad, led by Naruto Uzumaki and consisting of Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara, Rock...

The world shifted, turned, and generally reformatted itself. The system updated and various voice actors were fired and hired and replaced. There was a short writers strike, but that got resolved and the animation budget was unfortunately slashed. Not that it mattered much to you, as you are...

Illegal Immigration: Or how I brought THE CONSTITUTION to a fantasy world. Any of you seen that one Leafy video where he complains about all anime protags being the exact same fifteen-year-old with black hair and no personality and asks for an anime with a fifty-fifty-old hunter from Louisiana...

My name is Marie-Julia Harper O'Nova Hyperlight Potter Sue VII, daughter of Marie Suzette Ebony Sparkle Uchiha Potter Sue VI and I don't know who is my father, because I have many. I am a one of a kind species, half witch, half angel, half demon, half human and half vampire. I am extremely...

My life is messed up. No, seriously; I have a really screwed up life. Perhaps I should explain myself. My name is Jake Welson. I'm- or rather was -twenty-seven years old. I live in a modest but well built mansion off the coast of Crete. Did I mention that I'm also rich? Oh, forgot that part...

Also known as: Political Mecha Quest. I’m also somewhat partial to: Atlas Stumbled. This is intended to be a short, victorious quest to boost my popularity and distract from my other, bogged down questing quagmire. As such, it will have a hard deadline of 29th February 2020 for its completion...

A/N: I was staying up late, drinking boiled water from my 500 ml mug while gazing at the keyboard when this amazing idea came to me. I just had to write it. It felt like a much more important activity I could do with the time I would otherwise be using to beat my 46 hour touhou wandering soul...

"Author's" Notes: I'm not taking this very seriously, and obviously I don't support the positions of Unrealistically Openly Capitalist Chinese Politicians or idiot nutjob tankies. If characters in this delve into "anti-Idpol" bigotry or stanning for totalitarian regimes, I obviously don't...

In a time far from now... In a galaxy far from here... Weeb Wars A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the main title. War drums echo through the heavens as a rollup slowly crawls into infinity. The Galactic Republic has been destroyed. From the floating city of Roza, a small but...

An R in the month Taylor Herbert was brought in by Tagg for interrogation before Dragon and Defiant ever confronted Skitter at the school. There's just one little problem. One-shot. "But I keep telling you, my name is Taylor Herbert." The dark-haired girl stared at him, blinking under the...

Rouge Powers When everyone in Brockton Bay is a rouge, it is hard to be sanguine about the situation. There will be some scarlet faces before this ruddy situation is sorted out. At her mother's shout, Glory Girl rolled out of bed and staggered half asleep to the shower, wishing for fifteen...

The Federated Kingdom of Noit'Cif is an ancient and proud polity, founded forty years ago amidst a world gripped by a cold War. Great was the kingdom's love and care for its people, and you like many others, felt obliged to repay your venerable homeland for all that it has given. And what...

"Now listen here, kid. I'm here like a conversion therapy DJ to set the record straight." The reporter takes off his glasses and rubs the bridge of his nose. A traditional suite and tie man the reporter wasn't even comfortable sitting next to this...person. However an exclusive interview with...

Sakura sat bolt upright and looked around. She was in Ichiraku Ramen. Sasuke sat across the table from her. And she had drooled on the paperwork they were both filling out. Sasuke glanced up. "Good, you're awake. Now that we've both finished, how about lunch?" ...Something was wrong. Sakura...

Cross-posted from SB to celebrate my return to the site. Finally! Dedicated to everyone who was traumatized by Goblin Slayer’s first episode by Crunchyroll’s mistake, here is my attempt to inject some levity into the situation. Using Zombies. Enjoy. Also, not proofread as of right now, so...

Author's Note: I know, I know, you probably took one look at the title and said to yourselves "Really, another Quest about Shin Dragon-Slaying High School Diary Epsilon? Geez, like that anime hasn't already spawned like a bajillion Quests!". However, I do think this Quest should have a different...

It was a regular day at camp [redacted], you woke up in the ass of the morning, did the morning chores, burned yourself out trying to enforce a modicum of discipline into the platoon, got chewed by the warrant officer, stepped on sewage seepage in assault drills, dropped your tea at the canteen...

tl;dr: This is your typical light novel, but you are the main villain's minion. If only we could stay like this forever. If only we could stop time from marching on. The man sitting on the park bench said. Both his words, the melancholic expression on his face and his slightly hunched...

Beyond the world - beyond all possible worlds - there is a bar. There’s no use trying to describe what it looks like from the outside, because the concept doesn’t make sense. Time only flows in it irregularly, and it’s more than a little subjective. People who visit it find that it’s rarely the...

(TLDR: BTVS with a bunch of kids as portagonists) (Shadows chasers; D20 modern: D&D meets BTVS Sunnydale Syndrome) Children of Shadows (Image credit: Arcane Nights) Premise: Children of shadows builds on the Shadows premise in the d20 modern urban arcana with a unique twist: -The player...

Absolutely hilarious. Also, considering the great amount of foreshadowing (archer/"actually satan" is a terrible actor) in this episode is pretty safe bet that they aren't going to ignore the plot to make a bunch of jokes with almost no continuity whatsoever, Code Ment style.

Morning. First Day. You awaken. It's a simple enough action. You stare at your reflection in the mirror, again, a pretty simple enough action. [X] A fragile looking man/woman. [X] A lean looking man/woman. [X] An average-built looking man/woman. [X] A well-built looking man/woman. [X] A...

YOU... YOU ARE A MONSTER MOVIE MAKER. IT IS YOUR JOB TO MAKE THE MOST SUSPENSEFUL, GROUNDBREAKING MOVIES, TO SCARE AUDIENCES BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS, AND TO HAVE THE MOST DRAMATIC, THE MOST SUSPENSEFUL, AND MOST TALKED-ABOUT TWISTS KNOWN TO MAN. You are critically acclaimed director N...