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Also on FanFiction.net, and here's the tumblr post if you want to reblog or something.
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Things aren't as pretty
On the inside
-Nine Inch Nails, "Only"
Back in Steve Rogers' day, someone with a private jet was a test pilot in a one-seater.
Tony poked him.
"Wake up...
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Also on FF.net.
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"Tony?"
"Before you ask, yes, that is really me. Not a dream, or a hoax, or your imagination. I really am riding a nuclear missile like a mechanical bull, and I'll have to put that on my business card."
"Is that really you?"
"What did I just tell...