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Kuoh City. Kuoh Academy. Medical Room. It had been five years since I woke up in my new body. After spending so much time in this world, I was beginning to wonder why I was even here. I understand the concept of reincarnation and transmigration from manga and anime, but how shall I put it... Why...

1.01 Approaching a burning UFO wasn't one of my brightest moments. I could think of so many ways that this could go wrong. I could get set on fire. The UFO could explode. The aliens could shoot me. The aliens could give me a highly contagious space flu that turned me into a zombie. Normally, I...

[BOOT-UP SEQUENCE INITIATED...] System Identifier: Obsidian Core - Soul Fusion Nexus Version: · [Phase 1: Core Activation] · → Dark Matter Stabilizers: Engaged. · → Reality-Tether Nodes: Secured. · → Dimensional Veil Oscillations: Calibrated. · [Phase 2: Soul Acquisition Subroutine] →...

Chp-1 Exiting out the back entrance of the shop, I exhale. Watching the mist of my breath float up into the night sky, I contemplate my life. Could be worse. Could be better. I'm doing decently in college. Got a decent part time job. Sure, the hours means I end up like I am now, staring up...

CHAPTER 1 — A Yawn is Worth a Thousand Words Calm seas glistened with millions of lights almost too bright to look at. Waters parted occasionally as Pokemon passed close to the surface—sometimes shoals of Seadra or schools of Remoraid—but the flashes of fins and heads were always too quick for...

AN: Originally posted in my snippet corner. I'm doing much better these days; a warm "thank you" for anyone who was concerned! As for this story, which I'm enjoying quite a bit: feedback is an author's food pellets. Feed me, Seymour. A searing screen of sunlight sliced the town of Little...

"The time has come. Once more, we must summon a TRUE HERO" "I still think we can just dump a ton of Crusaders on the problem-" "TRUE… HERO." "Eh, he's got a point. I'm still getting my own Crusaders to stop huffing gasoline. They keep hallucinating and thinking it's me talking to them."...

"Why do other people who travel to other worlds either get their souls transferred or directly land in a girl's bedroom, while I get an extreme airdrop from ten thousand meters high? If you can't choose the coordinates properly, just don't choose at all!" On a beach at the border of Iberia, in...

You stand in the bathroom, staring at yourself in the mirror. The lone lightbulb flickers, but it is enough to see yourself. You are trying to make yourself look presentable, normal, and like you haven’t fought for your life in a stupid attempt to escape hell. You think you are doing it right...

I know what you're thinking: Whoa, Sonic! How did a super-fast, totally awesome hedgehog like you end up stranded on a planet full of killer robots? Well, buddy, let me tell you—it was not part of the plan. One second, I was running for my life with Longclaw, my amazing owl mom figure. The...

Lazing on a lay-z boy, playing games, eating chips and drinking Mountain Dew without any worries is arguably one of the better perks of being a god. After my plans of 'going-out-with-a-bang!-but-not-really' got foiled and being employed (read: coerced) to work as a maid, it has honestly been a...

A flight, tracing its route from Goldenrod City in Kanto to the outskirts of Twinleaf Town in Sinnoh, soared smoothly through the Sinnoh sky. Perhaps owing to the weekday, the spacious cabin was only half-occupied. A young boy named Ash, seated by the window, appeared to be dozing, a Pikachu...

In the infinite expanse of a lightless void, a solitary, luminous consciousness drifted aimlessly. This consciousness was none other than Goku himself—GT Goku, to be precise. In his timeline, an unimaginable cataclysm had unfolded: the Shadow Dragon saga. During his battle against the most...

I know what you're thinking: Whoa, Sonic! How did a super-fast, totally awesome hedgehog like you end up stranded on a planet full of killer robots? Well, buddy, let me tell you—it was not part of the plan. One second, I was running for my life with Longclaw, my amazing owl mom figure. The...

The world tilts, and my stomach lurches. The air rushes past me—cold, sharp, wrong. One second, I'm getting out of my car, and the next—I'm falling. I don't even have time to scream before I slam into something hard. Pain explodes through my body, white-hot and absolute. My breath catches, my...

You woke up to the sound of rustling leaves and the smell of damp earth. Every inch of your body ached, as if you had been knocked around by something much bigger than you. Your head throbbed, your arms were sore, and your mouth was painfully dry. Worst of all, you had no idea where you were...

Issue Zero: Dog Star Welcome to Oscorp! the screen chirped. Norman Osborn welcomes the [Midtown High Class Trip] to these illustrious halls! In order to have a day pass, please fill out your name! The average-sized teenager fiddled with his favorite pen as he looked at the screen. 'I could use...

The Kaiser's New Clothes Prologue: Kaiser Gets Wet "Fenja deceased, CC-6." Kaiser's heart clenched, but he didn't pause the attack, instead continuing to spear blades from the sodden ground around Leviathan while Nessa let out a strangled scream. Leviathan carelessly threw her sister's now...

Earth is going to die. It isn't an if, it's a when. Maybe it'll be in ten years, maybe ten months, maybe ten days. If we're particularly unlucky, ten hours. But if history has taught us anything, it's that death doesn't arrive on a predictable schedule. It creeps up behind you with a smirk...

[In another world] [B-Beautiful] The young entity thought as it entered the Swirl of the Root. It felt its shard being shredded into piece as it tried to keep itself together in order to study the Source as it performed entire yottabytes worth of calculations, simulating across all parallel...

With great power, there must also come great responsibility. She heard those words for as long as she could remember. Her family motto, a credo for which her father lived by ever since he was her age. So, despite the fact that even till this day she was still not 100% sure of what they truly...

It's one thing to be pulled into another world to fight an evil queen, but what do you do when the spell that transports you there also gives you a woman's body? And what if it feels... right? This is the story of a trans woman who finds herself in a body she isn't yet willing to accept and a...

A Perfect Pounce by Chairtastic. Summary: A sequel to Clever Craft. J'Zargo Dovahkiin comes to Skyrim, and finds it full of curiosities and power. Curiosity may kill the cat, but satisfaction will bring him back! Author's Note: This fic is a sequel to another fic, called Clever Craft, saying...

DIGIMON TERMINAL "FREE FALL!" Have you ever thought that something exists, something we couldn't describe, but that has always been present, in some way? I've already thought about this and, initially, I didn't know how right I was when I asked this question to myself, well... I guess they're...

Chapter I - Enters the Kaleidostick of Madness DoctorMother had seen much and done most of it, so the shock of seeing anunknown, well-built and fairly tall gentleman in an exquisitelytailored suit, looking intensely at one of the case 53's Cauldronkept in one of its too-many cells wore off...