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That boy was supposed to save our world from the wrath of the Demon King. And while the King is dead, an even worse threat has arisen: the boy himself! I don't know how he came to this world, but I'm going to be the one to take him out of it. The only problem is, I've heard he's super strong. As...

Welcome, everyone! I am back for a new quest. This is a cross between RWBY and a little tabletop RPG named *Kedamono opera*. I'll give more information about it in this informational. I also recommend a look at *A Beast's tale* by @chickenbouillon, another RWBY/Kedamono cross that is the very...

It was a wonderful, almost idyllic day. The waves gently lapped against the sand on the beach, leaving a soft salty fragrance in the air. Warm rays of sunlight illuminated the sea water, making it shimmer and look much pure than anything I'd ever seen. Some rather cartoonish crabs milled about...

I, FIONA Yet another Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic by Tangent With prereading, editing assistance, and occasional input by Brain Power! I couldn't really tell you exactly when I became what I am, as I'm fairly certain that the merger was retroactive in nature and the actual incident might...

-ood witch Azura stood before the snarling beast, staff smoking with mystical prowess. With a tremblin- nd she- The page was covered in mud and splattered with rain. The girl picked it up, and then kept running, her flashlight waving around wildly. Her camp outfit was not made for this...

January 7th, 2011 Something felt off about today. Taylor couldn't put a finger on what it might have been, but something was different. As she walked through the ever more decayed halls of Winslow, she felt eyes on her. Watching, waiting for something. Some of them felt anticipatory, some...

Hiccup groaned, sliding into a chair as his exhaustion finally set in. "How in Thor's name did dad handle this job? I swear, Loki must have invaded the minds of everyone on this island!" He grunted, barely lifting his hand before something cold, damp and rectangular was placed in it. "Thanks...

Magic Gloves are not for Luna Throughout the ages, many heroes sought to end a darkness, for there was always some would-be tyrant to put down. From Arthur and Mordred, to Albus and Gellert, a hero and villain rose together. To aid them in their duels, these heroes sought out the Potters, a...

"I'm sorry Ichi. You have to die for me." A single gunshot tore through him and he fell. Was it the impact of the bullet, or the sting of betrayal that hurt the most? And yet despite it all, as his vision faded and he stared back at Masumi Arakawa's eyes, Ichiban Kasuga couldn't see hatred in...

Deep within a dark forest.. the beasts lurk. There are a thousand names invented for them from the lips of men. Beasts. Demons. Tricksters. They are hollow, sad monsters, blessed with magic beyond the capabilities of mortal ken and yet so full of empty, pitiless hunger. They walk in the shape...

In the spirit of 'If you can't find the fic, write it' I present you the plot bunny I have been trying to find for the last few days. Crossposted from SB. ---***--- Taylor Hebert stared at what she assumed was her afterlife. The white void was more or less expected. There didn't appear to be...

Hah, Nami can't help but crow, if only within the privacy of her own mind, at the sight of the... What was it, what was their flag? Nami is sure she'd seen it, on their ship's sails when they'd first boarded. The Al...vion Pirates? Something. Whatever the case, she thinks herself perfectly...

In my very best attempt to in every way write in the style and humor of one of my favorite authors, Sir Terry Pratchett, may he rest in peace. On the Discworld, wishes are tricky things, but even the universe bends—just a little—on Hogswatch. When eight-year-old Hannah Long pens a heartfelt...

"I am the Fifty-First God, Oiz, who rules over Antimony and whose domain is Repulsion," declares the floating, green-haired woman that had just emerged fully formed from the sizable stone slab behind her. "Are you the human who called out to me?" Her harsh eyes are a strikingly bright sky-blue...

A/N: This story is a Quest that I started on another site before moving here, I have now finished catching Sufficient Velocity up but here's a link to the Spacebattles Thread for anyone who wants it. --- Smile Like You Mean It --- ??? --- The world was on fire, and all he knew was...

Kankuro had been prepared for the worst when he and his siblings departed the Hidden Sand Village to come to the Leaf's aid, more or less. He loves Gaara, really, with all his heart—but a spade is a spade and a jinchuriki is an explosive tag waiting to go off. Sasuke is one thing, and Kankuro...

If there's one lesson I wish I could drill into my past self, it's this: don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a piece of advice that would've saved me an inordinate amount of suffering—like the suffering of being kicked through five apartment walls in rapid succession, for example. I'll...

Chronicles of a Mad Jumper 1 The life of an author was very boring actually. They lived their lives stuck in stories of far away places without ever leaving their house. Why is that boring? Because they had to return to their drab little lives eventually. Rob was one of those people...

A/N: This concept has been in my head for months now and since I'm currently on a hot streak with my writing I figured I'd whip something up and see if it goes anywhere. Enjoy! XXXXXX Ghost of Stanley Chapter I: The Voice That Would Not Cease A brooding silence fell over Mount Olympus as...

The Revanchists By Chairtastic Summary: They are always chasing after some bygone time. Some period where things were 'good' because right now thing are 'bad'. They lust after what was, what they once possessed, who they used to be. Above all else, they are afraid of change, and cloak that...

https://i.imgur.com/mgM42OZ.jpg INTRODUCTION Aqua finds herself stranded on an alien, otherworldly oceanic planet, far from the familiar comforts of the more standard fare beach resort. Nope. Instead, bioluminescent flora beckon to her from depths she dare not tread. A PDA Voice presses her...

First of all. I would like to congratulate our Great and Almighty Evil Genius SI that is the Evil Maykr, for he has graduated from the P.A.I.N train as the One True Muse has now taken an interest in him and his story. Which means that his story will no longer be updated in [Preserved Archive of...

"Mackenzie! Wake up! You're gonna be late for the field trip!" Normally, Mackenzie Serket of Champion City would respond with an annoyed groan before getting out of bed. But today was different. Instead, she shot up and started doing everything as fast as she could. "Coming Mom!" To say...

As I said I would do in one of my Usagi Yojimbo reading posts, I have now gotten to do a let's watch thread of the 1987 to 1996 animated series by, what is known today as, Fred Wolf Films that coined taglines like Turtle Power and Heroes in a Half-Shell: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! In memory...

"Ah shit, there goes my wallet." The man sighed, despondently watching the kid sprint away, dodging pedestrians with an ease borne from a life on the street. "Hah, welcome to Vacuo." His friend joked, "Getting your wallet stolen in the slums is practically a rite of passage." "Is it worth...