Fatih
You're praying fajr when the alarm starts going off. A high-pitched, aggressive beeping telling you that you, good sir, have the distinguished honor of Mandatory Surveying today! You do your best to shut it out, concentrating on the words of your prayer while mentally willing it to just go away, but it refuses. It instead distracts you with an endless litany of useless prattle you already know or don't care about. The time of your survey, the room your survey is in, the products they want to know about, your current consumption metrics, the companies they're asking about. A litany of worthless absurdity that haunts you through the end of your prayer and as you head for the door to start your shift.
You open your door, coming face to face with the ever-slouching form of your wingwoman, Yvette. She's a gangly five-eight, two inches taller due to her bubble helm, and then half a foot shorter from a truly aggressive slouch against her door. A non-regulation ring adorns one finger, a luxury that's cost her thousands in fines over your tour together. Her expression is neutral, her body language as inscrutable as ever, but it tells you she's having a far better morning than you are. "Abdu," she says. She spots the drone rising to follow you out of the room and nods in sympathy. "Survey day?"
"Reminder, Company policies remain enforced during off-duty hours. Violating the NDA on your survey will be punished with-" chimes the drone.
"Survey day," you say miserably, "You have something planned?"
"Enlai got into his timesheet. We've got an hour and a half," she says.
"Remember, all purchases are subject to review by CGVD for compliance with non-competition policies," chirps the drone.
"Mmm," you say, "Congrats. I won't keep you."
She flips you a thumbs up, and as you turn to walk away there's the distinctive buzz of a service pistol and the drone shuts up.
You smile, and make a note to get her something nice for her birthday next week. Then it's on to a long shift, a stupid survey, and a painfully short break.
Fill out your survey!
How satisfied are you with your work*:
[ ] Extremely Satisfied
[ ] Very Satisfied
[ ] Incredibly Satisfied
[ ] Satisfied
Who would you recommend CGVD as a contract broker to**?
[ ] My friends, family, and past coworkers
[ ] Only my friends
[ ] Only my family
[ ] Only past coworkers
Who do you prefer as your supplier of Quality Infotainment***?
[ ] Soundvision Multispectrum
[ ] Tri-Prong Interstellar
[ ] Polaris Northstar
[ ] Hunan Entertainment
[ ] Disney
What is your opinion on the current lack of an AI Ban by the Terran Sphere**?
[ ] Very Unfavorable
[ ] Unfavorable
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Favorable (Selects 'Neutral')
[ ] Very Favorable (Selects 'Neutral')
Which of the following is your favorite Multinutrient Designer***?
[ ] Pashim Fudz (Formerly Pashim Foodstuffs)
[ ] Disney
[ ] Thulaar Inc.
[ ] CGVD
[ ] Mehmet and Mary's Eateries (Selects 'CGVD')
Which of the following Arms Manufacturers are you most interested in***?
[ ] E+E/Heavy Manufacturing Corpro
[ ] Saifullah Technical Solutions
[ ] Disney
[ ] Polaris Northstar
[ ] Harrison Armory
[ ] Tri-Prong Interstellar
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***CGVD reserves the right to sell your responses to these questions, use these questions in advertisement, and tailor your shopping and browsing experiences based on your responses to these questions.
With that hell done with, you have forty minutes of free time today! What to do with it:
[ ] Head to the Launch Deck. You get on well with some of the engineers and you might get a turn to mess with the printer
[ ] Head to the Canteen. Pilots stick together, and everyone there knows how to bitch about your own personal brand of corporate misery without getting fined for it.
[ ] Head to the VIP Lounge. Technically you're not allowed in there but one of the diplomats likes you and he makes great tea.
[ ] Head to the Masjid. There aren't many people there but it's peaceful, the drones aren't legally allowed to pester you until you leave, and you like some of the regulars.
[ ] Head to the Shooting Range. Nominally you're here to practice, in truth you're here to blow off steam and some of the targets look a lot like your recruiting officer.