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Evil Shall Triumph Somehow! - Evil Minion Quest [CK2-Style Quest]

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Alectai said:
[X] Plan Blocking The Call

This is perfect. We're the chosen one but fuck dying just to fight some dudes, so we'll just slum it with our childhood friend pretending to be an evil minion because at least that gives us contractual immortality as long as it's funny.

Thus begins our slice of life romcom, "The Organization's Lackey is the Legendary Hero"

Yandere Ghost Stalker is also something I want for more comedy value, but I don't want any of the other Boons, could we just double-up on superpowers or take a Complication without a matching Boon?
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Yeah sure, you can double up on Superpowers.
 
IN THAT CASE

[X] Plan: Blocking The Call 2: Yandere Boogaloo
-[X] Superpowered Minion x2
-[X] Chosen One
-[X] Yandere Ghost Stalker

I fucking loved Hataraku Maou-sama, and this is the closest we're liable to get to this. A ridiculously OP protagonist who's so happy with this dead end job.

I can see "Childhood Friend of your superior" also being one of our superpowers, in which case we need to pick this for maximum comedy.

I will have my slice of life with an overpowered monster of a protagonist as a lackey in a sixth-rate evil organization or I will have nothing at all.

Especially since there's positively no way that being an overpowered monster will help solve our problems, which is to say 'How to get paid when the Boss spends all the money, and why won't that ghost stop stealing my underwear'
 
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[X] Chaos Mode

That, or blocking the call.

I find it quite fun, to save the world and fulfill the prophecy by conquering it for a highly inept evil faction. We live a long and happy life, die of old age, and then the organization falls apart with the loss of its last competent member. And everything turns out true!
 
[X] Plan: i could not think of a name
-[X] Xenotech Cyborg - Some kind of alien technology somehow merged with you and saved your life when you were caught in a fatal accident. You've learnt how to scan and interface with all kinds of technology...half the time. It has also made interacting with people a bit more difficult as well. +5 Learning. -2 Diplomacy. +10 to Learning actions.
-[X] Superpowered Minion - You have superpowers! Actually superpowers like the Boss and all those other heroes that are actually quite strong and usable in combat. Plus all the other more mundane ways you can use it. You're not just some regular lackey, you're an elite lackey! Promotion to Elite Lackey. Superpower will be chosen next update.

- [X] Yandere Ghost Stalker - You've somehow attracted the attention of a ghost - a ghost that has fallen in love with you and refuses to leave you alone. You see them in the corner of your eyes when you aren't distracted. They keep taking yourstuff and they often try to mess up your attempts to make new friends. They arealso powerful enough that a regularexorcist could do nothing. [Random actioneach turn gets a penalty to roll.]
-[X] Black Kingdom's Most Wanted - You've somehow pissed off the Black Kingdom, the oldest and most infamous evil group out there in the world. They would love nothing more than to have you at their mercy. Thankfully, they don't know where you are or what you actually look like. But if they were to ever find out who you are...
 
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[X] Plan: Blocking The Call 2: Yandere Boogaloo

As imagining being possibly that one Hero our boss totally would want to befriend is one thing. More if by accident, it actually fuels her evilomania...

But on the other end, sweet delicious Yandere that we'd probably want to romance/familiar to death ASAP, and have to still go rebel rebel on some Chosen One prophecy that is totally against our IC interests with being a Bro.

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Alectai said:
Yandere Ghost Stalker is also something I want for more comedy value, but I don't want any of the other Boons, could we just double-up on superpowers or take a Complication without a matching Boon
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If by some miracle, we can Double Down on the Yandere bane. I can only imagine quite a few things...

One, Gore Screaming Show, with a Ghost Yandere that will literally kill for our heart.

And two... Possible Super Yandere obsession, that will actively plot for a together forever best plot, and only her...
 
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[X] Plan: Blocking The Call 2: Yandere Boogaloo
-[X] Superpowered Minion x2
-[X] Chosen One
-[X] Yandere Ghost Stalker

Strong as fuck, constantly getting into trouble because of a yandere ghost, constantly getting into do-gooder situations because of the prophecy, and never getting horribly fucked up by any of the awfulness.

I just have the nagging feeling the ghost will 'accidently' reveal us as the chosen one, because we're fated to die destroying an evil group. Not only would she love for us to be dead so we'd be together forever, but allowing us to fulfill our destiny might actually be her idea of a favor so she might do it no matter what.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by Crazy7s1 on May 18, 2017 at 5:41 AM, finished with 30 posts and 24 votes.
  • [X] Plan: Blocking The Call 2: Yandere Boogaloo
    -[X] Superpowered Minion x2
    [X] Chosen One
    [X] Yandere Ghost Stalker
    [X] Plan Ninja/Ghost
    - [X] Ex-Ninja - You used to be a member of a secretive ninja clan. One day you decided to leave your clan and set out on your own. You still hold within you the stealth training and knowledge of the more esoteric ninja techniques. +5 Intrigue. +10 to intrigue actions.
    - [X] Yandere Ghost Stalker - You've somehow attracted the attention of a ghost - a ghost that has fallen in love with you and refuses to leave you alone. You see them in the corner of your eyes when you aren't distracted. They keep taking yourstuff and they often try to mess up your attempts to make new friends. They arealso powerful enough that a regularexorcist could do nothing. [Random actioneach turn gets a penalty to roll.]
    [X]Plan Blocking The Call
    -[X] Superpowered Minion - You have superpowers! Actually superpowers like the Boss and all those other heroes that are actually quite strong and usable in combat. Plus all the other more mundane ways you can use it. You're not just some regular lackey, you're an elite lackey! Promotion to Elite Lackey. Superpower will be chosen next update.
    -[X] Chosen One - Someone upstairs messed up big time. Apparently you're the Chosen One of the factions that fight for the forces of good. The thing is, you don't want to be the Chosen One since according to this prophecy, you'll die to defeat some other evil faction. You're certain that if it was to ever get out that you're this Chosen One, then the forces of evil will be upon you like a pack of rabid dogs. It doesn't help that something out there is trying to force you back into the side of good.
    [X] Plan Chaos Mode
    [X] Superpowered Minion
    [X] Ex-Ninja
    -[X] Black Kingdom's Most Wanted
    [X] Chosen One
    [X] Plan name
    -[X] Choices
    [X] Plan A Real Ninja
    [X] Ex-Ninja
    -[X] Reality Ensues
    [X] No Boons/Complications
    [X] Plan Fantasy vs Reality
    -[X] Superpowered Minion - You have superpowers! Actually superpowers like the Boss and all those other heroes that are actually quite strong and usable in combat. Plus all the other more mundane ways you can use it. You're not just some regular lackey, you're an elite lackey! Promotion to Elite Lackey. Superpower will be chosen next update.
    -[X] Reality Ensues - Something's wrong. Despite you being in a comedy where comedic violence happens all the time with little consequences, you find yourself hurting far more than other people. Injuries don't mysteriously vanish without reason. Getting caught in an explosion results in horrifying injuries that require the most advanced medical techniques to recover from plus months of rehabilitations. Where your fellow minions are effectively immortal, you're not. [Lose Trait: Comedic Minion Immortality]
    [X] Chaos Mode
    [X] Plan: i could not think of a name
    -[X] Xenotech Cyborg - Some kind of alien technology somehow merged with you and saved your life when you were caught in a fatal accident. You've learnt how to scan and interface with all kinds of technology...half the time. It has also made interacting with people a bit more difficult as well. +5 Learning. -2 Diplomacy. +10 to Learning actions.
    -[X] Superpowered Minion - You have superpowers! Actually superpowers like the Boss and all those other heroes that are actually quite strong and usable in combat. Plus all the other more mundane ways you can use it. You're not just some regular lackey, you're an elite lackey! Promotion to Elite Lackey. Superpower will be chosen next update.
    - [X] Yandere Ghost Stalker - You've somehow attracted the attention of a ghost - a ghost that has fallen in love with you and refuses to leave you alone. You see them in the corner of your eyes when you aren't distracted. They keep taking yourstuff and they often try to mess up your attempts to make new friends. They arealso powerful enough that a regularexorcist could do nothing. [Random actioneach turn gets a penalty to roll.]
    -[X] Black Kingdom's Most Wanted - You've somehow pissed off the Black Kingdom, the oldest and most infamous evil group out there in the world. They would love nothing more than to have you at their mercy. Thankfully, they don't know where you are or what you actually look like. But if they were to ever find out who you are...
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So we are a Super Super powered Comic Minion that can survive up to conceptual level effects via rule of Funny and oh yeah we have a ghost stalker and Aparently we're some kind of Chosen one. Teamed up with a bunch of outher people who share this ability of immortality , a Crazed Hero stalker who is our boss and childhood friend. Our bosses boss who is a shut in Nerd, and more.

Well... this will be interesting if nothing else.
 
All I can arbitrary say, is for shame we're arbitrary unable? To double stack on banes, probably. Otherwise, we could have ended up with something like an "IWBTG" Tier bane, where scrapes can be insanely fatal. :V

Or, y'know? Black Knights possibly gunning for us/our faction from the Getgo, FAIK...

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Now, how long until we can somehow try and munchkin our possible Yandere Waifu, into becoming something like some 'Stand' tier antics... While trying to pose more like a villian, instead of being confused as a standing proud Chosen One? :p

... Or worse, possibly end up being the Chosen One... Of some Goddess of Light? That might have gone really yandere/possessive on making us her perfect Hero-kun, and will actively try and severe our corruptive ties to ensure we become her ideal hero...

... Hindsight, I dunno if a plain "Chosen One", or "Chosen One" that's been rigged by some Yandere/Ilias like Fate, to BE a Hero... Even if we're tragically forced to kill our childhood friend/boss in order to 'realise' our fated heroic destiny... :p
 
[X] Plan: Blocking The Call 2: Yandere Boogaloo

This plan sounds like a lot of fun :D
 
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