WARHAMMER 40,000: A Thousand Tiny Suns (40k/Exalted Crossover!)

IA! IA! SHE IS COME! PRAISE THE FIRST TWILIGHT!
FORTY ONE TWENTY TWO
First Natural Magos, the Golden Chemist, Mistress of Gravitics, Herald of the Thousand Starred Sky, Warptamer

ESSENCE: *
XP TO ESSENCE **: 24/50

ATTRIBUTES
Strength​
Dexterity​
Stamina​
Perception​
Intelligence​
Wits​
Appearance​
Charisma​
Manipulation​
***​
*****​
*​
***​
*****​
***​
*****​
*​
*​

ABILITIES
FAVORED/CASTE?​
ABILITY​
LEVEL​
FAVORED/CASTE?​
ABILITY​
LEVEL​
NOT​
Archery​
*​
FAVORED​
Melee (Lens Lance)​
*****(*)​
FAVORED​
Athletics
**​
CASTE​
Occult​
***​
FAVORED​
Awareness (Join Battle)
***(*)​
NOT​
Performance​
-​
NOT​
Brawl​
-​
FAVORED​
Presence​
*****​
CASTE​
Bureaucracy
-​
NOT​
Resistance​
-​
NOT​
Dodge​
***​
FAVORED​
Ride (Gita)
****(*)​
CASTE​
Integrity
**​
NOT​
Stealth​
-​
NOT​
Investigation
-​
NOT​
Sail​
-​
NOT​
Larceny​
-
NOT​
Socialize​
-​
NOT​
Linguistics
*​
NOT​
Larceny​
-​
CASTE​
Lore
****​
NOT​
Survival​
-​
CASTE​
Medicine
****​
NOT​
Thrown​
-​
-​
-​
-​
NOT​
War
-​
SUPERNAL CRAFT FOCUSES
CRAFT: Chemistry
*****​
CRAFT: Armorer
***​
CRAFT: Artifacts
*****​
CRAFT: ???
-​

MERITS
ARTIFACT (*****) - THE LENS LANCE
DESCRIPTION: Forged in a heartbeat, lurking within the machine for ten thousand years, the fury and spirit of a barely tamed gravitic imploder lance - long mistaken for and used as an agrav system aboard an orbital habitat - has been once more aroused to the glory of battle. Though her functions are as of yet locked behind codewalls and mystery, she remains a terrifying weapon in the hands of a skilled warrior. Her legend will burn across the galaxy.

FAMILIAR (**) - GITTA, THE EVER LOYAL
DESCRIPTION: They say the Kriegers pour their hearts into their horses - but beyond their world, none know their mounts as anything but numbers on an Administratum file. Gitta will change that. Ia! Ia! Praise her! Praise Sainted Gitta, The Ever Loyal! Ia! Ia!

TEMPERED BY THE ELEMENTS (**) - DAUGHTER OF VATS, BORN OF WAR
DESCRIPTION: Though fading into seeming insignificance in the glorious dawn of a new age, the first Twilight to walk the galaxy since the fading of the Age of Sorrows was inured to the chaos of a modern battlefield, moving across it as swiftly as open ground.

SELECTIVE CONCEPTION (*) - SUBDERMAL IMPLANT IN THE THIGH
DESCRIPTION: ...this is actually just standard issue for Imperial Guardsmen from any world with a Magos Biologis on it.​

LANGUAGES (*)
DESCRIPTION: You can speak the ancient tongue of The Old Realm!

INTIMACIES










Defining: The Galaxy is a Body, I will Heal it (Positive)
Major: Kit (Confused Attraction), Chaos (Hatred), Gitta (Love)
Minor: Technology (fascination), Xenos (Fear)

CHARMS















IN SUMMATION: Genuis flows, unabated, through the mind of the First Twilight. She is able to hold multiple projects in mind at once, easier than any mortal, while also shifting her focuses - despite not being trained in the crafting of explosives or metallurgy, she could shift her ability to create medical chemicals into that with some effort. She is able to inspire herself to construct even mighty artifacts swifter than any mortal, so long as she crafts projects that aid and help her allies and friends. She can complete mundane and even complex tasks - building a rifle, a suit of armor, or a small vehicle - in literal seconds using nothing but the raw materials and her bare hands. Raw excellence overflows in all her favored and caste abilities, bolstering their dicepools if required.
Excellent SOLAR Ability
Cost: 1m per Die | Type: Supplemental
Keywords: None | Duration: Instant
Effect: Adds +1 dice to your dice pool, up to your normal charm limits. You have this ability for any ability that is either CASTE, FAVORED, or has a SINGLE CHARM from it.

TIRELESS WORKHROSE METHOD
Cost: - | Type: Permanent
Keyword: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: Gain +2 Major slots per Essence.

EFFICENT CRAFTSMAN TECHNIQUE
Cost: - | Type: Permanent
Keyword: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: You may buy new Major slots for 3 SXP rather than 5.

ARETE SHIFTING PRANA
Cost: 4m, 1sxp, 1wp | Type: Simple
Keywords: None | Duration: Instant
Effect: Roll Int+Craft, convert 1 dot of a Craft skill into a different but related Craft skill - nearly impossible rationales can be allowed with a sufficiently good explanation. These dots last for one minor or major project.

SUPREME CELESTIAL FOCUS
Cost: - | Type: Permanent
Keywords: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: You may expend GXP to buy Craft skills, up to a number of times equal to [Essence]. Any past that cost x2 GXP.

SUBLIME TRANSFERRENCE
Cost: 6m | Type: Simple
Keyword: Mute | Duration: Instant
Effect: By meditating for five minuets, you may arrange your crafting XP at a 2 to 1 ratio up each level: 2 silver becomes 1 gold, 2 gold becomes 1 white, and the reverse. You may use this while unconscious or asleep.

AGES ECHOING WISDOM
Cost: - | Type: Permeant
Keyword: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: At the beginning of each Story (every 20 updates), gain GXP equal to your permanent Major Project Slots. For free!

BRASS SCALES FALLING - REPURCHASED
Cost: - | Type: Permanent
Keyword: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: For each 10 rolled on a craft roll without an Excellency, gain 1 SXP up to [Essence x3].

RED ANVILS RISING
Cost: - | Type: Permanent
Keyword: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: You gain +1 SXP per each basic objective.

CHAINS FALL AWAY
Cost: - | Type: Permanent
Keywords: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: You gain 1 GXP if you complete all three basic objectives on a craft project.

CRAFTSMEN NEED NO TOOLS
Cost: 6m | Type: Simple
Keyword: Mute | Duration: One Task
Effect: You may complete a Basic or Major Project (either crafting or repairing) within seconds, using naught but your bare hands and sheer creative will.

THOUSAND-FORGE HAND
Cost: 10m, 1wp | Type: Reflexive
Keyword: None | Duration: Instant
Effect: Reduce artifact crafting time to (6-Essence) weeks for 1-4 dot artifacts, (6-Essence) months for 5+ dot artifacts.

PEERLESS PERFECTION OF CRAFT
Cost: - | Type: Permanent
Keyword: None | Duration: Permanent
Effect: At the end of each story (every 20 updates), roll a free full Intelligence+Craft+Full Excellency dice pool. Every success is 1 SXP, and every 10 is 1 GXP.

FLAWLESS HANDIWORK METHOD - REPURCHASED
Cost: 6m | Type: Supplemental
Keywords: None | Duration: Instant
Effect: Re-roll 10s until 10s fail to appear, counting each as a success. Re-roll 6s until 6s fail to appear.

SUPREME MASTERWORK FOCUS
Cost: 6m | Type: Supplemental
Keywords: None | Duration: Instant
Effect: Supplements any Craft roll for Major or Minor projects with Double 9s. Can be improved further with later Charm Purchases.

EXPERIENTIAL CONJURING OF THE VOID
Cost: 4m, 4s/g/wxp | Type: Reflexive
Keyword: Salient | Duration: Instant
Effect: Can be used after a Craft roll, and adds +1 non-charm success, +[Essence] non-Charm dice. Cannot be used on basic projects.

UNBROKEN IMAGE FOCUS
Cost: 3m+1s/g/wxp | Type: Reflexive
Keyword: Salient | Duration: Instant
Effect: After making a Craft roll, you may purchase non-charm successes up to the number of successes rolled + your [Essence]. These do not count double successes for the purposes of how many successes you can buy.

SEASONED BEAST-RIDER APPROACH
Cost: 1m, 1wp | Type: Supplemental
Keywords: None | Duration: Instant
Effect: Used when rolling join battle, Gitta (or other mounts) gains an imitative track equal to 41-22's - the mount can move and attack without taking up 41's actions.

EVOCATIONS
LINE OF OBLITERATION SHAFT
Cost: 2m, 2ini | Type: Reflexive
Keywords: Withering-Only, Perilous | Duration: Instant
Effect: Due to the peerless efficaciously of the Lens Lance at battering large masses of men in formation, any withering damage inflicted on a Battle Group increases the wielder's initiative as if they had attacked a worthy foe. This effect also reduces the Difficulty of the Unhorse and Disarm gambit by 1.​

GEAR

The Lens Lance
Accuracy: 12 | Damage: 17 | Defense: 6 | Overwhelming: 5 | Attunement: 5​
Lethal: Does lethal damage when used with a decisive attack.
Melee: Uses the melee skill
Piercing: You may reduce your Defense by 1 and spend 1 Initiative to reduce enemy Soak by 4.
Reaching: Negates any mounted combat penalties when used on foot
Mounted: Can be used on horseback without penalty.
Two Handed: Requires 2 hands to be held. Provides +2 to clash attacks.
Laspistol
Accuracy (melee, short, medium, long, extreme): 4/10/8/6/4 | Damage: 11 | Overwhelming: 1​
Lethal: Does lethal damage
Archery: Uses the archery skill
Lasgun: Does +4 damage rather than adding your strength.
Mounted: Can be used mounted.
One Handed: Requires one hand to use.
Concealable: Can be easily concealed, requiring only a Diff 1 Larceny roll.
Flak Armor
Soak: 6 | Mobility: -1 | Hardness: 0
 
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I'll roll the second.
F0lkL0re threw 10 10-faced dice. Reason: Int+Occult Total: 59
5 5 9 9 6 6 6 6 3 3 7 7 6 6 10 10 3 3 4 4
 
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Introspection Interrupted (5.8)
"It will be fine!" you said, then decided you would prove it. You stepped over to the Bonesinger and placed your hands behind your back. She was still drawing her finger along the smooth curve of her sword, her head cocked as she regarded the blade. You opened your mouth behind the resperator - but before you could ask anything, she looked up and transfixed you with an intense look.

"Your Earth, it has a moon, does it not?" she asked, her voice pointed. "Not two? One?"

"Of course!" you exclaimed. Every child across the Imperium had some variation of The Twelve Fables of Holy Terra, and you were able to bring forth this childhood learning to impress a xeno. You supposed it was in the general direction of what the schola was meant to teach, yes? "Earth's moon, Luna, is famous. Did you know across the galaxy, no other moon is as uniquely perfect."

"Is that so," Ilthandier said, her voice still holding that lilting amusement all Eldar seemed to affect at all times. She looked down at her sword and started to sharpen it again, humming quietly as her finger and her focus alike honed the blade.

"Yes it is!" you said, hotly. "Luna is placed, by the divine will of the God-Emperor himself, precisely far enough to produce the most auspicious and unlikely celestial movement - the holy Eclipse." You held up your thumb, as if to cover the sun. The books were quite clear on all this.

Ilithandier's musical laugh pealed off the wall. "You know all worlds have eclipse, yes?"

You scowled, then went to the wall. "No, like this!" You drew out your standard issue transcription device and scribbled out the diagram - shocked at how much you remembered from the book. "See! A total eclipse!"

Ilithandier cocked her head at the diagram. Then she sprang to her feet. "Truly!?"

"That wasn't in my copy of the Twelve Fab-" Amberly started, then, at your look, hastily said. "Yes, truly, it's...truly, truly. Luna is quite a moon, sacred. Holy, even."

"I have long wondered at mon'keigh pretense," Ilithandier said, looking at the diagram with an intense, almost avidoid focus. "Maybe there is something behind it."

You sat next to Ilithandier, then leaned against the wall, looking out the window out of the corner of your eye. The endless foundries continued to pass by. Quietly, you asked: "Have you seen anything like this?"

"There are dead paths of slain gods that I think harken to this," Ilithandier said, her voice soft. "Vaul, the smith."

"You referred to him about me," you said, cocking your head to get a better view out the window. Crys took a banking turn to avoid a massive pillar that looked a bit like a smokestack. Conveyors ran in and out of bricklike buildings that had to be the size of small mountains - and from them emerged cooling ingots carried on racks, which were conveyed off to more hammers and pistons. Whirring robotic arms were stabbing forth, and star-bright pinpricks of cutting and welding systems flared and flashed. Ilithandier smiled, wanly.

"Vaul, oh Vaul...born lame of leg and swift of mind, ugly and bent, he was mocked by the other gods...sickly, he was born dying. Of an immortal kind, he alone knew the fear of death, and so, he understood mortalkind best of all," she said, quietly. "He hid his face, often. In the old inscriptions, his back is to us, his head bowed, his hair long."

You fidgeted, uncomfortable with her words.

"There is a saying among the Drukari, the ones that you call Dark Eldar - when you see any difference at all - that pain reveals as much as it transforms." She turned, looking at you. "Vaul suffered, and it revealed a great genius, and a great kindness. Save, of course, when his spouse was involved." Her lips quirked up. "But that-"
"Is a tale for another time, yes, yes, I know, how many stories do you Eldar have?" you asked, angrily.

"Less than your kind," Ilithandier said. "I still haven't read every book on the Horus Heresy and I'm immortal."

"Why is every other word out of your mouth an insult?" you asked.

"To a wound, every caress is an agony," Ilithandier said.

"I'm not a wound!" you said, flaring angrily.

"And yet, you wear a mask, still," she said.

"She doesn't always," Kit said, cutting into the conversation with a casual interjection - something that made you freeze bodily. He turned in his chair and grinned warmly at you. "And it's not a mask, the way you and I think of masks. 41-22 doesn't hide her face from shame. Her mask is part of being Kreig - it's how she...expresses herself."

"Is that so," Ilithandier said, her eyes suddenly sparkling, brightening far more than it seemed possible considering the dim lights of the cabin and the shadowy realm you were flying through. Her teeth flashed just as brightly. "And in what situation, oh perfect moon, did you get to see her face?"

"That is a story for another day," Kit said, smiling slightly.

"For another day! Ever! never! Never! That is, a never day!" you said. "So, uh...do you think...this...automachinery out here is clearly producing ingots that, oh, look, we're just now flying over the next output array, and see...are..." You turned, cheeks burning and the rest of the room forgotten as you mashed your rebreather against the window, the panes of your eyeholes clacking against glass. "Emperor above, are those self sealing stembolts? Mass produced and, oh! There's flying machine spirits taking them off - this organ is actually providing material for the rest of the body...we're in a production facility! it's doing something."

"Of course it's doing something," Crys said, sounding offended.

"Something we can understand though," you said, taking out your tool and scribbling on the wall. You craned your head, grumbling, trying to see more clearly. With a little sigh, Ilithandier stood and then peered down with you.

"The converyors connect like so," she said, plucking your transcription device from your fingers - her fingers shockingly warm and hot to the touch, as if she burned with fever. She scribbled a few junctions you had been trying to make out. She handed the transcription device back, then smiled at you. "Does it illuminate the issue more for you?"

"Y-Yes..." You said. "There's inefficiencies down there."

"How can there be inefficiencies!?" Amberly exploded. "This is the Omnisiah, a manifestation of the Emperor himself."

Crys bit her lip. "Don't..." She turned back. "Don't tell anyone back home. We don't like to talk about it. But the Blight Zones? The Gremlins? They're...spreading. Growing. The orthodoxy is that they're products of voidbringer cults - that order and stability can be maintained and expanded against them, that we can fight back. But...I've seen some projections. Doc did them for the team, in a private meeting. The Great Maker is dying."

"Yes, the Emperor has been wounded, and he needs his sacrifice, but..." Amberly hesitated. "There's a difference between...there...the parts that work should work! The astronomicon doesn't blink or fail. It works! Because the Emperor is eternal."

"Eternal wounds for an eternal faith," Ilithandier said, her voice soft.

You started to pace through the room. "Well, obviously, we just have to fix him," she said.

Everyone looked at you.

You blinked behind your mask.

"...fix him?" Crys asked. "Fix the Great Maker?"

"Fix the Emperor himself?" Amberly asked, sounding just as offended.

"Well, I can't fix the Emperor," you said, thinking as you did so, the thoughts flowing through your brain. The realization ticked over in a single lurch, an obvious conclusion springing on you right out of the blue. It was so staggering that you stood there silently, working backwards. Your mind spooled backwards. Autocthon was dying. He was born dying, with a sickness in him - expressing itself in the tiniest little inefficiencies here, then building outwards. Fixing him was possible, you could just barely begin to see where to go. Because you were an Exalted. And then your mind came back to that thing you had refused to think about, all the way back on Cathexias II.

A chaos worshiping sorcerer had said...He was dead.

"41-22?" Kit asked, quietly.

"I..." you were silent for a while. "Crys. Uh. You said Alchemical Exalted, uh...I...how did they...happen?"

"Well, the Great Maker provided the schematics to them in sacred visions and dreams to the first Soldaties - he had designed them," Crys said.

"And you said, uh, you're Jade caste, what are the other castes?" you asked.

"Orichalicum, Moonsilver, Starmetal, Soulsteel, Jade and Adamant," Crys said. "Why?"

The glittering brightness of gold. In your mind your could see it flowing before you.

"Solar, Lunar..." you said, trembling. "Sidereal oh my you're a prototype." You started to pace around and around.

"You said you weren't the Emperor, but you were of him," Amberly said. "When you spoke to the heretic. That means the Emperor's still alive, he's just blessing us." She spoke with a kind of confidence that made you realize that you hadn't thought about this because it still felt like standing on the precipice again. Again, again, again. You'd come back here again a third time, if you pushed away. And back again. And again. Until you actually reckoned with it.

"...I think he was right," you whispered. "Thark-Thakunen."

Amberly's eyes narrowed to slits. "What?" she asked.

"Who?" Crys asked.

"I think the Emperor is dead," you whispered. "I can't fix him."

Crys was silent for a long moment. Amberly, though, simply shook her head. "Incorrect," she said. "I think you're letting your own concerns and worries run yourself ragged and allowing doubt to infiltrate your mind. Simply bulwark yourself against such things and reject it."

"Also-"

Whatever Kit was going to say smeared as your entire body locked into warm ice. Colors bled from the room and a smearing of patterns started to draw itself across your eyes. The sensation was hideously familiar. You strained and trembled - clenching your teeth and glowering at the image...of Asdrubael Vect as he flowed into your perceptions again. It felt like every neuron in your brain was on fire at once - and then there was a CLICK and you found yourself able to move. The rest of the cabin seemed perfectly still, caught in the transitory moment, and you and Vect were the only beings with color. You crossed your arms over your chest and glared daggers at him.

"How are you doing that!?" you snapped. You felt like the connection wasn't just easier and faster, it was...more...

Intuitive.

That was unsettling. Previously, you had needed to scream in your mind. Now, you felt as if you were present in the same room as he.

"It's a little tiny bit beyond a mayfly mon'keigh," Vect said, sneering at you. "But one thing I did not expect to be beyond you was to be so slow. How-"

"Direct neural stimulation of a quantum entangled pattern that matches some part of my brain's internal architecture, using direct interfacing," you said, throwing out the theory you had been batting around.

Vect frowned at you. "You know, no one is impressed when a canine can play regicide, yes?"

You stepped closer, glowering at him. "And we're not slow! We're on the way. WArp travel takes time-"

"And yet, my Hamunclai say that you are within the webway. I assumed you'd be at my door any second after that, and yet, here you are!" He looked around himself. "Have you gotten lost? Do I need to send a guide?" He sneered. "Or maybe I should destroy a planet or two to hurry you up?"

"We're getting there!" you said, snarling at him.

Vect narrowed his eyes - bloodless lips pursing. Then he started to smirk. "I'm curious where precisely in the webway you are, right now. It's confusing my poor Homunculi...maybe you could tell me that, rather than risk that I might destroy...say..." He sneered. "Scintilla? Necromunda? Oh, maybe poor dear Ilthar-Kalak."

You bristled at him.

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What to offer Vect to buy time.

[ ] Tell him precisely where you are and let him chew on the fact his webway connects to the terrifyingly vast and dangerous Realm of Brass and Shadows. It'd be funny to see how many Eldar get themselves mangled here.
[ ] Start speculating on the communication system to annoy him
[ ] Refuse to communicate at all and try and get Kit or Amberly to break the connection, like they did last time
[ ] Try and get Ilithandier's help. She was an Eldar. She might be able to stick her Eldar nose in?
[ ] Write In


Health: Fine
Anima: Dim
Willpower: 5/5
Personal Motes: 13/13 | Peripheral Motes: 28/28 (Committed Motes: 5)
Limit: 1/10 (Trigger: Being stymied by indulges around her)
XP: 0 | Solar XP: 2
Major Projects: 0/5
SXP: 21 | GXP: 36 | WXP: 11
 
[X] Well how the hell are you supposed to know, you've barely been in the webway for a few hours! Humans haven't mapped this yet, and you're probably not doing it the way Eldar do either.
 
[X] Try and get Ilithandier's help. She was an Eldar. She might be able to stick her Eldar nose in?

fight fire with fire baby
 
"I still haven't read every book on the Horus Heresy and I'm immortal."

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rH8JNry1iAw
"Solar, Lunar..." you said, trembling. "Sidereal oh my you're a prototype." You started to pace around and around.
Orchialcum-> Solar
Moonsilver-> Lunar*
Starmetal-> Sidereal and arguably Getimian
Jade-> Deebs (who haven't shown up at all yet, there might be some running around the Octet and tunnel clans)

However it's when you get into Soulsteel and Adamant that there are questions- what was the Great Maker prototyping with Soulsteel?

*Lunars are weird. The story of Luna is that the Dragon Beyond the World shoved all his nightmares into a cage, and what emerged was Luna. You may note that Oramis is also responsible for the Getimians, if such things exist

[X] You know where you are, you just don't know where Vaul's internal organs are in relation to the rest of the webway.
 
[X] Tell him precisely where you are and let him chew on the fact his webway connects to the terrifyingly vast and dangerous Realm of Brass and Shadows. It'd be funny to see how many Eldar get themselves mangled here.

We should absolutely reconfigure the Realm of Brass & Shadow into an Eldar blender out of spite.
 
[X] Try and get Ilithandier's help. She was an Eldar. She might be able to stick her Eldar nose in?

Of all of these dangerous choices (we're seeing the consequences of not running to Vect immediately I guess), this one is the most mystery-boxy.
 
VOTE
[X] Start speculating on the communication system to annoy him

[X] Try and get Ilithandier's help. She was an Eldar. She might be able to stick her Eldar nose in?


Any of the votes has to be a better option than informing the head of the Dark Eldar about the Realm of Brass and Shadows, where Gremlin Disease exists as an infectious disease that can jump species
Thats just asking for Bad Things
 
Is auto dying or just big E? Since Primordials can't really die, that's how you get the abyssals and all, but I suppose considering the time maybe it could happen
 
Is auto dying or just big E? Since Primordials can't really die, that's how you get the abyssals and all, but I suppose considering the time maybe it could happen
One of the things 41-22 has said is that the Primordials are dying and Autocthon is a Primordial. And yeah, Big E is probably dead (because he absorbed every exalted, so our circle existing is a pretty obvious sign).
 
Adhoc vote count started by DragonCobolt on Dec 29, 2024 at 12:03 AM, finished with 11 posts and 9 votes.

  • [X] Start speculating on the communication system to annoy him
    [X] Try and get Ilithandier's help. She was an Eldar. She might be able to stick her Eldar nose in?
    [X] Well how the hell are you supposed to know, you've barely been in the webway for a few hours! Humans haven't mapped this yet, and you're probably not doing it the way Eldar do either.
    [X] You know where you are, you just don't know where Vaul's internal organs are in relation to the rest of the webway.
    [X] Tell him precisely where you are and let him chew on the fact his webway connects to the terrifyingly vast and dangerous Realm of Brass and Shadows. It'd be funny to see how many Eldar get themselves mangled here.


Merry Christmas and, more importantly, happy birthday...TO ME!? (My birthday was actually two days ago - my mom went into labor on the 24th, 1989, and had me on the 26th, 1989, then I spent weeks in premature incubators with an alert going off if my heart ever stopped. In short, I ruined Christmas AND the new year!)

Still, I deserve a present!

Does this mean that I am going to contrive a completely unnecessary sex scene into this chapter come HELL or HIGH WATER, purely as a present TO MYSELF!?

Yes!

Roll Int+Occult, diff 7, but with +3 stunt! (+2 dice, +2 successes) and see if you can determine how the system works
 
Roll roll roll your dice~

Edit: 6 successes I think
F0lkL0re threw 10 10-faced dice. Reason: Int+Occult Total: 61
4 4 10 10 4 4 2 2 9 9 6 6 10 10 2 2 5 5 9 9
 
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YOU DID *WHAT*, VECT!? (5.9) New
You scowled at Vect from behind your gas mask. "So, like, how are you even doing this? It's not psychic, our psychics couldn't detect it. And I don't think that you Dark Eldar have psychics, right? Something to do with the damage to your souls? Is that right? Am I right?" you asked, starting to pace. Asdrubael Vect shook his head and sighed.

"I-" He started, his voice icy.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!" you said, lifting your palm up and the dark lord of Comorragahg looked a bit like if someone had splashed a felinid in the face with a cup of water. He was going to be angry, but his features were still caught in the shocked expression, the disbelief anyone would ever tell him to wait, stop, or hold his tongue - and in that momentary lapse, you barreled forward, your brain running through every option. "It can't be through any kind of direct signaling, it can't be through the webway, you used it when I wasn't in the webway. It has to be something directly interacting with my neurons - because I felt it, and heard it, and your homunculi said...said..."

You tapped your temples.

"You da-"

"Transmission system! There's a tool, a device, and it leads to direct neuronal interference, possibly using...the only thing that could possibly subvert the restrictions on luminal transmission of information and the issues of the relative frames as laid out by the natural magos Newtonien...is..." your eyes widened behind your resptirator. "You're inducing mirror neurons using the quantum entanglement principles, tied into my exaltation!"

Vect looked to his left, then back to you. "How?" he rasped. "How could you possibly know th-"

"Well, it's obviously the only way you could possibly create this kind of communication, because merely using essence channels would never work because instant communication is fundamentally impossible without the influence of She Who Lives In Her Name, the Titan of the Endless Desert, that is, the Primoridal who created the concept of spaces and distance, and wait, wait, wait!" You held up your finger. "But you can't just make a neuronal connection without a mirror'd bridge! But you can't possibly have a mirrored bridge of my brain, that'd require a perfect duplicate of my head! So, the only possible way wo-"

The way to do it exploded into your brain. ALl at once. You knew how to do it. And it made you sick. And it was also impossible.

But every other method of doing it was impossible. They'd all work differently - different boundary effects. Maybe he was using an elemental? no, then the elemental would arrive, you'd talk to it, it wouldn't just be Vect standing here. Maybe...a portal, a teleportation, a warp effect? No, no, that'd read as psychic. The Dark Eldar could use psychoreactive devices, but then Aurora would have recognized it. And there'd be the secondary bleed effects. He couldn't have been using Elsewhere for communication, the webway interplexing would have led to a...no there-

"...and now, you insult me, you interrupt me? You pathetic worm, I should exterminate a planet just for the insult," Vect's rasping, snarling voice broke into your head.

"You..." you whispered, slowly. "How the...how...how the fuck did you clone the Emperor of Mankind and why are you using him as vox unit!?"

Again, the shocked felinid look.

Then, suddenly, a bink and the connection popped away. You wobbled slightly, and Kit, immediately standing up and turning to face you, put his hand on your shoulder. "41? Are you okay?"

"Vect called me again," you said, a bit dazedly. "I need a moment."

Kit looked concerned as you turned, walked towards the back of the airship, found the bathroom. You closed the door, then took off your mask.

Kit and Amberly in the main room exchanged a nervous glance.

"Stupid frakking piece of Emperor be damned xenofilth cowardly backstabbing blackguard Yozi take his essence addled drug peddling extortionist knife eared arrogant gangster maniac!" CLANG! WHUMP! WHUMP! "Rip your frakking head off and shoot bolt shells down it until your-" THUMP THUMP THUMP.

A moment later, you emerged from the bathroom, remasked, breathing steadily.

"We have a mild problem," you said, feeling a bit calmer.

***
The airship had found a place to berth for a rest cycle - something that made you actually look askance at Crys, who smiled at you with amusement. "Uh, we Alchemicals still need to sleep," she said. "We can also eat, if we want too."

"Huh," you said, while Kit looked out the window of the airship.

"Are we going to be safe here?" he asked. The place you had berthed was not exactly what you'd have picked: A huge crane, suspended above a vast, trackless warehouse that was full of countless stacked crates, arranged in rows and mountains that formed a chaotic, yet perfectly gridlike pattern beneath you. The crane was still and sleeping, but it clearly was designed to move. Crys patted the side of the wall, nodding as she did so.

"Chambers like these rarely move - and a klaxon will wake us if there's going to be movement. Then, we determine if the crane is going to swing us into a train - and if it is, then we stick with. Train-veins that run from this chamber go along the routes we mean to go along, and I want to take advantage of it, if we can."

You sighed. "So, uh...we all...take watches?"

"Don't worry, I'll take first watch!" Crys said. "You three get your sleep. Uh, you kinda need it after that...bad...news you got." She frowned. "Still not entirely sure i understand it."

"Evil aliens, according to this half-mad Kreiger we have running around," Amberly said. "I say it's..." She hesitated for a moment, then took her cap off. "I...hope to the Emperor it's not true. But if they've cloned our god...what does that even mean? I..." she hesitated. "It's possible to clone men. And the Emperor is a god, but he was a god born of humanity. The best of us. We're all meant to try and attain his glory, in our own way. The Creed teaches this - godhood and humanity are one in the same. So...if you can clone a man...can you clone a god?" She looked uncertain.

You tapped your foot against the ground. "Maybe. But..." You sighed. "I can't think of another way for the communication to get through to me." You hesitated. "I could diagram more possibilities-"

Kit and Amberly, as one, looked at the wall you had covered with diagrams over the last six hours.

Kit swung his arm around you, lifted you over his shoulder, and carried him to the bedroom.

"Unhand me!" You squeaked, wriggling.

The door closed and Amberly and Crys exchanged a look.

"How good is your soundproofing?" Amberly muttered.

"Oh extremely good," Crys said, cheerfully.

***
Kit and 41 discuss their feelings - and Kit tries to get 41-22 to stop burning the candle at both ends. Then they fuuuuuuuuuuck
You kicked your legs as Kit tossed you one handed onto the bed. The bedroom was pretty spacious for a Kreig's bedroom - yet another thing that made Autocthonia feel rather comfortable - but it still took every bit of Kit's exceptional aim and control of his body to land you on the bed without banging your head against the walls or ceiling. You squeaked as you landed and the bed bounced you up and down for a moment - it was a kind of intelligently crafted hammock, able to stiffen when needed and swing when required.

You sprawled there, glaring at Kit.

"We can't just...not think about this!" you whispered. "I know what you're trying to do, my husband. BUt...we have to deal with this."

Kit nodded. "We do," he said, his voice gentle. He knelt down, looking into your eyeholes with his warm, purple gaze. Common, on his world. He cupped your mask with his hand. "But it will take us time to get anywhere. Time's...the thing that we Guardsmen pay and are paid in. We are carried away from our home and given centuries to see the galaxy turn - and we're given decades of sitting and waiting for ships. For trenches. For wars, for sieges, for processing."

He leaned in, his brow to your brow, his lips touching your resperator - and making your whole skin tingle.

"Let me spend some on you, right here, right now," his low, rumbling voice buzzed through your ears. "You fraying yourself to death won't save the Emperor, nor the Imperium. It will just hurt you."

"Prayer cleanses the soul, but pain cleanses the body," you said, automatically.

Kit gave you a look. Really now? Quoting scripture in bed.

You looked aside.

"You haven't..." He paused. "You've been staying away from me. Not...openly, but subtly, ever since we got off the Space Marine's ship. I have to drag you from the lab, even back there." He sighed, softly. "I know you get focused. I know that you have so much work to do. But I'm you're Lunar mate and I am letting you worry yourself ragged, and that seems to be quite the dereliction of duty." His lips quirked in that strange, strange way of his - he never smiled with his hand or shoulders, not how he was supposed too. The worst thing was you were beginning to feel the same glowing pleasure you'd have felt if 1-1 had given you a little knuckle-nod, just from that little quirk of his lips. "Afterall, it is Duty. Honor. Obedience. I owe you all three."

"Quoting scripture to excuse lassitude! Wicked heresy," you said, muffled.

"The most wicked." His fingers teased at the buttons of your tunic. Pop pop pop they came open. Your skin tingled and buzzed and you shivered.

"...I haven't been trying to avoid you," you whispered.

"I know," he said. Again, that handless smile.

Your tunic fell open, and then his hands swept away your bra, so quickly that you barely registered it going missing. The feeling of the cool air of the cabin brushing along your nipples made you want to arch your spine. Tingling heat pooled between your thighs. Kit was just so...effortless at making your body do everything you had been taught to repress. Your nipples ached and you looked aside. "K-Kit..." you whispered.

"41," he said, leaning forward. His lips kissed not your breast but your chest, nibbling along your collerbone. Even there, you mewled and squirmed under him. Your arms lifted, pressing against the metal panels of the cabin.

"...y-you know..." you whispered.

"I like hearing you say it, though," he said, his grin quite feline. His eyes glittered with pure malice - a malice that would love you until the stars burned out. You bit your lip, so hard it almost bled. It felt wrong, every time you said it, every single time. Which is why it got you so wet. It was pure sin, pure kink. And you did it every time, and he encouraged it. You were glad that Amberly, at the very least, was not your official commissar.

And not here, too. Good Emperor that would be-

You shook your head, and Kit decided to tease you more. His tongue rasped along your nipple - and he shifted himself just enough to give his tongue the texture he had in his tygre form. The sensation was so intense you gasped and bucked against him, fingers scrabbling for purchase against smooth steel. "T-Take it off!" you gasped.

"Take what off?"

"Y-You bastard!" you gasped. "R-Rip my mask off and frak me already!"

Kit's grin was feral. His hand grabbed onto the respirator, a firm, full grip that made the whole mask tug against you. You closed your eyes and clenched your jaw, your hands, your muscles tightening as he pulled, the straps dragging through your bright red hair, tangling and pulling it. A knot caught and the sting of it only added to the sharp shock of his breath on your face, his scent, his intoxicating maleness filling your nose. His hand cupped your bare cheek and he leaned forward, pressing his mouth to your mouth, tongue to your tongue and you had to grab him, hold him, slide your hands along his body. The pure wicked decadence of his skin and his rough linens sent throbbing heat up your arms, to your chest, thumping your heart faster and faster. When he drew back, there was a tiny spot of blood on his lower lip.

"You bit me," he said.

"Sorry," you whispered.

He bit you. His teeth fastened to your neck and your mouth opened as his palm shoved at your pants, revealing the Aquilla birthmark that fanned above your cunt. His palm cradled your sex and, without even yanking your pants all the way down, his two thick fingers spread your folds and crooked inside of you just...so. He rubbed a spot deep inside you that he always found, that he always knew. Your head threw back and you gasped out in pleasure, quivering and crying out - voice echoing off the walls of the chamber, ringing loudly, clearly. Announcing to the whole of Autocthon just how much you liked being fingerfrakked.

"Oh God Emperor! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm so close, I'm so f...fhu...fahh!" You arched your spine as his fingers worked in you faster and faster, as his tongue sucked on your nipple greedily. Your pleasure crested, peaked, hit the next peak, and then...then he was pulling his hand away. You laid on your back, gasping, your hair touseled around your head, arm lifted above your brow, and you watched as Kit, quite casually, licked his fingers, his palm, a bit of his wrist.

"You squirt a lot," he said, his voice an amused, pleased purr. "Or, more accurately..." He grinned down at you, lowering his palm to your breast, squeezing. "I make you squirt a lot."

"A-Arrogant Cadian..." you whispered, grabbing his hand. You kissed his wrist, squirming around on the bed, kicking your leggings off. Kit wriggled around as well, and found himself upon his back. You kissed his chest, licking the scars, feeling the smoothness of his body, the heat of him. your hand reached down, feeling his heat, his bulge. His cock. The need to have him inside you was overpowering. You shoved, wriggling and snarling, trying to get his zipper and belt off with just one hand - the other was busy stroking him, feeling every part of his body you could. Kit bucked his hips, kicked once, and then grabbed onto your hips, holding you in place as you felt his cock slotting along your buttocks. You kissed his neck, snarling. "T-Think you can do anything you want in the galaxy."

"Heh, ever hear that joke about the Cadian invasion?" his voice was amused.

"Mm?" you lifted your head.

"There's the ones everyone talks about - Sabbat, Koronus, the various Black Crusades," he said. "Then there's the galaxy spanning conquest of the bedroom."

You jerked back so hard your head almost slammed into the roof. "What!?"

He grinned. "Cadic is the most wide spread Imperial ethnicity in the galaxy for a reason."

"Because you get sent everywhere, you slit trench!" You punched his chest. But playfully.

"Mm, no, fairly sure..." His hands took hold of your hips. He lifted you and shifted and the feeling of his girth, his heat, his perfect dick grinding against your cuntlips forced you to bite your lip lest you scream. "...it's because of our remarkable performance on every battlefield."

"F-Frak off!" you laughed, despite yourself.

"Mm, more thinking..."

He dragged you down.

Your screams echoed off the wall - screams of pure bliss.

And, fortunately, loud enough to ruin Kit's pathetic attempt at wordplay.

***
"...not...good enough," Crys whispered, blinking at the wall as Amberly, her face red, glowered and paced in circles, her hands on her hips.

***
The airship, sans train, carried on through the vast tracks where a train was meant to go. Cautiously, Crys kept the airship flying higher than the train was wont to go, and kept near the air vents that spanned every few hundred feet. You still felt an anxious tension, and noticed that Crys was being quite attentive, looking ahead with a frown.

Well, at least she-

"So, what is a Cadic, anyway?" Crys asked.

"Uh...huh?" you asked.

"Just, you kept telling Kit to frak your trench with his thick Ca-"

"Cadia is a planet that, er, it was a planet, that is, I, the...you...privacy!" you exclaimed. "Privacy, there is...shut up!"

Crys guffawed - then, immediately, became all serious. "Hold up. See that?"

She jerked her chin. You, face burning brilliantly, stepped up and leaned against the cockpit window.

And you did see it. There was a catwalk that lined the ceiling, allowing people to walk across the immense, five, six kilometer wide mega-train tunnel that served as this train-vein through the Omnisiah. And upon that catwalk...was a small army. You counted at least a hundred people, with heavy crossbows and emplaced essence cannons, as well as nets and other launchers. They wore ragged, underhive garb, and you recognized them immediately.

"Gangers," you said.

"Tunnel folk," Crys said, then turned. "I don't recognize their faction colors - they might be friendly, just making sure we're not hostile by carrying a big stick. They might be bandits." She sighed. "They might be friendly, but got raided by Estasia recently and think any Octet intrusion into their territory is a slave raid."

"Hmm," Kit said.

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[ ] Approach and then try to communicate
[ ] Try and find a way around
[ ] Frak this, full speed ahead, dare them to attack as you fly past
[ ] Write In


Health: Fine
Anima: Dim
Willpower: 5/5
Personal Motes: 13/13 | Peripheral Motes: 28/28 (Committed Motes: 5)
Limit: 1/10 (Trigger: Being stymied by indulges around her)
XP: 0 | Solar XP: 2
Major Projects: 0/5
SXP: 21 | GXP: 36 | WXP: 11
 
"You..." you whispered, slowly. "How the...how...how the fuck did you clone the Emperor of Mankind and why are you using him as vox unit!?"
Because 41-22 wasn't answering her phone!

[X] Approach and then try to communicate

We have four Chosen- a Champion, a Vizier, a Lawgiver, and… whatever the fancy name for one of the fluffy silver ones is.

It is much easier to go from talking to fighting than vice-versa.
there is also a slim possibility that one of them is a Dragonblooded, so we can keep collecting Exalts like Pokemon cards
 
[X] Approach and then try to communicate
-[X] bring gita! No one who is anything other then a fraking heretic would dare to shoot at or even near a krieg horse. And Gita could use the attention besides.
 
[X] Approach and then try to communicate
-[X] bring gita! No one who is anything other then a fraking heretic would dare to shoot at or even near a krieg horse. And Gita could use the attention besides.

Can't believe we ruined Vect's moment so much that he hung up to avoid proving we were better than him at anything.
 
[X] Approach and then try to communicate
-[X] bring gita! No one who is anything other then a fraking heretic would dare to shoot at or even near a krieg horse. And Gita could use the attention besides.

So you are saying vect has emperor dna at his place?
Oh boy.
Forget primaris space marines. Once we are done with them, they will exalted space marines!!!!!
(
not actually exalted, just an idea for a name).

Upgrades people! UPGRADES!!!
 
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