Edit2:
Actually, the Ethiopian Solomonid claims to be of Solomon's descent (and thus, indirectly claims to be Jewish-descended) right?
COOKING something horrendous👨🍳
[] Plan: Pax Franco-Britannica (Real!)
-[][SOM] Declare it a Franco-British protectorate
-[][ETH] Indefinite protectorate status
-[][PAL] In exchange for the "gift" of FBU protectorate over Ethiopia, crown Haile Selassie I as King of the Jews
-[][COL] Why pick? Didn't we just establish an agency to help with that? Resettle them all over the empire: Algeria, Kenya, Quebec, etc. Wherever there's space for racist Europeans, they'll find a home there, even at the expense of the locals.
-[] Colonial Sales: Transfer Mauretania, Southern Algeria, Northern Mali, & Northern Chad to the US for major reduction in our debts. If they refuse, rent their joint administration to the private sector of the FBU & its dominions.
-[] Overseas African Territories: Transfer most of FBU West Africa, French Africa, to the FBU Home Office as overseas territories.
-[] FBU East Africa: Federalize FBU Somalia, Eritrea, Somaliland, Ethiopia, the former French Djibouti, the Mandate of Tanganyika, as well as Anglo-Egyptian Sudan into an FBU East African Protectorate.
-[] FBU Central Africa: Federalize British Congo, East Africa, Pemba, Zanzibar, & Mafia, French Congo, Gabon, Ubangi-Shari, & Southern Chad, as well as the Mandates of Ruanda-Urundi & Cameroon into an FBU Central African Protectorate.
-[] FBU Southern Africa: Integrate British Northern Rhodesia, Southern Rhodesia, & Nyasaland to our South African dominion - for rationalizing and also to weaken Afrikaner influence.
-[] FBU West Asia: Federalize all FBU Levantine mandates into an FBU Levantine Protectorate. Also federalize our Southern & Eastern Arabian holdings into an FBU Arab Protectorate.
-[] FBU South Asia: Transfer French India, Sri Lanka, & the Maldives to our Indian dominion.
-[] FBU European Territories: Restore the Kingdom of Greece in Crete & Cyprus as a state that is in debt to FBU for occupation & "rebuilding".
-[] Colonial Administration: While more intensive administration is enacted in colonies reorganized under the Home Office, implement our current delegated-style of colonial administrative status quo - with adjustments to the new federalization context & employment of resettled collaboratorsrefugees - to the remaining colonies.