Supermerica: A riot quest

Pacific Zone

Hit a bank with a Golden Tear
It lands and the rest of the bank disappears, leaving only the front door, a League Of Capitalistic Gain grunt is forced to check it out by the higher ranking members and opens the door, revealing that there was an ornate hallway inside, they walked further in, but saw a couple fancy safes, they were ordered from afar to pick them up
They followed the orders but were beheaded by a monstrous looking security guard

The rest of the League backed away slowly from the entrance, The Living Factory picking up Raccoon-Trash-Man just incase it starts running out the gate, luckily it did not

The Vicious Vault
- A fancy looking other dimension containing all kinds of shiny treasures, the entrance is a set of double doors where a bank used to be
- Also contains a bunch of monstrous security guards that rip intruders limb from limb
- The further into the vault the better the contents, the better the contents the more horrific the security

The Vicious Security
- Monstrous looking security guards with pointy teeth, green skin, and glowing red eyes
- Spawned in the VIscous Vault, the deeper the spawn the stronger they are
- The baseline ones are really tough

Mountain Zone

Hit Jebediah with a Golden Tear, transforming him into a angelic vampire.
It hits and a Halo of blood forms above his head, his fangs get longer, and he spawns a spear of blood from the corpse of a bandit he took down, Tricky and Sparkle~Horn clapped in celebration of his neat new skill, then Tricky realized
"Wait, I'm the weakest in the group now, fuck!" He gets a pitying pat on the head from his unicorn-themed bodyguard

Jebediah
- Has powers similar to Power from Chainsaw Man, can create weapons from blood and drink blood to heal, differences are he can only make weapons from the blood others, he has a blood halo, and he doesn't get stronger from fear

Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Sanford and Deimos get into a fight with 86 people to blow up a big computer.
"Behold this holy contraption we have powered through our hard work and a generator" The computer monk then saw Deimos smash the computer cause he just lost at Dwarf Fortress again, after sneaking into the temple to play it
"EXCOMMUNICATE THOSE FUCKERS STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE!"
The 86 monks charged at Deimos preparing to kill him, Deimos tore the first 10 apart, Sanford burst in through the roof and crushed a bunch of the dudes with the debris "Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?"
"I smashed the Dwarf Fortress box"
Sanford facepalmed
A couple minutes later they walked out the door of the temple (Which was an Arby's) covered in gore and shreds of holy robes
Sanford pulled out some potato chips and had a post homicide snack "We really need to find a new ho- *Crunch* -bby"

Central Zone

Yellowstone Dragon lifts Garor Tron Blue to Space so they play asteroid ball with them and Azure Light. They have a lot of fun. Which is unfortunate for the Comrades of the Hammer
Oh Deus Vermini! It's beyond heavily diluted!
YOU FOOLS

"I will help the poor/pitiful Gator-Tron, I'll bring them up here to play/befriend" Azure Light was about to disagree with the idea but the Yellowstone Dragon was far too fast, they swooped down, and grabbed Gator-Tron
But after a couple seconds the dragon couldn't feel Blue wriggling in its claw, only something sliding between its fingers
It bent over to observe and saw that the creature was smelted down to molten metal by simply being near the dragon, it had forgotten its thrusters could incinerate a couple hundred miles in seconds, it was not made to safely handle small things without melting them

Gator-Tron Blue
X - Can fuse with the other two Gators to form GATOR-TRON, which is a large alligator robot with great size, strength, and the ability to fire lasers out of its mouth
- Deceased

Old Man Jenkins works on the APC empowering a mechanical monster of the old world with the reality bending tech of the new. This fusion creates a combat vehicle of terrifying power, gleaming with fearsome neon and powered by only the most funky of tracks.
Diluted a bit by the limits of his ability
Jenkins sat in the centre of his community with a tarp over the vehicle, he pulled the covering off yelling "BEHOLD!" revealing a APC mixed with a musical organ
"What's that?" Said a small child in the back of the crowd putting their hand up

"It's an organ car" Replied Jenkins
A big dude in the front of the crowd put their hand up and said "But it's not made of mea-"
"Not that kind, it's an instrument with the same name as an organ
Another person put their hand up and Jenkins said "Don't ask if the question is another stupid one" The hand lowered

"Anyway, this car has effectively infinite power if you play it right, it can probably flatten about 30 Marrowolves at once, and I added the ability for it to cause shockwaves through sound, so this thing is pretty awesome"
The kid in the back held up their hand again "Can we test drive it right now?"
Jenkins pondered that

Minutes later Jenkins, the kid, and the other folks who were asking questions were in the Pipes-Mobile playing the keys together, knocking Marrowolves to the ground with sound shockwaves before running them over
"OH WE ARE JOLLY GOOD FELLOWS OH WE ARE JOLLY GOOD FELLOWS!"
The kid finished off the chorus "And we're running wolves over!"

The Pipes-Mobile
- Fusion of a musical organ and a APC made by Old Man Jenkins
- Powered by how good you play on the keys inside
- Pretty fast and durable
- Can cause sound shockwaves too

Hit a Cross Fox with a Golden Tear near the Cub Scouts, Granting it things such as extra tails, increased size, abilities involving trickery, the thought that its a crusader and great maternal instincts. Basically they decide their now the Scout's mother and acts like a trickster crusader playing harmless pranks and teaching, but far more dangerous to outside threats. The children shall be protected!
It hits!
She stands in front of the cub scouts in her armour and proclaims "I'm your mother now"
"What?"
She picked up the scouts "I'm your mother now!"
A scout looked over to Counselor Ursa and yelled "HELP WE DON'T KNOW THIS LADY!"

Ursa fell over, asleep from all the honey he ate

Mighnelo
- Humanoid fox woman in crusader armour, with 3 tails
- Fast and athletic, skilled in medieval combat and sneak attacking
- Has the ability to summon some medieval weaponry and also illusions of medieval weaponry, she could fire a couple arrows at you and half of them are fake, or they all are and while you dodged she just set up a catapult
- Is part of the Cub Scouts as their self proclaimed mother, has no authority in the group but she is useful so they keep her

Have the Rowdy Brothers expand the farm, while Feldari enhances their defenses.
Billy, Cletus, and Jeremiah looked on their work, large fields that would yield enough produce to make them very influential among the various settlements, quickly Feldari flew overhead and placed the security hexes across the area, rodents dying from heart attacks at the edge, to become Feldari's extra lunch in the future
He celebrated with a little snazzy landing near the brothers, for extra flourish, he bowed as his master and his master's siblings clapped at the Count's display of magical expertise and flight skills

Rowdy-House
X - An old grey barnhouse surrounded by old farmland
- An old grey barnhouse surrounded by a large amount of farmland

Eastern Zone

Group of female scientists dressed as Victorian ladies establish a community in UTC-5, and set themselves up as an aristocratic scientist caste to run their new society.
In the shadows while the Bbq-cult were preoccupied and the lincolns and flytraps fought, and the smokehouses made the meat taste good, this group of distinguished gentlewomen who were somehow able to find and properly maintain victorian clothing which they enjoyed wearing
These women also seemed to have a vast array of knowledge of science and various other scholarly pursuits, combined they would be well versed in many languages, capable of counting up to the 5 digits in their head, and fix a car

They formed the settlement of VIctoria near a factory where they hope to use the contents of which for potential future projects

The Scholarly Women's Society
- Faction led by a council of women that somehow found and maintain victorian era clothing which they almost always wear
- Proper manners and scholarly pursuits are encouraged even among followers not in the main council
- Know a ton about science and other stuff like that

Victoria
- A settlement built right next to a factory
- First town of the Scholarly Women's Society
- They have tea

Finally at the double digits
Choose a course of action

[] Hit a random member of an established faction with a Golden Tear
- [] People Of Oldville
- [] The Comrades Of The Hammer
- [] Bbq-cult
- [] The Scholarly Women's Society

[] Hit Cletus with a Golden Tear

[] Have May visit the Rowdy-Brothers and study Feldari

[] Have the ghost fish light house try to evolve its abilities

[] Write-in