Accept the frog's offer.
- Ask the frog questions in the morning.
- - How his information network works? It looks like most of his people can't exactly move around on land.
- - What does he know about magic?
You wait for a moment, in case Toadstool wants to say something, but she simply turns her head slightly to look at you hopefully. Bowing, you say, "It would be a great help. Travel at night can be so confusing when you aren't used to it." The frog nods as Toadstool faces him again, maybe smiling behind his great white beard.
"Of course, of course – tadpoles, have you made the arrangements yet?" You hide a smile as his underlings hesitate; you understand that tone. You're not sure if the frog is a 'bad boss' or just clever, but that's the voice that says 'if they aren't good enough, I will be displeased.' After a few seconds, one of the tadpoles swims back to the point closest to land.
"Your Highness, if you'll please come this way?" Toadstool bows to the frog.
"Thank you, Frogfucius. Have a pleasant night." She withdraws gracefully, and you and Hatate both bow politely before turning to follow her back across the bridge of tadpoles. Toadstool looks around for her bag, and Hatate holds it out for her. "Thank you, Hatate." She turns back to follow the tadpole along the water's edge, and you roll your eyes at your companion's cheerful grin as you both follow her. The tadpole chatters away as you follow it, talking about Mario's recent adventures with someone named Mallow – bringing back a wonderful treat for the frog, defeating some kind of great beast, riding a barrel down the waterfall, and even drove Bowser away from a place called Rose Way. Toadstool oohs and ahs appropriately at her hero's adventures, and the tadpoles form another bridge to what is clearly a house built on the water.
"We don't usually have visitors, except Toadosfsky, but we keep this for when we do. Don't worry, it's perfectly safe, and if you need anything, there'll be a tadpole waiting by the door." Toadstool almost misses a step.
"What, all night?" The tadpole following along nods.
"Yep! It's alright, no one will be on duty for more than an hour, and a lot of us sleep at odd hours, anyway." Toadstool looks like she wants to say something about that, then shakes her head and smiles at the tadpoles.
"I see. I don't expect that I will be wanting anything before breakfast, but thank you." The tadpoles look at you and Hatate expectantly, but you just wave demurely … and Hatate rubs her hands together, looking altogether too gleeful before you clear your throat noisily and give her an absolutely
cheerful smile. Her wings droop sorrowfully, and you pat her shoulder before turning to the tadpoles.
"Have a pleasant night. Hatate, don't stay up late." Hatate meeps hopefully at you, and you wave Toadstool ahead of you; as the two of you walk into the house, you hear a gleeful squeal, and you pity the poor tadpole on first watch, just a little. The princess looks back.
"Er, is everything alright?" You nod absently.
"She just finds them cute, for some reason." The princess takes the best room, of course, and retires immediately. You wander through the house before selecting a large room that's open to the morning sun. You quietly move a mattress and bedding in, then sit down to write down your impressions so far of Tadpole Pond, then double-check them for any implications that you didn't intend for there to be. It's not frogs in general that are doing it, you think; Suwako is more tolerable than the other goddess, although that's not really the same thing. It's probably just your reaction to the frog's attitude and persona as a 'wise old one.' You get enough of
that back in Gensokyo, you'd rather not put up with it here. Proto-articles written – there's no immediate rush, so you can make sure to take the time to clean them up later – you flop onto your bed and listen to Hatate question the tadpole at the door. At least she's not
just gushing about their appearance, and she takes your warning to heart. She is a good subordinate, after all ….
***
You rise with the sun and just sit on your mattress for a few minutes, enjoying watching the sun creep into view. Only then do you stretch and beckon the wind to bring you the news. Someone is trying to work on music, it seems, with the help of some tadpoles. Some tadpoles are gossiping about you and Hatate, wondering if you're from a 'Monstro Town' and betting on how long it takes you to catch up to Mario. Ah, and the frog is awake, too, complaining about being old and worrying about Mallow and making sure the tadpoles and other frogs in the area have put together a proper meal for his guests. Your opinion of him rises a few notches, and after listening to inconsequential minutia for a few more minutes, you change and silently float downstairs. Neither of your companions are awake yet.
"Oh, good morning, Miss! Breakfast should be ready soon." You smile warmly at the tadpole.
"Actually, I was wondering if I could talk to Frogfucius for a little, ask him a couple questions. Do you know when he'll be awake?" The tadpole stares at you, apparently taken aback by your request, but then looks around.
"He should be awake already, actually, but – oh, wait just a second!" He darts away, intercepting another tadpole, and relays your request before swimming back to you. "If he can see you, we'll find out in a few minutes." You nod and take a deep breath; it certainly smells like a lowland pond, nothing like the pond on the mountain, or the lake on top, or even the Misty Lake. Of course, that just plain makes sense …. You glance down at the tadpole, but he wiggles sideways, showing that he doesn't want to ask the questions that are running through his brain. A few minutes later, as he said, another tadpole zips through the water to the step. Your guard sighs and burbles in the water.
"Hi-hi-hi! You wanted to talk to Grandpa, right-right?" You glue the smile on your face and nod, but before you can say anything the tadpole swims in a circle. "Do you need a bridge? Everyone says you flew yesterday, and you've got wings, but you're so big, so I don't know if that's true, but I can get a bridge for you if you want, or if you need it, so let me know if you do, okay-okay? Hm? Hm-hm?" You shake your head, but before you can say anything the tadpole figure-eights in the water. "Okay-okay! This way, come-come-come!" Then she dashes away, skipping over the surface and making arcing loops to see if she needs to slow down. She almost seems surprised that you manage to keep up, though, and picks up speed, accelerating even more as you keep up easily, until she rams headfirst into the frog's lily-pad island and skitters along the top, drawing stares not only from her fellow tadpoles, but also from the cloud-dwellers and the frog himself. She squeaks apologies, wriggles upright, and squirms back into the water and zooms away. You wait for the frog to recover his composure and face you before landing.
"Good morning," he says, still affecting the wise old man tone, and you nod politely, fingers itching to take your pen and notebook from your pouch. "Come, sit at my table." You follow and gracefully fold to a sitting position that puts it at a useful height without being uncomfortable for you. If the frog is surprised, however, he conceals it well. "Did you wish for advice?" You smile and shake your head.
"Thank you for the offer, but my questions were rather more practical in nature. The first – well, I am a reporter, someone who writes newspapers to distribute news to people who can't learn about things any other way. If it's not prying too much, would you mind telling me a bit about your information network?" The frog seems to smile behind his beard and spreads his arms as wide as he can.
"Why, the waterways of the world congregate here. From the Mushroom Kingdom to Bean Valley, rivers, streams, and everything in between flows down to Tadpole Pond. Anything that happens on land, the water hears about it, brings it here, and we learn about it." You nod, but keep a frown on your face regardless.
"That makes sense – but how does it make it to the water in the first place? Not everything happens near water, and, your pardon, your people don't seem the most comfortable away from water." That's definitely a grin, and he chuckles.
"Well, we frogs and tadpoles aren't the
only ones who hear things, true. But some of those people talk, and some of
those people talk near the water. And, of course, we don't hear absolutely
everything – but the important events? We know about those." You nod, wondering how many of the people who talk near water do so deliberately and how many are just accidental informants – but you're hardly so ill-mannered as to
ask. "If I may pose a question of my own? Your companion, Hatate. Is it true that the device she possesses is a camera? It seemed far too small a device to be one." You smile wryly and nod.
"It is, and I can't tell you how it was made. Another group of people where we live made it for her – a water-dwelling group, as a matter of fact. She's bragged before about how it's waterproof." He nods, and you take out your own camera. "This one is mine, and I could tell you how
it's made -" He waves you off.
"That is quite alright; cameras like that are uncommon, but not unknown. Hers, however – so small, there's nowhere to store the film, and …." He remembers himself and clears his throat before he rambles on. You give him a moment, then move on to your next question.
"How much do you know about magic?" He frowns, and you shake your head. "I mean, is there anywhere that studies it, or utilizes it extensively? How common is it here?" He frowns, eyes opening for the first time, and strokes his beard contemplatively. Have you perhaps made a mistake, asking about it?
"Magic itself is … somewhat common. Many creatures are able to create unique effects: summoning fire or lightning, making it rain, blasts of energy. Those are normally inherent abilities, or the result of an item of some kind – usually one of the many special flowers that are common on the island. The only group that actually studies magic, that I know of, is the Koopa Troop." You frown; everything seems to be nudging you in that direction, but if what the frog said earlier, you won't even be able to track Bowser down easily, since he's been driven from his castle. How irritating.
"Are you a user of magic?" You blink, focus on the frog, and shake your head, smiling.
"I'm not, no. The magicians of my people said I wasn't any good. I guess my home is a lot like yours – lots of people have special abilities of some kind, but there aren't a lot of people who actually study
magic." He nods, then looks to one side.
"Ah, your breakfast is ready; you should go back and eat. You'll need the energy to catch up to Mario." You smile and rise as gracefully as you knelt down.
"And I should make sure Hatate is awake, or she'll complain about missing seeing your grandkids." Something like a laugh escapes his throat, and you walk back to the edge of the lily-pad island and hop off, flying back to the stilt-house in time to keep Hatate from getting in the way of the two young frogs setting up breakfast. Toadstool seems to think it's endearing, at least – but then, she doesn't have to live with Hatate for much longer.
What do you do?
[ ] Go to Rose Town.
[ ] Go to Moleville.
[ ] Other?