Old adventurers never die, they simply fade away.

[X] Take her. While she's not Quickknife, she knows the city and would be another warm body to have your back.
 
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If the girl was that good actress of an she wouldn't have been running away and just look through how she's acting and treated here.

We can look into whether we keep her long term after she's out of the city. We're an adventurer that kept at it long after the drinks dried up and her body is aging.

She's kind of very bad at saying no to someone in need is what I'm saying.

And the veteran with a small pack of younglings is a funny image in my head.

Admittedly we'll need to set rules as to who is or isn't a good target for thefts and how not to get the group into heaps of trouble but well... little ducklings get into trouble
 
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Time to pick up strays I guess.

How much do you want to bet we'll end up doing the adventure with a whole group of newbies rather than convince any of our old pals?
 
I think we should give her a proper warning of what we're heading into, first, but let her come along if it doesn't put her off.
 
Time to pick up strays I guess.

How much do you want to bet we'll end up doing the adventure with a whole group of newbies rather than convince any of our old pals?

High - even the Queen is likely not going to be able to join because well - how bad does Succession Crisis sound to you?

My question is more of whether the grizzled veteran will survive. Because this is shaping up to be like those stories where the young really better pay attention to the tragedy of the last generation playing out before them - either the group as a whole or just us
 
I think we should give her a proper warning of what we're heading into, first, but let her come along if it doesn't put her off.

That sounds about right.

Something like:

[] This ain't no pleasure cruise, we're got a dark lord necromancer thing to take care. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.

Time to pick up strays I guess.

How much do you want to bet we'll end up doing the adventure with a whole group of newbies rather than convince any of our old pals?


No doubt we'll end up dying in proper heroic mentor fashion. Ehh, not a bad way to go, and we are getting too old for this anyway.
 
So, I don't see any reason not to take the girl along with us. Even if she turns out not to be a useful party member at all, we're going to see our own rogue friend, and we can probably fob the girl off on them, right?
 
[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, we're got a dark lord necromancer thing to take care. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
 
Vote's open folks! Ooops ninjaed.


I really like this one, but I'm gonna modify it. Thanks Elder Haman.

[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.

Now, in terms of the update. God damn.

"Well. Alenea might find them still," Vitor pointed out helpfully.You nodded and bent over to rest your hands on your knees. You're getting old, you crazy old bat. A little voice at the back of your head tugged at you and you scowled, shook it away. You were still catching your breath ten minutes later when Alenea made her appearance looking smug.
Just fuck lady, even your random ass thoughts are telling you to settle the fuck down. You need to sit down and reevaluate your life holy shit.

Also Vitor needs more training, he should be able to outrun Sahar easy peasy.

"That wasn't the right answer, woman," he said, tugging his short, heavy looking club from his belt. "Guess we'll have to teach you--" You didn't let him finish his smug threat. You took a quick few steps forward, drawing your sword as you went. As the other tiefling was still trying to draw his sword you kicked him in the side of knee. You felt something give, a slight 'pop' and he screamed in pain, dropping as his leg no longer wanted to support his weight. The half-orc woman had a blade in her hand and the point of your blade was already towards her. You beat aside her clumsy attempt to parry and let the momentum of her own charge slide the point of your curved blade into her neck. It was easy. Criminally easy. She collapsed, blood burbling out of the mess that had been her neck and your blade slide free to angle back towards the leader who was stepping forward with his weapon raised. You drew upwards with a sharp, cutting slash across the front of his body, stepped past him and ran his next thug through with a smooth continuation of your motion. The last man, who only had a long dagger (more of a short sword really) stared at you for a moment and hurriedly dropped the weapon before turning and running back into the building.
Jesus fucking christ. Sahar is just utterly vicious with this, and apparently has run into too much of this before.

Makes me think we should train on the road if possible.
 
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[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.

Sounds good. I'm pretty much convinced it'll be us and the kids.
 
[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.
 
[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.
 
[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.
 
I have missed and very patiently awaited this quest.

[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.
 
I wonder what other stuff we could end up teaching them...

Like, Sahar has some skills though her life and people skills are kinda questionable, and we're gonna get more opportunities to teach these ducklings.
 
[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.
 
[X] This ain't no pleasure cruise, I'm gathering up my old friends so we can help these two deal with a dark lord necromancer thing. If that ain't enough to put you off you can come with us. But understand clearly that I'm the boss, and you're on probation, no stealing or sneaky stuff without my approval first.
-[X] Also, god dammit you can see some of the writing on the wall. While you're on the ship to Valyr see about teaching all these kids the basics of how to fight bare handed. Vitor is probably most used to thinking with his halberd and having his fists for farmyard brawls, Alenea may not get the use but having another option out in the woods is a good idea, and Zee can probably scrap like a wild alleycat and teaching her what really hurts on a person would be useful.
 
1-7: Sahar's Home for Baby Adventurers
You stared at her for a long moment. You knew what it was to hate where you came from and want to get away from it. Knew the sensation of seeing opportunity and taking it. Of course, your family hadn't been quite this bullshit, just boring. Leaving her here? She could probably take care of herself, though it would be harder without a gang to watch her back. Even if that gang wasn't beating her up and taking her pinched earnings any longer. You pursed your lips.

"Fine. But this isn't some kind of charity or holiday walkabout. I'm gathering up some people to help them," you jerked a thumb over your shoulder towards Vitor and Alenea, "deal with some fucker styling himself as the next Dark Lord or what have you. So. You can come, as long as you understand that it's dangerous and that I'm the one in charge. No pinching anything or whatever without my say-so. Got it?" You held your hand out for your purse, expectant.

"Sounds like a lark," Zee replied and a moment later your purse was in your hand. She nodded at you and ducked back into the building, leaving you with the cursing, wounded tiefling and the rapidly cooling corpses of his companions.

"We're really taking her?" Alenea sounded incredulous.

"Yes. I needed my money back, didn't I?"

"...She seems alright," Vitor said.

"She took Sahar's money!"

"Well, besides that...." The conversation was cut short as Zee emerged again with a blanket roll tossed over one shoulder. Now that you got a better look at her, you could see she was armed--daggers, mostly. The sort of thing that were useful in a barfight or a back alley brawl. You might have to fix that later.

"Ready!" Zee said. You nodded, and ignoring the carnage in the courtyard, you turned and lead the way back out onto the street.

"I'm Zee. Who're you lot?" You could hear them talking behind you.

"I'm Vitor. The grumpy short one is Alenea. That's Sahar."

"I'm not grumpy," Alenea snapped.

"You sound grumpy," Zee said.

"Well, a bunch of people just got stabbed, so maybe that's why," Alenea replied.

"People get stabbed all the time around here."

"Really?" Vitor sounded horrified.

"Oh yeah, just last week--" Zee was launching into some story about she saw two guys swordfight to the death last week and you began to tune them out as they chattered. You had things to do now--mostly you needed to book passage on a ship south. Nothing complicated. And if you were lucky, they'd sail on the evening tide, so you could avoid spending the night here and potentially having the friends of those assholes you'd killed come after you for a bit of revenge. As the three made friends (Alenea seemed to still distrust Zee, but Vitor was warming up fast) you lead the way down to the seadocks where you managed to find a merchant tub heading south that night without much trouble.

You haggled a bit about passage for the four of you, collected contributions for the fare from everyone, including Zee who tried to play up being very short of coin until it was clear that you weren't going to be dissuaded. By the time the sun was setting, the four of you were sprawled out on the deck of the merchant vessel and making your way out into the channel. The next morning, after a good night's sleep, you took the chance to try and give the kiddos some pointers on fighting.

Zee was, surprisingly, already pretty adept with her dagger and her hands and didn't seem to need a lot of advice on how to throw or catch hands with others. In fact, she knocked Vitor on his ass after a few seconds of scrapping. Part of that was Zee's willingness to go at him without hesitation. Vitor, despite his armament, still had trouble getting over the instinct that told him maybe he shouldn't be hurting people and so you spent some time with him trying to drill the idea into his head that he would need to be able to go at someone and not hesitate if he wanted to win a fight. Alenea had the same problem, but seemed to pick up on the whole thing a lot faster than poor Vitor.

By the time you were easing into port the next morning you thought you'd managed to put the lot through their paces as best you could. At least Alenea and Vitor seemed a lot more willing to get stuck in. With feet back on solid ground, you could start making your way to Valyr's place. Sadly, it was going to be a bit of a hike one way or the other. You'd need to cross the island--or find someone willing to take you around by boat. Both of them might be challenging. These small island communities could be a bit insular and taking the road would be simpler than trying to talk someone into helping you--but it would also take time, considering the steep foothills that rose in the middle of this particular island.

How do you want to proceed?
 
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[X] Going by boat is tempting, but no. You aren't swimming in gold there, and a little trek through the wilderness wouldn't hurt your charges.

It's hexcrawl time!
 
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[X] ask about where Valyr is first by describing him to the locals, then ask about the fastest way to get there.
-[x] ask about local dangers and gossip while you're at it.
 
[X] Going by boat is tempting, but no. You aren't swimming in gold there, and a little trek through the wilderness wouldn't hurt your charges.

Time to get some random encounters to level up the newbies.
 
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