[X] Go to town. Söfnun's good, it's full of things to do and spend money on but nobody bothers you needing things all the time unless you're in your Lord Elding guise. And Mother's happy to just sit around in her penthouse so you won't run into her. Probably.
--[X] Check in with Amina. The house is probably going fine again but you like to look at the logbooks. Lots of numbers representing wealth going up is almost as good as the real thing. Just a shame about... being the town laughingstock because everyone knew who you were the entire time and just let you keep making a fool of yourselfAUGH

Dragon always the bottom huh?
 
Dragon always the bottom huh?
Watson: Negative self-esteem and perpetual anxiety probably don't fit well with taking a more assertive role (Power bottoming aside).
Doyle: it's much harder to keep things tastefully unporny when the author has to frequently reference the anatomy and motions of throbbing dragon dick.
 
[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Stretch your healed wing and go for a flight. Try to get a nice glide going, catch some bolts while you're out there, maybe catch something fresh to gnaw on.

I'm picking this because Eld needs some downtime. And also to recharge himself, literally.
 
Y'know to be completely fair it's hard to top a mass of tentacles.
[X] Go to town. Söfnun's good, it's full of things to do and spend money on but nobody bothers you needing things all the time unless you're in your Lord Elding guise. And Mother's happy to just sit around in her penthouse so you won't run into her. Probably.
--[X] Check in with Amina. The house is probably going fine again but you like to look at the logbooks. Lots of numbers representing wealth going up is almost as good as the real thing. Just a shame about... being the town laughingstock because everyone knew who you were the entire time and just let you keep making a fool of yourselfAUGH
 
[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Stretch your healed wing and go for a flight. Try to get a nice glide going, catch some bolts while you're out there, maybe catch something fresh to gnaw on.
 
Ugh, what happened last update? We returned home with Abzu from the Cloud Maze, met up with Jun-ho, the two of them started talking and then my mind just sorta whited out. Only just recovered.

So, what happened in the meantime?
You notice a small puddle spreading out around Abzu from beneath the hem of their many-layered robe. A near-perfect circle of gleaming darkness, thick and viscous and flowing precisely as fast and as far as the diminutive wizard commands. And before your eyes four identical pairs of tentacles slowly extrude out from the mirror-still surface, smooth and sleek and almost gleaming.
... Oh my.
Well then, I've got no regrets missing the last vote.

[X] Go spend time with one of the others. It hasn't gone wrong yet, right?
--[X] Lyrros. Well he'll probably be exhausting and now you're starting to have serious second thoughts about leaving him alone to unpack and decorate his room to his liking while you went off with Abzu even if you sent a message via the familiar to explain and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jun-ho is tempting, but I'm not sure my heart can handle much more adorable at this point.

So instead, I'll go look at the pretty not!vampire!
 
"hrrrkkkGGUHHH" you retch as they yank it free in one savage tug, fresh air flooding your lungs. You greedily suck down more air, heart thumping savagely against the inside of your chest as you try to set your whirling thoughts straight - you land on the floor with a soft bump, the tentacles must've set you down at some point? You're free and you can breathe again and there's Abzu, feverishly flashing a sign per second in your face.

I spent a while trying to come up with some kind of witty nocap post to express how I felt about this but then I realised that this was better approached with sincerity.

This was funny. But it was funny in a way that made me laugh with the characters, rather than at them. I laughed, but I was laughing at myself because I could see myself in these characters. And even when I was laughing, I still felt for them. Despite them being a trustfund baby dragon and a wizard made out of (evil?) goo, these guys are eminently relatable. Moreso than pretty much any media I've consumed recently.

It's not just that they're flawed but that they're flawed in such a human way. Their flaws aren't murderous wrath or blasphemous hubris; it's that they're a bunch of naive guys exploring something entirely new to them for the first time with only what little (completely distorted) information their society has managed to provide to guide them. And they fuck up, naturally. But it's okay. Because they care about each other and one goofy mistake isn't going to ruin everything forever.

I really love these fucking dorks.

Thanks for writing this Zerban.

As for the vote, I honestly don't know. Lyrros is important, of course, as is the entertainment. But then again, I think that maybe Eldingar could use some me time after this little episode.
 
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[X] Go to town. Söfnun's good, it's full of things to do and spend money on but nobody bothers you needing things all the time unless you're in your Lord Elding guise. And Mother's happy to just sit around in her penthouse so you won't run into her. Probably.
--[X] Check in with Amina. The house is probably going fine again but you like to look at the logbooks. Lots of numbers representing wealth going up is almost as good as the real thing. Just a shame about... being the town laughingstock because everyone knew who you were the entire time and just let you keep making a fool of yourselfAUGH
 
"You've... iiiindicated, to me at least, that you've come to some sort of independent realisation of what I intend," you start haltingly, searching Abzu's face intently for some sign that this is getting through. "But it's important I know for sure. Do you understand that I intend to establish a polyamorous relationship with everyone living here you've already met at also one whom I'm not sure when he'll get here but hopefully soon?"

[Of course I do] Abzu signs. [But thank you for checking :)]

"Right. I see." You pause. "So- so what I mean by that is that- well if we were to-"

[You want to make sure I don't think this means we're special] Abzu heads you off. [So I don't get upset and feel like you lied to me when you made the poly thing official.]

"... yes that's what I meant."

Abzu leans up and gently bonks you on the tip of the snout with their sign. When they draw their hand back there's new writing on it. [You're cute when you're shy.]
Pfft, okay, I deserved that.
You notice a small puddle spreading out around Abzu from beneath the hem of their many-layered robe. A near-perfect circle of gleaming darkness, thick and viscous and flowing precisely as fast and as far as the diminutive wizard commands. And before your eyes four identical pairs of tentacles slowly extrude out from the mirror-still surface, smooth and sleek and almost gleaming. You swallow, loudly - you're a grown dragon, you're not sheltered enough to not know what tentacles are capable of, but it's still quite another thing to see such appendages make the leap from the page to real life. Your eyes go wide, pulse quickening to double-time in your chest.
conseeeentaclesssss :3
You wiggle your jaw left and right, contemplatively gnawing at your bottom lip with the top row of your jagged fangs. The tentacles approach but only slowly, giving you more than ample time to speak up. You stare at them, eyes darting between each wetly-glistening pseudopod, and almost absurdly the first thing that springs to mind is that they don't seem... predatory. The movements have more of a serpentine curiosity to them, bluntly rounded heads bonking into your armoured scales and going with the grain, tracing the planes of the muscles beneath, testing how you react. You almost feel ashamed once it finally sinks in properly - they're just extensions of Abzu. Not some lewd spell summoning a portal from the Smut Dimension like the magazines you've dabbled in collecting. It's Abzu. It's Abzu and... you trust Abzu.
... For some reason I'm reminded of those derpy black river eels that look like puppies but can also strip the flesh from your bones.
"(hhhah), what, do you plan to take notes? Old-fashioned, pen and notebook?" you remark, trying to bury your nerves beneath smart remarks.

Abzu delicately plucks the glove from their right hand with their left. The hand beneath is no great shock compared to the rest of them, smooth and fluid and indistinct but plenty mortal-shaped. They twiddle their fingers then flex the hand all at once and the gooey substance seems to harden, calcifying into a set of wickedly-curved obsidian talons that put even yours to shame. Abzu slowly lowers those gleaming weapons to your chest and draaaaaaags them down from sternum to stomach and- and you feel it, dull and muted by your scales as it may be.

[Yep] they sign with their free hand. [Got a problem with that? ;3]


Actually no lie this feels significantly lewder than the time with Belial, even though ultimately the point of the scene is significantly different. That is in no way a complaint, mind.
[I'm sorry] [I didn't think] [I just thought] [from what I saw I] all flash past, too fast to read properly, even the words themselves are a sloppy scrawl compared to their usually neat and refined 'handwriting'. They're thinking and 'talking' faster than the spell can keep up and they know it. They screw their eyes tightly shut in little white squiggles of anger and frustration and hurl the last sign to the floor.

They plough into you with a soft thump and hug you as tight as they can. Their arms wrap tight around your midsection and squeeze, squeeze hard enough that even you can feel it. You move before you can even think and you hug them back. You hug just as tight and even if the fluid beneath their robes gives a semi-dangerous ripple in response you can't bring yourself to pry your arms away.
Sometimes it doesn't work out, but the important thing is how you deal with that. Cuddly goo has the right idea.

In hindsight though, naturally Abzu would be one to explore the kinkier end of things more than others.
You could... you could get used to this. This hugging business.
D'awww.
[Do you want to try again?] [Less... adventurous than last time I mean] [Slow and steady. Promise.]

You fold your hands in your lap and think about it. Think about how it felt, how they made you feel, all those hard-to-catch thoughts that were roiling around in your head.

"... can they be tighter next time, please?" you ask shyly.

Votes, votes... Okay, tracker first:
Turns since spending time with Makram: 1
Turns since spending time with Jun-ho: 3 (Unsatisfied with last trip)
Turns since spending time with Belial: 2
Turns since spending time with Issachar: 4
Turns since spending time with Abzu: 0
Turns since spending time with Takara*: N/A (no options available yet)
Turns since spending time with Lyrros: 1
Turns since spending time with Datu: N/A (no options available yet)
* Yes damnit I'm counting them still.

Mmm. I don't think anybody's... an immediate priority, so, hn.

I think I'm actually going to go for,

[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Stretch your healed wing and go for a flight. Try to get a nice glide going, catch some bolts while you're out there, maybe catch something fresh to gnaw on.

Eldingar seems like he could use a bit of time to himself, and there have been recurring notes that he's low on lightning anyway, so charging up on that is a good idea anyway.
 
"But it's important I know for sure. Do you understand that I intend to establish a polyamorous relationship with everyone living here you've already met at also one whom I'm not sure when he'll get here but hopefully soon?"

I kinda imagine Eldingar just blurting that all out in one breath like a huge nerd, just trying to finish the thought before he chokes or Abzu asks a question and he gets derailed completely. Still it is a pretty big improvement y'know? From barely being able to tell Belial he wants that demon-dick to this. With such an exponential rate of progress, why in just weeks Eldingar will be able to pull off shutter shades and a belly shirt with complete confidence.

You slowly burrow your head into your gold past the horns and groan into your glittering tomb, raking more treasure over your neck with your foreclaws to get yourself well and truly buried. Maybe if you dig deep enough you can hide from the weight of responsibility slowly descending on you like a set of woven lead blankets. Are you supposed to just awkwardly hang around waiting for Datu? Try and make conversation with everyone else here? Try to get some work done?

mood

Maaaan though Eldingar and Abzu are surprisingly wholesome for all that it involves hardcore tentacling/tasteful consentacling. I feel sorta mildly validated on the "Abzu is absolutely the type to take charge" thing and apparently the big blue dumbass is learning to like it a little rough (although there are, obviously, some hurdles there). Overall it was...honestly I really like the romance scenes as Zerban writes them. There's a genuine emotional core to them, the people involved aren't necessarily Incredible Sex Gods (although that might, uh, change with that Minotaur dude) and are mostly trying to make each other feel good. I think some of this might be helped by how, by and large, they're set pretty early on in the respective character arcs. None of them are necessarily, like, capstones to the whole thing and they aren't obvious payoffs for being selecting the Romance Option on the dialogue wheel a la Bioware.

It's helped too I think by the fact that this probably isn't going to be the only time Eldingar beds down with Abzu or Belial so it's not, y'know, under the pressure of having to define/satisfy the whole relationship. There's room for things to-

hah.

Breathe. :V

[X] Go to town. Söfnun's good, it's full of things to do and spend money on but nobody bothers you needing things all the time unless you're in your Lord Elding guise. And Mother's happy to just sit around in her penthouse so you won't run into her. Probably.
--[X] Make up a fresh disguise, one that isn't transparent, and go do other things for a while. Buy things, eat, maybe collect your treasure from the guild hall if it's in yet, try to scout out some entertainers willing to perform in front of a pack of dragons... which may take a while.

It's a good mix of taking it easy, slipping away to just come up for air (I swear the puns aren't on purpose) 'cause Eldingar is pretty introverted and having a bunch of people move into your house, even if you really enjoy their company, is stressful for someone so used to and welded into their status quo. Plus food is good too and treating himself is definitely warranted (flying would probably be This But More but Eldingar really likes his little pocket kingdom and it's been awhile since he's had a chance to go back). And, hey, if he stumbles across some weirdly talented acrobats or the Jester from Darkest Dungeon or whatever in this adventure hook town then he's killing two birds with one stone.

Admittedly it's sloppy and Eldingar absolutely needs to, like, sit down with some people and come up with a Plan. But it's still a start. And time to think is valuable on its own.

Bold of you to assume that based on only two data points.

i'm gonna level with you: even if eldingar is graphically giving that big blue dragon dick to someone i legitimately cannot picture him in control or in charge of anything sexual

he's a sub on a, like, metaphysical level
 
[X] Go to town. Söfnun's good, it's full of things to do and spend money on but nobody bothers you needing things all the time unless you're in your Lord Elding guise. And Mother's happy to just sit around in her penthouse so you won't run into her. Probably.
--[X] Make up a fresh disguise, one that isn't transparent, and go do other things for a while. Buy things, eat, maybe collect your treasure from the guild hall if it's in yet, try to scout out some entertainers willing to perform in front of a pack of dragons... which may take a while.

It's a good mix of taking it easy, slipping away to just come up for air (I swear the puns aren't on purpose) 'cause Eldingar is pretty introverted and having a bunch of people move into your house, even if you really enjoy their company, is stressful for someone so used to and welded into their status quo. Plus food is good too and treating himself is definitely warranted (flying would probably be This But More but Eldingar really likes his little pocket kingdom and it's been awhile since he's had a chance to go back).

On the one hand this makes sense and I'm strongly tempted to vote for it. On the other hand, I do have one major concern: if Eldingar's new "not transparent" disguise gets seen through anyway, it's going to massively tank his self esteem, which is really not what he needs right now. So in the interests of not risking that particular complication until Eldingar's in a better headspace...

[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Stretch your healed wing and go for a flight. Try to get a nice glide going, catch some bolts while you're out there, maybe catch something fresh to gnaw on.

...let's just take a nice relaxing flight around the area.
 
I wonder if these two things could be related?

> : ?

nah mate the Douglas family is all dead dontchaknow I MEAN- WHO COULD POSSIBLY-

On the one hand this makes sense and I'm strongly tempted to vote for it. On the other hand, I do have one major concern: if Eldingar's new "not transparent" disguise gets seen through anyway, it's going to massively tank his self esteem, which is really not what he needs right now. So in the interests of not risking that particular complication until Eldingar's in a better headspace...

This... raises a very good point.

How well can Eldingar do 'squishy human tasked by dragons to hire other squishy humans to entertain dragons'?

Unless he pulls a Jun-ho and uses some appropriately non-/demi-human form to do it with less suspicion, I suppose.
 
[X] Go to town. Söfnun's good, it's full of things to do and spend money on but nobody bothers you needing things all the time unless you're in your Lord Elding guise. And Mother's happy to just sit around in her penthouse so you won't run into her. Probably.
--[X] Check in with Amina. The house is probably going fine again but you like to look at the logbooks. Lots of numbers representing wealth going up is almost as good as the real thing. Just a shame about... being the town laughingstock because everyone knew who you were the entire time and just let you keep making a fool of yourselfAUGHL
 
[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Work around the spire. Count your gold, tidy up, go move furniture around, housekeeping-type things. It's not glamourous but it's yours dammit and things that are yours deserve proper upkeep.

Eldingar really does need to familiarize himself with the new layout of his home. This should be a good way to manage that without simply making himself unavailable to the others if something comes up.
 
[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Work around the spire. Count your gold, tidy up, go move furniture around, housekeeping-type things. It's not glamourous but it's yours dammit and things that are yours deserve proper upkeep.​
 
[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Stretch your healed wing and go for a flight. Try to get a nice glide going, catch some bolts while you're out there, maybe catch something fresh to gnaw on.

Yeah I'm gonna be honest, this sounds like the right choice. Take some time to decompress, process last night, and get energized while you're at it. Can't be heading into relationship talks low on energy.
 
Shopping! Finally...
...Oh, darn it they're right.

[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Stretch your healed wing and go for a flight. Try to get a nice glide going, catch some bolts while you're out there, maybe catch something fresh to gnaw on.
 
Bold of you to assume that based on only two data points.
i'm gonna level with you: even if eldingar is graphically giving that big blue dragon dick to someone i legitimately cannot picture him in control or in charge of anything sexual
Don't dismiss him. Eldingar is a dragon. You read the chapter before last, what did you see there?
Power. Physical, violent, intimidating power. Armor and teeth, scales and muscle. A dragon is not a tamed creature, it is an apex predator, a king of all it can survey by sheer might and dominance.
We were a pack leader, protecting our mate then:
Sheltered in the shadow of your right foreleg, holding up a [Good lord] sign where you can see.
And I do believe they were most impressed.

[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Work around the spire. Count your gold, tidy up, go move furniture around, housekeeping-type things. It's not glamourous but it's yours dammit and things that are yours deserve proper upkeep.
 
Don't dismiss him. Eldingar is a dragon. You read the chapter before last, what did you see there?
Power. Physical, violent, intimidating power. Armor and teeth, scales and muscle. A dragon is not a tamed creature, it is an apex predator, a king of all it can survey by sheer might and dominance.
We were a pack leader, protecting our mate then:

Lion in the fields.

...kitten in the bed
 
[X] Just pick something to do alone that'll get you up and moving.
--[X] Stretch your healed wing and go for a flight. Try to get a nice glide going, catch some bolts while you're out there, maybe catch something fresh to gnaw on.
 
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