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[x] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
 
I am not sure what to vore for yet. Pure water on its own is a horrible conductor actually, as it is the impurities in it that make it conduct rather well.
*looks at Maram's description*
A shape half-emerges from the spout of black water. Maram's true body no doubt but even knowing it must be her the state of the marid jars your mind like an unexpected slap. Her skin is the colour of the sea, that ambiguous shade between blue and green that can have you arguing for hours, splashed in darkness that seems to grip at her like jealously clinging claws. She was covered in molten jewellery like Makram once, but whatever is still visible is tarnished as black as the water, as black as night. One half of her face is almost completely covered, her single visible eye like a blazing poison-yellow star in a pool of ink. Her long white hair lies stuck to her in matted, drowned clumps, her legs bound together in the darkness like the tail of a mermaid. You just barely glimpse what you think may be her lamp stuck half-submerged in the tarry substance by what used to be her ankle.

Oh I think there are impurities a plenty here.
 
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[X] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
We need a husbando competent in combat. Hopefully panicked lightning breath will do.
 
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We need a husbando competent in combat. Hopefully panicked lightning breath will do.
I mean, we have Issachar and Lyrros, clearly at some point Eldingar needs to accept that Brawn and Lightning are not gonna carry him through this quest to find himself romantically.

That being said if Lucha Libre Kraken bursts through the ice right now he'd win hella points.
 
Whatever this thing is, it's not firing on all cylinders at the moment. The longer it can act, however, the more time it has to pull itself together.

[X] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
 
Whatever this thing is, it's not firing on all cylinders at the moment. The longer it can act, however, the more time it has to pull itself together.
Considering the quarantine signs and the fact that it's seemingly made from the same stuff Abzu is I'm wagering that this was some sort of dumping pit that gained a mind of it's own once enough bodies got dumped in.

Worth noting that "Maram" seems to have a different voice than whatever was speaking in our head so I'm expecting them to pull an interrupt bc ahaahaha good luck fighting this thing.
 
"I ah... we-" you gesture at Jun-ho "-came here in search of someone. Based on certain information. You wouldn't happen to know of any... eligible bachelors in the area, would you?"

"Hello?" you call through cupped claws, your voice echoing in the damp cavern. "I... this may sound strange but a magic map said I should date whoever I find down here!"

I love how consistently open about this Eldingar is every time. Just. Every time, whatever the situation is, "Excuse me, are there any love interests in this house?"

A fountain slowly resolves itself out of a simple silhouette as your nightvision kicks back in, once pure white marble corroded almost uniform black, the waters within dark and stagnant and still. You come to a stop a few metres away, brow furrowed in confusion.

...I might be drawing false parallels but would this be the 'black water' again? Maram might just be corrupted by being stuck at the bottom of the sea for god knows how long, so it could be unrelated, but then you have the Douglas connection with it as well and I am suspicious

that ambiguous shade between blue and green that can have you arguing for hours

it's 'teal' you bastard

For voting, I'm torn between...

[ ] Have Jun-ho try to melt through the wall while you hold off the knights. As the stronger, smarter, more dragon-y one you obviously have the what it takes to hold the line for as long as he needs.
and
[ ] Have Jun-ho hold off the knights while you bore through the wall with your lightning. If they're made of water and ice then obviously it should be a cinch for Jun-ho to take care of all that while you see what your breath can really do.

Not sure which is better against ice to be honest, electricity or fire. Water conducts electricity obviously but does ice...? Unless it's particularly relevant then I'd lean to Jun-ho melting it whilst Eldingar holds the knights off.

in hindsight kinda wishing we had issachar for this one and took jun-ho to the woods huh

Edit: looking it up, it seems ice is pretty damn bad at conducting electricity, so Jun-ho it is.

[X] Have Jun-ho try to melt through the wall while you hold off the knights. As the stronger, smarter, more dragon-y one you obviously have the what it takes to hold the line for as long as he needs.
 
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*looks at Maram's description*


Oh I think there are impurities a plenty here.

I had not thoguht avbout that for some reason. my mind automatically thinking that magic water would be pure and shit, then forgot we where dealing with some sort of eldritch abomination. I guess our lighting could be like fire on oil, then.

I mean, we have Issachar and Lyrros, clearly at some point Eldingar needs to accept that Brawn and Lightning are not gonna carry him through this quest to find himself romantically.

That being said if Lucha Libre Kraken bursts through the ice right now he'd win hella points.

Imagine a squid with an El Santo mask.
 
"I-I'm... sorry I don't know what happened," you say, tearing your eyes away from the shrine and cradling your brow. You strike your forehead with the heel of your palm a few times, as if hoping to knock the thoughts loose. "I'm fine. I'm fine let's just keep going, like you said I'm sure there's plenty to see."

"Yeah..." You feel Jun-ho's claw hovering by your shoulder, the eastern dragon clearly hesitant to touch you for any number of reasons. In the end he does, two quick comforting pats before he withdraws his hand and keeps walking. You don't complain about it. Too much on your mind.
See, see @TenfoldShields, look what your hunger for sea monster ass has wrought, you've worried Jun-ho!
"Hello?" you call through cupped claws, your voice echoing in the damp cavern. "I... this may sound strange but a magic map said I should date whoever I find down here!"
Man I love this dumbass.
The fountain's black waters ripple and swirl, rising from the darkened depths like a miniature typhoon. Spilling over the sides, cascading down each tier like waterfalls of ink that race across the stones the moment they touch the ground. Keening, crackling, crystallising as ice sprouts in its wake. Before you so much as have time to cry out the black water has encircled you and Jun-ho, a thick curtain wall of ice sprouting like some bizarre plant. Rising, rising, meeting the cave ceiling above and biting deep like jagged fangs. Trapping you in a rough oval cylinder of black-veined frost, filled with dull, dark shadows. Your next breath mists as it leaves your maw.

A shape half-emerges from the spout of black water. Maram's true body no doubt but even knowing it must be her the state of the marid jars your mind like an unexpected slap. Her skin is the colour of the sea, that ambiguous shade between blue and green that can have you arguing for hours, splashed in darkness that seems to grip at her like jealously clinging claws. She was covered in molten jewellery like Makram once, but whatever is still visible is tarnished as black as the water, as black as night. One half of her face is almost completely covered, her single visible eye like a blazing poison-yellow star in a pool of ink. Her long white hair lies stuck to her in matted, drowned clumps, her legs bound together in the darkness like the tail of a mermaid. You just barely glimpse what you think may be her lamp stuck half-submerged in the tarry substance by what used to be her ankle.

"Iiiiiiii have waited-waited-waited sooooo long," she hisses like a crashing wave, head twitching madly at each stumble over the word. "We never have to be lonely-lonely againnnn..."
stay with us prince
More black fluid pours from the fountain, thickening from water to the consistency of tar as it splatters heavily across the stones. Drawing itself together into shapes, into semi-solid forms, squirming together like colonies of fat-bodied worms. The remainder flash-cools, crackling and creaking as black ice forms, armouring the figures as they slowly force themselves to rise. Higher, higher, taller, broader. Warriors, knights in fullplate of black ice, wielding weapons that billow black mist. Colonies of writhing, viscous eels held together only by their black-tinted prisons.

"Be my mas-master," the marid calls, gesturing at the pair of you with one black-clawed hand. "Join with us- with me- with us makeitstop"
we know your pain
"I don't like this one!" Jun-ho exclaims, shrill and tight-voiced in panic. "I really really don't like this one!"


Yeah that there is some baaaad joo-joo.

... Very evocative description though. Heck of a look. Maybe we could date her a little?

[X] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.

Fighting is sort of like dating, right?
That being said if Lucha Libre Kraken bursts through the ice right now he'd win hella points.
... We can only hope.
 
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[x] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
 
[X] Have Jun-ho try to melt through the wall while you hold off the knights. As the stronger, smarter, more dragon-y one you obviously have the what it takes to hold the line for as long as he needs.
 
Hm...

@ZerbanDaGreat what, if anything, does Eldingar know about the relationship between djinn (djinns? Djinni?) and their lamps? From the way Maram referred to hers, it sounds like they're not purely an incidental container, though I could just be overinterpreting here.
 
whew unexpected boss fight

If Dark Souls has taught me anything, it's that you can't flee from boss rooms. That white fog ain't dissipating no matter how hard you hit it and scream to be set free, and doing so is just gonna let the boss monsters run in and stab us in the anus.

As such, we need to fight the monster.

We can't exactly spend a lot of time teasing out her attack pattern, as this isn't actually a Souls game, but we can definitely do our best to avoid getting smashed by this giant, scary woman while whittling away at her adds and hopefully doing a death by thousand cuts thing.

... Or we could attempt to charge in and smash her weak point for massive damage instead- we're smaller and presumably more maneuverable than her, at this point, and we've got some pretty strong attacks if they hit- And we don't care about wrecking the surroundings right now because they aren't our actual horde.

For now, I'll tentatively go with this:
[x] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
 
[X] Have Jun-ho try to melt a few layers off the ice wall then release your lightning. If done correctly it should conduct through the meltwater and fry all four knights at once. If done poorly it may electrocute your betrothed and/or do nothing helpful at all.

Look, we're stuck in RPG land.

Let's act like it.
 
[X] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
 
[x] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
 
[X] Rush the marid herself. If she summoned these creatures then it stands to reason that defeating her should just make them vanish anyway! Whatever other powers she commands she's unlikely to be able to withstand an assault from two dragons at once, and you doubt she can teleport away in her bound state.
 
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