Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For
- Thread starter ZerbanDaGreat
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- Original
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- Castle Oblivious
Wel this is Also the family that stole from us (according our new thief friend) So She stole from us first.
Turn about is fair play, afteral.
Atleast Thats What we wil yell at her while we run away, hide in our cave and have a Nice sob.
LaRed
Are you stupid or something
- Location
- Mou Ikkai hell
That sword tho.I thought the first art I was gonna post in here would be xiamara.
no it's a shitpost.
speaking of here's a WIP of xiamara.
Will finish later.
I mean
we're already hoarding potential partners
[ X] The jewels. The shiniest of shinies, the only reason you don't have more already is that you can have too much of a good thing and coin-to-jewel balance is utterly essential n good hoard-building.
These updates keep getting more and more fun!
Thank you Zerban!
These updates keep getting more and more fun!
Thank you Zerban!
Omegahugger
Inattentive Idiot
So I'll admit that when I voted to go on the heist earlier, it was mostly to buck the SV trend of "fuck you Misa for trying to manipulate us!"
However there are precisely two times at which it'll be appropiate to say "Fuck you Takara". One of them will probably come naturally later in the story.
[X] The gold. Fuck it. Just start grabbing dripping clawfuls and shoving them in the bag, you're a thief for a night so you will abscond with a literal sackful of money!
The other is when they try to claim that paper is better than gold, because NOTHING is better than gold! other than possibly Abzu's cuteness.
However there are precisely two times at which it'll be appropiate to say "Fuck you Takara". One of them will probably come naturally later in the story.
[X] The gold. Fuck it. Just start grabbing dripping clawfuls and shoving them in the bag, you're a thief for a night so you will abscond with a literal sackful of money!
The other is when they try to claim that paper is better than gold, because NOTHING is better than gold! other than possibly Abzu's cuteness.
Where Eldingar learns his magical closet has been about as good at hiding him as a glass house.
Heresy of the highest order! Do you want Eldingar to be an even worse dragon?
- Location
- Ohio
He is best dragon. He deserves all the hugs. He will get his gold when it is time for it.
It is not like he is a wyvern where everyone would be constantly asking "are you even a dragon?", so I am sure whatever he does will be fine.
[X] The bearer bonds. The idea disgusts you as a dragon on every conceivable level, but Takara does have a point that it's more value per pound, and by design you can use them for whatever the fuck you want by virtue of holding them in your hand.
Lets all give the stormy dragon protagonist a break and have something good happen. A night with a wonderful incubus followed by a large cash influx is awesome.
I really like the idea of those tight latex suits that shine and show off how much dragon is there.
I wonder if Takara is recording things magically, and I wonder if they are a doppelganger.
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Mizu
Software Developer
- Location
- Victoria, Australia
[X] The bearer bonds. The idea disgusts you as a dragon on every conceivable level, but Takara does have a point that it's more value per pound, and by design you can use them for whatever the fuck you want by virtue of holding them in your hand.
Paper money isn't as shiny and crumples when dragons sit on it, sure. It's also more valuable than a pile of gold depending on the value.
Paper money isn't as shiny and crumples when dragons sit on it, sure. It's also more valuable than a pile of gold depending on the value.
ColdGoldLazarus
Contrary Quester, Spreadsheet Queen, Pink Flamingo
- Location
- Challenger Deep
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] The magic items. Sniff it out with that beautiful dragon nose of yours and stuff it all in the bag. What's valuable will be worth a lot and what's not will at least entertain you with its gimmicks.
[X] The bearer bonds. The idea disgusts you as a dragon on every conceivable level, but Takara does have a point that it's more value per pound, and by design you can use them for whatever the fuck you want by virtue of holding them in your hand.
Much respectable, very business.
Much respectable, very business.
ZerbanDaGreat
Daemon Noble of D E M O G R A P H I C S
- Pronouns
- They/them
Google tells me it's #007FFF like so and that seems fine for the big blue dumbass.
HolyInquisition
Opinionated
- Location
- Halfway to Anywhere
The bearer bonds can always be exchanged for gold later, and we'd get more gold that way than we could scoop up now.
Besides, we don't want to look like one of those filthy mortals who only became a dragon out of greed, do we?
- Location
- Ohio
I see it more as if we can reluctantly do what mother says and renovate our boi-cave, we can reluctantly take the mortal money to get better things latter.
Redsoff
[DETACHMENT]
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- By [your] side
[X] The bearer bonds. The idea disgusts you as a dragon on every conceivable level, but Takara does have a point that it's more value per pound, and by design you can use them for whatever the fuck you want by virtue of holding them in your hand.
We can turn them into more gold later.
We can turn them into more gold later.
Imrix
Periodically Malevolent QM
Eldingar right now:
I think it's pretty clear the Eldingar's alignment is firmly Disaster Gay.
[X] The magic items. Sniff it out with that beautiful dragon nose of yours and stuff it all in the bag. What's valuable will be worth a lot and what's not will at least entertain you with its gimmicks.
Remember that Eldingar was especially distressed by the loss of distinctive Shiny Things from his hoard, and considers general wealth to be more a sort of dressing for the stuff that matters. The poor boy needs something to assauge his mood, let's pick up some distinctive shinies for him, especially to rub it in the Russo's faces about not fucking with us. And then go chat with Takara about further heists, because this is wonderful.
Beautiful
... pffffffffthahaha
oh you poor little shit, you had to find out someday.
I think it's pretty clear the Eldingar's alignment is firmly Disaster Gay.
Oh yeah, they know how to have fun with their work.
They've got us figured.
Dear, it's not just a river in Egypt.
I love them. Perfect. Just wonderful.
[X] The magic items. Sniff it out with that beautiful dragon nose of yours and stuff it all in the bag. What's valuable will be worth a lot and what's not will at least entertain you with its gimmicks.
Remember that Eldingar was especially distressed by the loss of distinctive Shiny Things from his hoard, and considers general wealth to be more a sort of dressing for the stuff that matters. The poor boy needs something to assauge his mood, let's pick up some distinctive shinies for him, especially to rub it in the Russo's faces about not fucking with us. And then go chat with Takara about further heists, because this is wonderful.
TenfoldShields
Lounging on a Hoard of Words
- Pronouns
- He/Him
eyyyy it's the most magical page number motherfuckers
LupineVolt
Now with 200% more Puns
- Location
- Michigan
Hrm...y'know, I just had a thought. Last update, our brand new secretary Amani told us we were broke, desperately in need of cash, and gave us a letter from the Rosso brothers. Right after that, a mysterious shapeshifter shows up in the same alleyway we just ran into with a solution to that problem.
Could Takara have secretly also been our secretary? Is that part of their game?
Could Takara have secretly also been our secretary? Is that part of their game?
Nidhoggr
Suletta Permetta
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Man, fuck those guys, they killed [REDACTED] in Infinity War
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
Excuse you, it's big blue baby.
It's alliterative, can be shortened as B3 and Eldingar is not just a dumbass, He is an innocent baby.
(Puts on Jester hat...as it was a jest)
That is a fair point, Eldingar tends to do things he is told face to face.
Bitching and moaning all the way there and doing his best to escape it, but he does it.
This past my mind aswel. Granted if Takara did that, they would need to watch out because if Eldingar found out he would rampa-
Oh who am I kidding?
Any other dragon would rampage, but Eldingar would pout and complain while laying on his hoard.
Sobbing in a dignafied manner, honest
Maybe catch some lightning from Issachar's lightning farm, because Eldingar is a child made from spite.
So yeah, if Takara fooled Ol Eldy, worst that is going to happen is that we get big bawling blue baby.
(Protec him)
Oh, most wonderful of days!
We haven't had such a wonderful day since page 34!
Madou Sutegobana
Autocorrupt has been disabled.
- Location
- Twin Realms Mandala
Does Eldingar breathe blue flames?
OctarineShrike
Avatar of Mandos
Lightning. It's mentioned in the fight scene with Makram.
no.
Pink Flamingo Cabal Grand Vizier
- Location
- Pennsylvania
[X] The magic items. Sniff it out with that beautiful dragon nose of yours and stuff it all in the bag. What's valuable will be worth a lot and what's not will at least entertain you with its gimmicks.
Aaaaaaah fuck it, there's good logic for going for these.
Aaaaaaah fuck it, there's good logic for going for these.