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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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oh no they're a pure cinnamon roll
ZerbanDaGreat said:
[It doesn't have to mean you immediately love me, silly!] the wizard waggles their sign in your face, practically ready to bonk you right between the horns with it. [Just being able to tell how someone already feels is baby magic for babies, and this map is way too cool for that.] [It measures overall potential for satisfaction with whatever it is you want to pursue so badly it appears on the map] [So what it means is your heart's greatest desire is someone to love you and that's so cuuuuuuute~]

"D-don't go putting words in my mouth because some map told you to!" you say quickly, waving your claws in a desperate 'cease and desist' motion.
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we are experiencing romantically frustrated tsundere dragons. please stand by.
 
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[X] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.

Abzu is adorable and just keeps reaching new heights in the ranks with every interaction. So cute!
 
Have I mentioned that this quest is a gift?
Because it is
I mostly just read it and don't vote, but it is still amazing.
Abzu is adorable.
As always, Elingar is great.
Makrams smug could fill an ocean at this point.
 
[X] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.


oh god this is perfect!

also DO NOT TRUST THE AMNESIAC APPRENTICE WIZARD WITH TELEPORTATION! THAT IS SUICIDE!
 
san said:
[X] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.


oh god this is perfect!

also DO NOT TRUST THE AMNESIAC APPRENTICE WIZARD WITH TELEPORTATION! THAT IS SUICIDE!
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Well I mean when you put it that way

[X] Have Abzu teleport you home tonight.

[X] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.

edit: eh changed my mind.
 
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The Laurent said:
Not that kind of Quest, honestly? If we were voting for maximum embarrassment, going back would be amusing, but... eh. I want him to maybe be happy. Just a little. Eldy's had a rough day.
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LupineVolt said:
Well I mean when you put it that way

[X] Have Abzu teleport you home tonight.
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ya I meant suicide for your reputation, like instead of teleporting you he just teleport your cloths, or fails to teleport your cloths and you end up in from of mom. thats the only kind of direction I see that going and he needs a break lol.
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
They still can't make any noise but they still somehow give the impression of a light, high-pitched 'eeeeeeeee'. Their last sign falls and dissipates in mid-air, forgotten, as they slap their gloved hands to their cheeks and... blush. It amounts to a faint white haze and a few cross-hatched marks, as if drawn on with a white pen, but it's unmistakable.
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Oh no, they're adorable perfect.

[X] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.

It's a sleepover! Except Makram's there as well, so don't go staying up too late.
 
The Laurent said:
Not that kind of Quest, honestly? If we were voting for maximum embarrassment, going back would be amusing, but... eh. I want him to maybe be happy. Just a little. Eldy's had a rough day.
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You are very right.
I feel for our Storm Dragon here also, and I would not want him teleported into a tar pit or something worse. He needs all the nice guys to squeeze that stress out whether he ask for it or not and to assure him that he is the best dragon ever. (I keep imagining horrible things happening that I do not want to happen to this sad boy)


[X] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.

this will advance the plot a lot, I feel.
 
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[x] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.

I have just one thing to say. It's very important, so here goes.

*Ahem*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HE'S SO CUTE!

That is all.
 
Oh good lord I'm so glad Makram was here for this.

ZerbanDaGreat said:
'blinking' as if disappearing and reappearing behind vantablack eyelids
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...Vantablack exists in this universe?

Is there a kingdom somewhere graced by a Very Serious and Important Art Installation that totally just looks like a giant bean?

ZerbanDaGreat said:
[Shush!]

You shush.
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Eldringar: shushed by signposts.

ZerbanDaGreat said:
You watch, your stomach seeming to freeze solid, as the wizard slowly takes three steps left, then six steps right. The needle unerringly, unmistakably, follows their motion.
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Who first called this? Because they should hold a sign saying 'called it'
 
RexHeller said:
[x] Stay the night in Abzu's tower.

I have just one thing to say. It's very important, so here goes.

*Ahem*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HE'S SO CUTE!

That is all.
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Yes, they are very adorable. They're also one of the persons most game for this whole thing.
 
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