LupineVolt
Now with 200% more Puns
- Location
- Michigan
Well, yes, that is an option now.
Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For
- Thread starter ZerbanDaGreat
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[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.
Wiadi
Uncompromising Radical Leftist
- Location
- Something Clever
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
I did mention I wanted to know what was up with this thing. Given our two examples so far, maybe it points to potentialhusbandos spouse-os(?) and treasure but only when the two are in close proximity? After all, Makram's lamp was in our hoard and there's definitely loot in this room too.
I did mention I wanted to know what was up with this thing. Given our two examples so far, maybe it points to potential
Imrix
Periodically Malevolent QM
[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.
We're a dragon and we've gone like five minutes without talking about gold abort abort the apocalypse is nigh.
- Location
- Somewhere else
[jk] Screw the gold; loot the wizard.
On mobile, will vote after work.
On mobile, will vote after work.
keenscythe
No longer NEET
- Location
- WA, USA
[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.
Omegahugger
Inattentive Idiot
Quite a few things actually! There's boring old regular humans; mammal-type beastkin; characters whose main charm point is that they weak and/or useless (that is to say, not characters who do X despite being weak, but characters we're supposed to like for their weakness) and naturally faceless NPCs that interfere with my prefered pair-Wait new wizarding buddy don't leave us I wasn't talking about you I promise this was simply an old trauma from earlier I'M SO SORRY!
NB wizard who can't cast magic because they're mute? Yeah, sign me up for that route.
But Eldingar is a dragon.
[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.
He wants the G.
But Eldingar is a dragon.
[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.
He wants the G.
- Location
- Ohio
this gold obsession make me worry he is going to get eaten by a mimic if he does not slow down and think. And while it is adorable seeing a dragon get proud only to be knocked down a peg, I'd prefer that such a situation happens when he has a boyfriend willing to put up with his stupidity and tug him out by the tail. (just one example out of many hilarious ones.)
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LupineVolt
Now with 200% more Puns
- Location
- Michigan
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
I'd actually like to see both their level of experience in analysis, and also see if we can get any IC headway on what this map actually is.
I'd actually like to see both their level of experience in analysis, and also see if we can get any IC headway on what this map actually is.
Salty
Shadow Cabal Assumptor Supreme
- Location
- Sun, Moon, Talia
- Pronouns
- I/Me
This seems like something I've missed out on. Fill me in.
Anyways, the only way this little weirdo could be any cuter and better than the Vivi he already is is if he was actually Black Mage in disguise.
[X] Ask about the weird black water, if it's 'not' water and they've been experimenting on it. Does it have anything to do with the capped well you saw outside?
Because fuck it, this seems decently important.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Ask about the weird black water, if it's 'not' water and they've been experimenting on it. Does it have anything to do with the capped well you saw outside?
SirLagginton
Shadow Cabal Caerbannog Bun-Bun
- Location
- Arrrghhh
[x] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
- Location
- Ohio
[X] Ask about the weird black water, if it's 'not' water and they've been experimenting on it. Does it have anything to do with the capped well you saw outside?
you reminded me that I forgot this was there at all.
Madou Sutegobana
Autocorrupt has been disabled.
- Location
- Twin Realms Mandala
The treasure map leads to gold. Can we not restrain short term satisfaction for a bigger payoff?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Uh, it blatantly doesn't?
By now it's pretty obvious it's a love-interest map.
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
Imrix
Periodically Malevolent QM
Their mouths aren't big enough.
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- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
- Location
- in the trash
It occurs to me that we are missing an important member of our harem.
Namely, the brave adventurer who's out to slay a dragon and by slay I mean lay.
Besides, every half decent harem needs a tsundere, and who better for the role than someone who wants to run us through with their dragon slaying sword?
Namely, the brave adventurer who's out to slay a dragon and by slay I mean lay.
Besides, every half decent harem needs a tsundere, and who better for the role than someone who wants to run us through with their dragon slaying sword?
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ZerbanDaGreat
Daemon Noble of D E M O G R A P H I C S
- Pronouns
- They/them
- Location
- Ohio
or date a metallic dragon to get the whole family up arms.
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some are the size of houses in dnd, aren't they? if not, it would be funny as it tries slurping at that nose or a paw and failing miserably to get the dragon down.
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- Location
- Somewhere!
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?