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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.

eyes on target
 
[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.

Come on Wile E. Coyote, where are the goods?
 
[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.
 
God I love not-Vivi

[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
 
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?

It's Vivi. The little wizard is Vivi from FF8. Adorable.
 
[x] Ask them what they've been up to all this time. Must've had to find a shitload to do if they've been at this ever since their master disappeared.

The real treasure is Vivi.
 
I- I- I DAMN IT ZERBAN WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
 
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
 
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
 
Oh no they're cute

[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
 
We should be nice to the wizard thing for when they latter go on a world-ending rampage, they might choose to ignore us. (I am just joking though)
 
[ ]Ask if you can take him Home with you.
If only...
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
The wizard nods, raising a new sign. [Yep! Have been ever since I can remember. Which isn't saying much I guess.] Down goes the old sign, up comes the new one. [I think I hit my head really hard in an experiment a while back. A lot of my memories are all fuzzy or jumbled or missing completely.]
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fuck

they're an adorable wizard experiment that's been staying in the laboratory tower where they were made (either on purpose or accidentally) because they think they're the apprentice and so they're trying to take care of everything and gggoooddd. Still, honestly, this is pretty good as far as returns on wizard experiments go. "Created a good and wholesome goo-homunculi who just wants to do their best" is a few steps above "tried to power everything by burning pieces of an endless godlike swarm of angry deathworms" or "opened portal to hell in the name of venture capitalism".

ZerbanDaGreat said:
[The point is it was a good riddle and I worked very hard on it! >:[ ] they sign. The angry face is even 'drawn' on appropriately scratchy and sloppy.
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ghnuhmyheart

VagueZ said:
Not a man, so not a husbando.
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Guess again!

ZerbanDaGreat said:
Name: ???
Species: uhhh... 'Human' but only as a placeholder
Likes: Wizard things like research and riddles
Dislikes: Being told their wizard riddles suck and are dumb
Notes: Mute, communicates solely through sign language. Apparently amnesiac and waiting in the vain hope that their missing master isn't actually dead. Possibly more mysterious even than Issachar.
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The cute wizard is 100% an option apparently. Bringing us up toooooo: Makram as the haughty, lazy, richboy who gets really really competitive and invested in shit and is surprisingly petty (and not-so-secretly seems to crave attention). Would probably step on Eldingar if he asked. Jun-ho as the shy, introverted, and mildly mysterious exchange student proposed match, seems the loneliest of the bunch and hasn't been socialized into dragon, uh, society. Would probably be the main route in the Dragon Harem Quest VN. Theeeen Belial as the more mature, kinda weathered, beefcake who's down on his luck and kinda seems to have given up on finding love/affection/success even though he's still gamely giving it a shot. Most experienced of the lot. And then finally Issachar who is totally not an angel apparently the most responsible out of everyone here, polite, well mannered and apparently well-intentioned.

Probably wants to get us laid 'cause God in the setting seems to approve of blue dragon's getting dicked. :V

[X] Ask about the damn gold already, you've put it off too long and you're starting to get the shakes. The map pointed you to treasure and you won't leave empty-handed.

Eldingar is a natural adventurer.
 
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?
 
[X] Ask them if they'd take a look at the treasure map for you. You're kind of curious to work out the exact what and why of how it works, and who better to tell you than a (quasi) expert?

Changed my vote to one option only
 
TenfoldShields said:
And then finally Issachar who is totally not an angel apparently the most responsible out of everyone here, polite, well mannered and apparently well-intentioned.

Probably wants to get us laid 'cause God in the setting seems to approve of blue dragon's getting dicked. :V
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I got the mental image of the blue dragon and Issachar in a bed together, and a God walks in through the door with a shotgun, saying they have to get married now.
 
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