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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"

just for the hilarity points... also I LOVE the near fk up we had... shooting mayo at him just before mom gets here? LOL that would have been an epic fail.
 
Fucking sexy Ifrit.
Makes us ruin our hoard.
[X] "I wish for my lair to be returned to state it was the second after I released you!"
This clean up AND give us our shit back.
Hopefully mom still comes in on us in this akward position, however.
 
Will vote later, but right now I want you to know that I damn well applauded as I laughed my way through this. Glorious. Simply glorious.
 
honestly, I feel like we'd get fucked (and not in the fun way) with all of these choices.

[ ] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"

The first, turning him into a sexy dragon and staying just gives him more chances to mess with us WHILE Mother is here


[ ] "I wish for you to clean up my cave!"

The second makes me think, "clean up my cave" means getting rid of our hoard entirely (cause it's a mess)

[ ] "I wish for you to doub- trip- quadruple my hoard!"

The third, "doub- trip- quadruple " makes me think of too much hoard, too little space


[X] "I wish for wine! The good stuff, enough for a dragon!"

The wine looks to be the only one that might not have cons to it as a wish. Though we'd still have an Ifrit and ruined hoard to deal with.
 
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[X] "I wish for wine! The good stuff, enough for a dragon!"

Ok, I recognize the potential for shenanigans as Eldingar desperately tries to pretend he's got a boyfriend, but consider: it would be even better if she comes in to find him and the Ifrit drenched in wine after clearly some kind of passionate entanglement.
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
And lying beside wooden wreckage, miraculously unbroken by the rampage, is the magic jug you bought in Söfnun.

You reach for it in an explosion of movement, shifting down as you do. It's weird and disorienting to physically shrink even as you reach out for something but the moment passes and your claws wrap around the earthenware jug, snatching it securely up against your side. Aimed like a cannon at the ifrit.

"A-ha!" you shout triumphantly as you tear the cork free with your other hand.
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It comes out with a sad little 'pop' and a waft of eggy scent, barely a dribble of mayonnaise sadly dripping down onto your foot-talons. It's so quiet you could hear a pin drop as even the ifrit needs a second to come up with a witty comment about that.

"Is- is that really the kind of thing you collect for your hoard?" he asks, the pity in his voice only half-mocking.
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"Water," you snarl with a wicked grin. And water jets from the jug with such force that you have to brace before you lose your grip on it.

"Wh-SHIT-"
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[X] "I wish for wine! The good stuff, enough for a dragon!"
 
The point is that all of the choices are going to end terribly in different ways. This is, to remind you, a harem comedy.

If we accidentally slip in the wine and fall on top of him in a way that makes it look like we're groping him just as she opens the door or whatnot, that'd be par for the course.
 
[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"
 
[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"

Look, it's going to give him plenty of opportunities to mess with us. But. As a reader, looking at the hilarity thus far, are you really going to say that this is a bad thing?
 
[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"
There is no way that this can go wrong.
 
Satisfaction! That went about as badly as I could have hoped. :V

[x] "I wish for you to doub- trip- quadruple my hoard!"
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
"I- you stop that!" you blurt out, jabbing an accusatory talon in the ifrit's direction. "I will not welcome my mother into my lair with some... some gilded tart floating around in the background inspiring a bunch of awkward questions!"

"Mm, true. Only room for one of those in a place like this."
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Oh, wow. I LIKE this guy.

[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"
 
It was funny at first but then I imagined if someone had tricked me into destroying my set of Indian ink markers so now I completely understand and empathize with his rage. So I'll vote to be nice.

The way I figure, right now even no gold would be better than the mess we've got right now with mom here.

We can also just wish for things to return where they are after she's gone.

[X] "I wish for you to clean up my cave!"
 
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[ ] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"
Rom com shenanigans
[ ] "I wish for you to clean up my cave!"
Gold's gone
[ ] "I wish for you to doub- trip- quadruplemy hoard!"
Either foreign word or to much for our tiny cave
[X] "I wish for wine! The good stuff,enough for a dragon!"
Alcohol pool
 
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