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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.

It won't take long, I'm sure.
 
[x] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to try and figure out which particular item in your hoard the map is pointing towards. Its light-spot isn't any bigger than the others so you reason it must be just the one thing too.
 
It points towards dragon lairs, doesn't it?


One at our lair, one at that forest lair from chargen and one to one in the mountains?
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to try and figure out which particular item in your hoard the map is pointing towards. Its light-spot isn't any bigger than the others so you reason it must be just the one thing too.
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.

Even if we return home early and clean things, Dragon Mom will still find something to complain about. We may as well spend some more time here.
 
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to clean up exhaustively. Leave her as little to criticise as possible. For every inch you give her she can and will take a mile.
 
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to clean up exhaustively. Leave her as little to criticise as possible. For every inch you give her she can and will take a mile.
 
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to try and figure out which particular item in your hoard the map is pointing towards. Its light-spot isn't any bigger than the others so you reason it must be just the one thing too.
 
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to clean up exhaustively. Leave her as little to criticise as possible. For every inch you give her she can and will take a mile.

As much as I love treasure, not having to deal with Mother's temper and nagging sounds better.
 
[x] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.


HMMMM
 
Mila said:
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to clean up exhaustively. Leave her as little to criticise as possible. For every inch you give her she can and will take a mile.

As much as I love treasure, not having to deal with Mother's temper and nagging sounds better.
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It's a lost cause. A hoarder's place will always fall short of their mom's cleanliness expectation. Might as well spend that time on things we're actually interested in...
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
[X] Return home immediately. Take the magical doodads on hand, take your wagon full of supplies, and fly back to your lair.
--[X] Use the extra time to try and figure out which particular item in your hoard the map is pointing towards. Its light-spot isn't any bigger than the others so you reason it must be just the one thing too.

Mom is definitely going to get a faceful of mayo when she's inspecting later
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
"However, now that the item is filled with potentially gallons of high-pressure mayonnaise, I politely request that you buy it so as to avoid potential difficulties with future customers."

You think on it carefully. It is indeed a curious and eclectic mix of items, one that requires careful-

Actually you're rich and you want everything so you buy the lot.
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Yes good, I love it, I love him, it's perfect.
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.

If it's treasure, we can steal it. If it's a dragon, we can be embarrassed and awkward. And if it's us, then we get to spend time hilariously chasing our own tail.
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
[X] Linger in Söfnun a little longer and search for whatever it is the map is pointing you towards here. You won't have any extra time at home to prepare but you won't be late either.
 
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