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- Anchorage, Alaska
common guys, look up T.V tropes Evil Overlords List!!! the monk is the way to go!!!
plus this means we should do the P.R Villain Trope, were still bad guys, but with good enough public relations, it doesn't matter what we do as long as it isn't seeable or harmful to the public, heck if we do it right the public will decry the hero's as the villains of this story!
this means we should do what the tropes say on the evil overlord list, and have general good times with it, as well as take over the earth and make humanity top dogs of EVERYTHING on the planet, the supernatural will learn that we own this damn rock now! even if we have to bath a country in nuclear fire to remind the world what's best for them! (north Korea would be a good target, especially if we can set things up so they are the aggressor and we happen to have a solution to the radioactive problem!)
also if we do end up having kids with our Waifu, be sure to make multiple...otherwise shit goes down the drain with infighting from the children over who gets the big chair.
also corrupt politician...seriously guys? so damn textbook its boring, also why not GEM and get shit rolling as well?
I know I'm trying to convince the thread, and I hope its working...but I also want to add some serious list we SHOULD NOT DO!!! (some of this is on T.V Tropes...)
1) make deals with Demons...NEVER MAKE A DEAL WITH A DEMON! period, it always ends up with you having the worst shit and/or lot...and it guarantee's we end up in the worst places of hell...not liking those odds.
2) not having back-up plans...seriously we should have fail-safes for EVERYTHING!
3) if were a corporation and we find a 16 year-old kid trying to impress his girl/guy hire the kid if he can hack into our files/computers...if he can get past the latest and greatest security with ease? We hire him as our own hacker to test our cyber defenses and war-fare, let the hero's have the surely arrogant asshole of Computer system CEO!
4) Tear down the Drug and sex trades...seriously this would earn us enough good PR as well as taking all that money from the dealers and the growers...easy money as well as training for our own branches of PMC units. that and we could have potential work-force in the "Rescued" victims.
5) Family tough love: have our people treated as family, but with allot of tough love for them (training from hell optional so our basic guys are bosses in mook clothing), that way we get loyalty, as well as having legit reasons to go on a war-path if they betray us. (which means we can go as evil as we want on them and have it "Justified")
6) if we are betrayed, break fingers, then toes, then fore-arms, then shins, then knee-caps, and then elbows...have them treated in our medical ward and then bill them so they are now in OUR debt. If they try this again do the same again, but this time bill close family and friends...if they keep doing this a third time bring in the family and friends and give the option...they either stop and write a supernatural contract to never do this again on pain of eternal suffering of we inflict what we have done to them three times over on every bone in their body...with them having the knowledge of the extreme level of debt he is occurring and how this is their fault (the one in debt). of course we heal them and remove their memories of the event, in secret. this will either push him to us or not, if he refuses we shoot him, exorcise the corpse, burn it to ash, scatter the ash into the winds/seas, and have it arranged as a tragic accident.
plus this means we should do the P.R Villain Trope, were still bad guys, but with good enough public relations, it doesn't matter what we do as long as it isn't seeable or harmful to the public, heck if we do it right the public will decry the hero's as the villains of this story!
this means we should do what the tropes say on the evil overlord list, and have general good times with it, as well as take over the earth and make humanity top dogs of EVERYTHING on the planet, the supernatural will learn that we own this damn rock now! even if we have to bath a country in nuclear fire to remind the world what's best for them! (north Korea would be a good target, especially if we can set things up so they are the aggressor and we happen to have a solution to the radioactive problem!)
also if we do end up having kids with our Waifu, be sure to make multiple...otherwise shit goes down the drain with infighting from the children over who gets the big chair.
also corrupt politician...seriously guys? so damn textbook its boring, also why not GEM and get shit rolling as well?
I know I'm trying to convince the thread, and I hope its working...but I also want to add some serious list we SHOULD NOT DO!!! (some of this is on T.V Tropes...)
1) make deals with Demons...NEVER MAKE A DEAL WITH A DEMON! period, it always ends up with you having the worst shit and/or lot...and it guarantee's we end up in the worst places of hell...not liking those odds.
2) not having back-up plans...seriously we should have fail-safes for EVERYTHING!
3) if were a corporation and we find a 16 year-old kid trying to impress his girl/guy hire the kid if he can hack into our files/computers...if he can get past the latest and greatest security with ease? We hire him as our own hacker to test our cyber defenses and war-fare, let the hero's have the surely arrogant asshole of Computer system CEO!
4) Tear down the Drug and sex trades...seriously this would earn us enough good PR as well as taking all that money from the dealers and the growers...easy money as well as training for our own branches of PMC units. that and we could have potential work-force in the "Rescued" victims.
5) Family tough love: have our people treated as family, but with allot of tough love for them (training from hell optional so our basic guys are bosses in mook clothing), that way we get loyalty, as well as having legit reasons to go on a war-path if they betray us. (which means we can go as evil as we want on them and have it "Justified")
6) if we are betrayed, break fingers, then toes, then fore-arms, then shins, then knee-caps, and then elbows...have them treated in our medical ward and then bill them so they are now in OUR debt. If they try this again do the same again, but this time bill close family and friends...if they keep doing this a third time bring in the family and friends and give the option...they either stop and write a supernatural contract to never do this again on pain of eternal suffering of we inflict what we have done to them three times over on every bone in their body...with them having the knowledge of the extreme level of debt he is occurring and how this is their fault (the one in debt). of course we heal them and remove their memories of the event, in secret. this will either push him to us or not, if he refuses we shoot him, exorcise the corpse, burn it to ash, scatter the ash into the winds/seas, and have it arranged as a tragic accident.