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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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[X] Scope out if any adventuring parties have washed in recently looking to get shirty and fuck with them. It's usually best to defuse such situations before they can waddle up to your front door like comically-ticking time-bombs. Or better yet, turn them around and watch them blow someone else up.
 
[X] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.

Are we playing a Dragon or a 20 year old with a trust fund who just got his own place?
 
[x] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.

Our protagonists interactions with humans have been amusing so far, and I'd quite like to see more of it.
 
[x] Scope out if any adventuring parties have washed in recently looking to get shirty and fuck with them. It's usually best to defuse such situations before they can waddle up to your front door like comically-ticking time-bombs. Or better yet, turn them around and watch them blow someone else up.​
 
[X] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.

spicesss
 
On the one hand, the stooges are totally messing with our money, on the other hand, we have no reason to care.

[X] Scope out if any adventuring parties have washed in recently looking to get shirty and fuck with them. It's usually best to defuse such situations before they can waddle up to your front door like comically-ticking time-bombs. Or better yet, turn them around and watch them blow someone else up.

We didn't come to a human city to play with dragons. We'll get plenty of that when mom shows up.
 
[X] Hit the bar and get very drunk. You get to complain about your problems that ordinarily nobody would care about, and even if your lips loosen enough to start telling everyone you're a dragon nobody will believe you.

So, bets on whether or not we end up confessing that we're a gay dragon to a friendly adventuring party and accidentally admitting that we're trying to avoid our mother, because she just found out we're gay and now she's going to try to hook us up with someone and we'd thought it was bad when she was trying to set you up with girls but somehow this is even worse and why are you all laughing you're the worst friends I've ever made on a drunken bender, heh, just kidding, have a round on me guys

And then when we wake up we've somehow managed to join the adventuring party, gave them our backstory and everything so we're a proper adventurer now.
 
[X] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.

Seems like Scaly Boy has put this off way too long already.
...what? I'm being practical!

TenfoldShields said:
I want to see the MC try to turn into a puddle and melt away into the floor.
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Seeing as we're talking about dragon I'm sure that could happen literall :p
 
[x] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.
 
[X] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.
 
Grimnir said:
So, bets on whether or not we end up confessing that we're a gay dragon to a friendly adventuring party and accidentally admitting that we're trying to avoid our mother, because she just found out we're gay and now she's going to try to hook us up with someone and we'd thought it was bad when she was trying to set you up with girls but somehow this is even worse and why are you all laughing you're the worst friends I've ever made on a drunken bender, heh, just kidding, have a round on me guys

And then when we wake up we've somehow managed to join the adventuring party, gave them our backstory and everything so we're a proper adventurer now.
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fuuuuuuuck

i wanted to see where this went before getting invested but this idea is too <funny/interesting/cool/real> for me not to support it.

[X] Hit the bar and get very drunk. You get to complain about your problems that ordinarily nobody would care about, and even if your lips loosen enough to start telling everyone you're a dragon nobody will believe you.

also, zerban, you the real mvp, top tier quest
 
[X] Scope out if any adventuring parties have washed in recently looking to get shirty and fuck with them. It's usually best to defuse such situations before they can waddle up to your front door like comically-ticking time-bombs. Or better yet, turn them around and watch them blow someone else up.
 
[X] Fuck with another dragon. Spread some rumours, whether true or not, about various treasures and weaknesses possessed by So-and-so of the Blazing Fang squirrelled away in Icepick Mountain. It makes for fun stories, and you always get a nice little chortle out of hearing someone else's hoard has been diminished.

and did you know that Gold Claw, way down south, has a notorious weakness for elderberries? i hear it's dreadfully embarassing for her

Why would we bother to put in work and spend money, regardless of where it came from, when trash talk will forever be free.
 
[X] Scope out if any adventuring parties have washed in recently looking to get shirty and fuck with them. It's usually best to defuse such situations before they can waddle up to your front door like comically-ticking time-bombs. Or better yet, turn them around and watch them blow someone else up.

Trashtalking a future date is indeed tempting for the embarrassment value, but messing with mortals is funny.
 
[x] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.
 
[X] Hit the bar and get very drunk. You get to complain about your problems that ordinarily nobody would care about, and even if your lips loosen enough to start telling everyone you're a dragon nobody will believe you.

I was going to go for Shopping: Dragon Edition. But then, hijinks.
 
ffff7uuuuuuuu

We should be responaible adult who does shopping before mom visits. Getting shitfaced would be irresponsible and dumb. Ergo,
[X] Hit the bar and get very drunk. You get to complain about your problems that ordinarily nobody would care about, and even if your lips loosen enough to start telling everyone you're a dragon nobody will believe you.
 
[X] Scope out if any adventuring parties have washed in recently looking to get shirty and fuck with them. It's usually best to defuse such situations before they can waddle up to your front door like comically-ticking time-bombs. Or better yet, turn them around and watch them blow someone else up.
 
[x] Gamble your heart out. If you win, you get an unearned rush of accomplishment and expand your hoard even more. If you don't, it's not like it's really your money anyway!
 
[X] Fuck with another dragon. Spread some rumours, whether true or not, about various treasures and weaknesses possessed by So-and-so of the Blazing Fang squirrelled away in Icepick Mountain. It makes for fun stories, and you always get a nice little chortle out of hearing someone else's hoard has been diminished.
 
[X] Fuck with another dragon. Spread some rumours, whether true or not, about various treasures and weaknesses possessed by So-and-so of the Blazing Fang squirrelled away in Icepick Mountain. It makes for fun stories, and you always get a nice little chortle out of hearing someone else's hoard has been diminished.

Tenfold does present a compelling argument.

Also, dumb dragon 20-year old is good.
 
[X] Fuck with another dragon. Spread some rumours, whether true or not, about various treasures and weaknesses possessed by So-and-so of the Blazing Fang squirrelled away in Icepick Mountain. It makes for fun stories, and you always get a nice little chortle out of hearing someone else's hoard has been diminished.

I want to ruin someone else's day i am very, very petty
 
[X] Do some shopping. Every time you're here on other business you forget and then by the time you remember you're back home and you can't be bothered to make another trip so you put it off for another day and it's just a nightmare. And you really need more spices. You may be a many-ton scaly lightning-breathing magical predator that hunts live game but you're not an animal.

Look if you're a dragon without a spice cabinet you're doing it wrong.
 
[X] Scope out if any adventuring parties have washed in recently looking to get shirty and fuck with them. It's usually best to defuse such situations before they can waddle up to your front door like comically-ticking time-bombs. Or better yet, turn them around and watch them blow someone else up.
 
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