Squest! <wherein I throw 4 SV Questers into Sburb!>
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Jhin Lemon
Lawful Cute
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[X] Leon: Grab a somewhat heavy but non-fragile piece of furniture and drop it on the lid of the cruxtruder.
[X] Leon: Then pester Coraline about what she's been doing
[X] Leon: Then pester Coraline about what she's been doing
Prologue 2 Part 7
Crawkid
Lover of quests and community
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Leon: Grab a somewhat heavy but non-fragile piece of furniture and drop it on the lid of the cruxtruder.
Leon: Then pester Coraline about what she's been doing
You'd love to follow those commands that you're not aware of at all, you really would. As it stands, the girl got to the laptop first, as you were planning...and your pesterchum pinged with a new message.
In the meantime, you'd created some more chaos, while solving some, admittedly...less important chaos. But still, you had wrecked her home. Anyways, you rearranged some furniture in the living room, for because of the clunky machinery, there was only some much you could re-place without the whole area turning into a jungle gym. For her part, she was nice enough to occasionally point to a sot when you levitated something for a while, and to get out of the way so you could put a chair where she was sitting. You're sure she'd be more comfortable sitting there, rather than the floor. While you were talking, you also re-read, very slowly, some of BP's steps to you. You kind of already got rid of the couch, what else could you....oh...
So, yeah, you slipped the mattress off of the boxspring and bed frame, and used that to smash open the Cruxtruder. Out came a giant floating ball of bright light and, part to distract yourself, and part to appease the player you now know is Coraline, you move the bedframe outside and...ontop of the hole. Hey, it works, ok?
Now...what as next...?
Oh, right.
You moved the cursor back to her bedroom and picked up one of the dapper looking fellows, and dropped him into the ball of light (who was, at the moment, hovering all around your poor friend.)
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Leon: Then pester Coraline about what she's been doing
You'd love to follow those commands that you're not aware of at all, you really would. As it stands, the girl got to the laptop first, as you were planning...and your pesterchum pinged with a new message.
RE: ...what
RE: what just happened?
RE: why did a cake throw itself at Nana's face?
SP: Uhh... Oh ..ohh..
RE: ...what did you do
SP: ... Did your laptop float around for a few minutes trying to get your attention?
RE: actually yeah
RE: that was...odd
SP:... Is it now floating on your lap?
RE: yes
RE: stop that
SP: ... I'm manipulating your real world...how?
RE: you're asking me?
SP: ... Good point... I'mma start putting your furniture back.
RE: please do
SP: And make a sign so that Revy doesn't do the same to me.
RE: good idea
RE: going first is fun
SP: ... Yeah it means I don't get my house fucked with... Also there's a hole in your bedroom now... Sorry
RE: ...fix it
RE: I don't care how
SP: I don't know how!!!
RE: just...put something in front of the hole or something
SP: done
SP: moved your bed over it
RE: welp, I guess I'm sleeping on the floor then
SP: I didn't do it mattress first.
SP: I'd put one of the machines over it but those cost Grist to move
RE: okay
RE: how do I get more grist?
SP: Fuck if I know , I just know that when Monsters start showing up I will be ready.
RE: if monsters do start showing up, I'm blaming you
SP: Blame Revy for telling me to Preorder
RE: bah
RE: leave logic out of this
RE: and don't try to escape your just punishment
SP: ... Oops I accidentally dropped a cake on your head
RE: just be glad I'm not your server player
RE: or retribution would be swift and merciless
SP: oh God I'd be losing so many limbs.
RE: hey now
RE: I'm not that sadistic
SP: ... I'm making that sign right now... you should probably be figuring out what to do, meteor is coming apperantly
RE: great
RE: what else do I not know about this crazy game?
SP: It plays like the Sims on my end... I think you're supposed to install the player copy? I don't know..m
RE: okay then
SP: I'm... Just gonna go and get ready, I'll have the camera follow you just in case
RE: cool
RE: I'm gonna go find that damn disc
SP: You do that...Shit this is going to be a long journey if we're supposed to be a party
RE: no kidding
SP:... Shit I need to steal a jetski or s boat...
RE: you have fun with that
RE: anyway, searching
RE: later
SP: Later
RE: what just happened?
RE: why did a cake throw itself at Nana's face?
SP: Uhh... Oh ..ohh..
RE: ...what did you do
SP: ... Did your laptop float around for a few minutes trying to get your attention?
RE: actually yeah
RE: that was...odd
SP:... Is it now floating on your lap?
RE: yes
RE: stop that
SP: ... I'm manipulating your real world...how?
RE: you're asking me?
SP: ... Good point... I'mma start putting your furniture back.
RE: please do
SP: And make a sign so that Revy doesn't do the same to me.
RE: good idea
RE: going first is fun
SP: ... Yeah it means I don't get my house fucked with... Also there's a hole in your bedroom now... Sorry
RE: ...fix it
RE: I don't care how
SP: I don't know how!!!
RE: just...put something in front of the hole or something
SP: done
SP: moved your bed over it
RE: welp, I guess I'm sleeping on the floor then
SP: I didn't do it mattress first.
SP: I'd put one of the machines over it but those cost Grist to move
RE: okay
RE: how do I get more grist?
SP: Fuck if I know , I just know that when Monsters start showing up I will be ready.
RE: if monsters do start showing up, I'm blaming you
SP: Blame Revy for telling me to Preorder
RE: bah
RE: leave logic out of this
RE: and don't try to escape your just punishment
SP: ... Oops I accidentally dropped a cake on your head
RE: just be glad I'm not your server player
RE: or retribution would be swift and merciless
SP: oh God I'd be losing so many limbs.
RE: hey now
RE: I'm not that sadistic
SP: ... I'm making that sign right now... you should probably be figuring out what to do, meteor is coming apperantly
RE: great
RE: what else do I not know about this crazy game?
SP: It plays like the Sims on my end... I think you're supposed to install the player copy? I don't know..m
RE: okay then
SP: I'm... Just gonna go and get ready, I'll have the camera follow you just in case
RE: cool
RE: I'm gonna go find that damn disc
SP: You do that...Shit this is going to be a long journey if we're supposed to be a party
RE: no kidding
SP:... Shit I need to steal a jetski or s boat...
RE: you have fun with that
RE: anyway, searching
RE: later
SP: Later
In the meantime, you'd created some more chaos, while solving some, admittedly...less important chaos. But still, you had wrecked her home. Anyways, you rearranged some furniture in the living room, for because of the clunky machinery, there was only some much you could re-place without the whole area turning into a jungle gym. For her part, she was nice enough to occasionally point to a sot when you levitated something for a while, and to get out of the way so you could put a chair where she was sitting. You're sure she'd be more comfortable sitting there, rather than the floor. While you were talking, you also re-read, very slowly, some of BP's steps to you. You kind of already got rid of the couch, what else could you....oh...
So, yeah, you slipped the mattress off of the boxspring and bed frame, and used that to smash open the Cruxtruder. Out came a giant floating ball of bright light and, part to distract yourself, and part to appease the player you now know is Coraline, you move the bedframe outside and...ontop of the hole. Hey, it works, ok?
Now...what as next...?
Oh, right.
You moved the cursor back to her bedroom and picked up one of the dapper looking fellows, and dropped him into the ball of light (who was, at the moment, hovering all around your poor friend.)
[] Write in
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Jhin Lemon
Lawful Cute
- Location
- Trapped in the interwebs, please send help
[X] Coraline: Investigate Cruxtruder and floating ball.
[X] Leon: Read the Sburb manual for hints on what to do after the Cruxtruder has been opened.
[X] Leon: Read the Sburb manual for hints on what to do after the Cruxtruder has been opened.
Prologue 1 pt15 (finish) Prologue 2 pt8
Crawkid
Lover of quests and community
- Location
- holed up in my room
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! That's right! I know I let this (and a few other quests) drop into non-existance, but with Halloween coming up, I thought I'd surprise you all (or some of you) with a surprise Squest birthday update! Luckily, the quest itself only requires writing short blurbs XD
Even so, I'd like to apologize in that although I wanted to do this awesome thing for my awesome readers who seemed to love this quest so much...I left on a vote that actually didn't give me much to work off of to make the surprise as awesome as I might want to x.x
Still, I have been working this past...week? To give it my best go, and I hope you appreciate the attempt and what it means overall.
And just a note, since it HAS been almost a whole year, I'm going to take this moment to remind you that there is a limit on input-able commands: 3 commands max per plan. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy ^^
Even so, I'd like to apologize in that although I wanted to do this awesome thing for my awesome readers who seemed to love this quest so much...I left on a vote that actually didn't give me much to work off of to make the surprise as awesome as I might want to x.x
Still, I have been working this past...week? To give it my best go, and I hope you appreciate the attempt and what it means overall.
And just a note, since it HAS been almost a whole year, I'm going to take this moment to remind you that there is a limit on input-able commands: 3 commands max per plan. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy ^^
[X] Coraline: Investigate Cruxtruder and floating ball.
Well, shit. You're not sure what just happened, but something happened. Something that made it so now there was some sort of bright floating ball of light with a face …. and a tophat and monocle. It just floats there, zipping around and babbling at you. And oh yeah, the machine it came out of is now counting down some sort of timer.
10:31
10:30
10:29
10:28
Wait. What do you do? What do you do?!
[X] Leon: Read the Sburb manual for hints on what to do after the Cruxtruder has been opened
Now that you, Leon, think about it...maybe you've gotten the order of things wrong, because now there's a timer counting down that is telling you that you and RE have little more than 10 minutes to find out what you have to do next, and then actually do it. Oh man, they should have put a warning at the beginning of these tutorials and….why do they cut out so soon after the cruxtruder thing?
…..
Oooooh...
Oh...
OH.
Fu- you mean… Fluff.
swordPal [SP] began pestering restlessExplorer [RE]
RE: you need something?
SP: Soo...As it turns out, you need to make something from the stuff given by that countdown machine?
SP: Uisng the punched card...Unless you wanna get blown up?...I figure you don't
SP:that's what the guide says anyway?
RE:...
SP: I wish I was bullshitting you, I really do.
RE:I would prefer to remain unexploded, yes
SP: Don't we all?I was reading the guide while making the Sign for my Overseer
RE: so what exactly do I need to?
SP:...So,Spin the wheel, on the thingy, then retrive the cylinder?Step one
RE:...okay, done
RE: now what?
SP: Move it to the lathe,input the card, hopefully it's not double sided?
SP: Then it carves a totem...Bring it ot the other machine, it'll scan and make something new...Then you gotta...Break it?...Okay who the fuck made this game?Who would think to do this?!
SP: No one should need a Guide to make it through! What if you don't have a Friend to play with?!
SP:Only way it could be worse is if there were Microtransactions!
RE: ...I can think of worse
SP: Metal Gear Solid V the Phantom Pain worse?(edited)
SP: Or MEtal Gear Survive?
RE: ...yes
RE: okay, got the punchcard
RE:lets hope this works
RE:Alright! I got a...matchstick?
RE:I have to break this?
RE: this is bizarre, but alright, here goes
SP: Good luck
restlessExplorer [RE] has disconnected!
SP:...Well Shit
RE: you need something?
SP: Soo...As it turns out, you need to make something from the stuff given by that countdown machine?
SP: Uisng the punched card...Unless you wanna get blown up?...I figure you don't
SP:that's what the guide says anyway?
RE:...
SP: I wish I was bullshitting you, I really do.
RE:I would prefer to remain unexploded, yes
SP: Don't we all?I was reading the guide while making the Sign for my Overseer
RE: so what exactly do I need to?
SP:...So,Spin the wheel, on the thingy, then retrive the cylinder?Step one
RE:...okay, done
RE: now what?
SP: Move it to the lathe,input the card, hopefully it's not double sided?
SP: Then it carves a totem...Bring it ot the other machine, it'll scan and make something new...Then you gotta...Break it?...Okay who the fuck made this game?Who would think to do this?!
SP: No one should need a Guide to make it through! What if you don't have a Friend to play with?!
SP:Only way it could be worse is if there were Microtransactions!
RE: ...I can think of worse
SP: Metal Gear Solid V the Phantom Pain worse?(edited)
SP: Or MEtal Gear Survive?
RE: ...yes
RE: okay, got the punchcard
RE:lets hope this works
RE:Alright! I got a...matchstick?
RE:I have to break this?
RE: this is bizarre, but alright, here goes
SP: Good luck
restlessExplorer [RE] has disconnected!
SP:...Well Shit
Coraline has entered the game!
Coraline is temporarily locked!
relevantRevenant [RR] has been unlocked!
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Coraline game status
Crawkid
Lover of quests and community
- Location
- holed up in my room
Status:
Has entered the game.
Land Designated.
Classpect Designated.
Consorts Designated.
Denizen Designated.
Moon Designated.
Non- Godtiered
Alive and well
Awake
Echelon Ladder: Puny Grey Kitten
Sprite single-prototyped (Mr. Dapper plush octopus)
Sprite name: DapperSprite
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Strife Specibus
Guitarkind
1. Guitar
Sylladex
1.
2. Mal's Gun
3. Bedset
4. Sax
Has entered the game.
Land Designated.
Classpect Designated.
Consorts Designated.
Denizen Designated.
Moon Designated.
Non- Godtiered
Alive and well
Awake
Echelon Ladder: Puny Grey Kitten
Sprite single-prototyped (Mr. Dapper plush octopus)
Sprite name: DapperSprite
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Strife Specibus
Guitarkind
1. Guitar
Sylladex
1.
2. Mal's Gun
3. Bedset
4. Sax
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Leon game status
Crawkid
Lover of quests and community
- Location
- holed up in my room
Status:
Has entered the game.
Land designated
Classpect designated.
Consorts Designated.
Denizen Designated.
Moon Designated.
Non- Godtiered
Alive and well
Awake
Echelon Ladder: Toothpick Lad
Sprite Single-Prototyped (Television)
Sprite name: TeleSprite
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Strife Specibus
swordkind
1. Tensa Zangetsu
Sylladex
1.
2.
3.
4.
Has entered the game.
Land designated
Classpect designated.
Consorts Designated.
Denizen Designated.
Moon Designated.
Non- Godtiered
Alive and well
Awake
Echelon Ladder: Toothpick Lad
Sprite Single-Prototyped (Television)
Sprite name: TeleSprite
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Strife Specibus
swordkind
1. Tensa Zangetsu
Sylladex
1.
2.
3.
4.
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Spectral Waltz
Scatterbrained Writer
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- Walking the Endless Corridors
[x] Be relevantRevenant
Are we... Allowed to vote for this?
Are we... Allowed to vote for this?
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Crawkid
Lover of quests and community
- Location
- holed up in my room
Jhin Lemon
Lawful Cute
- Location
- Trapped in the interwebs, please send help