She was gonna be God-damn Lilith in the Garden of Eden, and she was gonna be like: "Hey Adam, can I be on top this time?" And Adam would be like "Fuck no, bitch, I'm the dominant one here," and she'd be like "Fuck you Adam, I said I wanted to ride you cowgirl, not that I wanted to be the domme, you hypersensitive control freak, I'm getting a divorce."