Time to be a nerd.
[X] Large Scale Capacitors (0/50) If you can uncover a way to store a large enough amount of power you might be able to hurt the aliens.
Edit:I failed at nerding
Omake time:
Dr. Ignatius Zog had a reputation—a reputation for being the type of mad scientist who thought safety goggles were for "the weak-minded" and considered a lab coat "optional flair." So, naturally, when Zog joined Z-Com, the elite organization tasked with saving Earth from the theoretical alien invaders, the team wasn't exactly sure what they were getting. Would he be a visionary genius? Or a guy who would set fire to his lab trying to make coffee? Spoiler alert: both.
Zog had decided to work on better capacitors His mission was simple: uncover a way to store enough energy to potentially hurt any hypothetical aliens who might, at some future date, think about invading Earth and of course the so called frieza guy who was messing around the land. , and Zog was brought in to turn that big fat zero into a big fat something. But Zog? He had no clue how to work with capacitors. And he wasn't going to let that stop him.
"Pffft, capacitors… capaci-TOR," he chuckled to himself in his lab, which looked like someone had combined a junkyard with an IKEA instruction manual written in Klingon. "All I need is power...and more snacks."
While other scientists diligently worked on blueprints and equations, Zog preferred to rely on instinct, inspiration, and a healthy dose of chaos. The key to success, he believed, lay not in traditional energy sources, but in the one thing every human on Earth cherished: pizza.
Yes, pizza. Zog's brilliant idea? If he could build a massive capacitor that could run on the essence of pizza, he was sure it could store enough power to fry any alien—hypothetical or otherwise. After all, pizza had been powering his late-night brainstorms for years.
His prototype, the Pizzapacitor-intaor™-, was a Frankenstein creation made from bits of old microwave ovens, an industrial freezer, and several suspiciously shiny components stolen from Z-Com's breakroom vending machine. To the untrained eye, it looked more like a refrigerator duct-taped to a blender than anything resembling a high-tech energy solution.
But to Zog, it was perfect.
The theory was as simple as it was absurd: pizza was humanity's ultimate source of joy, and joy had got to be more powerful than any boring old fuel source, right? He loaded up the Pizzapacitor with five extra-large supreme pizzas, with extra cheese, of course, because "extra cheese means extra power!" He slathered some garlic bread on top for good measure.
"Behold! The Pizzapacitor™!" Zog announced with a flourish. "The first energy storage unit powered by pure pizza! The aliens won't know what hit them! Well, theoretically, if they were even here… which they're not… YET!"
The other scientists watched in silence, some clutching fire extinguishers, others reaching for the door ready to bolt.
Zog activated the machine. With a click, a hum, and a smell like someone had set an entire pizzeria on fire, the Pizzapacitor began to charge. The room vibrated as the energy built up. Zog grinned wildly. This was it. This was how he'd save humanity from theoretical aliens!
Suddenly, the machine let out a loud gurgle. The smell of burnt mozzarella intensified, and a worrying hiss emerged from the contraption. Sparks flew. The Pizzapacitor shuddered and rattled, and before anyone could react, it exploded in a massive blast of marinara and mozzarella. A tidal wave of pizza sauce splattered across the walls, the scientists, and Zog himself, who was now standing in the middle of what could only be described as a pizza-based disaster zone.
passing his finger through the mess zog tasted the mixture generated.
"hmmm it could use more sauce " he criticised the work.
EUREKA! He began to cackle.
Frieza troops wont know what hit them, and to be honest neither will Z-com.